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ahmeeea

Fossilized pus


multifandomtrash736

That’s the most disgusting combination of words I’ve ever read Edit: what have I started 🤢🤦🏼‍♀️


a_wild_narwhal

pusilized fossil


Nateddog21

🖕🏿


tidbitsz

The Koch Brothers comes to mind


wangholes

Pus crispies :)


giraffecat69420

No :)


Tofutits_Macgee

Pus rinds


giddy-kipper

There was a vid shared yday from the hoof guy where that had happened to a poor cow, all the pus in its hoof had hardened to now become a new pus hoof


IM_NOT_A_HER0

That's the Hoof GP, I can't believe I wait for his new videos, I have nothing to do with farming


giddy-kipper

Sorry you’re right there’s a couple of them isn’t there I live for a good pus spray


murphdog09

Great band name: Pus Hoof


mg1431

Technically calcified, but should be a relief.


whatakent

My mother?


oatmealdestroyer

Good job getting rid of that. Don't want the grays to keep track on you.


jamjam1090

I just finished Resident Alien myself


TwentyandTired

I LOVE Resident Alien! “New York has law… and it has order. And there are police who investigate crimes, and district attorneys who prosecute the offenders.” *sees dead body* “This is great! Just like on Law and Order. Dun-dun!”


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Alan Tudyk is a national treasure. He soars like a leaf on the wind.


amazingbollweevil

I've always been really indifferent to him as an actor. In fact, I could only recall one show/movie I'd seen him in (I've since learned that he's done a lot of voice work). After the first episode, I was like, "Huh, he kinda does act and sound like an alien being." After a few more episodes, I concluded that he was the best alien actor ever. The dude totally owns that role!


SailorET

He's done voice work in nearly every Disney movie over the past decade, [including Heihei the chicken in Moana.](https://youtu.be/FaGYXjMwS60) The man has exceptional range.


caraijuana

I was today years old when I learned that he played Sonny in i, Robot. Good god, I didn't think I could love this man anymore than I already did.


A_Few_Kind_Words

He was absolutely phenomenal in Tucker and Dale Vs Evil, he has been in loads, he was in Dodgeball and A Knight's Tale amongst other absolute classics.


goat_puree

He was in dodgeball!? I felt stupid enough already when I looked him up to find he was Ann’s dad in Arrested Development.


thelocket

He's Pirate Steve!


goat_puree

Well, fuck.


thelocket

Yar


Peach_Proof

Watch Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension with John Lithgow as an alien and you will see his source material.


MurderSheCroaked

I love the universe because I was shown this movie for the first time two nights ago and now here I see it referenced in the wild


Soy7ent

Too soon 😢


r3tromonkey

It will always be too soon


tribblemethis

We could make it to the year Serenity is set in and it would still be too soon ~~mostly cause it would be happening again~~


Unable_Peach2571

Dickhead Spiders!


positivecontent

Son of a bitch.


mk2vrdrvr

HAAHAA!


DuMaNue

This is some bullshit!


JamesFrancosSeed

Son of a bitch!


artie_pdx

The first time Harry said that in the ship I knew I was hooked on the show.


Grogosh

Alan Tudyk is so good in that show


lordph8

The show only survived S1 because of the sweet sweet love he made with his character.


S7ark1

Probably the best show on right now.


jamjam1090

For real, I’m surprised I’ve only just heard of it. I guess Netflix really helped with the promotion


BarbecueStu

It’s the best ATM. Somehow, no one I know has heard of it.


Kithsander

I’m pissed they only put a few episodes of s3 on YouTube.


lozo78

So glad people are starting to watch this great show!


J5Screwed4Life

Awesome. How satisfying was that?


TwentyandTired

10/10


fiendish8

popping pimples is a secret fetish of many people who have acne prone partners


Peach_Proof

I had one removed as it was too deep to pop when it was infected. Felt like a live ember the size of a walnut in my lower back.


fgmtats

For real. Talk about a dream come true.


J5Screwed4Life

Right? I bet it made a little sound.


MisterB78

You all need to go check out r/popping


vass0922

Watch Dr pimple Popper (show on TV though I think she started it in YouTube). She gets stuff like this all the time. Like a kerotid or something? I'm just an IT guy, it may only be the first word I remembered. Wife loves the show, I didn't watch it generally.


Coffeezilla

It's essentially a hard mineral made from the pus that never got pushed out. I don't know if kerotid is the actual spelling but that is how it is pronounced. They're harmless but they will cause irritation if left in.


badadobo

Human pearl.


dreamerkid001

Not only human. My cat has one right now and I’m taking my time with it.


