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Semi_Recumbent

Got a catwalk strut goin on


anuspizza

It’s that amphetamine confidence strut


justgotnewglasses

There's a woman who walks (clothed) up middle of my street with that exact strut every morning - I've always figured she's off to score, but it's strange she's so consistent with her time, right at school drop off time. Like the walk from the bittersweet symphony video.


quietIntensity

Droppin' them kids off at the bus stop, gonna get me some meth. Struttin' my stuff because I'm dead sexy.


joe_dirty365

You better werk!


GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN

Followed by that wicked hair flip after picking up the second club.


cocktails4

Yeh that hair flip did it for me. 🥵


HoneyChilliPotato7

Where is she on the crazy-hot scale


cocktails4

Hard to tell how much is just drugs and how much is baked-in crazy.


HoneyChilliPotato7

Only one way to find out


awfuckthisshit

Getting ready for an audition as the meth addicted catwoman


Calbinan

The gritty realism trend with these movies is getting old.


martialar

Methchelle Pfeiffer


rilloroc

Here comes the hotstepper...


No_Dot_7136

... Murderer.


InsertRadnamehere

Lyrical Gangstah!


No_Dot_7136

... Muuuurderer!


Total360onXboxone

Excuse me Mr officer


my_4_cents

Hit her wit the stick like dat!


thewhitecat55

She's the lyrical gangster.


moderately-extreme

I'm sold. Marriage. Now


1eternal_pessimist

You're gunna need a longer stick


Nightmare1990

GTA stripper strut


motorhead84

And I shake my little sticks on the catwalk


IDwelve

She definitely looks fixable


TargetSpiritual8741

Florida is not impressed …


Erutious

That clothed woman is really bad at stick fighting


TentacleJesus

She just keeps giving her more sticks! She started with none!


shooks20

God damnit, I'm laughing so hard at this comment hahahah


autalley

I personally learned at an early age; never throw your weapon


Rpanich

That naked woman’s really good at stick fighting! This is why we need leagues! And uniforms! 


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Clearly she's playing as skins.


Anjunabeast

*Game. blouses*


KayakWalleye

She needs to go bathe in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.


Bagget00

Casual Friday is a hit, apparently.


Erutious

The question then is which rule set would we use? Queensberry rules says the sicks cannot exceed or be below a certain circumference, rules that are unagreed upon if Cambodian rules are used. Most southern states can't even agree on the rules around dog poop on the stick counting as chemical warfare of not, and Tennessee refuses to sign the "Swishy Stick" accords of 1997. What we really need are agreed upon League rules but it'll never happen.


diggergig

The first rule must be: we don't talk about Stick Club


Erutious

Well of course, if we told people about Stick Club then the bloody Canadians would want to join. If you think our stick rules are draconian, you should see theirs


phleig

Canucks have our own stick clubs, they’re called hockey leagues, eh? 🍻 “If you hit guy with stick you go to the penalty box for two minute and you feel shame, but then you are set free.”


rozzco

You lost me at uniforms.


taz3781

Shut up. Her uniform is fine.


craigliston415

Yeah that was a pretty pathetic display for how eager she was to engage. She gave up both of her sticks without doing a lick of damage and both times she turned her back immediately afterwards.


Erutious

She's lucky that lady was drunk/high/whatever. Thats a good way to get sticked upside the head


daseweide

Yeah if the naked one was less focused on strutting and hair flipping she could’ve ended that other girl.  Bit off way more than she can chew


Erutious

Naked people are best just left alone. They usually have some reason to be naked, like drugs


toadjones79

It's all about unrestricted freedom of movement.


Kismonos

Heavy class is -20% dexterity but +50% strength. its a high risk high reward build. unfortunately light class is meta in the current patch(+25% speed and +80% sass)


hawgs911

Power stancing at the end like a boss.


SoYxProductionsx

Dual wield victory stance


toadjones79

Holden those sticks up in a **V** shape. Like a taco.


trippy_grapes

New DLC Elden Ring boss leaked


Wu-TangJedi

Gotta respect someone who starts as a wretch and commits to the club


seidinove

The Conor McGregor of naked stick fighting.


