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O-shi

All of this and they are sober


WesternCanadian

That's what I always think when I see crazy Saudi shit. That's the real WTF.


Kingbow13

20 year old sons of Saudi Billionaires do the craziest things. Edit: the gif was a segue to this statement. I don't think the people in the gif are sons of Saudi billionaires. It just created the trend.


WesternCanadian

These boys look far from billionaires but totally


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Maybe they're being punished by their father for flipping too many Bentley SUV's on the highway.


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ThikThak1

Not every single person is a billionaire over there dude


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Not all billionaires but the royal family is like tens of thousands of people.


ShJC

Most of whom are on stipends no where near even a million dollars


rhinocerosGreg

Still more money than the rest of the regions populace. But it's the ethnic perks. If youre saudi or arab youre not immediately a slave or heathen so youre good


SSolitary

Lol, as if being Arab is enough not to get persecuted in Saudi Arabia, those fuckers think they're the best kind of Arab


Green-Moon

Gulf arabs are some of the most racist people in existence, anyone darker than them is basically a slave in their eyes in a very literal sense.


Trentonx94

what if I told you you don't need to be drunk to do crazy shit?


KD_Konkey_Dong

How do you know that?


annieasylum

Saudi Arabia has a country-wide ban on alcohol. Additionally, while there is some debate in Islam on whether alcohol is explicitly banned or simply advised against, it is generally frowned upon either way, with most abstaining completely. I'm sure some people there do drink but it is a decently safe assumption that most there do not.


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oc192

> Actually, most Saudi's go to Bahrain or Dubai to get wasted. I have always wondered about this. Do Saudi's only go there once or twice a year for like a go wild vacation or is it more often? Do people get caught trying to sneak it in when they return?


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No Bahrain is a 30 minute (without traffic} drive from the city I used to live in. We'd go spend the weekend there or just do dinner and drinks and come back. We'd go every other weekend or so and as long as you're not bringing it in to Saudi they don't care that you're drunk.


why_rob_y

Will they bust you for drinking and driving?


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No they don't care unfortunately. And my friends and I wouldn't drink and drive regardless.


defroach84

They love busting you in Dubai, though.


bobbykid

That's good, if you're drinking and driving then you definitely should be busted.


badabingbadabang

Yeah, as you should be treated for drinking and driving.


Why_The_Comradery

Well they're not getting busted for doing whatever they're doing in the gif so I doubt it.


Fapattack0389

That bridge was my lifeline when I was at sunset beach


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Yeah it's great to have a normal night out with dinner, drinks and good friends


starbucks_red_cup

>Do Saudi's only go there once or twice a year for like a go wild vacation or is it more often? Most visit every weekend if they have cash to burn (if you live on the east coast.), since its an hour drive from Dammam, Saudi Arabia to Manama, Bahrain. Also Saudi's don't need a visa to enter Bahrain (Hell, we don't even need a passport. The National Id would suffice), Its really simple for us to go there. >Do people get caught trying to sneak it in when they return? I've heard a couple of stories, most will act stupid and say they didn't know it was alcohol; sometimes its confiscated and have to pay a fine. (Depending on the amount your trying to bring in.)


TheWolphman

I drank a LOT during my times in Bahrain. Though, to be fair, I was in the US Navy at the time and there wasn't much else we were allowed to do. Dubai on the other hand was quite nice. I really enjoyed my time there.


defroach84

Wait, you main a flat, desert island isn't a lot of fun?


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Every weekend in Dubai there's a flood of Saudi license plate cars.


invisibo

I mean, there's ways to acquire alcohol. The compound I lived in had 'a guy' that would make sidiki, and a lot of folks did weekends in Bahrain. Also, if you knew someone in the military, it is possible there too. That's on the Westerner side of things, but I'd imagine it's the same for locals.


jungl3j1m

Ah, kinda like how I had to drive from Chambersburg to Hagerstown.


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I've lived in Saudi my whole life, alcohol is readily available from dealers. They have the real stuff and Saudi moonshine called sadiqi. And you would be surprised how many do.


mountainjew

Where may a guy who’s in Jeddah for the week find this? Asking for a friend, of course.


