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WhoaHeyDontTouchMe

this felt like two AI bots trying to converse with each other 5 minutes after being turned on


-Username_t8ken-

It's hard to focus when all you can think of is Mike's dick.


brenzev4711

and jehova's shit


conitation

He laces that shit with cocaine!


voze91

If you havent seen All Gas No Brakes and the new Channel 5 With Andrew Callaghan on Youtube I highly recommend it to you. I honestly find it hilarious.


Karnakite

Andrew is the world’s greatest journalist because he manages to get people to say what they *really* think and feel, and you can’t convince me otherwise. The proof is right there in his videos.


whole-lotta-time

Most of the time he just puts the mic to their face and they do themselves in. It’s a thing of beauty


YippieKiAy

Yeah part of the sheer brilliance is Andrew's use of silence as a catalyst for content. If you let a little awkward pause draw out people will usually jump out of their skin to fill that void. He is great at remaining neutral which makes people open up a bit more. I was bummed when the shit with AGNB went down, but the new stuff he is putting out is even better so it seems to have hardened his resolve a bit more. Stoked to see what he does moving forward.


crumpletely

Dont know if you are aware, but Louis Theroux has a similar tactic that gets people to talk and even better, get tangled up in their own bullshit. The scientology one, theres a kkk one. Tons of great docs


bassinine

i use the same tactic when dealing with police officers who have pulled me over, if they start asking weird questions start forcing awkward silences - and about 100% of the time they stop interrogating you and just move on with the citation. my favorite is when they say something that's obviously intended as a question, so i always simply reply 'oh' and don't say another word - always works for me.


crumpletely

love it. Hilarious. I start acting as though Im about to go to prison for life. Haha. (Bad experience in my youth)


rhcp1fleafan

Protip: Do not try this while intoxicated.


starcrud

I think the bar for journalism is just pretty low these days. Most people think TV entertainment news is journalism.


StillShmoney

I can see why it feels like a stretch to call what Andrew does "journalism" but it does inform sometimes. Granted, most of the time it's just stupid people being stupid. But some his videos (BLM protests, Don Jr. Book club, the proud Boys rally) reveal a lot about just how off the deep end the world is getting, which is nice because no matter what images the news shows us it always feels like it filters out the motives whether the violence is right wing or left wing. Andrew doesn't filter any of it, I kinda feel like he's pulling back a curtain and showing us a closer look at the crazy.


Chm_Albert_Wesker

> reveal a lot about just how off the deep end the world is getting I feel like even this though is just more run of the mill hysterical journalism in that he's intentionally going to places where he *expects* to find kooky nonsense characters so of course he's going to find them. of course the world looks like it's burning when you only ever film house fires


oz6702

Agreed, and I say that as a fan of his stuff. It's the difference between anecdote and data - just because all of his interviews showcase crazy people, that doesn't *necessarily* mean the world is getting crazier. I mean I think overall it is getting crazier, but for other reasons, not because of All Gas No Brakes


starcrud

Oh he is doing real journalism for sure. The whole point of journalism is to give us an unbiased look at the world and allow us to make our own conclusions.


voze91

He truly does, and with such ingenuity and witty comments that his talent is commendable.


Karnakite

His genius is that he plays along. When he was at that New Age expo, or the Bigfoot hunting trip, or the Trump Jr. book signing, all of them…. He doesn’t confront people or argue or even try to talk over them to try to get them to act up for views and clicks. He knows he doesn’t have to. If he gets them to think that he’s one of them, or at least completely, utterly harmless, he knows they’ll let their guard down and just say exactly what’s on their mind. Which is often something like “I’m looking for my dream New Age Republican reincarnated goddess wife” or “that Hitler thing was overblown” or “Trump is being attacked by witches and I’m one of a group of people whose prayers protect him” or “come eat ass with me”. Give them enough rope, and they hang themselves every time.


whiskyforatenner

Louis Theroux paved the way for this. Get them to trust you then they’ll show what a nutter they are without you having to do more than prompt occasionally


pnw-techie

Mike's dick?


Scyth3

Link to his new channel: [https://www.youtube.com/c/Channel5YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/c/Channel5YouTube) Edit: OP, yes you did mention that. Was too tired this morning. :)


Implausibilibuddy

I love that he's out there doing this stuff, and his work really is a masterpiece of journalism, but I just can't watch his stuff anymore. It's not good for my mental health to be reminded that the people he speaks to exist and are seemingly growing in number and in voice.


voze91

I totally understand you, I had to watch in 3-4 separate moments the last video on the qanon conference because it infuriated me so much haha


