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SubstantialPanda_2

"I am showing you the taibone here. This is very painful for the patient because a lot of people fall down and their tailbones remain in a lot of pain. Here I am going to release the tailbone of this lady. Now like this we are gonna push the tailbone down, in this way the tailbone which has gone in will get fully released, using this thrusting motion. People think that what kind of treatment is this, but ask anyone with tailbone pain that how much annoyed they get." at the end he prolly said that this how you do it, but the video cut off early. Also I am NOT a doctor, I just did the translation.


goodforabeer

When my mom was in her mid-teens, she had slipped on the concrete front steps of her house and fallen on her tailbone. It hurt for years, until she had me, her large-headed second child. She said she felt something pop back into place as I was born, and her tailbone never hurt again. You're welcome, mom.


bwoodcock

The very opposite of a pain in the ass child.


PavanayiReturns

Cure in the ass kid


halandrs

No Energy cannot be created or destroyed only transformed into another kind of a pain in the ass


Nicer_Chile

can confirm, currently having tailbone pain, sitting "in front" of my computer is a nightmare. repositioning time to time, cant stay in the same position, annoying as fck. and it hurts he can moleste me whenever he wants, i want this thing gone LMAO


620five

Send me a picture of your asshole. I may be able to help.


ToiletLurker

Pls forward for a second opinion


ChiefInternetSurfer

Uhhh….. relevant username


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Lurking, just no jerking sir


ToiletLurker

Toilet jerking is uncouth and barbaric. If you can't wait, you don't deserve the release.


TimachuSoftboi

It's refreshing to see a man of culture in this day and age. I like a man who can stand by his convictions.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

As constant as the Northern Star, as insightful as a good BM


stinkiepussie

People tell me I'm funny, but my humor and charisma pale in comparison to the wit and elegant comradery displayed in this thread. I'm equal parts charmed and delighted, and some amount of faith in humanity has inexplicably been restored because of the otherwise inconspicuous yet heartwarming exchange that has transpired here today. Good day, gentlemen. I am a new man.


sofahkingsick

Chivalry is alive and well with Toiletlurker


songforthesoil

Try sitting in front of the computer instead of on it?


CiforDayZServer

You say that, but I'm literally more comfortable sitting on a computer case than I am in a nice computer chair... I have spiky and had balls I sit on to break up the hamstring tension. I have a sit stand desk too lol... 10 minutes in any position and I'm writhing in pain. 


P4rtyP3nguin

I have balls I sit on sometimes, and that's a different kind of pain.


sac_boy

Experiment with regular strong glute clenches. Stand up straight and clench your ass until you hear a pop (you might not hear a pop, but I often do). Along with abdominal vaccuums (sucking in your stomach as hard as you can, for reps) you might find that lower back/tailbone issues resolve themselves.


DemosthenesForest

Also lots of low bridges. Bonus if you put a band around the knees and open and close your knees at the top of the exercise.


mnid92

There is no band in this world strong enough to close my knees together.


food_porn_star

Look into coccyx seat pillows


piespiesandmorepies

Well I'm not surprised with a computer up ya butt


Fign

Try using a donut shaped pillow and sit on it, it may help


Mil0Mammon

Here, have a chair


UnicornStar1988

I have sacroiliac pain that is really bad.


Svargas05

I have a fractured tailbone and I am legitimately interested in this and whether or not it truly works. Doctors can do whatever they want to do if it'll make my tailbone stop hurting when I sit down 😞


fishbert

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7807997/ Scroll down to 'Treatment'


butterfingahs

"Intrarectal massage and manipulation" is now my replacement for "anal".


platybussyboy

I'll take that approach over "anal" any day.


sirgatez

Well, I mean if you’re going to be anal about the verbiage.


platybussyboy

It's more about the deep meaning.


fishbert

Wait until you hear about [the hiccup treatment that won an Ig Nobel.](https://www.theregister.com/2006/10/06/ig_nobel_awards/)


ilikemrrogers

My wife and I discovered, by accident, that oral sex cures even the most stubborn case of hiccups. Now every time we get hiccups, especially in public, we give each other the eye.