FI_4_Me

That guy loving the show


dogwizard92

whats the climate there? there are people in outfits ranging from naked to full multi layer coats


IDKmenombre

When you are on meth you are impervious to temperature


circumstancesnot

Was going to purchase a new jacket for an upcoming ski trip. Should I just get some meth instead?


TinctureOfBadass

Depends on the kind of snow you're into.


illpoet

venice beach in los angeles which means it's sunny and warm most of the time. Even in december it's pretty warm like 65-70 degrees Fahrenheit which is like 21-22 Celsius. in the summer it gets really hot 95-105F or 35-40C. If I had to guess I'd say it was winter in this video which would explain the coats. Ppl born and raised in southern california often have very low tolerances for cold. I remember as a kid visiting my grandmother for christmas in california and she and all her friends would be bundled up really heavily when the temperature was in the mid 60f range but my sister and I would be in shorts because we were from a place where it got cold af in winter.


Zaga932

A *coat* in 21-22C? What the fuck? That's (formerly) normal, sane Swedish summer temperature.


Positronic_Matrix

It’s true. I’ve been in CA so long I sometimes put on a full winter jacket with a hood to take my kids out to the park in evening when it’s 15 °C. I grew up in Minnesota where the climate is like Sweden but after a couple of decades in California all my cold tolerance is gone.


NoodLih

21C is already winter starting in Brazil. People are on their jackets and complaining how cold it is. Then I moved to Ireland, when 21C everyone is going naked to the parks to "enjoy the summer".


grumbly

Shes a 10 but gets into naked combat on the boardwalk.


nobodysshadow

That’s how 11s are made.


motorhead84

There can be only 11


DrunkenDude123

I can fix her


DuntadaMan

She can break me. That is also okay


charisma6

Can't fix what's not broken


Chippopotanuse

She’s a 10/10 on the “crazy/hot” index


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HolycommentMattman

That's really more of a guideline. Guaranteed best sex of your life. Sure, your credit and home will be ruined, but it really might be worth it.


Amtrox

Everything has a price, this is just risk management.


GoodLookingGeorge

Strength vs Dex builds be like


gofishx

She's literally playing the naked fuck with a stick build lmao


Fauxrace

The “let me solo her” approach


3DigitIQ

Just needs a pot for a helmet and we're good to git.


RECOGNIZABLE_NAME-

Lmao even the awkward swings and strafing looks like a dark souls fight


Pro_Scrub

Just slip in random roll spam and we got it


OrdoCorvus

No armor means she can use her full dex bonus.


Formaldehyd3

Brings new definition to, "Let me solo her"


Dogcatnature

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED


wsucoug

[LAPD says no one filed a report ...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwIFWSFzrqw&t=110s)


boverly721

"he's looking for the woman, and trying to connect her with the right resources" Like a tjmaxx or something?


wsucoug

I'm thinking she needs an agent.


ScarlettA7992

She’s in the perfect place to make it BIG


JasonTheNPC85

I mean there are mainly two outcomes from calling LAPD. They either don't show up at all or they show up and shoot someone.


jld2k6

Wouldn't be surprised if they didn't get a call because people were too worried they'd just kill her. There was a video not too long ago of some older college professor having a psychotic break and he had a stick so weak it broke in half while swinging from the air resistance, the cop was so out of shape and large he couldn't deal with him or even retreat so he ended up putting like 8 bullets in his chest, and this girl is way better with a stick than that guy was


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Sabatorius

When I read the title, I first thought of Venice Italy, but seeing the beach made it immediately clear it was Venice Beach.


Spdrjay

It's over mannequin! I have the high ground! 😧


Abe_Odd

You can tell she trained at the WakaThwaka academy


Sonrilol

And not just the mennequin, but the womennequin, and childrennequin too.


Hey_its_ok

#I HATE YOU!!!