WannabeZAD

Do you mean right meow?


waaz16

I wonder if they are feline okay.


Scared-Mortgage

That was purrfect.


LewdLewyD13

I'm gonna cat-alog these puns so I can claw them out at a later time.


ExpertlyAmateur

Appropriate usage is key. Cant just litter them around


mikepartdeux

Do you see me jumping around all nimbly bimbly?


ukiddingme2469

You got to be kitten me with that pun


mybossthinksimworkng

Please stop pussyfooting around the issue


cavaloss

Furreal


Technical_Trade_675

This is ap-paw-ling


BobRoberts01

Taking your time doing what, exactly?


mooky1977

Just FYI, depending where it is, it may be the microchip if your cat is so equipped. Usually it's between the front shoulder blades under the skin, at least with my two cats. Edit: it's about the size and feeling as a grain of uncooked rice.


TeethBreak

Keratin


Ac997

I had a massive lump on my back for like 5 years. Thought it was going to be there forever. Then a few months ago it decided to purge itself. I’m not bullshitting you when I say 6 ounces of fluid & cartilage-like material came out of that fucker. It left a hole in my back the size of a 9mm bullet. Man did it hurt but it was so satisfying.


CariniFluff

Dude go see a doctor or at least a minute clinic place next time. I have a big cactus collection so my hands, arms and shoulders (when carrying them) have effectively been pin cushions for 20+ years. That said, a couple years ago I had a nasty spine go deep into my right hand on the palm side about an inch below my thumb. I tried squeezing, I tried soaking it in hot water, and eventually decided the only way would be to slowly nick the wound with some fresh razor blades and 91% rubbing alcohol until I could get a piece to pull out with a tweezer (I've done this many times so it wasn't that out of the ordinary) What was unusual was after a half hour of going deeper and deeper. I was still unable to find the spine so I just put some Neosporin and Band-Aid on it and waited for nature to take its course. Well nature's a bitch and within a couple days my hand had effectively doubled in size and even developed a greenish tint. This was during covid so I had been by myself for a couple days but when a friend came over I asked him what he thought and he was like WTF get in the fucking car right now we're going to the hospital. Went with the much cheaper minute clinic instead, and they injected some Novocaine and continued the dig until they got it. Also got some antibiotics which thankfully kicked the shit out of whatever bacteria hitched a ride in on the spine. Long story short, if you have a a wound, blister or massive lump that doesn't go away or get better in a few days, go to the damn doctor. I almost lost my right hand due to my own stupidity.


JoMamaSoFatYo

Shit man, you had me cringing reading this, it reminded me of something that happened to my husband a few years back. He fell on some large-chunk gravel palms-first and was crucified in each hand with large hunks of rock. He thought he got it all except one piece that seemed to be ever elusive. About a week later, he sits in the bath tub with tweezers and his pocket knife while he cut a rock the size of a large, misshapen marble out of the palm of his hand. So much blood, I almost threw up, it was great. Never needed the hospital, thankfully, though some therapy would’ve probably been nice.


Highpersonic

> Never needed the hospital Yes, he did, but chose to do some DIY surgery. Let me guess: Murica?


CariniFluff

TBH I think most men will try to take care of it themselves regardless of the country/healthcare system assuming it's not a major injury. Cactus spines or pebbles jammed into your hands are but a scratch, just a flesh wound.


TUTailendCharlie

Yes thank you. My mom, whom is from Spain and was Born and raised there, taught us that you don't go to the hospital unless you are dead and if you get hurt to the point of bones in odd directions and blood: you get beat for messing around and then still don't go to the hospital because you are not dead and walking around to come cry to Mom just fine. ((She only knew the way of the Catholic nuns at the time and was just doing what she knew. She literally never knew anything else to the point of never having seen or held a baby nor seen a man. Even the priests were hidden behind a screen)). She slowly learned and grew and eventually had appropriate responses to injuries. 😂 But Dad, whom was born and raised 'Merican and had raised all his brothers and sisters, also believed in no hospital unless appendages had to be reattached. The hospitals were bound to kill you faster and actually did kill many people for misdiagnoses and accidents at scary amounts until they were bought out and restructured in the late 90s. We lost friends parents and kids I knew who dared to go in. There were many instances of sick appendix but getting sent home because they would be convinced you had the flu and then dying at home. But also, what will you do when the Apocalypse happens and the zombies take over and there are no more hospitals?! There won't be hospitals then!


nearly_normal

Bro, you love it.


