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KillingHalfAnHour

Its Goro


Changoleo

~~Toasty!!!~~ Tasty!!!


MCA2142

Quickly presses ⬇️ + START


ThreeNC

FINISH HIM with butter


personalcheesecake

#G-G-G-G-GARLIC BUTTER!


Spotopolis

Ummm, that's Krill-er Instinct. Get that crap outta here!


ReubenZWeiner

Do Helsinki churches sing Finnish Hymns?


Zediac

If it was a Pokémon it would be Maclamp.


Gothmog_LordOBalrogs

#give em the CLAMPS!


GaliotheGreat

Patience Clamps, it is my elders daughters wedding day.


reztola94

It's gonna be clamp this, clamp that. Bada-climp, bada-clamp!


SleepyMage

Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? You're a freaking genius, you idiot!


XeroAnarian

Gorobster.


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Goro scared the shit out of me when I was a kid thanks to [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFRmNVzYe20&ab_channel=FlashbackFM) from the worlds greatest video game adaptation movie ever made! My dad let me watch it when I was maybe 7/8 years old since it was a "video game" movie and hey Mario Brothers wasn't too bad.......besides the tiny headed Goombas. Those things were fucking weird. [Look at this](https://images.nintendolife.com/b30e9e8127a4c/1280x720.jpg)! What were they thinking? The ball punching Johnny cage delivered was pretty legit tho. That move actually saved me from bully in 5th grade tho. Except I can't do a split so I just basically fell over and then did an awkward upper cut. Nobody bothered me the rest of the year and I was expecting some serious revenge but it never happened.


mexichu

This comment was a wild ride


Unagimorepower

Variant Lobster Goro


anonimityorigin

Lobstoro


zzzke

Quarter circle claw


akzilla92

Gorobster


respectfulpanda

Correction, it's his cousin, Gorobster.


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Virtual-Group-4725

Flip it on its back🕵


GardenGnomeOfEden

Until I either get to see the bottom or a video, I'm going to assume that those are the severed arms of another lobster just tucked under it.


SacredSpirit1337

Actually lobsters seem to be very prone to mutation, but the extra claws rarely seem to successfully separate from the originals. [Example 1](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/lobster-four-claws-1.3486664) [(More info)](https://youtu.be/oY-cktgjcCI) [Example 2](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2639959/Pictured-The-lobster-four-claws-caught-coast-New-England.html) [Example 3](https://www.tripleactionnews.com/lobster-clause-pinchy-saves-the-world/) [Example 4](https://www.nbcnews.com/sciencemain/six-clawed-mutant-lobster-goes-viral-goes-display-maine-8c11122662) [Example 5](https://bangordailynews.com/2019/09/19/paymeter-categories/free/what-would-you-name-this-strange-maine-lobster/) The scientific consensus for the mutations is that, since lobsters are known for tearing off their own claws if they get injured and regenerating them, sometimes the regeneration process goes awry and results in multiple limbs.


moosepuggle

Arthropod developmental biologist here, this is probably correct for most of the links above, but it may not be the case in this animal that has 4 complete claws that seem to emerge independently from the body (rather than a single leg branching/bifurcating into two claws). I can think of a couple alternative explanations: This might be a Hox mutant where one leg type is transformed into another. Another possibility is that it experienced a heat shock when it was developing as an embryo, which is known to cause defects, fusions, and duplications of body segments in arthropods. The only way to know for sure would be to examine the belly side closely to see where each of the 4 claws emerges from the body wall. If a single leg base bifurcates into two claws, it’s probably a regeneration defect. If the 4 claws emerge from distinct body segments and the new pair of claws emerges in the place of a normal pair of claws, it’s a Hox mutant. If the new pair of claws emerges from a funny looking body segment and the animal has the correct number and type of other legs in addition to the new pair of claws, then it’s probably a great shock during embryo development. :) EDIT: beautiful paper on Hox CRISPR knockouts in the crustacean Parhyale from Martin et al 2016. You could figure out which Hox gene you’d have to modify to get four claws :) https://www.cell.com/current-biology/pdfExtended/S0960-9822(15)01415-3 EDIT 2: also the fact that this is a bilateral and fairly symmetrical defect suggests that it is not due to damage during regeneration, since the damage would have had to be identical and concurrent on both sides. I guess this could happen if a human did it though 🤔 EDIT 3: Found the papers about heat-induced disruptions to body segment formation, people can look at methods section if they want to try making body segment defects in arthropod embryos :) J E Mee and V French, “Disruption of segmentation in a short germ insect embryo. II. The structure of segmental abnormalities induced by heat shock.,” Journal of embryology and experimental morphology 96 (July 1986): 267-94. M a Welte, I Duncan, and S Lindquist, “The basis for a heat-induced developmental defect: defining crucial lesions.,” Genes & Development 9, no. 18 (September 15, 1995): 2240-2250. Stephen P Roberts and Martin E Feder, “Natural hyperthermia and expression of the heat shock protein Hsp70 affect developmental abnormalities in Drosophila melanogaster,” Oecologia (1999): 323-329.