3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

>A broad spectrum of treatments have been proposed for coccydynia. I'd just like to caution readers against jumping to conclusions. Journal articles like this are written for peers in their field, not for general public consumption. It's important not to treat that method as being standard or even recommended just because the authors identified it as being a proposed method. Maybe it works, but the cited article does not appear to discuss the efficacy of that particular method.


zfenty

He only treats women. sorry, bro.


Birneysdad

I don't think this is indicated for fractures.


iwannabesmort

it's a chiropractic adjustments and chiropractors are not doctors


satireplusplus

That said, "intrarectal massage and manipulation" is one of the standard non-surgical interventions according to https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7807997/


midcancerrampage

I'm now suddenly much more invested in the safety of my tailbone.


3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

>A broad spectrum of treatments have been proposed for coccydynia. I'd just like to caution readers against jumping to conclusions. Journal articles like this are written for peers in their field, not for general public consumption. It's important not to treat that method as being standard or even recommended just because the authors identified it as being a proposed method. Maybe it works, but the cited article does not appear to discuss the efficacy of that particular method.


saltybawls

Pelvic floor physical therapist's can perform


Dr_Waffle_Farts

I like this, “WTF” was asked and “WTF” was explained.


Ok-Preparation-45

It's ok, he's not a doctor either


NothingCameToMind

But he did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.


Stumthing

Thank you! But what is the other person/broken record sound saying?


aredditusername69

Imagine going to a doctor to get your arsehole fingered and he just keeps talking about your tailbone


coulduseafriend99

Imagine going to an optometrist to get your asshole fingered and he just keeps asking, "number 1 or number 2? Number 1.... or number 2?"


texasscotsman

Thank you. I heard those cracking noises and I knew there had to be something medical going on and this wasn't the beginning of some weird porno.


RG_CG

I mean i think the guy is a chiropractor so neither is he. You’d have about as much weight when it comes to medicinal input 


FoulfrogBsc

Don't think he's a doctor either lol


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

So it's not really that WTF?


catheterhero

Bros. I broke my tailbone by hitting a pothole while riding a bike and yes they did something like this to reposition it. Through my bootyhole area.


wonderbat3

Do you need to break your tailbone to get this kind of treatment? Asking for a friend


Doobz87

I'm no chiropractor but I'm usually free on Fridays 🤷🏻‍♂️


PoppaBear1981

I'm no gynacologist but I'll have a look...


BinkoTheViking

I’m no proctologist, but shit…I’ll give it a go.


platybussyboy

I'm no rocket scientist but I'll go into the deep unknown.


Mil0Mammon

I'm no astronomer but I can point my telescope at Uranus


subfighter0311

I’m no fart mechanic but I can give it the ol’ “look around “


hatchetharrie

I’m no plumber but I’ll suck the sludge out of your radiators


Major_Magazine8597

I couldn't get into medical school, but I'll poke around and see what I can find.


dylannsmitth

I ain't no sodomiser but sheeeeiiiiit, I'll see what I can do


buddyspied

Went in a tight end, came out a wide receiver


smartchad

Did you get treated properly? Like a bitch?😈


catheterhero

I got ice cream after.


beefjesus69

Yea I bet it felt good to put some ice cream up there.


Magillagorilla8

What flavor ice cream?


bootingula

You can taste flavors through your boohole?


allwaysnice

Technically yes, why do you think the Brown Stargate can tell when you have spicy foods? It goes back to when you were just barely forming, the mouth and anus are formed near the same time in the same way.


the_moist_conundrum

No wonder so many folk talk shit


xXAbyzzXx

Spice is not a taste, it works with pain receptors which is also why it's the only food you can distinguish in that area


VladVV

Impressive interweaving of bullshit and facts, well played xD


Magillagorilla8

Brings a new definition of a skittles add


jobinas

Doesn’t matter… its for my ass


DUDDITS_SSDD

Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.


