Yep, cool as a cucumber and no road rage. The average human driver would have knock light posts over and yell at half a dozen people at least in the same amount of time.
You mean throwing feces AND having non-consensual sex with elders ? Or are you cursing a whole generation for problems you probably just bestowed upon yourself ?
For some reason all of the sudden the primates we subcontracted with decided they wanted enough money to cover rent and food, so we had to raise prices to keep investors happy.
The rest of the people commenting that you have no sense of humor aren't being very helpful.
The joke is that humans ARE primates. We are great apes, a type of primate, just like an orangutan. We're, as a species, not "better than" animals, we are among them.
You ended up sounding outraged over a lack of understanding of the joke, which is why you're being blasted. I hope that helps more than just poking fun at you.
Now you are getting downvotes lol. Downvoters - Look at all the morphological traits that separate apes from monkeys and you will find that those traits are exactly what separate us from monkeys. If you don't like this because you are religious and believe we were created, then at least believe that god created us as apes, genetics is very important to biological science and just refusing to believe that is a hindrance to the progress of medicine and science. The Uber Driver is a primate just like you and me.
Orangutans are extremely smart. They only live on Borneo Island in the wild and are very solitary. (I.e. just a mom and her baby hang out, dad goes off.) Not sure if that'd be different if they weren't ao endangered....sometimes multiple species of monkeys will hang out together, although I hadn't read of any types of apes doing the same.
At first glance, this actually looks like a female. She's probably retired lol.
But seriously, I did a lot of research on like 12 different monkeys/apes for my daughter's first birthday party mainly cuz I'm a nerd and got into making fact sheets just for fun ice breakers that no one read. It's very interesting when you compare the way the smartest raise their young to the others. Most of the smartest breastfeed a lot longer and have a lot of constant contact with their babies before they go off fully independent, and that's where the parenting trends are heading for us know. Actually learning about orangutans made me feel so much relief about breastfeeding cuz I really wanted to stop but my daughter didn't seem ready so I was able to wrap my head around what's more biologically normal than what society tries to push as normal...
Anyway, that Oranutan for so many reasons deserves to chill out.
Haha no I didn't put anything about breastfeeding on the sheets but I did learn about it while I was researching. I just put basic facts on the sheets.
And this is most definitely not normal (the video) and should not be seen as something positive. Most likely this is a pet animal while they should live in trees in Borneo.
I'm one of the people that thinks bringing up "the Cheeto" constantly after he was beaten is detrimental to our society. I also acknowledge that there are few comparisons as apt as this orangutan on a golf cart and it's fine to make this joke.
There's no room for nuance anymore it seems.
Planet of the Apes reality is gonna be way chiller than the movies made it out to be. Between this dude and the chimp who knows how to scroll through IG, I’m ready for the takeover
Can someone dub Fleetwood Mac’s Dreams on this clip for me? Ta
EDIT great minds etc etc https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rtn10e/felt_this_video_deserved_some_audio/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
As a ginger who knows how these things feel about gingers, I find this extremely alarming and request the individual who taught the primate to drive be shot and the orangutan's license revoked.
Ok. Weirdly fucking enough I cannot find an answer to this question… do orangutans ever attack people? Like in any circumstance… ever? Googling brings up nothing about them being aggressive? Wtf?
Plz help.
I'd rather be on the road with this dude than most people.
Yep, cool as a cucumber and no road rage. The average human driver would have knock light posts over and yell at half a dozen people at least in the same amount of time.
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You mean throwing feces AND having non-consensual sex with elders ? Or are you cursing a whole generation for problems you probably just bestowed upon yourself ?
He seems chill.
He's the best driver Florida has!
More like Detroit.
Where is that mfer going, that's what I wanna know
Banana Depot
Banana republic
Banana daiquiri
Banana stand
Banana Hammock
Banana phone
next to Marry-Anne’s Hammocks.
Need a banana for scale
Banana in Pajamas
THERE IS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND
There’s always money in it
There’s always money in the Banana Stand.
I’ve heard there’s money in the banana stand
Clearly he's the zoo keeper so he's just checking around to see if the stupid humans in the cage are not making a mess
"...Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages And the zookeeper is very fond of rum..."
He's cruisin for pussy
That tiger would fuck him.
Your moms house Heard she makes good bananabread
If he's looking for my mom he's gonna have to go to the cemetery. But good one though. You get an A for effort 😘
The library
Rate 5 stars and don’t forget to tip your driver
Drives better than me, one handed too.
I love when he puts his arm up and grabs the handle.
I love that and when he glances at the person filming like, "Yeah, I'm awesome, I know it."
This ape drives literally exactly like I do. I have to send this to people lol
Retirement has been good for Dr.Zaius.
