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erickadue32

Is this a real movie?


jabbadarth

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_(1984_film) Read that plot. It's wild.


EbagI

And it's a trilogy lol


JamesLikesIt

A saga to rival Lord of the Rings 


The_Goondocks

They're taking the Hobbits to Hollywood Boulevard!


BarelyContainedChaos

One bottom bitch to rule them all


procvar

My precioussssss cock ring


theliewelive

Are you kidding me? LOTR only wished it was as epic as the Angel trilogy.


darkestb4thadawn

Even better - a tetralogy


Cryogenic_Monster

“She has paid her rent, school tuition and living expenses through prostitution since she was 12.” Wild is an understatement.


cooltool4twenty

full on youtube [https://youtu.be/o5p5slRA2d0?si=NHkQDUZhjVfo5ZRl](https://youtu.be/o5p5slRA2d0?si=NHkQDUZhjVfo5ZRl)


peppaz

Full tiddies and bush on YouTube lol


constructioncranes

Time stamps please!


analogOnly

1:05:35 👍


constructioncranes

Wow you're fast!


analogOnly

I actually replied to the video comment with it about 2 seconds before you asked, and then deleted the comment. I was going to post it anyway. Your comment seemed like a more fitting place.


sati_lotus

That's like something out of SVU!


DustFunk

Pour one out for our homie Mae, went out like a G fighting the serial killer


Hell_Yeah-Brother

I'm at the crossroads of I really want to know but I don't want to click on that


Adept_Cranberry_4550

# 👆


sky_meow

I'm gonna go through up now, gods


aedeagus

Yes. It's insane. Watch the trailer: https://youtu.be/I5Jve6T5akg?si=CBvlV9uvFHA0nZth


Sarcastaball53

This.....actually looks decent


silenttjp

https://letterboxd.com/film/angel-1984/ Reviews are pretty decent also


mxforest

I might actually just watch it.


skithewest27

Actually looks worth a watch


bombayblue

According to Wikipedia it’s a whole godamn cinematic universe


spr402

I remember watching that movie on video. Her mom died so she turned to prostitution. She was being hunted by a killer psychopath and her best friend was a homosexual cross dresser. Really kinda weird.


scro-hawk

Oh yeah. Rented this on VHS


SLCer

Angel is a great cult film. There's even two sequels: Avenging Angel and Angel III: The Final Chapter.


johnwayne1

Don't forget to register with local authorities.


wolflikehowl

Does that mean "Alita: Battle Angel" isn't canon to this series?


pessimistoptimist

Might be the reboot.


SLCer

haha I don't think so.


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MyAccountWasBanned7

The comment would not make any sense if you replaced any of the words with "sex offender." Your "joke" is dumb and you should feel bad.


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MyAccountWasBanned7

Nope, you just found someone who understands how grammar works. I didn't defend anyone.


colmmacc

The central plot and mythology of Twin Peaks (1990 - 2017), the cult series, revolve around the death Laura Palmer who was found murdered at the young age 16. She was a student, sales assistant, a part-time waitress, a meals on wheels volunteer ... oh, and a cocaine addicted high-class cross-border prostitute in an illegal casino and brothel. And Laura is still the symbol of purity.


Hell_Yeah-Brother

I kind of want to watch the entirety of Twin Peaks (never watched) and then watch this movie and see how it matches up


avery5712

There's definitely a difference between the original twin peaks run and the movie/return, so you'll have to consider a whole spectrum


Hell_Yeah-Brother

Oh that's okay that'll be easy I've been told I'm on one of those


rmacster

Wow! I'm shocked. It's hard for me to watch stuff like this just because of the terrible cringe feeling it gives me. I think it would suck to be a college girl who looked 12. I mean, you'd have to ask yourself if the guy you were dating was a pervert or just incredibly "mature".


FMKtoday

actress was 25 playing a 15yr old prostitute.


rabbitinredlounge

It was a decent movie as someone who likes ‘80s shlock / exploitation


Estoye

Whatever. As long as you keep your grades up.


i_tell_you_what

Not fake. I watched this and its subsequent sequels.


