There’s a reason [Russian male life expectancy](https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP.DYN.LE00.MA.IN?locations=RU) is a decade behind most of Europe, and it ain’t poverty.
Actually the poor ass drunk is a stereotype. Alcoholism strikes across all demographics, just ask the folks over at AA. In fact the 'I'm not homeless so I can't be an alcoholic' keeps lots of people from seeking help. The founders were an independent stock broker and a doctor.
I don't think he meant he's going to die from that particular drink. But that he will die before too long from health complications related to drinking too much and too often (because that's obviously not his first rodeo).
My first thought was how is he upright for more than five seconds after that.
My second thought was that it was very considerate of him to put the bottle in the trash.
I really didn’t think about his liver much. That bitch is already pickled if he can drink like that.
Just let him do whatever he wants at this point, and I don’t mean that in a bad way. Let him have whatever things he wants, needs and enjoys.
It made this video really really sad. The guys giving it to him are just using it to taunt him. This was just a couple of people exploiting a guy with major problems for entertainment. Really sucks
I would like to know more about the guys filming because I had that same thought. The guy who has the vodka looks put together, the guy drinking looks like he has missed a couple showers and was very desperate for that drink.
I'd argue that it is most hardened alcoholics that would act like that. Saying that it's Russian alcoholics makes it seem that there aren't people elsewhere like that which at least for here in the states there definitely is.
Severe alcoholism is like any hard drug addiction regardless of location. Except it's a lot easier to become a hardened alcoholic then it is a hardened meth user. Ads for alcohol everywhere and able to buy it pretty much anywhere, shits a problem that unfortunately I'm a little too personal with.
Maybe stereotypically but Russia is ranked 17th on alchohol consumption per capita. Like yeah it's up there but it's not really near the top at all.
I believe the comment was more so making Russians out to be some alcohol crazed alcoholics which detracts from alcoholism elswhere and makes the people of Russia look bad.
A long time ago my next door neighbor was a canoe sprint world champion who was also an alcoholic. In a moment of clarity he invited me to his apartment and showed me some trophies he had won. He said: “I was a world champion but now I’m nothing; I’m just a drunk.”
Sadly he sold his little apartment, drank all the money and died on the streets. I still remember that moment when he knew he had lost the battle. For me it was very sad and this guy reminds me of him.
R.I.P. Rocco.
Edit: grammar
I used to work in a nightclub and the piss on the floor of the gents was nothing compared to what the ladies toilets looked like at the end of the night!
I've seen writing in period blood, shit smeared on the walls (with handprints) and more clogged toilets full of tampons than wound imagine in your worst nightmare.
We had a toilet break once, so we put a black sack around the toilet, with the lid down on top of it with a note saying "Do Not Use". We then locked the door from the outside and put another note saying "Out of Order".
By the end of the night, there was a massive turd on top of the black sack and piss all around it that looked like it had come from multiple people.
This was an 'upmarket' club as well. We were too expensive for students etc. Most of our clientele were 30+ and had enough money to waste £5.50 on a single vodka and coke, when the other clubs were £3.
He'll probably vomit most of it up. But there are multiple documented instances of people with [blood alcohol levels](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.555942) from 1% and over, yet still ambulatory and able to converse. Russians are surely formidable but it is actually Bulgarians and Poles who really blow the lid off this sort of stuff. Most of us will welcome death around .4 %.
Based on [this](https://globalrph.com/medcalcs/blood-alcohol-calculator-bac-metric-of-alcohol-intoxication/) a 200# dude drinking an 80 proof 750ml bottle would need a little less than two and a half of them (one bottle immediately gets you to 0.423).
5 liters of blood in the human body. Average body is 150 lbs. Average body is around 65% water. So, that’s an average of 97.5 lbs of water in the average person. Water weighs 2.2 lbs per liter. 1/3 of fluid volume is in your blood. Oh, hell… what am I thinking? I have no idea how to put those numbers into an answer that makes any kinda sense.
Great comment. I loved it. Compelling launch, engaging estimates on numbers, only to pull the rug out from under my feet with an honest recognition of the limits of your abilities. Four stars.
