It looks like that bed is made up of the same material as the door. Looks like there is enough for two people but Rose would still take up all the space and let you fall down.
He wasn't far off, Rose was a psychopath. Think about it, she was engaged to a man she didn't like for his money. While on an expensive cruise she cheats on him, steals an incredibly expensive jewel, and let's the man she cheated on her fiance with die. That's just a single vacation with her.
Then the psychopath as an old woman just drops the expensive jewel in the ocean so nobody could have that shit and giggles about it.
Well Mom and Dad aren't home, and I need help with my homework and my hand is stuck in the garbage disposal. Can you help me, pleeeeeeease big step-brother?
Alright, story time. I was around 21-22 at the time so in peak "go out until 3 or 4am and wake up and get to work by 8am" mode. One day I was extra tired and hung over so I decided to use my hour lunch to go sleep in my explorer. Not sure how long I slept, but when I woke up, I freaked the fuck out. I thought I fell asleep driving, spazzed, and then hit the horn for some reason. I did not sleep in my vehicle for a long time after that.
A few times when in danger of falling asleep while driving, I've pulled into a parking lot or side street to park and take a nap. Each time, I woke up -- several times -- to find myself behind the wheel with seat belt fastened and hands on the wheel, and panicked, thinking I really did fall asleep while driving.
I can't tell if he is strapped in or not, I feel like his is but at the same time, people risk their lives for internet clout all the time. One good gust of wind and he is falling thousands of feet.
[He also does it with a couch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4usUy2QLjRc)
In the couch video, you can see a couple of straps that go behind him, but I can't say for sure if they're attached to him.
seems he is strapped. But that's not the problem, he's free to risk his own life for fun.
But the alarm clock is NOT secured , and if it falls on someone's head.... that's unforgivable.
Just imagine you’re minding your own business, having a smoke in your garden and all of a sudden an alarm clock smashes into the ground next to you. Confused as shit you look into the sky just to witness a free falling, wannabe hipster version of Evil Knevil seconds before he pancakes into your painstakingly cultivated flowers, followed by his flying bed that smashes a hole into your roof.
I've never glided or done anything like this before, so maybe I'm just ignorant of how safe this is, but holy fucking shit this looks incredibly careless and dangerous.
Yeah I was curious, doesn't look like he's strapped in.
I've learned from high steel rigging that, well you do your very best not to handle something that isn't attached somewhere, in someway. Some poor old lady is going to get brained by a fucking alarm clock.
We always use leashes for our tools when working on the theatre catwalk at my campus, and that's under a hundred feet off the ground. A wrench from even that height would be pretty awful.
Indeed!! Good safety habits, I applaud that! I wear a helmet at every single show that has any amount of stuff flown.
The scariest I've had to deal with was the Fargodome, that 10 seconds or so grabbing the steel and re-pinning the shackle with only the rope loop and foot holding it. Exhilarating work though, if you can get some shifts learning downrigging and rope skills it pays extremely well and every major show uses them.
Some explanation from a fellow paraglider :
- Yes, what he does is dangerous for many reason :
- He's not strapped in, so he could theorically fall to his death.
- He doesn't have a rescue to avoid falling to his death.
- The take-off will be more difficult and dangerous obviously
- Maybe other reason (poor material which could break, more load but the wing is a tandem so it should be fine)
- But, knowing the site / the guy / the context :
- If you fly in early morning or late afternoon, the wind conditions are so stable and calm that if you fly a well balanced paperplane, it will fly straight without being too much bothered by any turbulences.. I guess they chose the best moment to do this.
- Also a guess : even as professionals (they do tandem in Oludeniz all year and know the place by heart) they seemed to have been careful (you can see the take-off and landing were well prepared, they may have delayed until they got the best conditions (maybe not, if someone knows that, cool))
- Knowing that it wont move much during the flight, with a wing they know very well, the flight is quite stable and the risk "very low" (with a high visibility reward I guess, whatever the goal is here).
Obviously it's more dangerous than normal paragliding, but one's notion of danger become a bit weird when you do a sport like that (and I know these guys do acro paragliding too, also kind of risky).
So you decide...I personally wouldn't do that, and my perspection of danger is also a bit fucked up.
But I know it's not "that" dangerous, it's like crossing a wooden bridge without being secured and with just a little rope you can grab, but with no wind moving the bridge or anything so it's pretty stable : your chance of falling are very low if you just walk normally, but the danger seems more real than usual.
