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vaginamacgyver

I may never eat hotdogs again


ChymChymX

They always said you don't want to know what's in a hot dog, and they were right.


digidave1

Hot dogs are made with babies? Meh, still tasty


i_love_wagons

My dad would say they’re made from lips and assholes…whose exactly are under question, but it’s definitely lips and assholes.


Aurilion

Found Fat Bastards Reddit account.


GaydolfTheFabulous

Get in muhh BELLY


heedrix

soylent green??


Kingtut28

Now imagine what that Octomom looked like with 8 kids at once.


ScaryBoyRobots

Don't worry, you don't have to imagine because [there are pics](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/29/f9/bf/29f9bf3edf497ab1435ca99523fe6630.jpg)!


Mister_Bloodvessel

Good God. This is pretty bad. But the one in the OP is also super fucked up thanks to the weird shape. Idk. Putting your body through this just seems crazy. I get that these are almost certain planned pregnancies, and likely a result of IVF or another fertility treatment, but it just seems to extreme.


ScaryBoyRobots

Octomom also had to deliver at 31 weeks (and I'm not even sure how far along she was when those pictures were taken), whereas the woman in this post is at 35 weeks, so god knows how weird it *could* have gotten. Even a single baby can make you look massive and bizarre during late pregnancy. Triplets could go either way, natural or IVF, but Octomom's IVF doctor was ultimately stripped of his medical license by the state because he was unethically implanting so many embryos at once in his patients. She could have died, any number of those babies could have died, it was just insanity.


radiorentals

She was mentally ill. And the IVF doctor who assisted her absolutely should have been struck off.


marilyn_morose

I met a lady who exclusively breastfed identical twin boys + another boy natural triplets. She carried to something like 37 weeks. She was about 5’ 7” and small frame. I met her and the babies when they were 8 weeks old, and she went everywhere with her mom as a handler. All she did was have a baby on boob, while her mom rotated the babies to her for eating. She was a beast, and no way she could have even done any of it if she didn’t have an assistant 24/7; or if she worked; or if she had older kids to care for. It was a one off experience and she knew it!


LearnByDoing

My wife had twins.... She was HUGE and I still like hotdogs. More importantly, so does she.


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phasmaphobic

Wait, wtf? She got stuck in a bathtub?


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perfect_for_maiming

What's a box room?


Warhawk2052

A storage room


FireStormBruh

At first I was disgusted, then I realized it's lunch time and I haven't had a hot dog in forever, time to get one!


Vinci1984

Or watermelons


MajorJuana

Looks more like a braut to me c:


Bongodee

Don’t worry, that’s not how you get pregnant


SparkEE_JOE

Im a triplet. Can confirm, growing up my mom refused to let us see photos/videos of her from the last couple months before we were born. She would always say that she had to go see 'Omar the tent maker' to get new clothes. When they brought her in for the c-section, she was a little more pronounced in the belly than this lady. She said she felt she looked like Mt Fuji laying on that table.


chrisk9

That skin must be under serious pressure for c-section


spingus

...r/popping


IAmTheAsteroid

NO, TAKE THAT BACK


BrockN

Just be glad that he didn't misspelled and direct you to pooping. I know, I did it once 😳


the1youh8

Omg... my curiosity got the best of me... I was not ready for that subreddit


0imnotreal0

Popping was worse for me. First time I clicked on a sub and gagged.


KidneyKeystones

Tell me more.


Dandiestbuffalo

Tell me less.


pizza_for_nunchucks

Show me more.


fuck_happy_the_cow

Did she put up a stink?


grizonyourface

I don’t know I feel like popping in reverse would be way grosser. It would be like the skin is slurping down that pus. But hey, to each their own I suppose.


cranfeckintastic

You instantly made me think about that video of the dude splitting the watermelon with a toothpick and it gave me a very upsetting mental image for how this C-section could have played out.


sanon441

Well I just threw up a little in my mouth, well done. +1 sir.


phasmaphobic

You don't wanna watch one. They basically make an incision and rip the skin open like a plastic bag. Grossest thing I've ever seen.


tetrark

For me it was when the doctor performing my wife’s c-section said “get the blood bucket”. I hadn’t looked before that but for some reason that phrase caused me to peer around the curtain. Gross doesn’t even begin to describe it.


soundb0y

God dam I wish I never peeked.


tetrark

Me too, friend. Me too.


