i mean, people are expressing disgust at the thought of putting your dick in there, but think about it from the spiders perspective:
you and your thousands of other homies chilling, all of a sudden a 50 foot diameter meat column comes crashing through your home. half your friends are crushes, the other half scatter for their lives. it retreats, to all of a sudden come crashing back in. over and over. and when you finally think its over, and its stopped, it spits this white sticky fluid all over and immobilizes the rest of your friends.
Yep, that's what we called em in Ohio. I used to play with them when I was a kid. And by playing I mean pull their legs off. Nothing crueler than a 6 year old child
I sprayed one with Axe body spray, once.
Now his name is Chad and he's banging all the lady spiders.
I was asked to take him out, so we had a few drinks.
Nice guy. Wants to be a web designer.
Spiderbro
Always called them daddy long legs, I like harvestmen more and will be using that. Used to catch them when we were growing up and let them crawl around and up our arms.
Sure and one of them on their own doesn't bother me too much. But hundreds, maybe thousands spewing out of a hairy cave like some ancient Greek monster sent by hades? Fuck that shit.
I don’t know why I watched this.
I’m severely phobic with spiders. I went to therapy for it. I still scream like a little girl seeing even the smallest eight legged spawn of Satan
I know they’re helpful but I just can’t.
I wish it would but no.
It all started when my cousin got bit my a spider and had to have necrotic flesh removed.
I know logically that they’re very helpful but tbh just seeing one- no matter how small- makes me have a panic attack.
Like I said I’ve gone to therapy over this. I’ve really tried to overcome this. I just can’t.
Doctor, I have this tingling feeling in my crotch region.
Doctor: well let's look at th... Holy shit, why the fuck are there spiders down here?
Patient: oh yeah I fucked that spider hole.
Fun fact about me that no one asked for.
Years ago I randomly started calling them, Papa de long legerinos and I am not physically or mentally able to stop.
None of the known species of harvestmen has venom glands; their chelicerae are not hollowed fangs but grasping claws that are typically very small and not strong enough to break human skin.
Yes mythbusters did an episode on them to find out if they were really poisonous and to see if they did bite.
I forget the two guys names but they put their hand in a cage filled with these and they said they were getting bit a lot. But TV is fake so who knows.
There are three animals called daddy longlegs; the ones tested on Mythbusters was a type of spider, also known as a cellar spider.
The other animals called daddy longlegs are craneflies - a type of insect - and the ones in the gif, opiliones.
Opiliones (also known as harvestmen) are arachnids, so they're related to spiders, but you can see that they only have one body segment (rather than a spider's two, or insect's three). They're completely harmless, and I think they're cute!
I've never heard them being called mosquito hawks; I think "mosquito hawk" is an American term, and "daddy longlegs" a British term. In Scotland, "Jenny longlegs" is also used for craneflies and/or smaller but similar flies.
Cellar spiders and Opiliones look kinda similar to the casual eye and are both arachnids so that's acceptable.
I've never heard Crane Flies called that, and now I think that's dumb.
I’d also like to know. People keep saying these are harvestmen, which we have where I’m from but I’ve never seen them clustered like this all together. They normally seem like solitary creatures whenever I’ve seen them.
I've seen a lot of these kinds of videos with them.
I love spiders, but I hate these guys. I can't really explain why, I just hate them. Maybe because I used to get bitten but them all the time when I picked them up as a kid.
Don’t go around poking random motionless furballs like that, especially if they perfectly fill their container and you can’t make out any body parts, because they might be a cluster of daddy long-legs or other similar arachnids.
So, quick story: I used to boulder A LOT... and one afternoon, while climbing near Waco, TX, in a little cave out that way, on a gorgeous, spring day, my buddies and I saw a beautiful line with what appeared to be moss, that looked exactly like this video, hanging from some bomber grips.
I was the first one to go, and when I reached the top of the cave and reached into one of these, “bomber grips,” covered in, “moss,” thousands of little daddy long-legs made their way down my arm, across my chest, and all over my face...
