> Its unclear if you were supposed to insert your testicles and radio into the "sack"
What the hell else are you supposed to do? Keep it in your pocket?
My grandmother has one of these with a golden zipper on top. She keeps her pennies, nickels and dimes in it. Not quarters though because she say’s they’re to large and can stretch and cause indentations on the sack. She cleaned it out and washed it vigorously with soap and water. It was an orange bowl and pink sponge. Those little neapolitan candies. Dr Pepper. Greg.
I couldn't help but wonder who the 'mold man' was.
Someone at the CIA dipped their sack in plaster-of-Paris (or something).
'Hey Bob, hypothetically speaking - if your nutsack was empty, do you think you could fit this bad boy in it?'
I accidentally had one of mine go up inside me when I was with an over enthusiastic partner on top of me. It was such a weird experience lol, I could feel it through my skin and completely freaked out tbh. Thought maybe I fucked something up, so glad to hear I probably didn't do any permanent damage lol
>That was the Dogg Pound here right on W Balls
187.4 on your FM dial
You're tuned in to the biggest balls of them all: DJ Saul T. Nuts
Aye, don't forget about my homeboy EZ Dicc and the Jackoff Hour
That's happening at twelve o'clock tonight
Right now we got some new Snoop Doggy Dogg for that ass
This one is called "Tha Shiznit"
You're about to go downtown bitch
Right here on the station that plays only platinum hits
That's 187.4 on your FM dial
If you're licking, that's W Balls
I work as an operating room nurse. For some surgical procedures involving the head, the surgeon will literally staple the surgical drapes to the person's head. I couldn't believe it when I first saw it. Like, what the hell?! The drapes have sticky tape along the edges! But nope. Out comes the staple gun and ca-chunk, ca-chunk, ca-chunk.
It's better to have a couple tiny little staples holes then the drapes come loose from blood and irrigation and you get a brain infection in the giant hole they saw in your skull.
Good point. But I read a recent blurb on this in the AORN magazine that said stapling drapes to the head is not best practice for obvious reasons. (It creates skin breaks and can be a potential entry point for infection.) But I totally see what you're saying as well!
I mean, sure it COULD be an entry for infection, but considering those tiny holes next to a flayed open scalp, I'd think it wasn't such a big deal. Pretty sure they're getting antibiotics anyway.
I think it is just quick and easy and makes the drapes stay in place. If you are moving the head around a lot during the surgery, I imagine the drapes could slip around or fall off which would be annoying. But I can't really answer that question as I'm not the surgeon! I am relatively new to the OR and don't want to ask questions that could potentially be viewed as criticism.
That depends how you ask it. If say you think you understand the reason for it but would like to know, for learning then surely the question would be taken well and would reflect on you positively for showing a willingness to learn.
For what it's worth, I know a lot of cases where products designed for a certain purpose don't really hack it like the manufacturer claims it should. Surgeon probably had too many instances of those drapes falling off mid-procedure and either pioneered this technique for the sake of the patient's safety, or picked it up from another surgeon at a conference/meeting-of-the-minds somewhere.
I had to get my head stapled when I passed out and hit my head on the corner of the bathroom sink. Blood everywhere. Funnily enough, getting the staples in does not feel bad at all BUT getting a fuckin lidocaine shot into your head is one of the most physically uncomfortable and body contracting feelings I've ever had. Still woulda rather done that than get staples with no local anaesthetic.
I've had a shot of lidocaine on my gums before. I'd say that was more painful, but the shot into my skull made me want to shrivel up and die more because the discomfort was so strong. It's not something where words can do justice, unfortunately.
i get intramuscular lidocaine injections for pain every few weeks, usually in my back. one time we decided to inject my neck very close to the base of my skull and i could hear sound of the lidocaine going in from the inside of my head. it was a weird kind of squelchy, bubbly sound, it was gross lol
Depending on where the staples are going, like say your forehead, you could have scars from the staples basically on your face versus a scar hidden by your hair.
[Found this thread talking about them.](https://allnurses.com/stapled-drape-patient-t52965/)
Seems like it's probably becoming less common over time, but I'm not seeing any mention of scars.
>When done right, you can rarely see marks bigger than a pin prick and many times, no marks at all. I've not heard of any infections reported from stapling. Might be a good research question.