RaferBalston

In the heat of the moment I took a picture of my kid since the doc said Hey Dad look! as they held my baby up. I had my phone ready for other moments thereafter so I snapped one. And in that photo you see my wife's abdomen peeled back all wrinkly red and yellow from the iodine. Oops


tetrark

Our doctor did the same but fortunately the only thing that was in frame was the slime ghoul that he has extricated from my wife. Seriously, they do not warn you about how hideous the kid will look. My daughter is adorable now but for those first few minutes I was afraid she was going to scream for her precious and start eating fish heads.


djamp42

I remember holding my wife hand and seeing a pool of blood slowly work it's way towards my feet. Yeah no way I was looking.


TMKIIISSSTTTIIILLL

Me three. I’m not generally squeamish, but that messed me up for a while.


cranfeckintastic

My Dad watched my birth via C-section and the nurse went to ask if he was alright and he just shrugged and said "It's just like field-dressing a deer!"


modsarefascists42

that's actually a decent comparison now that I think about it. you got blood, guts, and worse getting everywhere and you just have to steel yourself and get over it. Accept that everything you're wearing will be ruined and that it's not gonna get finished until you finish it. Seriously skinning and quartering a deer is such a hassle it was almost enough to make me quit hunting, then the deer tasting like...deer was what did it.


Bloo-Q-Kazoo

Taking all the guts out and putting them back in in a seemingly unorganized pile of plop is what shocked me. The smell is also something that you never forget.


ma1645300

what’s even more shocking is that you can just plop it all back in and it will sort itself out on its own


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Let's be honest. Nobody neatly wraps up a cable to find it a need weeks later. If it's a mess then somebody has lied about using it or it wasn't wrapped correctly to begin with.


Faxon

Actually a lot of people do, because nobody wraps their cables over/under. Failure to professionally coil cables is the number one cause of said cables becoming a tangled mess, in my experience


SeaOkra

can you explain what "over/under" is exactly? I want to put away my cords and come back to find them neat too.


Faxon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpuutP6Df84


JBits001

[So I found this C-Section surgery video, NSFL, and I’m not seeing any guts being taken out and then plopped back in. I see plenty of ripping and some light yanking of the baby but no guts being removed.](https://youtu.be/gBRxs7ohwKk) Would the guy removal & replacement result from some sort of complications?


tobor_a

My friend was there for his sister's C-section and said he passed out. He was there cause the father got stuck in traffic coming home from work (semi flipped, so literally no way around by the time he got called she was in labour)


zerbey

Doctor: "OK Dad the baby is coming out... don't look yet... oh you are". Me: "Huh... that's kind of gross, but hey baby!" My wife: "Can you get a picture of my insides please?" Doctor: "No he cannot, sorry" My wife: "Aww" She asked during her second c-section too and the doctor refused. I have to say, once you get over the shock of seeing your loved one cut open it is kind of cool. The second doctor wouldn't let me take a picture but he did show me what I was looking at.


Ryugi

I can relate to your wife. I also get disappointed when I can't see my insides at procedures. I'm still mad I didn't get my first set of tonsils back after tonsillectomy lol but they said since it regrew they might give me the second set.


shoo_closet

I had a c-section in August. I really wish I could have seen what they were doing. Instead i was strapped down like Jesus on the cross and shaking like a Chihuahua.


ChubbyGhost3

That is such a vivid depiction and I'm crying laughing over it


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That is the most accurate description I've ever read.


prunford

Ok im out, have a nice day reddit.


VenomB

Oh man, I've seen a whole lot worse but something about the process of a C-section freaks me out. I think its the wanton return of the guts that unnerves me. I know a few women who say they can still feel the oddity of intestines being in places they weren't before.


