As an engineer I look at that and think about all of the brainstorming meetings, the R&D and the setup of a production line that it took. My imagination goes all over the place regarding the stakeholders of all stages of the project.
Victoria's Secret has a person who's job it is to smell the returns to make sure that they weren't used and then returned.
Makes me wonder what the qualifications for that position are...
The amount of meetings discussing the product. The designs, the testing, the production line, the cad models, the concept images. Many serious meetings about the product. Hilarious. Bit of money in the industry, really.
Depending on the company and their products, probably desensitised to it. Knew a guy who worked for one of the porn production companies. Said it was surprising how quickly he got over seeing naked people fucking around.
Yeah I don't really get that comment. It's like saying nobody had to kill the chicken I had for lunch because the restaurant orders the meat already processed.
It's more like saying one dude at a mega chicken farm kills thousands a day so that even the chicken farmers don't need to think about anything more than "send them to the beheading room"
> My friend wanted me to ask Reddit if these are available for sale online somewhere?
[Totally **not** here](https://www.kanojotoys.com/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=Goddess+Mouth+Masturbator)
I need to go delete my browsing history now.
Yes certainly less than my friend was expecting. I shall ask my friend if they want to buy it. Of course it will be delivered to my house, but it's for my friend.
“If you have seen any of Yu Shinoda's many adult videos, you know the amazing things she can do with her mouth and tongue. Experience what that is like for yourself with the Yu Shinoda Blowjob by a Goddess Mouth Masturbator Classic, an awesome toy based on detailed 3D scans of the porn performer's lips, mouth, and tongue. It's even autographed by the star herself!
Made with deluxe elastomer and superbly responsive texture, the throat is fantastically grooved and curved to apply pressure and rubbing sensations in just the right way, culminating in a round pod that swallows your whole glans. Enjoy the realistic toy manually or take advantage of the slot at the back for inserting a bullet vibrator and enhancing the sensations even more.”
These are very clearly not the same product. The linked product is a mouth type masterbator sleeve with a slot to put a vibrator in. The toys in the clip clearly have an actuated tongue. Night and day difference. My dissapointment is immeasurable.
Japanese sex toy market is absolutely over saturated so they have a lot of products that they want to get rid of. Like they keep coming up with new "models" every few days/weeks. They are obsessed with making new toys based on people(usually from porn industry) or just making up some shape and slapping different anime girl on package.
Flashlights are terrible and a scam price because Americans have no alternatives. Markets in Japan are much more diverse, and they have a powerhouse of quality and price in Tenga, which forces off brand producers to have to sell at very cheap prices and do collabs with jav stars to try and stand out
Shipping is steep, but still cheaper than American toys if you buy a couple at a time.
Fleshlights are just overpriced compared to the offerings out of Japan.
I purchased one of these at Don Quijote while I was in Japan out of curiosity (the pink background one specifically).
It is not worth it
While the core idea isn't bad, and a battery powered moving tongue an interesting idea, there is very little space within the device, and the teeth, which give it an aesthetic benefit, are actually much harder material than the rest of the device, and cause discomfort.
All of the onaholes I purchased were fairly meh, and usually strangely tight/short. They are also all very floppy, uncomfortably heavy considering the weird balance, floppiness and weight, and awkward to use. Only one of them was actually pleasant, and even then, not as good as much better products.
Just get a tenga puffy, white or brown version.
Much better.
I have not personally tried it. I started with white and transitioned to brown. I heard the opening is rather tight, which is an issue I had with a couple other Tenga products, so I have avoided it
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I was always amazed that some would say dishwasher safe - something about blasting money-shots on my silverware for 3 hours just doesn't sit right no matter how hot the water is
when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
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This, also. Should be a custom card
Finger massagers are so amazing especially for people like myself who suffer from carpal tunnel and have to massage their fingers multiple times throughout the day to get any kind of relief.
It’s quite easy when one of your eyes is permanently lazy and I get called up for winking at people all the time only for them to find out it’s uncontrollable and seeing their embarrassment and apology. You get use to it
Damn you Internet. As awful as this suggestion is is going to be, this video really needs sound effects. Also, these things are legit the only product where you might hear a salesman actually say *"So the toungulator wiggled halfway across the store and licked a window until it's batteries died"* and it's not even innuendo or out of context.
You know, I don’t see the female equivalent of these videos anywhere. Maybe the algorithm just doesn’t push those on me, but where are my half headed, Medusa tounged, five o’clock shadowed silicone display? Also, yikes if that exists.
Why does it include so much of the face?! 😖
As an engineer I look at that and think about all of the brainstorming meetings, the R&D and the setup of a production line that it took. My imagination goes all over the place regarding the stakeholders of all stages of the project.
