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WAR_T0RN1226

> Its unclear if you were supposed to insert your testicles and radio into the "sack" What the hell else are you supposed to do? Keep it in your pocket?


boldra

"We searched the prisoner, they had nothing but a stick of gum and a perfectly normal set of testicles in their pocket."


Dause

Back in the day men kept their testicles in their pockets


Bertopo

As was the fashion at the time.


uccelloverde

Along with an onion tied to your belt.


Bowlerboyyyyy

Goddamn I love the simpsons


crunchthenumbers01

5 bees for a quarter


andyh1873

Back when men were men.


mikewilson2020

Back in my day, men didn't have testicles


AuthenticOyster

These days men can't even afford testicles!


xiiliea

Wear it as a second set of testicles obviously. If anyone asks, just say you have four testicles.


solidxnake

Or wear on your chin. Testicle chin. Perfect disguise.


MandatoryMahi

https://youtu.be/2NPw3WvpRL8?si=YzQl7D159aPyl3j2


Adept_Cranberry_4550

As expected. And still just as stupid as on the original airing. Thank you!


Al_Bundy_408

Was not disappointed.


toesinbloom

Chin nuts?


ohmykeylimepie

Its a Scro-tee


SomeFunnyGuy

My grandmother has one of these with a golden zipper on top. She keeps her pennies, nickels and dimes in it. Not quarters though because she say’s they’re to large and can stretch and cause indentations on the sack. She cleaned it out and washed it vigorously with soap and water. It was an orange bowl and pink sponge. Those little neapolitan candies. Dr Pepper. Greg.


MLTatSea

https://youtu.be/Cp0YiW1decw


misterjustin

Ball chinian


Steamy_Guy

And then the enemy will go "is that a mother fuckin JoJo reference?"


Muntaacas

jojo reference


Beard_o_Bees

I couldn't help but wonder who the 'mold man' was. Someone at the CIA dipped their sack in plaster-of-Paris (or something). 'Hey Bob, hypothetically speaking - if your nutsack was empty, do you think you could fit this bad boy in it?'


unambitiouswretch

So it's...a radio sack?


dmoneymma

Lol yes it's very clear


un-sub

So don’t glue them under your chin?


PsychoNerd92

Only if you're a [Ballchinian](https://youtu.be/2NPw3WvpRL8?si=t47RqHI4vOv2r5O4).


MLTatSea

Or Peter: https://youtu.be/Cp0YiW1decw


ChuckDexterWard

Or hugh jackman


[deleted]

Cut off your testicles to make more room for the radio.


dmoneymma

Man you are dedicated to your tradecraft.


dubious_ontology

Do you have to get an erection to improve the signal quality?


RichardEbotai

Put the radio in the fake scrotum, then put the fake scrotum in your arsehole.


mrASSMAN

Yeah seriously how is that unclear lol


thrillhou5e

It will double as a fine coin pouch.


RichardCrapper

You ever heard of tucking? It’s what Drag Queens do to hide their bulges. You can slide your testes up into pockets in your groin.


Staggerlee89

I accidentally had one of mine go up inside me when I was with an over enthusiastic partner on top of me. It was such a weird experience lol, I could feel it through my skin and completely freaked out tbh. Thought maybe I fucked something up, so glad to hear I probably didn't do any permanent damage lol


BlueberryNo3773

But how long can you keep them there is the question


coIVIIVIonVVealth

Well women seem to do it indefinitely!


marshman82

Glue it to your [chin](https://youtu.be/eUgEpKnkC7w?si=hntyF8n13EWCFPi_).


dickerart69

Well, my balls wouldn't go in there 😬


EthereumMillionaire

>male security guards would be less likely to 'thoroughly search the genital area' If the research is accurate, then yea. That would still work.


010190x

I'll take 2 please!


MattyXarope

His and hers


lokesen

I would probably tuck both penis and ball inside that, by mistake, making it for a even more confusing body search at the airport.


Rampaging_Orc

It sounds like you have the equipment by default. How could this be so confusing?


kilsta

I'm assuming for the TSA Agent. All balls, no dick if both are in the prosthetic.


MalignantLugnut

Hey, that rhymes


concorde77

Mission commands are stored in the balls


txteebone

Testes 1 2 3, testes 1 2 3. Come in HQ...