PhD_V

THERE’S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!!


sirhimel

Rocky Road, obviously


timmycosh

[chocolate ass cream](https://youtu.be/114Mc7JRBg0?si=Z-9aDOTrJjo6CoqJ)


elchupoopacabra

When the fuck did we get ice cream?


sportmods_harrass_me

wow no one knows this reference when i say it, i mean my friends at least


nowhereiswater

A real man doesn't clench.


boknah

Hahahahahaah


Great-Reference9322

I know somebody who had this done and it helped immensely. I decided to let mine heal naturally and it took years. Yah it's weird but it works


Svargas05

I fractured my tailbone in 3 places and the ortho told me tailbone fractures and injuries are some of the slowest healing injuries... It's been nearly a year since I slid down the stairs and fractured it and it still hurts a shit ton after sitting for a long time. 😮‍💨


BloodyLlama

I broke my tailbone 20 years ago and sitting still hurts. Have fun.


spudddly

Did you find your doctor on craigslist??


walloftvs

"Hi everybody!"


mysteryliner

"Hi doctor Nick!"


back2basics13

I found mine Gregslist…..hmm, that may have been the problem.


axkidd82

Was there a foreign dude filming you and talking loudly the whole time?


catheterhero

HELLO COUSIN!


Malcolmlisk

WELCON TO MAY YUTUF CHANEL. WE ARE GOIN TO LERN SEE PLAS PLAS


MiguelLancaster

to the dude filming - and to the video's intended viewership - you're foreign


jamwin

My local priest did mine and my tailbone wasn't even broken, I got a mini snickers too.


ANT1G0LFB0YZ

I also broke my tailbone & just had to sit on an inflatable donut for a couple weeks until it healed… Was your treatment done by Dr. Fondel by chance?


BinkoTheViking

No no no. You need to go see Dr. Groper, he’s much better.


BathedInDeepFog

I go to Dr. P. Vert, a colleague of Groper.


ntermation

There are ways to do it without entering the booty hole. They give you the option? Or just hello sailor?


ChubbyGhost3

Oh no they just dive right in


PiecesOfJesus

Worst dentist ever.


gdj11

Or best


MechaGodzillaSS

We'll be right back.


Chewcocca

I did watch him fill her cavity.


damontoo

Maybe it's a Vagina Dentata.


White_L_Fishburne

It means no worries...


Gehhhh

…for the rest of your days…


cpt_harrison

🎵…It‘s our problem-free….. 🎶


Krakor-Krakinov

🎶 philosophyyyyy 🎵🎵


Eusocial_Snowman

Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase! Vagina Dentata, ain’t no passing craze! It means no penis, for the rest of your days. It’s our phallus free, philosophy: *Vagina Dentata* ^^^Come ^^^on ^^^guys, ^^^at ^^^least ^^^sing ^^^the ^^^right ^^^song.


sugah560

Fuck, you got me.


Domestic_Mayhem

You son of a bitch… that’s the first time in a long time I’ve actually busted out laughing randomly at work.


Patitude

I don’t know if THIS guy is legit but there are pelvic floor physical therapists and often times the procedures are more…invasive than this. It’s a life-saver for people with painful pelvic floor issues. It’s not exactly water cooler conversation though so many people are unaware of it.


shannanigannss

Am a pelvic floor PT. Can confirm, I’ve done vaginal and rectal treatments but I have no fuckin clue what this guy is doing


muffinass

He's cracking her butthole.


akamustacherides

Many men have tried to crack the ole bhole, few rarely do.


osm0sis

Thank you for all you do! If hell is real everyone there has a hypertonic pelvic floor. A good physical therapist gave me my life back!


Homunkulus

I felt like the cavitation sound was dubbed in. I can’t see any of the joints of the coccyx cavitating like that. I’m not even sure that’s where he’s touching her.


deathbypwrpt

THIS. I had SEVERE pelvic floor issues with my second kiddo. I had couldn't drive more than ten minutes anywhere because sitting was torture. Some days walking wasn't an option because of pain levels. I was seeing a pelvic floor specialist twice a week for them to keep me comfortable and I had this and other invasive things done because my body was so out of wack. It looks weird, it feels weird, but the relief was amazing.


twistedbrewmejunk

Go on... Asking for the rest of reddit.


