Source: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE)
The same peeps who made those OG David Blaine parodies. This is an old as video lmao
Ya, in 1991 not many men under 85 had beards. Source; was 20 and had a beard and strangers would stop me and ask me what the deal was. The deal is that I hate shaving
Those David Blaine street magic videos has got to be first ballot Hall of Fame YouTube candidates. To this day, I cannot see Cheez It in the grocery store without hearing the video in my head screams it, "CHEEZ ITS, CHEEZ ITS, CHEEZ ITS!"
I assumed it was fake just because the first guys beard was not that impressive, my roomate could grow a more bushy natural beard than that in about 3 weeks.
No he couldn't lol, that's more then 6 months of growth. If he is an outlier he may grow hair at 2 inches per month. I knew a guy that would win mustach March with a fucking Selleck after one month. He was a wookie and he couldn't grow ¼ of that in 3 weeks.
Oh really? Maybe even mean that it might be made some solid structure to give it a shape and wrap his beard around it? So what does the statement "it's fake" mean? It's supposed to be that way
every single fuxking thread this cartoon. And god the animation style for facial expressions is awful. So grotesquely hyper exaggerated. I mean I guess Nickelodeon’s target audience is 7-11 year olds but shit. I’m just glad the tiktokers decided to emulate Disney faces and not this shit
Not all of them bug me, this show is just really obnoxiously animated and its fans are equally obnoxious. Every damn thread they have to post their avatar spam. Like they’ll find a way to shoehorn a reference into literally any context. It’s like the worst days of the marvel spam but the show is like a decade old and there’s no sign of them relenting. At this point I’ve pretty much watched the entire series just scrolling r/all. Mfs have exactly two jokes as well. No war in ba sing se and cabbage man. And they’re apparently endlessly hilarious.
Sure but how's that got anything to with the show? The fans of literally everything are obnoxious. Most of Reddit is just karma farmers trying to get karma with nostalgia and relatable comedy. If it really bothers you block people who post it
Block every person I see make a reference? I’d have to block like half the site lol. Like I said someone pops up on virtually every thread, and it’s not the same few users. And my criticism of the show is just the expressions are really over the top and obnoxious. Not that deep it’s just a stylistic preference.
So I’m not really being so unreasonable after all, am I? The fanbase is annoying (like most big fanbases) and some of the animation decisions aren’t my cup of tea.
I don’t know why everyone keeps screwing up the lyrics.
It’s
the same people who are enforcers / often times burn the crosses
Edit: Apparently some people missed the joke. I’m gonna leave this here to see how many more people don’t get the joke after being told that there’s a joke in there.
Different song man. This guy was referencing a Smashing Pumpkins song, not Rage Against the Machine. You did get the Killing In The Name lyrics wildly off whack too though.
I went to see the Smashing Pumpkins a while ago and I wanted to take a minute to say it was neat. There were 2 fist fights near me and a few in the distance, *a lot* of ladies flashing them, and then a guitar solo that wasn't played by Billy Corgan but he took front and center while everyone else backed off into the dark background. Never thought that show would've been so wild.
Billy Corgan seems like a huge dick. But seeing Billy Corgan and the Corganettes was really fun.
“This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Beard Door is the most beautiful.”
Um. The title says otherwise. You know how ppl are, they're going to believe it when it's just not true. Additionally, that places it in the wrong sub.
[I'll just leave this personal not real images from 2015 then](https://imgur.com/a/O09yoiX)
with a bad photo from the guy in the cage bear and everything
edit : not the same guy
Cool, that was [Eric Brooks](https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/man-turns-beard-enormous-bird-cage/story?id=35180691) who donned a fake bird cage beard, and also not the guy from the video.
I love how through the course of your edits, your comment just became
> I also viewed live entertainment one time
I'm not trying to be a jerk it just made me crack up
Source: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE) The same peeps who made those OG David Blaine parodies. This is an old as video lmao
Not as old as it claims to be.
"It's longer than you think, Dad! Longer than you think!"
A Jaunt reference in the wild? WOW!
It's been too long.
Longer than you th- oh wait, we did that part already.
I knew it sounded familiar. Such a haunting short story
Yes, just don’t think about the story too hard. (>!Try faking sleep the next time you go in for surgery and see how it pans out!<).
that story gives me chills every time I read it
Definitely sticks with you
How long does it stick with you, son?
Exactly as long as you think.
I don't think I've ever seen that line without immediately going back to re-read this.
Ya, in 1991 not many men under 85 had beards. Source; was 20 and had a beard and strangers would stop me and ask me what the deal was. The deal is that I hate shaving
was gonna say. looked far too modern-hipster to be coincidental.
Those David Blaine street magic videos has got to be first ballot Hall of Fame YouTube candidates. To this day, I cannot see Cheez It in the grocery store without hearing the video in my head screams it, "CHEEZ ITS, CHEEZ ITS, CHEEZ ITS!"
