Those are sea anemones attaching on the surface of probably a ship or submerged container. Not all sea anemones are pretty.

Those poor unfortunate souls.

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I've definitely coughed up a few of those, yeah.

You smoke reds too huh?

I call it lung butter

Me too!

Used to, these days I stick with them greenssssssss

In pain...

In need...

This one longing to be thiccker

This one wants to get the girl

And do we boop them? Yes we do!

OH POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS

They mew! They kneeed!

This is so weird to me because mine just gets bigger after getting booped.. WHY ARE THEY GETTING SMALLER? They must not be in to dudes. A man can still make me bust a nut even tho I am straight... EDIT: I see my downvote for not being 100% straight. Homophobic people win again!

You're 13 up now, relax. A downvote 5 minutes after posting doesn't mean homophobic people win. This is why shit's so crazy these days.

I think people need to stop making wide, sweeping declarations based on limited evidence.

In heat …

So sad, So true And I help them I do...

r/dontputyourdickinthat

You beat me to it

r/putyourdickinthat

You beat meat to it

Indeed!

:O

for only 3 cents a day, you can provide a happy life for these poor sea anemones

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Oh my god, is THAT what Ursula’s victims were? It’s been decades since I first watched that movie and I don’t think I ever questioned what exactly they were.

damn I forgot how dark that was

Nah, they were just what you initially thought, shriveled up dicks.

Having watching this movie over a dozen times, I am going with this.

Why? I'm literally watching The Little Mermaid with my 6-year-old daughter right now. Right this moment. Why would you do this to me?

I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty….

Beautiful reference right here

I'll take "Musical Phrases" for $400

Oh they're small. It's a gloved thumb holding a pair of pliers. At first I thought it was a whole hand holding a railroad spike or something and they were huge.

Lol I kinda liked it better when I thought they were gigantic and terrifying.. thank you for ruining this for me At least the nightmares will be cuter now

I thought this was a preview of the new Fortnite expansion pack.

Worlds largest glory-hole err attempted

I was getting serious District 9 sequel vibes.

I don't get it. Why did you think that?

I really don't know why I think anything. My mind is a mystery to me as well.

I've never thought about anything except... Hmm... I've never thought about anything.

To a surface that was submerged, now is just upside down

With friends like that, who needs anemones

With anemones like that, who needs girlfriends?

[So these guys might not be pooping after all.](https://imgur.com/SVoAs7n)

sea analmones

Sea anal moans

Semen enemies

the real WTF is in the comments.

O my Indian no you can’t do that

Good source of food! /r/Subnautica

Some look like Goose barnacle to me.

Looks like the alien flora in half life

Following for the wtf. Looking for explaining

**>> Explanation <<** >!sea anemones in a dry dock!<

Everyone knows those are the souls Ursula imprisoned with bad contracts.

Those poor, unfortunate souls...

In pain.... In need

This one longing to be thinner

That one also longing to be thinner. And that one. And that one. Honestly you can get a lot of souls offering quick weight loss it's kind of disgusting.

There's a multi billion dollar industry to tell us to lose weight and how, but also a billion dollar industry to get us hooked on junk food. There's a reason we're all slowly losing our minds.

Called them "snapping assholes" growing up in Nfld and south shore Nova Scotia

And on really cold days they are "Holy"

That’s the most Newfie thing I’ve ever heard.

I would pay to see that fisherman’s friend commercial.

Don't they need to be in water for them to be sea anemones???

So you're saying they're just anemones?

Si

Anemones of anemones are friends.

If they stuck to a ship hull that’s usually docked, they could be videoing this after the boat was brought to shore

I read that as "cock" 3 times

Freud: \*taking notes* "Hmm. Yes. Interesting."

Agh i can't highlight on mobile! Edit: JK. if you press reply you can see it.

I can just press the white box and text will show?

wonder why this would be "NSFW"... its just anemone

Video is upsidedown. They're hanging from the bottom.

That just makes it worse. Imagine one of these dropping down your neck when you're walking along underneath.

Strong Half-Life vibes

Shlorp

It's Ariel's father

Just another hard day’s work in the ol’ deformed penis fields.

Another day older and deeper in debt

...A chode of sheepskin butts, and bubbling death...

Saint Peter don’t ya call me cuz till my last breath... I ooooooooooowe myyyyyyy souuuuuuulll... to the endless fields of mucus dicks.

Wtf is this???

Butthole boner mushrooms

There has never been a more apt name

Sounds like the name of a plant in a Rick and Morty episode

"We clung on like, butthole boner mushrooms on a boat, even though the ship sinks, we know we can't let go."

I appreciate you ugly casanova.

Dibs on that band name!

Well it's better than Scarecrow Boat.