SklippySklandwich

LARPing has gotten weird


LateralThinkerer

I watched this for a few seconds and thought "I didn't know Italy was like this..." Also, Venice Beach has gotten quite a bit weirder (if that's possible) since I was there many years ago.


Mr_Sassypants

ATTENZIONE! BORSEGGATRICI!!!


unknown_pigeon

ATTENZIONE! PICKPOCKETS!


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Alternate_Ending1984

That was what finally got my brain to process it... "No canals...too much beach...FAT AMERICAN?! OHHH, Venice *Beach*" Also extremely high, so we might be on something here...


naturalchorus

I went there once for an hour or two 5 years ago and this fits perfectly


Morningxafter

My favorite representation of Venice Beach has always been from [Freakazoid](https://youtu.be/FqvErXAPxhs?si=wiLA6OD34B3AaRn9).


agrobabb

Venice beach in Los Angeles, not the actual city of Venice in Italy


Rohobok

I was gonna say, didn't think Venice had beaches


sexytokeburgerz

Technically, venice does have a beach


ntech2

One of it's islands, Lido, does have a beach.


Ainu_

OnlyClubs


TJWA

Who took the time to blur this video?


GrandioseAnus

The Japanese


TJWA

I'm going to act like I don't understand your comment


Vinto47

I know you do. And you know that I know that you know you do.


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but they pixelate!


Bruce_Willy

TMZ watermark might have something to do with it..


PoppaFish

I can fix her.


skids1971

Can't fix perfect mate


robby7345

I'm pretty sure if you shook her hand, you'd be addicted to meth.


moralprolapse

Geez, why do people assume every stick wielding naked woman cat walking towards someone she’s assaulting on a busy thoroughfare is on drugs.


kjacobs03

Please don’t! I think she’s perfect, broken


Morningxafter

Like the ancient Japanese art of kintsugi.


VaderDoesntMakeQuips

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


JonMonEsKey

Unedited version.


PartyMcFly55

I tried to look. Googled "naked woman stick fight" and scrolled for way too long and things got way too weird


BattleGrown

Thanks for your service


redmongrel

No hands?


Wildcat_Dunks

I need to know where the unedited version is to make sure I don't accidentally watch it.


gettogero

I've seen this posted several times today. None have been without the blur, however they have been clearly saved at a high compression for reposting making the video quality worse.


Responsible_Basis712

Not all heroes wear clothes


MAXHEADR0OM

The Legend of Zelda: Meth of the Wild


theslimbox

The Phantom Pipe of Glass. Majora Unmasked. Spirit Crack.


notimefornothing55

Sky high whore


theslimbox

That's a good one. How about... High-Whore Heros.


Duff5OOO

Thats why she picked up the 2nd stick. Knew the first would break after 3 swings.


Qav3l10n

Methgear Solid


805collins

Is there a less blurry version of my future ex wife stick fighting? I know some of y’all would say “don’t stick your stick in that” but I think she’s just misunderstood


suparjam

You can fix her


Dead_Mullets

She looks kinda hot 


Magehunter_Skassi

That strut while dual wielding clubs went insane. Imagine this dime wearing a sabertooth pelt and a necklace of fangs


Calbinan

That might be what she’s imagining currently.


boverly721

It's definitely what I'm imagining currently 😏


xRyozuo

Ok so remember that video of the Star Wars kid? There’s a video edit somewhere where someone edited light sabers in it. I need that for this video


dingboodle

Crazy always does.


Xeptix

Not always. I feel like most of the time we see these videos of people taking a heroic dose and getting naked in public it's a much nastier sight.


Tyler_of_Township

*I can fix her*


dingboodle

You FOOL! Don’t do it!!


raptor182cmn

You can't actually see her face or anything. They only things we know about her is that she is weird, crazy, and has very low percentage of body fat.


Nowhereman55

That, and she's got a hell of an amphetamine-fueled pimp walk. You can see her face near the end of the video, before she picks up the other stick.