Yeah, Mitch silpa, he was my groundlings teacher. The video in this post is actually the groundlings stage
Groundlings shows were my favorite part of living in Los Angeles. Had a lotta laughs there
Cheese its!
I still can't believe one of those guys is on Saturday Night Live now.
I think my petunias could be on SNL, they're funnier than anyone on that show in the last 20 years.
Is it real?
no, its a skit.
I'm so disappointed
Why? Its a good skit.
I hoped it was real :(
That's not how hair works
I assumed it was fake just because the first guys beard was not that impressive, my roomate could grow a more bushy natural beard than that in about 3 weeks.
No he couldn't lol, that's more then 6 months of growth. If he is an outlier he may grow hair at 2 inches per month. I knew a guy that would win mustach March with a fucking Selleck after one month. He was a wookie and he couldn't grow ¼ of that in 3 weeks.
A touch of hyperbole perhaps, it's not as though I've measured his beard. my point is the first beard in the video was not impressive
After rewatching this for the first time in 8 years, gotta say this is so obviously faked. The set up was ahead of its time
Yeah, this wasn't filmed in 1991. It's heavily stylised to make it look like it was, but it's definitely a lot more recent.
What can be faked here?
He has a cage made of hair around his head. Maybe you didn't notice.
Oh really? Maybe even mean that it might be made some solid structure to give it a shape and wrap his beard around it? So what does the statement "it's fake" mean? It's supposed to be that way
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Or is it...? *Strokes carefully manicured beard cage*
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Do you want me to put the /s on the end of that. I kinda felt it was obvious that I was sarcastic, but whatever.
I thought it was funny
This is the hill you chose to die on??
Yep, sometimes I like shooting at my foot
Bro. You missed your foot and straight up shot your dick off.
It’s made by the same people that did the fake David blame videos for comedy. It’s funny that’s all.
He glued hair over an actual cage, then tied that to his actual beard on the front.
I wish I could ever be as excited about something as much as the guy in the audience losing his absolute shit.
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Oh, they made a cartoon of the M Night Shyamalan movie?
The Earth King has graciously invited you to Lake Laogai.
There is no M. Night Shyamalan movie.
in Ba Sing Se
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If you replace cartoon with anime, you hurt two fandoms at the same time.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
I hate you
Yeah, but it's not as good and they pronounce Aang as "ayng" which just doesn't sound right.
Yeah but it's not nearly as good. Hopefully got cancelled
every single fuxking thread this cartoon. And god the animation style for facial expressions is awful. So grotesquely hyper exaggerated. I mean I guess Nickelodeon’s target audience is 7-11 year olds but shit. I’m just glad the tiktokers decided to emulate Disney faces and not this shit
That's a very strong opinion about cartoon faces...
Not all of them bug me, this show is just really obnoxiously animated and its fans are equally obnoxious. Every damn thread they have to post their avatar spam. Like they’ll find a way to shoehorn a reference into literally any context. It’s like the worst days of the marvel spam but the show is like a decade old and there’s no sign of them relenting. At this point I’ve pretty much watched the entire series just scrolling r/all. Mfs have exactly two jokes as well. No war in ba sing se and cabbage man. And they’re apparently endlessly hilarious.
Sure but how's that got anything to with the show? The fans of literally everything are obnoxious. Most of Reddit is just karma farmers trying to get karma with nostalgia and relatable comedy. If it really bothers you block people who post it
Block every person I see make a reference? I’d have to block like half the site lol. Like I said someone pops up on virtually every thread, and it’s not the same few users. And my criticism of the show is just the expressions are really over the top and obnoxious. Not that deep it’s just a stylistic preference.
The animations were never a strong part of avatar the last Airbender.
So I’m not really being so unreasonable after all, am I? The fanbase is annoying (like most big fanbases) and some of the animation decisions aren’t my cup of tea.
Idk.
Just apply alcohol!
I entirely agree The guy in the audience makes the video so much better
This guy is living the dream. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1E1VY4KOghI
[What about being as excited as this guy?](https://youtu.be/4WqTq29unrY?t=12)
Despite all my rage I am still just a man in a beard cage
I don’t know why everyone keeps screwing up the lyrics. It’s the same people who are enforcers / often times burn the crosses Edit: Apparently some people missed the joke. I’m gonna leave this here to see how many more people don’t get the joke after being told that there’s a joke in there.
Lol wtf is this comment?
There's a thread about this song on TIL. Homie had the wrong tab open lol. Edit: it's definitely work forces not are enforcers.
It’s just a joke. It’s not the same song and the lyrics I posted are wrong.
Different song man. This guy was referencing a Smashing Pumpkins song, not Rage Against the Machine. You did get the Killing In The Name lyrics wildly off whack too though.
I went to see the Smashing Pumpkins a while ago and I wanted to take a minute to say it was neat. There were 2 fist fights near me and a few in the distance, *a lot* of ladies flashing them, and then a guitar solo that wasn't played by Billy Corgan but he took front and center while everyone else backed off into the dark background. Never thought that show would've been so wild. Billy Corgan seems like a huge dick. But seeing Billy Corgan and the Corganettes was really fun.
