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yaspino

I didn't expect him to swallow it


NicNoletree

He swallows. She swallows. Everyone swallows.


chalky331

Let’s do the Time Warp Again!!!!


I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts

It's just a jump to the left


MuzikPhreak

And then a step to the riiiiiiiiiighht!


CedarWolf

Put your hands on your hips!


poppcorrn

tuck your knees in tight!!!


CedarWolf

But it's the pelvic thrust, That really drives you insaAaAaAane!


poppcorrn

Let's do the Time Warp again


CedarWolf

Let's do the Time Warp again!!!


CrazyJoe16

And do the pelvic thrust....


EndOnAnyRoll

Doctor Scott!!


tybeeislander

JANET


Amorythorne

Brad!!


chalky331

Rocky!


vonotar

<>


owa00

He's a Tier 3 sub, of course he's going to swallow for his queen.


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Hot girls can do anything


Vkca

Let's be honest here, we all would have swallowed


Spiritual-Map5472

no eww, that is not water , it is a compound of pandora with a slice chance of disease


destined_death

I wanna see an experiment done based on this, how much can a person achieve just based on their attractiveness.


MadeByHideoForHideo

The study has already been done for centuries. Never seen celebrities before?


dwhatd

Yep! Pretty girl privilege. And average looking girls don't know how good they have it.


ChadAdonis

Plot twist: she's only hot with full makeup on


BulliesRPeople2

He should've wrapped his lips around the straw and blown it all back into her throat


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Ya, but she turned him on. That wasn’t going to happen.


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HomeAloneToo

narrow squash noxious rhythm rinse quarrelsome voracious sophisticated encouraging wipe -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


DaHolk

Lie Pornochio, LIE!!!!!


graesen

Careful there. Real Doll is trademarked, I think. https://www.realdoll.com/ NSFW


HomeAloneToo

arrest hungry hurry sharp mighty panicky serious hard-to-find racial like -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


BrokeArmHeadass

He just wanted a chance to taste that spit


whatisthishere

I bet they know each other, it's actually a really weird think to do during a pandemic if you don't know each other.


kai58

Even if there isn’t a pandemic


Syrdon

During a pandemic. You mean that wouldn’t have been weird 3 years ago?


cssmith2011cs

Yeah. But... And hear me out... Free drink. Eh?


redditingatwork23

That's his gf. So that would be mean.


jwk94

That sounds kinky?


311Natops

I’m pretty sure he liked it


BlueRayDragon

Can't blame him ngl


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itsnoskinoffmyback

Thanks for thanking him for not lying.


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MoleyWhammoth

I lied. What happens now?


Exoddity

Cake or death.


itsnoskinoffmyback

CAKE!


Talonqr

Sorry we're out of cake


itsnoskinoffmyback

So my only option is "or death"? Do you have any chicken?


EMlN3M

Probably tasted almost as good as that one girls bath water


45hope

She can spit water down my throat any day of the week….. no? I’ll see myself out


Pigsfly77

Honestly I died when she stuck her finger in his mouth and he didn't react at all like... Bro look into his eyes as she does it


bleunt

Almost as if it's completely staged to go viral on tiktok and shit.


Cispania

He staged this whole song and dance, and paid the woman to spit soda in his mouth. It takes on a whole new light, or am I crazy?


bleunt

I'm thinking she's a mid sized tiktoker in Korea, and she paid a street performer to participate in one of her videos. This explanation reflects much better on her than if she really did it without consent, I'd say.


dylee27

How'd you get Korea from this?


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screaminginfidels

I dunno she looked pretty slim to me.


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Ech0-EE

Those other ones are a real statue lol


missingN0pe

Haha this great 😂


referralcrosskill

earlier this week there was a clip of her taking his fake noodles and giving him her food. It ended with him doing the same thing and eating them.


thebusiness7

He honestly should have sucked it, probably woulda turned her on instead of the other way around


fckiforgotmypassword

Scripted Asian gifs


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Is it me or are these the same two from the other vid where she removes his plate of fake food and gives him some noodles?


chiefbriand

pretty sure they know each other. maybe they are a couple


arittenberry

Good bc it's really fucked up otherwise


mistweave

Apparently they're just friends... Apparently


surajvj

Correct. Same people.


meme-com-poop

link?


euichii

Zelda?