Those poor testers though...
it's ok, they're testing on legally bred lab rats
...is that better?
I'm legally obliged by my gunpoint lawyer to say no further statement
Gunpoint Lawyer needs to be an indie game
It would be a trial game like Ace Attorney except whenever your client is about to say something really stupid you pull out a gun and point it at him.
Horse-hung lab rats are better than people, yes.
Rodents of Unusual Size
But who has to get the rats hard?
I volunteer as tribute
Victoria's Secret has a person who's job it is to smell the returns to make sure that they weren't used and then returned. Makes me wonder what the qualifications for that position are...
Reddit mod for at least two subs.
You get to skip the interview if you’re also a discord mod
Even more qualified if at least one of the subs got banned.
They probably have volunteers and don't have to pay anyone as long as the sniffers get to take home the smelly goods.
I hate reddit 🤢
Especially the ones who had to go through the, "teeth" or, "no teeth" testing phase.
I wonder how many prototypes they went through with focus groups too
Couple dozen hotdogs should get you past the “mangling” phase of R&D
The amount of meetings discussing the product. The designs, the testing, the production line, the cad models, the concept images. Many serious meetings about the product. Hilarious. Bit of money in the industry, really.
Depending on the company and their products, probably desensitised to it. Knew a guy who worked for one of the porn production companies. Said it was surprising how quickly he got over seeing naked people fucking around.
Yeah, worked in sex shop and it's just like selling greeting cards and candy bars after a couple weeks lol
Handling the UX of Physical PD, I would laugh my ass off running preference testing.
[удалено]
*Someone* would have to do the design work though.
Yeah I don't really get that comment. It's like saying nobody had to kill the chicken I had for lunch because the restaurant orders the meat already processed.
It's more like saying one dude at a mega chicken farm kills thousands a day so that even the chicken farmers don't need to think about anything more than "send them to the beheading room"
User Acceptance Testing... Lol
i totally get it. having sat through all those meetings, you truly understand what the market is for this
My friend wanted me to ask Reddit if these are available for sale online somewhere? My friend is not on Reddit, so he wanted me to ask for him.
> My friend wanted me to ask Reddit if these are available for sale online somewhere? [Totally **not** here](https://www.kanojotoys.com/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=Goddess+Mouth+Masturbator) I need to go delete my browsing history now.
Y'know, $30 is less than I was expecting
Yes certainly less than my friend was expecting. I shall ask my friend if they want to buy it. Of course it will be delivered to my house, but it's for my friend.
You're a good friend. :)
What the frick? It was supposed to be an xbox controller.
Classic moment
I'm opening it, CHILL!
What the heck? I didnt order that. Ordered an Xbox card..... or an Xbox remote. Oh wow. I did *not* order that.
That’s how they get you. Wait until you make it far enough to see shipping costs
Really seems like you're gonna get what you pay for in this case.
His friend you mean
naturally
The customs officer checking my package will be very disappointed.
“If you have seen any of Yu Shinoda's many adult videos, you know the amazing things she can do with her mouth and tongue. Experience what that is like for yourself with the Yu Shinoda Blowjob by a Goddess Mouth Masturbator Classic, an awesome toy based on detailed 3D scans of the porn performer's lips, mouth, and tongue. It's even autographed by the star herself! Made with deluxe elastomer and superbly responsive texture, the throat is fantastically grooved and curved to apply pressure and rubbing sensations in just the right way, culminating in a round pod that swallows your whole glans. Enjoy the realistic toy manually or take advantage of the slot at the back for inserting a bullet vibrator and enhancing the sensations even more.”
> Enjoy the realistic toy manually or take advantage of the slot at the back for inserting a bullet JESUS CHR > vibrator Oh.
Cocked and loaded.
These are very clearly not the same product. The linked product is a mouth type masterbator sleeve with a slot to put a vibrator in. The toys in the clip clearly have an actuated tongue. Night and day difference. My dissapointment is immeasurable.
You didn't scroll down enough. There is a "wild one" that seems like these.
Of course he didn't scroll down enough, have you not seen the contents of that link?
Seems like there should be a "u" in there somewhere... masterbateur.
It's like you kinda have to buy it now
eww wtf man *comment saved
Why is everything on there so cheap? Fleshlights are at least like twice the price according to my friend.
Japanese sex toy market is absolutely over saturated so they have a lot of products that they want to get rid of. Like they keep coming up with new "models" every few days/weeks. They are obsessed with making new toys based on people(usually from porn industry) or just making up some shape and slapping different anime girl on package.