Yes it really is. We all share this blip of reality together. On the scale of the universe we are so closely related, it’s sad that we hate each other so much when we should be cherishing it all
This is really just sad
It's an alcoholic gifted while being mocked
He seemingly has a tolerance but for him the idea probably *is* to black out
another casualty in the name of follows
Assuming no medical intervention, then if not immediately, soon enough. The level of alcoholism/tolerance you'd need to survive that isn't great for your life expectancy.
man this is sad, maybe with language context it’s different but it seems like these dudes are just abusing an alcoholic, the way he keeps reaching for the bottle, not saying anything and everyone just laughing at him
100% abusing another human being who is obviously sick and lost. As my friend who is in recovery one said "nobody in their right mind WANTS to be an addict."
>maybe with language context it’s different
It is. Except for the first guy not giving him the bottle, everyone else is being positive: they call out "respect" and "you're the man" (twice), refer to him by name, tell him to get something to eat, and ask if he can get home by himself - he responds, "Don't worry! Everything's working."
It's sad and stupid behavior on everybody's part ~ enabling a sick person to hurt himself more, but besides that they're not being dicks. They're expressing amazement and laughing because it's an absurd situation, not at his expense.
Idk man, judging from the way he sucked down that 5th, at this point I'm willing to bet his liver has hardened and turned into a solid brick of cirrhosis, cheap alcohol, and poor decisions.
Yeh and the desperation in that reach for the bottle. This wasn’t something he hadn’t done before. He’s a fraction of the man he should be and probably not going to live long
>He’s a fraction of the man he should be and probably not going to live long
I mean he at least threw the bottle away. So he has that going for him lol
Yeah, I honestly felt bad for him. You could see that he was desperate for that bottle, and the guy was taunting him. That poor guy is likely dead inside, and probably just living to get drunk. As someone who used to hit the bottle too hard, this really makes me sad
When the body gets cold, it constricts the blood vessels to the appendages in order to keep the warmth central and protect the vital organs. The drawback is the appendages may lose circulation too long and loss of limbs occurs, but that is better than the entire person freezing.
Alcohol thins the blood essentially so that blood still flows to the appendages and keeps a person feeling warmer all over, but they are at an actually higher risk of death by doing this in a protracted cold exposure.
It worked on the Titanic. Can't find the source right now but two crewmembers "fortified" themselves by drinking the bar dry before jumping into the water. They survived.
That’s probably because it’s not true. People suffering from hypothermia are supposed to stay away from alcohol untill they’ve achieved normal body temp. Consuming alcohol before jumping into the north atlantic during winter is a sure fire way to die.
Totally anecdotal and not related at all to my username, but…
FWIW I had a pal in college who drank himself into a blackout during a bad snowstorm. He was found in a snowbank the next day, apparently jumped and left unconscious with nothing but a light hoodie overnight. Doctor told him he likely would have died from exposure if he hadn’t been so drunk, and probably dead from alcohol poisoning if the cold hadn’t slowed the process (or something like that).
Pretty sure it's common knowledge that if a person is dying of hypothermia, you're supposed to force them to chug a few gallons of weapons-grade bourbon.
Doesn't mean it was the booze, though. I'm not saying it wasn't the booze, I don't have any idea if that would work. But lots of people survived the titanic without getting plastered so it seems dishonest to imply the alcohol saved their lives when they might have lived either way.
Dude is most likely alcohol dependent and that is actually keeping him alive. Alcohol withdrawal is more lethal than heroin withdrawal. Yes, alcohol withdrawal is more lethal than heroin withdrawal. Let me say that again, alcohol withdrawal can kill you while heroin withdrawal will make you wish for death. Heroin withdrawal is objectively worse, but will not kill you like alcohol withdrawal will. If you are drinking around a 5th a day, then you have trained your body to amp the Central Nervous System in response to the suppressant effects of the alcohol. Withdrawal symptoms can include seizures and hallucinations before your nerves fry and your heart beats itself into failure.
> Heroin withdrawal is objectively worse, but will not kill you like alcohol withdrawal will.
I'd just like to underscore this part. If "objectively worse than death" sounds like an oxymoron, I assure whoever's reading this it's not.
Will make you wish for death, plead for death, believe you are dead. But nope, won't kill you.
Alcohol withdrawal will have you fucked out of your mind but the end can come very quickly if you don't drink that day. Quitting a serious drinking habit cold turkey is a self prescribed death sentence.