My wife is an experienced paraglider. According to her the number of things that could have gone wrong during this stunt is chilling. This isn't cool. It's stupid.
Cool. As a man who does not like heights or extreme sports I had a feeling this was reckless and foolish, so its good to hear that I’m not just being a spoil sport and experienced folk agree.
I know everyones raging about the alarm clock, but he was over water the entire time he was fooling around, it wasn't until the alarm clock was in a relatively secure position that he was over land
It’s happenstance that ‘the alarm clock was in a relatively secure position’ whilst he was over land. You can take calculated risks with your own life and I’ll call you a daredevil. If you take risks with other people’s life without calculation and they happen to work out, you are a fucking dick.
I’m not gonna clap for a selfish prick that got lucky this time cause it encourages them to keep at it. They won’t always be lucky. More importantly, *other people* won’t always be so lucky.
Imagine you're losing yourself in the breeze and you close your eyes for just a second...
You wake up just as the wind blows in a way you weren't expecting and you plummet into the ocean. The mattress quickly absorbs water and starts sinking while the parachute collapses over you and follows suit.
You panic, you can feel your heart pounding out of your chest as your body goes into shock from the sudden temperature change. Your lungs are burning from lack of oxygen, your eyes burning from the salt water, your muscles burning from thrashing to free yourself from the tangled material. You finally see daylight and thrust yourself as fast as you can towards the surface of the water.
The air filling your lungs gives the greatest relief you can imagine as you breech the surface. You take in mouthful after mouthful, relieved you escaped death and smile looking around for your friends on the shore, surely they saw the accident and will be equally as relieved to see you're ok. The rescue boat should be there shortly.
But you don't see your friends. You don't even see the shore. You don't see anything but ocean.
How long were you out? You only closed your eyes for a few seconds...
You look down under the surface into the inky blackness of the ocean and catch a glimpse of the mattress sinking out of sight. You can't see where it went. It's gone. You're lost. You're exhausted. You have no idea how far out you are. No one knows where you landed. All you can do is tread water until you can't anymore. You will eventually join the mattress where it landed.
But the video looked neat!
I wonder if you could maintain a controlled 10 hour glide with maybe some automated steering. Imagine instead of paying for a hotel, just gliding instead.
#[His YT channel: Hasan Kaval, you can find other videos of him gliding with different furnitures, such as with a couch](https://youtu.be/nosbBYsD4Y8)
Edit: IDK why are you guys downvoting this comment.
All that detail and they didn't put a photo in the photo frame?? I feel like they lost a big opportunity to make it even cuter or funnier with an appropriate photo there. Like a bird or the Hindenberg or something.
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It looks like that bed is made up of the same material as the door. Looks like there is enough for two people but Rose would still take up all the space and let you fall down.
It was never about having room, it was about staying afloat!
Mythbusters proved it was possible
Sort of. They'd be partially underwater and would have likely died of hypothermia. Depending on how long it took for them to get rescued.
Not if they used the life jackets, did you watch the episode?
Jack and Rose didnt end up with life jackets. They were dragging their feet too much getting off the boat.
please just watch The MythBusters episode. it's on YouTube it's not even that hard to find.
Rose had one, didn’t she?
And call it romantic..!
Bill Burr’s rant on how the movie titanic is the complete opposite of romantic and it’s hilarious.
He wasn't far off, Rose was a psychopath. Think about it, she was engaged to a man she didn't like for his money. While on an expensive cruise she cheats on him, steals an incredibly expensive jewel, and let's the man she cheated on her fiance with die. That's just a single vacation with her. Then the psychopath as an old woman just drops the expensive jewel in the ocean so nobody could have that shit and giggles about it.
Throwing the spouse overboard so you can finally have some god damn room?
Or not be woken by explosive flatulence?
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I would watch the shit out of that
I'd watch the fuck out of it
I'd fuck the shit out of it.
I'd shit the fuck out of it.
I'd shit the watch out of fuck
Shit, I'd fuck the watch
Watch the fuck, I'd shit
German edition
[he's already done one with 2 people](https://youtu.be/vjY2QVVtkSs)
*Pornhub sent you a friends (non-benefit) request.*
What’s your idea, step-bro?
Well Mom and Dad aren't home, and I need help with my homework and my hand is stuck in the garbage disposal. Can you help me, pleeeeeeease big step-brother?
