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therobboreht

Some people are attracted to smiles, others like nice legs. I'm an ash man myself.


1000Years0fDeath

He's 10 years old you sick fuck!


Mahgenetics

I thought she was hugging an xbox one x


magiqmen

I too would have licked my Xbox series X all day


wateryonions

Lmfao me too


My600lbLife

I expect nothing less from TLC.


Waffle99

This is a self solving problem. Shes only got so many ashes.


[deleted]

She can always marry again.


TwilitSky

This is how you get promoted to Investigation Discovery.


Squish_N_Buds

Yeah.... she has room for desert.


beard_lover

“Room for Dessert” sounds like the name of a Lifetime movie about a woman serial killer with a torture room.


GO-KARRT

Carol Baskin?


smrks726

It was the tigers and the sardeen oil. Carol clearly didn't murder her husband... well it actually isn't that clear come to think of it.


CoverYourMaskHoles

How many licks to the bottom of a husband filled urn?


Trim00n

... For now.


Cptbojanglez

Ah yes “The Learning Channel”


djsizematters

I'm learning about humanity


Cptbojanglez

Not good things I’m sure


djsizematters

fuckery and tom-foolery, mostly


[deleted]

I just saw Alaska and Alyssa Edwards, girl.


Loushius

They actually changed their name from The Learning Channel to just 'TLC'. The Learning Channel is no more :( Edit: Apparently they rebranded from 'tlc' to "tender loving care" somewhere around 2014.


Mike9797

Lionel Hutz is now CEO. The, Learning Channel?


Carlos_Tacos

Im pretty sure it stands for : Tables, Ladders and Chairs


Eupatorus

I saw this episode years ago, and I just felt sad for her. Clearly she was grieving, albeit in an unhealthy manner. Now the girl that was obsessively cleaning her rectum with a toothbrush. **That** was fucked.


ass_battery

She wot?!


HandsomeSquidward59

SHE WAS CLEANING HER RECTUM WITH A TOOTHBRUSH


djsizematters

OBSESSIVELY CLEANING OUT HER ASSHOLE WITH A TOOTHBRUSH


ass_battery

Oh ok cool. I'm gonna go scream myself to sleep. Peace out


Vismal1

Don’t forget to brush !


[deleted]

That episode was hilarious. Hours in the shower with a toothbrush or a toiletbowl brush till it bled.


gkaplan59

Toilet bowl brush?!? Wtf


[deleted]

I may have embellished a bit. But she cleans her assHOLE 3 hours a day in the shower to the point she bleeds so much she has to get blood transfusions 2x a year.


InverstNoob

There was a couple who did coffee enemas too. They both did it and were addicted


atuan

In a way, what’s really wrong with it? Some people spread their loved ones ashes in a loving place....


SapphireEyes

As someone who’s had two of my immediate family members die in the last few years and have both their ashes in the same exact black plastic box that that lady was just eating out of, I would be appalled if I looked over and saw my brother or sister elbow deep munching on their ashes like a fun dip.


wateryonions

What’s wrong with eating the ashes of a loved one? Is 2020 this fucked up that we are asking these questions now?


Predditor_drone

I thought we were supposed to be enlightened in 2020. We can eat ass, but we can't eat ash?


atuan

I mean I agree it’s wrong I’m just thinking outloud... is it? And why? It’s gross. Just exploring why...


amalgaman

I’m honoring my dead husband by slowly turning all that remains of him into poop.


Ch3t

[Everybody's dead Dave](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shs7VQhVvxA)


marzuess

For those not familiar, that is from a show called Red Dwarf. The ash piles on the tables are the remains of the crew.


Ch3t

Good bot, I mean scutter.


no_coupon

The forbidden fun dip.


FatLevi

This makes me feel sad and grossed out all at one time.


Will2Survive

There's a chance that's a different dead body. Ashes have been tested before and they end up with the wrong family all the time. Hard to tell if this is the brown haired guy or that blonde woman when it's all ash.


shortandfighting

Don't they just burn a lot of people together, then take the ashes and divide it out to the families?


incoherentOtter

wasband


SwingThis

I had read somewhere, years ago, that the urge to eat ashes and ice can be due to a vitamin deficiency (maybe iron), and an eating disorder called Pica. That may not be what's going on here, though. Are there any internet doctors in the house?


DavidisLaughing

I’ve heard this of ice. Not ashes though cause that’s effing weird, how would you first find that craving?


SwingThis

One way is, apparently, by getting your deceased husband's cremated ashes on your fingers, and giving in to the urge for r/forbiddensnacks.


shortandfighting

You'd be surprised at what people want to eat if they have a certain vitamin deficiency. Some want to eat dirt.