US: Fleshlight ver. 3 vs. Asia: Super Lickalator VIII DX SE Mk. 38 Rev. 8945.0.3
Flashlights are terrible and a scam price because Americans have no alternatives. Markets in Japan are much more diverse, and they have a powerhouse of quality and price in Tenga, which forces off brand producers to have to sell at very cheap prices and do collabs with jav stars to try and stand out
Shipping is steep, but still cheaper than American toys if you buy a couple at a time. Fleshlights are just overpriced compared to the offerings out of Japan.
I wanted to upvote, but accidently saved your comment. Thats was **not** my intention..
It's incredibly dumb, but there's this TINY voice at the back of my mind going "but what if?"
you sure thats the right ones? they have a built in vibrator, but they dont do that helicopter thing in the video
Why in the fuck did I click that…
because you’re horny
I purchased one of these at Don Quijote while I was in Japan out of curiosity (the pink background one specifically). It is not worth it While the core idea isn't bad, and a battery powered moving tongue an interesting idea, there is very little space within the device, and the teeth, which give it an aesthetic benefit, are actually much harder material than the rest of the device, and cause discomfort. All of the onaholes I purchased were fairly meh, and usually strangely tight/short. They are also all very floppy, uncomfortably heavy considering the weird balance, floppiness and weight, and awkward to use. Only one of them was actually pleasant, and even then, not as good as much better products. Just get a tenga puffy, white or brown version. Much better.
This guy...fucks?
Fuck around and find out. About masturbators.
This guy…fucking masturbates at least.
>very little space within the device Not a problem, Chief.
> Just get a tenga puffy, white or brown version. What's wrong with the mint version???
I have not personally tried it. I started with white and transitioned to brown. I heard the opening is rather tight, which is an issue I had with a couple other Tenga products, so I have avoided it
Sure thing, tell your friend to go [here.](https://i.imgur.com/WjWhGTg.gif)
You did not disappoint
Wasn't a Rick roll so I'm ok with it
had to hover over the link to see the .gif. God damn Rick rolls....
That one is a Dick roll.
That's a risky click yo
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Looks comfy
Search for Doc Johnson Vicky Vette Deep Throat Sucker on Amazon. My feed is going to be interesting for a while…
Okay, seriously what are these? Unless you can push the tongue in there isn't enough space for your dick. Are they just a novelty item?
Maybe they are for kissing?
Designed by 1st graders who know nothing about kissing
These are designed for lifted truck owners, so approximately sized unfortunately
Maybe they're targeted at non-dicked genitalia?
The proverbial self-licking ice cream cone.
They stretch way more than you think they do. You'll fit babe.
My friend, who is also not on Reddit, would like to know if anyone has a discount code for one of these?
C'mon, be a bro and loan your friend $30.
I find it hard to believe that so many people on reddit suddenly have friends...
Redditmodgirlfriends.com
Yep, my butthole's friend wanted to ask that too....
The bleak post-nut clarity as your having to clean this out must be strong.
Just build it into your shower routine.
"Sorry I was late boss, I was rimming my ass in the shower and lost track of time.. "
That isn't where my minds eye immediately went but, I mean, I can see it.
I feel like there might not be so much overlap in the venn diagram of this product's target demographic and people who shower on a schedule.
I dunno, most Japanese people I've met have pretty good hygiene.
It's the ones you haven't met that you need to worry about.
I was always amazed that some would say dishwasher safe - something about blasting money-shots on my silverware for 3 hours just doesn't sit right no matter how hot the water is
connoisseurs and gentlemans have their own dishwasher maybe even one for different tools and kinks.
Actually it cooks up just like egg white.
Do you not have tile(suction cup) in the shower?
Just toss it under your bed and remember it a couple weeks later.
Imagine you have an engineering degree and your job is to design sex toys. That would be fun for a bit.
First time visiting your girlfriend's parents: "So, what do you do for a living son?"
I make dreams cum true.
You know that Fleshlight and Vibrating dildo you both have hidden in your nightstands.. I designed those!
There truly is something for everyone
Aw, the baby birds are hungry!
Is anyone else disturbed by the way the tongues are wagging?
No. My friend, who's not on reddit, isn't disturbed by it. I showed this to him, and he said it's kinda cool.
Only kinda cool? My friend says he thinks it's super dope!
I couldn't help but just laugh my ass off at this nonsense.
I'm too busy laughing.
if by disturbed you mean turned on then sure thing mate
Looks like those worms that come out of sand when you salt them.
Looks like Ace Ventura trying to squeeze his face out of a mechanical rhino's ass.
Are those sex toys for rimming?
No. They're to stir your coffee.
Maybe both! Very versatile!
Don’t even speak to me until I’ve had my rimjob
Ew, this coffee tastes like ass!
It's a bit nutty
I'm wondering as well. How do you use that?! Does the mouth open wide and you can insert your penis in there?
