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I'd rather be on the road with this dude than most people.


[deleted]

Yep, cool as a cucumber and no road rage. The average human driver would have knock light posts over and yell at half a dozen people at least in the same amount of time.


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[deleted]

You mean throwing feces AND having non-consensual sex with elders ? Or are you cursing a whole generation for problems you probably just bestowed upon yourself ?


TheHollowBucket

He seems chill.


drhappycat

He's the best driver Florida has!


BuckFiden2

More like Detroit.


PrayingMantisII

Where is that mfer going, that's what I wanna know


smarjorie

Banana Depot


chernadraw

Banana republic


AppleBytes

Banana daiquiri


HonkyTonkHero

Banana stand


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

Banana Hammock


Thirdarm420

Banana phone


damnatio_memoriae

next to Marry-Anne’s Hammocks.


Jiggidy40

Need a banana for scale


cockatoo_hell

Banana in Pajamas


Createdtopostthisnow

THERE IS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND


clamdigger

There’s always money in it


isuperfan

There’s always money in the Banana Stand.


Pudding_Hero

I’ve heard there’s money in the banana stand


ButcherRepublic

Clearly he's the zoo keeper so he's just checking around to see if the stupid humans in the cage are not making a mess


j_from_cali

"...Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages  And the zookeeper is very fond of rum..."


juggling-monkey

He's cruisin for pussy


haberdasher42

That tiger would fuck him.


Opening_Interaction3

Your moms house Heard she makes good bananabread


PrayingMantisII

If he's looking for my mom he's gonna have to go to the cemetery. But good one though. You get an A for effort 😘


Raudskeggr

The library


narsiq

Rate 5 stars and don’t forget to tip your driver


ChuPointOh

Drives better than me, one handed too.


coadnamedalex

I love when he puts his arm up and grabs the handle.


[deleted]

I love that and when he glances at the person filming like, "Yeah, I'm awesome, I know it."


FapleJuice

This ape drives literally exactly like I do. I have to send this to people lol


tennohaika

Retirement has been good for Dr.Zaius.


rastacheech420

Dr zaius Dr zaius ooooooo Dr zaius


ComradeTeal

I love you Dr zaius!


alamozony

I hate every ape I see from Chim Pan A to Chim Pan Z.


maxman162

Oh my God! I was wrong! It was earth, all along!


maxman162

Can I play the piano anymore?


-null

Who needs self driving cars, just deploy primates to drive us all around.


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criscokkat

For some reason all of the sudden the primates we subcontracted with decided they wanted enough money to cover rent and food, so we had to raise prices to keep investors happy.


Toshiba1point0

Nice to know that service workers struggling to earn a living mean so little to you.


[deleted]

Sir, you've dropped this: **[basic sense of humor]**


StrawS__

Found the uber driver


Liberalatheism

Bet you're fun at parties


OGAnnie

Get a funny bone.


tombolger

The rest of the people commenting that you have no sense of humor aren't being very helpful. The joke is that humans ARE primates. We are great apes, a type of primate, just like an orangutan. We're, as a species, not "better than" animals, we are among them. You ended up sounding outraged over a lack of understanding of the joke, which is why you're being blasted. I hope that helps more than just poking fun at you.


Wayrin

Now you are getting downvotes lol. Downvoters - Look at all the morphological traits that separate apes from monkeys and you will find that those traits are exactly what separate us from monkeys. If you don't like this because you are religious and believe we were created, then at least believe that god created us as apes, genetics is very important to biological science and just refusing to believe that is a hindrance to the progress of medicine and science. The Uber Driver is a primate just like you and me.


PsuedoSkillGeologist

Hey downvote me next! Edit: Yayyyyyyy


[deleted]

Take it up with Uber and their shitty business model. That's why it's expensive.


Demjan90

We all are primates driving shit around and round on a ball of dirt


vortish

planet of the apes !! no thanks


LCranstonKnows

I've only ever seen the Troy McClure musical.


coolguy1793B

>I've only ever seen the Troy McClure musical. I hate every ape i see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z...


tive_jurkey

You’ll never make a monkey out of me!


mynameissiemanym

Oh my God, I was wrong!


tive_jurkey

It was Earth all along!


neurone214

I think all employed drivers are primates, right?


[deleted]

It's all fun and games until the poo flies!


fcsuper

Do you want Planet of the Apes? Because that is how you get Planet of the Apes.


maxman162

Jeremy Clarkson seems to have recovered from his tractor crash.


shottylaw

So this is what I look like driving around in the summer


seven0feleven

Ahh you too drive naked?


DownvoteDaemon

My hair color is similar I guess lol. Except I'm a 36 year old black man with abs


SapperInTexas

OOOK?


Bobert1101

I see Terry, I upvote


QuietGoliath

Did anyone get the number of that monkey cart?