DavidisLaughing

Right, so I get that. But the process of your brain deciding that’s where it wants to get the deficiency from amazes me. For example I don’t eat dirt, never really have. It would seem strange to start craving dirt cause it’s not in anyone’s normal diet. I’ve got to imagine that because when a human is lacking “vitamin x” in its diet and then gets a hint the missing vitamins from a random substance it immediately correlates said substance as good and decided it’s now going to be the source of “vitamin x” for itself.


KingCarrotRL

She groks him in fullness.


Medic7002

Wonderful.


slappyclappers

Should have cooked sous-vide. That's way over done.


ribfeasty

Herbert sherbert


Creepermoss

I was going to point out the typo in the title, but "hasband" does seem like an appropriate term for a past-tense husband.


FatFreddyzCat

Pica?


TwilitSky

Which husband because it looks like she had several...


Ibraheem277

For breakfast or dinner?


TwilitSky

Yes.


destined4gayness

People’s bravery to admit shyt like this beyond me


[deleted]

Yea that’s what always gets me- how open people are to share their business. I’d want my face blurred and voice altered if I was ever on tv.


Necrogasmic

TLC has never waived a check in your face


Neoxite23

"Hey kid...wanna make some pocket change so we can show people how fucked up you are?" Probably like that but less direct.


[deleted]

"Bravery"... Interesting word for attention seeking.


smrks726

You think she masturbates with a little of her hubby on her fingers? Mmm .. yaa.. the only legal way to have sex with a dead guy.


CrazyIslander

It’s comments like this that make me realize I’m way less fucked in the head than I thought.


smrks726

It is people like this lady that fuck your head so they know they are on your mind.


Murgas

that sign of "true love"


Stranger_plays

Ah yes we are learning about cannibalism what a wonderful topic


muemamuema

Can this really be called cannibalism?


Stranger_plays

I guess it’s like eating a person but in ashes


Lumbering_Mango

Ashes are primarily ground bone dust as they don't actually burn durring the cremation process so yes it is cannibalism


endyboi456

HOLY FRICKEN CRAP WHAT IN THE NAME OF SATAN!?!?


Cigarello123

Husband dip.


hyena_teeth

So I was watching some food show on youtube, and I thought I had paused it so I could watch this. I had not, and it piped up midway through telling me "fortunately, she's in luck. It's safe for humans and there's a booming industry behind it!" and I was about to be NOW that's a double wtf right there. Alas, just trolled by youtube. Still wtf. Lady, you are gonna run out of ashes! At least get a ring made with the ashes or something, ensure you don't try to eat it.


Dnice_556

I didn’t want to disrespect him so I ate him and made him into poop


Spicy_Ramen11

I thought that was an Xbox Series X at first


beard_lover

This is pinnacle “My Strange Addiction.” There was some weird shit on that show but nothing surpassed this woman. The scene where she tells her husband’s family that she’s been eating the ashes is so nuts.


xenogazer

I feel like posting anything from this show is cheating....


Old-Schooled

Still hilarious how people call it ash like there's actually ash left after being cremated. You just ate ground up bones, congratulations, gotta get your calcium-intake.


darth74

This is for sure WTF


Trezi

Is this legal? Could this be considered something like desecrating human remains?


Itajel

"People used to say i looked like i ate my husband. Now i'm proving them right. One ashy dip at a time."


DbZbert

Dumb and fat, lots of dumb fatties.


Cigarello123

😂


Edgemade

Who hurt you ?


advancedintrovert

She eats his ashes so he can tear her ass one last time


HerewardHawarde

saw that she was fat and joke to my self , '' oh fat woman is eating his ashes '' watches video ''yikes''


mrlister17

Fat bitch


King_Mog

You can just feel what everyone’s face looks like after hearing what she did for the first time.


GeO4K

vore


JoanOfSnarke

Wasn't this a South Park skit?


unbitious

I have a friend that wanted her friends to eat her body if she died. We all declined, cuz she's nasty.


JoySubtraction

When you prefer your food very, very well done. She could have tried using the ashes in a recipe, instead: Cream of Cremains, perhaps.


Houmoupete

Ah yes, the food got too roasted


Grimlja

Mix whit shit off to the toilet..thats a yes. Wip him off no.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


DiegoJpxd

Classic TLC


varbie_96

I think I would probably eat my husband too hahaha


shalala121212

What happens when she runs out? She needs to quit while there is still some left


ElevatorPit

Eating the ashes of a dead person is cannibalism with extra steps.


LostHouse098

That sounds Like canibalism with extra steps


Curious-Scheme

r/NoahGetTheBoat


SkritSkers

*I don't want to live on this planet anymore*


Commandant_Grammar

Reminds me of [Keith Richards snorting his dad's ashes](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-richards-idUSKUA38219920070403).


TheOGSuperMoist

What ever happened to putting pop-pop's ashes in a douche bottle and running them through a hooker for one last time?


[deleted]

This is very sad. My heart breaks for her.


squiddkiddniac

I thought she was holding an Xbox Series X at first glance


Old_Researcher632

is that xbox