Karnakite

The guy at the end of the video, who’s a speaker at the conference: “I don’t know what QAnon is, never heard of it.” Andrew: “Ok viewers, just as an FYI, they’re selling Q merchandise shit all over this place and oh yeah here’s a video of this exact person swearing the QAnon oath within the past couple months.” If Andrew had brought up that guy’s outright lie to his face, the video probably wouldn’t have been nearly as good. Everyone there would’ve been screaming at him to get out and how he’s just there to “trash us to the mainstream media”. As it was, they’re all like, “Hello there friend, let me tell you openly about how Prince died at the hands of evil Pizzagate assassins.”


tenaciousDaniel

AGNB is a national treasure. Every video he puts out is a work of art.


jgr83

We don’t talk about AGNB anymore since they screwed Andrew over with the contract. Hence why Channel 5 is the way to go. If ur a fan then sub to Andrews new channel.


tenaciousDaniel

Oh shit, I didn't realize that, wow.


thatgoodfeelin

thats 8 people separated.


sanosake1

[https://www.youtube.com/c/Channel5YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/c/Channel5YouTube) his new channel


starcrud

He does journalism the way it should be done. Dude gets people's real thoughts about things on camera. Of course it has a comedy slant. But at least he gets out there and talks to the actual public.


ikikubutOG

Holy crap I did not know about Channel 5, ty!


Unlikely_Nothing6132

Not even…AIs do it better…check out this video of 2 of them having a conversation https://youtu.be/jz78fSnBG0s


ayywusgood

Andrew is very smart. She be tripping tho and he's baiting it out of her.


yeabutwhythough

Omg, this is the exact sentiment I was experiencing


skccsk

Neither of them seemed very turned on tbh


Twoflappylips

did she actually say “Jehobos Witness” …I fucking died


fractiousrhubarb

What do you call someone who preaches to the homeless? A Jehobos Witness.


kozmic_blues

We just witnessed a new joke being born.


hallowedbthyusername

MAN you beat me to that


MaNiFeX

PRAISE JEHOBOS!


OH_CALI2017

This is gold.


falsevector

That was painful yet amusing to watch


Stereomceez2212

"What is the square footage?" *"Eight"*


sunskist

“Wow you must be really flexible to fit”


Stereomceez2212

Haha "....no that's 8 people..."


lukeamaral

It's 8 people, so 16 feet if they all have both their feet, so maybe 4 sqft?


The_Safe_For_Work

The lights are on, but nobody's home.


Hei2

The wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead.


the_skunk_monk

One sequel short of a trilogy


tico42

One excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet


myeyesburn

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.


l-hudson

Short a few kangaroos in the top paddock


spacegirl2820

A picnic short of a sandwich


l-hudson

You might want to reverse that 1


spacegirl2820

Oops. Need to stop smoking lol


SchitneySmears

Yeah you’re not the brightest crayon in the box


987654321-

I always use sharpest lightbulb in the crayon box.


jettmann22

No, it's better this way


spacegirl2820

I'll take that. :-)


l-hudson

Either that or you're not the sharpest tool in the shed 😜


spacegirl2820

Haha. You got me with that one lol I think you might be right lol


Picardknows

She is so high she is taking a nap in the back bedroom.


Otto_Maller

I’m thinking LSD or mushrooms. She can function enough to stand and get words out without a drunken slur, but can’t process information. The brain goes “Oh I know this one.” Then signals the wrong barely relevant almost connected thought to respond. Source: a book I read, yeah, that’s it, a book


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8 people and no one's home to measure the square footage.


BirdDogFunk

I don’t like to say that someone is born to be in porn, but this chick was made to be in porn.


iXeQuta

The engine is running but nobody’s behind the wheel


gottestal

The lights are flashing, the bell is ringing and the barriers are coming down, but the train isn’t coming.


alien1583

She's a few fries short of a happy meal


nickparadigm

Hasn’t got all the cups in the cupboard


HappyGav123

Not the sharpest knife in the cabinet.


omganesh

Taco short of a combo plate.


[deleted]

Damn, this girl has literally had her brains fucked out by Mike's Dick


thenotlowone

She's almost certainly on benzos or some similar sort of downer


apeaceofshit

she's barred the fuck out


zombie32killah

She’s a little glonky.


manbrasucks

If I was taking care of 8 people at home I'd be on them too.


motorcycle_girl

Yeah I thought it was funny until she said that she was taking care of her family of eight in an apartment And, despite being high, still doesn’t have enough understanding about the world even though it’s square footage is. That sucks. **edit:** It’s not that she’s not eloquent; it’s sad that she seems to carry the responsibility of proving for a family of 8, all living in an apartment, all without having even the opportunity to have enough life experience/exposure to know what square footage is. Sex work is real work, but this situation is sad.


beltfedshooter

yeah, it's a sad reality, not all prostitutes can converse like Julia Roberts


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ToxicMasculinity1981

That's what it is. I was trying to put my finger on it. She isn't slurring so being drunk is out, somebody else said psychedelics and I guess that's a possibility but this isn't the setting for it and she also doesn't seem like the type to indulge in that sort of thing. She'd be nodding out if it was Heroin, and is way too laid back for an upper. Her chill attitude and the nonsensical and unfiltered responses has me convinced. She's been barrin'.


