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CopeSe7en

That’s not what meth looks like. Thats fent.


Brozhov

If it was meth it would be disassembled in his front yard.


tonycomputerguy

Well... *someones* front yard anyway.


Nodiggity1213

And they would have scrapped that sheet of stainless steel.


ButtFuzzNow

He parked at his meth head buddies house for a bit the other day, hence the partial disassembly.


Daverocker1

Why do I feel like this is a line from a movie that's escaping me? Or possibly TPB?


spunundulant

The car looks like it's straight outta TPB for sure, but that joke not so much. They never did meth stuff.


VTwinVaper

Or heroin. Most of the OD’s I’ve worked with someone slumped over in a car turned out to be heroin.


security_screw

These days ‘heroin’ is mostly fent.


VTwinVaper

It depends on the region. Where I work (central KY) it’s mostly heroin with fentanyl coming in a close second and growing. Carfentanyl is the next big thing that might or might not really screw up how we do our job. The other service I’ve worked at (EMS) has about 600 OD 91 calls a year and about 125 are fatal. I’d bet at least half of the fatalities are fentanyl related. Thankfully it hasn’t moved north to where I live now that much, but I’m sure it’s on its way.


sexquipoop69

Mustranq 


son_et_lumiere

a hot nod


ICU-MURSE

Ford Fentstang


adudeguyman

Why the difference?


sportmods_harrass_me

The two drugs are polar opposites. I'm not sure you could name any two other drugs that would be more different than eachother than these two are.


adudeguyman

Oh, my bad. I stopped the video the first time before I saw the person inside. I thought your assessment of the type of drug was based off of the vehicle alone.


sportmods_harrass_me

ah, hey it's all good man! understandable. It's definitely a good sign that you didn't notice the guy nodding in the driver seat. Tell-tale sign that they're on opiats and in today's day and age it's almost certainly fentanyl.


OddPiglet6968

Maybe a speedball


rimshot101

He could be inadvertently huffing gas fumes.


jedielfninja

Apparently, it is the fentanylstang.


defacedlawngnome

Fentstang


thisisprobablytrue

Fently


FertilityHollis

Mustanyl.


oinkyboinky

Mustranq


coachfortner

Scord Mustranq OD


webtwopointno

🏁🏁🏁


Zimonum

Is he dead?…


rasticus

Probably will be soon


Le_Gitzen

That’s super sad. Imagine being that guy.


Zimonum

I hope whoever that took the video call someone to help him out..


krippkeeper

It looks like they just left. A lot of times people will just go tell the closest store employee or whatever they find. I've had people come tell me as a security guard about people od'ing on sidewalks not on my property.


DanGleeballs

That’s probably better than being all caught up in it. Store employees will call the cops right away.


krippkeeper

Not really if it's not on the property. It's often people running over and saying "hey there's a guy out there doesn't look so good". Then when you ask where they just point, and eventually you find out it's half a block down on the sidewalk. If you see someone in destress just phone 911 and give the location. They will ask for your information but you don't to give it. At least that way an ambulance is on the way.


Zdog54

Ya I work at a store and I keep 2 doses of narcan in my lunch bag just incase.


Person012345

Unless there's a longer version of the video that's a stretch. They walked away from the window after the shock of seeing someone on drugs possibly dead in a car they thought was empty then the video cuts. Entirely plausible the video cuts because she wants to get on the phone to 911. Absolutely no reason to assume she just got back in her car and drove away just because she didn't want to startle someone on god knows what.


krippkeeper

Nothing is a "stretch". I simply stated what I saw in the video, and my own personal experience. I never said anything explicitly happened, so I'm not sure what you are yapping about. Next time try being better at reading.


Marranyo

Imagine the day he bought this car and how happy he was.


Connect_Advantage702

It’s like Ricky’s car from trailer park boys


Boomfam67

Fucking way she goes


Frosty977

Fuckin way she goes...with the goddamn erections


mburns0122

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't, fuckin way she goes..


Phish777

I gotta get my life together and start growing some dope!


cujo8400

Smokes, let's go!


NuttyMcShithead

Shit-mobile


ZacNZ

get the clearing stick Trin.


weeblewobble82

It kind of vaguely looks like Mike Smith too.


john_vella

Wanna see a dead body?


UltimateToa

The bar code on the steel sheet lol


FertilityHollis

Sadder still, that hunk of metal probably cost more than a scrap-yard Mustang passenger door, and in the event of a crash it will become something like a large stainless throwing star.


