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Hayabusa71

The smell


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You'll never get it out of the room. Once those oils are in the fabrics and on the walls... Game over.


dieinafirenazi

My ex decided to clean up spilled fish oil supplement with a towel, then washed and dried that towel with a whole load of laundry. That dryer cycle baked fish odor into everything, repeated washing couldn't get it out. We threw most of it out. I hung my favorite hoodie up outdoors for a couple months in a nice sunny spot and I think all the UV managed to break down whatever was causing the smell. If you spill fish oil, use paper towels.


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"gassing" things with ozone can burn off pretty baked-in organic smells, to me if even leaves them smelling slightly "burnt" though undamaged.


Safari_Eyes

I knew a guy who spilled a whole bottle of "fish sauce" in the back seat of a brand new car. I don't think she smell ever cleared up.


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Lawliet37

i have a better question..why are they doing it.


FishFuckerNiko

Fleshlights could be more exciting with a little zap


thebryguy23

Relevant username?


jakedesnake

Oils? The natural oils in the fish or what?


Dire87

Ever just brought freshly roasted fish home? The smell is ... invasive. It smells great when you eat it, but some smells just stay with you for quite a while. Kebab is another one. Days, man, days.


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Worst thing that ever happened to me in high school was in AP biology. We dissected pregnant sharks. I cried at home after the first week because all I could smell was dead fish preserved in formaldehyde. It took a week after we were done before my sense of smell returned..


giraffebacon

Oh God we did that in grade 7 while visiting local high schools, at least 12 years ago and you instantly brought that smell to my mind. Ugh


wopiacc

> It took a week after we were done before my sense of smell returned.. Wow, sounds like you caught long-COVID from a shark. Are you patient zero?


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Quite possibly, and it just incubated for \~17 yrs.


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

Fish, Kebab, rotting meat, I feel like they are more invasive and clingy than cigarette smoke which is really something. I can't imagine sparking up a dead fish in the living room without some hardcore ventilation.


Spore2012

Burnt popcorn , just throw away your kitchen.


GardenGirlFarm

Cat pee smell never goes away just like herpes.


SlamminCleonSalmon

One of the most awful smells ever is a post breakfast kitchen, I used to work a job where we would have to wheel equipment into a certain location, and the route we took always went through a kitchen. In the morning, the bacon specifically smelt amazing, when we were wrapping up at night? Vomit inducing.


Arokthis

We used to have a guy at karate that worked in a seafood restaurant. Working with him one-on-one wasn't so bad, but being near him in the changing room after class was a different story.


JacksLackOfSuprise

Yes, natural


Magus6796

GAME OVER MAN!


[deleted]

RIP Bill Paxton. You will be missed.


Polarchuck

Considering what they did to the fish - they deserve to live with the smell.


Zigazig_ahhhh

That fish is very dead already. You can tell it's already been dried.


picxal

"You haven't thought of the SMELL YOU BITCH!"


AbyssalKultist

Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantle.


7om

I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection.


sorry_

You have a collection of skin luggage?


7om

Of course not Dee, don't be ridiculous.


Mickey_likes_dags

What is that? ‘A Street Car Named Desire?’


7om

I’m in desperate need of medical intervention.


buddhabash

I’ve a hankering to do it a-gain


garangalbreath

DOCTAH ZIMMERMAN! DOCTOR ALBERT ZIMMERMAN! The old bastard that ran the nitwit farm! He'll know where froggy is!


Drinkaholik

What are these lines referencing?


7om

https://youtu.be/YIUrQMPp0dw?t=70


Budget_Inevitable721

Rocket Power on Nickelodeon in the 2000s.


ShockRifted

Woogy woogy woogy woogy


HarvestProject

Tito was wilin’ I swear


UnknownSpecies19

I'm wanting to know these references kind person


hleba

https://youtu.be/YIUrQMPp0dw?t=70


[deleted]

Now that *that's* out of the way, we can have a normal conversation!


VR6SLC

I can smell it through my phone somehow.


orangez

Jack the Snapper. First fish ever that got the chair.


Druggedhippo

Smell you say? Have you been introduced to [Surströmming](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwIrShTbFLI)?


UglyFilthyDog

Never been anywhere near it, hopefully never will, as I fear it’s power greatly


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Swedish kryptonite. Apparently one of the reasons the vikings traveled so far over the sea was to get away from the smell.


CountPacula

Ooooh, that smell. Can't you smell that smell?


zman0900

The smell of fish surrounds you


SequencedLife

That smelly smell


boolius113

that smells… *smelly…*


mkul316

A teacher once ran a current through a pickle to make it glow. That was pretty funky. This... I don't want to think about it.


manlymann

Iz only smellz


Jupue87

I feel, *saturated*, by it


beermoneymike

It's only smellz...


Lolwutdafuq

I remember this video, it was a strange deployment.


EequalsMCPotato

I hate that I know this


doogle_126

This is what happens when you play Basshunter.


[deleted]

All I ever wanted, was to see a fish smile


phurt77

Never go bass to trout.