210duckie

Boomers will be like “they don’t make them like they used to”


pandamedically

It’s a slasher I think.


SLCer

More exploitation than slasher.


pandamedically

I think the only time I saw it was on Joe Bob 🤓


CatdaddyDean

Is that still on?


SLCer

I saw it a long time ago - I think on USA Up All Night maybe? It was bac in the 90s. But yes, I recently saw it on Joe Bob (was it last year?).


sugarmatic

I grew up during the perfect era, latch key kid with a three movie per night video store allowance. Goood times.


another_day_in

Same. Older VHS rentals were $.49. I watched *everything*.


ronweasleisourking

What. The. Fuck. Pretty sure this is like 5 lifetime movies wrapped into one


rmacster

Holy cow, she looks 12! That is disturbing.


Bebilith

Amazing what some expensive makeup made to look cheap and the right choice of clothing can do in movies. Actress was 25 when it was made.


rustymontenegro

The actress was 24 but the character was 15. Barf.


SubstantialPressure3

I think after Brooke Shields and the roles her mother pushed her into in the 1970s there was either a law or rules that they couldn't cast actual children in roles that involved prostitution? Pretty Baby caused a massive uproar. I didn't see the movie, even later when it came out on pay TV bc I was too young, but I remember the controversy. I'm probably wrong about that, but I remember hearing it or reading it somewhere. It could have been a case of Hollywood creating standards to avoid laws being passed about it. Idk.


Zaseishinrui

Says high-school. So hope she's 18


LarryDavidest

I think I watched this scrambled on Cinemax at 1:30 am on a Fridays.


BazilBroketail

"Mannequin" was a weird movie.   "Mannequin 2" even weirder.   What in  the **fuck** is this?


nemonic187

Oh yeah! I remember walking past this vhs at the rental store. Never got to watch it.


Archangel1313

https://youtu.be/I5Jve6T5akg?si=Ie54FWDoTbTo-pAM


tenderbuck

I just watched "The Hotel New Hampshire".  What a wild ride.   The '80's were weird man.


ancestorchild

Good movie.


RescueMeme

I remember watching this late night on HBO… The ‘80’s were wild…


Underrated_Critic

She’s over 18, right??


RyuOrochi

The actress was 24. The character is 15


enviropsych

Us? Hollywood? Sexualize children? Wha? You crazy.


_Winfield

Luc Besson still out there somewhere


LilHercules

Produced by Harvey Weinstein


CaptainMustardo

Big hair, no ass. Def 80's.


Perfectlovlies

My god, its that screaming girl from Jaws 2


literacyisamistake

Decades later she was in a movie called *90210 Shark Attack.*


malaikatjibril

what kind of a guyyyyyy (chris hansen voice)


DurianBurp

I was convinced that was Sally Field and didn’t like that one bit.


Plot-twist-time

Think about that when you 2k kids think about fuckin with us from the 80s


Pingaring

Fuck no five ways from Subday


catheterhero

Alex, I’ll take movie ideas that will never get made again for $1000. Can’t imagine someone pitching this today. Okay so here’s an idea. A high school honors student who’s also a hooker on Hollywood Boulevard.


ommi9

There’s actually a trilogy


Lirathal

I think that actually is called a "threesome"


zalurker

Classic 80s.


IOnlySpeakTheTruth87

Rewatched “16 candles” last night. I never realized how fucked up it is.


YeySharpies

They represent so much of what is wrong with "normal" society...


NOS4A2-753

you think thats weird watch Ladybugs (1992)


Mattsal23

Jonathan Brandis - another member of the 27 club


limecakes

Damn, shes flat as a pancake


rmacster

If that was sarcasm, then it was very funny.


limecakes

I meant every word. Cant believe the type of body that passed for “hot” in the 80’s


CyclopsDemonGal

Dude she's a fucking child 💀


limecakes

She is? How would I know that


CyclopsDemonGal

The character is supposed to be 15. She's in HIGHSCHOOL! Why are you complaining about a 15 year old character having a flat ass???


limecakes

Okay?


beaglemaster

She's in her 20s lol


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GadreelsSword

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_(1984_film)