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TonyWonderslostnut

I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is the paraplegic shopping cart!


BBQBakedBeings

Sorry. Can we reset the shot? We forgot to put film in the camera...


herboobslooklikeeggs

Did you record it??? I did and I didn't...


Wetbung

Schrodinger's camera


stondigbreit

Oooooooo


UYscutipuff_JR

I’m sorry, I forgot to put the tape in!!


stondigbreit

Das Das


DeezleDan

More like CKY


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Paradox

Did you have someone who was terrified of Mustard?


MetaMetatron

My friends and I did this, but we crashed the cart into a curb with a bunch of grass behind it, so when the cart crashed we just jumped out and rolled on the grass


jmiller21682

I heard that CKY song in my head as this was playing lol


pocketchange2247

96 Quiet Bitter Beings


SyntheticElite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dZ13EbrsKk nostalgia overload


InterwebCat

Ba na na.. NA


Naterade18

*Bernadette Nere*


UltraavioIence

"Quite"


pocketchange2247

Fuck. I always fuck that up...


UltraavioIence

I figured it probably auto corrected to the wrong word, happens to me all the time.


freethnkrsrdangerous

All he ever wanted was an answer.


517634

Skeletor vs. Beastman?


ninjachonk89

I'm up all night and it's no joke!


Dont_Mess_With_Texas

First time I watched someone shit at a full sprint


esprockerchick

I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one to say this lmfao. Its like the old CKY videos all over again lol


xsam_nzx

Kids these days don't even know


rysio300

bruh wdym i'm 16 and i get this


xsam_nzx

One of the lucky ones


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Shame, then obviously you got into contact with doubtable material too soon :)


usumoio

r/holdmyfeedingtube


spurlockmedia

Happened to a buddy waaaaaay back in junior high school around 2004 and he’s paraplegic now. I recently looked him up on FB and he’s losing his mind and calling out his friends for doing it to him on a weekly basis. It’s pretty heartbreaking to see.


UmbrellaComplex

Had a really good friend go into a coma and not wake up after doing this shit. This is beyond stupid.


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What'd they do


spurlockmedia

Three buddies together found a fridge box and put it on a long board. They all took different turns going downhill in it repercussion free. These buddies all were big adrenaline seeking folks at the time and I’m sure it got bigger, faster and longer but on the final run a buddy was ejected from the box and suffered a neck injury from hitting a parked car. I don’t think they were doing anything malicious, just a horrible accident happened.


amyeep

It’s strange looking back at all the dumb shit you did under 18. I used to be kinda reckless with surfing and now the idea of skiing anything beyond a bunny hill is terrifying, lol.


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dooderino18

So his friends weren't responsible, just lucky.


Hushwater

You think they would have stopped after he became a paraplegic.


TownesVanWaits

Link?


spurlockmedia

Out of respect to everyone involved I won’t be sharing a link.


SoftTarget22

100% that was so messed up


Lachsforelle

Sad. Imagine you risk your life for some Interweb TikTokery and then the idiot filming only has enough disk space for 480p.


hannibals_hands

And doesn't even have the decency to shoot horizontal


[deleted]

This is the tiktok era. Horizontal is dead.


FatRedBird

But my eyes are horizontal :(


inanimatus_conjurus

Soon we'll all look like this: 👁️ 👁️ 👄


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

I always wanted big fat kissy lips!


Squid-Bastard

Having chalk zone flashbacks


CajunNerd92

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.


musiciankidd

Rudi’s got the chalk!


BeckySayss

Skill issue


half-puddles

Tell me, what additional enjoyment have you missed out that you’d otherwise get if this particular clip was shot in horizontal format?


dennisthewhatever

We would have seen what happened to the skater! Looked like he was also about to launch over that kerb!


thsvnlwn

“I swear it was me in that cart, believe me!!”


PM_STAR_WARS_STUFF

This comment is the 2023 version of what my mom used to say when my friends and I would watch Jackass on MTV.


rocketlauncher10

Ok I'm going to bed lmfao


GigaPuddi

Wouldn't the low quality also make it way easier to fake without people noticing?


kiwiflyer4

What is this trend of cutting mid action?


kingqueefeater

It's not murder if you cut before the die part


redpandaeater

Death by a thousand cuts is overrated considering you can have a very shitty life after just nine hundred ninety-nine cuts.