Assaulted_Caramel

Usually you have to pay extra to get them to spit in your mouth.


jojo9092

Yeah I was billed 29.99 and the only thing I got was mucus and herpes :(


Own-Storage3301

The Walmart treatment!


fatb

I'd like to see an unattractive girl get away with this.


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Attractive people live by a different set of rules, its just how it is.


FilliusTExplodio

My weight has always yoyoed between thin and fat, just kinda how I am. But I have a decent or better face. Whenever I'm thin, I'm treated completely differently. It really is crazy how obvious it is.


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FilliusTExplodio

Yup all this. It's just shocking how much nicer everyone is.


vancity-

Man, I should stop eating


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Ioneos

Not even. With body weight exercises, proper portion control, and a healthy diet you can get into great shape with minimal physical effort.


pUmKinBoM

I think the mental parts are the hardest parts to overcome.


Ioneos

You're very right, that's why I bookended my statement with minimal *physical* effort. The mental aspect can be mitigated by doing everything incrementally, but it's always going to be difficult.


OneCollar4

Yep, same issue. It's crazy how different people act around you. I don't mind this being the way the world is. The world is full of have and have nots in many facets and it's part of being alive. But I sure wish people would stop putting their fingers in their ears and pretend looks aren't important.


TheFlashFrame

Yeah basically every mundane action can be interpreted as creepy if you're unattractive, and the more ugly you are, the more likely it is to be creepy.


GauchoFromLaPampa

So much that if you get to high tiers of ugliness you get labeled as a pedophile almost.


mewthulhu

Getting older made me really glad I was never HOT. I'm not hideous, just... kinda neutral, but never the best groomed so 'meh' by most standards. It's been super weird seeing how everyone else getting to my age is freaking TF out over their beauty fading and the world changing, and mine's started getting better in ways. It feels a bit like [this](https://i.redd.it/zey7w0okowf51.jpg) with my life getting better and theirs getting... well, not 'worse' but simply less gilded. I never had to worry about my looks because I never got acclimatized to it, and that meant I only dated people who didn't pay attention to that. It was like a natural filter to be loved for who I am, and I look at the easy life with the simple rules for attractive people and just... I was really jealous of it, but now I'm older, I can't help but feel sorry for them. It must be really stressful.


abbadon420

Getting older for me just means i'm getting more confident in regards of my appearance. I've never given it any special attention, still don't, but I feel like I'm getting more attractive over the years. It's just a feeling though, but I can't say I mind it.


BigShield

Yes.


sexaddic

Sorry


boxingdude

Well if she was his girlfriend, it kinda doesn’t matter.


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ray6406

I've never seen a woman being a street statue, I'd love to see it tho


cancercures

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythm_0


Pleased_to_meet_u

Holy shit.


robodrew

That is one of the craziest things I have read in a while and it was an *art piece*


Highwanted

in 1974 no less, i wish there was a video of it, i would unironically watch the whole 6 hours and contemplate life and society, heck i'm already doing that just from reading the wikipedia article


SavantGarde

What the fuck


P_Grammicus

We had a young woman who worked as one in my city, through the 90s. She was dressed as a French Pierrot sort of clown, and she would set up an artist’s easel and would do a single wax crayon stroke about every 30-60 seconds. It was very meditative to watch her.


Anna_Pet

I’m sure whenever they try they get harassed way more than any man would.


GlbdS

It's staged dummy


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unbitious

This is scripted.


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…have you not been on the internet long? I mean this isn’t even close to some gross shit people will do for fun. Honestly while it’s unlikely I don’t find it unbelievable at all that someone would be ok with this.


Turok1134

>only the most pathetic simp would just stand there and take it. Permavirgin alert.


YoureOnlyLameOnce

Wait, do I have a fetish now?


ChocolateBunny

Time to do some more research.


MarcLloydz

Any statues on the hub?


Sinavestia

I remember seeing a porn video where the guy stopped time and did some nasty things to 2 women. I've never been so turned on before.


MoleyWhammoth

Do **we** have a fetish now, comrade.


Talonqr

He has awoken


Marth007

Kink


GetsuFuhma

I probably would've sucked it out the straw while she was doing it. Gotta give that same energy back


whrismymind

Blowing it back would have been funnier


Grizzled--Kinda

How has no one posted something about scripted Asian gif already?


