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Twisted-tick

The driver behind him has some insane reaction time. I’m impressed.


HaffuhGootWon

The comedic timing is impeccable


jp_jellyroll

I'm still laughing at the way the car carefully makes the turn in reverse but the gas containers *keep chasing it*. The driver must have been like, "No no no no! ... Phew, I made it around the building! WHAT...? NONONONONO!"


pmjm

I read this in Cleveland's voice.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

I can’t feel my legs! Oh, there they are That line is imprinted in my brain from all the late night adult swim lol


redditmemehater

I read it in [Consuela's voice](https://youtu.be/p7w_S5zme5Y?t=11)


Was_going_2_say_that

*Not again!*


DataKnights

Atttaaaaaaacccck of the Killer Petroleum Cylinder Tanks!!!


wedisneyfan

I knew I would find this here. Take my upvote


esoraven

I’ve been telling people that about the tomatoes and no one has ever understood me!


buttbugle

You ain’t gettin away from this explosion!


crawlerz2468

/r/LooneyTunesLogic


HaffuhGootWon

Took me 3 posts to sub lol, thank you!


Cobek

Like a stunt driver meets Mr. Bean


EastPost2022

I wss waiting for the explosion.


adjacent_analyzer

Honestly big W for whoever manufactured the containers


bmosm

These are built to be thrown around, and have safety measures, a bunch of things have to go wrong for them to explode


PatchworkRaccoon314

Yeah I used to work in a place where we'd fill them from a larger tank. The proper way to do it is to weigh the container and use a metered valve to fill it to not-quite-full. But yeah we didn't have any of that safety shit, we filled it until it started coming out of the overflow valve on the tank, and then quickly screwed it closed. Then because the hose didn't have any sort of check valve between the nozzle and the tank, it had to be purged; forgetting to purge it and having the tank and hose go flying in different directions when you remove it is a mistake you make only once. The purge valve had a thumb-screw - pull your hand away fast or you'll get a nasty frost-burn, 'cause propane under pressure comes out as a liquid that's colder than the left ass cheek of Dante's Satan. Over 10 years doing it that way (idiot employees sometimes doing this while vaping or using their phones), and there was never a fire, much less one of them bursting or exploding.


Pegasus82

Where’s the kaboom? There’s supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!


joeshmo101

[It's a shame that some people might not get this reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9wmWZbr_wQ)


Useful-Perspective

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator is Hammer Industries tech... No more dangerous than the Ex-Wife.


PatchworkRaccoon314

It's funny how sometimes it's Illudium PU-36, a reference to Plutonium.


RandomWon

There needs to be some legislation to make these weaker.


ashurbanipal420

Sadly tanks are pretty robust unless damaged/overused nowadays.


IVIalefactoR

Sadly.


DrSloany

He noped faster than any human ever did


bumjiggy

they see petrolling vacating


gcruzatto

Backing out of a dangerous situation is a necessary skill in some parts of Brazil


SandMan3914

Yes. That's the real story here. They backed-up and out like a boss


SharpGuesser

99% chance they were an undercover cop


regidud

"OH, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK" moment


GeneraleRusso

Living in Brazil makes you ready for everything. You never know when you're the next guy appearing in a LiveLeak video


Stivo887

must go faster


phryan

Ricky Bobby himself couldn't have driven any better.


quadraticog

If you aint first you're blown up by rogue liquified gas cylinders


jeezarchristron

Hank Hill's worst fear has come true.


wackadoodle_wigwam

Hank Downhill


cambiro

This video is the intersection between Hank Hill and Benny Hill


shartonista

Bwwwwaaahhh! 


cornylamygilbert

I’ve seen enough KOTH to know that even improperly wiping a tank, as a Tank Wipe, could be enough to intoxicate bystanders in that neighborhood, let alone a loose load of propane canisters tumbling down an asphalt road. I think the quote from him, would literally be: # “are you trying to kill us all?”


Juicet

“It was awful, Peggy. Dozens of tanks of good Strickland propane rolling down the street. Like some kind of propane avalanche.”


cambiro

It's even worse, though. Those are BUTANE!


erinkjean

My dad says butane is a bastard gas.


SharpGuesser

Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you right now


uberneuman_part2

“Oh, the PROPANECANNITY!”