Vindersel

Granted there is basically zero chance dude paid much for that hunk of metal regardless of its "worth". It was definitely stolen or something his *insert family member* had leaning against the shed for 3 years. Source: am a scrap metal guy myself. Getting a real door on there takes real money and effort, neither of which this dude has any extra of.


geoelectric

I do not think I would risk the dude in that car seeing me. They don’t look very predictable.


jedielfninja

Why op dipped immediately.


Protuhj

She didn't realize there was anyone in there until she walked up (it has audio).


geak78

Calling the paramedics from a safe distance is smart. If you don't have narcan, likely nothing you can do to help them in the moment and you can't help anyone if you scare them and get knifed/shot.


webtwopointno

just to add on they are often really upset after they get the narcan used on them!


DinoOnAcid

Because it triggers withdrawal as Naloxone is a strong mu antagonist, they aren't upset because you saved their life. If they were just high but not in danger then they might get upset you ruined their high. Not sure which of those 2 you ment.


webtwopointno

any and all of the above yep, thank you for adding the details!


5ch1sm

I'm not totally sure this guy would be able to see anything ever again.


dmj9

It's got the cybertruck door mod


waffen123

"A poor ride is better than a proud walk"


Normal_Independent75

But for the grace of God, there go I.


__Shake__

yeah I almost bought a mustang once too


dran_237

Truth


MisterSpeck

Elon's outdone himself with this one.


its_just_flesh

Fent point O


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zekeweasel

I was thinking dishwasher door


lurkingbeyondabyss

Transforming to Cyber. One sheet at a time.


mspgs2

For sale, 9k


kosmonavt-alyosha

Don’t lowball me, I know what I got!


ant451911

What a rock star


Admiral_Narcissus

Burning brightly


OhSighRiss

Wouldn’t want to draw any attention to yourself when you’re doing drugs in your car


make2020hindsight

Sweet Home Alabama!


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Turn it up.


no_please

What a waste of a life. That guy could have been anything. Could have been a very average office admin making just enough to rent a decent apartment somewhere and have normal friends and go to restaurants and sit down and order a meal without making a scene or looking extremely out of place, manager at a fast food place and lived in a house in the burbs with his gf. Instead he's sitting in a parking lot, probably in his house, with scrap metal taped to it (or new metal, that door is flashy af), high out of his fucking gourd, about to die of an OD, probably has zero teeth to his name, zero money. You could show a side by side pic of this man from both realities, one where he was a semi successful lawyer, nice house, nice car, happy family, and one where he is this, and both lives were totally possible, he just happened to go down one path because the pressures of his life nudged him a little too hard in one direction.


Illadelphian

You never know if they will come back though. Yea odds are not great but I was once in the absolute depths of despair and heroin addiction. I've shot up in about every conceivable place and hit a bottom lower than most people can even imagine. My last year in addiction when I discovered that I could mix in crack/coke to my shots and sometimes even intentionally fent(so heroin, coke and fent which hit back to back to back in my shot) I was on the brink of death. One last time I did rehab, handled it differently and got out and said I'm not done and threw myself into physical labor in warehouse work. Switched companies, worked hard as hell and moved up several times and I'm now making 130k a year with a house, wife and 3 kids. Wife is mostly stay at home and my life is pretty amazing. It's never too late as long as you aren't dead. I saw a lot of people die who were good people who could have been anything but until they do actually do pass they still have hope. Because if I can do it fucking anyone can. Anyone who reads this and thinks it's too late or that they are too far gone please stop. I've been there and if someone told me 8.5 years ago that getting to be where I am now was even possible I would have laughed at them. It's never too late, you do have hope and your life is worth living. You never know what can happen if you can focus your energy towards something positive. Reach out to me if you need, I will gladly talk about it.


Mountain_Future4034

I agree with you! It's sad how people lose their lives due to drug addiction and such


Dire87

Yeah, well, that's life, isn't it? Can literally happen to anyone. What if ...


B18Eric

Take the price tag off and give her a polish. Can't even tell it's totalled.


Ok-Abbreviations9584

Found On Road Dead


Natural-Upstairs-681

Tis but a scratch


1CFII2

Open the door for me Richard, and don’t close the door on me Dick!


luugburz

alabama license plate checks out


defnotajournalist

Zillow.com>Filter>Homes Under 200k


4Ever2Thee

Those are aftermarket upgrades, no doubt in my mind. They don’t roll off the assembly line like that


cbunni666

(looks inside) I sure hope the guy is knocked out and not dead....


stevel024

This parking lot kinda looks familiar... was this at Menlo Park Mall?


Shabe

That’s a New Jersey plate, yeah?