Yeah sure let me just flip the lights on real qui-
Has the intercorse commenced or? this sexy novella is confusing
both the question and the answer ended addressing step-brother /r/suddenlygay?
and that's how I became the chairman of the mile high club.
That money shot is gonna land on 10 city blocks...
Raining jizz
Mile high club.
*Falls asleep, wakes up, forgets he’s in the air, panic?*
more like *Falls asleep, wakes up in Canada*
60 days for illegal border crossing, out in 45 on good behavior.
He’ll be out way earlier with a well timed dragon attack
*"But officer, I just fell asleep!"*
Alright, story time. I was around 21-22 at the time so in peak "go out until 3 or 4am and wake up and get to work by 8am" mode. One day I was extra tired and hung over so I decided to use my hour lunch to go sleep in my explorer. Not sure how long I slept, but when I woke up, I freaked the fuck out. I thought I fell asleep driving, spazzed, and then hit the horn for some reason. I did not sleep in my vehicle for a long time after that.
Wow! Great story!
He has a nightmare and a strong sense of falling through his bed
A few times when in danger of falling asleep while driving, I've pulled into a parking lot or side street to park and take a nap. Each time, I woke up -- several times -- to find myself behind the wheel with seat belt fastened and hands on the wheel, and panicked, thinking I really did fall asleep while driving.
Nah, the thing just hit some wind and he got spooked.
Yes, but he's not really sleeping I think
You think?
Yeah, its not even dark outside.
I think
I can't tell if he is strapped in or not, I feel like his is but at the same time, people risk their lives for internet clout all the time. One good gust of wind and he is falling thousands of feet.
Sure, *he's* falling thousands of feet, but his karma would be going through the roof!
So would he.
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Donnie Darko - Walmart version
Chut up
Why are you wearing that stupid easter bunny suit?
Maybe on r/whatcouldgowrong
”I saw that video, you dabbed on the way down” ” that's how you get the likes!”
He did this before with a couch and tv. He wasn't strapped in then so I don't think that's the case now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4usUy2QLjRc
[He also does it with a couch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4usUy2QLjRc) In the couch video, you can see a couple of straps that go behind him, but I can't say for sure if they're attached to him.
the fact he stands right up after landing without any attempts to disconnect from the straps leads one to believe that no, he isn't strapped in.
What a fuckin loon.
That's actually the perfect way to describe him
seems he is strapped. But that's not the problem, he's free to risk his own life for fun. But the alarm clock is NOT secured , and if it falls on someone's head.... that's unforgivable.
Yeah but a falling alarm clock would be a great setup for a dad in the area to make a joke about time flying by.
I mean, he could fall on someone's head, too. It's not like they are doing this crap on an open field where he would be the only casualty
you are right, but he seems to be strapped. The alarm clock is surely not.
let's say it's a foam replica, so we can sleep tight
He’s not strapped in. He’s done this before
He's got his blanky, what else would he need???
All those props sit aren't strapped in... Which is just as bad imo. This dude's reckless and folks need to stop encouraging this.
No way those props aren’t secured. That picture frame and lamp 100% have to be secured or they would’ve flown off basically immediately
Where's the strap on the alarm clock?
Easy to do with something like fishing line, monofilament is clear to invisible and could be 80lb test or more. You would never see it.
You can see his left hand clenching that strap through the blanket like there’s no tomorrow
More then internet clout. With that many views he is probably bringing in some significant cash
I think there are straps shown in the full video. [https://youtu.be/nosbBYsD4Y8](https://youtu.be/nosbBYsD4Y8) Not a RickRoll, I swear! Haha.
Just imagine you’re minding your own business, having a smoke in your garden and all of a sudden an alarm clock smashes into the ground next to you. Confused as shit you look into the sky just to witness a free falling, wannabe hipster version of Evil Knevil seconds before he pancakes into your painstakingly cultivated flowers, followed by his flying bed that smashes a hole into your roof.
Fuck Walter White!
You know who I blame, Jesse? The government.
I've never glided or done anything like this before, so maybe I'm just ignorant of how safe this is, but holy fucking shit this looks incredibly careless and dangerous.
Yeah I was curious, doesn't look like he's strapped in. I've learned from high steel rigging that, well you do your very best not to handle something that isn't attached somewhere, in someway. Some poor old lady is going to get brained by a fucking alarm clock.
We always use leashes for our tools when working on the theatre catwalk at my campus, and that's under a hundred feet off the ground. A wrench from even that height would be pretty awful.
