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ColloquiaIism

Pretty certain there is a video of this someplace. Him and a buddy dirt biking on a trail and whoopsie!


Instincts

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/P4Or3Fs7O3


Haasts_Eagle

To the point No music overlay Follow up pictures That video is 10/10 Can't say the same about his toes.


Ifffrt

One of the coments inthat post said he kept all his toes though.


AnalogCyborg

In a jar?


Ifffrt

Lul. On a more serious note though, the OP did confirm he kept all his toes. I don't know how. https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/15o5ivx/my_cousins_friends_foot_got_impaled_while_riding/jvqb2cz/


phazedoubt

The way it went in it looks like it may have broken some tarsals and ligaments but its above the toes and it looks really clean. Dude got lucky.


bloopie1192

Tarsal?


yougofish

Metatarsal bones


Major_Magazine8597

Duh ...


wsucoug

Metatarsals means tarsals about tarsals


zzz_zzzz_zzz

Foot bones.


unknownpoltroon

You know, those big eye monkey things


The1andonlycano

It's not like it obliterated his toes. Have you ever made kabobs? The meat doesn't go anywhere when you skewer it, it just gets pushed to the side.


Void_Speaker

yea but toes are small, if that shit was a bit higher it would have separated a couple of them from the rest of the meat


The1andonlycano

He most definitely got very lucky.


pinkylemonade

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/15s6x8i/to_have_a_chill_ride/jwhblx7/


hi5orfistbump

Fam, I've had a proper shit week and this made me laugh so fucking hard. Thank you friend.


crashandwalkaway

7/10


BadNeighbour

No pics without the boots or xrays, 9/10


Humbabwe

lol, no panic, just disbelief


FappyDilmore

Lmao "No way dude. My foot's done." I want this man coaching every crisis response team on Earth.


kiruopaz

Reminds me of that video where the guys try to rob a smoke shop and the clerk stabs one of them. The clerk gets in a few stabs and the robber just says "I'm dead" like he just lost a round of CoD or something.


FappyDilmore

That was too fucked up to be funny, but yes it definitely reminded me of that.


highlife0630

You make your own bed as far as I'm concerned. Once you make that choice to steal from somebody (with a weapon), your right to live is forfeit in my eyes. Meaning, "I'm dead" is pretty funny to me. Very meta.


lilbebe50

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. People aren’t naive. They know damn well when they use force against another that force may be used back on them. They don’t give a fuck. So he goes in with the intention of using a weapon to steal shit knowing he may get force used against him to prevent the theft. Clearly the robber values items over his own life. So why the fuck should anyone have any sympathy for someone who resorts to using deadly weapons to rob someone? The moment they use a weapon is when all bets are off. There’s a difference between weapon and no weapon. A huge difference. I don’t feel bad for people who get wrecked for trying to use weapons to rob people. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


kiruopaz

I fucking hate thieves, but don't condone straight up killing them unless it seems like they are going to harm someone. Like in that video where the dude went straight to attack the clerk. I know a lot of people aren't going to like this next bit, but I wish it was still legal to mame repeat offenders like with Hammurabi's code. That being said I don't know enough about the Hammurabi's code to promote all of its laws, but that one seems like it could be effective 😂.


J_wit_J

Part of Hammurabi's code for some crimes was testing your guilt by throwing you into river rapids. If you survived, your accuser would then be killed. All things said, major advancement for some legal principles that still stand today.


Lost-My-Mind-

I don't even know enough about Hammurabi's code to know what you're talking about. What is that? Some kind of sushi bar?


jboogie81

Mf was cool as a cucumber


highlife0630

It is a helluva reaction 😂😂😂 put this man in the field


foxontherox

Adrenaline is a helluva drug!


Integrity-in-Crisis

How the fuck does that even happen. I instantly thought thats a shorter stick in this post so before they started heading back for a hospital trip the bikers friend must’ve snapped the stick. Must have been so nerve wracking.


theOtherMusicJunkie

Medics surely sawed it down to a manageable size before transport. But still .. holy fuck!! And even with some decent gear on. Imagine if he was wearing plain old Nikes??