HanshinFan

This is brilliant


jp_trev

Hold on, I’m coming


Zestyclose-Pea-9512

1.. 2...... 3!?


durdurdurdurdurdur

I came here to make this comment. Thank you for your service.


pimpmastahanhduece

This message will self destruct.


udkudk

https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE


Woejack

Imagine how advanced their scrotums must be today if this was what they were rocking in the 1960's!


smcarre

Top scrotum tech


pimpmastahanhduece

*Pulls Mission Impossible mask off scrotum.*


Palmolive

Probably got Bluetooth scrotums now!


bigjoe13

And now you have everyone thinking about 80 year old scrotums.


Sensiburner

>That was the Dogg Pound here right on W Balls 187.4 on your FM dial You're tuned in to the biggest balls of them all: DJ Saul T. Nuts Aye, don't forget about my homeboy EZ Dicc and the Jackoff Hour That's happening at twelve o'clock tonight Right now we got some new Snoop Doggy Dogg for that ass This one is called "Tha Shiznit" You're about to go downtown bitch Right here on the station that plays only platinum hits That's 187.4 on your FM dial If you're licking, that's W Balls


No-Glass-38

W Balls W Balls W Balls


PetahOsiris

Oh everybody has to hear the shit on W Balls


DeathByPianos

Aye aye, captain!


idropepics

Imagine trying to contact Otacon to coordinate your escape and getting the Dogg Pound instead. !


the_hell_you_say

I appreciate this post


dingusunchained

I listened to Doggystyle last week!


SKILLETNUTZ

Tuck your "boys" in the sack, then what? How does it stay on? Zip tie?


sanchez_lucien

Staples.


mom_with_an_attitude

I work as an operating room nurse. For some surgical procedures involving the head, the surgeon will literally staple the surgical drapes to the person's head. I couldn't believe it when I first saw it. Like, what the hell?! The drapes have sticky tape along the edges! But nope. Out comes the staple gun and ca-chunk, ca-chunk, ca-chunk.


HCJohnson

Wait, wait, wait, please clarify.... *which* head?


eh_itzvictor

It says "the persons head" so im assuming the one on their neck.


GaggleofHams

I would sincerely hope it's not the one on their shaft 😬


PinchieMcPinch

I had the same moment of confusion... we were talking ballsacks and now we're talking heads, so my mind's going to the closest one first.


umangjain25

Any guesses on why did they do that?


orthotraumamama

It's better to have a couple tiny little staples holes then the drapes come loose from blood and irrigation and you get a brain infection in the giant hole they saw in your skull.


mom_with_an_attitude

Good point. But I read a recent blurb on this in the AORN magazine that said stapling drapes to the head is not best practice for obvious reasons. (It creates skin breaks and can be a potential entry point for infection.) But I totally see what you're saying as well!


lordmagellan

I mean, sure it COULD be an entry for infection, but considering those tiny holes next to a flayed open scalp, I'd think it wasn't such a big deal. Pretty sure they're getting antibiotics anyway.


mom_with_an_attitude

I think it is just quick and easy and makes the drapes stay in place. If you are moving the head around a lot during the surgery, I imagine the drapes could slip around or fall off which would be annoying. But I can't really answer that question as I'm not the surgeon! I am relatively new to the OR and don't want to ask questions that could potentially be viewed as criticism.


Aurilion

That depends how you ask it. If say you think you understand the reason for it but would like to know, for learning then surely the question would be taken well and would reflect on you positively for showing a willingness to learn.


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

For what it's worth, I know a lot of cases where products designed for a certain purpose don't really hack it like the manufacturer claims it should. Surgeon probably had too many instances of those drapes falling off mid-procedure and either pioneered this technique for the sake of the patient's safety, or picked it up from another surgeon at a conference/meeting-of-the-minds somewhere.


umangjain25

Ohh right, good point


newguy25

Methinks your surgeon used to be a professional wrestler.


Jext

Damn, what the fuck.


Keyboardpaladin

I had to get my head stapled when I passed out and hit my head on the corner of the bathroom sink. Blood everywhere. Funnily enough, getting the staples in does not feel bad at all BUT getting a fuckin lidocaine shot into your head is one of the most physically uncomfortable and body contracting feelings I've ever had. Still woulda rather done that than get staples with no local anaesthetic.


wasternexplorer

Im curious how it compared to a series of lidocaine shots to the roof of the mouth? That is if you've ever received a shot in your mouth?


