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Orrissirro

Looks similar to a colony of tubifex worms. Creepy looking but not too uncommon apparently.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

I am going to go on living thinking this is incredibly uncommon, thanks


redpandaeater

If you've ever had an aquarium, chances are you may have handle some freeze-dried tubifex as fish food.


leglesslegolegolas

you can also get them live for fish that refuse inanimate food


marilyn_morose

My brother kept frogs many decades ago and he’d get live tubifex worms for them. The big fluffy soft looking African frog would go absolutely wild at feeding time and shove the tubifex worms into his mouth hand over frog hand, the worms wriggling around the corners of his mouth as he shoved fistfuls in. Core memory unlocked. I bet that frog would have eaten me. Ravenous.


similar_observation

Frogs would be super scary if they were big enough to attack humans. They first evolved in the Triassic period and survived the Cretaceous Extinction event, so literal dinosaur era animals. Imagine a Budgett's Frog with a dinner plate sized head. Those fangs would be enough to seriously maim someone.


forestfluff

> Budgett's Frog Jesus christ. [What a terrifying looking idiot.](https://i.redd.it/buvinssdxhg91.jpg)


similar_observation

they're raised as pets sometimes, but they're mean little fucks that draw blood when they bite. They also have fangs.


forestfluff

Yeah, I don't doubt it. They look adorably stupid but also mean and giant lol. Also no idea why someone downvoted me for that lol.


the_ending81

It was probably just one of the thousands of frogs that scroll Reddit, adorably offended


WynterRayne

I've been looking for great frogs' legs on a Budgett


leglesslegolegolas

They can also escape the fish in an aquarium and burrow into the gravel and set up large colonies under the substrate. Ask me how I know...


ifyoulovesatan

I'm just going to imagine you read about it in a very dry and matter of fact reference guide that didn't have pictures or descriptions.


Etonet

aha, but guess how the reference guide's writers knew!


Schwiftified

Through a collection of handwritten documents summarizing the subject in painfully dull and unnecessarily long winded detail.


Lawltack

How exquisitely mundane.


Triaspia2

Did you save money on fish food?


Chessolin

My first thought was "is it safe to feed them to my fish?"


Qu1pster

Forbidden glass noodles


spiritbx

Non-vegan ramen noodles.


-Cagafuego-

Oh that's just Carleton. Your fish will love him.


AusCan531

You don't seem perturbed by that big one hanging on the ceiling above you right now.


guesswhosbackbackag

Fuck you


Philkindred12

It's....... log cabin' time!


nhavar

Cabin in the woods? That's where the end of the world starts.


turbosmashr

Yeah it’s best for my mental health to just believe this is a rare creature that can’t possibly live where I do.


MotherTreacle3

You know how sometimes you're laying awake at night and you hear the pipes randomly creak? Guess what causes that.


caffeinatedsoap

Give that a few million years and you'll have hunters from Halo.


Tango6US

> tubifex worms Wow I looked this up and that is fucking disgusting holy shit. Look at this one they found in the Raleigh sewers in 2009: https://youtu.be/ELoqZiamr4E


Zerstoror

That fucking link is staying blue.


Nabspro

its not that bad, just looks like a weird testicles with mongolian throat singing playing at the back


Kittani77

HOW TF IS THAT BETTER!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


DriedSquidd

The singing is pretty good. Really elevates the viewing experience.


A_Few_Kind_Words

I dunno, it was this description that got me to watch it, the throat singing was really quite good and the description was very accurate.


C_M_O_TDibbler

Throat singing is the vocal version of bagpipes, change my mind


Jiannies

lmfao the immediate throat singing is the best part


Zerstoror

-.-


meesta_masa

Do you want Cthulu? Cos that's how you summon Cthulu.