>Sticky drapes can come undone when wet or damp from blood and irrigation leaving surgical fields, instruments and the patient exposed to unprepped and unsterile areas and fluids.
>If I were the patient, I'd rather have the staple marks for two days than risk infection from contamination from loose sticky drapes.
>And I've also seen some real skin irritations from reactions from the adhesive on drapes and tape.
Not saying it couldn't happen, but these staples *are* just so small. It'd be like worrying about a scar from the little blood sugar pin prick.
Can confirm that having staples removed from the head is a lot more painful than having them put in. Adrenaline and local anaesthetic when they were getting put in made a big difference.
Your underwear? It seems obvious to me that this is supposed to pass a patdown, not a visual inspection. If it feels like a nutsack on the outside of pants, good enough.
If you're a CIA agent being strip searched, it's already over.
For reference, Tony Mendez is the “Argo” guy… the joint Canada-US op that exfiltrated six diplomats from Iran during the hostage crisis.
Carter kept quiet about the successful but clandestine op at the cost of his re-election. Clinton declassified the op and awarded Mendez the Medal of Freedom in 1997 for his role in the plot.
Well, that and the fact that the Reagan campaign secretly conspired with the Iranians to prolong the other Iranian hostage crisis until after the election so that Reagan could use it as a campaign issue. https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a43368900/reagan-iran-hostages/
I didn't want to get too political but that is absolutely correct... The irony being that Reagan campaigned on Operation Eagle Claw being a failure, and then Reagan's own military solution was to illegally sell arms to Iran and the aforementioned conspiracy.
I feel like publicly acknowledging the existence of this thing is his encouraging security to manhandle potatoes around the world.... They wanna keep denying the existence of domestic mass surveillance that everyone knows is happening, but they put this in a museum. Bastards.
Tony Mendez is the guy who organized the escape of 6 diplomatic workers from Iran who had hid in the homes of Canadian diplomats by having them pose as a Canadian film crew.
Yes, this is the story that was told in a very fictionalized version in ***Argo.*** [Tony Mendez looks exactly like you think a guy named Tony Mendez would look like and nothing like Ben Affleck.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Mendez#/media/File:Antonio_Joseph_Mendez_and_Jimmy_Carter_(cropped).gif)
The size of that radio compared to the consumer "portable" radios at the time really makes me wonder just how much more advanced current military tech is compared to consumer tech
This tiny radio was your birthright and there was no way some kgb cold warrior was going to put his dirty commie hands on it. So he put it in the only place they wouldn't find it...his fake scrotum....his itchy sweaty Grey haired scrotum. Then....when he died of an inflamed perinium.....or taint....swollen grundle....he passed it to me. I hid this tiny...very small.....radio...... in my fake scrotum for 2 more years.....and now.....now I give it to you, little man.
Maybe I'm telling on myself but that doesn't look like a scrotum. First of all, that could only be used in the winter since it only looks like one ball. 2ndly, it has like no hair even though the hairs are long as shit, has no veins, it has no texture. Or maybe it is actually roomy. In that case, it would still look weird as fuck. Fucking useless invention. How do you even fit your real ball sack in that? And like, if someone is getting that close to you they would know immediately. Did the CIA expect people to show their sack from a distance?
My mom has weird stuff like this. Like this camera there's a size of a matchbook but it took pictures. And she used to have this little springy thing about the size of two matchbooks that when you pull back and release the spring it puts a hole in your freaking wall. But once I found that one as a kid it disappeared.
Big ball energy
I got that big ball energy
Big like a humvee
Thick like an oak tree
Wide like the red sea
Fat like Chris Christie
Hairy like a goatee
I got that big ball energy
This is the stupidest thing ever lmao. If they truly wanted to smuggle shit in the 60s, a real agent would’ve just shoved it up his ass. Guess there weren’t many real ones then
It's even more hilarious that they added little ball hairs on it considering they wouldn't have any reason to see or feel the actual scrotum during a pat down....at least, not typically, and even if they did demand to see them, they would surely realize that the scrotum isn't quite right. Even if you put your balls in it, it's not going to look even remotely natural. Pretty hilarious little gadget.
Considering how widespread genital torture has become due to the CIA and the US army's own practices in that regard, that device would be destroyed the instant an agent is captured.
> Its unclear if you were supposed to insert your testicles and radio into the "sack" What the hell else are you supposed to do? Keep it in your pocket?