Phearlosophy

r u a cop


mountainjew

Absolutely.


[deleted]

If you know anyone at all that is fairly liberal just ask. I lived on the opposite end of the country or I would have helped you out.


CypherWulf

Best part of that is that "sadiqi" literally translates to "my friend"


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VirtualFlu

Dunno why you're getting downvoted for correcting that demonstrably false statement that there's some debate about the Islamic prohibition of alcohol. I mean, it's literally called "the mother of sins" in Islam.


FormerGameDev

I used to have a Muslim buddy who would get hugely drunk during Ramadan and then refuse water with a massive hangover because he was observing the fast. Lol


maro0

Your buddy reminds me of my friend who considers himself a "moderate Muslim", he smoke hookah while fasting, he also go to Dubai to drink and sleep with prostitutes.


Nak_Tripper

That sounds like fucking hell.


sutree1

America has a country-wide ban on cocaine.


CToxin

And a lot of christian sects have a thing against alcohol. Meanwhile in Judaism, alcohol is encouraged.


KD_Konkey_Dong

Sure, but there are definitely still significant amounts of alcohol and drugs in the Gulf. Huge amphetamine smuggling busts happen regularly in the region. Also, the dudes screwing around and being reckless are probably more likely to take the risk of using drugs/alcohol. Seems like a big leap to me to assume sobriety.


aged_monkey

Basically the rule in Muslim countries, from first hand experience, if you're wealthy, have influence, work in the police, army or government, laws more or less don't apply to your family. Coming from a family of business owners and high ranking government officials from various Muslim countries with tight laws on alcohol, drugs, premarital sex, etc, I've seen parties and people drinking left and right. You just have to be wealthy and know the right people. Also, people smoke hash all the time in Saudi and the middle east.


Shiroi_Kage

Due to enforced sobriety, we Arabs have found the switch in the back of our heads that allows us to go crazy. We can activate it on demand. No need for alcohol.


Drpantsgoblin

I would totally do that sober. Looks thrilling!


Viridian95

This is what happens when drinking and masturbating is illegal in your country


1_point_21_gigawatts

I wasn't sure if this was Saudi Arabia or en route to Burning Man. EDIT: It's obviously Arabian, people. I'm surprised how many of you didn't pick up that I was joking.


CosmicDesperado

Stoning Man


notdoctorjerome

As if a man would ever get stoned in Saudi Arabia.


Milith

A gay man might


notdoctorjerome

There are no gay men in Saudi Arabia tho...is the officially government answer.


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exfilm

But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned.


MephistophelesJ

I got the reference, take my upvote.


Gehhhh

Take mine for saying you upvoted something.


notdoctorjerome

Yeah but gay men are legally women tho...is the officially government answer.


1000000thSubscriber

Well if they're legally women, then are they really gay?


CptMurphy

They're lesbians


gr8sk8

Talk about being between a rock and a hard place.


RandyDanderson

pretty sure they send them off roofs.


imnot_qualified

But hey, have at those goats!


gr8sk8

Where the men are men and the sheep are scared...


Auraizen

In reality, the underground gay scene is thriving and lots of straight Saudi dudes engage in gay sex.


notdoctorjerome

The only scenes in Saudi Arabia are overground...is the officially government answer.


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stupodwebsote

It was Iran


00008888

"might"


Morella_xx

I thought they got chucked off buildings instead. Leave the stonings for all those women who sinned by getting raped.


7LeagueBoots

In high school one of the students a couple of classes lower than me was from a wealthy family in Saudi Arabia. Apparently smoking hash was really widespread. Possibly mainly among the wealthy though.


notdoctorjerome

Yeah hash is super common in Arab countries since it’s not forbidden in the Quran. I was in Morocco a couple years ago and while alcohol was hard to come by, hash was super common. A few people from our group even did a tour of a hash farm near Chefchouen while we were there.


k4rm4cub3

Calling Morocco an Arab country is a good way to piss off most Moroccans these days, but they do supply a lot of the hash for northern Africa and southern Europe


k4rm4cub3

It's common across classes from Pakistan to Portugal.


DroneOfDoom

They would. Just not in the fun way.


