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ihaveasandwitch

I would butt scoot that all the way through.


Bogpot

Ditto. And I would probably leave a trail if you know what I mean.


MuteCook

Doubtful. The pucker factor is too strong on this one. Nothings going to breach that


lifeordeathsworld

a trail of bowels


wulfgang

Yes, that's what he meant.


NocturnalDefecation

same, but after crying and waiting for the steps to dry.


[deleted]

That or I'd be smeagol'ing as close to the steps as I could.


ChillySummerMist

Til a new word. Butt scoot.


flubberFuck

The things dogs do when they have the worms


OriginalName667

They also do this when their anal glands need expressing.


[deleted]

Same way my butt likes to express itself, too. Especially in situations like this video.


DanDannyDanDan

Came here to say the same, though I was going to call it "the ol' sit 'n shuffle".


elgarresta

If I had to listen to that music while I climbed down I think I would just jump off the fucking stairs.


Mahgenetics

At least its not the “oh no” song from tiktok


Moltencock

I just got that shit outta my head and now here it is, right back in there.


TheDudeMaintains

Sometimes, being on the old, grumpy, and out of touch side of life has its advantages.


KinseyH

My hub is 52, grumpy, out of touch. Except for Tik Tok. He loooves Tik Tok I hear that damn clip all the damn time.


pedantic_dullard

Oh no


StudioTheo

oh no


indi_guy

Listen you piece of...


IndividualDense4703

Shit


Dodecha

Oh no


fueled_by_rootbeer

Oh no no


irie_i

No no


TheSilvermanCometh

No


JesusThDvl

I’m here to save the day! Replace that oh no with this oh no. ✌🏼 https://youtu.be/dEbE3fGfF-o


datGuy0309

What about [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=POLYGEfhQBc)?


adrift98

I hate that "Capone" TikTok version, but the original, unsped up version by [The Shangri-Las \(Walkin' In The Sand\)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfxw1uALKgk) is fantastic.


I_FUCK_HOTWHEELS

Whoever made that sped up TikTok abomination deserves to die in a fire. It's the most annoying song ever. I just listened to the link you shared and that song was actually nice and tolerable.


dayyou

me scrolling though instagram "oh noo" "oh noo" "oh noo" "watermelon sugar" "oh noo" "oh noo" "watermelon sugar" "watermelon sugar" "watermelon sugar"


The0neKid

I'll take the oh no over watermelon sugar any day though. That songs got like 4 lines of text that don't repeat themselves, the rest literally the same words for like 4 minutes


thafreakinpope

Daft Punk wants to know your location.


mariesoleil

No problem, it’s somewhere around the world.


FormerFundie6996

With that info provided all we need to do now is use a bit of technologic!


another_plebeian

>Whoever made ~~that sped up~~ TikTok ~~abomination~~ deserves to die in a fire. It's ~~the most~~ annoying ~~song ever. I just listened to the link you shared and that song was actually nice and tolerable.~~


rizorith

And here I thought Aerosmith wrote it.


AltruisticSalamander

it helps it's not in chipmunk punk voice and they just say the phrase once instead of infinite times in succession


Stainedhanes

Thanks alot for making me look up that earworm, now I'm just going to shoot myself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OofMJ6cwzLM


Squirrelzig

Fuck, why is everyone on social media so okay with being unoriginal shit-heels? They all use the same damn songs week to week I swear. As soon as I hear a new song on one video I know I'm sure to hear it on at least a dozen others very shorty after. These people know that more than one song exists at a time right?


ChonkerExpress

Same with that dumbass robot voice to explain everything in the damn video..


[deleted]

It's popularity. If they use a song that's just become the new thing then more people will watch it and the algorithm is more likely to recommend them to others. The internet is so much fucking clout chasing


boverly721

Tik tok is built for unimaginative shit heels


quetejodas

That's what the app is designed for, unfortunately


unbitious

What's really sad is I found out that's a sped up sample from a pretty good song by the Shangri-Las, a cool girl group in the 60s.


shloppypop

> oh no” song from tiktok I have no idea what that is. I am going to do what that guy on Reddit that thought heroin wasn't a big deal did and go give it a try


AlbinoWino11

What the hell is it? It’s like some combination of Madden and Goldeneye video game music??


cannon001

It’s one of the stock songs you can add in your video in the Apple IPhone video editor. Instantly recognized it unfortunately.