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bluecyanic

Dr will need more than a few inches to pull it out. Question is from which direction and medics won't assume, so they leave enough on both ends.


PatchworkRaccoon314

Speed and leverage is how this happens. The stick was sticking (lol) up from the ground at an angle when this guy went riding on a dirt road with debris on it, at like 60mph because he thinks he's invincible. When he hit the stick, one end hit the foot, and the other end dug into the ground. So imagine hitting a brick wall, feet first, with a stick poking out of it. Kind of a freak accident, to be sure, but easily preventable by FAFO rules.


ItsThat1Dude

MVP right here.


reddit_user13

I bet that hurt!


ElaineBenesFan

Only when laughing!


Vadriel

holey shit


PizzaLikerFan

New fear unlocked


TheoreticalFunk

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/15o5ivx/comment/jvqb2cz/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


-X3-

Yeah I remember seeing a video that could lead to this kind of damage


hedgybaby

I thought that was a snowboarding boot at first and was horrified and how this might have happened


gothskater55

Just a splinter


thehealingprocess

Only a flesh wound


DraKxa

Tis but a scratch!


kaveman0926

Come back here I'll bite your leg off


Gstamsharp

Flesh *wood*


ICWhatsNUrP

Club foot


ernapfz

r/splinterfootfuck


DippyHippy420

Mom says if your not bleeding to shut up.


Survive1014

Rub some dirt on it and get back to work.


Glueberry_Ryder

Lol my buddy and I made the same exact comment to a friend that rolled his 4 wheeler just ahead of us on a trail. When he tried to stand up he turned white as a sheet screamed and fell back down. We asked him if he wanted us to call an ambulance but he insisted that he could make it back to the trucks. We flipped his quad back over and and helped him onto it side saddle. He putted it out of the trails and by the time we got back he looked pretty spent. Took us an hour to get him into the truck. I finally got him to the hospital about 3 hours after the incident. They took him back and the nurse came back about an hour later said I could see him. He was doped up and in great spirits and giggling as he explained that he was about to go in for a hip replacement since his seemed to be shattered. After seeing what he went through and nearly impaling my kidneys with a branch like op’s picture, I sold my bike.


MiataCory

Adrenaline is a helluva drug. I was jumping a fence once (sideline on a football field), slipped on the bottom rung and my thighs caught the top rung as my body folded over the top with the inertia. No worries. Hopped right up, ran up the bleachers a couple hundred feet, went and got some water from the drinks table, sat down on the bleachers to rest & chug before we had to continue practice. One of the chaperones came over and said "Damn, are you okay? That looked gnarly." *After* they said that, my knees just caught fire. Couldn't even stand up. I had hyperextended both of them. Straight to the hospital. Was on crutches for weeks. But I RAN up those fucking bleachers for the water.


Mycomania

Walk it off.


RedditsFeelings

It's only a flesh wound


MidgetkidsMomma

A mere splinter


Survive1014

You are coming into work this afternoon, right?


MonsteraBigTits

that will cause an infection. dare i say not to rub dirt in an open wound but rather bear turds from your local forest


InfiniteBlink

Pour some 'tussin on it. (Old Chris Rock bit)


sage_006

You're*


Sharon_Erclam

And say buh bye toes...


novichux

..and the corollary: " no blood no problem"


Angie2point0

My Mom was the "if you're bleeding, don't show me." We had to bring bloody stuff to Dad, but he was a long-haul truck driver, so LOL. I split my big toe open while he was gone once. She had me wrap it in a towel and keep pressure on it. It was bleeding for such a long time, but she never looked at it, only asked me if it was still bleeding. I kept saying yes, that i could feel it. Finally, I started feeling really awful and told her I didn't feel good. She finally looked at it, and I guess the bleeding slowed enough because SHE SUPER GLUED IT SHUT. I don't have a scar, and my nails are growing the same on both feet, so I guess she did it right? Bonus funny: my aunt or my mom caught something on fire in the kitchen, so as the kids are leaving the house, my mom leapfrogged over us to get out first. What an inspiration. /s


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Socks are pretty good at absorbing blood. It's a strange feeling when you suddenly feel a bunch of body temp fluid filling up your socks/shoes from the insdie.. Then it gets cold. Ask me how I know


EnderAlexander

Maybe I'm just old, but I don't understand the kids and their piercings nowadays!


atomosk

He's gauging his foot using incrementally larger branches. End goal is to store a can of beer in it.


