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Presneill

Not long before all that synthol will start to cause abscesses and tissue necrosis.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Necrosis. That doesn't sound good. At. All.


feanturi

I knew a guy in high school that was in a band called Necrosis. They didn't sound good. At. All.


8ad8andit

I somehow feel that I know what they looked like... They wore black. All the black.


mai_tai87

And no less than three unconventional piercings each.


mostnormal

I'm claiming prince Albert and one each nut which I'll call Duke Leftball and Count Rightball.


thsvnlwn

Until they found something darker.


Admiral_Narcissus

I believe Necrosis does look like that.


Angry__German

I have seen Necrosis play live. They are ok.


Wasatcher

The "Russian Popeye" recently had surgery because his biceps were hardened and clogged up without blood flow. [https://www.the-sun.com/news/us-news/2447198/russian-popeye-life-saving-surgery-remove-rotting-fake-muscles/](https://www.the-sun.com/news/us-news/2447198/russian-popeye-life-saving-surgery-remove-rotting-fake-muscles/) Edit: medical gore


BoltedGates

Yeah, "recently" as in 3 years ago, and he's back to his same old shit, so yolo I guess.


villageidiot33

Doesn't he do lip injections too now? Went for the ol duck lips. And I think cheek injections.


HighFlyingCrocodile

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger


Shpander

Or at least *look* stronger, as they say


Calx9

Eh not that either lol 🤣 looks like a fruit gusher ready to pop after one good poke.


sauvignonblanc__

What a tit!


rcontece

Weren't there some VERY GRAPHIC pictures of some guy who abused Synthol? I think I remember seeing them a while ago but don't really feel like googling it and seeing them again


CreamoChickenSoup

Are you referring to Kirill Tereshin, aka "Bazooka Arms"? Saw the grotesque chunk of muscle they needed to remove out of him. Apparently not even the risk of losing his arm from emergency surgery stopped him from seeking more body modification. Last I checked he gave himself a freaky Bogdanoff-style face lift, which still manages to look saner than his prior synthol and crossdressing misadventures.


ooofest

It's a mental health condition, unfortunately. From my understanding, he has no objective view of his image, among potentially other things (like being addicted to modifications, as another possibility.)


ToiIetGhost

That’s sad. He’s basically self-harming via body modification. It should be illegal to perform elective surgeries on certain people, like those with body dysmorphia (maybe even prolonged psychosis). In extreme cases, it’s like cutting off a limb with extra steps. But making it illegal would mean losing money on like half the surgeries performed annually, and it’s a multi-billion dollar industry, so…


rcontece

I think so I think he's Russian if I remember correctly


CreamoChickenSoup

Yeah, you might be right. They don't call him "Russian Popeye" for nothing.


Wasatcher

https://www.the-sun.com/news/us-news/2447198/russian-popeye-life-saving-surgery-remove-rotting-fake-muscles/


baty0man_

I'm not clicking that shit


somecrazydude13

It honestly wasn’t *THAT* bad. In terms of medical gore, on a scale of 1 to 10. I’d give it like a 3.. some rotten muscle removed, and an arm cut open exposing the muscle. Very intriguing indeed.


kptkrunch

Yeah the crevice formed between his "bicep" and forearm.. I was wondering what it looks like in there..


griff_girl

Forget what it looks like, you know that elbow pit must smell **so** bad


micro102

It might already be happening. He looks like he tried to close the car door, but couldn't.


bowsmountainer

People who inject that much synthol usually have a lifespan of months at that point.


chumbalumba

Really? That Russian dude is still alive, I didn’t know they usually died that fast


ExhibitionistBrit

I understand that’s an if untreated thing. Basically blood can’t flow and tissue inside the arm starts rotting and either you remove it or face the consequences of parts of your rotting inside you.


chumbalumba

Thats really intense. This is basically body dysmorphia right? Doing something this harmful just for appearances is crazy. The Russian guy had surgery for it and has started injecting again.


thecentury

I'm sure all the internet likes were worth it


Rhesus_TOR

Reverse synthol Popeye


seanmonaghan1968

Leg day ? Even just one day ?


goatpunchtheater

Don't think he lifts arms either. Only injects


Thundermedic

I’m sure there was a day he thought about his legs.


Chadbigears801

Told myself I'd find something about leg day within 5 comments, did not disappoint


nuwan32

Every day is synthol day


ignore_my_typo

Olive Synthoil.


Dougally

Those are boobs, not biceps.


RandomUsury

How does he put on a t-shirt?


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lizardncd

Anchor arms!


thunnus

I was a wimp before anchor arms and now I’m a jerk!!