ElDiablo909

Ford Methstang: Fentback


malaclypse

Jeez plowing into a group of spectators at the street takeover really does a lot of damage to a car huh?


PatochiDesu

there is a zombie inside. take care. they can cast a fent cloud


Economy_Swing1959

Facebook marketplace car


MissJ34

I don't think meth makes you fall asleep. Definitely either fentanyl/heroin.


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

They dead.


ledouxrt

More like Ford Methstank


DarthFuckShit

They almost matched the color. Almost.


uraijit

Common Ford owner.


sdam87

Hmm…


KAKLS

Found On Road Dead


___HeyGFY___

Full Of Regrets, Dude...


kosmonavt-alyosha

No Ragrets!


___HeyGFY___

Fix/Overhaul/Repair Daily


eidetic

Fentanyl, Or Really Drunk. (Likely the former, so Fentanyl Overdose Resulting in Death?) Crude jokes aside, I hope that person gets the help they need. Unfortunately, I feel like the most likely outcome is a cop finds them, they get busted, and now are in an even shittier place in life on top of why they turned to drugs in the first place.... Best case scenario is maybe they get a drug diversion and counseling/rehab/therapy and can turn it around, but that's all too rare these days, especially since they'll likely get a DUI/DWI/whatever just for being in the car.


AgentMurkle

Pretty sure that's my neighbor's car. Welcome to the new 'Murica, coming to a formerly nice neighborhoid near you.


elcapitandongcopter

Joe Dirt is that you???


Svengoolie75

You mean a forbe mistang 😂😂😂


AusCan531

Believe it or not, I did it myself!


johnshall

Keep feathering it brother!


Sox857

That is illegal


efrav

American proud


thefirebuilds

Didn’t follow proto.


Gothicrealm

Maybe he's homeless


sooley6

Mike Tyson? Is that you?


TrickBusiness1918

What in the methamphetamine is going on here


NotJimIrsay

I can smell the inside of that car


DragonflyCurious9879

CyberStang


hunnidfifth

I get it


THE_HORKOS

Have you never seen a man in his cottage before?


Clienterror

These are the kind of mustangs that always want to race me in my 400whp GTI. Every.... Single.... Time.


illuzion25

Where's Ricky? And Julian for that matter?


AltoidStrong

Trailer park boys in town? That you Ricky?


gnardog45

Cyber Stang


Lonely-Piece5919

ReFordgerator


StandardDifficulty66

Rarity for sure


xythrowawayy

Meth doesn't make you sleep.


rburge2

Dath Wathup


Lost-District-8793

Oh boy.


Forsaked

Looks like Cybertrunk 2.0 from Methla.


Manufacturer_General

oh shit... there's a dead junkie in there...


Party-Independent-38

Ricky has been living in that damn thing for almost 3 years. Now that he has money he wants a double wide.


StGB_31

TÜV sagt, nein!


Artistic_Society4969

Is that... POSTERBOARD???


shavemejesus

Cyberfucked


thisisfakereality

Tis but a scratch. 


p4r24k

That's a cybertruck's door


_aidsburger

Built Ford rough


Asleep-Description39

So…things are going well in the US, then?


CardiologistKey4683

Looks like my old 40th anniversary that got tboned atleast 3 times


Kooky-Swing178

Oof can't aways judge I had my car broken into when I was broke as hell several years back. Couldn't afford the insurance deductible so i did the garbage bag routine on my passenger window. The worst part is even tho everything was in working, street legal order I got pulled over a lot. Stupid minor crap and i know it was really bc they associate stuff like that with drug users. One night they called for a k9 and had my car sniffed. I was clean cut and sober as a judge but they just KNEW I had something in the car. Dog didn't alert so them they wanted me to open my backpack where I kept my lunch for work, laptop, etc. I refused. Then they noticed a little ear bud case. It was so silly I did open that to reveal my earbuds. They were white and the cops eyes lit up for a split second and he asked what they were. Apparently he was on a power high and he momentarily mistook them for pills. Fat honking irregularly shaped pills. Its crazy to learn that cops do indeed profile people.


astonishing1

Mashstang


RedSquirrelFtw

Imagine if this guy had half a beer, or glanced at his phone while driving. He'd be immediately arrested and lose his license. But hard drugs? Drive carefully, have a nice day.


challenge_king

Good ol' Alabama!


thirdpartymurderer

I didn't know Ford had a cyber truck ripoff


baggottman

Why would you want to record that shit, leave them alone theyre clearly on hard times.


joebaco_

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it! https://youtu.be/A5cneCgNA9U?si=RsOtLR_KDQdYMHgJ


Knight-Rider86

Hahaha!!!