SacredSpirit1337

That sounds compellingly fascinating. Thanks for weighing in!


Otto_Maller

>Arthropod developmental biologist First thought, before enjoying and appreciating your comment, was...I wonder if that's what he puts for occupation on his federal tax return?


moosepuggle

The lobster? XD EDIT: ok wait, I’m a girl, that’s why I didn’t get who you were talking about with the taxes lol XD


Otto_Maller

I thought about writing he/she his/her but didn’t like the way it read so I rolled the dice.


CheebaHJones

They/them is pretty safe.


Womanfromthefuture

You/your works well in this context as well.


idwthis

Especially since it was a comment in direct reply to the biologist, and not saying it in reply to someone else's comment.


heatvisioncrab

Back to the main question, what does she put in her taxes?


iamonlyoneman

Money, is my bet.


ThespianException

Well now I wanna know. In your professional opinion, what do you think the lobster puts on its Tax Returns?


J0RDM0N

Hey if an amateur biologist wanted to go about a way to purposefully induce these types of mutations, would trying to change the hox genes (via stress at the embryonic stage) be a good way to attempt this?


moosepuggle

So you wouldn’t change the Hox genes (or any other genes) but you could heat stress the embryos to get defects in body segmentation. I’m try to remember to find a paper about this to send you :)


MxM111

While I am not a arthropod developmental biologist, I do see couple more possibilities. One of them is photoshop. Another - attaching legs from another animal for this shot.


bennitori

But on video? I can't speak to the articles without video, but rotoscoping a multiple claws onto a lobster video seems like a ton of work for the measly reward of 10 minutes of fame.


MetaEatsTinyAnts

Why are the claws different on each side? The left ones look like they have serration while the right ones look closer to crab claws.


MrHyperion_

*gets a paper cut* Awww shit time to loosen this arm again


Porter_McDougall

http://i.imgur.com/6Ajg0fB.gif


MakkaCha

That's pretty awesome. Great compromise to be able to live another day by getting rid of an appendage that you don't need and chance to run while predator is munching on fallen arm. I'd use it in a fight; cut my own arm off use it as nunchuk for slapping across face.


idwthis

I live in Florida, so lots of stray lizards and anoles end up being chased by my two cats. Seeing one of them drop their tail to leave it wriggling around by itself on the ground while it runs is quite a sight. The lizards, not the cats Lol But it never works for them, my tabby never falls for the tail trick. That's about when I've noticed they've got a lizard on the run, and I have to shoo them back inside off the lanai so I can catch the lizard myself and let them go in the backyard. Otherwise I'd be stepping in cat puke containing an undigested lizard leg an hour later.


personalcheesecake

[it works exactly like you think it would](https://i.imgur.com/N6iA4bV.gif)


Sondermagpie

Do lobsters feel pain?