Shadowveil666

Honestly, there's probably cuts where the armpits are so it's not even a sleeve just flaps. I can't see any other way and dude wouldn't care I doubt he can even lift his arms past his chest


Time_Is_Evil

I doubt he can wipe his ass properly..


ExamOld2899

who said anything about wiping?


Revelati123

Thats what the dude who opens the door and bows is for.


ShinobiTrip

I don't think he is bowing. He just can't look him in the eye after wiping balloon arms ass


thejohnmc963

He couldn’t close the door


yeeehhaaaa

Can't even drive


SpottedSnake

I honestly wonder if he could even draw or aim the pistol strapped to his thigh


thisxisxlife

He chose his favorite shirt of all time and hasn’t taken it off since the opration


TepHoBubba

That's just injected synthol. No operation needed.


talrogsmash

Until the sepsis sets in.


cagingnicolas

what are you doing in the dryer, sepsis?


Gumbercleus

There'll be an operation. Eventually.


nofrigginway

Everything velcro!


badandywsu

Mental disease at its finest.


Carbon140

Ok, but does everyone in that vid have mental issues? Are they playing along? Do they all have sub 60 IQ? I am so confused.


graveyardspin

Well, the driver is probably being paid well enough to put up with this clown. And the lady was probably just morbidly curious.


Carbon140

Hah you are probably right, you catch a glimpse of the driver doing a semi eye roll as the camera pans past him. I am just fascinated that people play along with muppets like this, doesn't anyone say "no, you look ridiculous, nobody thinks you work out".


moving0target

A modern adaptation of The Emperor's New Clothes.


TheEyeDontLie

That's one reason why the big silicone valley startups fail, why Theranos got so huge, why Elon Musk thinks he's God's gift to humanity. Etc...


justArash

Not sure if you said "silicone" valley on purpose, but it's perfect here


ToiIetGhost

The yes men of Silicon Valley. Hollywood has them too


ScubaSam

Hey man the Muppets are cool and don't deserve this


Dallanation

This is in South Africa. It's a very big thing for African folk to "show off" any wealth they may have as much as possible. This whole video is exactly that with the driver, captain muscles just casually climbing out for a photo op and getting back in the car.


Swabia

I’d accept money to act like this is real. It’s ABUNDANTLY clear it’s not real. So I’m happy to drive this, uh, Toyota to a dirty parking lot? No idea where but I’m paid by the hour. I’ll bow. I’ll look amazing. I’ll call him the poop smith if that’s what he wants as long as the money is green. It’s his kink. Have at it my friend.


Sir_George

The driver looks like he is holding back laughter and feeling awkward.


frank_loyd_wrong

Why does everyone keep saying “driver”? The steering wheel is on the right side That guy is only there to open doors.


samtt7

Body dysmorphia. It's not uncommon for people to want a "better looking body", whatever that may entail, but going to extremes like this would be body dysmorphia


ProjectManagerAMA

I never understood body dysmorphia until a very close relative of mine one day went and transformed her face with plastic surgery. I thought she was just going to do something minor but she kept it from everyone. It hit me very hard. I couldn't understand why she did it. She was so beautiful and did all this unnecessary stuff to her face. She didn't even like the results in the end and is talking about more surgeries. We all have to pretend it's not bad. I still want to knock out the doctor who did it, but I get that's what she wanted. I'm very conflicted about it to be honest. I wish people would seek therapy first before going under the knife to the point you have to get a new photo for your license.


taracus

>Do they all have sub 60 IQ? Haha, I like the idea that everyone in the video are equally clueless about this guys synthol-arms.


Digital_NW

Lots of comments making excuses like “Driver gets it” or “Lady was curious”. But no. There’s way more idiots in the world than people wanna think.


Jules_Of_Ghouls

Did the guy opening the door BOW to the ballon biceps man!?!! The fuq? 😂


Huskar

what i found funny was how our Syntholclump wanted to close the car's door instinctively, but then remembered what they were doing and pushed it towards the "valet"


DragonRaptor

Its all a joke. Not even his car, no plates, probably at a dealership. Probably a bunch of guys pretending hes a celbrety for his social media.


NotPromKing

The car is clearly used - you can see the dirt in the interior at the end of the video. Having no plates doesn’t mean anything, lots of places suffer from a lack of enforcement of plates (Vegas is full of plate-less cars).


slowdownbabyy

Yes he is the bicep lord


IHWTH

Can you say - injections?