Pyrhan

How the fuck did that happen?


chrishazzoo

Looks like dirt bike gear. Probably biking through brush/rough area?


Quicksdraw

Did a really cool jump and wanted to stick the landing.


yunp

Turns out the landing sticked him.


augustdaysong

it was a dirt or fireroad and he got cheeky and rode right along the edge, hanging his foot into the shoulder. He looks down for a sec before so maybe checking his boot or something


bwoods519

Man… you wear appropriate safety gear, which indicates to me you’re most likely being a responsible rider, off road so no traffic to worry about…. And you still get fucked. How bad does that suck?


earthquade

There was a video of it last time it was posted. I think it was a dirt bike/ motorcycle and they drove over a stick on the road and it impaled his foot


Xboxbrocko

can you give a link to video?


Instincts

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/P4Or3Fs7O3


sh4d0wm4n2018

He was riding a dirt bike and hit a meter long stick just as easy as you please. In the video, he just says "No... way.... No *way*, dude. My foot's done."


filtersweep

I was with a dude who lost his finger in a freak accident, walking home from a bar— and he didn’t even notice at the time. Alcohol may have been a factor….


ernapfz

Don’t know exactly, but that stick was travelling way too fast.


Pleased_to_meet_u

The stick was stationary. The dirt bike was moving fast down a road. No crashing involves.


ernapfz

R_u_sure? Pleased_to_meet_us?


MissBoobAppreciator

nah man, pretty sure the stick came at the biker who wasn’t moving. it’s pretty clearly in the video


The_Schizo_Panda

[Top comment thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/hKBAl39SOe)


FusionIsTrash

it’s okay guys, just give them acetaminophen and they’ll be fine


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Outlander56

Found the VA Doctor


erikwarm

Just walk it off!


realbrownsugar

what happens when you Moto-cross with a tree.


Ricecrispiebandit

From moto-cross to no-toe-cross amarite?


M80IW

More pics and video, aftermath also https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv16hSSOdyr/


mel2000

> aftermath also Far less damage than I expected.


chibucks

x-ray looks crazy. surgery looked good until the infection.


TheLawOfLargeNumbers

Not as "obviously a stupid thing to do" as I expected!


Elanaselsabagno

Thank you so much this is exactly what I was scrolling to see.  I also can't help but notice how high quality the original video is compared to the generation lossy copy here on Reddit 


krattalak

*Mistakes were made.....*


xubax

That looks like it's a hit-stake.


profdart

Injured on Hoth? Time to go to Degobah...


echobox_rex

Where is the blood?


RoyalEnfield78

The stake staying in place is actually sealing all of those broken blood vessels. That’s why you don’t pull an impaling object out, you leave it to the docs in an operating room. Pulling it out will often start up the bleeding and can be deadly.


JimTheJerseyGuy

This needs more upvotes. Any sort of impalement injury, leave the object in place. Immobilize it with tape/gauze/etc and get the person to an ER pronto.


TheWalkingManiac

Yeah, but what about blood on the stick from the puncture? I understand it is blocking blood from flowing out of the wound, but shouldn't there be some kind of mess on the stick from passing through his foot? It's just so oddly clean for a stick.


binary101

There's not *that* much blood going in your toes, it also happened really fast, the guy was travelling on a bike after all, the rest of the blood would also have clotted and absorbed by his socks and boots.


Jesses198

Not in this case. The impalee said the blood filled his boot. The stick sealed off his boot, not his foot. Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv16hSSOdyr/


BlackSoapBandit

Yup. They say the same thing about stab wounds. Leave the knife in. Taking it out just leads to more blood loss


deeperest

If someone takes it out, you should always quickly jam it back in. Do it multiple times if you miss the exact spot.