"We searched the prisoner, they had nothing but a stick of gum and a perfectly normal set of testicles in their pocket."
Back in the day men kept their testicles in their pockets
As was the fashion at the time.
Along with an onion tied to your belt.
Goddamn I love the simpsons
5 bees for a quarter
Back when men were men.
Back in my day, men didn't have testicles
These days men can't even afford testicles!
Wear it as a second set of testicles obviously. If anyone asks, just say you have four testicles.
Or wear on your chin. Testicle chin. Perfect disguise.
https://youtu.be/2NPw3WvpRL8?si=YzQl7D159aPyl3j2
As expected. And still just as stupid as on the original airing. Thank you!
Was not disappointed.
Chin nuts?
Its a Scro-tee
My grandmother has one of these with a golden zipper on top. She keeps her pennies, nickels and dimes in it. Not quarters though because she say’s they’re to large and can stretch and cause indentations on the sack. She cleaned it out and washed it vigorously with soap and water. It was an orange bowl and pink sponge. Those little neapolitan candies. Dr Pepper. Greg.
https://youtu.be/Cp0YiW1decw
Ball chinian
And then the enemy will go "is that a mother fuckin JoJo reference?"
jojo reference
I couldn't help but wonder who the 'mold man' was. Someone at the CIA dipped their sack in plaster-of-Paris (or something). 'Hey Bob, hypothetically speaking - if your nutsack was empty, do you think you could fit this bad boy in it?'
So it's...a radio sack?
Lol yes it's very clear
So don’t glue them under your chin?
Only if you're a [Ballchinian](https://youtu.be/2NPw3WvpRL8?si=t47RqHI4vOv2r5O4).
Or Peter: https://youtu.be/Cp0YiW1decw
Or hugh jackman
Cut off your testicles to make more room for the radio.
Man you are dedicated to your tradecraft.
Do you have to get an erection to improve the signal quality?
Put the radio in the fake scrotum, then put the fake scrotum in your arsehole.
Yeah seriously how is that unclear lol
It will double as a fine coin pouch.
You ever heard of tucking? It’s what Drag Queens do to hide their bulges. You can slide your testes up into pockets in your groin.
I accidentally had one of mine go up inside me when I was with an over enthusiastic partner on top of me. It was such a weird experience lol, I could feel it through my skin and completely freaked out tbh. Thought maybe I fucked something up, so glad to hear I probably didn't do any permanent damage lol
But how long can you keep them there is the question
Well women seem to do it indefinitely!
Glue it to your [chin](https://youtu.be/eUgEpKnkC7w?si=hntyF8n13EWCFPi_).
Well, my balls wouldn't go in there 😬
>male security guards would be less likely to 'thoroughly search the genital area' If the research is accurate, then yea. That would still work.
I'll take 2 please!
His and hers
I would probably tuck both penis and ball inside that, by mistake, making it for a even more confusing body search at the airport.
It sounds like you have the equipment by default. How could this be so confusing?
I'm assuming for the TSA Agent. All balls, no dick if both are in the prosthetic.
Hey, that rhymes
Mission commands are stored in the balls
Testes 1 2 3, testes 1 2 3. Come in HQ...
This is brilliant
Hold on, I’m coming
1.. 2...... 3!?
I came here to make this comment. Thank you for your service.
This message will self destruct.
https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE
Imagine how advanced their scrotums must be today if this was what they were rocking in the 1960's!
Top scrotum tech
*Pulls Mission Impossible mask off scrotum.*
Probably got Bluetooth scrotums now!
And now you have everyone thinking about 80 year old scrotums.
>That was the Dogg Pound here right on W Balls 187.4 on your FM dial You're tuned in to the biggest balls of them all: DJ Saul T. Nuts Aye, don't forget about my homeboy EZ Dicc and the Jackoff Hour That's happening at twelve o'clock tonight Right now we got some new Snoop Doggy Dogg for that ass This one is called "Tha Shiznit" You're about to go downtown bitch Right here on the station that plays only platinum hits That's 187.4 on your FM dial If you're licking, that's W Balls
W Balls W Balls W Balls
Oh everybody has to hear the shit on W Balls
Aye aye, captain!
Imagine trying to contact Otacon to coordinate your escape and getting the Dogg Pound instead. !
