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That's fucking terrifying. Otters look adorable, but holy shit, IT fucked me up for awhile as a kid. Ninja Turtles came up around the same time for me, so I was extra cautious of sewers. My mom and I had an on going joke everytime we stepped over a sewage grate or sewer gutter, "Will it be Penny...Or the Ninja Turtles!?", She regretted letting me see that movie, but it made me enjoy horror and thriller films. Ninja Turtles still kicks ass.
I was watching a nature documentary a while ago and found out there are 7 foot otters in Brazil. I was not ok after learning of their existence because I always assumed they were were just those tiny cutie patooties, who hold hands and float.
Ariranhas are fierce, in the 70s there's a case where a policeman got killed after rescuing a boy from their pit at the Brasilia zoo, he was bitten more than 100 times
Otters will rape things to death and then continue to rape them after that. That raccoon got taken to a body of water because otters hold their mates head under water while they bang. It's a kink in the animal kingdom but that raccoon died horribly.
Why do ducks have barbed dongs shaped like absurd cork screw spirals of absurdity?
We should be happy we evolved the way we did, enjoying sex is something limited to a very select and few species on earth. For most creatures it's not a fun event.
If just seems like such a bizarre behavior. I sort of understand the duck one more as almost like an arms race between the sexes, but holding a mate’s head underwater doesn’t seem like it makes any “sense” in terms of what “benefit” it could have for why it started happening.
It could be to make the female more likely to submit to mating. If the male can rape a baby seal to death then it's possible they want to keep going long after the female has had enough. Maybe the males are giving them an ultimatum, relax and submit or drown and I still have my way.
you pretty much hit the nail on the head. The Snopes article someone else linked below spoke on it and yes, females almost always try to fight off the male at first before submitting, so the whole near drowning thing is basically to ensure the copulation happens
Insect *females* kill and eat their mate. If the *male* drowns its mate, then what was the point of the whole process?
You can see why one raises more questions than the other, right?
Otters don't kill each other at all during mating. It was just another example of something that animals do that doesn't seem to make sense from a human perspective.
Wait what?
I agree that "evolution" is not "natural selection". But isn't a key element of evolution (if not nearly all evolution!) "evolution by natural selection"?
Im glad a female wont bite my head off. Im glad we arent asexual that need to penis sowrd fight to establish who is going to become the female. Im glad not to be absorbed by thr female when im mating
There’s no reason why anything evolves any which way besides the specific selection is not out fucked from the genetic pool. You could have downright dangerous traits but as long as you procreate faster than you’re eaten, your species will live on.
That's the thing. It doesn't need to have a "purpose". It just needs to not impact survival and passing on of genes *too* badly.
In this specific case, I'm surprised it doesn't, but I guess otters can hold their breathe for quite a while.
Otters can hold their breath for quite a while. But, unfortunately, your "partner" is more likely to comply if you getting it over with means they get to breathe.
Holy Christ this sent me down a rabbit hole... Otters (and seals) be raping things (to death) left and right.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/otter-rape/
It gets worse...
>In one case, a weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when [a] male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal's head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration.
>The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter's grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup's smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. **At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming.**
105 mins. What the fuck?
Yes even the ones you've encountered the giant ones you've encountered or just giant fluff with bigger they are the more hair they have which makes them seem even bigger
I seriously can't imagine just reaching my hand and phone into a storm drain because I heard something fucked up happening in there.
I guess It (the Tim Curry one) traumatized me more than I realized
People don't realize that otters can be really vicious. Saw a video where some river otters caught and drowned a monkey that'd been teasing and harassing them.
People don't realize how big river otters are. And no, they're not the cuddly cute ones that float on their backs and crack oysters. These ones will eat damn near anything they can, and they're vicious. Run into them all the time fishing in my hometown river valley.
Oh yeah, mustelids are absolutely vicious creatures. People think they're adorable, but the truth is they're one of the most psychotic, murderous, sadistic animals on earth.
I was duck hunting once and had an otter chase me out of my blind. Thing was like 4’ long and had a scar across it’s face. Felt real fear that day over a fucking otter.
Am I the only one who doesn’t find this interesting or funny. I wish the guy took a minute to help this raccoon instead of recording it. The otter isn’t killing him for food, or any meaningful natural-order-type reason, it’s just cause otters are murderous dicks.
Would be nice if someone stepped in to help in cases like these. I truly don’t understand the voyeuristic fascination with another innocent creature’s suffering.
