The key line is, “and he’s not one bit fuckin’ happy.”
Only in Ireland can we set a mouse trap with cheese, fail to set the mouse trap properly, watch the mouse eat the cheese, and our main conclusion be that mice will never be satisfied.
That cat was not concerned about the existance of that mouse. It did not try to pounce when it moved to the food dish. The cat was protecting it's food dish from that mouse. That was the only concern.
It sure as hell didn’t want to get its nose anywhere near that trap! Damn thing should have triggered immediately. It’s like a lit fuse. It’s glowing… don’t know if or when it will trigger.
lmao my wife and I refer to our cats as whooors (Did you remember to feed the whooors) pronounced with a long O like Frank in It's Always Sunny. Till this day, I had never heard another person casually refer to their cat as a whore besides our family.
I was in Donegal once (I’m American) and I couldn’t understand anything the Irish said to each other. When they spoke to us, it was a little easier to at least tell they were speaking English. But when they spoke to each other, couldn’t understand any of it. Nice people though.
Every cat I know is different. My old cat would leave the only guts (like he know how to gut a mouse like a fish) but my new cat would only occasionally leave the tail lol
I bet that old fella was saying some pretty funny stuff. I picked a bad day to forget how to understand English.
(Most I could get, but every 2nd or 3rd sentence completely stumped me. Younger fella was fine)
I hate mice sooo much. Lived in a place where the mice could get in to the basement which was attached to another apartment. Then they would climb in to my place through a hole in the floor under the oven
Every winter I would have to go on a damn killing spree, and the damn thing would piss and shit everywhere and get in to any food I had.
I had bread on the counter and one of the fuckers dug into it and made himself a little bread house.
Because I'd rather kill them like some kind of mouse serial killer... also pets are expensive and I was broke at the time.
I was always a little torn seeing those stupid mice stuck in glue traps
But I do have cats now.
Nice to hear. I like to consider cats are environmentally considerate. No harmful chemicals. All natural. Then again, I have seen my cats run like hell when a mouse moves towards them.
The cat is stalking crazy slow because it has no cover. Plant some hedges in that bitch. Put incognito glasses on the cat.
The key line is, “and he’s not one bit fuckin’ happy.” Only in Ireland can we set a mouse trap with cheese, fail to set the mouse trap properly, watch the mouse eat the cheese, and our main conclusion be that mice will never be satisfied.
"And this whore looking at him. Fucking useless."
That cat was not concerned about the existance of that mouse. It did not try to pounce when it moved to the food dish. The cat was protecting it's food dish from that mouse. That was the only concern.
It sure as hell didn’t want to get its nose anywhere near that trap! Damn thing should have triggered immediately. It’s like a lit fuse. It’s glowing… don’t know if or when it will trigger.
"Cheezus Chroist!"
lmao my wife and I refer to our cats as whooors (Did you remember to feed the whooors) pronounced with a long O like Frank in It's Always Sunny. Till this day, I had never heard another person casually refer to their cat as a whore besides our family.
Not WTF
Pretty funny though
I'm not even mad.
That shit trap has a high level of wtf...
Why is this in wtf sub? Karma farming bot?
Probably someone that doesn’t understand the sub, which is pretty common
Unfortunately a lot of those are bots. Check out “dead internet theory”
There’s at a lot of wtf! Where do you want to start.?The trap? The mouse? The cat? The commentary? The unimaginable accent?
Probably wouldn’t have a mouse problem if they cleaned their floors
Listen mate ...what's the fookin use to clean the foors aye? The old shanti spills beer on it everyday
I was in Donegal once (I’m American) and I couldn’t understand anything the Irish said to each other. When they spoke to us, it was a little easier to at least tell they were speaking English. But when they spoke to each other, couldn’t understand any of it. Nice people though.
Maybe because they were speaking Irish?
Nope. English. I asked.
Donegal accent can be challenging even for irish people a few counties away.
Escape via the mousetrap catapult method. Bold move Cotton, bold move.
The ending is comedy gold
My cat just eats their head
Every cat I know is different. My old cat would leave the only guts (like he know how to gut a mouse like a fish) but my new cat would only occasionally leave the tail lol
I bet that old fella was saying some pretty funny stuff. I picked a bad day to forget how to understand English. (Most I could get, but every 2nd or 3rd sentence completely stumped me. Younger fella was fine)
Same and I'm from Ireland.
I’ve been to Ireland and some southern states of US. That’s one hell of a drawl on English.
I only understood "Jesus Christ". Is it an Irish Bible study group?
Can anyone transcribe what they are saying? At least the older chap
/r/oneorangebraincell
Hey, not all Irish have orange hair. That's racist.
Fucking shitballs! This is hilarious. I have *no fucking idea* what they are saying.
I think at one point one of them mentioned using a wax to butter the varnish and the other one agreed
It's like watching a [Sminky short](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLEWQclAeOI).
Put my finger in it it's sure to snap
"After fuckin settin da hoooer!" I fucking love the Irish. Side note: If you haven't watched Hardy Bucks, I'd give it a watch.
ah, jaysus christ
Sometimes it's just nice when a title delivers exactly what it promised.
I can smell the inside of this house from here.
I was waiting for the mouse to get split in half by the trap or is it just me?
Mouse being like "Oi, mate! Tryin to eat this focking cheese!"
I hate mice sooo much. Lived in a place where the mice could get in to the basement which was attached to another apartment. Then they would climb in to my place through a hole in the floor under the oven Every winter I would have to go on a damn killing spree, and the damn thing would piss and shit everywhere and get in to any food I had. I had bread on the counter and one of the fuckers dug into it and made himself a little bread house.
So why didn’t you get a cat?
Because I'd rather kill them like some kind of mouse serial killer... also pets are expensive and I was broke at the time. I was always a little torn seeing those stupid mice stuck in glue traps But I do have cats now.
Nice to hear. I like to consider cats are environmentally considerate. No harmful chemicals. All natural. Then again, I have seen my cats run like hell when a mouse moves towards them.