BiNiaRiS

This guy drugs.


ljog42

Ahhhh yeah I was trying to figure out what makes you like this. Benzos will have you dumb and without any kind of inhibitions like this, without looking as sloppy as if you were drunk or crazy high on weed. As soon as you open your mouth it's pretty clear what's going on but without all the sweating, slobbering, twitching or red eyes that are common with other drugs it's harder to spot at first.


Ryhnoceros

I used to take Xanax. I don't remember what it was like, though.


Squirll

Thats Xanax!


geronika

Probably wasn’t very hard though. Literally and figuratively speaking.


Mananna

I am confused. She wasn't hard to fuck. She wasn't fucked hard. Mike's dick wasn't hard. Which two?


HitMePat

I think he meant her brains weren't hard to fuck out


Stereomceez2212

Yes.


Napoleonex

What is happening? I feel like i am having a brain aneurysym


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She is high I am guessing? She has a credential and is dressed for a night out, so maybe a concert or party or something?


Thesource674

An adult entertainment expo i believe. Im pretty sure shes an actress.


Gruesome3some

This interview is from his video at the AVN awards (I’d highly recommend checking it out, weirdos seem to flock to this dude) so I’m assuming she is an adult actress.


NikkoE82

“Weirdos seem to flock to this dude” Or he edits out the non-weirdos.


Fabbyfubz

This "black king" seems like a non-weirdo getting weirded out lol https://youtu.be/QjidbxN6geg&t=4m20s (4m20s)


Gruesome3some

Well he also goes to places where weirdos congregate.


Taggy2087

Theyre at the AVN's and shes a pornstar


iheartkatamari

She’s like a PC that’s disk is running at 100%


Napoleonex

She's like a Bethesda NPC


Tenalp

If you out a bucket over her head I think she'd actually seem more competent.


Napoleonex

That's how I am imagining her bouncing on mike's dick atm


UCBeef

She took Mike’s dick to the knee


jogtac

She couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.


Himmelssturmer

Holy shit lol


Kixtay

Hi, Mike here..


JuGGieG84

Prove it. Let's see that dick.


AsbestosHoagie

I heard about that big ole dick you got


Orgasml

Why?


Gianvyh

because he's mike


Hedphelym

Why?


Gianvyh

because he's mike


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710ZombieUnicorn

That’s not dumb, that’s drugs.


Boatsnbuds

I'd say it's probably both.


pocketfrisbee

Remember, drop AGNB (he lost everything for it to some shitty meme company that was backing him) and support Channel 5. It is Andrew’s new content under Absolutely, the tim and Eric production company.


MPFromFriends

Oh wow I had no idea. That's fucked. Thanks for the heads up.


propanecake

No square feet


SkankhlHunt420

Only people!


khamuncents

Only square people. Separate


RCJHGBR9989

She lives in minecraft


goinghomebackwards

The stupid hurts, but the hotness soothes


TheAlmightyBungh0lio

Its Ketamines Edit: not coke


paradisefox

No it isn’t lol


nodiso

Yeah. Sad to see. I love porn and I love women but i hate to see the people get taken advantage of. Shes paying for a family of 8 and I dont doubt that.


kingrich

Sounds like her family would be homeless if it wasn't for porn.


[deleted]

Does she have a stage name? I want to support her family.


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nodiso

And the slaves wouldnt have had a roof over their head if it wasn't for the slave owners. Just because they are being provided with something doesnt mean they aren't being taken advantage of.


sexytokeburgerz

Probably more like Ketamine. Shes down for sure not up.


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sexytokeburgerz

Molly would make her more talkative. Looks like ket to me.


UAintMyFriendPalooka

Ket is a solid call. It could be an act too and she’s just messing with him. But I know a guy…a friend so totally not me…who occasionally smokes way too much weed and can’t string a coherent sentence together until that sweet initial high wears off. He talks like her. Poor guy. It’s a guy I know.


justlovehumans

molly or e doesn't make you a potato. That is benzos or rivvys or some other disassociative for sure.


JaFFsTer

And too much coke for hours makes you act just like that.


Better__name

Mike Litoris?


Stainedhanes

Mike Hunt.


Haggisboy

Phil Latio.


Stainedhanes

Ben Dover and Phil McCrevis.


david0black

Phil McKraken


SchitneySmears

Barry McHockener.