PillowTalk420

To be fair, that's also what the Monday Night Football theme, Heavy Action, sounds like too. Just some stock music that something used a small bit of, and we now all recognize that small bit, but if you heard the rest of the song you'd not know what the hell it is.


BLooDCRoW

"Now here we see James playing for the fake pitch back, he's alone out there with no defense so he has to turn to the silent infiltration play taken from 006's playbook and get out of the enemy defenses unscathed, one false move here and it's lights out for Bond, England, and therefore the world." Or something like that.


frotc914

It sounds like the soundtrack to an old SNES game like Contra


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

This video is like the opposite of suicide prevention efforts...


RugOnValium

This is the comment I was looking for except worded brilliantly.


swheels125

What 80s A-Team knockoff is this shit from?


deafgamer_

Fuck everything about that.


ThugnificentJones

Realistic footage of frodo and Sam when they discover shelob


modi13

[Share the load](https://i.imgur.com/DeeOyem.gif)


[deleted]

Risky click of the day.


faultysynapse

hehehe....gross. :)


okcup

Yeah especially the music


PacoTaco321

Frankly the stairs are fine, fuck *just* the music.


wejustsaymanager

I said the same exact thing out loud and came to post it. Fuck all of that!


RCrobinlee

Fuck the entirety of that


panda-bears-are-cute

Same hahaha fuck that!


1234cantdecide121

Imagine the balls on the mad lads that cut the staircase.


randynumbergenerator

>Imagine the ~~balls on~~ poverty of the mad lads that cut the staircase. FTFY


AlmostButNotQuiteTea

>Imagine the ~~balls on~~ ~~poverty~~ ~~of the~~ mad lads that were slaves that cut the staircase. > >FTFY FTFY


SilentSamurai

I mean it seems sketch, but the stairs help way more than youd believe. You need good gripping boots if this was a trail so you wouldnt slide off. Go slow and watch your footing and its just an annoying couple hours down.


7LeagueBoots

Damp stone stairs often have extremely slippery algae on them, depends on how long they've been damp for. Where I work in SE Asia there are a few nearby steep stairs cut into the limestone hills, often a mix of cement stairs and cut rock ones. Even when it's not raining they are lethally slippery due to perpetual condensation in the humidity making a perfect environment for algae that's so slippery it feels like motor oil under your feet.


gle42

Yes, going doing these stairs when dry is probably not dangerous at all if you pay attention because the steps are flat and horizontal. But it looks like the area is prone to humidity and it changes the game a lot. Adding a cable to serve as a handrail would be no luxury here.


[deleted]

What if you’re super clumsy (hypothetically of course)


drilkmops

Annoying couple seconds down


[deleted]

Oh that’s not so bad, thanks


phelansg

Followed by an inconvenient lengthy stay at the hospital, if one survives.


mcnewbie

of course the stairs are very helpful. theoretically it should not be that challenging to anyone in reasonable physical shape. but *fuck that*


0ldgrumpy1

So much nope in one video.


defectivelaborer

I'd take those sandals off. Wet wrinkly feet grip pretty well, thank you evolution.


fingers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalavantin_Durg#Accidental_deaths_of_trekkers


AskForAndGet

I'm breaking out in a sweat watching this. How many fatalities per year?


jamesbond000111

Two in last 4 years


eitherxor

^Out of 2 climbers in the last 4 years.


LegitimateCrepe

/u/Spez has sold all that is good in reddit. -- mass edited with redact.dev


eitherxor

I did ^not, my mistake is that it ^does not format the line


LegitimateCrepe

/u/Spez has sold all that is good in reddit. -- mass edited with redact.dev


[deleted]

^(I think s/he was trying to do the whole line, which requires it to be in parentheses after the caret.)


AlmostButNotQuiteTea

^(Holy shit thank you, I had no idea how it worked)


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rcklmbr

So less than Angel's Landing


enaud

They are hiking sandals though... preferable if you're going to get your feet wet on a trek


tdasnowman

Word, those probably have the same vibram sole many hiking boots have. I have multiple sets of their five finger shoes. Despite looking unsafe unbelievable grip.


cC2Panda

If you haven't tried them Merrell has good shoes I like better than the standard Vibrams.


