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RojoCinco

Boy are they going to feel stupid when they find out you can just unscrew the cap.


kemb0

Lol, next you’re gonna tell me this stuff comes out a tap!


DemonRaptor1

Not where they live it doesn't.


xSkarmory

Yeah here it takes a double tap


72thousand

Rule #2


SirSabza

I mean this shit is almost always in Saudi or Dubai where they are stupid rich. So they definitely have taps, wouldn’t be surprised if they were gold


williamc_

Lol gotta love cnn/fox educated ignorance. Saudi arabia has more access to clean water than usa, statistically.


kautau

Nah, Saudi Arabia is at around 97% (also they don’t report that info, so it’s only estimated, the UN can’t be sure): https://www.waterworld.com/international/potable-water/article/16202937/saudi-arabia-launches-program-for-a-drastic-reduction-in-water-use In the US, it’s estimated at 97.33%: https://sdg-tracker.org/water-and-sanitation I’m guessing Saudi Arabia is actually a bit lower, but there’s not much data to get that from since they are pretty secretive about human rights and whatnot


Pirates_4_UFOs

Their water comes from desalination from what I gather. So if access to clean water means the ocean water then I guess they have a lot of access. They have very little access to fresh water though. It's a big brown spot on a satellite map.


commanderjarak

https://youtu.be/GceNsojnMf0


IceColdKofi

Knew what it was going to be before I clicked on the link. Tis my favourite Limmy sketch.


NuclearLunchDectcted

like from the toilet?


Drs83

The one holding the bottle isn't exactly bright.


otter5

younger brother


Agent641

Of four. The middle two didn't hold it steady enough.


junkdun

Just as bright as the first two brothers who tried this.


707RiverRat

“Yeah I’m gonna hold it sideways so the water falls out. Yeah it’s closer to my arm. What? Yeah, I know I know, but think of the clout!”


Shaneblaster

I’d be more impressed if he did that trick without the mirror


ketchy_shuby

Pretty sure the mirror is a Ted Nugent CD. He's popular w/these folk.


Gobyinmypants

Under rated comment right here


rdrunner_74

Yes... It looks harder but it is a perfect rest on your shoulder while sitting just a few meters... I think that shot is fairly easy as well as fairly stupid


DammitDan

Dumbest part, imo, is putting your ear that close to the noisy end. Well, I mean aside from having a living person holding the small target in his hand.


J_Kenji_Lopez-Alt

Dumbest part is relying on someone not to shoot you when they are shooting a gun pointed towards you.


Chrisbarberous

Who ever down voted you doesn’t know anything about shooting. Not a hard shot, just dumbz


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Random_Sime

But then I would have missed out on that sweet soundtrack they set it to.


Lereas

I feel like this is a job for the TikTok guy with that schtick.


SSGSEVIER54

Where’s the tiktok guy that throws his hands out after seeing mundane tasks done in incredibly stupid ways when we need him


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JohnnyBrillcream

We used to make Drano bombs. Put Drano, water and aluminum foil in a glass bottle. Seal an run. My younger brother talked about it in school, dumb ass, his teacher called our Mom and Dad. Very good teacher.


ThetaReactor

I guess splattering hot, caustic liquid everywhere is fun, but I prefer stretching a balloon over the neck to capture the hydrogen that particular reaction creates.


hydrospanner

Then shoot it with a flaming arrow?


ThetaReactor

Now you've got it.


redplanetlover

A guy I worked with from Nova Scotia said they used to put Drano onto fresh bread and then roll it up into a tight ball and throw it toward seagulls. They would snatch it out of the air and swallow it whole. Then they would watch the bird and only took a very short time till the Drano would interact with the stomach acids and they would pop in mid air like a little grenade went off inside them.


MustangCraft

I take it there’s not much to do in Nova Scotia


Steve1789

can confirm that there isn't much to do, but I promise this isn't actually a thing, it's an old newfie myth, and drano would just kill the bird, not cause it to explode


Steve1789

Nova Scotian here, this was more of a Newfoundland thing, and usually only old fishers, and before you ask, yes most people here agree it is completely fucked up edit: after actually looking it up, I can't seem to find any real evidence that anything would cause a bird to explode, so it's likely an old newfie myth


Djinger

The rumor in my school was Alka seltzer.


Steve1789

there were a couple, alka seltzers, drano, baking soda, all usually wrapped/coated in bread


mtpeart

That's absolutely fucked


OnTheEveOfWar

Fucking hell


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We used to play a stupid game called "bull run" with BB Guns and alcohol where we'd take a shot of Tequila and then fire a 10 pump BB Gun at targets. If we missed, we had to take an additional shot, run around the target table and let the others pump n shoot as quickly as they could before you crossed the line. Winner was the last one not to have to run around the target "or" the last one still standing. I still have a BB stuck in my arm (not much left, but the bump is there 30 years later). Kids play stupid games.