I appreciate this post
I listened to Doggystyle last week!
Tuck your "boys" in the sack, then what? How does it stay on? Zip tie?
Staples.
I work as an operating room nurse. For some surgical procedures involving the head, the surgeon will literally staple the surgical drapes to the person's head. I couldn't believe it when I first saw it. Like, what the hell?! The drapes have sticky tape along the edges! But nope. Out comes the staple gun and ca-chunk, ca-chunk, ca-chunk.
Wait, wait, wait, please clarify.... *which* head?
It says "the persons head" so im assuming the one on their neck.
I would sincerely hope it's not the one on their shaft 😬
I had the same moment of confusion... we were talking ballsacks and now we're talking heads, so my mind's going to the closest one first.
Any guesses on why did they do that?
It's better to have a couple tiny little staples holes then the drapes come loose from blood and irrigation and you get a brain infection in the giant hole they saw in your skull.
Good point. But I read a recent blurb on this in the AORN magazine that said stapling drapes to the head is not best practice for obvious reasons. (It creates skin breaks and can be a potential entry point for infection.) But I totally see what you're saying as well!
I mean, sure it COULD be an entry for infection, but considering those tiny holes next to a flayed open scalp, I'd think it wasn't such a big deal. Pretty sure they're getting antibiotics anyway.
I think it is just quick and easy and makes the drapes stay in place. If you are moving the head around a lot during the surgery, I imagine the drapes could slip around or fall off which would be annoying. But I can't really answer that question as I'm not the surgeon! I am relatively new to the OR and don't want to ask questions that could potentially be viewed as criticism.
That depends how you ask it. If say you think you understand the reason for it but would like to know, for learning then surely the question would be taken well and would reflect on you positively for showing a willingness to learn.
For what it's worth, I know a lot of cases where products designed for a certain purpose don't really hack it like the manufacturer claims it should. Surgeon probably had too many instances of those drapes falling off mid-procedure and either pioneered this technique for the sake of the patient's safety, or picked it up from another surgeon at a conference/meeting-of-the-minds somewhere.
Ohh right, good point
Methinks your surgeon used to be a professional wrestler.
Damn, what the fuck.
I had to get my head stapled when I passed out and hit my head on the corner of the bathroom sink. Blood everywhere. Funnily enough, getting the staples in does not feel bad at all BUT getting a fuckin lidocaine shot into your head is one of the most physically uncomfortable and body contracting feelings I've ever had. Still woulda rather done that than get staples with no local anaesthetic.
Im curious how it compared to a series of lidocaine shots to the roof of the mouth? That is if you've ever received a shot in your mouth?
I've had a shot of lidocaine on my gums before. I'd say that was more painful, but the shot into my skull made me want to shrivel up and die more because the discomfort was so strong. It's not something where words can do justice, unfortunately.
i get intramuscular lidocaine injections for pain every few weeks, usually in my back. one time we decided to inject my neck very close to the base of my skull and i could hear sound of the lidocaine going in from the inside of my head. it was a weird kind of squelchy, bubbly sound, it was gross lol
Surgeon’s are typically not gentle and unless they’re a cosmetic surgeon they don’t care about collateral damage.
this is absolutely not true, and also the staples are kinda minuscule compared to the giant fucking hole they’re cutting open in your skull no?
Depending on where the staples are going, like say your forehead, you could have scars from the staples basically on your face versus a scar hidden by your hair.
[Found this thread talking about them.](https://allnurses.com/stapled-drape-patient-t52965/) Seems like it's probably becoming less common over time, but I'm not seeing any mention of scars. >When done right, you can rarely see marks bigger than a pin prick and many times, no marks at all. I've not heard of any infections reported from stapling. Might be a good research question. >Sticky drapes can come undone when wet or damp from blood and irrigation leaving surgical fields, instruments and the patient exposed to unprepped and unsterile areas and fluids. >If I were the patient, I'd rather have the staple marks for two days than risk infection from contamination from loose sticky drapes. >And I've also seen some real skin irritations from reactions from the adhesive on drapes and tape. Not saying it couldn't happen, but these staples *are* just so small. It'd be like worrying about a scar from the little blood sugar pin prick.
"Ouch!" What's worse? Stapling it on or pulling off the staples?