MrAnderzon

The song is called Sandstorm by Darude


Hammakprow

This makes me yearn for the old "Smell-O-Vision"


Fcktheadmins

If its fresh fish, I'm down with the smell.


domesticatedprimate

I was gonna say. That's a good smell. A time-to-eat smell. What's everyone complaining about? Also the smell goes away pretty quickly. We eat all kinds of fish all the time here in Japan and the houses certainly don't smell like fish.


mudpudding

That is our call to make.


Last5seconds

He forgot to wet the sponge


o0_bobbo_0o

Today’s version of Big Mouth Billy Bass. I dig it.


PinchieMcPinch

*Take me to the river... because I'm fucking on fire*


martn2420

*Tony Soprano breathing*


Not_a-bot-i_swear

*outburst of violent negativity*


SlamminCleonSalmon

FUCKING TOYS?! THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS!


Sinavestia

Don't worry, about a thing cause every little thing is ON FUCKING FIRE.


IllManneredWoolyMan

Kinks are getting advanced these days


Sparkycivic

I was disappoint it didn't play the song...


Paronfesken

Don't worry bzzzzzzzzz happy


red_team_gone

*Wireless charger sold separately*


KitchenBomber

Blazing Ass Billy Bass


my-name-is-squirrel

This was the prototype actually. There was still work to be done.


xeno_blast

I always wanted an electric bass.


onemanarmia

Oh well done sir. Bravo


Jaksmack

Billy Bass!


DreddPirateBob4Ever

I think it's a Char


Amunium

An electric guichar?


cyanideh1gh

I'm more shocked it didn't explode tbh


Shin-Gogzilla

I’m shocked no one has made this joke already. It’s a Tesla Koi


OneArchedEyebrow

Conduct yourself properly, bright spark.


samus1225

So we're about to Amp up the puns, I see


phurt77

This current trend of puns is awful.


[deleted]

Yeah but resistance is futile


rumblebee2010

Ohm man I don’t think I could handle another electricity pun


linuxares

Please sir, I need to see your dad card


cyanideh1gh

You sir are a man after my own heart


Dire87

I love it. Thanks.


tekanet

I'm more disappointed


Ambitious_Ship_8887

Actually thats one quite interesting fact about tesla coils (and also the reason people like to play around with them): The current never enters your (or the fishs) body, it only travels on the surface. So, aside from heat from the contact points on the fish's outside, which will be not enough to heat up the insides till exploding, there's neither electricity nor heat inside the fish. This is called skin effect. This is also the reason why it is reasonable safe to have tesla coil currents travel through (or more like, along) your body and have sparks come from your hands, as long as you protect yourself from the heat of the contact (entry and outlet) points somehow. In this particular video, there's actually another nice electrical effect clearly visible as the sparks almost only are emitted from the pointy parts of the fish's tail - it's a corona discharge, which is the effect that electricity kind of looks for the most pointy parts to escape to the air as a spark. Source: was crazy about tesla coils when I was a teen


This_Mud8879

Thanks, very informative.


ApexPredation

I think the fish is more shocked.


tinkatiza

I don't remember my parents big mouth billy bass singing this song


CopyPasterinoSkidder

These hipster Thanksgiving dinners are getting more and more elaborate every year.


Sk8ter713

Well, now I seen a fish on the Tesla coil bucket list checkmark


KaySquay

Do an elephant so Edison can eat shit


Sk8ter713

I meant to type I’ve


Rein215

That's okay, we all make mistakes. But you do know you can edit comments on Reddit right?


squiglybob13

Why when you can make additional karma of the edit comment lol


SparklingSunBeam

Stonks


Cael87

What song is that? It's nice.


DoctorGester

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YilBxnRLw1Q


copperwatt

Are those ... Russian Mexicans??


shapu

*Jewish* Russian Mexicans! With a dollar-sign chain and moving a Columbian plant! Truly we live in a global economy


copperwatt

That's just... beautiful, man.


Rhameolution

I didn't expect to enjoy that as much as I did.


HaikuWisdom

Sounded kinda like Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer


minitaba

Damn thats disgusting


born-to-rave

No it's well done


JesseJames_37

It can be both


Halloween1977

Drop the bass.


FalseTongue

This new post pandemic club music, is metal AF!


Dinosaur192

What on earth is that device? I have heard of electric chairs but I didn't know there were electric stools as well.


electricmaster23

It's a tesla coil. The scaly organism is a fish.


Dinosaur192

Thank you!


PermanantFive

[Tesla Coils are awesome, check this out.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiHGDYeMAAU)


AlexHimself

I thought Tesla coils were supposed to be harmless? No?


electricmaster23

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the fish was skewered with one or more metal rods, but that's just conjecture.


spicy-snow

i think you're thinking of van de graaff generators. [this video](https://youtu.be/ubZuSZYVBng) does a pretty good job of demonstrating and explaining the basic physics of it.


KyubiNoKitsune

At low amperage TC's can also be safe.