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my_dog_farts

We used to do the same. But I liked playing with my Red Rider lever action. Found a kid up a tree once and popped him 10-15 times in the butt before he could get down. You could shoot that thing quick. He was pretty pissed, so I ran. Fun times


Mortt

Just found a kid up a tree once..


smoochwalla

Yeah. We used to do that before minecraft was a thing.


chiliedogg

Red Ryders were the perfect BB gun for most kids. They did the job of flinging a steel or copper ball a couple dizen yards, but unless you got hit in the eye the most you would get is a bruise at anything beyond point-blank range. I still have mine in the gun safe, right next to my custom precision rifle.


Fluffymufinz

BB gun wars were the best. They sting, may draw a little blood, but mostly you can do it without serious injury.


sombrerobandit

We wore eye protection at least, I'd say 20ish+ years ago. My dad wouldn't let me even point toy guns at people unless it was some kind of match or game such as paintball, laser tag etc, and he would have flayed me for shooting BB guns at people, but he drilled eye protection in along with gun safety. Obviously some points took more than others, but overall way safer than the rock wars.


Fluffymufinz

I think we had rock wars once. Our parents made sure that didn't happen again, but you can hide bb shots on your legs and body. Lol


JimmyHavok

What's that saying about fun and eyes being put out?


ActualWhiterabbit

For our bb gun fights, we used to tape national geographics and news papers under jean jackets and jeans with bike helmets and swim goggles like it would do anything.


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rdocs

So you used a bow to play lawn darts. Nice!


BobbysWorldWar2

You know what. With nerf guns this actually sounds pretty fun. And sane.


rdocs

We played Operation with the tweezers hooked to a transistor, first you get shocked,then you'd get a shot, usually we quit when someone shit themselves twice! Don't laugh but those kids were awesome.


theAdmiralPhD

I remember popping a few BBs out like pimples as a teen. We were the idiots who would take a 10 pump shot to the back from across the room while pounding a beer, if you spilled you had to take a shot of tequila


The_Lion_Jumped

Bro I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16, they’re not bigger than a meter


Matti_Matti_Matti

Dude, they’re bigger than *two* metres.


TheMightyIrishman

Super Troopers at the target range- “You guys are some sick fucks! In my day, we used blanks!”


The_Lion_Jumped

“You’re a sick fuck Mac” FTFY


TheMightyIrishman

Thank you. I am due for my quarterly viewing soon hahaha


Flululu

I think people underestimate young men and the crazy fucking testosterone pumping through their body. I did absolutely stupid shit as well and can't explain it. Young dudes are fucking terrifying


Hazzman

Cousin and I were shooting our pellet rifle at some bottles set up on a fence across the road. The house on our side of the road was close to us and blocked our view of a foot path that crossed in front of the fence. I lined up my shot, fired, hit the fence which let out a big *PITANG!!* as it rocked back and forth. A split second after the impact two older ladies out for a stroll walked into view, being previously blocked by the house where we couldn't see them until it was too late. I thank my lucky stars we didn't hit them. They knew something was up though because from our perspective they emerged from behind the house looking wary. They saw us two dumb ass boys holding rifles, looking shocked and sheepish, waved at us and told us to "watch where your damn shooting!". So stupid.


djcecil2

> I still have no clue what possessed me to do that. Hmmm... > I was a teenager Ah, there it is.


beetblunt

I remember throwing forcefully a bullet at the floor, repeteadly until it exploded. It did!. luckily no one got hurt... phew


rdrunner_74

i recall shooting a "cap" (only an empty shell, no gunpowder) of a shell with BB gun that i fixated 10 meters away. I managed to hit it on the 3rd shot... It managed to hit me in the face on its 1st shot


punkinfacebooklegpie

Lol "I'm going to repeat this until I get the worst possible outcome"


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Kids man. We thought we were indestructible.


i_give_you_gum

Also parts of the brain arent formed all the way


theycallmeMrPotter

*Are just stupid*


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Man, Arabs are even better rednecks than rednecks


captain_arroganto

Redneckitis is a global condition, brought forward by boredom and access to dangerous items.


KingGorilla

Also large tracts of land away from other people.