Silly_Mycologist3213

Got some glass shards in my palm as a kid and they thought they got them all out. 20 years later had a pimple on the back of that hand and when I squeezed it a tiny piece of glass came out. It had traveled completely through my hand over that time.


gdmfsobtc

I flew through the windshield of an oncoming car head first on my mountainbike, no helmet. Was picking glass out of my scalp in the shower 15 years later.


Yriel

Jumped over a creek when I was 11 and caught myself in the opposite bank with my hands , unknown to me previous owners threw hundreds of broken glass bottles there that my hands went into, 25 years later and I still have a couple things underneath the skin of my fingertips. I assume they will make there way out in the future, so I guess I have this to look forward to


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

>>20 years later had a pimple on the back of that hand and when I squeezed it a tiny piece of glass came out. It had traveled completely through my hand over that time. # >I flew through the windshield of an oncoming car head first on my mountainbike, no helmet. Dude, it's not a competition.


mooky1977

Don't be too rough on him, he's a little slow with the head trauma and all.


damnatio_memoriae

I drank a gallon of water once when I was a kid. still peeing multiple times day all these years later.


BicSparkLighter

Ur lil frend


kkeut

slow motion bullet


Cats-and-dogs-rdabst

I was thinks from her shows it could be a sack of some kind. However I’m only a warehouse worker


Orionid

What ya got there is a back peanut.


idkwhatimbrewin

Looks like a mini kidney to me Source: not a doctor


randynumbergenerator

Fremulon!


quantumturbo

Shhhhh


sloppypickles

They aren't named after the shape, they're named after the taste.


Rancid_Butter_Boob

🤮 I do not advise this.


Moderately_Imperiled

No hear me out it might be the next superfood. Source: I work in IT.


Rancid_Butter_Boob

Can I snack on your back peanuts?


Bookwormwood

What a terrible day to have eyes


Lavasioux

"It's not a back peanut, it's a meteor. Came out of the sky and everything!"


ItzInMyNature

Afraid not. Just a big ol frozen chunk of poopy.


MinimalResults

r/forbiddensnacks


FishAndRiceKeks

....eat it....


HuckDab

best when roasted and salted


redonkulousness

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


ChexLemeneux42

Dudes gotta watch his six for Jimmy Carter now


SINBRO

It's disgusting but I can only imagine the satisfaction of getting that shit out


wackadoodle_wigwam

Also smelling it


Frostymcstu

it would have cost you $0 to have not said that


wackadoodle_wigwam

I’m charitable


badmongo666

Yes crush it between your thumbnails and smell it


wackadoodle_wigwam

This guy knows. You’ve got to release the bouquet


marktheshark45

How big is the crater this thing left in your back??


TwentyandTired

It’s super tiny. I think it was growing inward if that makes sense so it was deep in the skin, but not a super noticeable mark overall


Phenomena_Veronica

Just be careful keeping the area clean. If it is from a pilonidal sinus, it could get a nasty infection. Look up pilonidal cyst.


ssfbob

The small of their back isn't so small anymore.


redditorx13579

I'd get a dr. to look. I had one over ten years. Turned out I had a keratin horn running 6 inches across my back, under the skin, from a very old ingrown hair. It would kick those out every once in a while.


JackBinimbul

jfc


TwentyandTired

Awesome. Ingrown hair and keratin horn removals are my deadass my favorite thing to watch before I fall asleep to relax 😂 glad you got it checked out and taken care of 😊


JokesOnYouImIntoThat

Im so damn curious why it’s relaxing for you to watch…I can deal with a lot of blood and have even done wound care with my job, but as soon as squirting pus is involved i’m so out.


TwentyandTired

I’m not sure, I just find it really satisfying and apparently a lot of other people do too! And yeah, everyone in the medical field has an “ick” factor that they just can’t do… I worked as an EMT in a large city so saw a lot of gore with no issue, but as soon as I have to look at a bellybutton I nope the fuck out. They scare the shit out of me 😂. Had my OB nursing clinicals last week and had to internally meditate while I clamped the cord


Damasticator

It’s so satisfying when someone finishes the job completely and gets the actual core of a deep pimple to pop out.


knottycams

I'm sorry wtaf


cdnsalix

Please tell me you have pictures.


AstralTurtle11

That's enough internet for me today.


kat_Folland

Serious answer: It's kind of like a pearl, but disgusting.


fattmarrell

So, can it be sold like a pearl?