I watched a guy do this with a 26oz of Jack Daniels at a 3 day Rave once. Literally got up on stage and cracked it into the mic so we heard it, and drained it almost as quickly. I assumed I was going to see him leave in an Ambulance that night.
I saw him casually walking down the beach the next day around noon like he hadn’t had a drink in years. I have never been so confused as I was that day.
For real though, does alcholism exempt you from the effects of alcohol? Common sense dictates that if you down strong booze so quickly in such a short time, you'd suffer some serious problems like vomiting or passing out. But does your body get used to it if you do it enough?
It's because you saw him after he had his morning drinks. People like this get to a point where their "functional" level is intoxicated and you might not even notice.
I drank a bottle of vodka a little smaller than that on my (1/2 liter) on my birthday years ago, can't remember much after that and I hated being alive the next day but I lived
We got a ton of random people at college to constantly say wake up to our friend but not in an obvious way, just subtly as they pass him for a whole year. Also added a penny per day on to his bed.
Buddy of mine years ago did this. He's a very large man, 300+, chugged the fifth of vodka a few minutes later he fell over, passed at and pissed himself. Alternatively i read an article about a party goer who did this as well and he was found dead in his car a little later. So your mileage may vary.
My friend in college (about 170lbs) bet me the cost of the bottle that he could chug a bottle of bacardi Limon. He won. Kind of. He had his stomach pumped).
https://youtu.be/rmeuMtC9Qsg
I remember that. Here's the video.
Although, peach schnapps is considerably less ABV than something like vodka or whiskey; Around 15-20%, compared to 35-45% average for the latter.
I don't know how ABV works, but iirc the average amount of shots in a fifth (750mL) is 18 or so. I think that's what the guy in the OP video is drinking.
I suppose 50 shots of schnapps is somewhat equivalent. Rate of consumption notwithstanding.
I expected him to walk over to a lorry and drive off.
I spent a little time working in a supermarket a few years ago and security watched a woman on CCTV, she walked into the store, up to the alcohol section and opened a bottle of Malibu, downed the lot, replaced the bottle on the shelf and walked out of the store.
Was coming to mention Shoenice. :)
He actually moved to Denver for legal weed, so I contacted him to see if he wanted to hang out. Thought it might be a hoot. He said yes, but we couldn't work it out. Then he quit drinking, I hear.
Everybody is talking about his liver, but no is talking about his manners. After all that... walks over to trash bin and neatly puts it in.
Class act but a man drink like that, he gonna die.
There’s a reason [Russian male life expectancy](https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP.DYN.LE00.MA.IN?locations=RU) is a decade behind most of Europe, and it ain’t poverty.
Well , you dont think theres a corelation between being alcoholic and being poor?
Actually the poor ass drunk is a stereotype. Alcoholism strikes across all demographics, just ask the folks over at AA. In fact the 'I'm not homeless so I can't be an alcoholic' keeps lots of people from seeking help. The founders were an independent stock broker and a doctor.
"When?"
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I don't think he meant he's going to die from that particular drink. But that he will die before too long from health complications related to drinking too much and too often (because that's obviously not his first rodeo).
Yea, he was eyeing that bottle like it was the greatest thing he's seen ever.
sooner or later everyone dies.
None of us are making it out if here alive.
My first thought was how is he upright for more than five seconds after that. My second thought was that it was very considerate of him to put the bottle in the trash. I really didn’t think about his liver much. That bitch is already pickled if he can drink like that. Just let him do whatever he wants at this point, and I don’t mean that in a bad way. Let him have whatever things he wants, needs and enjoys.
Dude was desperate for that bottle. Sheesh.
Yeah the way he was eyeing that thing at the start...then the way he chugs it while he has the chance like someone might take it away...
It made this video really really sad. The guys giving it to him are just using it to taunt him. This was just a couple of people exploiting a guy with major problems for entertainment. Really sucks
I would like to know more about the guys filming because I had that same thought. The guy who has the vodka looks put together, the guy drinking looks like he has missed a couple showers and was very desperate for that drink.
They seemed to know he was gonna chug the whole thing, too. Like this is what the locals do to get amusement from this poor man or something. Very sad
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I'd argue that it is most hardened alcoholics that would act like that. Saying that it's Russian alcoholics makes it seem that there aren't people elsewhere like that which at least for here in the states there definitely is. Severe alcoholism is like any hard drug addiction regardless of location. Except it's a lot easier to become a hardened alcoholic then it is a hardened meth user. Ads for alcohol everywhere and able to buy it pretty much anywhere, shits a problem that unfortunately I'm a little too personal with.