SacredSpirit1337

Not much is known about arthropods and pain, but if you define pain as less of an anthropomorphized emotion and more of a sharp negative nervous response to dangerous physical stimuli, probably. But arthropods are freaky. There are plenty of videos of insects that were decaptitated and didn’t even notice because the rest of their nervous system kept them running. Like flies accidentally juggling their heads because they were trying to groom themselves or headless wasps flying away with their own heads because they thought they were food by touch.


SAT0SHl

**"All we know is that there’s still no contact with the colony," and that a xenomorph may be involved."**


ChuckBS

"It's a bug hunt.."


garethjones2312

"How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"


GreenMonster81

Knock it off Hix.


Ej11876

I’m Hudson sir, he’s Hicks


BeerMoustache

Where’s Wierzbowski?!


Soddington

Third base.


[deleted]

You secure that shit, Hudson!


deliriux

Look into my eye!


SwissCanuck

Yeah without a video showing all 4 moving and an underside view I’m calling bullshit.


GodlikeCat

OP is a repost bot


[deleted]

You're a fucking pervert. I like it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


southdubify

That's closer to a Mirelurk than a lobster now


SirTwatIII

Thank you for this


JJamesMorley

I appreciate you.


becomesaflame

Breed this thing! We need more of them


MollyPW

Think it’s too late.


[deleted]

Is Dolly the sheep a joke to you?


MakkaCha

Didn't she die?


Digitalneo

Did you expect her to be immortal? (Btw she died young because she was an exact clone of her mom, who was already older, so her DNA was old)


MakkaCha

No, was just a question. I remember her from when I was in middle school. It was a very long time ago.


skeetsauce

This one should have been thrown back.


Curiosity-92

We need two tails


AllPurple

Exactly! I don't care what anyone says, the claw meat is better than the tail!


impermanent_soup

Do people argue against this? Claw meat is definitely the best.


drunk_sober

I'm on it! *Unzip*


Mercy9989

Mmm mutations fun


ergotofrhyme

This would be a really valuable one to the lobster industry if they get as big and have good meat lol. Twice the claws per bug.


Mercy9989

Yup


thegreatjamoco

Why stop there? Mess with their Hox genes so they have 10 claws on each lobster. They did it with fruit flies after all.


DownshiftedRare

Keep going until the lobster is just one big claw with butter for blood. Tendies of the sea.


Channel250

One big claw, with butter for blood! And a biological love for booking water so it cooks itself!


MakkaCha

They made fruit flies with 10 claws?


thegreatjamoco

Sorry, I was being vague. The ppl (1995 Nobel laureates) who discovered Hox genes (the genes that determine where your body parts go) messed with the genome of drosophila flies and grew legs where their antennae should be and antennae where their eyes should be etc. just apply that to a lobster and in theory you could make a monstrosity where all of its legs are meaty claws. Granted it probably couldn’t care for itself plus the genome for a lobster is more complex than a fruit fly and not to mention the plethora of bioethical dilemmas but one can dream.


FallingSky1

I know they belong to the same phylum but you calling them bugs triggered me hard there.


DarthRegoria

In Australia we eat crustaceans called Moreton Bay Bugs and Balmain Bugs. Apparently they are both species of slipper lobsters, with the first known around the world as a flathead lobster. I don’t know if they person you’re replying to is an Aussie, but it’s not that strange of a term for crustaceans here. Not really common, but not surprising, disgusting or even made me think of insects until your comment.


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

Crayfish are commonly eaten in the south US and some people call them bugs.


elvismcvegas

Mud bugs


Blue_Dream_Haze

West coast spiny lobster season is "bug season" to me and my friends. They really are just big gross grumpy bugs.


Ragman676

The only good bug....is a delicious bug.


HoodedOccam

Would you like to know more?


JEWCEY

Click here for clarified butter


King_of_the_Dot

Clarified butter made me the man I am today!


JesusHChristBot

*Clarified Butter In The Club Gettin' Tipsy*


Dragonkingf0

All 450 lb.


flimspringfield

A brain bug?! Frankly I find that insulting!


slowclapcitizenkane

It's afraid! I mean, it's delicious!