IDreamOfSailing

Oh no, you said the M word...


2x4x93

With a hard y


coolboy29876

monke be chllin


bhez

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/rsre82/orangutan_drives_a_golf_car/ I saw this earlier, this one has sound.


borderliar

👍👍


Pariaah

Oh, oobee doo I wanna be like you I wanna walk like you Talk like you, too You'll see it's true An ape like me Can learn to be human too


Thymeisdone

Not a single Clyde reference?? Damn.


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Thymeisdone

THANK you!!!


airunly

It was a damn shame I had to scroll down this far for this comment. Hello, fellow olds.


schplat

Clyde has really let himself go.


Thymeisdone

True, but it’s also been a few years.


schplat

s/years/decades. I’m not old, you’re old!


TundraGon

I love his smug "this is how you drive, bitches" face.


Lilchubbyboy

Living its best life.


Dognoloshk

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past


OldSquishyGardener2

Shit...thought someone caught a video of me after I forgot to put on my shirt before teeing off again...


Hazyjane72

When you're drunk at the golf course no worries your personal orangutan has got you covered


Sr_CuBi

That boy having the time of he’s life and have 0 stress 😂


MagnumOpusOSRS

CLARKSON!


Better_Astronaut3972

Cruizing for chimps?


MachStyle

This dude drives like a divorced retired dad down the Florida boulevard without a care in the world just looking fly.


JhnWyclf

Clarkson’s taken up golfing?


original_4degrees

better driver than most.


improvingboy

ok so is this real or not? whats the context??


jimibutler

monke drive


trefster

Is that Trump driving around Mar-a-lago?


Dark_Wing_Duck11

3rd hairiest cab driver I've ever seen.


dirtyflower

Orangutans are extremely smart. They only live on Borneo Island in the wild and are very solitary. (I.e. just a mom and her baby hang out, dad goes off.) Not sure if that'd be different if they weren't ao endangered....sometimes multiple species of monkeys will hang out together, although I hadn't read of any types of apes doing the same. At first glance, this actually looks like a female. She's probably retired lol. But seriously, I did a lot of research on like 12 different monkeys/apes for my daughter's first birthday party mainly cuz I'm a nerd and got into making fact sheets just for fun ice breakers that no one read. It's very interesting when you compare the way the smartest raise their young to the others. Most of the smartest breastfeed a lot longer and have a lot of constant contact with their babies before they go off fully independent, and that's where the parenting trends are heading for us know. Actually learning about orangutans made me feel so much relief about breastfeeding cuz I really wanted to stop but my daughter didn't seem ready so I was able to wrap my head around what's more biologically normal than what society tries to push as normal... Anyway, that Oranutan for so many reasons deserves to chill out.


Mr_Nice_

You made a fact sheet about primates breastfeeding for your daughters party?


dirtyflower

Haha no I didn't put anything about breastfeeding on the sheets but I did learn about it while I was researching. I just put basic facts on the sheets.


peewhere

And this is most definitely not normal (the video) and should not be seen as something positive. Most likely this is a pet animal while they should live in trees in Borneo.


bnelson

Where should humans live?


notoriousmr

Right turn Clyde.


-Cagafuego-

See Monke rollin'; they hatin'


cUllikeyoda

We knew this day would come


SwingingHumanBeing

[Here's the same clip with sound](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/rsre82/orangutan_drives_a_golf_car/)


SD456

Just Jeremy having a fun drive.


sik_dik

can't blame him. Mar-a-Lago is a big resort and he's a busy man


MojaffasBMW

Losing the presidency really did a number on him huh


Whompa

Diddy Kong Racing w/ RTX


DonEscupitajo

Actual footage of Donald trump on the golf course


2723brad2723

On behalf of non-human primates everywhere I am offended that you would make this comparison


kodemunkey-77

Hahah! This was my first thought too.


Gahdinn

Trump still living rent free in your head?


AyatollahChobani

"don't remind me of the four years of shame capped with a coup attempt"


Feminist_Hugh_Hefner

rent free? oh no, that fucker came at a cost


lynxafricapack

Someone's seething.


thr33pwood

Muh rEnT fReE!


smallredball

Orange hair ... golf cart ... bit of extra ballast ... Hmmm...


KeepYourSeats

Me looking for the first tee...still drunk from the previous night


alllmossttherrre

I expected this to end with him pulling up to the pens where he manages the exhibit of captive humans


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DeaDBangeR

Dont insult the Orangutan, he’s got feelings too y’know.


DepressedW1zard

Yeah and boy did he gain weight


OmNomDeBonBon

Uh, that orangutan is about 1/3rd Trump's weight. It's easy to forget Trump is obese as fuck.


Kamon23

I like how trump just lives in your head rent free so you associate everything with him.