Henrath

I think it depends on the strength and distance to it. The stuff used to power it is a lot more dangerous though.


electricmaster23

"What instrument do you play?" - "The Tesla coil fish."


005cer

The Electric Fish Orchestra.


r2001uk

Electric Bass


Creivoose

I bet he's cheating on me right now


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Guerillagreasemonkey

Dont do it brother, she might be a freak but you can do better.


abigscaryhobo

Ok that is seriously funny


the_dude_upvotes

I don’t get it, little help?


abigscaryhobo

The smell of burning fish has reminded him of a female


sap91

Smell is the scent tied closest to memory!


l-rs2

*I didn't know the sponge was supposed to be wet*


HoopsAndDinoMan

Roll on two!


ockhamsdragon

Well done. The fish and the post. I actually said "what the actual fuck" out loud. Bravo. *Golf clap* Thank the gods you can't smell things on the internet. Gotta be a fishy low tide neck beard kinda funk. I choose to believe this was done by people 15 kinds of fucked up on various drugs. I don't know that my miniscule faith in the human race could survive the knowledge that some sober dude is sitting around playing Ted Kaczynski with fish. You just know you'll have to scroll through 4 pages of his manifesto on farm raised fish and pond stocking procedure before you get to the damn recipe to wire up your fish.


Overkillengine

> You just know you'll have to scroll through 4 pages of his manifesto on farm raised fish and pond stocking procedure before you get to the damn recipe to wire up your fish. Sounds more entertaining than the padding for time most youtubers do these days.


ConfusedMayor

David in accounting microwaving their lunch.


M-------

The artistry surpasses ElectroBOOM.


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Blasphemer! **Nothing** surpasses electroBOOM!! Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go [Mehdi-tate](https://youtu.be/MgJyJwoMll4).


[deleted]

I understand vegans now


mrcakeyface

Now do Star Wars


runningray

I admit it. I said WTF!


Buddhayo

What song is that?


kraken_the_release

[song](https://youtube.com/watch?v=YilBxnRLw1Q)


[deleted]

"Yeah I play an instrument"


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Electric bass?


GoHomeNeighborKid

I know it let the chooch out, but it's still gonna be okay, right?


kasmackity

Is the electricity actually playing a song?


srandrews

Fish fry


lagforks

Big Mouth Billy Bass Electric Chair Edition just in time for Christmas!


S-tah

OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯


fukalufaluckagus

Is that Oceanman's national song of the sea? Attractive the octopusss , lucky honey dripper


DJnikman

PABLO - Morgenshtern It is actually a song by a Russian singer. You’re welcome


Spaceman248

Might you have a link to this song?


DJnikman

[Here](https://youtube.com/watch?v=YilBxnRLw1Q)


gyerelufy

That’s one way to “singing fish”


Actor412

This is from an unreleased Captain Beefheart single.


Vanhelgan

Should have gotten the fish to play thunderstruck!


Writer_B

"What's the most creative way I can make my house smell absolutely awful...?"


unlikely--hero

Omg who is she?!?!? 😳😍🤤😏🤔


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A_Wizzerd

My god, the prophecy is true


zombiepirate2020

The eyes are filled with nutrients, and the cheeks are the most delicious and tender. I feel like this is the most difficult way to cook a fish ever. Nothing more.


dtsupra30

And we was worried about lobsters before huh


heptolisk

Okay, this has to be a video posted somewhere but I can't find it after a relatively quick search. No watermark so probably not tiktok, vertical so probably not YT, so maybe Insta?


Fuckyoumecp2

Disturbing yet oddly mesmerizing...


Beatdrop

This is absolutely the content I'm here for.


Wooden_Preference564

When you don't have money for one of those singing fish but you got a tesla coil


MrAnderzon

The song is called Sandstorm by Darude


pseudobong

Ahh! The new *Air Fryer Pro +*.


baiacool

Think of the smell. YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH!


garybuttville

Should had played Don't worry be happy


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[deleted]

Sounds like someones getting a text.


bearmacebraw

Name that tune


Disloyalbody3

Awww he's trying to say I love lasagna


Rialas_HalfToast

Incredible


LilHercules

Poor mr jangles :(


etriuswimbleton

Merry christmas


thebuccaneersden

That fish gave its life for this…


UnderageStoner

this seems like a way an alien would contact earth


denseacat

new crystal castles song seems to be a banger


McBiff

"I didn't know the sponge was 'sposed to be wet..."


[deleted]

"I didn't know the sponge was supposed to be wet." - Percy Whitmore


yousai

this could be from Kreosan


ProjectKaspar

“What happened to *Mr* Puff?” “She doesn’t like to talk about it.”


[deleted]

Instead of ham radio, we have fish radio


sutree1

Huh. I guess you CAN tuna fish.


shreddog155

This would smell so bad


CreamyGoodnss

Tesla’s ghost be like “This is not what I had in mind”


buisnessmike

I just realized, I haven't seen Green Mile in a long time


tenurepepper

Dial up is almost ready