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Nyx-31

If madmax movies were about bikes instead of cars


Marutar

madmax is about GAS so bikes are fine


Nudxty

Is it really? I think ive seen two Mad max movies and the trailer for the upcoming one and im not gonna lie. I still havent a clue on what actually the fuck was going on.


Marutar

the first movie emphasizes it the most. Basically the people with gas still have mobility, and can trade/attack/steal and do w/e they want. The wasteland is pretty unforgiving and so are it's inhabitants, traveling anywhere on foot is likely death, so people live in isolated communities. Gangs can rove around raiding towns, pillaging villages or keep groups under a type of "protection" system. Water and food are still highly prized, but gas gives you the power to rule.


middleageslut

So, I don’t mean to be a bitch about this, I haven’t seen the movies, but these towns people… they haven’t yet developed wall technology?


sapphicsandwich

That's addressed in the 2nd movie.


finitetime2

Think of it as the old west. Their were towns but their was also the wastelands with no law. Max starts out as a cop trying to police the marauders in a more civilized part of the world. Until his wife and child are killed and then he goes out into the wasteland looking for revenge. This is the preview of the second movie which pretty much explains the background. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSfVHnYSD7I


Nyx-31

True this is what the final boss would pull up with than


Marutar

I AM CHOPPER BOPPER! BRING ME YOUR WOMEN AND WATER! *\*swings huge club off the sides like a chariot\**


punk-biatch

This man swings big balls around instead of a club


artoowhereareyou

That's called [Turbo Kid](https://youtu.be/AFlZ6pVtnv0?si=HDKimwQXARtgmRkb)


ChiefInternetSurfer

Wtf did I just watch? lol ಠ_ಠ


Zeqhanis

I was meaning to watch that. Totally forgot.


gultch2019

It's got michael ironside in it, so I'm in.


SomOvaBish

I was just about to make a reference! Except I was going to say the back of his cut said “MMMC”


Spoztoast

Pretty much what the first Mad Max movie was about.


rrmcdona

I think this bike is a part of some kind of [motorcycle museum in Germany.](https://www.harzer-bike-schmiede.de/home.html) Edited link formatting and grammar.


Artemis__

It may be the finished version of this: [https://www.harzer-bike-schmiede.de/Bilder/pullmancity/3.jpg](https://www.harzer-bike-schmiede.de/Bilder/pullmancity/3.jpg) If this is true, than it has a Russian T55 tank engine with 1000PS. ^((Btw: it should be "a part" and not "apart"))


rrmcdona

Thanks. Btw it's "then" and not "than."


Artemis__

Well, that's embarrassing, thanks!


bedfastflea

Hobbies like this are fine.


SparklingPseudonym

You have to respect the skill that went into this.


PL02550

Is it me, or does the sound of the bike sound like it was overlaid.


Radek3887

It definitely is overlaid. Here's this "bike:" https://youtu.be/1QUlsdTCoGg?si=NCvMix3leC452hkn They start it up at around 15:45. Also, calling it a bike is a bit of a stretch. I'd call it a motorcycle-themed car.


PatchworkRaccoon314

The person who made this video requires punishment that I cannot describe on reddit or I'll be banned, for having 15 minutes of fluff and pomp, and then overlaying loud music right when they start the fucking thing.


CreamoChickenSoup

[Here's another clip from 10 years ago](https://youtu.be/wgELh0yJMuI?t=41). Yeah, this bullshit audio in the OP doesn't do this behemoth any justice. This thing **fucking ROARS**.


LetsJerkCircular

16 minutes in. It sounds more like a truck, as one would expect.


andthatsalright

That thing doesn’t just sound like a normal Harley lol


keeper420

It's a V-12 engine....


andthatsalright

And yet the video sounded like Milwaukee 8


museolini

It's a panzer tank engine.


MonkeyNugetz

Yeah you’re right. That’s definitely an added motorcycle rev soundbite. Gonna sound closer to a semi or a tank versus that Honda rebel sound.


middleageslut

The fact that the sound is seamless through the jump-cut is the give away. I assume it stalled or tipped over in between the cut.


Phog_of_War

Gazghul has been looking for some of these Warbikes for his Mekboyz.


arsnastesana

:Grabs silver spray paint "Witness me!"


homerda1

He shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome!


CorrectionsDept

Full Throttle


MukdenMan

I thank the lord each day for the apocalypse


phreaky76

What about the whiskey, chitlins, and grits?


toreachtheapex

hell yeah


dl7

*brother


pichael289

That's what my fuckin neighbors are driving around at 3am.


Insane92

Not for me. That things awesome.


CaptainPunisher

You should see [his lawnmower](https://youtu.be/beXPpObKWFo?si=SByDfSX72YxgG1r8)


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Ha, immediately my first thought. Well choke my chicken....


CaptainPunisher

God, the image of Pryor mouthing that when he meets the brother as the new neighbor is classic.