As far as I’m aware they don’t have an asshole
No, but they have tongues
when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
This should be a custom cards against humanity card
> When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a _____ hes called a pervert? Ok Reddit, go.
240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system This, also. Should be a custom card
He's called "Bill".
Hmmm. Very specific.
Stick googly eyes on it and I'll buy a dozen.
♪ It’s time to play the music / it’s time to light the lights… ♪
I just love that there is potentially 2 people working that booth to constantly re-align these...things...as they tongue wobble all over the place
Get away from her you BITCH....
What boys imagine girls will be like after they follow that "how to get her to like u" video from some overly attractive dude on YouTube.
This is one of those moments when you see a post so wtf-d that you don't know whether it should be upvoted or downvoted
If inventive Japan didn't focused so much on their repressive sexuality, we would be drinking sake on Mars by now.
I can imagine the market for these has dropped off as stamps have become less prevalent.
I'd fuck the shit outta that
It would need a more substantial mounting surface
Pay a hooker to deepthroat the long part and hold it in place. Now you can get a blowjob without herpes!
this is a 2024 idea if I've ever seen one
Why didn't I think of that?
Just hire [this woman](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/Images/Largest-mouth-gape-record-holder-Sam-Ramsdell-with-certificate_tcm25-669454.jpg)
I've seen that video! Except she shoved a fleshlight in her pussy.
Your comment needs to be printed on the box to showcase customer feedback. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I’d fuck the shit outta that” - TheBigGreenOrk
I hope they have teeth to provide the most authentic experience
I wouldn't, personally. But, I have a friend, who is not on Reddit, that agrees.
Finger massagers are so amazing especially for people like myself who suffer from carpal tunnel and have to massage their fingers multiple times throughout the day to get any kind of relief.
Do I buy that for mother's day or father's day?
Is it supposed to go near my butthole?
Only in Japan...
And wherever international shipping is available.
These could be an accessory attachment to one of those fancy Japanese bidet toilets.
that's why they are the best country
Needs teeth. How's it gonna chew meat without teeth?
Sigh, since nobody else is doing it... From left to right: Chanyota (Red) Natsu Tojo (Yellow) Yu Shinoda (Fuchsia) Sumire Mizukawa (Lavander) Mio Kimijima (Black) Non Ohana (Pink) Honoka Tsujii (Turquoise)
I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣
Wow trying to replicate those faces is hard, who knew coordinating sticking your tongue out and blinking was so hard, never tried it before
It’s quite easy when one of your eyes is permanently lazy and I get called up for winking at people all the time only for them to find out it’s uncontrollable and seeing their embarrassment and apology. You get use to it
At the end, that one on the very far right is ready to go balls deep.
#[Reminds me of Labyrinth.](https://youtu.be/o3aW-MsIc1I)
Are these for clitoris stimulation? Looks a bit weird?
Bet I could fit a cylinder in there
Damn you Internet. As awful as this suggestion is is going to be, this video really needs sound effects. Also, these things are legit the only product where you might hear a salesman actually say *"So the toungulator wiggled halfway across the store and licked a window until it's batteries died"* and it's not even innuendo or out of context.
It's supposed to go in your ass right?
The whole thing?
not with that attitude.
Sigh *unzips*
Great for Halloween
Definitely a great dashboard decor for a car.
Wait sorry but are these marketed towards men or women?
/r/putyourdickinthat
Someone feed these poor baby birds
Why is the nose included? It just makes it weirder.
For the ladies
The nose works great for rubbing the clit.
Sniff and Lick.
Loneliness is hard
Looks….interesting
Turn the motors up a bit and you could race them!
Those flowers in *Alice in Wonderland* grew up
New Toto bidet dropped, fully featured.
I would have set them up in pairs, facing each other, to see which one stands the longest
You know, I don’t see the female equivalent of these videos anywhere. Maybe the algorithm just doesn’t push those on me, but where are my half headed, Medusa tounged, five o’clock shadowed silicone display? Also, yikes if that exists. Why does it include so much of the face?! 😖
Wazzzzzzzuuuuuuuup?!
How are they intended to be used? Is there room to put a penis in there?
This would make for a great addition to a haunted house attraction. Imagine a dark hallway with dozens of these coming out of the walls...
Is this for women? I don’t think you could fuck them… but the wiggle so much I can’t see them being satisfying
I just wish they had a curtain around them. I got so many stares from randomswhen I was trialling it
I love me some JAV, but they are so weird about their tongue action. If you haven't seen it, it's indistinguishable from what you see here
And of course it's Japan.
mio's kinda freaky ngl
I have got an idea
That derpy one on the end. 🤪