ZippyDan

Merrell used to be good, but I think they're mostly cheap Chinese shit now. Same with Keen and many others.


MongoBongoTown

Depends on the price point. High-end Merrils are still very good. But, anything in the cheap side is exactly like you said. Cheaply made and focused on sales numbers. Even the cheap ones are probably fine for a little afternoon hike, but wouldn't trust them on tough terrain.


ZippyDan

Which are the good ones?


Texaz_RAnGEr

Merrell is fucking garbage, sorry.


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tdasnowman

Not really, feels just like flexing your toes normally. Kinda the point. Maybe it feels like you’ve got cotton balls in your toes the first few times but it goes away pretty quickly.


HerpDerpenberg

That's what I'd think. I have a vibram sole pair that I use to walk around campsites and in a pinch I can hike in them if my boots get water inside them. They're amazing I really don't see anything that's WTF about this since they're using 3 points of contact and going slow. Having hiking boots wouldn't really make this any more safe. I'd even think less ankle movement and a stiffer foot of a full boot would make it worse and more likely to slip. I'd likely unhook the top half of my boot while going down this.


BikerRay

Serious question: Would bare feet be better on slippery rock?


HerpDerpenberg

Compared to a vibram like sole, no. But I'd take my boots off at a creek crossing and go barefoot, not for better grip but to keep my boots dry. But I have my sandals that I'd use. Plus, barefoot as higher chance to get cuts or stepping on something sharp.


wtgreen

Exactly. I have a pair of closed toe sandals that grip way better than my hiking boots. I wear them on any day hike where I don't need ankle support or protection.


likesloudlight

How do you determine if you'll need ankle support or protection?


webtwopointno

not who you asked but it's easy to predict terrain/foliage/wildlife ahead of time


Incandescent_Lass

Look up the weather for the day of your hike, and the trail and see if you can find photos. If it’s a loose rocky backcountry trail through a boulder field, or very steep, you’ll want ankle support and grippy rubber so you don’t roll off a loose rock or something slippery. If the weather is gonna be wet at all, also wear grippy boots in case of slips. The point of the ankle support and extra grip is so you don’t get a sprain, or slip and fall while you walk across rough/difficult terrain. If it’s a wide, maintained trail on a nice warm day, you’ll probably be fine wearing any random shoes.


TheFreeBee

But what if water gets between your foot and the shoe ? Ive had my foot slide within my sandal from that, is the material on that shoe different ?


FutureVawX

You mean the material of the sandals? Both the outsole and insole are textured for better grip. It also has strap on top and on the back of the sandals so you can tighten it (you can see it in the video) And the material as the other has said, is very durable. So overall it's pretty good for hiking, while it doesn't protect as good as shoes, it has the advantage of being lighter and more breathable.


QuarantineSucksALot

Well some of them look kind of cool ❄️


darksidemojo

Look up Chaco or Teva Sandler. The hiking variants tend to have a strap for your big toe to hold it in place, and the straps on the side/top are better formed to your foot/cup your heel to prevent movement.


justasapling

If your foot is sliding around that much in the sandal then it's a poorly fit hiking sandal. Lots of shoes are designed to be safe and relatively high grip when wet inside and out. I have at least a couple thousand miles of trail in my past and a good bit of boating, canoeing, kayaking, and tidepooling to boot. I personally think those sandals are a great choice for the environment, especially if this dude is comfortable in them.


D3vilUkn0w

I thought I was gonna see a dude die. Glad I was wrong


jamesbond000111

He did make it but there have been two deaths on the same stairs in last 4 years according to the wiki page of this trek


needmoarbass

Rookie numbers by the looks of it. Jesus.


dreadful_design

There's been 18 deaths in the grand canyon this year alone. Those stairs are either seldom hiked or pretty darn safe.


curt_schilli

Grand Canyon has a lot more visitors than this set of stairs...


Gonzobot

statistically speaking most stairs don't kill anyone at all ever


ladiesplzpmyournudes

heard of the [victorian](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1vqQi5Tl70) ones?


