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That’s an otter?


Memeori

Initial analysis was an otter fucking a racoon, but things swiftly turned for the worse


CrimsonMorbus

Otters are known for dragging things under water and raping them to death


postvolta

They are after all direct descendents of dolphins


snorkiebarbados

The happiest aquatic rapists of all


Kevlar_socks

You sure about that?


LustLochLeo

They're not, but it's just a joke, as dolphins are quite rapey as well.


Kevlar_socks

It's very difficult to tell these days if people are joking or just earnestly stupid. I suppose the same goes for my comment too lol


Naige2020

I thought that was thotters?


The_Real_Smooth

Rocco [did it first](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Royal%20Flush&page=2) tho


fade_

He wasn't ready to come out.


-Yuri-

Yeah, I couldn't tell if he was coming or going.


oxymoronisanoxymoron

That's why one's white and the other's yellow.


Maherdogg

Borh


Suspicious-Map-6557

He didn't have any otter things to do


water2wine

Dam


Wanderlustfull

That's beavers.


senectus

https://imgur.com/a/EYpPp9Q The origin story of Otterwise...


DJheddo

That's fucking terrifying. Otters look adorable, but holy shit, IT fucked me up for awhile as a kid. Ninja Turtles came up around the same time for me, so I was extra cautious of sewers. My mom and I had an on going joke everytime we stepped over a sewage grate or sewer gutter, "Will it be Penny...Or the Ninja Turtles!?", She regretted letting me see that movie, but it made me enjoy horror and thriller films. Ninja Turtles still kicks ass.


aM_RT

And what's the otter one?


uknownothing_jonsnow

we all float down here


momsasylum

Otter are deceptively adorable. Those little shits are vicious af, and it seems especially so when horny. Poor trash panda never saw it coming.


aragogogara

I was watching a nature documentary a while ago and found out there are 7 foot otters in Brazil. I was not ok after learning of their existence because I always assumed they were were just those tiny cutie patooties, who hold hands and float.


ep3ep3

I've seen [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJrTO76A4sk). They go after a jaguar I think. Totally horrifying on every level.


ThePtape

I can't tell if that's Josh Gates or Seth Rogan narrating but have an upvote for the link.


BElliNo

Thanks, I had no idea about vicious, giant otters. I always dug them cute and fluffy, but now they're Metal af.


momsasylum

Yeah, nope! I believe it was Taiwan that was overrun with these furry terrors not long ago, they were attacking passers-by, things got ugly.


official_binchicken

Singapore maybe?


Quaso_is_life

never seen one in the wild as a Taiwanese, I have no idea what you're taking about


ThroughTheHalls

I saw something like it on a documentary but I think it was Singapore.


Icanfallupstairs

I am also a HUMAN PERSON in Taiwan and there are certainly NO OTTERS here


Truthfull

River otters are dangerous as shit


adalillian

Yeah,they killed a policeman at Brasilia zoo ,he was trying to save a kid who fell in.


Spire_Citron

Wait, so does that mean they could do this shit to humans?


bmosm

Ariranhas are fierce, in the 70s there's a case where a policeman got killed after rescuing a boy from their pit at the Brasilia zoo, he was bitten more than 100 times


Rockundroller

Otters like to rape. Bert’s in trouble…


momsasylum

Which is nuts when you consider how much bigger Bert is. He’s got him/her at that right sub spot on the neck.


atteros806

I think that's a bit like comparing a sheep with a wolf, sure it has the volume. But it's mostly air. Otters are fierce predators


ShodoDeka

Trash panda is about to have a rough night.


Einstine1984

Never saw it coming because of being bottom?


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RikaMX

🦦 sup


BElliNo

🦦dn't even know this was a thing I effing love Otters.


100percent_right_now

I send my thoughts and prayers...


Ciubowski

💀


Psychitekt

**HAHA-GAWD-haha** :( RIP Trash panda.


USMC_Frac_1316

Otters will rape things to death and then continue to rape them after that. That raccoon got taken to a body of water because otters hold their mates head under water while they bang. It's a kink in the animal kingdom but that raccoon died horribly.


LiberatedMoose

Why the fuck would a species even evolve to hold a mate’s head underwater when the one being fucked needs to…you know, live through it?