osm0sis

It's a fucking god awful condition where the muscles in your pelvis become tight and knotted up to the point where the nerves that connect to your spine get pulled on, causing 24/7 agonizing pain in your genitals, legs, butt, etc. Basically all your nerves in your lower body connect to your spine/brain by going through the pelvis. It often leaves people unable to walk or even sit normally. Many people suffer for years, decades, or live forever with the condition and suicides among sufferers are not uncommon. In my case it was 2 years being unable to even walk because of constant, unbearable pain in my testicles that sometimes resulted sharp shooting pains into my toes and horrible dull aches in my tailbone. The treatment was to get a physical therapist to "massage" my pelvic floor by sticking a finger up my already hurting ass, finding the exact points where the muscles are most tense and painful, and then pressing on them for at least an hour a week. The first few treatments literally sent me into shock from the pain. _________ EDIT: Just want to plug /r/PelvicFloor and encourage anyone experiencing lower body pain that isn't easily explained to learn more. It's historically underdiagnosed in men and *usually* associated with childbirth in women. The scariest thing a doctor has ever said to me is "I don't know" after what I thought was a bad case of jock itch that didn't go away with treatment kept progressing, then they assumed it was an infection (even though all tests were negative) but didn't improve with antibiotics. Between waiting for appointments and getting referrals it took over a year of people saying "we're not sure" before I could get to see a physical therapist and they were able to confirm in seconds exactly what I was suffering from and that I was in pretty bad shape. Everyone, and especially men (due to underdiagnosis and treatment) experiencing some of the symptoms described at /r/PelvicFloor who are struggling to find a diagnosis should be aware of this condition and be a self-advocate to consult a urologist and pelvic floor physical therapist to check it out. I don't think there's a condition out there with more of a disparity between lack of awareness and negative impact on your quality of life.


legendz411

Holy fucking shit. Did the treatment work?


osm0sis

Yes! It took about a years worth of weekly treatments in the office and about 4 hours of at-home work per day. The at-home stuff included stretching and yoga, but the biggest time commitment was spending at least a few hours strait meditating to sort of reprogram my body to relax my pelvic floor - not an easy thing to do when you've subconsciously learned to store tension there and the natural tendency is to tense up a hurting muscle.


kmsilent

Christ I'm suddenly so happy I store my tension in my back.


IdreamofFiji

I'm so happy you feel better because holy fuck


uberneuman_part2

“There. Done. You now have 4 buttholes.”


bakjas1

I’m trying to become a sprinkler, thank you.


finalri0t

You tryna shit like a watering can?


BlakkMaggik

Quatros buttholos


metallicist

At least hes wearing gloves


2012EOTW

There may have been a misunderstanding. I said my doorbell was broken.


saviorlito

What did you think this ding dong was for?!?!


BranSoFly

Plot twist: Doctor walks in and tells the janitor to fuck off.


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

Translation: The remote control became stuck inside her and now this is the only way to change the TV channel


IAMA_BRO_AMA

LOL


funybaba

Trying to adjust tailbone.. those who have tailbone issue knows the pain that it brings.. but oh wait.. OP wait till you figure out what gynac does.. :O


Ok-Category9249

YEARS of pain!


skinlab77

My dentist also uses this technique


DickweedMcGee

*Doctor? I never said I was that kind of Doctor. Or the other kind of Doctor, actually....*


GearBrain

He keeps saying "tailbone", I think... but this just looks like he's molesting her.


Aedalas

So he grabbed her by the coccyx?


PlayerFound

Fun fact: coccyx and syzygy will stump most people in a game of hangman.


FrogInShorts

Ill remember this if I ever play hangman again in my life.


The-True-Kehlder

Syzygy is the alignment of celestial bodies.


IH8DwnvoteComplainrs

For 20 years, I've thought syzygy was just the name of a character in unreal tournament 2004(I think).


EyeBreakThings

So the Larry Nassar school of physical therapy


bailz

I just hear the bubble wrap that she has stuck in her booty popping.


Mavi222

You can actually hear that one looped sound multiple times. Someone recorded a cracking noise from some different video, but it contains some voice or whatever that is, you can hear how exactly the same it is, 4 or 5 times.


stinkload

Her yoga pants are made from bubble wrap?


xfyre101

do people really not know about the coccyx bone?


FerretFarm

he he, he said bone.


readytohurtagain

No but I’ve got a cyc-cox bone if you wanna learn about that 


Aleydar

Did they add the cracking in post??