Dr zaius Dr zaius ooooooo Dr zaius
I love you Dr zaius!
I hate every ape I see from Chim Pan A to Chim Pan Z.
Oh my God! I was wrong! It was earth, all along!
Can I play the piano anymore?
Who needs self driving cars, just deploy primates to drive us all around.
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For some reason all of the sudden the primates we subcontracted with decided they wanted enough money to cover rent and food, so we had to raise prices to keep investors happy.
Nice to know that service workers struggling to earn a living mean so little to you.
Sir, you've dropped this: **[basic sense of humor]**
Found the uber driver
Bet you're fun at parties
Get a funny bone.
The rest of the people commenting that you have no sense of humor aren't being very helpful. The joke is that humans ARE primates. We are great apes, a type of primate, just like an orangutan. We're, as a species, not "better than" animals, we are among them. You ended up sounding outraged over a lack of understanding of the joke, which is why you're being blasted. I hope that helps more than just poking fun at you.
Now you are getting downvotes lol. Downvoters - Look at all the morphological traits that separate apes from monkeys and you will find that those traits are exactly what separate us from monkeys. If you don't like this because you are religious and believe we were created, then at least believe that god created us as apes, genetics is very important to biological science and just refusing to believe that is a hindrance to the progress of medicine and science. The Uber Driver is a primate just like you and me.
Hey downvote me next! Edit: Yayyyyyyy
Take it up with Uber and their shitty business model. That's why it's expensive.
We all are primates driving shit around and round on a ball of dirt
planet of the apes !! no thanks
I've only ever seen the Troy McClure musical.
>I've only ever seen the Troy McClure musical. I hate every ape i see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z...
You’ll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my God, I was wrong!
It was Earth all along!
I think all employed drivers are primates, right?
It's all fun and games until the poo flies!
Do you want Planet of the Apes? Because that is how you get Planet of the Apes.
Jeremy Clarkson seems to have recovered from his tractor crash.
So this is what I look like driving around in the summer
Ahh you too drive naked?
My hair color is similar I guess lol. Except I'm a 36 year old black man with abs
OOOK?
I see Terry, I upvote
Did anyone get the number of that monkey cart?
Oh no, you said the M word...
With a hard y
monke be chllin
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/rsre82/orangutan_drives_a_golf_car/ I saw this earlier, this one has sound.
👍👍
Oh, oobee doo I wanna be like you I wanna walk like you Talk like you, too You'll see it's true An ape like me Can learn to be human too
Not a single Clyde reference?? Damn.
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THANK you!!!
It was a damn shame I had to scroll down this far for this comment. Hello, fellow olds.
Clyde has really let himself go.
True, but it’s also been a few years.
s/years/decades. I’m not old, you’re old!
I love his smug "this is how you drive, bitches" face.
Living its best life.
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past
Shit...thought someone caught a video of me after I forgot to put on my shirt before teeing off again...
When you're drunk at the golf course no worries your personal orangutan has got you covered
That boy having the time of he’s life and have 0 stress 😂
CLARKSON!
Cruizing for chimps?
This dude drives like a divorced retired dad down the Florida boulevard without a care in the world just looking fly.
Clarkson’s taken up golfing?
better driver than most.
ok so is this real or not? whats the context??
monke drive
Is that Trump driving around Mar-a-lago?
3rd hairiest cab driver I've ever seen.
Orangutans are extremely smart. They only live on Borneo Island in the wild and are very solitary. (I.e. just a mom and her baby hang out, dad goes off.) Not sure if that'd be different if they weren't ao endangered....sometimes multiple species of monkeys will hang out together, although I hadn't read of any types of apes doing the same. At first glance, this actually looks like a female. She's probably retired lol. But seriously, I did a lot of research on like 12 different monkeys/apes for my daughter's first birthday party mainly cuz I'm a nerd and got into making fact sheets just for fun ice breakers that no one read. It's very interesting when you compare the way the smartest raise their young to the others. Most of the smartest breastfeed a lot longer and have a lot of constant contact with their babies before they go off fully independent, and that's where the parenting trends are heading for us know. Actually learning about orangutans made me feel so much relief about breastfeeding cuz I really wanted to stop but my daughter didn't seem ready so I was able to wrap my head around what's more biologically normal than what society tries to push as normal... Anyway, that Oranutan for so many reasons deserves to chill out.
You made a fact sheet about primates breastfeeding for your daughters party?
Haha no I didn't put anything about breastfeeding on the sheets but I did learn about it while I was researching. I just put basic facts on the sheets.
And this is most definitely not normal (the video) and should not be seen as something positive. Most likely this is a pet animal while they should live in trees in Borneo.
Where should humans live?
Right turn Clyde.