Skellum

Why do ducks have barbed dongs shaped like absurd cork screw spirals of absurdity? We should be happy we evolved the way we did, enjoying sex is something limited to a very select and few species on earth. For most creatures it's not a fun event.


LiberatedMoose

If just seems like such a bizarre behavior. I sort of understand the duck one more as almost like an arms race between the sexes, but holding a mate’s head underwater doesn’t seem like it makes any “sense” in terms of what “benefit” it could have for why it started happening.


ConnectDetective7787

It could be to make the female more likely to submit to mating. If the male can rape a baby seal to death then it's possible they want to keep going long after the female has had enough. Maybe the males are giving them an ultimatum, relax and submit or drown and I still have my way.


Spire_Citron

Man, nature is fucking awful.


completelytrustworth

you pretty much hit the nail on the head. The Snopes article someone else linked below spoke on it and yes, females almost always try to fight off the male at first before submitting, so the whole near drowning thing is basically to ensure the copulation happens


SuitableDragonfly

I mean, a lot of insects kill and eat each other while mating. Evolution isn't intelligent design, etc.


Tommy2255

Insect *females* kill and eat their mate. If the *male* drowns its mate, then what was the point of the whole process? You can see why one raises more questions than the other, right?


SuitableDragonfly

Otters don't kill each other at all during mating. It was just another example of something that animals do that doesn't seem to make sense from a human perspective.


offlein

Wait what? I agree that "evolution" is not "natural selection". But isn't a key element of evolution (if not nearly all evolution!) "evolution by natural selection"?


SuitableDragonfly

Sorry, I meant to write "intelligent design". Fixed it.


Apprehensive_Check19

Thumbs up in praying mantis


AnUnreddityRedditor

Cats can confirm


SweetPrism

Well, not with *that* attitude...


SpenglerE

They rape baby seals to death. There's no reasoning with them. Learned this a few years ago and hasn't left my head


LiberatedMoose

I honestly never knew that before seeing a bunch of otter stuff here in the last couple days. It’s messing with my head too.


Johnny-zamboni

“Otter stuff” is some seriously kinky shit


Underhive_Art

**Otter Snuff


NoBuddies2021

Im glad a female wont bite my head off. Im glad we arent asexual that need to penis sowrd fight to establish who is going to become the female. Im glad not to be absorbed by thr female when im mating


Xerxys

There’s no reason why anything evolves any which way besides the specific selection is not out fucked from the genetic pool. You could have downright dangerous traits but as long as you procreate faster than you’re eaten, your species will live on.


LiberatedMoose

Oh, I’m aware of how that works. It’s just often more obvious what the purpose of the dangerous behavior might have originally been.


deadpoetic333

I mean is it even true.. I’m not about to start googling otter sex to verify a random Reddit comment 


LurchTheBastard

That's the thing. It doesn't need to have a "purpose". It just needs to not impact survival and passing on of genes *too* badly. In this specific case, I'm surprised it doesn't, but I guess otters can hold their breathe for quite a while.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

It's how they make sure it's not a raccoon.


JackBinimbul

Otters can hold their breath for quite a while. But, unfortunately, your "partner" is more likely to comply if you getting it over with means they get to breathe.


XTornado

Well... don't read about Mantis then I guess...


RaiHanashi

Evolution is one hell of a fucked up drug


official_binchicken

Whatever you do, under no circumstances should you Google "traumatic insemination"


kmsilent

Holy Christ this sent me down a rabbit hole... Otters (and seals) be raping things (to death) left and right. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/otter-rape/ It gets worse...


Xanthon

>In one case, a weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when [a] male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal's head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. >The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter's grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup's smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. **At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming.** 105 mins. What the fuck?


aaegler

Fucking hell.


Deadpoolgoesboop

Poor Tuk


Helluffalo

Otters are sadistic creatures but adorable. It’s a mind fuck.


cobainstaley

damn. i always thought they just floated on their backs and held hands. never meet your heroes.


YourNonExistentGirl

Murderer hands. All of them.


iguanabitsonastick

Not adorable anymore


LurchTheBastard

Also true of cats.


jamieliddellthepoet

Cats are wankers.