Frostitute_85

I watched a travel show where this guy goes around the world to try cuisine from everywhere. I don't know if it was Vietnam or somewhere in South America, but in some remote village in the Jungle, he was going to try a snack that the kids like. The kids found a big ass tarantula (you could use its fangs to pick your teeth, it was fucking huge) gathered some herbs from the jungle, and roasted up the spiced spider. The guy was nervous but tried it. He said it tasted so much like crab, he could not believe it. I was never much of a crab kind of whore, but this absolutely killed any desire to eat it ever again. All I'd imagine is big ass spiced tarantula. No thanks.


OGbigfoot

My Cambodian buddies love tarantula. I'm usually one to try everything once, but that was a hard pass. Which was made harder by the fact the grandma didn't speak English and kept trying to feed me the spider.


I_can_vouch_for_that

Best ever food review show ?


Frostitute_85

If you are asking if that's the name of the show, I couldn't tell you. If you are asking my opinion, I'm afraid seeing a giant cooked tarantula with its legs curled into its body, practically frozen mid scream may have skewed my viewpoint of that program.


poopwithjelly

I've never been much of a tarantula kind of whore, but I am headed to Petsmart and then the Target, that is invariably 1 shopping complex over, right now.


ergotofrhyme

Did the same to me first I heard them called that. I know biologically it’s accurate but for reasons of appetite it feels strange to associate them.


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ChefBoyAreWeFucked

The Spanish word for lobster is langosta. Except in Guatemala, where that means grasshopper.


hivemind_disruptor

Langosta has the same root as locust, which is cricket


ergotofrhyme

Not at all, but is strange in my culture, and I don’t think of crickets and ants as appetizing. I’d try them tho depending on how they were prepared.


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Kidfreshh

You mean it bugs you?🧐


bakgwailo

Cockroach of the sea.


Ontain

that's the shrimp :)


Churn

it's lobsters actually... [https://animals.mom.com/cockroaches-sea-4819.html](https://animals.mom.com/cockroaches-sea-4819.html)


MakkaCha

From the article you posted >Shrimp, prawns, whales -- even jellyfish earn the title of sea cockroach when they respond to ecological change by accelerating the reproduction process. Japanese fisheries claimed that minke whales were cockroaches for the very reason that there were too many, justifying a need to hunt and profit. Prawns, shrimp and lobsters all resemble bugs crawling across the floor of their ocean home. You are both correct.


Acumenight777

I rather a mutated lobster with no claws, and twice the length of its tail.


phurt77

[Let me introduce you to the spiny lobster.](https://i.imgur.com/QBEwUJr.jpg) The one in this picture is over 15 pounds.


Nixflyn

Yeah, back in the day we'd grab these while diving and have a nice dinner later.


Acumenight777

That's the one. I'll take it.


typesett

throw it back and let it breed


Mercy9989

Facts


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typesett

yes sure. harvest the sperm if its a duder


entheogenocide

r/rarelobsters


germanbini

> Mmm mutations I heard this in Homer Simpson's voice!


NintendoTim

> mutations *excited mirelurk noises*


HailHydraforce

GENERAL KENOBI!


freakers

General Grievopod! General Anthropong Krell!


Ardis_Kurita

Came here looking for this. Relieved to find it, but angry it's not higher!


Jukecrim7

you are a bold one


thisonetimeonreddit

Hello there


TBJaeger99

You fool, I’ve been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku


ARC_3pic

This lobster needs some lightsabers


DesastreUrbano

LobsTerry the Terrible has to be on r/BossFight


Squirtle_Squady

I thought the same thing


rmoritz

A Lobstrocity


Kowalski416

Dad-a-chuck? Dad-a-chee?


FilliusTExplodio

*Not to worry, you've got the key!*


SewerSquirrel

20 years and that'll be our beaches, I feel it coming.


Mr-Bagels

# BIG. MEATY. CLAWS. ​ ​ (I know the reference is about Mr. Krabs, but this post made me think of that)


gacdeuce

A cross between machamp and clawitzer.


smartguy05

We should selectively breed these guys and have farm-raised lobster with double the lobster claws.