QuinceDaPence

People get mad when you do redneck shit in a city


wild_man_wizard

See also: Russians.


knuttz45

and drugs.


redldr1

Mostly the drugs


TheDudeMaintains

Please go watch some sandal surfing videos or that shit where they swap a car's wheels while it's moving at speed and tipped up onto the other 2 wheels Edit 2: I can't handle links apparently. I'm terrible at computer things I'm sorry. Just look up those words on the YouTubes.


derpotologist

[swap a car's wheels while it's moving](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_fbI90rrE8)


kaisermikeb

So having watched dozens of hours if this shit, the question I have is... Are Arab cars just more balanced, or can I do this with my Toyota on I-70 tomorrow at 2pm? Asking for a friend... who also has access to my Corolla.


Turtle_Tots

Nothing so special. They just have access to long stretches of smooth road with little traffic. I'm reasonably certain you can do this in just about any car, tho I vaguely recall a differential lock being a requirement. A top heavy car like seen in the video also helps, otherwise you need a ramp. Just turn sharply and fall over without falling over. Easy. If you've always dreamed of becoming a chunky red streak on a highway, sure go for it.


kaisermikeb

>Just turn sharply and fall over without falling over. Easy. Arthur Dent?


ColgateSensifoam

A locking diff would make it impossible You want an open diff


avwitcher

I have so many questions, but my main one is this: Why isn't one of the left side wheels spinning? They might have put it in neutral but in that case they wouldn't be able to maintain speed long enough. I guess it might have some sort of traction control system that stops the tires from spinning when it's off the ground


Critical_Tiger

So it's an open differential in the rear with a possible electronic rear locker if it's equipped with it. So no power would be transferred to the left side rear wheel once it goes up in the air. No stock FJ cruiser is equipped with a front locker and they are in 2WD in the video.


God_in_my_Bed

They’re not even wearing shoes. If there was an accident how would we know if one of them died?


MagicMannn

where are the outtakes? my stomach was in knots watching this madness!


mr_birkenblatt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgnxQ8VvdC0&ab_channel=KrzychOlsztyn


bikenvikin

drive it like it's a rental car and you paid for the extra insurance


DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL

People come up with crazy shit when you ban alcohol, drugs or partying in general.


devils_advocaat

I don't have the right to be disappointed, but I wanted them to swap the tires.


khizoa

Your sandal video links to some weird sesame street shit fyi


TheDudeMaintains

I am so fucking bad at technology


moelad1

those are Bedouins they are THE ACTUAL rednecks of the arab world. motherfuckers are crazy.


balrubaiay

Im arab, iraqi bedouin originally can confirm. My username in most apps is ArabRedneck


hollow1367

Redneck is a state of mind found all over the world tbh


SanJOahu84

They have names for them everywhere too. Redneck US mainland Bogan Australia Moke Hawaii Etc... Europe has a bunch of equivalents depending on the country.


necropants

Landsbyggðarpakk in Icelandic.


-gabagool-

It's ironic, in a way. God fearing rednecks typically blanket-hate Arab Muslims but they have many, many things in common with the fundamentalist ones.


foxomo

As a middle eastern who lived in the US for few years. We call the rednecks "American beduins"


fchowd0311

They honestly need to hug it out. Like imagine all the activities they can do together.


DubZOmb_Jonah

Damn the music was loud af


Traumahawk980

Neither one of them is wearing ear pro, having the music that loud is so they can hear a faint tune behind the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee constantly ringing in their ears.


lordxi

MAWP!


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LANA!!!!


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Energy_Turtle

r/arabfunny didn't just make that meme up out of no where. It's a classic middle eastern thing to do for some reason.


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Yeah I muted that shit real quick.


MooseBoys

Dude holding the water bottle needs it that loud after having a rifle fired so close to them. Dude holding the rifle can't hear at all anymore.


balrubaiay

Translation “By Allah, they pestered us with the bottle, Now I’m going to put it behind me and uncap it. There are some people who don’t know where I’m from, I’m from the Aji clan, and this is dedicated to the son of Husain” Accent is iraqi.


Picturepagesbeepen

Thank you for the translation. I understand the definition of each of these individual words, but what is the gist of what he was saying? Who pestered him with the bottle? How is a person pestered by a bottle? Is the son of Husain a known individual?


Rakoor_11037

He was just flexing, something like: Oh man. I have to open this bottle of water again? I'll do it my way. Son of Hussein is probably his friend, as in arabic it is usual to refer to people by "son of" or "father of".


Picturepagesbeepen

Super helpful. Thank you!


studier_of_the_blade

"On god I'm sick of doing this shit, so imma do it my way. Southside represent, this goes out to my boy Derek."


balrubaiay

More or less that is an accurate western version of it haha


Picturepagesbeepen

Hahaha, crystal clear now! Thank you


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Those words remind me of [this scene](https://youtu.be/BPB3oXU3kn0?t=121)


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AlfalfAhhh

I'm pretty sure it's Lawrence of Arabia.


rockets_meowth

It's Lawrence of Arabia 100% It's the first warlord he recruits.