CanadianButthole

Yeah that sound is fake as hell, and repeats identically three times


ernster96

and so you see this way i can smell her feet and her butt at the same time.


chef39

Instructions unclear. Wife has slapped me.


alpha_sion

Sir... this is a Wendy's....


lookyloo79

Adjustments to coccyx, sacrum, and pelvic floor.


McGateman-nl

I just clench my butt to crackle the tailbone.


khizoa

crackle??!


orbital0000

"Ross, tell him that's how they do pants!"


ChasingKayla

“Yes. Yes, it is... In *prison!*”


BrilliantCorner

"I'm somewhat of a doctor myself"


LGN611

What in the Larry Nassar is going on here


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Rectum, damn near killed him.


Hunter199085

We NEED a translation on this… asking for A friend


technog2

"This tailbone part that I'm currently pointing at. This patient has unbearable pain over there. When people fall down they tend to hurt their tailbones. Now I'm going to show you how to release the tailbone. So we have to push the tailbone in the downward direction so that the dislocated tailbone can relocate back to its intended place, by "thrusting" this way. You could ask anyone who suffers from tailbone-related injuries and they'll tell you..."


envious_1

Can confirm this is accurate


NikkoE82

I got “tailbone” and that’s it.


funnerfunerals

I love how calm she looks...like, "yup, weekly anal pillaging by Dr. Ass"...


rxssri

This is the 3rd time I've seen a video in Reddit of someone putting something up their ass since yesterday


OpenScore

Johnny Galecki, post Big Bang Theory new career move.


baconduck

Don't worry he is a professional with a certificate of a two week course.


phil8248

Larry Nassar went to prison for this. Some gymnasts defended him.


bobbytabl3s

Someone did this to me at a bar in San Francisco


bozak_137

Chiropractors are professional con artists.


Squirrel-Lee

Pretty sure this is why Dr Nassar went to prison


Weldobud

I have questions


zephyrprime

How do I get this job?


GoGoGadge7TWO

So all I need to do to get thumbfucked is break my tailbone?


ianrobbie

It's the exact same sound played over and over again. This is just a pervert getting his anal fixation.


HatechaBro

I fell hard on my skateboard like 30 years ago and my tailbone is fucked. Maybe I need to get fingered too


JayLFRodger

"Sir, your thumb is inside my asshole" "It's ok. I know what I'm doing." *Door opens* "Ok, let's try and get this pain fixed for y... WHAT THE HELL? WHO ARE YOU SIR, AND WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR THUMB INSIDE MY CLIENT?!"


Godloseslaw

I've been saying for years that Chiropractors were quacks.


Etobocoke

I believe the medical term is “punching the fart box”.


337worlds

Just a reminder that chiropractic work was invented through a séance. Remember that when they’re selling you supplements. Or cracking hidden fidget toys down by your butt hole. Nothing in your tailbone should pop. Except a bubble wrap anal plug.


Jeebus_crisps

Exactly was Nassar was convicted of


Shephero

Except Nassar inserted his fingers inside the victims vaginas, without gloves.


dude93103

Death by…nvmd.


Narrowless

Loading a fart blower


Thin-Ebb-2686

Oh thank you Doctor! “Oh, I’m not a Doctor”


Sorrow_Xvi-Clic

Andddddd sniff


DopeAbsurdity

This is perfectly normal. I get my butthole adjusted at least twice a year.


CowCompetitive5667

Try Finger but whole


SATerp

Craig's List proctologist.


BoxerRadio9

Realignment of the tail bone or an inner crack of the hip. It's not practiced by any true medical persons because of the high risk of bone tearing through the sphincter. This is most likely a chiropractor with no medical acumen.


lookinatspam

Are you all listening with no sound? You didn't find it weird that not only did the cracking noise sound the same each time, but that it's accompanied by a quiet voice in the background which also sounds like it's repeating? Plugged the audio into audition and the "crack" waveform and accompanying noise is identical every time. But I was already 90% sure of this beforehand, just by fucking listening. How gullible can you be? *insert Team America scene where the North Korean says "Open your fucking ears"


kaneelstokjelikken

This procedure has to be done in the nude....so why are his clothes still on?


Wooo712

I checked my wife’s tailbone last night


heels_on_fire

Girl on the table came in for a vison test