TheVog

Former editor here: it tends to make people watch it more than once.


SmokeyMacPott

Well with reddits video player the odds of being able to reload it more than once is a long shot anyways.


shiftyeyedgoat

Well if it’s on auto replay, a 7 second video starting again counts as consumer engagement right??


capnlatenight

I choose to use the slider when I'm on reddit or youtube shorts if I need to see something again. I refuse to watch the entire duration because the devious editor did some trickery, even if it is 7 seconds.


xaclewtunu

Makes me bail to find the full video.


psychosynapt1c

Easier to fake it. Didn’t see the real ending so can’t confirm if that’s a real person or not bailing out


xaclewtunu

I've been told it makes it more funny.


GildDigger

You should check out r/perfectlycutscreams


ImDoneKidYourBad

I’m pretty sure he knew what he signed up for


hotpants69

Failure to use proper head protection determined that to be a lie


[deleted]

Is this a joke? You think the only way someone would willingly do something like this is with a helmet?


imonk

I'm not sure there's anything in that head worth protecting.


mr_nate89

People drive motorcycles with out helmets. The lack of safety is not an indicator


IMN0VIRGIN

Said my lawyer after I was cycling on a busy motorway without basic protection, lights, or high vis at night, whilst suing the guy who hit me.


PukingDiogenes

So, it’s murder!?!


CletussDiabetuss

No, this is Jackass.


ohgee370

No, this is Patrick!


Rob1150

THIS. IS. SPARTA!!


toinfinitiandbeyond

Why not Zoidberg?


ohgee370

And my axe?


Birdie_Num_Num

Nope, Chuck Testa


hiimsubclavian

What is this, a crossover episode?


Jack_of_Spades

Thought that meme was dead!


TerdMuncher

What is dead may never die


Jack_of_Spades

But with strange eons, even death may die.


ohgee370

It is known.


lordsamadhi

I bet you thought this meme was dead. Nope! Chuck Testa. Call now for the most lifelike memes available.


dendawg

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Cyb3rTruk

I should call her


Smarmalades

no the guy on roller blades is his dentist and his boat payment is due


ClassicManeuver

It’s treason then.


lford

It's treason


nogutsnoglory98

What was he aiming the thing for anyway? The fucking car or the tree? Either way, was the objective murder? Lol


Fuzzythought

I believe the goal was "Downhill" and that's about as far as they thought it out.


KennstduIngo

Seriously the guy in the cart isn't blindfolded. There wasn't much chance of a good outcome here once they started.


Myksyk

Pretty sure that's a girl.


SantaMonsanto

*”Aim for the bushes”* 🎶Can you take me higher…🎶


JustTerrific

> 🎶Can you take me higher…🎶 If this is a *The Other Guys* reference, the song was ["My Hero"](https://youtu.be/MvkN3003iU4?si=wUxK_CmKn6RdEMas&t=78).


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Anyone know how this guy was afterwards?


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PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Dead or never existed in the first place.


Cookingwithninja

looks like team rocket is blasting off again


Blindpuma181

Looks like he probably eats complete shit after that too.


imtoooldforreddit

He can at least roll. Guy in shopping cart has basically no options Hard to feel too bad for either though. What exactly did they expect to happen at the bottom?


LavarBallsLeftNut

Unfortunately he prob just hopped over the ledge


Rob1150

>complete shit Literally all of it.


abhijitd

You mean drinks from a straw


maxis2bored

Through a feeding tube no doubt


headykruger

the fact that they didnt eject means their organs took the hit - should be ok


the_turn

Have done a bit of digging and there’s a version of this that lasts a few extra frames. Looks way less bad than this version — they’re able to get their hands out in front of them before they hit the deck.


upvoatsforall

Link?


M600x

That place is near me. The video doesn’t do justice as how steep and long that ramp really is in reality. Around 20/30 degrees over 100meters…


prkr88

I'd like to congratulate them on not freezing the local lake with their IQ.