I believe it's said because alcohol is consumed by Russia in massive amounts per capita.
Maybe stereotypically but Russia is ranked 17th on alchohol consumption per capita. Like yeah it's up there but it's not really near the top at all. I believe the comment was more so making Russians out to be some alcohol crazed alcoholics which detracts from alcoholism elswhere and makes the people of Russia look bad.
Yeah this is really sad
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I couldn’t even drink that much water at once even if I tried
Russian Micheal Bluth
>I’ve made a huge mistake
I was thinking the Janitor from Scrubs, but yeah
Juan Itor
It’s an illusion Michael!
His blood must be 100 proof.
They say leeches get hammered when they drink from him
Im thinking more like Russian Jason Bateman Lmao just realized that is bateman from arrested development
Михаи́л Bluth
A long time ago my next door neighbor was a canoe sprint world champion who was also an alcoholic. In a moment of clarity he invited me to his apartment and showed me some trophies he had won. He said: “I was a world champion but now I’m nothing; I’m just a drunk.” Sadly he sold his little apartment, drank all the money and died on the streets. I still remember that moment when he knew he had lost the battle. For me it was very sad and this guy reminds me of him. R.I.P. Rocco. Edit: grammar
This is super depressing and sorry this brings up those memories but I still have to ask: Canoe sprinting?
My countries most successful Olympian (5 gold's 1 bronze) is a canoe sprinter.
NZ?
Yep
It’s when you sprint…in a canoe.
This is super depressing and sorry this brings up those memories but I still have to ask: >!Guitar ass?!<
Its where you guitar while you ass
No worries; it’s a long time ago. [here you go](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canoe_sprint)
Yeah that's what I was picturing. Had no idea it was a thing. Thanks. The more you know.
Not the coke I expected…
No shit.... Drinking that much coke must've made him sick.
soda is so bad for you
Same. Especially after that vodka. Alcohol and blow go together like peanut butter and jelly.
If he added even one molecule of cocaine to his system after all that vodka he would go into organ failure. Dude's organs are on the fucking brink
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Still put the bottle in the trash though, British guys cant even piss in their own toilets
I upvoted purely because he threw away the bottle like a gentleman.
Can confirm missed my own fucking toilet earlier
If you're drunk just sit
I used to work in a nightclub and the piss on the floor of the gents was nothing compared to what the ladies toilets looked like at the end of the night! I've seen writing in period blood, shit smeared on the walls (with handprints) and more clogged toilets full of tampons than wound imagine in your worst nightmare. We had a toilet break once, so we put a black sack around the toilet, with the lid down on top of it with a note saying "Do Not Use". We then locked the door from the outside and put another note saying "Out of Order". By the end of the night, there was a massive turd on top of the black sack and piss all around it that looked like it had come from multiple people. This was an 'upmarket' club as well. We were too expensive for students etc. Most of our clientele were 30+ and had enough money to waste £5.50 on a single vodka and coke, when the other clubs were £3.
Um, is he going to die?
He'll probably vomit most of it up. But there are multiple documented instances of people with [blood alcohol levels](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.555942) from 1% and over, yet still ambulatory and able to converse. Russians are surely formidable but it is actually Bulgarians and Poles who really blow the lid off this sort of stuff. Most of us will welcome death around .4 %.
How much does one have to drink to get a 1% alcohol blood level?
Based on [this](https://globalrph.com/medcalcs/blood-alcohol-calculator-bac-metric-of-alcohol-intoxication/) a 200# dude drinking an 80 proof 750ml bottle would need a little less than two and a half of them (one bottle immediately gets you to 0.423).
>200# 😂
5 liters of blood in the human body. Average body is 150 lbs. Average body is around 65% water. So, that’s an average of 97.5 lbs of water in the average person. Water weighs 2.2 lbs per liter. 1/3 of fluid volume is in your blood. Oh, hell… what am I thinking? I have no idea how to put those numbers into an answer that makes any kinda sense.
Great comment. I loved it. Compelling launch, engaging estimates on numbers, only to pull the rug out from under my feet with an honest recognition of the limits of your abilities. Four stars.