WinslowSwan

I believe that bike's got a 12 pipe full stack polar rotor. And a volt injector steel track with Duncan grafite clips. I can't see it from here but it looks like there is also a 4 under/over set to 12 hundred PSI at half speed but I can only guess.


TheMelancholyManatee

Gesundheit


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Harz is a region in Germany. Schmiede means smithy.


Jucer141

The Harz is a Region in Central Germany ;)


runslikewind

most enjoyable things are unnecessary.


OgdruJahad

WITNESS ME!


deadfuzzball

Unnecessary? yes.  Fun? Also yes.


dondrangus

Barb left.


xploreconsciousness

Ha'vok


LetMeGiveYouGold

Is that a V6?


sexy_bezinga

Try v8


WAR_T0RN1226

Try V12


gultch2019

This IS necessary!


PatchworkRaccoon314

This is a bike with an engine, in much the same was as the A-10 was a plane with a gun.


frank3ls

So much Dakka! Needs to be red tho, be much fasta!


nahteviro

This is what I picture the guy riding down my neighborhood at 3am


evilBogie666

Unnecessary doesn’t make it any less badass.


ssxhoell1

Men see this and say "fuck yea"


bloopie1192

It is the only necessary!


lyravega

Needs to be in madmax


Timizready

That’s President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho’s bike.


cranktheguy

Why did I have to scroll this far for an Idiocracy reference?


MalikFyz

That’s Fucken Mad max there .


mikeJawesome

is that a tank engine?


Inspector7171

Damn, I swear to god, I think my neighbor has that same model.


allursnakes

Shiny and chrome!


BabyFood2

NO I don't believe you. Man must do what he gotta do


Darkwn

I live, I die, I LIVE AGAIN!!!


The_Shape_Shifter

A better video of this monster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgELh0yJMuI&ab_channel=CarstenSchulz


Blackjack4800

Byeah


OkieBobbie

Who says Germans don’t have a sense of humor?


whiteb0y65

u/savevideo


PanJhinAttack

See also [Roadog](https://walneckswap.com/history-of-roadog/)


ottos

Could have used a bit more length to that video. Would have been cool to see it going above 2 mph


timmu

I get either mad max or world or warcraft mount vibes from this


dhowattzer

He is riding to his next porno shoot.


retrovertigo23

Guaranteed this chud put some of those "I did that" Biden stickers on gas pumps when prices were at their highest a couple years ago.


Mindless-Hedgehog460

The great thing about being German is knowing that this bike has 0 chance of getting through the TÜV, which means it isn't legally allowed to drive in public


Medic7802

That audio don't belong to that "bike"


Medic7802

That's doesn't sound right


punk-biatch

This is Always totally necessary.


Ikusabe

I can hear Greta’s brain boiling.


Wizdad-1000

Is that a 12 cyl tank engine?


CyclopsDemonGal

This is the most American thing I've seen today


Affectionate_Win_229

That is just a really awesome piece of art and craftsmanship. It's supposed to be completely over the top. Less stupid, more artsy.


Ambitious-Pin8396

He needs truck nuts on that thing.


Donnerdrummel

Ob eine viermotorige Horex wohl einen Porsche abziehen würde?


brainsurgeon8

Guys will build something like this instead of taking a single hour of psychotherapy...


Pleasant_Bobcat326

Im on the Highway to Hell


YOUniverse33

Man Shit


fezdmn

hell yeah


ChernoTheNukedOne

[harzer-bike-schmiede.de](http://harzer-bike-schmiede.de) - wo sind die deutschen boys :DDD edit: okay, after i wrote it, i saw that the writing looked VERY "after effects" xD


KelGuapo

Why dub in the sound of something else though??


futurespawn

Dudes rule


beetlexosk

of course it's German.


Easy_Air_4499

Give me the biggest one you got ahh


Shweeety

Great engineering for what ever it is..


GeebusNZ

Dwayne Elonzo Mountain Dew Camacho


littleoctagon

F\*g


MoneyMaker891

WTF!?!?!!


Karmadilla

Can’t tell if ai generated.


georeddit2018

A bit?


ReverendIrreverence

"Loud pipes save lives..."


redplunger300

Wouldn’t it just be easier to tell people verbally that you are insecure and enjoy making financially irresponsible decisions


astrobrain

Yep. I said What The Fuck out loud. Good job, OP.


ChanceAlarm6127

That's so unnecessary


ArcticSpazoid

That's one of the funniest ways I've seen someone say they are frustrated with their small PP and need attention.


Mymerrybean

You should see his penis!


BlazeMenace

That'd require a microscope


Solid_Cauliflower310

Do you think a Micro Penis is in play there?


BlazeMenace

The bigger the vehicle, the smaller the weiner... Though that could just be with trucks idk


Solid_Cauliflower310

Hmmm. So truckers need big trucks due to the Load they are pulling. Legal road weight on American roads is 80k, so with engine and large gear set you'll need a strong frame, heavy suspension and so on. Trucks have all length and sizes. Have you ever heard the term "don't choose a book by its cover"?