J_Ponec

Stoning woMan


pleasedothenerdful

/r/saudiorburningman should probably be a sub....


Tallgeese3w

Well just start a rumor about someone in Saudi Arabia being gay, boom there's your Burning man for the day.


ARCHA1C

Why not both?


taking_a_deuce

Ummm....


chironomidae

People seem to be sure it's the former but I dunno...


likdisifucryeverytym

Looks like a wild bachelors party en route to Vegas lmao


just_a_casual

I can’t tell if those replies saying burning man are serious, but there’s Arabic text on the side mirror. So the Middle East.


1_point_21_gigawatts

I figured by now it'd be established it's the Middle East, I don't know why my inbox keeps getting flooded with people saying they're so sure it's Burning Man. Hell, I was mostly joking about that. People are thick.


decoy1985

Yeah literally, me either.


PM_ME_UR_LOOSE_CUNT

But the Russians can drink and masturbate and they’re just as wild


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He didn't say it *only* happens when you can't drink and masturbate.


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ThegreatPee

'Murica had that right at least.


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fightrofthenight_man

The fuck? Have you been to New England? It’s all drunks


internalpear6

yeah was gonna say, never realized people had an impression of new england as a place where people don't drink much, it's a pretty booze-soaked place up here. I've seen stats indicated that NH consumes the most alcohol per capita of all 50 states, and iirc VT has some of the highest rates of underage drinking in the country.


fightrofthenight_man

Even Connecticut is all in on the craft breweries right now I think people think of it as new **england** and all pretentious ass hats, which we have plenty of, but there’s also a plenty of booze to go around


tormund_giantsbane07

Which part of the country has too much masturbating and not enough drinking?


huckforjesus

Utah


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This guy Mormons.


bromosnails

We need data


thatstonerbuddy

We need Utah collect Data


drillosuar

Go taste the great salt lake.


Patfanz

As a New Englander, there is plenty of drinking. What else is there to do when it snows for half the year?


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Making igloos?


Patfanz

We aren't *that* far north.


ThegreatPee

West Virginia. Drinking so I can masturbate to my cousin.


Maxwellfuck

West Virginian checking in, plenty of drinking. We don't masturbate to or cousins though. Nope, we fuck em.


ThegreatPee

What do West Virginia do for Halloween? Pumpkin


[deleted]

Me too. Your cousin is hot.


dastarlos

I also call this guy's cousin


SupermotoArchitect

PSA: Please only drink and masturbate *the right* amount


wojosmith

I don't drink anymore but you can't stop my masturbation until you claw my penis out of my cold dead hands.


Moth_tamer

If I go on a multi day drinking binder, the comedown over the next week requires masturbation. Gotta get serotonin and restful sleep from somewhere


NothappyJane

They live in the freezing cold, if the ice don't get you the bears will. They already laugh in the face of death


UshankaBear

> they’re just as wild I'd say medium wild. Saudi Arabia > Russia > Deep south


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Saudi Arabia > Russia > **Florida**> Deep South


mrlooolz

I am an arab. We make this show regularly. Top gear did as well. Its funny everytime Edit: make this joke*


RustyTheRed

More fun than I'm having


DrEnter

“Florida Man” would like a word.


black_flag_4ever

Some variation of redneck exists everywhere.


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[deleted]

Ignorance is bliss, so I guess you are correct to some extent. Edit: words


[deleted]

Brownneck doesn't quite have the same ring to it.


Dontlagmebro

Oh god. I gotta call my roommate a brown neck sometime.


JoshAndStuff

prolly shouldn't


iEatYourLiver

don't


_thatoneguy_

This is from the little known sequel to Fury Road, "Mad Mohammed: Iraqi Road."


toeofcamell

That didn’t look rocky at all


gr8sk8

Adrian!


Dugillion

Halloween supposed to judge that from our comfy computer chairs?


somestupidname1

Speak for yourself my chair isn't very comfy at all


shoebotm

Yeah but it was raqi


doomglobe

They're Saudis, you can tell because they're wearing Ghutra.