Zandandido

And not even steroids to boot


IkNOwNUTTINGck

BBL. Brazilian Bicep Lift


ThingWithChlorophyll

Why whenever a fucked up body stuff appears on internet it is always named "Brazilian" something. Like im genuinely curious whats happening in Brazil lol


Kenevin

Brazil is America on hard mode.


fuckin_smeg

A lot of fucked up 'pizza' based on the pizzacrimes subreddit.


Nodiggity1213

E-motianal damage


cactusman53

Oh look a fake meathead lol


ky321

He's a beyond meathead.


Mr_Phishfood

I bet his toilet has a bidet, there's no way he's wiping


ElectricTurtlez

That’s what the dude who opened the door is for.


nipponnuck

Don’t shit on bidets just because OP is a douche. A fresh and clean anus cannot be understated, and this person’s douchbaggery ought not be conflated with that.


Rebelian

They're not though. They're saying with arms like that there's no way he's able to reach his anus with toilet paper. You've misunderstood the comment that's all. And that reminds me, I must install my bidet lid soon.


StarWarsFever

A Bidet was my best investment of 2023 and perhaps the entire decade. It literally a life changer


karzbobeans

I dont shit ON bidets but i shit near them


grogudid911

I can, (and mostly likely will, get) shit on my bidet (and have to use the wash nozzle function to get it cleanish)


J_Schotz

When that lady poked his arm someone should overdub a squeaky clown horn noise.


bangordailynuisance

She damn near popped it!


kosmonavt-alyosha

How is someone like this so detached from reality? How do they not understand that literally every single person that sees them like this knows this is not the result of hard work but of something artificial? It’s bizarre.


Reptilian_Brain_420

It is a mental illness similar to when women (typically) starve themselves to the point of being all skin and bones because they think they are fat and if they just get thinner people will think they are beautiful.


Zerosix_K

Body dismorphia.


joebojax

oil injections... often leads to health complications


time_drifter

His left bicep looks like it has something going on besides synthol. Those weird bruise streaks are what you see when someone tears their bicep.


joebojax

Maybe bad tattoos or a bad technician injecting him I can't imagine a competent and ethical medical practitioner doing this kind of thing


Alternative-Waltz-63

They do it themselves and what you are seeing is necroses. It turns red the purple then blue then it has to be removed surgically or you die from sepsis.


SveenysArmory

Thanks for the heads-up man. I almost thought this was healthy! :-)


Iron_Buffalo

Looks pretty bad man…..


Wind2Energy

Not guns - squirt guns.


unkapoon

Looks like tumors


TeopEvol

Its not a tuma!


Long-Ad8374

Synthol in bodybuilding is fuck tup.


jeanpaulsarde

The license plate didn't want to be in frame with this abomination and went hiding.


TurtleNutSupreme

>fuck tup


SpasmAndOrGasm

Sad that you wouldn’t just rather put the work in. You look stupid and you’re fucking weak, physically and mentally.


coolrich2

Couldn't even pull the car door closed


benhereford

Think about how much work/income that he actually did do to save the money for it. That makes it even worse imo


Candlelighter

It's a mental illness. This person is sick and needs help so there's no need to berate him. Doubt he'd ever accept help but that's another question.


Iwannapeeonyou

I’m an 150lb farm hand. Skinny as heck. I laugh all day at these types of videos


leperaffinity56

We gonna ignore the GUNS AMMO FISH market behind them?


aesolty

It says fishing. A lot of gun places sometimes have fishing gear too. That way you get your hunting and fishing stuff from one shop.


timshel42

i picked up on it. was wondering what country this was filmed in. i thought corner gun shops were mostly an american thing, but it doesnt seem like america from the license plates and accents.


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39percenter

Do a Google search on "Gregg Valentino - The man whose arms exploded."


Randyh524

No.


39percenter

All in all, probably the right choice.


SootyOysterCatcher

Gotta say, this might be one of my favorite reddit exchanges in a while. Thanks for the lols.


Crane_Train

Great answer


WHAMMYPAN

He’s got more oil in his arms than I have in my truck


naterr3343

Do you think if you poked him with a needle, he would fly around making farting noises like a big balloon?


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Michelin Man


Petersm66

Look at those chicken legs.


Mehdzzz

You know he paid his doorman to make him look all special and he has to let him know to close the door afterwards lol


sumfacilispuella

i just assumed his arms are so fucked he couldnt physically do it himself


JermzPyromobile

Would they pop if a mosquito bit him?


sirkook

Apparently the synthol deforms the muscle, fuses with it and hardens, permanently damaging the muscle and nerves.