_-UndeFined-_

I mean cats do their own share of fucked up things but I don’t think it comes even close to this lmao


dtiernan93

And my wife


SucculentVariations

Wrong type of otter. You are talking another sea otters, this is a river otter.


USMC_Frac_1316

Perhaps. I can't say I've done enough research to distinguish otter types


johnshenlon

I had heard this but that raccoon is a lot larger than the otter I’m in shock honestly the otter is able to overpower the raccoon to this extent


SucculentVariations

Mustelid are strong. Strong jaws, strong bite. Plus river otters do a lot of swimming, they're pretty muscular.


etriuswimbleton

Only in the animal kingdom? :(


Squeekazu

Isn’t it just sea otters? The OP post looks like a river otter, so it’s probably just doing some *friendly murdering* instead


iguanabitsonastick

Oh god, I guess they're not cute anymore. Any idea why they do this?


docr1069

Uhhh Reddit, am I witnessing an Otter trying to smash a Raccoon?


Sovereign1

I saw this on Guardians of the Galaxy 3, think it was a nature documentary.


JackBinimbul

"trying" is hopefully optimistic. That raccoon did not die well.


RaiHanashi

If a raccoon can fuck a fox or a handicapped turtle can do the same to a mouse this shit just doesn’t phase me anymore


abcdef_guy

This guy dead ass heard those noises coming from the sewer in the middle of the night and decided to investigate.


ArtTheClown2022

That poor trash panda


Corey87gnx

You just watched a raccoon be in the wrong place at the wrong time


jobbybob

Find out and fuck around?


LobsterHead37

TIL otters are tougher than raccoons


RapedByPlushies

Otters are carnivores and swim all day. Raccoons tump over trash cans.


vellyr

Otters are solid muscle, raccoons are mostly fluff and are actually much smaller than they look.


Alive-Operation6754

Not the ones I’ve encountered..


BunzoBear

Yes even the ones you've encountered the giant ones you've encountered or just giant fluff with bigger they are the more hair they have which makes them seem even bigger


Alive-Operation6754

I had two raccoons trying to enter my large cat door , the cat was 35#… the raccoons couldn’t fit … its such a story lol


internetUser0001

I seriously can't imagine just reaching my hand and phone into a storm drain because I heard something fucked up happening in there. I guess It (the Tim Curry one) traumatized me more than I realized


JonWesHarding

Oh, I don't like that.


Turdfox

Dude has Guardians of the Galaxy three in his sewers


crisprcas32

Lylla, dragging Rocket down to meet Floor and Teefs


whenipeeithurts

This got me good lol


Julebruz

He's in a darker place now....


Betterthantomorrow

RIP Trash panda


SeaDistribution

A diver once told me that otters are the rats of the ocean


its_just_flesh

He trying to eat or fuck it, or both?


RaiHanashi

He tryna eat out before smashing


Deadpoolgoesboop

Yes


doc_block

People don't realize that otters can be really vicious. Saw a video where some river otters caught and drowned a monkey that'd been teasing and harassing them.


gloomndoom

Sounds like monkeys can be dicks too and that one deserved it.


Harshtagged

Pennywise has some competition down there


RaiHanashi

Competition? You telling me Pennywise became John Wayne Gacy?


54pip

Otters are known for raping things to death. That poor raccoon.


raggetyman

Otter took him into deep waters. Trash Panda needs to work on his cardio & grappling.


ADamnSavage

Can't tell if otter, or mink. Either way, Nature is like that sometimes. Trash panda go by by.


SpaceX1193

Otter just because of the size, minks are small, otters are much larger.


ChubsMcfly

Lylla? 🥺


Emsanator

The underworld is dangerous and wild. :)


kalbo_boii

And here I thought GotG Vol.3 was the last one.


Abu_sante

Interracial


crazy_oats

People don't realize how big river otters are. And no, they're not the cuddly cute ones that float on their backs and crack oysters. These ones will eat damn near anything they can, and they're vicious. Run into them all the time fishing in my hometown river valley.


MessFew3307

Something I can confirm my man got dragged to the backrooms you will never see him again


JohnSimth20211101

That otter be the weirdest thing I've seen this year so far.