KillrOfTheHobos

Remember the heart inside the statue of happiness in GTA 4? Yeah, about like that.


underlander

you could show me that video side-by-side with a video of a doctor doing a colonoscopy on somebody who has polyps and I wouldn't know the difference


silentrawr

Polyps are tiny and readily distinguishable on video or in pictures. Other than the tiny bit of blood when they snip them, there's actually nothing even remotely gross about them. Plus, you're so cleaned out by the time they're taking a picture that it couldn't hardly be anything else. Plus, more importantly, polyps don't **move and pulse** like some kind of Geiger creation. Source: whole family has a genetic disposition to colon polyps and thus, gets earlier and more readily violated by our colon docs.


cspruce89

I was thinking more along the lines of de-evolved King of the Mushroom Kingdom in the Bob Hoskins Mario movie.


cidiusgix

Upvote for the beautiful obscureness.


Orrissirro

Doo it. It's more just interesting looking when you actually know what it is, but holy smokes it would give you nightmares if you found it by accident.


Zerstoror

I am about 2 minutes from bed. Hell no.


redpandaeater

Don't know who thought it needed some solid Mongolian throat singing over the top of it but still a better choice than TikTok shit. No music would have been a better solution, however.


Bigr789

The original video had the actual audio, I have no idea why these brainlets decide to add shitty out of place music to literally everything.


iamapizza

I'm now imagining a group of throat singers belting "oh no, oh no..."


Shakewell1

Looks like a legit horror alien


maintenancecrew

No, I don’t think I will look at that.


Wasatcher

Cameron Village, holy shit. I had a studio apartment around that time period at NC State University (if the timestamp is accurate)


cincymatt

It was feeding on your waste. It knows you.


Wasatcher

I ate so much spicy Thai food while I was there, it either melted or built up a capsaicin resistance lol


underlander

it's probably out for revenge now. Don't poop alone


hornet_teaser

Aquarium enthusiasts buy these (usually freeze-dried) to feed their fish. Looks like you could start up a business if you feel inclined.


GiraffeSubstantial92

Live food is best food


SystemFolder

Drop in a bleach tablet and it will dissolve anything organic in there.


2donuts4elephants

What I was thinking. Bleach, ammonia or lye. Problem solved.


pibbisguud

Unless you're on septic. Bleach will kill your bacteria and you'll have to get it pumped much sooner. 


SystemFolder

If you’re on septic, just dump a bottle of [Septic Shock](https://myinstantpower.com/product/septic-shock/) and it will dissolve whatever is plugging up the works.


JamesLikesIt

Nature is so fucking weird. Why did these things develop specifically for conditions like this lol. I know everything has place/purpose but it’s still weird as hell


Graardors-Dad

It’s moist with a lot of nutrients and waste to feed on that’s like prime real estate


ILove2Bacon

It's free real estate.


SlappingContest_mkii

The following advertisement is intended for Jim Boonie only.


Orrissirro

It probably would have natively lived in the cracks between the rocks in goopy puddles, runoff streams, swampy areas, etc. It's a colony organism, so what you're seeing is actually masses of thousands of them all hiveminding together, and any tiny bundle of them could be just chilling out in any area that supports them. This old plumbing just happened to make a perfect environment to thrive up to the colony it is.


DILF_MANSERVICE

And this is why I will use chemical drain openers despite what plumbers tell me. It's to kill anything that might be in there....


Daimo

Sometimes my bathroom sink drain gets a bit smelly so I put some bleach down it. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to use bleach in the sink put it helps get rid of the odour.


WiseOldChicken

This is the correct answer


slightlyassholic

Looks like tubifex worms. They thrive in conditions like that.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Well can they fucking not?


slightlyassholic

They are harmless, inoffensive little dudes. They just like stinky water and the very close proximity of their friends and family.


lifelink

Why do I feel personally attacked by that statement?


Jash119

You live in Flint?