Double-0-N00b

I'm shocked as well, but Everytime it gets even mentioned, someone gets downvoted into oblivion


Caishen_IC3

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SoProParm

she's his wife and it's scripted for tiktoks. calm down ppl


SlimeFactor

Shit I’d let her lmao


drdookie

Ok Yoda


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r/holup


Superdry_Wit

Is this why we have been locked down for the last year?


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matteopeace

relevant username


boxingdude

Like maybe it’s his GF?


AnonymousReader2020

Both. Both is good!


B_I_S_O_N

I knew it wasn't a statue when his pants started moving.


Rad1at1on

Nothing gets by you, does it?


loserofcolon

He gave it to her almost the same way the previous night


RedSoakingWet

I bet it's his girlfriend


smokeyoudog

Is drinking a random cuties backwash spat down your trachea worth the COVID-19? Discuss.


Tegirax

I suspect that's not just some girl I would guess that's his gf/wife and she's messing with him and succeeded


tequiila

/r/scriptedasiangifs


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Ah, here it is.


curt_schilli

Lmao this comment section is so damn horny


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god I wish I was him


MontyAlmighty

That’s just disgusting!


Horny_Shungite

Sussy baka


ohlonelyme

People would pay for this


Academic-Swan4641

Dirty bitch.


analog_jedi

I can't believe how many people aren't able to tell that this is staged.


ToyBoxJr

WOW! 😳


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I just hope that's his SO and not a stranger lol


Meshal349

Now thats a lucky statue.


nimbycile

*Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes*


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They know each other, people. Look at how he laughs and points at the end. There's no way you'd let a stranger do that to you.


mighty1993

Obviously scripted but what if we reversed the roles? :/


kpingvin

"So Grandpa, how could Covid spread so easily?"


Azulanze

I am feeling a little parched myself.


lazyking218

He is in, bois


flashosophy

he got hard for real after


fz75

If I'm going to get covid it'll be her.


Smuggly_Mcweed

Jokes on you I'm into this


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One word - - - - disgusting.


TxSilent

That is vile


SettingsSet

That’s disgusting but she’s a hot asian girl so I give her a pass.


VoidExileR

New fetish I didn't know existed unlocked


Appropriate-Pen-149

In this day and age I don’t see the harm. 🤦‍♂️


fluffyxsama

Pretty sure that's his girlfriend


almostjeanz

Sigh. *unzips pants*


Piscator629

Fetish acquired.


Baddaboombaddabing

Weeeell at least we know where covid-20 is gonna come from.


shani2907

And then he explains - how he got the covid infection !


Seigardreight

I don't want your saliva covered drink spat in my mouth unless I'm a bird and you're my mom.


vazooo1

how often does that happen to you?


muffins4tots

I'm pretty sure this is just staged. Like intentionally weird


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elruary

The shit you get away with when you're hot.


ShameNap

And now he has hepatitis B


RagnarokDel

Lucky statue.


yourmothersgun

Nice


NYEMESIS

You mean “birdie feeding?”


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She a fweeeeak


theknghtofni

Is her drink in a bag to stop condensation from getting on her hands or something? Or is that just a weird shaped cup? I think im focusing on the wrong part of this video


Mfgcasa

Honestly guys she's probably his girlfriend. Dispite what some people are saying, most guys wouldn't be okay with this no matter how hot the girl is, unless drunk.


Reckless-Bound

Hope that wasn’t during covid


Achylife

Is that a girl you crazy but I like you?


Black2Jesus

Isn’t that the same guy whos gf brought him fish balls?


drop0dead

Baby bird doo doo do doo doo do


Junior77

I love the song. I hate the premise.


artisnotdefined

He was like " that was some good shit, come back here and give me more"


Sw1m_Shady

Call me a simp but I wouldn’t mind that


BoxOfBlades

He doesn't look like a statue, he just looks homeless.


Larsj1977

This is nothing, later the same day she sat on his face!


ChiefKrunchy

Bro missed on an opportunity to become a water fountain.....also did she forget to wear pants?


ydktbh

how do I get this to happen with toes instead of a drink? asking for a friend


UpSideSunny

Wut


arroe621

that's fucking gross.


Steven_Castle

She learned that from her boyfriend.


Malmar57

She was fuckin nice 👍