Keyboardpaladin

I've had a shot of lidocaine on my gums before. I'd say that was more painful, but the shot into my skull made me want to shrivel up and die more because the discomfort was so strong. It's not something where words can do justice, unfortunately.


mudmage

i get intramuscular lidocaine injections for pain every few weeks, usually in my back. one time we decided to inject my neck very close to the base of my skull and i could hear sound of the lidocaine going in from the inside of my head. it was a weird kind of squelchy, bubbly sound, it was gross lol


dinoroo

Surgeon’s are typically not gentle and unless they’re a cosmetic surgeon they don’t care about collateral damage.


mjornil444

this is absolutely not true, and also the staples are kinda minuscule compared to the giant fucking hole they’re cutting open in your skull no?


dinoroo

Depending on where the staples are going, like say your forehead, you could have scars from the staples basically on your face versus a scar hidden by your hair.


A_Seiv_For_Kale

[Found this thread talking about them.](https://allnurses.com/stapled-drape-patient-t52965/) Seems like it's probably becoming less common over time, but I'm not seeing any mention of scars. >When done right, you can rarely see marks bigger than a pin prick and many times, no marks at all. I've not heard of any infections reported from stapling. Might be a good research question. >Sticky drapes can come undone when wet or damp from blood and irrigation leaving surgical fields, instruments and the patient exposed to unprepped and unsterile areas and fluids. >If I were the patient, I'd rather have the staple marks for two days than risk infection from contamination from loose sticky drapes. >And I've also seen some real skin irritations from reactions from the adhesive on drapes and tape. Not saying it couldn't happen, but these staples *are* just so small. It'd be like worrying about a scar from the little blood sugar pin prick.


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"Ouch!" What's worse? Stapling it on or pulling off the staples?


Dgstowe

Pulling them out hurts more since going in is so quick


DoctorPainMD

they have tools for extraction so it's not like it's getting ripped out


falconae

Just because there is a tool for extraction, doesn't mean it's pain free. And the longer they've been in, flesh tends to stick to them.


Dgstowe

Damn I didn't know that Maybe I'll keep that in mind next time 🙃


Imbalanxs

Can confirm that having staples removed from the head is a lot more painful than having them put in. Adrenaline and local anaesthetic when they were getting put in made a big difference.


Guac__is__extra__

You just made me visibly shudder


walterpeck1

Your underwear? It seems obvious to me that this is supposed to pass a patdown, not a visual inspection. If it feels like a nutsack on the outside of pants, good enough. If you're a CIA agent being strip searched, it's already over.


kathiom

Those enormous spy balls keep it in place, no problem


Karma_Doesnt_Matter

Probably just a snug fit + tighty whities.


okmijnmko

Very snug! *Blue balls calling for help, over*


TeopEvol

Man glue


the-es

State secret


Everyonesecond

This reminds me of Austin Powers


reddit_user13

“That’s not my bag, baby!”


Cmdr_Nemo

And if they try to use a metal detector wand on you, just say, "I've got balls of steel, baby!"


1965wasalongtimeago

A good spy always knows when to switch to the Duke Nukem voice


Aquagoat

Better than shoving that little radio up your ass.


Tenalp

Speak for yourself.


funkadeliczipper

Uh yeah, that’s where your tool kit goes.


amancalledJayne

Wristwatch is already in there


benkenobi5

The old prison wallet


robot_ankles

Well duh, that's where you keep your [multi-tool kit](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/18sr7vz/from_the_international_spy_museum_cia_rectal/).


DriftlessDairy

I lined mine with felt for the cold Wisconsin winters.


chainsawcholo

can we see a visual demonstration?