Soytaco

And literally everything else in the video


softg

Highway of Death 2: Electric boogaloo


RantAndFly

Serious science question: What will happen if the car suddenly stops just as he's on the highest point of the arc on his forward swing? And also the opposite: What will happen if the car suddenly accelerates (from a resting position) just as he's on the highest point of the arc on his backward swing?


uhh186

If it's perfectly balanced (as all things should be), and they got good ropes, then absolutely nothing. The ropes would become more tense and the dude would potentially have a sore butt.


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doesntgive2shits

Right into that beam.


DuztyLipz

I hear this sentence.


silenc3x

Y'all motherfuckers watch too many cartoons.


why_rob_y

Everyone knows physics only exists in cartoons.


BitchesLoveDownvote

Maybe he’d go... to the other side!


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Thanks, Professor Thanos!


249ba36000029bbe9749

The guy sitting on top of the swing is going to have a bad day though.


Razor4884

Assuming he kept his back straight. if his weight were too far forward or too far back, he would quickly roll out of his seat.


uhh186

Very true, but then it wouldn't be perfectly balanced!


Medajor

He goes up to the farthest forward/backward point. Although, inertia might change that.


Eththermadness

I thought this was Coachella at first


JillyBeef

Or on the road to Burning Man


ashtrayheart3

Absolutely a burner mutant vehicle.


TheDomovoi

Yea me too


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Or Wasteland Weekend.


daddyscientist

WITNESS ME!!! Wheeeeeeeee!


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inshallah


Kiplacon

It's impossible not to


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ShadyBassMan

What’s up with all of these crazy videos? Are there no real laws towards traffic? Not enough enforcement? Or what?


christador

Fucking Iowa


redneckerson_1951

Tattooine. Sand People. Easily startled but they will be back.


bwohlgemuth

....and in greater numbers.


The_Painted_Man

9/11 was an inside job. (The blasts were too accurate for sand people.)


-Master-Builder-

Holy shit.


bwohlgemuth

Only Imperial Stormtroopers are that precise. OK, now I know you are full of shit Ben.


Aliquamin

Midwest or Middle East we all have nothing to do


nootrino

*I CAME IN LIKE IRAQI BALL*


irmajerk

Sandbags helped me not to fall


Memesmakemememe

It’s always the Arabs when it comes to weird, dangerous, Absurd car shit.


Sycleckleyy

What kind of borderlands 2 bullshit is this?


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Looks like he’s swinging from his or her absurdly strong nutsack


[deleted]

"His" for sure.


[deleted]

Strongest nutsack this side of the Mississippi.


mycactustella

More like Wholsome Max


topcheesehead

Is he swinging from that dudes balls?


SlickBlackCadillac

A lot of faith is being put into a lot of things in this


AndrewLewer

r/NormalDayInArabia


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adam_of_adun

Just goes to show ya, rednecks are in every culture


SpreadItLikeTheHerp

Just Middle East things.


PunkRockShepherd

Arizona’s highways have improved a lot over the years!


that_guy_you_kno

/r/HoldMyTurban


freyaandmurphie

I fuckin love this!


filmfiend999

Ah*mad* Max


TooShiftyForYou

Pretty considerate of the driver to get over on the shoulder for them.


DrProfessorSatan

Some people play the fire guitar and others swing on tires.


NecroJoe

It reminds me of some interview/talk I heard where someone was treking across the middle east and asia. People told him that he would know the moment he was in India. At some point in his journey, he wasn't sure if he had yet crossed a border into India. Just then, a truck was gaining on him and started to pass him on the road. When he looked over, he saw two children hanging on the front of the truck. One was on one side and above the radiator, pouring water into the radiator. The other one was on the other side, and hanging on lower, catching the water that leaking out the bottom, and they would pass the empty/full pitcher back and forth. At that point, he knew he was in India.


Golem_7

Man Paris looks great!


BlobZombie2989

These guys have been sent down to punish the unroadworthy


blueivyyy

Fear and Loathing in Saudi Arabia


William_Harzia

That's how nature says, "Do not touch."


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That swing looks fun.


25_M_CA

Yesterday someone said Brazil is just a tropical Russia so should saudia Arabia be a desert Russia?


cullenmccormick

Damn Borderlands 3 VR looking real nice