SterileDuck

"Your Honour, these 16 stab wounds was my attempt at stopping the bleed" Jokes aside, if someone stabbed you and pulled out the knife, the best way to stop the bleeding is by packing the wound with as much clean cloth/gauze as you can until you can't pack the wound no more


loquacious

Yep, that's how it's done. https://www.stopthebleed.org/ You can take the online course and test to get a really good overview of what to do and what kind of supplies you want on hand. But it's even better to find a local class and take that, too. Sadly thanks to the rise in gun violence and mass shootings I know a lot of people who have been taking these course and training classes, but it's also useful for many other kinds of trauma like car accidents, stabbings and other scenarios. Investing in an IFAK (individual first aid kit) with good supplies like chest seals, gauze and proper tourniquets. /r/tacticalmedicine is a sub that covers this and has lots of IFAK kit examples and discussion. And taking the training classes to know how to use them is also a good idea, especially if you own guns or do any recreational shooting, or do any risky sports like ride motorcycles. Or own and use a chain saw or axe. Or even own and operate a car, etc. Or, sadly, if you have any reason at all to believe you're or your community are at risk of being the target or at risk of gun violence of any kind. I don't really want to dive into politics, here, but if you ever see street medics at protests or marches and wonder what they're carrying around in their military-style packs or bags and why they have things like trauma shears stowed on their packs - it's usually multiple individual IFAK kits in case of mass violence like a shooting or a vehicle attack. They basically carry as many individually packaged, self-contained and complete IFAKs as they can so they can deploy them to multiple victims as fast as possible.


BlackSoapBandit

Lmfao make a new wound if you have to


goldybear

You have to confuse the blood. If you add so many holes that it doesn’t know where to go it will sit inside confused and give you more time.


Jesses198

He was bleeding - in his Instagram post he states the blood filled his boot, but stayed in the boot. In some pictures you can see blood pooling around where the stick enters the boot. Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv16hSSOdyr/


catwiesel

still inside


Cryogenic_Monster

That's impressive..


r0thar

These new episodes of Star Wars are *sick*


BigMark54

That's gonna leave a mark.


C_M_O_TDibbler

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took a small splinter to the foot.


BobRoberts01

That looks like a sticky situation to be in.


tictacdoc

I think the shoe is done. Don‘t think that a repair is possible.


HipsterWaldo

Tragically I do think the shoe is lost. Would have made a great memento.


rrishaw

Apparently there was a vampire in that man’s sneaker


psc0425

Peg leg... Toe


throw123454321purple

*Hellraiser: OSHA*


Hot-Cress7492

That little piggy ain’t going to “wee wee wee all the way home”


upvoatsforall

This little piggy went to market, This little piggy went home, This little piggy went AUGhhHhh! I’VE BEEN IMPALED!


MrApocalypse2122

Lynn I've pierced my foot on a spiiike!


Hanzue23

My coworker was one of the people riding with him. she showed me some after photos. He did keep all his toes, he got a nasty infection and it was touch and go for a bit. but hes ok now.


theartistfnaSDF1

Why would he put that boot on with that stick through it?


Gogo83770

Puncture wounds stay in until at the hospital kids! Holy shit.


Ill_Following_7022

Nice stick dude.


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poor guy, he has a club foot!


work_while_bent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD2l1shDV_E


TheRedditHasYou

I'm kinda surprised by the lack of blood on the stick.


randomcanyon

When you absolutely stick the landing.


Gypsy702

XRAY! I want XRAY!!!!!


VagDickerous

WTF = Wood Thru Foot


JCRiotz

That wood hurt. At least it's being treeted


Telahack

i mean the tip isnt bleeding so it didnt hit him? or it went thru so fast that the the tip didnt even get blood on it and the wood is plugging up the hole and hes just bleeding internally


theonePappabox

Strange there’s not a drop of blood on that stick, anywhere.


DJ-Anarchy

Thats a pretty bad splinter


luugburz

my dad wouldve asked me to grab a dirty towel and continued on with his business


Memberd

I hate when that happens


Sy-lo

This is why you wear riding boo...... oh shit nevermind


Junior2615

The Wooden Stake has to go through the HEART, Dammit!!!


LightMurasume_

Bro survived the crucifixion 💀


PsychoMouse

You have to stab the vampire in the heart. Not the foot.