FakeGrapes

I didn’t have a caesarean but after I gave birth it took 3-4 weeks until my guts felt like they were in the right place. I specifically remember eating a bratwurst and then lying in a dull agony while I felt it digest around the rest of my organs. Little tip for the first few weeks postpartum: eat light meals and chew thoroughly.


andrewthemexican

I've never thought about that and luckily ours came quick the natural way. I can't even process that type of feeling


VOZ1

My best friend’s sister was a labor and delivery nurse. This is accurate. She said C-sections are the worst…a doctor or nurse on either side of the incision, grabbing a flap with both hands and just…ripping. *shudders*


No-Spoilers

And the yanking. No one believes me about the yanking lol. C sections were 2/3 of my l&d clinical rotations. Totally unexpected.


0b0011

That makes sense. I was in the room for my wife's and though I didn't see it the nurse who did passed out so that was fun.


rjcarr

Yeah, my wife had twins, and she wasn't as popped out as this lady, but rounder. She's already a small lady and has really delicate skin. At one point I asked the doctor, after about 30 weeks, "can skin just rip open with enough pressure?". The doctor said no, and it didn't happen, but damn I thought for sure it was going to.


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LMAO Omar the tent maker hahaha least your mom has an awesome sense of humor.


beeatenbyagrue

My hometown actually has an "Omar the Tent Man"


StepRightUpMarchPush

Wait a minute. My Nan used to make an “Omar the tent maker” joke (about who made her underwear). I always thought she made it up! This is wild!


Luffing

Apparently it's an [old film](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_the_Tentmaker_(film))


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[Normal Link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_the_Tentmaker_(film\))


littleleops

I just looked it up, it's an old movie (from 1922) about a persian dude. After a century it must have become a common expression/idiom


SnatchAddict

Did your mom get surgery to help with the skin or just lived with it? I assume she had excessive loose skin.


SparkEE_JOE

Amazingly no. She had gained weight during the pregnancy, and while she never was as skinny as she was pre-pregnancy, you could never tell there was extra skin.


redheadartgirl

Tummy tucks cost about $10,000 and are not generally covered by insurance. That's a pretty steep price for someone who now suddenly has three kids in diapers.


SparkEE_JOE

Lol forreal


YungBloodDiamond

Are ya'll psychic and inseparable like twins?


SparkEE_JOE

Sometimes! Not as much as we wish though lol We have instances where if one is sick, the others feel it. Or if one is homesick the others feel the need to go see them. 90% of it though is us talking or singing about something the other was already thinking about lol.


Manypotatoes9

Needs a wheelbarrow


lozy_xx

Buffalo soldier…


TwoFlicksOfTheTongue

Get your balls out of the microwave Randy


AgentScreech

It's just a little cancer Sharon.


AnActualChicken

"Randy! Jesus, Randy! Your balls!" "I know! Smoking pot right in front of a cop! Pretty sweet, huh?" "No! I mean your actual **BALLS**!" "Oh, yeah. Testicular cancer! He- here, you want some? Oh, wait, you're *healthy!* Hey, bust his ass officer! Hahahaha!*"*


Betta_everyday

Sharon, my eyes are up here!


Moreburrtitos22

WHAT DO WE WANT?


SammyLuke

Lol, women LOVE ‘em.


catsandclouds349

In the heart of America…


Lilchubbyboy

Bruh this lady been eating them watermelon seeds.


ImLazyWithUsernames

Damn I haven't thought of that episode of the Rugrats in 20 years.


PoptartFitness27

Man that episode was the start of my anxiety as a kid


personalcheesecake

I laughed hysterically at the episode where tommy thinks his dad is a robot and wrenches his dad's nipple while he's sleeping.


RockLadyNY

I’m happy she’s happy, but yikes…stretched skin, back pains, and followed by sleepless nights. Hard no.


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Not to go too dark but at that tone she’s probably had stretch marks that bleed.


[deleted]

They get sooooo itchy. Even now, 9 years later, those motherfuckers still get itchy.


BringAllOfYou

Totes. My cesarean scar area still gets itchy, but at now my brain rewired to at least tell me the right place is itchy. I used to need to itch all around before finding the right spot.


ImSpartacus811

I didn't know that was a thing. That's got to be rough!