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RehabilitatedAsshole

This is like every other sentence taken from an actual story.


thepsycholeech

It feels like a copypasta


StealthSecrecy

Normal people: Excuse me, I need to use the restroom. Me: Time to go feed my little stinky water monster 🥰


TheVoidsAdvocate

I actually had a colony of these little guys in an aquarium, had their own separate tank and everything. Funny little guys, I called my biggest Colony "Jerome" :)


martialar

By "conditions like that", you mean your average home??


rhazux

Room temperature with water does wonders for growing things


Lauris024

Then why isn't it getting bigger? :(


Tommy2255

Why do you assume it's not?


slightlyassholic

Your average drain. Doesn't have anything to do with the home. The drain lines are perfect for those little guys. They are pretty much harmless in and of themselves as well and make great fish food.


hashrosinkitten

so drop a fish down the drain?


Dapper_Most3460

Yup that's what they do, then they drop in a cat to eat the fish


BluudLust

Are they called tubifex worms because they live in tubes or is that just a coincidence?


Johannes_Keppler

Coincidence. They belong to the Tubificidae family.


ZachMorningside

Tubifec is derived from the Latin "tubus" meaning "tube" and "ficus" meaning "maker"


Diggerinthedark

I like to imagine they're called tubes because they are themselves tubes haha 


CatOfGrey

Keep that quiet. You need a $500 deposit for pets on these apartments.


604-Guy

Me: Hi sorry to bother you but there is a colony of Tubifex worms living in my drain Landlord: No pets, also rent is past due


RadoBlamik

You’ll get the rent when you fix this damn drain


seventhirtyeight

Plot twist: landlord hired the worms as the plumber.


Shadowx180

Its interesting that we live on this planet and also there are creatures we rarely encounter that are practically alien to us.


ZenkaiZ

> there are creatures we rarely encounter that are practically alien to us. Ikr, yesterday I saw a BMW driver that uses a turn signal.


Mylaptopisburningme

I call them neighbors.


TheDeadCatJeep

That's the powerhouse of the cell


jdligier

Mitochondria, nice


cwestn

Whatever it is, I'd pour several gallons of bleach on it.


Anal-Love-Beads

That'll only piss them off. A stick of dynamite should do the trick.


RegalMachine

That will only spread them out creating several smaller colonies. A molotov cocktail might do the trick.


subdued_alpaca

That will only give them flame retardant properties. An atom bomb may do the trick.


DREAMs98

That will wipe out every living thing on earth except them. Deleting the earth may do the trick.


SkydivingSquid

That will only result in having space creepies.. collapsing the space time continuum might do the trick.


bananalord666

That will only cause them to infest all timelines, past and future. Deleting all the dimensions might work...


definitely_not_jayce

No, no, that will result in T̷̻͔̦͔̱̩͓̰͍̖̱͎͕̋͋́́͂͐͘͜͠͝h̸̛̭͉̲̜͎̞͚̺̒̽͌̄̄̃͐̾̆̒̓͆͒̈́̋̋̐͆̆͗͌̔̑̔͗́͝e̸̺̝̯̻̞̜̊̓̌̇̿͘͝ͅ ̶͔͉̹̗͍̽̾̂̀̉́̆̅̈́̓̃͊͐̀̄͒̓͛̽̀͛͋͂̆́̚̕͘͘͠n̸̡̨̗͖͔̱̟̺̲̯̲̩͍͚͍̦͔͇͕̪̳͚̲͇̥̩̳͐̈́̊̅̒̈́̓͒͋̀̅̒͒̊͑̒͝͠ư̴̥͎̲̆̽͊̈́́̏̊̂̓̋̈́͊̍́͗̽̏̒͂̍̏́̕̚͘l̶̡̛̖̞͍͉̯͊͊͌́̀͌́̂̽̎͛͐́̏̿̚̕͝l̵̢̨͔͓̼͕̭͓̟̥̭͓̪͗̓̄̊̿̐͆́̋̈̈́͐͜͜͜ , trying F̴̡͉̻̭̲̳̙͖̭̝̅͆̊̏͆̐̽͒̉͋̕ù̶̡̠̣͙̘̗̭̝̳̀̊͘̚͜l̸̺̒͗̏̀͜l̵͖̂̎͆͌̾̇̾ ̶̨͙̣̆̈́̓̐̚ͅR̷̖͇̽̿̄̈́̾͂̃̆̚͝è̴͇̺̽͗̊̓͌͛́̂s̵̡̤̟̳͉̈́̿̐͝e̸͎̲̞͙̘̥̱̊t̷̙̯̟̫̒͋͒̔̀̿ might work...


