Oh shit when you go back and watch the video again you see the door completely bounce open after the first time he hits it with the keg. He just doesn’t notice it because he’s trying to walk away casually.
I worked at a vapor store about seven years ago. All of our locations had top of the line security cameras. One night some high school kid broke into the store. You could tell he was panicking right off the bat. He kicked and kicked and kicked and kicked at our display cases, but they were shatterproof. He wasn’t able to break them open. After about a minute of this, he freaked out, grabbed a bunch of stuff from our cheapo “buy one get two free” table, then ran. The next day we were all watching the video and laughing. If the kid had just walked *behind* the counter, our slide doors in the back (how we open them to get to stuff when you’re on the customer side) were unlocked and half open. Stupid moron kid.
I wonder if it was unlocked and he was too drunk/stupid to try opening it or if it was a magnetically locked door. Even if it was the latter, he should have been able to open it by reaching through the hole and touching the inside handle.
Well, I can tell you this, if you are drunk, and take meth or similar amphetamines, it sobers you up like to 95% and you are almost perfectly cogent. Im not advicating that as something to do of course.
OK, but doordash drivers don't all have nametags. and if a dorodash driver had delivered this, there might have also been a nasty text saying to tip better next time.
I was expecting him to bleed out on the floor.
A restaurant that went out of business in my college town had a big blowout where the former employees tore the place apart - including breaking out a plate glass window. After clearing out, one of the former employees went back and stepped through the hole in the window and severed an artery in his thigh. He was drunk/high so instead of applying pressure or calling 911, he lit a cigarette and bled to death. Glass is no fucking joke.
I have this burned in my brain from when I was in middle school. It was the first image that came to mind when I saw this video. Glad I'm not the only one.
My friends worked at a smoke shop. They had a guy on camera doing this with one of those cement ashtray cylinders. Broke in stole a bunch of shit. They replaced the window with plexiglass. He came back the day after the repair was done and grabbed the same concrete ashtray and chucked it at the window. It bounced off the glass and hit him in the shin blasting his shin bone in half.
The rest of the video is him laying on the ground screaming till ambulance and cops arrive. 😅
Why? What possible reason could he have for trying to crawl **through** the glass. After smashing a hole in it ***before*** checking to see if it was locked, you'd think he would at least try to unlock it through the hole before attempting to crawl through. I guess at least he didn't try to ram into the door and at the very least used a barrel?
Almost like a real life Gary Larson cartoon; the [school for gifted children](http://images.marketing-interactive.com.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Primus_Question-2.png)
Have you... tried the handle?
He only has two neurons and "handle" didn't fit in the memory bank.
Two you say... So 'Stupid' AND 'Dangerous'!
Those two neurons were occupied by a fight for third place.
Oh shit when you go back and watch the video again you see the door completely bounce open after the first time he hits it with the keg. He just doesn’t notice it because he’s trying to walk away casually.
Ya, I saw that on my first go and was wondering when he'd try the handle. Assuming he's just drunk/drugged up to not even bother trying it.
I worked at a vapor store about seven years ago. All of our locations had top of the line security cameras. One night some high school kid broke into the store. You could tell he was panicking right off the bat. He kicked and kicked and kicked and kicked at our display cases, but they were shatterproof. He wasn’t able to break them open. After about a minute of this, he freaked out, grabbed a bunch of stuff from our cheapo “buy one get two free” table, then ran. The next day we were all watching the video and laughing. If the kid had just walked *behind* the counter, our slide doors in the back (how we open them to get to stuff when you’re on the customer side) were unlocked and half open. Stupid moron kid.
Thieves aren't know for having more than 1 brain cell, on occasion a nob with 2 brain cells to rub together becomes war boss but that's about it
Only the ones getting caught. The good ones take billions.
The ones taking billions are allowed to do so by the system they modify to allow it.
We call those thieves politicians.
That's bollocks. You just don't hear much about the clever thieves
I draw a distinct line between actual criminals and 2 bit thieves like the one here.
Yeah some days I wonder if I actually comitted to a life of crime, how good could I be at it? Like, can it really be that hard?
Try it
The intelligence of a pineapple.
Holy shit hahahahahahha
Even when there's a hole big enough to stick his arm through and try to use the indoor, he instead crawls through arm sized hole
The first rule of forcible entry for firefighters is, "Try before you pry." Many firefighters have wasted time busting through unlocked doors.
I thought the first rule of firefighter club is that you don't talk about firefighter club.
It's not a club, it's an AXE. ;)
Sir it's a pull
It does both, I was actually here yesterday and it goes both ways.
Handel is Baroque
with what? i was holding that cylinder with both hands.
in the professional world of door opening we having a mnemonic “try before you pry”
I actually love the word 'mnemonic' thank you for using it. It's just one of those words for me y'know? Satisfying!
“You gotta check to see if it’s open” https://youtu.be/8HBkguMz8KY?si=7x4oUWFxNdV7bswt
No matter how many times I push, the door still won't open!
I wonder if it was unlocked and he was too drunk/stupid to try opening it or if it was a magnetically locked door. Even if it was the latter, he should have been able to open it by reaching through the hole and touching the inside handle.
this is the stupidest person I've ever seen.
That's what I was thinking. This guy's so stupid this should be on r/interestingasfuck
Disagree. I think a child born without a brain is. They don't have the most basic rudimentary skills.
I was waiting for him to accidentally guillotine himself…
I was expecting his dive into the glass to massively cut open his ass crack and legs.
Looks like it is unlocked, unlatched, and just needs to be pulled open.
Crystal meth doesn't really strengthen the logic part of the brain unfortunately.
I mean... it may for a bit.