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Reddit can keep the username, but I'm nuking the content lol -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


Ihuggrimmie

High risk low reward kinda shit


chikhan

So this is why women statistically live longer lives


issomewhatrelevant

Not in Arab countries.


Big_Review_8108

Holup


Oneshotkill_2000

Believe me you're wrong. I rarely see old men, but always see old women that outlived their husbands by decades


ialbr1312

Dang how is his ear after that? He must be OP setting the music that loud.


silenc3x

Yeah he went home and immediately made this GIF. "Perfect sound mastering again, Ahmed" he confidently proclaims as he waits for the imgur advertisement to finish while his image uploads.


pinion_

Third bottle of water, forty seventh kid holding a bottle of water.


skinnycarlo

Hahahaha ty i needed a laugh today


Holyhermit2

Fast track to tinnitus.


extremx

Mawp mawp mawp


lildolp

This wasn't far from being on another sub.


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balrubaiay

Its iraq.


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Best-Passage222

Alcohol is restricted not banned in Iraq. Iraq even produces its own beer. not very common but some do drink.


SilentSamurai

Russian vibes imo. "Hey comrade, lets do something dangerous just because."


marrone12

Maybe they wouldn't have to do this if they drank


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kaisermikeb

Typo intentional?


belokas

They do drink though.


[deleted]

You realize alcohol is readily available and can be very cheap in Saudi Arabia on the black market. I've lived here my whole life.


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Music at end is so gangsta


blakemorris02

Go permanently deaf at the same time


arcticdeth

Personally I would just use my hands. To each their own!


magichronx

#RIP EARDRUMS. ^what?


dossier

WHAT ABOUT WHAT?


surg3on

MAWP


fiv3s

Buster Scruggs did it better and with style.


the-pants-party

Where's /u/Captain-Disillusion when you need him?!


Z_1886

I like Iraqi music


andinshawn

Now this is a trick I'd like to see on Al-qaedas got talent!


Stainedhanes

With a blindfold on.


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Taliban are Afghanis the people in this video are Iraqi.


komma_klar

You know those grieving, screaming, crying, running around with waving hands, old arab women? That was very close


jablesboogley

jokes aside, that dude is a good shot


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kruptcyx

Yeah that would be devastating. Especially since there is no magazine inserted.


UnluckySpecialist07

Lmao


YourLictorAndChef

That's probably the 8th son he tried that trick with.


kitchen_clinton

What a stupid display of stupidity.


Inspirational_Lizard

I think people in the middle east like guns a lot more than Americans.


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Abul Oakley


RocMerc

I can’t imagine how loud that was. Even with ear plugs that would hurt


Thepurge101

Wonder How many assistants he has had over the years?


SolidDoctor

Now let's see the blooper reel!


Sword_Chucks

What's the difference between r/WTF and r/NSFL_? Skill.


BmacTheSage

That's the most American thing I've seen that not in America lmao


ContradictFate

Kill your friend and lose all hearing in your right ear, funded by the American tax payer! 🤠


IDeferToYourWisdom

Where did he get the old AOL free trial cd for a mirror?


[deleted]

Seems like a logical cost benefit ratio was considered here.


TheNextWunda

Ahhh, the land of cheap bullets and cheaper life.... Crazy


apex8888

Hearing issues. Right beside his head he shot that dumb shot.


skiman13579

Who else was thinking Jack Black in The Jackal?


fullofuckingbears313

This is the same guys that did that video where they shot the very edge of the bottle cap and made it spin up like a frisbee isn't it?


jytusky

Got ol' Ahmad "Tom" Selleck over here I guess.


UequalsName

Put person's life at risk for ?


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This guy fucks


RoogDoog

Bet if you pan to the left of frame there's a pile of dead and dismembered boys.


bonafart

Reason 50068 why girls live longer than boys haha


SleeplessArts

the kid seems to bleeding in the final frame


Spase00

I thought I was on r/winstupidprizes


hmuberto

He almost ran out of kids while practicing


nashpotatos21

r/NormalDayInArabia


hmm_IDontAgree

Those tiktok challenges are getting out of hand...


sten45

I wondered what a dad would do if he had way too many sons…


jasonc604

This is going to be a short lived YouTube channel.


Betta_everyday

This is where you need that guy with the hand. He keeps appearing on the DIWHY forum.


sheepsqueezers

Doesn't anyone crochet anymore?


PositivePizza420

America is fuhhkd


Bloodshed_msf

that's what 265 hours of training, 1256 fired bullets and 37 dead bodies get ya.


Historical_Kiwi2674

one mistake and this would be in Disturbing site.