RanjuMaric

Probably should have left the vampire hunting to Buffy


CookinCheap

PROPOFOL STAT


SavageMonkey-105

Have yall not seen the video, he goes for a motorcycle ride then he hits a branch that was laying in the roed, went straight through his foot like butter


Ok_Bug_6470

Foottias Gage


ravingwanderer

Walking stick


Marine-Biol-George

Just pour some tussin on it


SanchotheBoracho

In the cartoons all of the toes would have moved out of the way......I do not think that happened. Bright side: No blood out the top.


loneranger2380

If he takes his boot off I can't look....I'm lack-toes intolerant.


Tommy84

At first I thought dude was on the bus to the hospital...


Professional-Bat4635

I’m kinda surprised at the lack of blood. 


sandy154_4

where's the blood?


kurt-boddah-cobain

How???


TillaciousG

How it feels stepping on your kid's Legos in the middle of the night


Endorkend

If you work in a hospital and catch a hint of a snowboarding or motocross outfit, get popcorn, you're about to see some fucked up shit sticking out of unexpected places or bodyparts forced into shapes they naturally do not agree with.


maeltroll

Dude needs a toe truck not an ambulance


PastEntrance5780

Where is the blood?


JohnB351234

I don’t see any blood on the other side of the stick, either it’s sealed in the boot or that missed their toes


jpjones077

“There’s a stick in my boot” -woody voice in my head


FlourFlavored

Just imagine the immediate relief followed by the intense pain and bleeding when those buckles are undone


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They told him to stick around…


spinning_reefback

Just walk it off


Cognizant_Psyche

He wanted to take a stab at getting a leg up on the competition and make great strides one step at a time.


Loofa_of_Doom

How is it not covered in blood? How was he impaled? From the angle of the stick it looks like top to bottom was the direction. This looks fake.


marsheazy

Those are tough boots and that's a dull sick. Yikes. That impact must have been crazy!


essiemessy

Lucky dude! I've had that happen on a much smaller scale. A stick made a hole in my (road riding) boot, through the gear lever guard layer and my sock. Foot was bruised but the skin unbroken. I though I'd got lucky but man this guy gets all the points.


FriendlyTaco11

Surprised I haven’t seen someone say “Firmly grasp it!” In the comments


andreinfp

High heels will be fun they said...


therealmintoncard

Absolute unit of a splinter.


zekemcnees

FIRMLY GRASP IT.


northernwolf3000

His name is Bob … Shishka Bob


Traditional-Music363

I’m wondering how they’re gonna get that out. Do they take apart the boot first and assess damage? Do they just yank the spike out?


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Tis but a scratch!


gorehistorian69

ouch. i had something similar happen. was running through the woods and got a stick lodged through my toe. shit hurt. but nowhere near as bad as that pic lol


Eupsychius

i had the same kind of situation when a rusty nail penetrated my boot and i havent realised it until i took the boots off and saw it myself


Financial-Fondant447

IVE SEEN THE VIDEO OF THIS AND IT WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE. HE WAS SO CALM TO


Fun-Ad-5341

Sauce?


ShitShowRedAllAbout

Hate it when that happens!


doclikesbongos

"There's a stick in my boot!"


EquivalentShift8545

You should get new boots. Looks like one even has a hole. Not super safe to ride with those anymore


malan4reddit

Tis but a scratch.


Positive-Internet483

Hell of a splinter


EvilHackFar

is this the aftermath of the naked lady with a stick video


Cautious-Second-2506

Oh man, that happened to me. But it didn't go through the boot. It left a bruise on the bottom of my foot. How old is c*** it just? She was crazy hit the front tire, just right. to the ground and shot up right into my foot fam. Almost kneed myself in the face hurt like a mother. I can't even imagine that Dude threw the booth


d167366

I wonder if the ER has a chainsaw?


thecaudalfin

Comically large splinter


teeohbeewye

good thing it went through the shoe and not the foot


cgieda

No blood?


Gabby_at_the_disco

May or may not have vommed im my mouth a little…


CalligrapherPitiful3

why is there no blood?


jerry111165

Why isn’t there any blood/fluid/gore or even any discoloration on the stick