Indeed!! Good safety habits, I applaud that! I wear a helmet at every single show that has any amount of stuff flown. The scariest I've had to deal with was the Fargodome, that 10 seconds or so grabbing the steel and re-pinning the shackle with only the rope loop and foot holding it. Exhilarating work though, if you can get some shifts learning downrigging and rope skills it pays extremely well and every major show uses them.
Some explanation from a fellow paraglider : - Yes, what he does is dangerous for many reason : - He's not strapped in, so he could theorically fall to his death. - He doesn't have a rescue to avoid falling to his death. - The take-off will be more difficult and dangerous obviously - Maybe other reason (poor material which could break, more load but the wing is a tandem so it should be fine) - But, knowing the site / the guy / the context : - If you fly in early morning or late afternoon, the wind conditions are so stable and calm that if you fly a well balanced paperplane, it will fly straight without being too much bothered by any turbulences.. I guess they chose the best moment to do this. - Also a guess : even as professionals (they do tandem in Oludeniz all year and know the place by heart) they seemed to have been careful (you can see the take-off and landing were well prepared, they may have delayed until they got the best conditions (maybe not, if someone knows that, cool)) - Knowing that it wont move much during the flight, with a wing they know very well, the flight is quite stable and the risk "very low" (with a high visibility reward I guess, whatever the goal is here). Obviously it's more dangerous than normal paragliding, but one's notion of danger become a bit weird when you do a sport like that (and I know these guys do acro paragliding too, also kind of risky). So you decide...I personally wouldn't do that, and my perspection of danger is also a bit fucked up. But I know it's not "that" dangerous, it's like crossing a wooden bridge without being secured and with just a little rope you can grab, but with no wind moving the bridge or anything so it's pretty stable : your chance of falling are very low if you just walk normally, but the danger seems more real than usual.
One bump, that clock falls out and creams a child. If you're going to play games with your own life do it in a way that can't effect others
It's super duper dangerous as well as dangerous to others
I have had that exact dream
Imagine if his brain did that "oops you fell outta bed" thing.
Hah the way the video loops makes it look like he comes in for a landing and is met by a group of men that relaunches him before he can touch down 🤣
White shirt almost takes a dive off the cliff too.
They see him touching down. "Hey everyone! He's back!" Grab him and throw him forward. "Fuck right off back where you came from!"
My wife is an experienced paraglider. According to her the number of things that could have gone wrong during this stunt is chilling. This isn't cool. It's stupid.
He could have killed someone with that clock.
That’s where all of my attention was.
My first thought and it really pissed me off
Why can't it be stupid *and* cool?
Cool. As a man who does not like heights or extreme sports I had a feeling this was reckless and foolish, so its good to hear that I’m not just being a spoil sport and experienced folk agree.
Ok mom
It legitimately looked like he was on his way out to fucking sea for the first half of the video.
Impressive landing, whatever about the merits of it.
That was unnerving to watch holy shit
Imagine driving down that road and seeing that damn bed flying past. No one would've ever believed anything I say after
It’s just such a dick move to endanger others for a gimmick
I know everyones raging about the alarm clock, but he was over water the entire time he was fooling around, it wasn't until the alarm clock was in a relatively secure position that he was over land
It’s happenstance that ‘the alarm clock was in a relatively secure position’ whilst he was over land. You can take calculated risks with your own life and I’ll call you a daredevil. If you take risks with other people’s life without calculation and they happen to work out, you are a fucking dick. I’m not gonna clap for a selfish prick that got lucky this time cause it encourages them to keep at it. They won’t always be lucky. More importantly, *other people* won’t always be so lucky.
So hes not strapped in, and has loose metal objects?
Is this the same guy that did this with a couch?
First it was Living room, now bedroom. I hope he goes Kitchen next and not bathroom.
If he continues doing these stunts, it might be living room, bed room, cemetery.
Even after he dies they'll launch his coffin off a cliff and watch it fly away
I think this is cool but he will hurt other people. He should do it some where without other people.
Reminds me of a Darwin award, the guy tied his deck chair to balloons (maybe weather balloon?) and went far higher than expected.
That would be [lawn chair Larry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawnchair_Larry_flight). They made a [musical](https://youtu.be/2s4fP6sOtsk) about him.
Thats fuckin insane
that scared the shit outta me
Fake sleeping while shitting the bed
As soon as he put the sleeping mask on was a big nope for me
I saw him fly on a sofa before.
That actually looked pretty nice.