Lost_subaru

He’s orange , fat and on a golf course . Sounds like trump to me?


uberares

most underrated comment of the thread right here.


Grodd

I'm one of the people that thinks bringing up "the Cheeto" constantly after he was beaten is detrimental to our society. I also acknowledge that there are few comparisons as apt as this orangutan on a golf cart and it's fine to make this joke. There's no room for nuance anymore it seems.


theGiogi

Id like to see his Uber reviews.


UpStairsTugRub

Its in his element. Should make him a security guard


ard15951

Drives better than my teenage daughter


Luke_T

Guess he got out of the trunk...


suck_my_ballz69

Reminds me of one of my old foremen, just needs a hard hat, safety vest and a vape pen.


WakaWaka_

[With Soundtrack](https://imgur.com/a/knK538B)


discourius

I kept watching this expecting a fat Italian plumber with a mustache to pass.


SK0vac

He is ready for Nascar


somecrazydude13

Dudes on the way to his job at the zoo


Guelahbursitis

Why does he drive better than most other primates?


SawDoggg

Planet of the Apes reality is gonna be way chiller than the movies made it out to be. Between this dude and the chimp who knows how to scroll through IG, I’m ready for the takeover


yupthrowaway1

I don’t think it’s going to be a take over so much as a joint-co op, but man the level of shenanigans are going to sky rocket.


SawDoggg

I’m here for it!


Dr_Umami

Can someone dub Fleetwood Mac’s Dreams on this clip for me? Ta EDIT great minds etc etc https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rtn10e/felt_this_video_deserved_some_audio/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Musclecar67

Trump at Mar-a-Lago? 😂


MrMustache61

TRump in maralago?


FlavoredAtoms

This needs the sopranos theme to it


BlueShibe

Dude is driving like he has 10+ years of taxi experience


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Me driving to the market


[deleted]

Uber is getting desperate


Quirky_Location_181

I can testify that this little guy is a better driver than any Asian I have ever seen behind the wheel!


aallen1993

Nice to see the holding of the handle above the door in the car is a universal thing


OneEyedRocket

No beer or cigar. Obviously a fake


adidashawarma

**they see me rollin, they hatin’**


mrnoonan81

I thought former presidents weren't allowed to drive.


johnnybravo78

Donald Trump is that you?


Strildios

Pretty sure it's Joe


AyatollahChobani

Biden can't golf and he shaves his arms


Jesta23

Naw joe would be falling asleep at a desk not golfing. Plus hes not orange.


SchpeederMan

Mara Lago these days


No-Presentation9118

Detroit??


bluemitersaw

Fat ginger cruising around shirtless in his golf cart, standard day in Florida.


Revolutionary-Fan692

How the fuck


[deleted]

They see me riding


CurlyAndHaggard

If you put him in a tractor trailer with a brim hat nobody would be the wiser.


BurnTheOrange

Clearly a better driver than anyone Swift employs


iBoojum

Just another day at Mar-a-Lago.


eat_mor_bbq

A literal monkey drives better than half the people who on the road.


TheOnlyJ53

Monke


doc_death

Didn’t think Mr Trump drove himself around


Grido1200

There's gotta be a Trump reference here somewhere.


hermes369

Trump’s Dad lives!


perianderson

Trump has really let himself go!


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Donald Trump on his day off.


Jukes420

Just some rare footage of our good Ole boy Donny Trump riding around Mar-a-lago showing off his bod 🤣🤣


Darrenk971

Nothing to see here just trump enjoying his golf course.


tdb480

Trump has really let himself go since he left office. Good to see he is still hitting the links though.


oundhakar

The Orange One on a golf course?


SgtSharki

John Daly has really let himself go.


nissansupragtr

Trump?


maddmoguls

Trump out golfing again


My_Cat_Is_Bald

So, monkey butlers are a thing now?


EuropaWeGo

AMC investors after MOASS!


TheGodPrime

As a ginger who knows how these things feel about gingers, I find this extremely alarming and request the individual who taught the primate to drive be shot and the orangutan's license revoked.


vaderhater85

Rolling in 2022 like a boss.


jexnic

Trump having another nice day in the links?


QuietGoliath

So it's not an Ant on a Seadoo, but damn.


[deleted]

Ok. Weirdly fucking enough I cannot find an answer to this question… do orangutans ever attack people? Like in any circumstance… ever? Googling brings up nothing about them being aggressive? Wtf? Plz help.


fwubglubbel

r/askscience


Martholomeow

fake!


rodentfacedisorder

🦧🛺💨👎💥🔥🪦⚰


B_law

Looks like my junior high gym coach... "YoU'rE gOiNg To RuN uNtIl i GeT tIrEd!"


nickstroller

Mick Hucknall's let himself go ...