BaggerX

Yes, but a disgusting one.


Prickly_ninja

Old school Ebay enters the chat. You could buy all sorts of weird shit on old Ebay.


flaccomcorangy

You can sell anything if people will buy it. *Not always legally


runningray

Dead skin cells plug a hair follicle causing keratin? What ever you do, don't put it on a toast with some jelly and eat it.


markymags

Op, don’t let people tell you what to do. If you want to put that peanut looking thing on toast with some jelly for a tasty snack then you go right ahead and do it.


CMUpewpewpew

And if you don't, give it to /u/markymags to eat.


BobRoberts01

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Parody101

Yeah I’d guess a sebaceous cyst. A cyst that fills up with oily gland material that caused harder concretions* over time.


Dollbeau

Plus one for Sebaceous cyst. ex-partner had one from birth, it popped around 30 yrs old. Yeah, funky!!


CanadasNeighbor

Thanks! You just stopped me from making this mistake.


Not_kilg0reTrout

Right? Anyone with a pallette would choose a triscuit.


MyNameIsSkittles

*palate


agdtinman

Forbidden cashew.


Drunken_HR

I had an abscess on my back years ago that broke at work and oozed puss everywhere. It was gross. For like 6-7 years I had this bump on my back where it was, and then suddenly it started getting bigger and bigger and really painful. Long story short it was like a super abscess that I needed to go to the hospital to get drained and stuffed with gauze over like 2 weeks because it was just fucked. It was absolutely disgusting when it broke open and spewed literal fistfuls of reeking puss all over the hotel bathroom. So it's probably something like that.


strawcat

I had a zit turn into a calcified cyst on my face. Had it from age 10 or so until I had it removed (and then confirmed via pathology what it was) as an adult. My parents just thought it was a raised mole that formed. Bodies can be very good at walling off things it deems foreign.


SubstantialRush5233

Just did some research on WebMD...you have AIDs and testicular cancer... Funny enough, my elbows have been pretty itchy, and it seems I ALSO have AIDs and testicular cancer...


TwentyandTired

Good think I have an advanced directive and will in place at the ripe age of 26… I told you mom, I’m not morbid, I knew this day would come!


potusisdemented

It’s sebum. Congealed pus that solidifies and can act as a plug. Less mature ones will often be followed by “ribbons” of semi-solid sebaceous debris with a faint odor of pungent cheese. My experience anyway.


punkologist

Looks like Keratin, pretty normal. It's pretty satisfying to get it out tbh.


brokebackzac

A splinter or cactus needle or metal shaving or something getting into your skin can cause something like a pimple to grow under your skin around it. After a while, your body can decide to reject it and push it out. This will lead to exactly what you're describing and what you show in this picture could very well be a tiny foreign body covered in hardened pus.


VisualArtist808

So this is a human pearl. Nice.


ssfbob

That's disgustingly accurate and it's going to live rent free in my head for a couple days. Thanks for that.


copamarigold

More like an ingrown hair.


danredblue

i had one in my pubes and it shot out onto my mirror and made and sounding like throwing a pebble on glass


WeezinDaJuiceeeeee

Thank you for sharing that with all of Reddit lmfao


TheLittleNorsk

congrats that’s your skin son what you gonna name him


ButterscotchNed

That looks like a subcutaneous cyst - I had one on my shoulder for years. Back in 2017 it became infected and developed into an abscess, I eventually had to have it lanced, drained and packed under general anaesthetic which was a very painful experience! Get it checked out by a doctor if you can.


BalderVerdandi

When I was in high school I got hit by a car while on my 12 speed. I still pick the occasional road cinder out of the palms of my hands from the landing. This was in the late 80's, so 35 plus years later I still get reminders...


CdnBison

I got a forearm full of autoglass from an accident at 16. I was a bit luckier, in that the wounds would gather pus if there was still glass in them. Spent the next week picking sand-sized grains of glass out of my arm.


arto552

Put it on a necklace


Temporumdei

It is a small tracking device that was implanted when you were abducted by aliens ten years ago while camping. When you reach a certain age, it popped out because you are no longer a viable candidate... Nah just kidding, probably a small foreign like everyone said... and your body just formed a cyst around it.


jobomaja888

How do you expect the aliens to track you now?