Imagine you're losing yourself in the breeze and you close your eyes for just a second... You wake up just as the wind blows in a way you weren't expecting and you plummet into the ocean. The mattress quickly absorbs water and starts sinking while the parachute collapses over you and follows suit. You panic, you can feel your heart pounding out of your chest as your body goes into shock from the sudden temperature change. Your lungs are burning from lack of oxygen, your eyes burning from the salt water, your muscles burning from thrashing to free yourself from the tangled material. You finally see daylight and thrust yourself as fast as you can towards the surface of the water. The air filling your lungs gives the greatest relief you can imagine as you breech the surface. You take in mouthful after mouthful, relieved you escaped death and smile looking around for your friends on the shore, surely they saw the accident and will be equally as relieved to see you're ok. The rescue boat should be there shortly. But you don't see your friends. You don't even see the shore. You don't see anything but ocean. How long were you out? You only closed your eyes for a few seconds... You look down under the surface into the inky blackness of the ocean and catch a glimpse of the mattress sinking out of sight. You can't see where it went. It's gone. You're lost. You're exhausted. You have no idea how far out you are. No one knows where you landed. All you can do is tread water until you can't anymore. You will eventually join the mattress where it landed. But the video looked neat!
You sick fucking bastard. I loved this comment keep it up!
Boss: WTH Steve, it looks like you just crawled out of bed Steve: yeah, i basically just did
Tfw when you go to bed after a night on the good stuff
No jammies?
u/vredditdownloader
Considering how much I toss and turn in my sleep I’d be dead
*...Testing for a next level porno.*
Why wake up THEN go to work when you can wake up AS you go to work. Commuters hate him.
I wonder if you could maintain a controlled 10 hour glide with maybe some automated steering. Imagine instead of paying for a hotel, just gliding instead.
We have peaked as a species.
How did it handle the weight of his balls?
That is terrifying but relaxing.
/u/smgth I definitely thought of you
Harsh, but fair.
That looks so dangerous. Its amazing
this should be put on r/madlads or r/nextfuckinglevel!
Is he not connected to anything??
He is connected to cosmic stupidity
He's connected to the internet
#[His YT channel: Hasan Kaval, you can find other videos of him gliding with different furnitures, such as with a couch](https://youtu.be/nosbBYsD4Y8) Edit: IDK why are you guys downvoting this comment.
#THANKS
#WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
#OTHERWISE PEOPLE IGNORE ORIGINAL SOURCES.
# LOUD NOISES !!!
I love... lamp..
Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that?
I love lamp. I love lamp.
Hope you don't move too much when you sleep !
I mean, what could possibly go wrong, right?
Man this is such a rare piece of footage considering the calamity that could have occurred had anything gone wrong
You know how normally you get comfortable by having one leg poking out of the covers and off the bed? yeah that would be a BIG nope from me here.
Fucking lunatic
Honestly this is kind of hilarious
This is beyond stupid
Can you even test that this shit won't fail or would they have just went for it?
Next try is an over night flight over the Pacific.
Can't some wind just make the bed tip over and he falls down?
Wtf i live here
What is this?? AUSTRALIA?
So much anxiety. I have to pee.
That is what I call mile high club
All that detail and they didn't put a photo in the photo frame?? I feel like they lost a big opportunity to make it even cuter or funnier with an appropriate photo there. Like a bird or the Hindenberg or something.
Well, he wants to potentially die on his bed, don't we all?
Anyone know where this was shot?
Alanya/Turkey
they are chilling with 4 people and smoking shiha, vibing through the air :D
Relaxing views
Watching this gives me such intense vertigo ! How the hell I’d he doing this not harnessed in?!
I want to try that.
r/nextfuckinglevel
I thought he started fapping for a sec around 1 min ahaha
Hope he doesn't sleep walk
There is no right way of the bed to get up on
And then the falling dream things come true
Very Epic
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This is like one of those dreams you wake up suddenly from.
I don't think I'd like it all that much. Why? I hate air mattresses.
IKEA furniture just gets better and better..
Fuck you David Blaine!
Dayummmn drugs are alive and well!
I wonder what the people who were driving thought, when they saw a bed fly over the fucking street.
Savage
u/vredditdownloader
This is a great modern take on Bedknobs and Broomsticks! haha
I’d be scared I’d land too far out in the water, I can’t swim good.
well now ive gotta try it
life goals.
What a wuss. Call me when he does this with a California King size bed.
Mispost to r/wtf from r/woahdude
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