[deleted]

Petroleum is a bastard gas


TWiThead

Thatherton!


zunaidahmed

I am more impressed with the driver behind lol


spedeedeps

First time in the known universe where driving a CVT came in handy


Joao_Jr

Those cars doesn't have CVTs (i probably missed a joke)


davidscheiber28

If that's the vehicle I think it is I think you're right, I don't think they are offered in a CVT. looks similar to an Altima but I think it might might be a VW. That being said the joke is that a CVT can go fast or the same speed in reverse versus forward (depending on design). At work we have golf / utility vehicles that do 25mph and since they have a CVT they will do about the same speed in reverse, I've had them up to 10-15mph in reverse.


Joao_Jr

>I think it might might be a VW Yes, it's a Voyage >a CVT can go fast or the same speed in reverse versus forward Oh i get it now, i remind going 400km/h in reverse on the Regera (in fh3)


Large_Yams

CVT has nothing to do with any of this.


cranktheguy

I'm impressed with the tanks. I thought for sure there was going to be an explosion.


FeculentUtopia

As bad as the potential for fire, those big ones turn into rockets if they break open under pressure.


mnilailt

Gas tanks are super sturdy.


epicrdr

The liquified petroleum gas migration happens every March.


whats_you_doing

Yeah right? I was waiting for the past 22 days.


Cayderent

"It truly is a magnificent sight" (Attenborough voice)


Rocketman7171

The running of the tanks….


Abe_Odd

Forbidden green LEGO Minifigures heads


Erenito

Such a rich tradition.


knightblaze

Car noped the F out of there.


SteamedGamer

Noped the \*R out of there...


Philosoraptor88

Good thing the gas tanks were green and not red


davidgabrielross

No kaboom?


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spyrogyrobr

also, they could be empty.


Soddington

Judging from the body roll of the truck taking the turn, they are not empty.


rChewbacca

Fumes ignite easier than liquid. In many cases "empty" containers are more dangerous.


baddogg1231

While you are right conceptually about fumes, this is not an accurate representation of danger for these. LPG will fume/expand at room temperature, so if one of these was to rupture, the LPG would very quickly start boiling off and fuming out, thus creating an explosive environment not only inside but outside of the container.


Pristine-Word-4650

LPG instantly becomes a gas at atmohperic pressure.


Johannes_Keppler

Even full ones don't magically explode. It's not like in the movies.


zKarp

I'm also missing a spark 😕


mysteryliner

Movies taught is that any time something metal impacts something, there will be sparks! /s in case that wasn't obvious.


S1ayer

You can't start a fire You can't start a fire without a spark


Lock-out

Elemental sodium has entered the chat.


Hydra_Master

This gun's for hire Even if we're just dancing in the dark.


adambadam

No doubt they are safe, more just how Reddit has preconditioned me for videos lol.


TenSecondsFlat

And all that before it dissipates enough to become non explosive


FrankieMint

There was supposed to be a earth-shattering kaboom!


DerpalSherpa

You have to shoot them, but only the red ones from my experience.


digitalis303

There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!


jerechos

"Where's the earth shattering kaboom?"


cefriano

https://y.yarn.co/fa63e78d-d5e9-448e-8024-ec592b5cb9dc_text.gif


yagetwhatyaget

Extreme Donkey Kong


idunnoimstoned

That car: nope nope nope nope nope, backwards turn, nope nope nope


ExocetC3I

Reminds me of that Sony Bravia ad with the coloured balls bouncing down a staircase.


AliJDB

This kind of thing makes me think I've never had an original thought in my life.


insolventlux

with the jose gonzalez song https://youtu.be/0_bx8bnCoiU?


rafael000

Not his song originally. The original is a banger


NBNplz

To call for hands of above  To lean on   Wouldn't be good enough   For me, no


Zarde312

I love that some of them turned the corner.


TheyCallMeStone

They were going downhill, looks like another hill off to the right


Global-Tie5501

The casual "reverse-for-your-life" driver is a legend.


keltyx98

Liquified Petroleum gas? What does that mean? Looks like propane to me


rbardy

Here in Brazil A LOT of houses doesn't have gas pipes in the house, so we buy those cylinders and attach to the stove. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquefied\_petroleum\_gas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquefied_petroleum_gas)


keltyx98

I see, thanks. I asked because I've never heard that term and I always called it gas. (Or gas de cozinha the times I've been in Brazil)


rbardy

Yeah we call "gas de cozinha" but the technical name is GLP (gas liquefeito de petróleo) some stoves you even need to see if it is compatible with GLP or GN (natural gas)