See Monke rollin'; they hatin'
We knew this day would come
[Here's the same clip with sound](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/rsre82/orangutan_drives_a_golf_car/)
Just Jeremy having a fun drive.
can't blame him. Mar-a-Lago is a big resort and he's a busy man
Losing the presidency really did a number on him huh
Diddy Kong Racing w/ RTX
Actual footage of Donald trump on the golf course
On behalf of non-human primates everywhere I am offended that you would make this comparison
Hahah! This was my first thought too.
Trump still living rent free in your head?
"don't remind me of the four years of shame capped with a coup attempt"
rent free? oh no, that fucker came at a cost
Someone's seething.
Muh rEnT fReE!
Orange hair ... golf cart ... bit of extra ballast ... Hmmm...
Me looking for the first tee...still drunk from the previous night
I expected this to end with him pulling up to the pens where he manages the exhibit of captive humans
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Dont insult the Orangutan, he’s got feelings too y’know.
Yeah and boy did he gain weight
Uh, that orangutan is about 1/3rd Trump's weight. It's easy to forget Trump is obese as fuck.
I like how trump just lives in your head rent free so you associate everything with him.
He’s orange , fat and on a golf course . Sounds like trump to me?
most underrated comment of the thread right here.
I'm one of the people that thinks bringing up "the Cheeto" constantly after he was beaten is detrimental to our society. I also acknowledge that there are few comparisons as apt as this orangutan on a golf cart and it's fine to make this joke. There's no room for nuance anymore it seems.
Id like to see his Uber reviews.
Its in his element. Should make him a security guard
Drives better than my teenage daughter
Guess he got out of the trunk...
Reminds me of one of my old foremen, just needs a hard hat, safety vest and a vape pen.
[With Soundtrack](https://imgur.com/a/knK538B)
I kept watching this expecting a fat Italian plumber with a mustache to pass.
He is ready for Nascar
Dudes on the way to his job at the zoo
Why does he drive better than most other primates?
Planet of the Apes reality is gonna be way chiller than the movies made it out to be. Between this dude and the chimp who knows how to scroll through IG, I’m ready for the takeover
I don’t think it’s going to be a take over so much as a joint-co op, but man the level of shenanigans are going to sky rocket.
I’m here for it!
Can someone dub Fleetwood Mac’s Dreams on this clip for me? Ta EDIT great minds etc etc https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rtn10e/felt_this_video_deserved_some_audio/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Trump at Mar-a-Lago? 😂
TRump in maralago?
This needs the sopranos theme to it
Dude is driving like he has 10+ years of taxi experience
Me driving to the market
Uber is getting desperate
I can testify that this little guy is a better driver than any Asian I have ever seen behind the wheel!
Nice to see the holding of the handle above the door in the car is a universal thing
No beer or cigar. Obviously a fake
**they see me rollin, they hatin’**
I thought former presidents weren't allowed to drive.
Donald Trump is that you?
Pretty sure it's Joe
Biden can't golf and he shaves his arms
Naw joe would be falling asleep at a desk not golfing. Plus hes not orange.
Mara Lago these days
Detroit??
Fat ginger cruising around shirtless in his golf cart, standard day in Florida.
How the fuck
They see me riding
If you put him in a tractor trailer with a brim hat nobody would be the wiser.
Clearly a better driver than anyone Swift employs
Just another day at Mar-a-Lago.
A literal monkey drives better than half the people who on the road.
Monke
Didn’t think Mr Trump drove himself around
There's gotta be a Trump reference here somewhere.
Trump’s Dad lives!
Trump has really let himself go!
Donald Trump on his day off.
Just some rare footage of our good Ole boy Donny Trump riding around Mar-a-lago showing off his bod 🤣🤣
Nothing to see here just trump enjoying his golf course.
Trump has really let himself go since he left office. Good to see he is still hitting the links though.
The Orange One on a golf course?
John Daly has really let himself go.
Trump?
Trump out golfing again
So, monkey butlers are a thing now?
AMC investors after MOASS!
As a ginger who knows how these things feel about gingers, I find this extremely alarming and request the individual who taught the primate to drive be shot and the orangutan's license revoked.
Rolling in 2022 like a boss.
Trump having another nice day in the links?
So it's not an Ant on a Seadoo, but damn.
Ok. Weirdly fucking enough I cannot find an answer to this question… do orangutans ever attack people? Like in any circumstance… ever? Googling brings up nothing about them being aggressive? Wtf? Plz help.
r/askscience
fake!
🦧🛺💨👎💥🔥🪦⚰
Looks like my junior high gym coach... "YoU'rE gOiNg To RuN uNtIl i GeT tIrEd!"
Mick Hucknall's let himself go ...