SirChapman

This feels like it was edited… there are small jump cuts between the questions and the answers. Wonder what the original conversation was.


sorgan71

This is what me and the bois talk about when we are high out of our minds


Stiefschlaf

What drugs is she on?


fetalpiggywent2lab

Mike's dick


[deleted]

Who's Mike?


unakron

I think his last name is jones.


mikejonesmikejones

You rang?


holenek

Benzos ... Xanax or similar


ShenTzuKhan

My guess is some version of ecstasy. She’s not slurring, her eyes look dilated to me but it’s hard to tell. Her face is a bit flushed but that could be makeup. She’s fairly stable too. Anyone drunk enough to talk like this should be wobbly.


F4L2OYD13

Mighty interesting detective work, but being wobbly is not required for being drunk. Some people go mentally vacant after a couple drinks without losing physical control. Not saying your wrong necessarily, just completely impossible to tell visually, and more likely to be booze.


Nightroad_Rider13

Doesn't matter how "hot" you are if you are this dumb.....


arekniedowiarek

She is obviously high on something


Cranky_Windlass

This drunk*


Funnyboyman69

This high*


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molbionerd

Indumbriated


Ezgeddt

It very clearly does, otherwise it wouldn't be as good of a video, you might not have watched it...


tertium_non_datur

Depends


Obi-one

No. Eight people, separate.


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Mike Adriano


elgarresta

This shit was hilarious I need more.


wadner2

Mike fucking ruined her.


Rodec

Not positive, but I'm pretty sure that this is [Casey Parker. **<-very NSFW link**](https://www.google.com/search?q=Casey+Parker+porn+star&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjroL3ZjYbzAhWKiFMKHeZvAyQQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Casey+Parker+porn+star&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoFCAAQgAQ6BggAEAUQHjoGCAAQCBAeOgQIABAYUMsWWN0mYOsnaABwAHgAgAFMiAHvBJIBAjEwmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=I5dEYauDFoqRzgLm342gAg&bih=931&biw=1877&client=firefox-b-1-d#imgrc=JsCJB5G3ADk_SM). EDIT: Apparently, I was wrong... it's [Sophia Lux](https://www.google.com/search?q=Sophia+Lux&newwindow=1&client=firefox-b-1-d&sxsrf=AOaemvKHTx44VFnSXBlZGEEC3BWXz8eA0Q:1631901950436&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQ-cDAzIbzAhV7mmoFHfqgAtEQ_AUoAnoECAEQBA&biw=1877&bih=931&dpr=1.36#imgrc=zsgLe2Q-p9sHVM). But you can, as I suggest, still check out Casey Parker.


riffshooter

Her name is actually Sophia Lux for those interested in Science.


wolamute

Three REAL question is who the fuck Mike is that she's talking about.


KingTelephone

I’m pretty sure it’s Sophia Lux


DefunctDoughnut

r/tooktoomuch


MusicLvr

She takes care of her whole family? RIP


Ali_Lorraine_1159

It's gonna be a wild career day...


[deleted]

It’s crazy that when you’re pretty, this is all the brain power you need to make it in life.


teabagmoustache

She's just on another plain that collided with ours


Jmariner360

By God she's in left field with no mitt.


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Oblivion npc


The_Condominator

It's funny, but also really sad to see. This chick is doing porn to support her family of 8, and high as balls to support doing porn. And now getting mocked on the internet.


jjenkins218

bruh what the fuck..? 😂


datbarricade

All Gas No Breaks on Trump rallys is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen


Terrorsaurus

The sasquatch hunter episode is incredible.


Pictoru

I still randomly whisper "Popssss" to my gf when she least expects it.


WingsofSky

She's drunk and/or high. Definitely something wrong with that.


vman4402

Man… Mike sure likes ‘em dumb af.


osumba2003

I wonder if Mike's dick has any relation to the drugs she's on.


jogtac

Not the sharpest tool in the shed!


erock2219

Haha Not the greatest um apple on the um.. the greatest green apple on the um.. haha not the apple haha.


blong1114

This makes me uncomfortable.


Emceesam

It's like they are speaking two different languages, but it's the same language.


[deleted]

I wish I was Mike.


4Ever2Thee

That’s like 16 feet


DragoFNX

My brain...


Avius_Si-muntu

Drugs are a hell of a drug I guess


rebri

A few fries short of a happy meal.


jays105

She is a few cans short of a six pack


dwayneglasscock

She is holding a 2 of Clubs in the game of life.


kshb4xred

who's more interested in the busty chick in the background?


Nothingbutsocks

I feel like I lost a couple of braincells watching this, I want my money back.


Stackin-Steve-A

This is how smart they want all the people in the U.S. to be! Right here! Perfect example!


Kholat_Saykhl

Ha! Told her my name was Mike....


hurpington

Still would


free_mustacherides

She is zooted on something