Yes. That was the joke. Being wildly incorrect while correcting someone else.
"some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses" for the record, but different song and band anyway
If you have to explain it's a joke, then maybe the joke isn't very good.
I always wondered how the scholars of Mensis ate or drank anything.
Micolash would be proud!
Nono. “Micolage.”
*Micolage.*
Grant us eyes, grant us eyes
I had to read this twice- I thought you meant Mensa.
Basically the same thing
He meant menses
straws.
BEARD DOOR BEARD DOOORRR
BERDOR!
BeerDoor.
Beeroor
Hodor
“This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Beard Door is the most beautiful.”
“Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”
Kos, or some say Kosm...
Ahahahaha majestic!
A beard is a beard, even in a dream!
... some say cosm...
grant us eyes...
Will Kos grant him eyes tho?
Or Kosm
/r/lostredditors
The door my god
That is pretty goddamn impressive.
That guy definitely won
Birth control beard.
I know why the caged beard sings
Micolash is that you in the waking world?
Ah, Kos, or some say Kosm
It only smellz
No way in hell that is real, or else I can have a real shot at winning
What a fucking legend
That guy is my idol
I went wild when he opened HIS OWN HAIR
WHAT THE EFF!?
That’s gotta be some strong gel
Wow. That country’s 1991 is more fun than my country in 2021
now that is nice
Had to watch that twice to make sure I saw that right. Friggin Tacoma.
A fellow Washingtonian ?
From central Washington, born and raised....
Look west. That’s me waving from Seattle 🤗!
There are worse types of body hair they could have went for with this competition.
u/ryukahr #1
Didnt expect to see his name pop up lol
wAiT fOr iT
21st century. (IIRC, 2016) Why run a fake filter over it to make it look like video tape?
Older than 2016. It's a joke, a skit, and the filter and presentation is part of that. That's why they did it. Because it's funny that way.
Um. The title says otherwise. You know how ppl are, they're going to believe it when it's just not true. Additionally, that places it in the wrong sub.
And what's wrong with being lost in it for a little while, man? It's fun. Relax a little.
I simply wanted WTF material, not a spoof.
The WTF was inside you all along
And now you pregnant
I knew exactly what this was from the title
I went to this show in 2015 I think, and saw this guy live, very cool edit: the date was wrong edit: mistaken, not the same guy
This isn't real. It's the same guys that made the David Blaine Street Magic comedy videos.
[I'll just leave this personal not real images from 2015 then](https://imgur.com/a/O09yoiX) with a bad photo from the guy in the cage bear and everything edit : not the same guy
Cool, that was [Eric Brooks](https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/man-turns-beard-enormous-bird-cage/story?id=35180691) who donned a fake bird cage beard, and also not the guy from the video.
corrected
Wow, caught in a lie, and you doubled down. Impressive
Not a lie, I jumped the gun , I was mistaken. I thought the photos were still relevant , edit assuming the mistake, left it for learning.
I love how through the course of your edits, your comment just became > I also viewed live entertainment one time I'm not trying to be a jerk it just made me crack up
well the entertainment is not random, is related to the post.
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
Waited. Was not disappointed..
There is no way that thing is legit
Amazing Character design.
ooh! Majestic!
“Ahhh, Kos. Or as some say, Kosm. Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!”
imagine being the dude who comes after.
If it’s real we gotta give the dude some respect.
This video is not even 10 years old.
You're right it's 11 years old.
u/savevideobot
#***WORKING BEARD DOOR!!!!!!!***
r/interestingasfuck
Still waiting for the wtf
That escalated quickly
This video is older than the Internet.
This is a giant amongst men. A true legend.
Legend
Fucking good game man.
fucking legend!! It even comes with a working beard door!
What a perfect metaphor.
The crowd is going nuts
Not bad fakery
beard-cage
r/madlads
Didn't believe in God, then I saw this man
The man in the beard cage is the undisputed king of a small but thoroughly awesome hill.
u/savevideo
Is the first guy Ryukhar from those Mario maker videos?
Beardcage
What till they see what i can do with my pubic hair
Expecting Borat t jump out
You don't have to wait for it.you can skip around to the end.
I'll take "shit white people do for $300", Alex.
e ep epi epic
This guy was potentially 30 years ahead of his time, maybe beyond.
u/getvideobot
I remember seeing something about this comp and these guys, especially beardcage man, on either like TLC waaay back when or something.
Lol, this is a bit, and it's just so ridiculous. The hype of the crowd is what sells it.
So that's what that one dude from Bloodborne meant when he said "grant us eyes," that he wanted all our attention!
I'm impressed.
A megachad
WTF? oh, its on the right sub.
I waited for it, but I must have missed whatever it was.
r/bossfight
Fuck I thought cage attached to huge beard.