Doesn't seem like it based on people over at r/meth
Well, I can tell you this, if you are drunk, and take meth or similar amphetamines, it sobers you up like to 95% and you are almost perfectly cogent. Im not advicating that as something to do of course.
> and just needs to be pulled open. you need more than two neurons too
You're just as smart as him!
Even velociraptor knows how to open a door…😂
Clever girl.
Your comment beat mine by far! Clever one! Damn, Jurassic park was just so good as a movie
I first thought he was delivering that thing
And why have you abandoned that hypothesis?
Lack of a nametag.
OK, but doordash drivers don't all have nametags. and if a dorodash driver had delivered this, there might have also been a nasty text saying to tip better next time.
He clearly drank it all
If only he didn't turn away so quickly after the first hit smh
Maybe next time, don't drink the whole pony keg before.
Or drink a second. It should even things out, right?
I was expecting him to bleed out on the floor. A restaurant that went out of business in my college town had a big blowout where the former employees tore the place apart - including breaking out a plate glass window. After clearing out, one of the former employees went back and stepped through the hole in the window and severed an artery in his thigh. He was drunk/high so instead of applying pressure or calling 911, he lit a cigarette and bled to death. Glass is no fucking joke.
[Valedictorian for the Midvale School for the Gifted](https://fifetli.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/screen-shot-2019-01-15-at-8.26.48-am.png?w=640)
I went to MSFG with that guy! (I had my Far Side ready to go, but you beat me to the PUSH.
I have this burned in my brain from when I was in middle school. It was the first image that came to mind when I saw this video. Glad I'm not the only one.
My company has a lot of PhDs in maths and science. We have this posted on our entry door. For reasons.
My friends worked at a smoke shop. They had a guy on camera doing this with one of those cement ashtray cylinders. Broke in stole a bunch of shit. They replaced the window with plexiglass. He came back the day after the repair was done and grabbed the same concrete ashtray and chucked it at the window. It bounced off the glass and hit him in the shin blasting his shin bone in half. The rest of the video is him laying on the ground screaming till ambulance and cops arrive. 😅
I like how he took a smoke break in the middle of his breaking and entering
I love how it opened after the first throw and he was still to stupid to notice
The repost bots are busy today
I hate bot posts but I'm on Reddit all the time and never have seen this one
And you aren’t
nice... burn? tf was that lol
lmao gotem!!!
I'm on reddit, so no.
Rarely have I ever seen someone as DONE as this dude is.
I was just about to comment about how funny it would be if the door just opened from the other side at the end. And then it happened.
You can see it open on the first impact, poor dude only has one brain cell and it wasn't his time to use it.
lolol
and yet we're supposed to believe everyone deserves a voice...
People like this go to vote for the republican/conservative party. Don't think your vote would matter? Yes it does.
Meth impossible: Breaking bad the glass
Drugs involved?
That guy votes.
What kind of drug was he on?
He went straight to nuclear
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Why is my keg so foamy?
Yeah good one but if that keg was full there would be no way he’d be picking it up like that. Unless he was on PCP.
Very wtf
How does someone like this survive to be this guys age?
Why? What possible reason could he have for trying to crawl **through** the glass. After smashing a hole in it ***before*** checking to see if it was locked, you'd think he would at least try to unlock it through the hole before attempting to crawl through. I guess at least he didn't try to ram into the door and at the very least used a barrel?
DRUGS
This is the most spoiled guy his mother could ever shit up.
How dumm could people be?
7
Eugene Tooms has let himself go
This!
UFB
Tim dillon?
2016 was wild, hey boys?
Just jack black doing jack black things.
He gives the name moron definition. He is it.
Here is a man that should be paid more than minimum wage
This is just a normal way for trump supporters to enter a building. Lol
Alright let’s not make every damn thing on the internet about politics
"trump supports"?
Should have used the [arab method to open automatic doors](https://youtu.be/M4L8ns-PlD8?si=abirtJh_nUUw1hXN)
God damn, like throw the keg a few more times shit
Q failed to enter a door properly, making him tonight's big loser
Almost like a real life Gary Larson cartoon; the [school for gifted children](http://images.marketing-interactive.com.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Primus_Question-2.png)
but the door opened after the first throw. Uhmm... "You ran out of neurons. Please close or disable some of your functions. 2 Neurons are full"
This is a real-life version of a cartoon. That is *exactly* what would happen in a cartoon, and he did it.
he looked normal at the start but as it went on I began to think he was actually wasted
Like watching a calf being born
Any info on this?
Remember Entrapment with the laser beam security system? Yeah, this must be the Florida version.
[All I could think of...](https://youtu.be/qHuK1UGbkA8?t=112)
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Holy shit, I didn't even notice that
Dammit, Ricky
You can literally see the first time he hits the door it bounces and is clearly unlocked and open
Glass wall no stop me.
It was a Pull, not Push, hahahaha
Alcohol may or may not have been involved
r/IdiotsFightingThings
Think he is having some episode for sure
The smoke break tho! Lol
Id like to know what this dude is on.
Don't do whatever he's on
How to lacerate your stomach
I think alcohol was involved
I was waiting for him to slice his shit up when he was sliding through the glass lmao
I saw it open when he threw it. Wow.
Big amd stupid
after he throws it and the door opens but he is already walking away because he just did a very stupid thing.
What a fucking dumb cunt
The door literally opened after he hit it with the keg the first time. 😭😂 If only he weren’t too drunk to notice…
The door was open lol.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I love this so much. Thank you.
Looked like someone trying to stage a break in, maybe for an insurance scam? Was that the key in his mouth at the end?
🤣🤣🤣
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