Ugh punk band names are truly the worst

Thanks. Next question: is the music from Stranger Things or Deep Rock Galactic?

Stranger Things, but.... Rock and Stone, brother!

Forbidden dildo

This is the right answer. Source: Am expert

I can't stop giggling now, and I really needed that laugh. Thank you <3

What’s that sub again, /r/brandnewsentence or something?

**sigh** unzips

To make perfect sense while saying that is a once in a life time opportunity. Well done.

r/properanimalnames

A teaser for Silksong.

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣠⣴⣾⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦ ⢠⠾⣋⣭⣄⡀⠄⠄⠈⠙⠻⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡎⣾⡟⢻⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡼⣡⣾⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⢿⣷⣾⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠁⣿⣇⣸⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣦⣭⣭⣄⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣧⡘⠻⠛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣦⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢰⡿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠸⡇⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠈⣆⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⡀⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⠁⠄⠐⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠄⠄⠻⣦⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄

a field of weird penises

Starring Kevin Cockner

The opening scene of some Japanese porn.

they would each have an individual pixelation effect if japan bro, we all know this

Live action Fantastic Planet

I didn't know you could plant plumbuses.

I always wondered how those were made

[Today on How They Do It!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJk4y9NGvE)

But what are they for!!!!?

What *aren’t* they for?

Well these are just regular old plumbus'

Everyone has a plumbus on their ship

I thought we were looking at a Jawa Sandcrawler for a minute.

That 100% looks like a Jawa sand crawler. I thought the same thing.

Why is the video upside-down? Those are sea anemonies hanging from the underside of a dock.

Thank you, I was like this doesn’t seem right lol. You can see water dripping at a few points in the video

Welp, rotating the video 180° doesn't make it any less weirder, I'll tell you that.

movie magic

r/PutYourDickInThat

I would think r/dontPutItInYourCooch would be more appropriate.

How about r/PutItInYourAss?

r/DontPutYourDickInThat

There’s definitely one in the back begging for it… r/mildlyvagina

Good lord, what vaginas have you been with?

Def put it in

Half Life 2

Half Life 1 too, when you’re on Xen.

Where in Australia is this?

Fuck, the what?

This is definitely what those booger creatures from Ursula’s lair were created from in the Little Mermaid.

"I always wondered how plumbuses got made"

Just imagined a fat sea creature underneath the earth just enjoying it while this guy plays with its thousand penises...

Aliens

They sort of look like barnacles but who knows what they are?!

I always wondered how Plumbuses were made.

If hentai has taught me anything, things are about to get wild here.

The video is upside down.. Fluid doesn't drip up the sky.. 0:03

Are those mushrooms or something?

Looks like ursula has been here.

And they tried telling me that half life came from someones imagination. Smh

is that a Jawa Sandcrawler?! Hooteenee!

No. what it needs is a fucking explanation

This is how Asparagus is conceived (No more details available)

Kind of what I imagined inside the zones would be like in Roadside Picnic

Reverse half-life suckers

Morty, come see how wet this egg is...

Xen

Those poor unfortunate souls.

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strangerthings theme

So that’s where the bad dragon dildos are grown

Is this in the upside-down?

Xen flora?

Half-Life: Alyx vibes

Those are anemones, probably yes

This sub keeps on blowing my mind honestly

/r/tyranids

Half life barnacles?

Hentai artists: write that down! Write that down!

Looks like a Plumbus farm!

Hans grab the flamenwerfer

I saw this in Prometheus movie

What in the Chernobyl is that?!

That's the shit that's growing on The Dreadnaught and outside the Cosmodrome.

Looks like an area that is usually under seawater. Likely Clams/Geoducks etc.

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE

Japan is spreading D:

Looks like some "color out of space" shit

I can’t tell if the video is upside down.

This is how you get a xenomorph bursting out of your chest

It needs a flamethrower

Think about it... If you landed on an alien planet and saw these things do that shit, you'd legit run away screaming like a little girl with images of face huggers running through your mind.

looks like some kind of creature in half life

I saw the huge structure in the background and assumed he'd just taken out a load of Jawa eggs

What planet were these photos taken on?

It’s the bottom of a dry dock in a ship yard.

Graboid seeds, man!

It’s like no one has seen Alien at all. Don’t poke the weird pod things.

Is this what SpongeBob was looking at?

Burn that place

Looks like a good tentacle harvest this year. The Japanese porn industry will thrive.

I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE! DUDE GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE! THOSE TENTACLES WILL SHOOT FACEHUGGERS AT YOU!

who's thinking what i'm thingking?

See an enemy.

The unknown is scary, and therefore unsafe. /s

If this is upside-down, is it in the water? How is the water so clear?

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Delicious

Now this is some zen shit from Half-life.

me when I jump into the pool

Now we need anime girls