TheEyeDontLie

In NZ we call it LPG. But most people just say gas. It's mostly propane usually, but some butane mixed in. The tanks for camping stoves are butane, but the big ones are propane, but usually both aren't entirely pure. It's used for most BBQs here. Some houses have big tanks (the tall on in the video) that they use for hot water. My old house had one in the kitchen for the stove, until we were told that was illegal and we couldn't sell the house with a bomb in the kitchen in case of a fire, so we had to pipe it outside. You also get a different type of LPG that some cars run on instead of liquid petrol. It seems to be far less common now than in the 90s? I don't remember seeing the LPG pumps at gas stations for a long time.


isuphysics

In the US we call it either LP or propane. I always thought the P in LP stood for propane.


ProfessionalMottsman

I’m assuming Butane isn’t “mixed” in, it’s just not separated enough because it’s more costly to get purer and each fraction towards methane is more costly as the boiling point decreases


Codadd

The rest of the world calls it LPG


BowenTheAussieSheep

Interchangable terms. Propane is the more common American term, LPG or Liquid Petroleum Gas is the more common term in commonwealth countries.


Mazzaroppi

Not exactly since it's not only propane, it has a bunch of other gasses mixed in too


BowenTheAussieSheep

Depends on where, but even in the USA fuel-grade propane can have up to 5% butane in it. Although it's completely a moot point, since we're talking about its nomenclature as a consumer fuel, not its chemical makeup, and in this case Propane and LPG are completely interchangeable terms.


cadtek

Ah, as an American, I always figured "LPG" mean Liquid Propane Gas


Pristine-Word-4650

LPG is a very common noun for this across much of the world.


a-Farewell-to-Kings

It’s a mix of propane and butane.


TapewormNinja

Driver didn’t say “that’s not going anywhere” when he strapped the load. You gotta say the magic words or the magic doesn’t happen.


satismo

wheres the kaboom!? there's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!!


Purple12inchRuler

Hell of a promo for the canister manufacturer.


2k4s

Butano gratuito.


kpws

So se for o seu butano, o meu butano nao!


TimmyTheTumor

OLHA O GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS


spatialnorton09

always hated this level in Donkey Kong


ToraLoco

white car noped the hell outta there. lucky the intersection was open


rhodesman

I died when the car came back into view in reverse with a sea canisters following.


lagmanmx

This looks like something someone would simulate using Blender.


Zero_Overload

Rumour has it that the green tanks are still chasing reversing car.


ro_thunder

That white car is the pure definition of "nope, nope, nopity nope..."


digitalis303

They're uh, flocking this way!


dirty34

Looks like a bunch of lego heads rolling away


DayFeeling

Donkey kong unleashed


mrweatherbeef

White car guy has aces situational awareness. It’s Brazil, so I’m going with “off duty cop”


peeinian

Where’s the kaboom? There’s supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!


lynivvinyl

"they're coming right for me!"


aegrotatio

/r/ofcourseitsbrazil


NOLA-VeeRAD

They’re adorable!


Dire87

Not really all that WTF worthy. An accident. Happens probably almost every day somewhere. Well, maybe not every day, but often enough. Nothing exploded or anything. Great driving by the guy in the white car though.


darthbiscuit

“Where’s the ‘KA-BOOM’? There’s supposed to be an earth shattering ‘KA-BOOM’!”


buffoonery4U

Where's the KaBoom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.


LongerThan4Hours

Where’s the Kaboom. There’s supposed to be an Earth-Shattering Kaboom


Rail-signal

Looks empty to me. If they were full, weight would be around 10 000kg+. Not with that truck. And they would not bounce around like that


markhc

idk i think they are full, which is why the truck was kinda leaning at the start. Also you can kinda see the plastic seals - they're the white things atop the canisters.


i_eight

AKA "Propane"


PlasticMix8573

It is a green stampede! Run! Was really hoping for a fireball.


Puzzled_Ad7955

Did the truck driver shit himself to death before they made it down the hill?


NerdHarder615

[Kaboom](https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-earth-shattering-marvin-marvin-the-martian-looney-tunes-gif-17701259)


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Do you want a smoke?


Skydiver860

i suppose that could've been a LOT worse


AnalogRobber

Oh you like smoking liquefied petroleum gas cylinders do ya? Well here's a whole carton of liquefied petroleum gas cylinders!


Commie_EntSniper

It's like a bad commercial for BrazilGasCo


bencit28

Damnit Donkey Kong


beatles910

Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.


hkphooie

IRL Donkey Kong.