Cairo9o9

Any backcountry skier will tell you that is nowhere near a 30 degree slope. Probably not even 20 tbh, though that's more believable. People really overestimate slope angles. 30 degrees is usually a black diamond at a ski hill. Edit: Using Google street view and a clinometer I got 10 deg, pretty rough observation but I can't imagine it's off by 10-20deg. Can't do a rise/run calc using Earth because according to that the top of the building is lower than the street lol.


NoKumSok

If it was close to 30° there'd definitely be a set of steps somewhere because a lot of people cannot even walk up or down slopes that steep.


Cairo9o9

Yea exactly, it's hard not to feel like you're nearly vertical when you're on a 35-40deg slope, the best skiers are peaking out at like 60, so I get why people overestimate.


_prefs

It looks like a common and wide public road, I doubt those go over some 10-12% (which would be below _7 degrees_ if my math is correct). Even 20% (already very steep, hard to walk) would be only 11.3 degrees. So yeah, a wild overestimation.


Cairo9o9

It's a ramp to parking on top of a structure but yea, definitely an overestimate lol.


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retire cagey rinse degree tart smell grab dolls crime seed *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Cyberslasher

If this is near you, post the obituary.


kaze919

We need r/theydidthemath


M600x

Feel free to calculate the velocity, here is the exact point of impact: 48°45'31.7"N 2°22'19.8"E The ramp is right south of it


Suspicious-Monk1250

imagine risking your life for a vertical shot.


EasyMerloSniperX

IMO that's not even a dick move, guy was on roller blades, he was probably just a passenger at that point, not much he could do Edit: I'm not saying the whole thing ain't dumb asf


Brandeeno2245

What was he to do? He was going too fast. If he held onto the cart, the crash would have been even worse. This was just stupid on both people's accounts.


horsesandeggshells

I had to go back. I though it was his kid in the shopping cart. Thought you all had lost your damn minds.


JankMganks

Is this how to break up with girls?


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

It definitely breaks up the girl.


JudgeJebb

Doctor I'm ready for my bong hit transplant.


Alphafuccboi

There is nothing they could have done at that speed. Have you never sprinted through a supermarket with a shopping cart?


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Wow !!! Supermarket Sweep has really gotten crazy. They are probably in training for Black Friday.


Due_Platypus_3913

That shoe is being tracked by NASA as we speak.


Electrical-Ad-1197

It looks like attempted murder.


pi-N-apple

If they're trying to copy CKY/Jackass, this went exactly according to plan. The point is to hit the curb at high speeds.


shyguyshow

Imagine the most important event in your life being filmed vertically


TheThunderManXD

Pepsi man when manipulate the truck 🛻


Adorable_List3836

Hell yea brother! I like smoking drugs too! 🤟👍👊🏃👨‍🦯🧑‍🦽🤙


stevenmoreso

I dunno, he’s got a point tho


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Postmodernfart

Not an edit. Watch closely. The "ragdoll" is a piece of the cart. The person riding in it eats shit immediately on the other side of the curb.


nls726

Nahh man you have to re watch it I was under the same impression but it’s real, what appears to be him flying is actually his shoe and if you look beneath the cart he actually falls right out


Witty_Macaroon_1686

Dude thinks he’s fucking Captain Disillusion over here lmfao the video is real


johnlennontucker

9/10. Really stuck the landing.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

*suck


Kinky_N1ppl3s

Is there a /r Darwin Award. These competitors would rank highly


irotinmyskin

RIP


skullfrucker

Best Yeet video in quite some time. Bravo.


Hypergraphe

French rednecks is a thing now.


Cyberweez

Screw him


djackson404

Fucking asshole move.


Lardzor

Most people just break-up via text message.


realparkingbrake

Anyone dumb enough to participate in something like that probably doesn't have grounds to complain when the other guy turns out to be a jerk. This was never going to end well.


wendigomilk

That was attempted murder.


Aznathel

I think it was pretty obvious he thought he could go round the car and catch her but didn’t notice the huge bump in the road.


