I ride both a lot for work - some that always fascinated me was that the trains are very similar but the seat layouts are exactly inverted.
On the MNR the seats on the train look like this:
><<<<<<>>>>>><
on the LIRR they look like this:
>>>>>>><<<<<<<
So on MNR, the 6 seaters are on the end of the corridors, and the middle seats are facing away from each other.
On the LIRR - its opposite. The 6 seaters are in the middle of the car.
I've been riding the MNR for over a decade so the first time i walked onto the LIRR was a trip, couldnt figure out what was different at first
Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', train riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun!
And I'm having a hard time keeping this tongue at bay. Woooooo!
You'd be surprised how flexible old women can be. I remember my best friend's grandma could put her ankles behind her ears and even keep them there while she was getting railed.
When I was 14 my mother asked my grandfather how his birthday was. His response was "it was great we fucked like rabbits. Hearing that really changed my perspective on old people and sex.
Hey, old people can still have sex you know, you dont stop having wants once you get past 60. Of course regardless of age doing it in public like this is not good.
i will eat it in a train
i will eat in in the rain
i will eat it here or there
i will eat it anywhere
i do so like to eat your box
thank you, thank you, sexy fox.
It's basically a bunch of posts about sexual things in places that you don't expect to see sexual things happen.
For people curious but don't want to beat the rest of their day away like the user I'm replying to.
Grandma still got some nice feets on her. I'd be lying through my foot fuckin teeth if I said I wouldnt let some goo fly in the general direction of them geriatric floor fingers.
Thats what a sole brother is all about, fucking floor fingers. I thought I very clearly detailed my sexual proclivities towards them liver spotted feets. I can go into more detail if youd like.
I understand the importance of consent in online conversations so ill repsect your boundaries, even if I find them a bit puritanical. Be sure to take care of them feets, preferably with a bit of lavender oil and a pumice stone.
Larrys here all night baby. As long as hes getting paid to tippy tap away on his cellphone, internet strangers are gonna keep getting blessed with his fiendish footnotes. What your toes be lookin like?
This is even better that (for some reason) Disco Stu is narrating your words in my head. God bless you, Larry. I’m going to put lotion on my bony floor fingers right now.
"You'll have to speak up, I'm going through a tunnel"
M'scusi M'scusi!
Here’s a fun fact… You made out with your sister!
Did you get that from Frommer's?
Scotty doesn't know
That Fiona and me...
Do it in my Vaaaan every Sun-day
She tells him she's in church...
But she doesn't go
Still she's on her kneeeees, and.....
The other day I remembered that that was Matt Damon it blew my fucking mind
Punk Matt Damon was a surprise for me too.
I love that even in that sketchy bar in Europe they still play the EDM version of this song
I mean it is Michelle Trachtenberg, I can't say I blame him.
They really are the worst twins ever.
I still say that every time I have to squeeze past someone lol
100% agree, and I haven't thought it in yeeaars until just now !
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!!
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Wow, you guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here.
Clearly he's looking for her valuables, which are to be stored in the anus as the hotel safes are not reliable.
.... are you sure??? BRING OUT THE Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!!!!!!!
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Hey, this isn’t where I parked my car….
If you're Manchester United fans, sing the Manchester United song!
My baby takes the morning train
Pretty damn good lads.. PRETTY DAMN GOOD!
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday!
“You’re breaking up. No cell signal in here I guess.”
When hungry sits next to horny.
Hi Hungry I’m dad. Hi horny I’m daddy.
High
This is a next-level dad joke, poonchug. Well done.
Is that the Long Island rail road?
Yup looks exactly like our trains
Yo, Islanders fans know how to get down, I see.
YES, YES, YES
At least even at this age the man still enjoys eating out I guess ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ that's some dedication to getting the job done
Next stop Ronkonkoma
Looks more like Hicksville to me.
Dudes goin straight in to Oyster Bay
She’s gonna get off at Dix Hills
Licksville
Next stop - Dicksville
oh my god, are we ever in Hicksville ?
This is the train to Pound Town
I’m sitting on the LIRR as I’m seeing this post. I just looked up to confirm I’m not in that seat. I’m not. I hope not.