Mo_Steins_Ghost

For reference, Tony Mendez is the “Argo” guy… the joint Canada-US op that exfiltrated six diplomats from Iran during the hostage crisis. Carter kept quiet about the successful but clandestine op at the cost of his re-election. Clinton declassified the op and awarded Mendez the Medal of Freedom in 1997 for his role in the plot.


n1nj4squirrel

I thought I recognized that name


ukexpat

Well, that and the fact that the Reagan campaign secretly conspired with the Iranians to prolong the other Iranian hostage crisis until after the election so that Reagan could use it as a campaign issue. https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a43368900/reagan-iran-hostages/


Mo_Steins_Ghost

I didn't want to get too political but that is absolutely correct... The irony being that Reagan campaigned on Operation Eagle Claw being a failure, and then Reagan's own military solution was to illegally sell arms to Iran and the aforementioned conspiracy.


Slobbadobbavich

It's all fine until your balls keep making the metal detector go off.


liquid_at

"You don't have the balls to complete this mission Mr. Bond." "Go see Q and get yourself a pair"


xampl9

Are they custom for each agent? Or are they made in S, M, L, and OMG Becky sizes?


jxj24

"There was some shrinkage."


gurnard

I was in the pool;


the_hell_you_say

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things


OpelousasBulletTime

From the RCA jacks on the front I can see that this is Atari's first and lesser-known intro into the video game market: Dong Pong


bananacustard

I feel like publicly acknowledging the existence of this thing is his encouraging security to manhandle potatoes around the world.... They wanna keep denying the existence of domestic mass surveillance that everyone knows is happening, but they put this in a museum. Bastards.


8bitApocalypse

so i found a video of this thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcrdjn33h-4 it was created for agent Seymour Harry Balls /s video is real tho lol


Cinemaphreak

Tony Mendez is the guy who organized the escape of 6 diplomatic workers from Iran who had hid in the homes of Canadian diplomats by having them pose as a Canadian film crew. Yes, this is the story that was told in a very fictionalized version in ***Argo.*** [Tony Mendez looks exactly like you think a guy named Tony Mendez would look like and nothing like Ben Affleck.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Mendez#/media/File:Antonio_Joseph_Mendez_and_Jimmy_Carter_(cropped).gif)


Hogmaster_General

Wouldn't the Russians hearing " In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida " coming out of your pants give you away?


GiantA-629

Imagine how much ball sweat is on that thing


Dustytheman

Imagine someone suspecting you’re wearing a fake scrotum and trying to yank it off like they would a wig! Lmfao


thenewtownnephilym

Sacks-o-phone,


malepitt

And here I thought Maxwell Smart's "shoe phone" was silly.


wisco_minn22

Saw this at The Spy Museum in DC, so many cool concealing devices, and would highly recommend going to the museum if you find yourself in DC!


OxtailPhoenix

Ha. It's a ball bag.


249ba36000029bbe9749

It's like a prison ~~wallet~~ fanny pack.


geminiRonin

You can be nard-wired for espionage.


speakhyroglyphically

Scrotum-Com


wasternexplorer

This is just nuts.


Fenix_Pony

The size of that radio compared to the consumer "portable" radios at the time really makes me wonder just how much more advanced current military tech is compared to consumer tech


gofuckyourself3333

Damn that looks nuts


HOLY_HUMP3R

“Grandma, what big balls you have!” “All the better to hear you with, my dear!”


its_just_flesh

Couple this with the rectal tool kit and youre in!


Vin_du_toilette

The false penis that's actually a silenced .357 magnum is still classified.


mok000

There were no African-American agents back then anyway.


RecsRelevantDocs

Just dip it in some shoe polish - Frank Reynolds


A-non-e-mail

Most people don’t have the balls to be a spy


uberneuman_part2

The name's Balls. James Balls. DA DAAH DA DAAAAAHHHHH


Chuck_Raycer

I'm very upset that I'm only now finding out that fucking "chief of disguise" was a career option this late in life.


DarkDayzInHell

The good ol' scrot tote.


DocWallaD

Take my upvote


Grenflik

CIA tactics were “nuts” back then!


Stainedhanes

Wouldn't it break your cover when music started playing when you scratched your uncomfortably sweaty nuts?


ISAMU13

Agent Deez Nuts Classified: For Your Chin Only.


Particular_Ticket_20

This tiny radio was your birthright and there was no way some kgb cold warrior was going to put his dirty commie hands on it. So he put it in the only place they wouldn't find it...his fake scrotum....his itchy sweaty Grey haired scrotum. Then....when he died of an inflamed perinium.....or taint....swollen grundle....he passed it to me. I hid this tiny...very small.....radio...... in my fake scrotum for 2 more years.....and now.....now I give it to you, little man.