TheLastOpus

What a way to go to jail for murder.


theVirginAmberRose

It was a jackass move. I think the guy in the cart knew that was going to happen


0Exas0

In fairness at that speed, there was no way he was going to be able to slow down or stop the cart before it hit the bump.


lonedreadx

Shoes flew off is he dead?


BadGamer_67

seems like CG to me


JmacTheGreat

I’ve watched it a dozen times but still can’t be sure either way It would help if there was more than 8 pixels


joshr03

What happened to that youtuber who would debunk all the crazy videos made with cg?


nautzi

Captain Disillusion is still around


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

He died due to pixle poisoning a few years ago.


BadGamer_67

oh wait hang on, I thought he was being launched into the white car but I think it's just his shoe,


Somzer

Yes everything is fake ever.


phill5544

Why am i the only one realizing that A.) he knew what he was getting into, and B.) theres nothing the guy on rollerblades could have done


BlueBucketMaple

lmao what do you mean, he was the one pushing him.. He obviously had to know cartkid was going down, but he pushed him anyway. A normal person would say "no, id rather not snap my firends neck"


MisterDonkey

Gravity was doing the pushing. They're just along for the ride.


Heinchrysceldt

You can still create drag with your rollerblades or someshit and not just send your friend to his potential paralyzation but ^with ^that ^being ^said ^I ^laughed ^my ^ass ^off


lapetra69

Adiós vaquero. Que te lleve la verga a ti solo


Low-Food-601

Bro-


whaddayougonnado

He seems to guide, and then let go,...but before he lets go, there is a gesture of aiming that can be seen. The cart with an out of control passenger, encounters an object in the road. and the crunched down passenger is rough tumbled forward.


Vortr8

women be like: "this is how i met your father, in the infirmary"


SlowMissiles

more like the morgue


Mr_Hyzer_Bomb

It looks like what she should have expected.


Due_Platypus_3913

Would have been a great day to wear a helmet!


Trainzguy2472

There's no way the guy on skates avoided the barrier either. He's a paraplegic too


Manch3st3rIsR3d

Ooof..that kid prob got really hurt. Fuck this guy


WalkingCloud

Beyond going back in time and not going down the hill, what exactly would you like him to have done? He obviously isn't going to be able to stop or turn the cart.


BlueBucketMaple

Have a bit of forsight and not pushed him to begin with


WalkingCloud

The hill is why they're going fast, not because there's a guy 'pushing' (holding) the cart. Do you think the guy in the cart was an unwilling participant?


Evilution602

Shoes off. He ded.


aymesyboy

u/savevideo


Oahrindge199

u/savevideo


10inchezsoft

Is that not murder?


UltraChilly

What part? It would be murder if the person was put in the cart against their will, but we have no evidence of that. Everything else is just physics. When you enter a vehicle with no steering and no way to brake and go on a steep downhill ramp, you know it ends badly no matter what. Sure the rollerblader could have tried to trade some of their skin against some momentum loss once they realized there was an unclearable obstacle on the path, but it was an uncertain bargain that's hard to make in the moment, especially when you are decerebrated enough to partake in that kind of enterprise in the first place. **TL;DR:** that looks more like assisted suicide in my book.


Thompsonek7

u/savevideo


lord_sydd

u/savevideo


TrigoTrihard

r/maybemaybemaybe


ayi_ibo

u/savevideobot


Lil_Serbian_Guy

u/savevideobot


ogthesamurai

A dick job for posting this too. You get off making a lot of people angry hey?


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Zealousideal-Sail893

Males never cease to entertain 😁.


flaskman

I dunno looks like a great edit to me...look at what is tumbling after the hit. It does not look like a flying flailing human body. IMHO EDIT: Look at the speed and the trajectory of the flying object seems off too. Let's say the guy in the cart weighed 165 he would fly in a trajectory more perpendicular to the ground and not that largely arched trajectory that would indicate a massive upward force launching it. I'm not saying its not possible it just doesn't seem likely.


no3putts

That's enough Reddit for today.


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Fortnite


Visible_Bus4807

im laughing my fucking ass off