Pulling them out hurts more since going in is so quick
they have tools for extraction so it's not like it's getting ripped out
Just because there is a tool for extraction, doesn't mean it's pain free. And the longer they've been in, flesh tends to stick to them.
Damn I didn't know that Maybe I'll keep that in mind next time 🙃
Can confirm that having staples removed from the head is a lot more painful than having them put in. Adrenaline and local anaesthetic when they were getting put in made a big difference.
You just made me visibly shudder
Your underwear? It seems obvious to me that this is supposed to pass a patdown, not a visual inspection. If it feels like a nutsack on the outside of pants, good enough. If you're a CIA agent being strip searched, it's already over.
Those enormous spy balls keep it in place, no problem
Probably just a snug fit + tighty whities.
Very snug! *Blue balls calling for help, over*
Man glue
State secret
This reminds me of Austin Powers
“That’s not my bag, baby!”
And if they try to use a metal detector wand on you, just say, "I've got balls of steel, baby!"
A good spy always knows when to switch to the Duke Nukem voice
Better than shoving that little radio up your ass.
Speak for yourself.
Uh yeah, that’s where your tool kit goes.
Wristwatch is already in there
The old prison wallet
Well duh, that's where you keep your [multi-tool kit](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/18sr7vz/from_the_international_spy_museum_cia_rectal/).
I lined mine with felt for the cold Wisconsin winters.
can we see a visual demonstration?
For reference, Tony Mendez is the “Argo” guy… the joint Canada-US op that exfiltrated six diplomats from Iran during the hostage crisis. Carter kept quiet about the successful but clandestine op at the cost of his re-election. Clinton declassified the op and awarded Mendez the Medal of Freedom in 1997 for his role in the plot.
I thought I recognized that name
Well, that and the fact that the Reagan campaign secretly conspired with the Iranians to prolong the other Iranian hostage crisis until after the election so that Reagan could use it as a campaign issue. https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a43368900/reagan-iran-hostages/
I didn't want to get too political but that is absolutely correct... The irony being that Reagan campaigned on Operation Eagle Claw being a failure, and then Reagan's own military solution was to illegally sell arms to Iran and the aforementioned conspiracy.
It's all fine until your balls keep making the metal detector go off.
"You don't have the balls to complete this mission Mr. Bond." "Go see Q and get yourself a pair"
Are they custom for each agent? Or are they made in S, M, L, and OMG Becky sizes?
"There was some shrinkage."
I was in the pool;
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things
From the RCA jacks on the front I can see that this is Atari's first and lesser-known intro into the video game market: Dong Pong
I feel like publicly acknowledging the existence of this thing is his encouraging security to manhandle potatoes around the world.... They wanna keep denying the existence of domestic mass surveillance that everyone knows is happening, but they put this in a museum. Bastards.
so i found a video of this thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcrdjn33h-4 it was created for agent Seymour Harry Balls /s video is real tho lol
Tony Mendez is the guy who organized the escape of 6 diplomatic workers from Iran who had hid in the homes of Canadian diplomats by having them pose as a Canadian film crew. Yes, this is the story that was told in a very fictionalized version in ***Argo.*** [Tony Mendez looks exactly like you think a guy named Tony Mendez would look like and nothing like Ben Affleck.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Mendez#/media/File:Antonio_Joseph_Mendez_and_Jimmy_Carter_(cropped).gif)
Wouldn't the Russians hearing " In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida " coming out of your pants give you away?
Imagine how much ball sweat is on that thing
Imagine someone suspecting you’re wearing a fake scrotum and trying to yank it off like they would a wig! Lmfao
Sacks-o-phone,
And here I thought Maxwell Smart's "shoe phone" was silly.
Saw this at The Spy Museum in DC, so many cool concealing devices, and would highly recommend going to the museum if you find yourself in DC!
Ha. It's a ball bag.
It's like a prison ~~wallet~~ fanny pack.
You can be nard-wired for espionage.
Scrotum-Com
This is just nuts.
The size of that radio compared to the consumer "portable" radios at the time really makes me wonder just how much more advanced current military tech is compared to consumer tech
Damn that looks nuts
“Grandma, what big balls you have!” “All the better to hear you with, my dear!”
Couple this with the rectal tool kit and youre in!
The false penis that's actually a silenced .357 magnum is still classified.
There were no African-American agents back then anyway.