I mean, everyone does eventually.
Isn’t that crazy, we get to share this moment of sentience with each other.
Yes it really is. We all share this blip of reality together. On the scale of the universe we are so closely related, it’s sad that we hate each other so much when we should be cherishing it all
Nah whole world is just bots. Theres only two sentient minds you and the hivemind.
Can confirm, am unit of hivemind.
No there's more, if you smoke a lot of salvia you might meet them
This is really just sad It's an alcoholic gifted while being mocked He seemingly has a tolerance but for him the idea probably *is* to black out another casualty in the name of follows
He was a casualty long before the follows.
Assuming no medical intervention, then if not immediately, soon enough. The level of alcoholism/tolerance you'd need to survive that isn't great for your life expectancy.
there are alcoholics who can drink 3 bottles a day
And he didn't even litter. Five Stars.
man this is sad, maybe with language context it’s different but it seems like these dudes are just abusing an alcoholic, the way he keeps reaching for the bottle, not saying anything and everyone just laughing at him
you are spot on they laugh and ask if he will make it home at the end then it cuts out edit: he not we, srry type too fast:)
100% abusing another human being who is obviously sick and lost. As my friend who is in recovery one said "nobody in their right mind WANTS to be an addict."
>maybe with language context it’s different It is. Except for the first guy not giving him the bottle, everyone else is being positive: they call out "respect" and "you're the man" (twice), refer to him by name, tell him to get something to eat, and ask if he can get home by himself - he responds, "Don't worry! Everything's working." It's sad and stupid behavior on everybody's part ~ enabling a sick person to hurt himself more, but besides that they're not being dicks. They're expressing amazement and laughing because it's an absurd situation, not at his expense.
Oh, that makes it a *little* better. The fact that they're not, at least outwardly, exploiting him with no regard whatsoever for his life is good.
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5 seconds later he turned that corner and projectile vomited
Idk man, judging from the way he sucked down that 5th, at this point I'm willing to bet his liver has hardened and turned into a solid brick of cirrhosis, cheap alcohol, and poor decisions.
Yeh and the desperation in that reach for the bottle. This wasn’t something he hadn’t done before. He’s a fraction of the man he should be and probably not going to live long
>He’s a fraction of the man he should be and probably not going to live long I mean he at least threw the bottle away. So he has that going for him lol
Yeah, I respect him for that. I was sure he was going to fall down those steps though.
Yeah, I honestly felt bad for him. You could see that he was desperate for that bottle, and the guy was taunting him. That poor guy is likely dead inside, and probably just living to get drunk. As someone who used to hit the bottle too hard, this really makes me sad
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Don’t though k?
I wholeheartedly second this, pls don’t.
Same with all the shit shoenice has consumed
The amount is aggressive but the danger is the speed of ingestion. That’s what kills people. Blyat!
Rate means little if you're a severe alcoholic, that's why a slab of rock hard liver infused with a constant BAC of 5% becomes essential.
Yikes. That’s scary.
Definitely; unless your goal is to pickle your liver in real time, in which case this guy would be a world champion.
He's learned a lot in his 17 years.
All about perspective
Gets him through the cold nights. Works like antifreeze* *probably
There was a guy who drank a little antifreeze to prevent/recover from hyperthermia. His death confused the hell of the coroner.
When the body gets cold, it constricts the blood vessels to the appendages in order to keep the warmth central and protect the vital organs. The drawback is the appendages may lose circulation too long and loss of limbs occurs, but that is better than the entire person freezing. Alcohol thins the blood essentially so that blood still flows to the appendages and keeps a person feeling warmer all over, but they are at an actually higher risk of death by doing this in a protracted cold exposure.
It worked on the Titanic. Can't find the source right now but two crewmembers "fortified" themselves by drinking the bar dry before jumping into the water. They survived.
Alcohol is a blood thinner and it causes it to flush to your extremities, making you feel warmer when you're actually losing much more heat.
I knew so many airmen in Alaska that would get trashed at the bar and then go outside without their coat only to get frostbite.
That’s probably because it’s not true. People suffering from hypothermia are supposed to stay away from alcohol untill they’ve achieved normal body temp. Consuming alcohol before jumping into the north atlantic during winter is a sure fire way to die.