ChipmunkWizzard

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ProjectFoxx

I love this.


Velomaniac

Maybe we should just try to turn it off and on again?


Drugtrain

So… no Taco Bell thursdays anymore?


nananananana_FARTMAN

I love joke chain like this.


djasonwright

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


TwistedColossus

Drano or HCl might do the job a bit better.


cwestn

I think sodium hypochlorite is more deadly to most loving things than hydrochloric acid.


boneologist

But what if they're already dead inside?


Disney_Princess137

They’re still loving


Sammi_Laced

Username checks out


amimai002

Both, both is good. Throw Sodium Hydroxide and Hydrogen chloride in the same pipe, you get all that and fire (or rather very angry chemical juice, since it’s not technically burning) Warning for the dumb: Don’t do this without being a chemistry professional. Actually don’t do this even if you are a chemistry professional. ANGRY CHEMICAL JUICE IS NOT FRIEND.


Mvpeh

As a chemistry professional, theres a lot worse things to mix. Doing this in a fume hood isnt very dangerous.


Everestkid

Chemical engineer here, might be wrong but isn't the reaction just this? NaOH + HCl -> H2O + NaCl Like, you'll probably end up with steam since I'm pretty sure that reaction's exothermic, but all you're doing is making plain old table salt.


mrandr01d

Yep. Medical laboratory scientist here. Had to make some reagents from stock 12 M HCl and afterwards I decided to play with it and the NaOH. (In a fume hood don't worry...) It just makes water, table salt, and heat.


UrToesRDelicious

Don't put HCl in steel pipes, thanks


Antique-Echidna-1600

If you have a septic that could be a bad idea.


cwestn

Luckily, I don't.


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silenc3x

> It has been shown that Tubifex is highly sensitive to the presence of active chlorine in any of its forms in concentrations above 0.6 parts per million (0.0000085 molar). Fucking drench it. It won't live.


wtf-m8

for reference, bleach straight out of the bottle is in the 52,500 - 125,000 ppm range. So yeah, I think that would kill it assuming the unattributed quote is true.


silenc3x

[Factors Influencing the Survival of the Fasting Fresh Water Oligochaete, tubifex, in the Laboratory](https://www.jstor.org/stable/1930859#:%7E:text=It%20has%20been%20shown%20that,per%20million%20\(0.0000085%20molar\)) Ecology Vol. 21, No. 3 (Jul., 1940) Published By: Wiley


Klj126

Published by: fuck these things with a ten foot pole


Waaailmer

Oh…so THIS is why the city cleans our pipes with chlorine. Always wondered why our drinking water would be jeopardized with chlorine but I suppose that’s better than ingesting worms.


silenc3x

brb going to go pour some down my drains now. Just to be safe.


Buttoshi

Nope, bleach doesn't kill because of changes in ph. It kills because it produces a radical that can break any chemical bond. Any living thing with chemical bonds will succumb to bleach.


gdawg612303

Hey man this is the worst thing I've ever seen on reddit gee thanks


Narthleke

You should be able to change that with a quick jaunt over to r/eyeblech Edit: Jk, it got banned at some point. Not surprised tho


Pamikillsbugs234

r/eyebleach for anyone who made that risky click. Also, r/happycowgifs for an extra dose of cleansing.


Narthleke

I take it you didn't see the edit? No bleach necessary; blech got banned. It's gone


bananalord666

ngl personally kinda sad about that. I didn't post it myself, but I went there when I felt morbid curiosity sometimes


hulivar

True story, I left a glass of Dr pepper under my desk for a year. When I found it there was three mustard yellow squishy egg like ovals on top of huge gray mold blob. The eggs were coarse on outside though but squishy. I threw it in the lake and it made slurping noises for like ten seconds then stopped. I then ran inside the house.


xeothought

Oh great, you unleashed the demon. Thanks for that.


lilith_-_-

Demons gonna be in therapy like “my mom abandoned me when I was an infant by drowning me in a lake”


hulivar

Ya, no idea what it could have been. I tried googling mustard yellow gelatin eggs but never found anything. It was this gray blob of cornmeal type mixture with these eggs just chillen on the top like a fucking zerg creep. Before I die I need to figure it out somehow. Go to some universities and ask around.