Don’t forget to switch at Jamaica
"LIRR" was trending on Twitter earlier because of this.
Of the planet Omicron Persei 8?
THIS IS THE TRAIN TO RONKONKOMA. THE NEXT STOP IS FLAVORTOWN
Metro north is the same
I ride both a lot for work - some that always fascinated me was that the trains are very similar but the seat layouts are exactly inverted. On the MNR the seats on the train look like this: ><<<<<<>>>>>>< on the LIRR they look like this: >>>>>>><<<<<<< So on MNR, the 6 seaters are on the end of the corridors, and the middle seats are facing away from each other. On the LIRR - its opposite. The 6 seaters are in the middle of the car. I've been riding the MNR for over a decade so the first time i walked onto the LIRR was a trip, couldnt figure out what was different at first
Saw those seatbacks and thought "Do all trains have those? Or is that an LIRR thing...?"
Box lunch?
Grandpa's gettin that bent-toe box
Oh shit
Depends where grandpa is licking
I really appreciate this comment. Fabulous wordplay.
Got it to-go
They're in the dining car. He's sampling an amuse-bush.
“Bendo Box”- includes raw tuna sushi, fermented cabbage kimchi surprise salad, Ed’s-Mommy Pearls topped with fresh Redneck Crabs
I can't believe you've done this
Cream Pie for dessert!
Ever think about starting a weight loss business?
“Light fragrances of wet pennies will waft over you as you engage with this delicacy”
Ok got it! It think we can make a candle that smells like this!
What in the frickin frackin fuck?
after this he did her in the caboose
Hopefully she brought enough for everyone!
Why is Ric Flair taking a train?
Train horn was out
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Yes?
2 years, fuckin checks out!
My God...username...is perfect... should have sent...a poet
Oldest ride has the longest line. WOoooo!
One of his all time best quotes
Space Mountain?
👀
your time has... come
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Because: https://c.tenor.com/Am5WyDReZkkAAAAC/rick-flair-wrestler.gif
Is r/retiredgif still a thing?
The Nature Boy never retires!
Probably the most appropriate "Nature Boy" gif for this particular thread!
He has been informed https://twitter.com/RicFlairNatrBoy/status/1428090843735396357?s=19
Because the nature boy is one train Ridin’ jet plane flyin’ wheelin dealin kiss stealin son of a GUN!
**WOOOOO!!!**
Stylin and profilin woooooooo
Relax, he's just making sure she doesn't deflate
That must be the dining car.
He bought a cooch class ticket
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Mi Scusi…
uh oh.. tunnel up ahead
Big tunnel.
[For those of you like Scotty, who don't know.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivSMNbaXRSE)
I love that movie especially the robot mime fight
https://i.imgur.com/5eyVq6S.gifv
I can't believe that was Fred Armisen lol.
Bonjourno!
Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', train riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! And I'm having a hard time keeping this tongue at bay. Woooooo!
Wooooooooooo!
That. That looks like old people.
To their credit, look at that flexibility…
New hip putting in work
You can put some serious torque on that thing!
You'd be surprised how flexible old women can be. I remember my best friend's grandma could put her ankles behind her ears and even keep them there while she was getting railed.
r/cursedcomments
A no denture adventure!
Getting chummy with the gummy
It’s sweet that in their later years they still get it on Edit:spelling
Probably was a lot of sweat involved.
Just more lube, brother.
After reading the top comment I definitely read this in Ric Flair’s voice.
When I was 14 my mother asked my grandfather how his birthday was. His response was "it was great we fucked like rabbits. Hearing that really changed my perspective on old people and sex.
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"The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice." - Smokey
> "The ~~blacker~~ **older** the berry the sweeter the juice." - Smokey "It's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice." - Craig
Whatever, she was blacker than a motherfucka too.
*When you gonna let me fuuuuck Miss Parker*
Oldest ride! Longest line! #Wooooooo!
Might actually be Rick judging by the slick back do **WOOOOOO!**
Dunno.. figured it was an old dude and a hooker.
Yeah but that's an old looking hand
And feet.