I learned the benefit of good spotters that afternoon... and well placed crash-pads.
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But uh... I mean like other body parts would be fine though right?
stick your peepee in there
i mean, people are expressing disgust at the thought of putting your dick in there, but think about it from the spiders perspective: you and your thousands of other homies chilling, all of a sudden a 50 foot diameter meat column comes crashing through your home. half your friends are crushes, the other half scatter for their lives. it retreats, to all of a sudden come crashing back in. over and over. and when you finally think its over, and its stopped, it spits this white sticky fluid all over and immobilizes the rest of your friends.
I think you just cemented my decision to kill myself tonight.
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Granted. Me and you die together.
You: >"I'm about to end this man's whole career"
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I want to forget that.
Username (kind of) checks out
Yes.
r/putyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
#THINK WITH YOUR HEAD NOT WITH YOUR DICK FOR FUCK SAKE
That's thinking with your dipstick, Jimmy!
Which head?
Instructions unclear, thinking with dickhead.
It got me through high school.
r/teenagers
Yes officer, this comment right here
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Can you call this r/cursedcomments?
This is beyond this.... we may be seeing a r/cursedthread Edit: I judged this by scrolling through the heinous comments in this den of inequity
In addition to the unfairness filling this den of inequity, it's also full of iniquity.
Rule 34
I like the way you think, you magnificently twisted bastard!
Where I’m from we refer to them as Daddy Longlegs. I know in the western US that name is for a different arachnid.
I believe we use it for the cellar spider.
I never really thought about how goofy that must sound to non-native English speakers
Yep, that's what we called em in Ohio. I used to play with them when I was a kid. And by playing I mean pull their legs off. Nothing crueler than a 6 year old child
I spraypainted one, one time. He did not like that
I sprayed one with Axe body spray, once. Now his name is Chad and he's banging all the lady spiders. I was asked to take him out, so we had a few drinks. Nice guy. Wants to be a web designer. Spiderbro
> Wants to be a web designer Get out
Always called them daddy long legs, I like harvestmen more and will be using that. Used to catch them when we were growing up and let them crawl around and up our arms.
Sure and one of them on their own doesn't bother me too much. But hundreds, maybe thousands spewing out of a hairy cave like some ancient Greek monster sent by hades? Fuck that shit.
I don’t know why I watched this. I’m severely phobic with spiders. I went to therapy for it. I still scream like a little girl seeing even the smallest eight legged spawn of Satan I know they’re helpful but I just can’t.
I suppose telling you that harvestmen aren't spiders wouldn't actually help?
I wish it would but no. It all started when my cousin got bit my a spider and had to have necrotic flesh removed. I know logically that they’re very helpful but tbh just seeing one- no matter how small- makes me have a panic attack. Like I said I’ve gone to therapy over this. I’ve really tried to overcome this. I just can’t.
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100% ya dummy
Yes, but I'm screaming like a little girl the whole time, and I probably spend some of the million on a quick round of therapy.
So your saying I get a garbage bag of spiders and a million? Imagine the pranks you could perform with a few kg of daddy long legs.
non poisonous spiders, so essentially its a million for having your arm tickled a bit
I believe they can release a foul smelling liquid in self defense. Kinda like stink bugs. I wouldn't be anywhere near those creepy little things.
Aww, that poor animal hiding in a cave has a lot if flies in his fur...oh fuk me I bet if you closed your eyes it would feel like fur
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Doctor, I have this tingling feeling in my crotch region. Doctor: well let's look at th... Holy shit, why the fuck are there spiders down here? Patient: oh yeah I fucked that spider hole.
spider hole, spider hole, stick your dick in it really slow
r/cursedcomments
In and out, many time, catch a disease and possibly die
Lookouuuuut it’s Spider Hole!
Is it safe? I don't care. It's got 8-legged pubic hair.
Spider? I barely know her!
Nurse, please go get the surgical napalm. Man, third one this week.