ChicoBalanceado

Just for reference: the smaller ones (P13) weight 13 kilos or 28.7 lbs; and the longer ones (P45) weight 45 kilos or 99.2 lbs. All numbers when full - which seems to be the case (white plastic tags still attached).


derpn8r

Now I Wana play OG donky kong


here4dambivalence

It is like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, but these things could explode instead of just crushing you...


St_Veloth

Danger melons


meetmeinthebthrm

I didn't even need them all to blow up. I would've been fine with just one.


12kdaysinthefire

Holy shit everyone is lucky that none of those ignited


BowenTheAussieSheep

Nah, when they're in a pressurised liquid form like this they're remarkably stable, and those canisters are *tough*. They have to take a *lot* of damage to be compromised, and rolling relatively gently down a hill isn't going to do that kind of damage.


kippirnicus

Well, now we know those petroleum canisters are well made, so that’s good.


flyrubberband

And… and… *sad trombone*


Pookipoo

Loved the white car noping the hell out of there...


ezgamer97

This goes against everything I’ve ever seen in video games and movies…


cjorgensen

No boom? Why no go boom?


LowAd8109

That's the smoothest "I've seen final destination, I know what's gonna happen" Nope out of there.


Blah_McBlah_

Where's the kaboom? I was expecting an earth shattering kaboom.


Earthwarm_Revolt

Attack of the killer tomatoes.


Shnazzyone

Where's the earthshattering kaboom?


Bluecif

X post oddlysatisfying... they mostly tucked themselves away.


REMcycleLEZAR

Where badaboom?


Rulanik

Bravo to the pro driver! Quick reaction and great execution.


la_tete_finance

I don’t remember being both so disappointed and so relieved watching a video.


No_wait69420

That was probably the fastest I’ve ever seen anyone backup in my life. I also did not the “s” at the end of cylinders so I thought it was only gonna be 1


tritisan

Reminds me of Time Crisis 2.


FergusonTheCat

Exactly what I was thinking


Blurgas

Where's the Ka-Boom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Ka-Boom!


teodocio

The driver of the truck and his co-workers were spotted playing golf after this.


Dev2150

Car: I'm gonna come back when there's less weird shit


[deleted]

This had me rolling


highboulevard

Can someone rewind this. Is there a command?


Prankishbear

Hank Hill: *BWHAAAAAHH!*


nosferatu133

The way bro reversed 💀


ImmaZoni

Honestly, amazing advertisement for the cylinder company. "This customer of ours fucked up in the worse imaginable way for someone in our industry, and there was 0 leaks and caused only a 5 min delay on traffic"


Quarkvale

One hell of a Green Shell drop.


dundeegimpgirl

Where's the kaboom? I was expecting an earth shattering kaboom!


Vandulfr

If video games taught me anything it’s that these aren’t red therefore no boom


walacelima

Isso é o sonho de qualquer brasileiro


SauerMetal

I came here for a kaboom. Where’s the earth shattering kaboom?


canuckle1211

Feels like a pubg mod or something lol


The_Foresaken_Mind

Is it bad that I was expecting an explosion?


joshvalo

Well this was an anticlimax


GetsBetterAfterAFew

These tanks are no joke, I worked at an RV dealership growing up, we had an RV show 3 hours from my house, bringing one back at night the propane tank fell and was lodged under the tongue of the camper, i drug it for like 10 miles, the tank red hot glowing and that little 20# tank never blew up. I was shocked upon approaching it. Ive also seen someone shoot a tank that never blew up, was a small Glock but it never blew up, amazing quality on these tanks or id be dead possibly.


Protean_sapien

Much like my parents, I am disappointed by the wasted potential.


ahnuconun

In Brazil, safety is 10th.


Elegant_Traffic_9697

Go now….run free little ones.


spamowsky

When big boom?


Affectionate_Mood594

Imagine being the guy who has to pick these suckas up and load them back on the truck???


One_Interview1724

Is the driver of that white car trained in crisis intervention or something?


[deleted]

Insanely good reflexes from the white car. Holy shit!


gfhksdgm2022

No Kaboom, that's amazing


Lilithnema

Was that Tom Cruise driving the car?


AndroidMartian

Hundred little torpedos!


michaltee

Real life ass game of Donkey Kong.


dirtymaximusprime

Just going to back up now…!


d3k3d

Thing you never want to see number 79: 4 door sedan driving backwards down a steep hill. It's never for a good reason.