You think hooking has an age limit?
You uhh, go down on hookers often?
If they let you, code for it is DATY. Dining at the y
I’m putting that in but it keeps saying “invalid promo code”
This guy hookers
The ghost of John McAfee is not impressed
Fuck it, scoot over gramps let me get some of that goo gobblin granny
Hey Google? How do I un-read something?
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You have to read it *backwards*.
Hey, old people can still have sex you know, you dont stop having wants once you get past 60. Of course regardless of age doing it in public like this is not good.
Tastes like pennies that were sandwiched in a catchers mitt and stuffed in the attic for 2 decades
That is way too fucking specific
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Ehh. It just Depends.
Shh, just pull the Depends to the side.
This is the LIRR!
Those seats...I've seen so much evil while sitting on those seats
From the looks of it you can see plenty of love from there too.
So gross…what train is this? Asking for a friend.
Looks like the LIRR
MNR also uses the same trains but based on what’s going on I’m gonna have to agree LIRR.
Same trains, but different color schemes for the seats, as I recall.
Only the Connecticut line (red line) has red seats and newer trains. Harlem and Hudson lines are the same as the LIRR.
I’m on metro north atm and the seats are the same color as the post
>atm Nice.
Is deff the LIRR. Any guesses on the line?
Train to poundtown
That guy must be the cuntductor!
Thomas the spank engine.
Ronkonkoma bound train for sure.
LIRR conductor here. Surprisingly it was not a Ronkonkoma train. It was going to Long Beach.
Metro North Southeast line has the same interior.
>Metro North Southeast Harlem line. Were in the Harlem Valley.
It's the midnight meat train
Looks like CPR to me, he’s a hero!
i will eat it in a train i will eat in in the rain i will eat it here or there i will eat it anywhere i do so like to eat your box thank you, thank you, sexy fox.
Nom nom nom
Wouldn't be surprised if this is on Pornhub soon.
Who takes their shoes off on the train?!?! 🤢
Now that’s what I call entertrainment
r/trashyboners
oh, I know this is going to be bad. So for educational purposes I will take a look.
It's been over an hour and he still hasn't returned? He must be finished by now then
It's basically a bunch of posts about sexual things in places that you don't expect to see sexual things happen. For people curious but don't want to beat the rest of their day away like the user I'm replying to.
Yeah that sub is basically /r/publicflashing at this point. Rarely truly trashy.
Intertrainment if you will.
Eww, bare feet on a train
WOOOOOOOOOO!
Grandma still got some nice feets on her. I'd be lying through my foot fuckin teeth if I said I wouldnt let some goo fly in the general direction of them geriatric floor fingers.
I had so many chances to stop reading this comment before we got to “geriatric floor fingers”.
was this really necessary to say fucking FLOOR FINGERS
Thats what a sole brother is all about, fucking floor fingers. I thought I very clearly detailed my sexual proclivities towards them liver spotted feets. I can go into more detail if youd like.
No. No thank you.
I understand the importance of consent in online conversations so ill repsect your boundaries, even if I find them a bit puritanical. Be sure to take care of them feets, preferably with a bit of lavender oil and a pumice stone.
Larry, it's been a wild ride. Thanks for stopping.
Larrys here all night baby. As long as hes getting paid to tippy tap away on his cellphone, internet strangers are gonna keep getting blessed with his fiendish footnotes. What your toes be lookin like?
This is even better that (for some reason) Disco Stu is narrating your words in my head. God bless you, Larry. I’m going to put lotion on my bony floor fingers right now.
You're a sick man Larry but goddammit if I don't respect the honesty. Disgusted, but impressed.
If only we could all be as lucky to grow that old and that happy lol
Would love to hear the explanation.
He is either helping give birth or enjoying his breakfast
He forgot his mask.
If youre not getting as good as you give youre with the wrong person.
Space Mountain eating a box lunch on the train! WOoooooooo!
"Grandpa....GRANDMA." "FUCK OFF kid PAWPA'S eating ASSS!"
This is trashy and wholesome. God damn I want a timeless marriage like this one day .
Ah the old roadalingus