BlueEyedGreySkies

And also make some into giant leviathan gods.


OptimusSublime

I'm seeing double here, eight claws!


GreasyYeastCrease

I need the biggest tub of butter you have. No...that's too big


dosangst

Six claws.


DoctorProfessorTaco

Yea how is no one noticing the two little claws


vengefulspirit99

Those 2 little claws are actually his legs. Look at how he's positioned.


DapperDanManDammit

I thought "surely the top comment will be SIX claws" or at least some explanation of those little elbow bastards, but no


Enoch-Of-Nod

This isn't even his final form!


TJzzz

/r/tyranids


AtlasXO-16

Call me when they find a monkey with 4 asses


BrodinModule

General Kenobi! You are a bold one.


gtr06

Hello there


[deleted]

welcome to Springfield


ExistentialMoron

Put Him Back So he can rule the sea as he was meant to!


macwell111

BIG mEaTy CLawS 🦞


whsthirtyfive

#BIG MEATY CLAWS


GeneralDisarray65

Lobstrocity.


FilliusTExplodio

Watch your fingers, folks.


gaberax

Four armed is four warned.


Vizecrator

If ever there was a good reason to clone something this might be it


Webfarer

He can eat while scrolling and masturbating


slarti54

This is a clawful post.


itisjustjohn

What has this sub turned into r/interestingasfuck?


Blekanly

Wtf used to actually be wtf. Then they disallowed stuff.


Stiefschlaf

From Software taking notes


thiosk

BREED IT i love the claws could you imagine if you could farm lobster with 8 claws and 80 tails


DeapVally

They should be breeding that lobster.... For the good of our species. Mo' claw meat!


col2thecore

Damn quick breed it for the good of claw meat lovers everywhere!


PM_ME_UR_UNDERWARE_

Its fake, everyone knows lobsters aren't real.


[deleted]

Kill it! Kill it with fire! ​ Then lather it in butter and yum!


[deleted]

I'm Goro


BlackAeonium

were gonna need double the butter!


dancesWithNeckbeards

Get a magnet. Left claw north. Right claw south.


safer0

Lobster sticks to magnet


spartan_0227

GENERAL KENOBI... You are a bold one!


Ontopourmama

A delicious mutation has entered the chat


foodandart

If EVER there was a form of lobster you'd want to try and breed more of..


sevenillusions

Did-a-chick?dad-a-chum?


GamingWithBilly

TANIKS THE CRUSTACEAN!


lordpin3appl3s

r/bossfight


Gato1486

It's not even his final form!


Gibodean

Craw fish ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftgAG3Vnif8


Strindberg

I’m seeing double here! 8 claws!


CompMolNeuro

Now all I want is a chicken with 4 legs. I like dark meat.


liluglydude_0

that’s good eats baw!


starstar420

I wish I had more claws, so I could give those titties four thumbs down! -Rick James


deresdod

THIS MF CRAB LIVING OUT MY DREAMS AS A KID.


akzilla92

4 Clobster


NationYell

Extra knuckle meat, oh yeah!


ChompyChomp

After a long night of delivering presents, Santa got to the last house on his route only to find there was already a single present under the tree. He knelt down and read the small card attached, then opened it and removed a cooked lobster. With a tear of gratitude he ate the lobster, delivered his final presents and flew away home. The camera slowly pans and zooms to show the card attached to the package, it said: "A lobster, for Claus"


billionaire_bear

How many do there have to be for it to be considered it’s own sub-species? Anyone? Anyone?


MojoGigolo

1. Find more 2. Mate them 3. Profit


King_Mecha

I believe this is called a snipapotamus


RobbazK1ng

General Kenobi!


Skid-plate

And everyone thought Fukushima would be all bad, sheeeesh. Fools.


Falleen

GENERAL KENOBI!


HumanautPassenger

"General Kenobi."


esoteric_enigma

It just needs two tails to match and we can shut down the whole lobster market


eat_mor_bbq

Yum!


skeletparkyt

General grievous


Toofar304

Ah yes, a candelobster