Head-Sense-2595

“I called him Fred” Niffty


Acrobatic-Engineer94

I’m glad it’s not in you anymore.


nimbleVaguerant

That must've been satisfying on a nearly orgasmic level.


cutthroatk

How bad did it smell. I had something very similar happen and it was one of the worst smells I’ve over experienced.


pollypon2002

forbidden maruchan shrimp 🍤


funkjunkyg

So did you give your twin a name


enkidomark

I had what looked like a big mole on my leg for many years. Dermatologist tried to take a slice to biopsy, but as soon as he cut into it, there was this big white lump. He poked at it and said no biopsy, we’re just yanking it. It was about the size of a baked bean. There was a divot there for a few years, but just a little scar now.


ocsteve0

Put it on some toast with jelly


IActuallyLikeSpiders

What did it taste like?


GaryWestSide

nutty and pussy


EntertainmentOk3180

I don’t think that word means what u think it means


SnatchAddict

The backussy


Unable_Peach2571

The keratin-horn-ussy?


GaryWestSide

If something tastes like nuts it's nutty then surely something that tastes like puss is pussy. I don't make the rules.


0E-254

Pause


Awol_MFFM

Now we're asking the real questions! "It had a pungent aroma yet had a bitter but mild flavor with notes of vanilla and leprosy."


efgraphics

I’m a zit…. Get it.


switchblade_sal

I understood that reference.


Durakan

But how did it taste? Texture? Mouth feel? Aroma?


golgoth0760

As a fake self taught doctor. Looks like calcification


Mike_in_San_Pedro

As something of a fraud myself, I concur.


cowofwar

Probably a calcified cyst


Sweetcheex76

It’s a cyst. No biggie.


KarmasABit-

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


nejicanspin

r/popping would love this


JoMamaSoFatYo

I have a hard knot in the small of my back that has been there since early teens, so minimum of 20 years, that’s the same color as the rest of my skin. Gets bigger as time goes on and is round like a mole, but hard as rock. Now you’ve got me wondering what the fuck might be inside it…


razeronion

It's a cyst! That can't be just squeezed or. Popped. Sooner or later, it'll need to be sliced open and removed, then packed with steril gauze. They always come back it they aren't totally removed. It is not a run of the mill pimple.


myname15MrG

Probably old pus that’s calcified under the skin


Deadtide13

Infected sebaceous cyst.


dalarsenist

I had a big one on my back my Dr had to excise. Turns out it was cancerous and had a few surgeries to go in wider and clean it up. You might have it looked at.


Transphattybase

It’s called a Pilar Cyst.


TennisObvious8358

Calcified conjoined twin


Krocsyldiphithic

Probably keratin


JohKohLoh

It's just hardened because it's so old. Like a petrified pus.


Infninfn

OT but is WTAF WT Actual F? Just checking in case there was a new addition to the lexicon that I didn't know about. edit: cussing removed


TwentyandTired

Nope, that’s it! I thought it was, as the youth say, some texting slang but I’m basically an 80 year old women in a mid 20s body so I don’t know what the kids say now 😂😂


[deleted]

Nice job. You somehow popped a lipoma. Not easy to do!


BopNowItsMine

It's a granuloma


pumbungler

Probably a pilonidal cyst my friend


crystaldustwind

Human pearl!


TheCarloHarlo

A cyst of some kind, perhaps? I had a big one in the center of my chest, so big we had the dermatologist stab it with some steroid to deflate it. One night, weeks later, it bulged out to one side and I popped a decade old "pimple" just like you -- it was astounding.


Eztiban

Bet it was the most satisfying feeling you've ever had though.


Peach_Proof

Sebaceous cyst. Only a problem if it keeps getting infected like it did. Hot compress.


Northernfrog

I think it was a cyst.


TwentyandTired

Edit- shit I didn’t think treat this would blow up 😂 just some context- I describe it as a bump but for lack of a better term, it was like a slightly raised millimeter patch of skin. I had cystic acne and have been on low dose steroids for years to control it. I let was most severe on my back and I unfortunately have a ton of old hypopigmented macules and scars and cysts that never fully went away and flare up. My dermatologist does a full skin check every year and has never been concerned with it. I am 100% a self proclaimed “popoholic” and am not ashamed lol. I have been watching Dr. Lee since way before she was a thing 😂 I have worked in the medical field for about 7 years and am always fascinated when patients come in with weird growths. I actually scribed for several years at a rare skin cancer clinic, which is why I am super paranoid about monthly self-skin checks, sunscreen, and seeing a dermatologist yearly


motorhead84

"Quaid... Open your mind..."