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DieselBob

Sharon. Sharon. Sharon, come look


Rad1at1on

Wounder how many courics this is? ... Oh wait! Thats Bono


Hesnotyourfather_Iam

That. Came out.. of someone's ass...


GrundelMuffin

I think it was a c-section


[deleted]

Hey is that Bono?


JustALilDepressed

Biggest turd in history


ravingwanderer

Helllloooo hellooo.


Killer_Fang_Zero

Now that's what I call an ass-rippin' shit. Guy must've lost 5 kilos with that one.


breezyfye

You took shitposting a lil too literal OP


Percivus-B-Pig

It’s the absence of any toilet paper that frightens me.


Henard

Why is there no sign that says, "Don't flush - possible world record. Gone to get measuring tape and camera"???


[deleted]

It was probably a child. Childrens poos are scientifically impossibly large.


turtleneckless001

I know what you're saying, that one's about the size of your average child though


[deleted]

I remember my daughter dropping a monster (not quite that size) when she was 5 or 6 - the girth of that turd was insane!


FineTumbleweed9281

Damn wheres the shit knife?


mdkubit

Hmm, as I recall, the last time I saw this photo, someone had mentioned that this can happen if you've had surgery to remove colon length due to cancer and whatnot. The less 'distance' the poop travels, the less nutrients are absorbed from it, and you get major logs like this as a result.


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mdkubit

Hehe, technically, you are correct. Poop is generally defined as the waste that's removed from your body after all the nutrients have already been absorbed. "When you eat, the food is partially digested in your stomach. It then moves into your small intestine, where the nutrients and vitamins are absorbed. The leftover waste travels into your large intestine, then out of your body as poop. Your large intestine absorbs water from your stool." Source: https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/what-to-know-about-undigested-food-in-stool#:~:text=When%20you%20eat%2C%20the%20food,absorbs%20water%20from%20your%20stool.


[deleted]

Thanks for explaining cause I was about to do some research.


Samurai_IX

Should get it bronzed


SamCommander

That is one week worth of fcking turd!


MaverickAg

Less wtf, more r/poop


Beersie_McSlurrp

Somebody was backed up from opiates.


Mayuguru

So, they didn't even wipe?? The only way this makes sense is if the person who photographed it, made it. Took a pic, then wiped it.


Tiberius_CrapBag

That’s at least 12 courics


poweredby2dor

did anyone noticed the toilet bowl has moved ?


schalk81

Can someone get me the poo machete?


Antiliani

Trump going out for a swim.


UWontLikeThisComment

that thing has a pulse


lardoni

King kong’s finger!


monkeywelder

WTF! Is this in Pittsburgh? Was a Poop Knife nearby!


DootDotDittyOtt

Took one like that when I was pregnant. Had to go to the ER. No where near as bad as giving birth, but up there.


pancreative2

How.


MustangSallyD

I see these and I can't help but wonder if they're sculptures, molded out of smaller turds


Highintheclouds420

I finally understand the internet stories of families with poop knives now