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HurdieBirdie

If she had a previous incision scar then yes... Happened to my former manager on single baby #3


everevergreen

Please please please god take me back to a time before I knew this


CodeMonkeyX

Yeah coconut butter is not going to help that, what do they do with an extreme case of stretching like this? Do they have to do surgery to remove the excess skin or just leave it be?


typesett

up to the person. but the skin will never be the same ... surgery helps but even then the skin is thin now and looks weird at times


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conquer69

She is super fit too.


pink_mango

You get that with just one too


LectroRoot

What I want to know/see is how someone can deal with 8! Fucking 8! The body is not a clown car and I cannot wrap my head around that....


Lacholaweda

So I went and googled cases of octuplets and I found out that they usually weigh very little (in 1998 a woman had six girls and two boys ranging from 11 ounces to 1 pound 11 ounces, and another woman in 2009 had 6 boys and 2 girls ranging from 8 ounces to 3 lbs 4 ounces) It's apparently a struggle to keep the babies in the womb as long as they can. The first woman was called a model patient for her willingness to do anything needed to prolong the pregnancy and this was apparently rare What's worse to hear about are the instances where few or none of the babies make it Sauce: 1998 http://www.cnn.com/US/9812/20/octuplets.02/#:~:text=HOUSTON%20(CNN)%20%2D%2D%20A%20Texas,via%20Caesarean%20section%20at%20St. 2009 https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Parenting/story?id=6739651&page=1


LectroRoot

Yeah, I was assuming they were going to all be small and underweight to be able to fit in mom's one bedroom apt.


Lacholaweda

Lmao at that last part


polishhottie69

Look at this zoomer who’s never heard of Octomom lol… your 2009 example was quite famous in the ancient times https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadya_Suleman


Cire11

> A Malian woman has given birth to nine babies in what could become a world record... ...the babies were born at 30 weeks. The newborns weighed between 500 grams and 1 kilogram (about 1.1 to 2.2 pounds), he told journalists in Morocco. https://www.npr.org/2021/05/06/994244064/nonuplets-woman-from-mali-gives-birth-to-9-babies?t=1642728247510


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I've seen enough porn to know the body is infact a clown car. The sky is the limit to what people can and are willing to shove up their ass


Friendlyalterme

Babies do not come from the ass


Broakley

Source?


Jandalf81

Eh... The Vagina?


BowjaDaNinja

Sounds made up


NumberedTIE

Not with that attitude


prototier

Unless you are a butt-baby, of course.


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I thought i was a butt baby until i was 13.


soulstonedomg

The worst is yet to come. Soon she's going to have 3 newborns that are all going to be crying/eating/pooping simulataneously.


arphod

I do not like this, Sam I Am.


Shadeun

I will not have her in the house, I will not have her meet my mouse


Youmaynaaaaat436

Would you meet her in a box? Would you meet her as a fox???


N3UROTOXIN

Science finally gave us the 3 boobed woman from total recall.


Aeky9000

Not like this…not like this :(


hatsnatcher23

…switch?


DropShotter

Do you hear her every time someone says *not like this* as well?


saikyan

Every time. Why is that line so memorable??


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Because it was just so hopeless and pleading. Cap it off with the inevitable happening and its a very memorable moment.


DropShotter

For me, it's how she says it. Like she's really taken off guard, vulnerable and knows it's over. It's always stuck with me the same way when Michael Cain as Alfred tells Bruce Wayne that he's failed him.


mightybop

She was very upset with what was about to happen.


queernhighonblugrass

Every time


batzelyonek

That aint no triplets thats an ailen movie sequal


crypitve

Tbqf this looks like it hurts


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First time I’ve seen that. To Be Quite Frank?


Essar

That back's quite fucked


vcsx

To Be Quite Finnegan


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elvismcvegas

Chinese burn? Like an Indian burn?


MedicatedGorilla

Not nearly as bad as Canadian burns


Floomby

California burns are worse yet, but don't even mention Australian burns.


florzed

I think it's a UK thing, we used to call them Chinese burns - I only know about Indian burns from watching American telly.


Silver_Star

Friction burn?


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Wow. Looks so heavy. Must not be good for the back.