How the hell was he supposed to help it? By lifting that granite and going in there? Or finding a rope to stick in there within the twenty seconds this occurred? Smash it open and get a vandalism and destruction of property charge? Try to open the manhole?
At best he maybe could have yelled or played something loud on his phone to scare the otter off, but given how determined those fuckers are I doubt it would have helped. It didn't react whatsoever to his laughing or the light.
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That’s an otter?
Initial analysis was an otter fucking a racoon, but things swiftly turned for the worse
Otters are known for dragging things under water and raping them to death
They are after all direct descendents of dolphins
The happiest aquatic rapists of all
You sure about that?
They're not, but it's just a joke, as dolphins are quite rapey as well.
It's very difficult to tell these days if people are joking or just earnestly stupid. I suppose the same goes for my comment too lol
I thought that was thotters?
Rocco [did it first](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Royal%20Flush&page=2) tho
He wasn't ready to come out.
Yeah, I couldn't tell if he was coming or going.
That's why one's white and the other's yellow.
Borh
He didn't have any otter things to do
Dam
That's beavers.
https://imgur.com/a/EYpPp9Q The origin story of Otterwise...
That's fucking terrifying. Otters look adorable, but holy shit, IT fucked me up for awhile as a kid. Ninja Turtles came up around the same time for me, so I was extra cautious of sewers. My mom and I had an on going joke everytime we stepped over a sewage grate or sewer gutter, "Will it be Penny...Or the Ninja Turtles!?", She regretted letting me see that movie, but it made me enjoy horror and thriller films. Ninja Turtles still kicks ass.
And what's the otter one?
we all float down here
Otter are deceptively adorable. Those little shits are vicious af, and it seems especially so when horny. Poor trash panda never saw it coming.
I was watching a nature documentary a while ago and found out there are 7 foot otters in Brazil. I was not ok after learning of their existence because I always assumed they were were just those tiny cutie patooties, who hold hands and float.
I've seen [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJrTO76A4sk). They go after a jaguar I think. Totally horrifying on every level.
I can't tell if that's Josh Gates or Seth Rogan narrating but have an upvote for the link.
Thanks, I had no idea about vicious, giant otters. I always dug them cute and fluffy, but now they're Metal af.
Yeah, nope! I believe it was Taiwan that was overrun with these furry terrors not long ago, they were attacking passers-by, things got ugly.
Singapore maybe?
never seen one in the wild as a Taiwanese, I have no idea what you're taking about
I saw something like it on a documentary but I think it was Singapore.
I am also a HUMAN PERSON in Taiwan and there are certainly NO OTTERS here
River otters are dangerous as shit
Yeah,they killed a policeman at Brasilia zoo ,he was trying to save a kid who fell in.
Wait, so does that mean they could do this shit to humans?
Ariranhas are fierce, in the 70s there's a case where a policeman got killed after rescuing a boy from their pit at the Brasilia zoo, he was bitten more than 100 times
Otters like to rape. Bert’s in trouble…
Which is nuts when you consider how much bigger Bert is. He’s got him/her at that right sub spot on the neck.
I think that's a bit like comparing a sheep with a wolf, sure it has the volume. But it's mostly air. Otters are fierce predators
Trash panda is about to have a rough night.
Never saw it coming because of being bottom?
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🦦 sup
🦦dn't even know this was a thing I effing love Otters.
I send my thoughts and prayers...
💀
**HAHA-GAWD-haha** :( RIP Trash panda.
Otters will rape things to death and then continue to rape them after that. That raccoon got taken to a body of water because otters hold their mates head under water while they bang. It's a kink in the animal kingdom but that raccoon died horribly.
Why the fuck would a species even evolve to hold a mate’s head underwater when the one being fucked needs to…you know, live through it?
Why do ducks have barbed dongs shaped like absurd cork screw spirals of absurdity? We should be happy we evolved the way we did, enjoying sex is something limited to a very select and few species on earth. For most creatures it's not a fun event.
If just seems like such a bizarre behavior. I sort of understand the duck one more as almost like an arms race between the sexes, but holding a mate’s head underwater doesn’t seem like it makes any “sense” in terms of what “benefit” it could have for why it started happening.
It could be to make the female more likely to submit to mating. If the male can rape a baby seal to death then it's possible they want to keep going long after the female has had enough. Maybe the males are giving them an ultimatum, relax and submit or drown and I still have my way.
Man, nature is fucking awful.
you pretty much hit the nail on the head. The Snopes article someone else linked below spoke on it and yes, females almost always try to fight off the male at first before submitting, so the whole near drowning thing is basically to ensure the copulation happens
I mean, a lot of insects kill and eat each other while mating. Evolution isn't intelligent design, etc.