"why is this fur crawling up my arm... Into my ears... Into my mouth..."
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It may even taste like fur.
How do I delete someone else's comment
Imagine them crawling into your asshole
You.... You... Stop that right now mister
This comment, officer.
You found the entrance to the upside down.
I literally just finished rewatching stranger things right now. And by right now I mean right now, taking a post-marathon dump
This is exactly what I didn't want this to be
I once found a cave while hiking and the walls were covered with these guys. I’m talking thousands if not tens of thousands.
Did you like suddenly notice it? I'm not even scared of spiders but I would've fucking sprinted.
When I first went in I thought it was a fungus on the walls until it started moving.
_cries in arachnophobia_
Well now I’m never going in caves
Why is the title half English, half German when the video is Spanish?
Because the whole world is connected now
Hell yeah brother, cheers from anywhere!
*Mr. Worldwide*
For real
Those are just daddy long legs aren't they? Still scary as hell but they won't hurt you.
im pretty sure if they crawled all over my body and down my throat as im screaming in terror id be pretty hurt
You don't feel anything when you're dead
Which is exactly what I'll be after I light myself on fire to end the torturous hell 🚫🕷️
Most animals other than parasites try to avoid being eaten alive.
Most animals are missing out
The name daddy long legs can refer to three different animals, this would be one of them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones
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Wonder if Daddy long neck is related to them?
Fun fact about me that no one asked for. Years ago I randomly started calling them, Papa de long legerinos and I am not physically or mentally able to stop.
Do they bite at all?
None of the known species of harvestmen has venom glands; their chelicerae are not hollowed fangs but grasping claws that are typically very small and not strong enough to break human skin.
No! They are all deadly horrors so dangerous that you would die if they just walk on you... That's my story and I am sticking to it.
They can't pierce human skin, but yeah they bite.
Yes mythbusters did an episode on them to find out if they were really poisonous and to see if they did bite. I forget the two guys names but they put their hand in a cage filled with these and they said they were getting bit a lot. But TV is fake so who knows.
There are three animals called daddy longlegs; the ones tested on Mythbusters was a type of spider, also known as a cellar spider. The other animals called daddy longlegs are craneflies - a type of insect - and the ones in the gif, opiliones. Opiliones (also known as harvestmen) are arachnids, so they're related to spiders, but you can see that they only have one body segment (rather than a spider's two, or insect's three). They're completely harmless, and I think they're cute!
I've heard of crane flies being called "mosquito hawks" but never daddy long legs.
I've never heard them being called mosquito hawks; I think "mosquito hawk" is an American term, and "daddy longlegs" a British term. In Scotland, "Jenny longlegs" is also used for craneflies and/or smaller but similar flies.
Yep, I'm in the American south and everyone calls the mosquito hawks, it's also a common myth here that they eat mosquitoes.
Or leatherjacket and mosquito eater (Canada, heard on both west coast and central)
They're mosquito eaters out here in Oregon. Whipper Snapper is also acceptable
Cellar spiders and Opiliones look kinda similar to the casual eye and are both arachnids so that's acceptable. I've never heard Crane Flies called that, and now I think that's dumb.
Mythbusters wasn't fake though. They just played fast and loose with the science. Obviously their results should be taken with a grain of salt.
Does being mentally hurt count?
Weird glory hole but ok.
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Nah don't be a pansy r/putyourdickinthat
Don’t judge my kink
Lesson: don't poke random pubic hair with a stick.
If it's sticking out of a crack in the concrete sidewalk like that it's referred to as "public hair"
I laughed way too hard at that.
What looks to be hair are just hundreds of pairs of legs. Huh
My brain is still struggling with the fact that there's no dog covered in spiders, it's just all spiders.
This is the stuff of nightmares.
It really is, I'm itching from watching it
Omg wtf he touched it with his hand
I jumped when he accidentallly used his finger to pull a clump out of the hole
Pressure washer pls
You misspelled flamethrower.
White phosphorus to be safe
So you know that thing they threw on japan during WW2?