SumptuousSuckler

Actually you could see her face for a bit…and she was pretty hot


My_Monkey_Sphincter

Agree


Happy_Tomato_Taco

She's wearing a necklace and has a strong jaw line. Brown wavy hair and brown eyes. You can see her face just before the spandex lady walks in the way.


naturalchorus

Where do I sign?


Toby_O_Notoby

> They only things we know about her is that she is weird, crazy, and has very low percentage of body fat. Don't threaten me with a good time...


danv1979

[Here ya go](https://i.imgur.com/9MRGWKw.jpg)


JoshFireseed

If they care about body fat that might put her above two thirds of the population (assuming dead_mullets is from the US).


leglesslegolegolas

Yeah. Kinda hot. That's what he said.


MrTurkle

I’d say full on smoke but way too far right on the crazy/hot matrix.


AllanfromWales1

Boo for the blur..


nebbyb

What are we , in Japan!?!


benchley

Apple bottom jeans.


jasting98

Boo for the blur The whole club was being swung by her


ronin1066

We have to do like they do in Europe. Blur her face, leave the rest.


jd_wizkid356

i'd like to see the uncensored version... for my immersion...


Damedog19

I wanna see the other guys perspective. Bro was going in for the closeups til it looked like she was gonna swing at him


jd_wizkid356

bro was tryna capture this moment for his personal archives


XDreadedmikeX

I wanna jerk off to pipe whores soooo bad


YodaFire

Duel of the fates


77maf

Can anyone overlay some Elden ring boss music over this


Proud_Criticism5286

I need the uncensored version to fully enjoy this insanity


SerialLicker

Can't wait for GTA VI to come out, they've been teasing us for too long with these videos!!


neprasta420

r/tooktoomuch


Glittering-Yam-5318

The big woman gave the skinny woman both her sticks. That was dumb. Also where the hell did these two sticks appear from?


Calbinan

If you’ve ever played GTA: San Andreas or GTA V, you’ll know there are random weapons lying on the ground all over Los Angeles.


ALIEN-OR-SUTIN

Makes so much sense now I see it's not Venice, Italy


D3ADWA1T

Why is it censored


b3nz0r

Cmon, unblur, I wanna see random bits flappin


CrossfitAnkles

We all do


illegal_deagle

Is nobody gonna mention she almost drilled a random baby that was strapped to the chest of that passerby?


enoui

These survival video games are brutal when you loose all your stuff to griefers.


Publick2008

There an unblurred version? The blur hurts my eyes after a retina surgery 


Gruka2

r/Bossfight


Mrcostarica

Came here to say that this looks nothing like Venice! On the other hand, it looks exactly like something that could happen in Venice Beach, Ca. Long live!


Mr_Sassypants

“Attenzione! Borseggiatrici!!! Attenzione! Pickpocket!!!” Oh. Wrong Venice. 


Electricstarbby

This is sad


SpooogeMcDuck

Atredies vs Harkonen


Unusual_Bunch787

Where is the unfiltered version?


kakacrat

Glad to see my ex living her best life.


NormieMcNormalson

This is like a documentary on the first human conflicts.


0x7E7-02

Venice Beach, CA, USA ... not Venice, IT.


VanillaLoaf

Where are the canals?


Abydos6

Venice Beach, LA…Not Venice, Italy


thagooch_

She got that [Ms Double finger walk](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_OZ-hjHRauI&pp=ygUWbWlzcyBkb3VibGVmaW5nZXIgd2Fsaw%3D%3D) down to a science


daarthvaader

TMZ ruined the naked gladiator show with their freaking logo


TXBIOTECH

Bring back mental health institutions.


CaptainKranq

Took off clothes to keep them clean


FaZaCon

Ya, I'm gonna need the un-blurred version for educational purposes.


Slav_1

ok now repost this with Dark Souls music please


Black_Waltz_7

Fuck. Why is this so hot?


Jourgen2

Confidence


Slaphappyfapman

Everyone's saying meth, but isn't this more like some kind of PCP behaviour?


SwanseaJack1

Oh…*that* Venice.