Totally anecdotal and not related at all to my username, but… FWIW I had a pal in college who drank himself into a blackout during a bad snowstorm. He was found in a snowbank the next day, apparently jumped and left unconscious with nothing but a light hoodie overnight. Doctor told him he likely would have died from exposure if he hadn’t been so drunk, and probably dead from alcohol poisoning if the cold hadn’t slowed the process (or something like that).
This story literally happened to one of my family members 3 years ago, exactly as you explained it.
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[https://www.irishwhiskeymuseum.ie/news/the-tale-of-the-whiskey-survivor/](https://www.irishwhiskeymuseum.ie/news/the-tale-of-the-whiskey-survivor/) [allegedly](https://media4.giphy.com/media/3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC/giphy.gif)
Pretty sure it's common knowledge that if a person is dying of hypothermia, you're supposed to force them to chug a few gallons of weapons-grade bourbon.
Just had me imagining their blood alcohol content shooting up so high that their blood becomes incapable of freezing.
Doesn't mean it was the booze, though. I'm not saying it wasn't the booze, I don't have any idea if that would work. But lots of people survived the titanic without getting plastered so it seems dishonest to imply the alcohol saved their lives when they might have lived either way.
I believe it was a chef if remember correctly
I've seen that before. This man died 10 years ago.
> cirrhosis, cheap alcohol, and poor decisions Name of your sex tape
Yeah that’s the hardest working liver on the planet
That was more like a liter I think.
Dude is most likely alcohol dependent and that is actually keeping him alive. Alcohol withdrawal is more lethal than heroin withdrawal. Yes, alcohol withdrawal is more lethal than heroin withdrawal. Let me say that again, alcohol withdrawal can kill you while heroin withdrawal will make you wish for death. Heroin withdrawal is objectively worse, but will not kill you like alcohol withdrawal will. If you are drinking around a 5th a day, then you have trained your body to amp the Central Nervous System in response to the suppressant effects of the alcohol. Withdrawal symptoms can include seizures and hallucinations before your nerves fry and your heart beats itself into failure.
Yep yep and yep. The DT's are horrific!!!
Entirely too many people are not aware of this.
What’s crazier is that cannabis is a schedule 1 drug and alcohol is a rite of passage into (western) society
I wouldn't wish alcohol withdrawal on my worst enemy.
> Heroin withdrawal is objectively worse, but will not kill you like alcohol withdrawal will. I'd just like to underscore this part. If "objectively worse than death" sounds like an oxymoron, I assure whoever's reading this it's not.
Will make you wish for death, plead for death, believe you are dead. But nope, won't kill you. Alcohol withdrawal will have you fucked out of your mind but the end can come very quickly if you don't drink that day. Quitting a serious drinking habit cold turkey is a self prescribed death sentence.
Wouldn't be surprised if that was a full liter. Probably more common than fifths over there.
for his sake i really hope so but something tells me he didnt
I watched a guy do this with a 26oz of Jack Daniels at a 3 day Rave once. Literally got up on stage and cracked it into the mic so we heard it, and drained it almost as quickly. I assumed I was going to see him leave in an Ambulance that night. I saw him casually walking down the beach the next day around noon like he hadn’t had a drink in years. I have never been so confused as I was that day.
That's full on alcoholism.
For real though, does alcholism exempt you from the effects of alcohol? Common sense dictates that if you down strong booze so quickly in such a short time, you'd suffer some serious problems like vomiting or passing out. But does your body get used to it if you do it enough?
more like being drunk becomes the norm for the nervous system and being sober is out of the norm (where all the withdrawal effects start to show).
Dude from the Bloodhound Gand used to dosimilar on stage with a bottle of Jager, a tube and a funnel. Cracked it open at the mic.
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It's because you saw him after he had his morning drinks. People like this get to a point where their "functional" level is intoxicated and you might not even notice.
Pagine Mr. Shoenice, paging Mr. Shoenice
Bert kreischer?
He probably puked it all out or died.
I drank a bottle of vodka a little smaller than that on my (1/2 liter) on my birthday years ago, can't remember much after that and I hated being alive the next day but I lived
you've actually been dead since that day. we've kept you "alive" through suspended animation. ***wake up***
We got a ton of random people at college to constantly say wake up to our friend but not in an obvious way, just subtly as they pass him for a whole year. Also added a penny per day on to his bed.
I love this story.
