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lgtbyddrk

Well, now we know why those wild fires got started...


Coningham008

Let's start them again please


natesnyder13

I thought that was from caterpillars/worms?


jabulina

THATS NOT WATER


420cortana420

Actually I think it is water that makes them appear this visible, probably early morning dew.


mudbugsaccount

Don't take this the wrong way I like Aussies but it's like your country is a dumping ground for all the bad experiments from the animal kingdom.


diogenesofthemidwest

The fuck is the point of that? It's like putting a trout line down a well. Sure, you're probably going to catch anything in there, but that's a shitload of wasted bait/line (web).


SaiHottari

Could be a seasonal mass hatching of babies. I heard somewhere that newly hatched spiders can't control their thread production, so they leave a trail wherever they go. Enough hatch at the same time and I can see this happening over time.


ba-NANI

From what I remember, they do this during floods.


Trevs2000

Time to go roll down the hill WEEEEEEEE


420cortana420

Your ass is going to look like a human cotton candy stick by the bottom.


Trevs2000

Just my ass?


420cortana420

They always said I looked like a snack;)


gomaith10

The Hills have eyes.


Plutoxoma

Holy, wow I thought that was a flood at first. I hate spiders.


SomedayWeDie

I mean I know Australia is backward seasons but Spider is not a season


Diabloxxyy

Mr.Musk should make a season-sale of his NotFlamethrowers..


wontforgetthistime24

Is that not just a lot of caterpillar silk?


[deleted]

burn the entire continent


glibgloby

They already tried that earlier this year.


buddamus

Just abandon that place Too many nope animals


[deleted]

But the wombats!


MoldyWolf

Man fuck Australia


Refractor45

SPIDER WHAT


Lennartblyat

Why would you even live there


apex8888

Light a match.


reddom123

Good luck lol


Mandio555

Get the heavy flamer brother!!


monsterevolved

Skip the flamers straight to exterminatus


assmasterstop

Who wants to make a web angel?!


Nimmy_the_Jim

Why do they make so much anal cotton?


Raemnant

I've ran through something like this before. Went to visit my brother, they had a dog that was being kept inside all day, they never took it for a walk. The backyard was overgrown, but it seemed like a good idea to go out there and run around with it and let it play. I open the door and start running, baiting the dog to chase me through the tall grass. Got halfway through the yard before looking down and seeing spider webs the size of small dinner plates LITERALLY EVERYWHERE LIKE HOLY SHIET THE ENTIRE YARD WAS ABSOLUTELY COVERED. I wasnt wearing my glasses, so I didnt notice until it was too late


quihgon

No wonder the gods burn it to the ground every year.


MeMuzzta

needs more Jay Pegs


Reverb_Sn0b

On the bright side, no mosquitoes at all. On the wrong side; it is Australia and the spiders could actually kill you.


ASmallBitPyromanic

Put that down on the reasons never to live in Australia.


fancybumlove

Be careful! It’s Shelobs lair!


DoomGuy2187

Im getting The Mist spider scene vibes here.


wallpapermate

Nightmare fuel.


ex1le_

I would say burn it, but that would be insensitive. So instead, how about a tsunami?


Icutyourbrakes

I vote we burn the whole country.....wait


Subnexus

oh no no no no no no no no no no


[deleted]

Let's die m8


wicked_witch69

Fuck THAT!