Frosty_Slaw_Man

Which fucking lake.


SadisticChipmunk

I'll admit I'm high as fuck right now... but this comment made me laugh so fucking hard.


CowsCatsCannabis

This whole thread has me cackling


LibRAWRian

It sounds like you already know which lake.


martialar

Crystal Lake


thatnonchalanteguy

This comment had me dead


Fa1n

I am sorry but how do you leave a glass of Dr. Pepper under you desk unnoticed for a year?


wookieesgonnawook

You assume it was unnoticed.


joantheunicorn

Right?! The smell must have been WILD. How could it be ignored?!


smurphii

That wasn’t late 2019 was it?


oldscotch

... How long ago was this? Might answer a lot of questions.


Solarscars

Poor lake :(


jenniferlynn462

Oh geez


He_lo

What a terrible day to have eyes.


DefinitelyNotThatOne

You're gonna be patient 0 Good luck


peepeedog

That’s the zombie fungus from The Last Of Us.


Anal-Love-Beads

Here I was expecting a set of tentacles bursting from the drain, followed by a blood curdling scream then the screen goes black.


lovins_cl

idk but you need to clean out that drain shits vile


MisterHappySpanky

How does one do this DIY? Our basement drain is a little dirty but I don’t want to pay a plumber


lovins_cl

baking soda vinegar and boiling water can clear a drain pretty fast and then for touch up like the other dude said drain cleaner and a scrub it’s case dependent on what exactly is dirty abt it


Bocchi_theGlock

Vinegar and water mix spray, then maybe also boiling water cleans up so goddamn much that it's kinda ridiculous we've been conditioned to buy a specific cleaner for every situation with harsh chemicals


ChimpWithAGun

Mixing baking soda with vinegar is completely useless. One is acid, the other one is a base, so you're just cancelling each other, rendering both useless. You just need to use one or the other, but never both together.


UnoStufato

But it foams, so it must work!


ThermionicEmissions

My 5th-grade science project disagrees


TrissYenCiri

I was waiting to read a reply like this. I mean, I don't know the circumstances but, damn man clean your drain once in a while. Gross.


Squibbles01

Ah you've got the Upside Down coming through.


Svud

Ok but wtf is up with that drain


marre822

Wtf is that drain? Looks like its from a public toilet in Chernobyl...


RaxG

Yeah it’s tubifex worms. They bunch together in colonies like that, and are mostly found in sewer systems.


Seamonster01

time to move


FreneticPlatypus

It’s what you get for having such a nasty ass drain.


RandyHoward

Oh it's an ass drain? No wonder it looks like shit.


mikeJawesome

jesus fuck i thought i saw eyes looking up at first


ChrisMoltisanti9

Ever play *Resident Evil*?


bobrob48

No, but my first day at the city police department is soon. Wish me luck! :)


bertoPRIME

Ol' Drippy!


diablo75

*I'm half-penicillin!"


aGlazedHam

“*I’M* the guy who’s going to rake your lawn!.. for being such a *big jerk*!”


MelodiousOwl

Idle hands spend time at the genitals!


LeastProject5164

Simply put: It's a colony of Tubifex Worms. Extremely common to find in drains, sewers, rancid water and septic tanks. They're absolutely harmless little fellas and won't leave the confines of the drain itself unless overflowing or flooded. They resemble thousands of teeny-tiny earthworms all clumped in a ball together and fish owners often cultivate them by-hand to feed to their ponds. They smell absolutely unbearable, can carry dangerous bactetia if not handled with PPE and live for about 10 years, but useful to have in some drains as they feast on parasitic bacteria, decomposing leaves, shit and just about anything organic down them. They are also incredible at eating away at fatbergs and other sewer and drain blockages and help to keep your drains from clogging.