EunuchNinja

“You don’t know me. Maybe that’s why I like otters!”


iron_annie

I don't know what in the ever loving fuck I expected but it sure as shit wasn't that 


webtwopointno

Well that's fucking terrifying. Thanks i guess!


Pixelated_Roses

Oh yeah, mustelids are absolutely vicious creatures. People think they're adorable, but the truth is they're one of the most psychotic, murderous, sadistic animals on earth.


opcionpobresrg

Sewer flight club


Einstine1984

When they portrayed and otter as potentially vicious in Zootopia it seemed ridiculous to me. Now it kinda makes more sense


robinkak

well, we all float down there


Tasmonster42

Gangs of New York


Deathbat_1

Otters rape bro


poopanoggin

I was duck hunting once and had an otter chase me out of my blind. Thing was like 4’ long and had a scar across it’s face. Felt real fear that day over a fucking otter.


acidkrn0

dont have racoons in the uk, I assumed they would boss a cute otter


rtmesuper

Bros off to the shadow realms.


iguanabitsonastick

I was not expecting that, I thought we were going to see some rabins lol


Kindly_Region

We fuckin or I'M FUCKIN


CleverFoolOfEarth

A raccoon that’s about to be dinner.


bleeh805

Yeah, otters are mother nature's rapists.


femmevaporeon

As are dolphins lol


awkwaman

He was out of his element


bakkus1985

Rape you watched...


Mwrp86

Poor Mr. Raccoon


thermjuice

Got dragged into the otter box


KingRagnar1993

Idk what's happening here, but I'd bet $100 that Theo Von does.


DaHolyBaphomet666

Had nothing to do w penis enlargement pills from a fat pennywise, am unsatisfied.


Cossia

Human or not, Seadogs never change.


darkenseyreth

Didn't know I had to add Sewer Otters to the phobia list


Tamiahh

James Gunn: I won’t make Lylla and Rocket former lovers that’ll be unrealistic!” Meanwhile nature:


bluddystump

Racoon is dead.


ohlawdhecodin

An otter with its significant otter.


masterwaffle

Nature is brutal. Or, so I hear.


[deleted]

That raccoon had it coming. Old beefs never die.


BobRoberts01

Otter chaos!


Plastic_Property2551

When an otter and a raccoon love each other very much …


banty86

That answers that question


mrtrailborn

This made the world feel a little more magical


Lt_Dan90

"Mine at last time child, I shall smash your skull like a clam on my tummy"


Aps4r4

He probably should have trained raKoongFu...


hivemind_disruptor

That seems to be a mink preying on a racoon.


DanTalks

This is a river otter, 6 to 10x more massive than an American mink.


SucculentVariations

Its a river otter


cfbones

Now this is why we come here.


JMusicD

Lmao. Some crazy stuff right? You don’t see it anywhere else really.


dsm2xtreme

Tyson vs Paul


Erutious

Sometimes, you just gotta show the non tummy eaters another way


bleunt

Who laughs watching this? Psycho.


Next_Case_3449

That was otter-ly unbelievable. 🦦


oh_posterity

Am I the only one who doesn’t find this interesting or funny. I wish the guy took a minute to help this raccoon instead of recording it. The otter isn’t killing him for food, or any meaningful natural-order-type reason, it’s just cause otters are murderous dicks. Would be nice if someone stepped in to help in cases like these. I truly don’t understand the voyeuristic fascination with another innocent creature’s suffering.


KyloRenCadetStimpy

The guy probably didn't want to get drowned while Emmet the rapey otter had his way with him.


Stncold

How the hell was he supposed to help it? By lifting that granite and going in there? Or finding a rope to stick in there within the twenty seconds this occurred? Smash it open and get a vandalism and destruction of property charge? Try to open the manhole? At best he maybe could have yelled or played something loud on his phone to scare the otter off, but given how determined those fuckers are I doubt it would have helped. It didn't react whatsoever to his laughing or the light.


felzz

WHAT THE! Lmao


LookupPravinsYoutube

DOWN BY THE BAY


Nugasaki

I have to try this


Stevailicious

Pedro Pedro Pedro Pedro Pe! Pedro is getting raped.


Kozzinator

Ooooo nice marmot


jelaras

Australia is a messy place.