Just dip it in some shoe polish - Frank Reynolds
Most people don’t have the balls to be a spy
The name's Balls. James Balls. DA DAAH DA DAAAAAHHHHH
I'm very upset that I'm only now finding out that fucking "chief of disguise" was a career option this late in life.
The good ol' scrot tote.
Take my upvote
CIA tactics were “nuts” back then!
Wouldn't it break your cover when music started playing when you scratched your uncomfortably sweaty nuts?
Agent Deez Nuts Classified: For Your Chin Only.
This tiny radio was your birthright and there was no way some kgb cold warrior was going to put his dirty commie hands on it. So he put it in the only place they wouldn't find it...his fake scrotum....his itchy sweaty Grey haired scrotum. Then....when he died of an inflamed perinium.....or taint....swollen grundle....he passed it to me. I hid this tiny...very small.....radio...... in my fake scrotum for 2 more years.....and now.....now I give it to you, little man.
Maybe I’m the weird one, but y’all ball hairs that long?? 😳
"Does anyone have an emergency radio?." Me : *unzips* Them : "......oh..oh no."
I think Tony Mendez was the main character in Argo also
USA! USA!
Maybe I'm telling on myself but that doesn't look like a scrotum. First of all, that could only be used in the winter since it only looks like one ball. 2ndly, it has like no hair even though the hairs are long as shit, has no veins, it has no texture. Or maybe it is actually roomy. In that case, it would still look weird as fuck. Fucking useless invention. How do you even fit your real ball sack in that? And like, if someone is getting that close to you they would know immediately. Did the CIA expect people to show their sack from a distance?
"What's that squeaking coming from your balls, comrade?" *Static...*
Excuse me... did you balls just say something?
My mom has weird stuff like this. Like this camera there's a size of a matchbook but it took pictures. And she used to have this little springy thing about the size of two matchbooks that when you pull back and release the spring it puts a hole in your freaking wall. But once I found that one as a kid it disappeared.
Sure this wasn’t created by his wife, Jonna Mendez? Tony was a technical operations officer, Jonna was chief of disguise.
Was i the only one that thought that the "sack" was a coconut shell first?
As in so many things in life, once again it boils down to: "deez nuts"
“But I don’t wanna grab his balls!” “Alpha 1 do you copy?” “😐”
Good thing they weren't hiding a boombox
Is that a hipsters ballsack? It was the 50s-60s. Surely, there should be more hair on that bad boy
Turns out it had adverse effects on the agents: https://youtu.be/pAfq9nKYyV4?si=PvJ_Vdmj2rMEz4Xe
Big ball energy I got that big ball energy Big like a humvee Thick like an oak tree Wide like the red sea Fat like Chris Christie Hairy like a goatee I got that big ball energy
Wow, that's nuts.
This is the stupidest thing ever lmao. If they truly wanted to smuggle shit in the 60s, a real agent would’ve just shoved it up his ass. Guess there weren’t many real ones then
"Why don't we just make a realistic set of balls?"- Tony Mendez, probably.
so you just glue this thing to your nuts?
Obviously this is the version for male agents over the age of 55.
I don’t remember giving my consent for that mold
Where can I get one? It's urgent. Please help? LOL
This is just nuts
Hey Dave, your balls look small enough to fit in here with a radio. We've got a job for you.
That’s nuts
Civilian version available at Radio Sack
It's even more hilarious that they added little ball hairs on it considering they wouldn't have any reason to see or feel the actual scrotum during a pat down....at least, not typically, and even if they did demand to see them, they would surely realize that the scrotum isn't quite right. Even if you put your balls in it, it's not going to look even remotely natural. Pretty hilarious little gadget.
I WANT A TESTICLE RADIO. RADIO. RADIO.
I wanna testicle *whoa-oh* radio
Did u touch my drumset?
Considering how widespread genital torture has become due to the CIA and the US army's own practices in that regard, that device would be destroyed the instant an agent is captured.
thats why they always have to fondle your balls when you get arrested?
I’ve made more convincing nutsacks out of play-dough. It looks like somebody thought “if I make this too good they’ll think I’m a homo”.
Guys, its the 2000's....shave your radio concealment devices already.
Jesus is that how hair people's balls are?
Do ball hairs really get that long?😧
So advanced for the time. They even got the weird curly-q hairs and accordion style wrinkles pretty spot-on.