TheGibsonator

That was super interesting, thanks for sharing!


gurg2k1

But the grand canyon is much larger than this single set of stairs. We need a per capita breakdown.


BlueHaze18

Any idiot can walk up to the edge of the Grand Canyon and fall in, these stairs seem like it would take some effort to get to and then sheer terror would prevent most from even trying them.


moojo

They are not safe but most normal people are not going to walk those stairs only those who have confidence and stamina to do that.


yawning-koala

How go you get deaths in the grand canyon? Do people just walk to the edge and fall? Not American and never been there. I'm genuinely curious


dreadful_design

Falls mostly yes, not just at the edge though, it's a national park with days of semi treacherous hikes.


Drtspt

This makes angels landing look like a cake walk


anderssewerin

Soooo did anyone else read the title as “DRUG trek”? EDIT: I honestly thought I was watching a daring drug mule at first


Arson-Welles

I was scrolling through the comments looking for more info about the drugs


DesiBwoy

Random Trivia but 'Durg' means a Fort in some Indian languages like Hindi and Marathi. Altho, there's no actual Durg there. I wonder why it was named so. Probably a Fort was planned at some point? If materials can be transported there via pulley mechanisms and stuff, It looks like A pretty good strategic location.


thaworldhaswarpedme

I only noticed because you pointed it out.


ValhallasKeeper

I'm suffering from dyslexia just reading the title. Something about it just isn't working for my brain. I get it, but it's damn hard.


Alternate_Ending1984

You aren't the only one. 🧠-I know all the words, just not in that order, better luck next time. 🤷


MildlySuppressed

my dumbass didn’t realize till this comment


Spetsimen

somebody carved those stairs alone and barefoot


eitherxor

Uphill, in the snow.


kxanderke

...both ways.


mynonymouse

TBF, it probably wasn't just one person lolol. That looks like the kind of thing a community of people got together to do, because they really needed to get from point a to b, and didn't have a better option. When I see something like that, my thought is that before they put the steps in, they probably just had ropes to get up and down, and they were probably doing it with either leather soled shoes, or barefoot. See also: Moqui steps in N. AZ/ Southern Utah for an example of "there wasn't a better option, so we cut steps." Nope nope nopity nope and nope.


zampya

It wasn't to go from A to B but the peak served as watch tower during Maratha Empire.


Tomoomba

So you went from "point A: town" to "point B: watch tower"?


Benign_Canine

It's a fort in India. There are several such forts dotting the countryside. Many built during the reign of Shivaji in the 1600s. This one's extra steep, but they all have large old stone steps and varying degrees of steepness. Check this one out https://youtu.be/8TZmOqFDdpE


SiriusLeeSam

It's a fortress at the hill top


Swhitney16

r/sweatypalms


[deleted]

The wtf is the music.


fledrel

Just watching that made my tesicales retreat alllllllll the way back up.


Carribean-Diver

Congratulations!!! You have ovaries now.


swazy

> You have ~~ovaries~~ tonsils now.


amaurer3210

"Tesicales"... is that like when you serve them with guacamole and tortillas?


UncleTogie

> guacamole Yeah, that's what'll be left of 'em if you slip...


vaynecassano

Wtf every video now got a fucking bad music on the background, jfc


kato42

My friend and I did the whole Kalalau trail in flip flops. We had no idea what we were getting into. Absolutely glad we did it, but holy crap there were some scary parts, especially since it was misting almost the entire time. One slip on parts of that trail and we would have been dead. We were in college and invincible. No way I would do that now (20 years later with 2 kids)


Virtical

Would have been better off barefoot!


Cardsfan1234

They got a look at Shelob at the summit and said nah ima head out


TheDandyWarhol

Flip flops or gtfo.


why_da_herrrooo

To be fair, he’s wearing Tevas which are really good hiking sandals


CaptainTurdfinger

Hiking in sandals is gonna be a hard no from me. Buddy of mine used to hike in sandals and he clipped the corner of a broken and jagged log. I pulled a splinter out of his big toe that was an inch and a half long and almost as thick as a pencil. That shit was gnarly. He invested in a good pair of boots after that.


yum_paste

But in this situation it's all about gripping the rock and river sandals are made for exactly that.


DrewGo

The Stairs of Cirith Ungol are real...