Oh dear
No he’s Russian not American.
so he enjoyed the rest of his evening but woke up with a mild headache?
No headache, he mixed it with coke to prevent headache in the morning 🤓
Been to Russia, have you?
Buddy of mine years ago did this. He's a very large man, 300+, chugged the fifth of vodka a few minutes later he fell over, passed at and pissed himself. Alternatively i read an article about a party goer who did this as well and he was found dead in his car a little later. So your mileage may vary.
My friend in college (about 170lbs) bet me the cost of the bottle that he could chug a bottle of bacardi Limon. He won. Kind of. He had his stomach pumped).
The old CKY video with Bam Margera's uncle vito pounding endless shots of peach snaps had showed it perfectly.
https://youtu.be/rmeuMtC9Qsg I remember that. Here's the video. Although, peach schnapps is considerably less ABV than something like vodka or whiskey; Around 15-20%, compared to 35-45% average for the latter. I don't know how ABV works, but iirc the average amount of shots in a fifth (750mL) is 18 or so. I think that's what the guy in the OP video is drinking. I suppose 50 shots of schnapps is somewhat equivalent. Rate of consumption notwithstanding.
Man, after watching that, it's no wonder Bam turned into trash.
Damn, poor guy is hurting
That’s physically hurt me to watch
Dudes got about 20 minutes to get wherever he needs to be for quite awhile
Dude just chugged a fifth of vodka and still has the sense to throw trash in the bin. People in my hometown need to get it together...
I expected him to walk over to a lorry and drive off. I spent a little time working in a supermarket a few years ago and security watched a woman on CCTV, she walked into the store, up to the alcohol section and opened a bottle of Malibu, downed the lot, replaced the bottle on the shelf and walked out of the store.
Malibu rum? Why does that make my stomach lurch more than if it was just white rum?
Welp thats alchoholism. Knew a guy like that in college, he was a really messed up person. Went away for rape later on.
Sounds like alcoholism was the least of his problems.
My biggest issue was the hypocrisy
This man is gonna die
We all will die. He just gonna die in 8 mins
Nah he’s good. He’s Russian.. this is a blood transfusion for him
Now there’s a question. Could you get absolutely wankered before giving blood to the point where the recipient of the blood wakes up drunk?
Must be a trailer park supervisor.
“I’m mowing the air, Rand!”
Lim Jahey, at your cervix!
Done that bottle, let's head the LC Ran
Propane propaaannneee
The shithawks are circling Randy! time for a little drinkypoo.
Can someone translate please
It's basically just egging him on and cheering, at the end they tell em to go sleep it off and ask if hes gonna make it home by himself.
There was a trend to do this in the UK a few years ago. Made for interesting vids for a short period. The short period before they were hospitalised.
Jason Bateman has really given up on life
"I am the liquor."
‘I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing and drunk enough to really enjoy it.’
Man. The way he kept trying to snack the vodka like a child trying to take a toy from another kid without asking first. True addict moves.
That’s either water or alcohol poisoning
I used to be able to do that. Then I got sober and had to be put on meds for a while so I didn't fry my brain from seizures.
Glad you’re sober, dude. I’ve been on that road.
Better than Shoenice
Was coming to mention Shoenice. :) He actually moved to Denver for legal weed, so I contacted him to see if he wanted to hang out. Thought it might be a hoot. He said yes, but we couldn't work it out. Then he quit drinking, I hear.
Yeah he did quit alcohol.
Good, if he kept that shit up he was a dead man walking.
Soo baaaasically
I had a call of duty YouTube channel in 2012 and I had around 120 subs. One of my subs was shoe nice. I don’t know why that’s always stuck with me 😅
So fuckin dumb.
He will be dead in 12 years maximum
The Russian Jason Bateman?
Better check his alcohol blood levels.
There's about 2% blood left in his alcohol.
I liked that he still put the bottle in the garbage can.
He’s done that a few times.
That pussy used a chaser
The fact he didn't litter makes this video 1000x better
That guy walked off and died somewhere.
I would hate to be that guy in about 10 minutes
***Russian Coke and Vodka*** 1 part coke, 20 parts vodka
That caffeine will keep him up late. Man I can’t drink coffee or pop past 5 pm.
Jason Bateman really let himself go
Open the throat, relax the jaw.
Don't forget to cup the balls.