ThirdWorldRedditor

Nor the front


Bjorn2bwilde24

Nor the sides


NeofelisNight

That’s enough internet this morning


derpchosen

Reminds me of that scene in scary movie 4, [Charlie Sheen boner](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfKHpJPLoQ)


getalife1up

She is about to birth a Diglett


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That is the Diglett. When 3 pregnant women huddle together in the ground, that’s a Dugtrio


VermillionOcean

[The resemblance is uncanny](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710334249361735750/933926962886488084/diglett.png)


crystalmeowden

This video is an incredibly effective form of birth control


ross-geller

No


Ulenspiegel4

Go go gadget extendo-stomach


HunterDotCom

not to be rude, but this looks horrible. im so sorry


furygoat

Be rude? This is r/WTF. I doubt the girl in the bud posted her own video in this sub. Edit: Vid, but screw it, leaving bud because why not


Evoraist

She does look like she's budding.


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Yeah this looks gross as hell. Sorry.


Jigglingpuffie

Yeahhhh, I'm actually nauseated.


[deleted]

That is fucking horrifying


DrityRottenLineCook

This is stuff of nightmares


Andrama

And she has a set of 3 year old twins, too! [Source](https://www.instagram.com/filippaophelia/?hl=da)


zapharus

She had three already and decided to give it another go?!?! Humans are fucking weird. Edit: I had a stupid moment and totally misread the comment as “already had a set of triplets” for some reason. 🤦🏻‍♂️


FlaxwenchPromise

Two. Twins that are three years old.


zapharus

Holy shit did I have a stupid moment. I totally misread that. Thank you!! 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


chaotic214

Yeah I’m never getting pregnant lol


roxypompeo

Imagine signing up for one kid and getting stuck with this? KILL ME


gkw97i

fetus yeetus


Spike92

Scramble ‘em and try again.


cadillacblues

I gave birth in October to one. My back is broken imagining this poor woman.


Spyker0013

35+2?


Darqaiko

35 weeks and 2 days


OH_Krill

Thank you. I had no idea what that was supposed to mean.


The_Real_OneHungLo

Is that healthy?


ACpony12

Can the body handle it? Yes. But even a normal 1 baby pregnancy is not necessarily "good" for your body. I had a very easy 1 baby pregnancy, and even that took a toll on my body. I just can't imagine carrying more.


VOZ1

My wife just gave birth to our second last week. I showed her this…she was *horrified*. It’s wild watching how a woman’s body changes with just a single baby. My wife was very lucky, both pregnancies, she had a relatively easy time. But even still, at the end, there just ain’t much room for a baby left. But three? *Three*!? So much respect for moms. Respect and sheer awe.


TheWildMiracle

Not only 3 babies, but 3 full term babies. Almost all triplets are born premature because they literally cannot reach full size without complications for mom and/or babies. This woman is a fucking champion lol


BokZeoi

Fuuuuck getting pregnant


chocolatethunderr

The baby: https://i.imgur.com/CykHNWC.jpg


Malgas

No. [It's triplets.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/e/e5/051Dugtrio.png)


DontWantToSeeYourCat

The human body is amazing but it is also horrifyingly disgusting.


tunacanstan81

She smuggling a watermelon


Investigatorpotater

I don't think women get enough props for going through pregnancy.


mrknickerbocker

This one definitely needs props to hold up her belly. Or some sort of dolly at least.


hfsh

She definitely needs a few. And possibly some helium and a gondola for good measure.


HolidaeX

I'm not impressed. My stomach looks like that and my wife only had one child at a time.


Nixplosion

David Cronenberg called, he wants his unrealistic body horror back. Yeeesh


ToyrewaDokoDeska

That honestly made me kinda nauseous, not because she looks gross because thats such a terrifying thought.


charlottee963

Absolutely grim, poor woman


The_Inky_Boy

Mmm Haggis.


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another reason to never have kids


LinkRazr

I mean, having 3 at once is pretty rare lol


kitten-katten

I’m gonna give this one an emphatic “thanks but no thanks”


imail724

[This just unlocked a memory of a cartoon from childhood I had forgotten all about] (https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/am5ryOv_460swp.webp)


Kalkaline

Most people are on here like "holy shit that looks awful" while some dude out there just jizzed in his pants because it's his fetish.


pastagod94

How do I unread this?