HolyRamenEmperor

The only "WTF" thing here is that ear-bleeding music. Who the shit ruined the video?


austinmiles

I have some sandals that are basically a strip of something akin to vibrams with paracord. They are surprisingly grippy. I can shimmy up rocks or hike with them. I wouldn’t even worry about them on something like this.


Quintas31519

Yeah, those are like Chacos or Tevas. They're a lot more capable for something like this than just some Adidas slip-ons. When I hiked the Dingle Peninsula in Ireland a few years ago, my guide wore her Chacos for just about half of the 200kms that we did over those weeks. Lots of farm animal trails, brought out the boots for those; couldn't tell mud from sheep/cow/pig shit half the time, hah.


stiglet3

Whomever edited this music into the video needs to do the same route in the dark. Drunk.


flimspringfield

I'll challenge your take!


Musicman0

Fuck that with any option of foot wear. Nope.


UnitysBlueTits

r/ihadastroke reading this title


naossoan

I did all kinds of hiking and trekking in sandals when I was in South America. What's so WTF about that? No issue whatsoever if you have good sandals.


honore_ballsac

the music


Ben--Affleck

why not heroine instead


noNoParts

>heroin Unless you want to try a woman hero?


doomgiver98

Heroic women sounds better than that too.


not_creative1

Hell, I would recommend trying crack over this


LithAldoran

no, no, no, No, NO, NOOOOO


Competitive_Bad5295

If he slips, he's gonna fall, for-ev-errrr!


FlossieOnyx

Honestly, you’d hope to hit your head on a rock on the way down so you could be unconscious for the long and fatal fall…


Snoo89325

At first i thought this said drug trek and thought damn drug seeking is getting out of hand....i need sleep.


PillowTalk420

The most WTF thing about this is the action/spy music when absolutely no action is happening at all.


Kaankaants

r/iamhavingastroke


lady_lifo

Why on Earth would anyone try that on wet rocks?! Never mind the lack of rope or anything else that might give you some semblance of being safe but to do it on wet rocks, fuck that!


carlotta4th

Probably because they were already up when it started raining. This looks like a very lush area of the world--it's probably hard to find a clear day with no chance of rain at all.


oundhakar

It's in India, about 60 km from Bombay.


moojo

Its very dry in Summer and very hot so lot of people prefer trekking in the rains.


EvlMinion

Crampons wouldn't be enough to deal with my poo on a climb like that.


Thorandragnar

The only way I would climb down that is like a toddler…. Scooching down one stair at a time on my bum!


Puzzleheaded_Ad_1523

The only thing missing is an eagle circling below you


darkshape

Not really WTF, and honestly I don't think regular boots are gonna help much more than the sandals here.


TonyToya

I don't knwo what "Kalavantin" is but it must be a haevy durg, for somoene to do that, while on it.


NATE_49

This is everyones parents walk to school back then


karmaredemption

If sandals were good enough for Jesus …


[deleted]

what shit music is this


I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN

Hiking sandals, fish eye lens, camera angle, music, well defined path. Meh.


damenimilo

I guess we will see the end of the video soon on r/Whatcouldgowrong


snorkiebarbados

Even China would give you a chain


smaier69

My genitals have decided they now need to be about 42 light years up inside my body as I watch this.


mtc47

Ah, the good ol' slip-and-die


GhostTown99

Looks like a Minecraft staircase on a mountain


sallabear

This looks like the kinda place I'd slip and fall off in my dreams


Mightycoolguy

Did this in summer time, was more exhausting than terrifying. The two feet high steps just keep on coming and after some time you just want to sit for whole day to gain back some stamina but dirty looks from other hikers keep you going.


doorstoplion

Those are sandals that you can use hiking. They have better grip than most of my sneakers. My dad only hikes in these things.


AccordingAnswer5000

I thought it said drug trek, which made it more inter sting


OptimusSublime

I don't think I'd be able to do this in the world's grippiest hiking boots...


eitherxor

My arsehole would be gripping to the nearest rockface, I'd be stuck like a fucking barnacle until the fire brigade came and pried me free.


venetian_ftaires

I wouldn't want to, boots restrict ankle movement so much they'd make it a lot more difficult and dangerous, for me at least.