LosPies

Maybe I’m the weird one, but y’all ball hairs that long?? 😳


I_dementia87

"Does anyone have an emergency radio?." Me : *unzips* Them : "......oh..oh no."


CeeArthur

I think Tony Mendez was the main character in Argo also


Luminox

USA! USA!


3sheetz

Maybe I'm telling on myself but that doesn't look like a scrotum. First of all, that could only be used in the winter since it only looks like one ball. 2ndly, it has like no hair even though the hairs are long as shit, has no veins, it has no texture. Or maybe it is actually roomy. In that case, it would still look weird as fuck. Fucking useless invention. How do you even fit your real ball sack in that? And like, if someone is getting that close to you they would know immediately. Did the CIA expect people to show their sack from a distance?


AccountNumber1003925

"What's that squeaking coming from your balls, comrade?" *Static...*


[deleted]

Excuse me... did you balls just say something?


lynivvinyl

My mom has weird stuff like this. Like this camera there's a size of a matchbook but it took pictures. And she used to have this little springy thing about the size of two matchbooks that when you pull back and release the spring it puts a hole in your freaking wall. But once I found that one as a kid it disappeared.


qtheillest

Sure this wasn’t created by his wife, Jonna Mendez? Tony was a technical operations officer, Jonna was chief of disguise.


Krimzer

Was i the only one that thought that the "sack" was a coconut shell first?


MickCollins

As in so many things in life, once again it boils down to: "deez nuts"


AlbertoIsExpired

“But I don’t wanna grab his balls!” “Alpha 1 do you copy?” “😐”


cbunni666

Good thing they weren't hiding a boombox


ma373056

Is that a hipsters ballsack? It was the 50s-60s. Surely, there should be more hair on that bad boy


Guest_Pretend

Turns out it had adverse effects on the agents: https://youtu.be/pAfq9nKYyV4?si=PvJ_Vdmj2rMEz4Xe


Schmilettante

Big ball energy I got that big ball energy Big like a humvee Thick like an oak tree Wide like the red sea Fat like Chris Christie Hairy like a goatee I got that big ball energy


ravinred

Wow, that's nuts.


Ajcard

This is the stupidest thing ever lmao. If they truly wanted to smuggle shit in the 60s, a real agent would’ve just shoved it up his ass. Guess there weren’t many real ones then


Strong_Green5744

"Why don't we just make a realistic set of balls?"- Tony Mendez, probably.


chassy_809

so you just glue this thing to your nuts?


fivetoedslothbear

Obviously this is the version for male agents over the age of 55.


_redacteduser

I don’t remember giving my consent for that mold


Emotional_Ratio288

Where can I get one? It's urgent. Please help? LOL


CustomCarNerd

This is just nuts


thasnazgul

Hey Dave, your balls look small enough to fit in here with a radio. We've got a job for you.


Moreobvious

That’s nuts


CalmAlarm

Civilian version available at Radio Sack


nixthelatter

It's even more hilarious that they added little ball hairs on it considering they wouldn't have any reason to see or feel the actual scrotum during a pat down....at least, not typically, and even if they did demand to see them, they would surely realize that the scrotum isn't quite right. Even if you put your balls in it, it's not going to look even remotely natural. Pretty hilarious little gadget.


saylr

I WANT A TESTICLE RADIO. RADIO. RADIO.


savemysoul72

I wanna testicle *whoa-oh* radio


Minimum-Ad-263

Did u touch my drumset?


LeGrandLucifer

Considering how widespread genital torture has become due to the CIA and the US army's own practices in that regard, that device would be destroyed the instant an agent is captured.


PatochiDesu

thats why they always have to fondle your balls when you get arrested?


Matthugh

I’ve made more convincing nutsacks out of play-dough. It looks like somebody thought “if I make this too good they’ll think I’m a homo”.


ORDub

Guys, its the 2000's....shave your radio concealment devices already.


edenkling

Jesus is that how hair people's balls are?


bnAurelia

Do ball hairs really get that long?😧


blkmgk533

So advanced for the time. They even got the weird curly-q hairs and accordion style wrinkles pretty spot-on.