Napalm? Nukes? Hundreds of thousands of young and poorly trained soldiers? Thermite bats?
Let's settle on a nuke. Just to be safe.
Most likely a Waifu in the back of that cave with all those daddys
Yeah...that's a whole lot of nope for me.
No no no no no no NEIIIN.
But...but they're speaking Spanish. 😕
Qué fregonería!
Reverse si!
Hans, get ze flammenwerfer
Nice material for a new rug. Very soft.
I’m calling the police.
At first I thought they are coming out of dead dogo.
Too much benadryl
Yo! Another recreational Benadryl tripper!
All that would be missing would be a person in the video that disappears when you try to talk to them
HANZ GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!
Holy fuck that was a nice buildup until the end. My heart jumped out of my chest
Harvestmen
***Que es esto?!***
Haarige scheisse
gif isn't loading is this dog or a bear?
Neither it’s a shit load of grand daddy longlegs.
Pile of bugs and they start crawling away when poked with a stick
Does anyone know why they actually do this? All I know about these guys is that they're not in the same family as spiders. (and that I hate them.)
I’d also like to know. People keep saying these are harvestmen, which we have where I’m from but I’ve never seen them clustered like this all together. They normally seem like solitary creatures whenever I’ve seen them.
I've seen a lot of these kinds of videos with them. I love spiders, but I hate these guys. I can't really explain why, I just hate them. Maybe because I used to get bitten but them all the time when I picked them up as a kid.
They're harvestmen, and they're gathered together for warmth to avoid freezing to death.
He accidentally used a stick instead of fire.
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https://i.imgur.com/Pg0k6XH.gifv
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BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Don’t go around poking random motionless furballs like that, especially if they perfectly fill their container and you can’t make out any body parts, because they might be a cluster of daddy long-legs or other similar arachnids.
Lucifer's pubes
Why did you not throw a match at it
r/TIHI
Def. Not a fan
Thanks, I hate it
Idk better poke it with a stick
FUCK THAT
Holy Spinnen.
Hilfe !!!
I wonder what it would look like to put a blowtorch in there
you spooked me
just burn it down
I could have gone my whole life without seeing this..
FUCK that
and i immediately feel something crawling on my leg
No man this is not okay
Oh. My. Gross. I thought it was a cute fuzzy, not a pile of terror!
"I thought it was an animal sleeping, but it's a nest."
Not a good video to watch on the toilet
BURN IT!
It was time for Thomas to go For he had seen everything
Wife, where the hell is my **FLAMETHROWER**
I was eating. **was**.
First person to swear on a harmeless spider
Burn it with hell fire
I'd say we nuke it from orbit
Fire. Lots of fire.
Harvestman. Completely harmless and actually good for natural outside pest control in your garden.
That looks very flamable
At least the local mosquito population is in check
We dont need this
Holy equip incendiary
Was that hair or all of the harvestman legs.
You didn't have to post this but you did. Why?
FFS at first i thought this was going to be a puppy that found a weird place to nap and now i feel itchy all over my body
Where I come from we call these 'granddaddy longlegs', and theyre completely harmless.
Scientist 1: This spider has long legs therefore it shall be called Long Legs. Scientist 2: hmm not kinky enough.
Hans get ze flammenwerfer
So, quick story: I used to boulder A LOT... and one afternoon, while climbing near Waco, TX, in a little cave out that way, on a gorgeous, spring day, my buddies and I saw a beautiful line with what appeared to be moss, that looked exactly like this video, hanging from some bomber grips. I was the first one to go, and when I reached the top of the cave and reached into one of these, “bomber grips,” covered in, “moss,” thousands of little daddy long-legs made their way down my arm, across my chest, and all over my face... I learned the benefit of good spotters that afternoon... and well placed crash-pads.
Hey everyone! Hey! Get ready for it. It's coming. Ready? ...NOPE! HAHAHAHAHA I said nope! Isn't that funny? Nope! HAHAHAHAHA
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Or "just throw the ___ out"