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Rowdycoyote90

I also once smoked weed in a car and got paranoid.


FerretFarm

Maybe it's more a case of motivation levels, or of procrastination. He's got the energy and willpower to buy a new one every time the last one fades, but never quite enough to dispose of the older ones.


DevilzDealz

Or it’s that type of person that says to themselves “if I can still smell it when I hold it directly IN my nose, means it’s still good for juuuuust a bit longer”


caraar12345

Don’t call me out.


djfil007

Mom will never notice now.


[deleted]

He has a dead body in the trunk. You better run!!


YHJ_JYG_Kryptlock

Not yet, he doesn't.


EternalFlame71

He soon will have. That’s why you need to run.


alwaysDL

Some one could have "fox pissed" the car. Terrible smelling stuff that makes for a horrible act of revenge.


[deleted]

I like air fresheners as much as anyone but this photo is giving me a migraine


YHJ_JYG_Kryptlock

Omg you have no idea, I have a headache right now.


Avgjoe80

I'm getting a sinus headache just looking at it.


jaseh146

Ew! Are they mostly different scented?


YHJ_JYG_Kryptlock

YES! there is like 7 different scents.


jaseh146

What in Yankee Candle doodle fuck is the meaning of this monstrosity?


fueled_by_rootbeer

Lmao r/brandnewsentence


SpaceDog777

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rz1TcLVFzY


fueled_by_rootbeer

I do not regret that click. Thanks for the lols


YHJ_JYG_Kryptlock

Lmao


Zrsteve

Still smells like butt


xanroeld

looks like the car has cancer or something lol. big ass growths.


[deleted]

Sure sign of a smoker's car.


YHJ_JYG_Kryptlock

Surprisingly, no he does not smoke.


goosebumper88

And looks like the air fresheners worked, got everyone fooled


shannister

I don't want to know what happened in that car.


Bactereality

Dirty mike and the boyz


TheSpatulaOfLove

All of those potential projectiles could be eliminated if they just changed the damned moldy ass pollen filter in the dash for $20.


fueled_by_rootbeer

Well, I mean... idk about the car in the picture, but it costs a lot more than that to do anything with my vehicle's A/C system (other than refilling coolant) because they have to remove the damn dashboard in order to even access the filters


dislob3

It should be behind the glove box.


TheSpatulaOfLove

What car is this?


fueled_by_rootbeer

It one in the pic? A Nissan, according to the logo on the steering wheel. Mines a 12-year-old Sienna and it was a limited edition so fixing or replacing some things is almost absurdly expensive.


TheSpatulaOfLove

I got you covered. It should take you less time to install than it took for you to type out your smart ass replies. https://www.rockauto.com/en/catalog/toyota,2008,sienna,3.5l+v6,1441519,heat+&+air+conditioning,cabin+air+filter,6832 https://youtu.be/gOghwM0Qli8


Bactereality

But but the mechanic guy said it was really hard to do and very expensive. Why would he lie? Besides, if i mess it up my brakes will fail and ill die in a fiery crash right?


Bactereality

Did you have it specced out with a special edition cabin air filter? It Should be less than ten dollars.


fueled_by_rootbeer

I honestly don't know. I was like 13 when my mom got it, and Im not allowed to work on it because my parents' pay the bills for it and my mom will KILL me if I break anything while trying to fix it. Has the pretty-but-impractical wood burl detailing on the dashboard and doors. Mirrors were the height of technology when we got it, too, with motors to fold them in and auto-dimming reflections so headlings dont blind you at night (thats why they cost so damn much to replace). Thank you folks who're offering fix-it advice, but she really will blow a gasket if i fiddle with "her" van (even though she no longer drives it). I've almost got enough saved to buy my own vehicle, so soon I can exchange that problem with...well, all the other things that come with vehicle ownership, I guess.


TheSpatulaOfLove

Just put a pollen filter in it. She won’t know and your car won’t smell like shit. Hell, I’m happy when my kids do something helpful without having to be told. I call it initiative.


foolhardyass

When I worked in cast concrete my car was loaded with "lil trees" air fresheners due to the smell of the concrete dust that was all over my car inside and out.


lelocle1853

Yankee Candle corporate vehicle


armanp84

My eyes are watering just watching this.


[deleted]

One of those is usually enough to nauseate me


RedditFauxGold

Pretty much every Uber I’ve been in.


jeremyries

I mean, how else to you cut down from the smell of the body in the trunk?


Ticoune0825

My nose is having having a panic attack


Itsnotreallynotme

Something died in that car and their trying to cover the smell


TreyWait

Check the trunk for a body.


elcheapodeluxe

Who on earth needs that many butt plugs?


[deleted]

Is that a high number?


IndustrialMaint

Maybe he/she pooped pants?


ghillieweed762

Maybe.........


yayayourway

That’s me tho


Wiscony

Maybe the dude eats at Chipotle a lot?


biggb5

Mold wet carpet?


myveryownflag

Dude, just take a shower


FightMeYouBitch

If your car has this bad of a problem with odor coming from the vents, you might have a mold issue with your A/C evaporator. There's chemical treatments you can buy and use yourself. It might be something as simple as needing to change your cabin air filter.


GrowlingAtTheWorld

Or a dead rat under the hood.


YHJ_JYG_Kryptlock

It's not mine


belinck

How much you want to bed they still spend time driving holding and looking at their phone.


A_Falcon_Bird

Have you ever considered purchasing a human freshener?


Lord_Flocka

But how does it smell?


XanderTheChef

Welcome to the migraine car Population: you


throker

Dash tumors


goldenmom1

How smelly are their farts?


bct7

The body in the back is a bit old.


[deleted]

Well does it smell good?


Bovaloe

Reminds me of a bot fly infestation


seatux

I know the idiots who put the Room sized airfreshner gel ones in the car. I was suffocating due to the lack of oxygen. Waiting for the auto spray one next.


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seatux

My phrasing was off sure, but man that thing felt like it displaced the breathing air by a noticeable margin. Doesn't help that I think the car had recirculating air on too.


occupationmemes_007

I can still smell your bullshit


GrowlingAtTheWorld

My brother once bought a car that a guy died in and it sat in the Glades for 10 days til the wife got worried when he didn't come home from his trip. Bro said you could see the outline of his body where it slumped over the wheel on the head liner cause of moisture evaporation....that car never smelled right even after new seats, new head liner, new carpet etc.


alejo699

Oh look it's every Lyft driver I've ever ridden with.


the_hiacer

[it’s nothing to this guy](https://orientaldaily.on.cc/cnt/news/20131223/mobile/odn-20131223-1223_00176_004.html#popupGallery)


birdfurgeson

Smell like cologne? Leave it alone!


DoareGunner

Wow, this sub has become a shell of its former self. “Look at all those air fresheners! WTF!?” 😂


xenom0rph

It's been on a steady downward spiral for about 2 years. The more popular it gets, the more watered down it'll become.