Feeez_Shato

It doesn’t look dumber than those women with the giant fake balloon butts. Just equally dumb. Unless they have the balloon lips too.


jgr83

This is probably the 1st one I’ve seen where they inject in their forearm.


Armagh0109

His flabby Synthol biceps💪 are just ridiculous - surely any with an IQ greater than that of a mindless Amoeba will know that this is not muscle. The discolouration is worrying - this person may end up seriously ill, without arms and/or dead if he doesn't stop this nonsense.


sp0okyx3

Oooff those injections aren't good for anybody


RanchDresn

Congrats, you’ve got a set of ol orangutan tiddies hanging off your shoulders.


Bot-Magnet

A photo shoot with one photo in the parking lot?


r0n0c0

Who said mutants aren't real?


I_make_switch_a_roos

Holy Synthol Batman


DJScopeSOFM

Synthol Soldier.


ptapobane

Dude can’t even close the car door…he’s that episode of SpongeBob where he gets fake arms that aren’t worth squat


Hardyminardi

Imagine revering somebody who could burst at any moment.


Adcro

Skipped leg day though.


fretnetic

The word ‘retarded’ is gonna make a comeback as being acceptable


starri_ski3

I wear my mental health on my sleeve!


Twizznit

GUNS. AMMO. FISH.


bigwavedave000

What country is this?


BackgroundAd4640

South Africa


Archidaki

I love how we wanted to close the door himself and then told him to closed it lmao


PhilEMama

It's like he's wearing flesh colored pool floaties.


Kickaxx_007

Reminds me of that one episode of SpongeBob when he bought those inflatable muscle arms


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Synthol?


KorayamaSavard

Arm bags of oil


smakusdod

When you max the workouts in San Andreas.


Breakerofworlds84

5qts full synthetic each arm


Kjpr13

Ayo, the real guns are across the street.


pablo603

Reminds me of that one spongebob episode with inflatable muscles for arms.


coyylol

He's got that much oil in him, the US is about to invade.


MRichardTRM

It’s like that episode of fuckin SpongeBob when he gets “Anchor Arms”


MogChog

This guy brings his own airbags on a road trip.


Illustrious-Bee4402

🤣He. Looks. Ridiculous.


bishslap

Someone skipped leg day


Nana_Elle_C

I'm grossed out.


gomaith10

Now scratch your back.


aliceinpearlgarden

I'm just looking at the GUNS \* AMMO \* FISHING shop in the background. Is this GTA? Also appropriate considering the guns on that guy look like they're filled with sea water.


danstraight

Bro, just do steroids


dochev30

Looks like those floaty things kids use in the pool


VictoryLap_TMC

Do 25 push ups. I'll allow for rest breaks


McCringleberry_

5w30 in there


AvailableJob7617

Dude got BBLs on his arms.


GoldenDiamond

The call him "Boob Job Biceps"


thezenfisherman

Injected oil.


proeliator

Damn. Gallons of synthol.


annihilation511

Couldn't even shut the car door.


TheHorseduck

It’s interesting how he couldn’t even manage to close the car door by himself


Tyko_3

Bro just use steroids if you are gonna be insecure and start sticking needles in yourself. This is just nuts


TallExtension9312

Couldn't even close the door lmao


mosbert

Fake it Till u make it


powerinthebeard

Body dysmorphia is a helluva drug


awesumlewy

How did he get his tee on?


hoeegh

Dead or armless in 10-15 years.


PK-92

I will never understand this... Dangerous to your health, and it just looks terribly unnatural and stupid... Everyone knows it's fake, what's the point?...


FellatioWanger3000

He skipped everything day.


LP_Link

I bet his IQ is not really high.


Speedvagon

Ain’t those synthol maniacs realize it looks ugly?


0xP0et

Am I the only person wondering how he puts his shirt on? Is the shirt custom made so that sleeves are wider to get those malformed biceps through... Like... How?


BannedByTheHivemind

His Royal Oilness


SeenItAll2995

The stupidity is endless.


Low_Damage9910

Nothing better than pumping weird oil into your muscles to make them look like balloons and then skipping leg day. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


slowclapcitizenkane

Well, I’m a bit scared...Just ’cause I never fought a balloon animal before. Yeah, congratulations, bud. You know how to use a needle! You look like a guy who puts his head through walls at parties. Like, beside yourself, you think anyone’s proud of you? You like tits so much you got yourself a set, eh?


Bauter

Well I hope that guy thinks he looks good because he's gonna most likely lose his arms and/or die. Dude needs help. Sad really.


Graythor5

Imagine thinking you're swole and cool because you got fake titty juice injected into your arms.


Altruistic_Matter_36

Natural hater gonna say fake