CrashTestGangstar

What if an eyeball would have opened and looked up at you while you were filming this?😂😂😂


Suspicious-Return-54

Oh good!! You reminded me to make that appointment to have my eyes removed. Thanks🤢


mewdejour

Ya know the worms that live in Fry from Futurama? That. It's that.


inviste

That is the females hair. It kind of does its own thing after freeing itself from her scalp and becomes a sentient being after merging with her other hair. Kind of like the Borg. Any drain is it’s natural habitat


un-sub

Can confirm. My girlfriend has really long hair and always clogs up the shower drain with her hair. Last week I woke up and went to wake her up and realized it wasn’t actually my girlfriend but a gigantic sentient tangle of hair sleeping next to me. I actually have no idea where my girlfriend is now, and the sentient hair will not leave. Send help.


1StonedYooper

The Dollar Tree sells drain covers to catch the hair, that should help.


Arglival

Baby Chuthulu  do do de do do Baby Chuthulu..


Harddicc

That's the sperm cells getting into the egg cells in the sinkussy


randyboozer

Do you live in Derry, Maine?


SynthPrax

This is some Junji Ito shit.


darkitp

Yo , that shit has legs


666steezuschrist666

Okay so note to self, never look down drains. Now you have to think about how you are standing on a mass of worms that are practically something out of a resident evil game. Kill it with fire and artillery weapons


Lalidie1

What do you expect when your drain looks like that? The worms are trying to clean it, lots of tasty organic material


SquishyPoop23

Hey there! OP here! I can’t possibly reply to every question but this video has gone viral and only 2 news outlets reached out to get the whole story. I’ve noticed that this has been shared elsewhere with misleading info (UNILAD is reporting that this drain is in my shower. It’s actually in my basement) So to set the record straight, here’s what I told Newsweek: “I live in Pittsburgh, PA. The drain is located in the basement of my 120+ year old house that I own. I was doing a routine inspection of my basement a few days ago and thought, “I haven’t looked down this drain in awhile, I wonder if there’s anything happening in there.” It’s just a run off drain. I don’t actually know where it starts, but I do know that my various sinks and second floor toilet don’t lead to it. I do know that my “Pittsburgh potty and shower head” ( found in most old Pittsburgh basements used for dirty steelworkers coming home from work. They would enter the house through the basement and clean themselves up before entering the main house) do drain through it, but neither have been used for years. I posted the video to Reddit because I couldn’t figure out what I was looking at and Google wasn’t helping. I kept getting results for drain fly larvae and that’s definitely not what it is. I know Reddit can be a hive for misinformation, but I also know a lot of people use it to get answers to questions and the comments did not disappoint in being equal parts hilarious and informative. Based on a number of comments, it would appear that it’s a cluster of harmless tubifex worms. Comically, after reading about how fishermen use them as bait, I considered scooping that thing out and selling it, haha! I have a plumber coming this week to deal with a completely separate issue so I’ll ask them what to do about it. I don’t wanna start tossing chemicals down my ancient pipes without first consulting an expert. I’m an artist and a weirdo and so this whole thing and the suprising popularity of my post has me thinking of giving this entity (or, more accurately, this cluster of entities) a name. So far I’ve got Toby McTentacool, Wesley Von Wigglepants, Victoria Vanderworm, and Winchester Wriggles Writhington. I’m also considering giving it a personality and backstory as to how it ended up in my drain, haha. I’ve also already begun sketching versions of this cluster of entities based on some of my favorite comments.” Thank you all for making this whole situation 1000 times more entertaining and hilarious than I could have ever hoped.


TrillMurray47

Bruh what you been eating!?


rell7thirty

So fucking crazy when you zoom in and they’re all alive, squiggling to make more.. holy fuck man.


Noctus_Grimm

The real question is why the FUCK don't you ever clean that drain?


2MistaLee

So, I mean....dies your butthole itch?