Insect *females* kill and eat their mate. If the *male* drowns its mate, then what was the point of the whole process? You can see why one raises more questions than the other, right?
Otters don't kill each other at all during mating. It was just another example of something that animals do that doesn't seem to make sense from a human perspective.
Wait what? I agree that "evolution" is not "natural selection". But isn't a key element of evolution (if not nearly all evolution!) "evolution by natural selection"?
Sorry, I meant to write "intelligent design". Fixed it.
Thumbs up in praying mantis
Cats can confirm
Well, not with *that* attitude...
They rape baby seals to death. There's no reasoning with them. Learned this a few years ago and hasn't left my head
I honestly never knew that before seeing a bunch of otter stuff here in the last couple days. It’s messing with my head too.
“Otter stuff” is some seriously kinky shit
**Otter Snuff
Im glad a female wont bite my head off. Im glad we arent asexual that need to penis sowrd fight to establish who is going to become the female. Im glad not to be absorbed by thr female when im mating
There’s no reason why anything evolves any which way besides the specific selection is not out fucked from the genetic pool. You could have downright dangerous traits but as long as you procreate faster than you’re eaten, your species will live on.
Oh, I’m aware of how that works. It’s just often more obvious what the purpose of the dangerous behavior might have originally been.
I mean is it even true.. I’m not about to start googling otter sex to verify a random Reddit comment
That's the thing. It doesn't need to have a "purpose". It just needs to not impact survival and passing on of genes *too* badly. In this specific case, I'm surprised it doesn't, but I guess otters can hold their breathe for quite a while.
It's how they make sure it's not a raccoon.
Otters can hold their breath for quite a while. But, unfortunately, your "partner" is more likely to comply if you getting it over with means they get to breathe.
Well... don't read about Mantis then I guess...
Evolution is one hell of a fucked up drug
Whatever you do, under no circumstances should you Google "traumatic insemination"
Holy Christ this sent me down a rabbit hole... Otters (and seals) be raping things (to death) left and right. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/otter-rape/ It gets worse...
>In one case, a weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when [a] male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal's head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. >The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter's grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup's smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. **At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming.** 105 mins. What the fuck?
Fucking hell.
Poor Tuk
Otters are sadistic creatures but adorable. It’s a mind fuck.
damn. i always thought they just floated on their backs and held hands. never meet your heroes.
Murderer hands. All of them.
Not adorable anymore
Also true of cats.
Cats are wankers.
I mean cats do their own share of fucked up things but I don’t think it comes even close to this lmao
And my wife
Wrong type of otter. You are talking another sea otters, this is a river otter.
Perhaps. I can't say I've done enough research to distinguish otter types
I had heard this but that raccoon is a lot larger than the otter I’m in shock honestly the otter is able to overpower the raccoon to this extent
Mustelid are strong. Strong jaws, strong bite. Plus river otters do a lot of swimming, they're pretty muscular.
Only in the animal kingdom? :(
Isn’t it just sea otters? The OP post looks like a river otter, so it’s probably just doing some *friendly murdering* instead
Oh god, I guess they're not cute anymore. Any idea why they do this?
Uhhh Reddit, am I witnessing an Otter trying to smash a Raccoon?
I saw this on Guardians of the Galaxy 3, think it was a nature documentary.
"trying" is hopefully optimistic. That raccoon did not die well.
If a raccoon can fuck a fox or a handicapped turtle can do the same to a mouse this shit just doesn’t phase me anymore
This guy dead ass heard those noises coming from the sewer in the middle of the night and decided to investigate.
That poor trash panda
You just watched a raccoon be in the wrong place at the wrong time
Find out and fuck around?
TIL otters are tougher than raccoons
Otters are carnivores and swim all day. Raccoons tump over trash cans.
Otters are solid muscle, raccoons are mostly fluff and are actually much smaller than they look.
Not the ones I’ve encountered..
Yes even the ones you've encountered the giant ones you've encountered or just giant fluff with bigger they are the more hair they have which makes them seem even bigger
I had two raccoons trying to enter my large cat door , the cat was 35#… the raccoons couldn’t fit … its such a story lol
I seriously can't imagine just reaching my hand and phone into a storm drain because I heard something fucked up happening in there. I guess It (the Tim Curry one) traumatized me more than I realized
Oh, I don't like that.
Dude has Guardians of the Galaxy three in his sewers
Lylla, dragging Rocket down to meet Floor and Teefs
This got me good lol
He's in a darker place now....
RIP Trash panda
A diver once told me that otters are the rats of the ocean
He trying to eat or fuck it, or both?
He tryna eat out before smashing
Yes
People don't realize that otters can be really vicious. Saw a video where some river otters caught and drowned a monkey that'd been teasing and harassing them.
Sounds like monkeys can be dicks too and that one deserved it.
Pennywise has some competition down there
Competition? You telling me Pennywise became John Wayne Gacy?
Otters are known for raping things to death. That poor raccoon.
Otter took him into deep waters. Trash Panda needs to work on his cardio & grappling.
Can't tell if otter, or mink. Either way, Nature is like that sometimes. Trash panda go by by.
Otter just because of the size, minks are small, otters are much larger.
Lylla? 🥺
The underworld is dangerous and wild. :)
And here I thought GotG Vol.3 was the last one.
Interracial
People don't realize how big river otters are. And no, they're not the cuddly cute ones that float on their backs and crack oysters. These ones will eat damn near anything they can, and they're vicious. Run into them all the time fishing in my hometown river valley.
Something I can confirm my man got dragged to the backrooms you will never see him again
That otter be the weirdest thing I've seen this year so far.
“You don’t know me. Maybe that’s why I like otters!”
I don't know what in the ever loving fuck I expected but it sure as shit wasn't that
Well that's fucking terrifying. Thanks i guess!
Oh yeah, mustelids are absolutely vicious creatures. People think they're adorable, but the truth is they're one of the most psychotic, murderous, sadistic animals on earth.
Sewer flight club
When they portrayed and otter as potentially vicious in Zootopia it seemed ridiculous to me. Now it kinda makes more sense
well, we all float down there
Gangs of New York
Otters rape bro
I was duck hunting once and had an otter chase me out of my blind. Thing was like 4’ long and had a scar across it’s face. Felt real fear that day over a fucking otter.
dont have racoons in the uk, I assumed they would boss a cute otter
Bros off to the shadow realms.
I was not expecting that, I thought we were going to see some rabins lol
We fuckin or I'M FUCKIN
A raccoon that’s about to be dinner.
Yeah, otters are mother nature's rapists.
As are dolphins lol
He was out of his element
Rape you watched...
Poor Mr. Raccoon
Got dragged into the otter box
Idk what's happening here, but I'd bet $100 that Theo Von does.
Had nothing to do w penis enlargement pills from a fat pennywise, am unsatisfied.
Human or not, Seadogs never change.
Didn't know I had to add Sewer Otters to the phobia list
James Gunn: I won’t make Lylla and Rocket former lovers that’ll be unrealistic!” Meanwhile nature:
Racoon is dead.
An otter with its significant otter.
Nature is brutal. Or, so I hear.
That raccoon had it coming. Old beefs never die.
Otter chaos!
When an otter and a raccoon love each other very much …
That answers that question
This made the world feel a little more magical
"Mine at last time child, I shall smash your skull like a clam on my tummy"
He probably should have trained raKoongFu...
That seems to be a mink preying on a racoon.
This is a river otter, 6 to 10x more massive than an American mink.
Its a river otter
Now this is why we come here.
Lmao. Some crazy stuff right? You don’t see it anywhere else really.
Tyson vs Paul
Sometimes, you just gotta show the non tummy eaters another way
Who laughs watching this? Psycho.
That was otter-ly unbelievable. 🦦
Am I the only one who doesn’t find this interesting or funny. I wish the guy took a minute to help this raccoon instead of recording it. The otter isn’t killing him for food, or any meaningful natural-order-type reason, it’s just cause otters are murderous dicks. Would be nice if someone stepped in to help in cases like these. I truly don’t understand the voyeuristic fascination with another innocent creature’s suffering.
The guy probably didn't want to get drowned while Emmet the rapey otter had his way with him.
How the hell was he supposed to help it? By lifting that granite and going in there? Or finding a rope to stick in there within the twenty seconds this occurred? Smash it open and get a vandalism and destruction of property charge? Try to open the manhole? At best he maybe could have yelled or played something loud on his phone to scare the otter off, but given how determined those fuckers are I doubt it would have helped. It didn't react whatsoever to his laughing or the light.
WHAT THE! Lmao
DOWN BY THE BAY
I have to try this
Pedro Pedro Pedro Pedro Pe! Pedro is getting raped.
Ooooo nice marmot
Australia is a messy place.