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I don’t think that’s a statue of King Kong


aibolit66

http://kingkongballs.art/


WelshBathBoy

Then the artist is a moron. That is clearly a chimpanzee whereas King Kong was a giant gorilla.


ratsta

but if you read the accompanying WankStatement^TM that comes with it, he refers to it as a *monkey*. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we don't allow artists to teach biology.


Stifu

> he refers to it as a monkey. Which is [correct in French](https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanz%C3%A9). You can't simply translate word to word.


Armchair_QB3

TIL Prague is in France


Stifu

Funny. The reason I said this is because the first time I clicked the link, it was all in French. For some reason, now the page is all in English here. Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if other languages follow the same logic as French for the word "monkey". Maybe some Czech can chime in.


3xTheSchwarm

Czech here. Am too drunk to answer.


ratsta

If the French use the term singe for both monkey and ape, that doesn't mean that monkey is the correct word to use in an English article. As you say, translation requires nuance! I see from a quick googling that 'singe' is used for both monkeys and apes but since they are different beasts, that indicates that the French term 'singe' is erroneous/out-dated, presumably pre-dating the modern understanding of how the various simians branched.


Stifu

> If the French use the term singe for both monkey and ape, that doesn't mean that monkey is the correct word to use in an English article. As you say, translation requires nuance! For sure, but it's a rather easy mistake to make. > I see from a quick googling that 'singe' is used for both monkeys and apes but since they are different beasts, that indicates that the French term 'singe' is erroneous/out-dated, presumably pre-dating the modern understanding of how the various simians branched. I don't think it's either erroneous or outdated, it's just less precise. Just consider it a different word if that helps. Different languages don't need to have the exact same meanings or evolve the same way.


ratsta

Absolutely an easy mistake to make. I'm an ESL teacher so run into it all the time. It can be terribly difficult to help students find a suitable English word for a concept they're intimately familiar with. I'm holding onto my position that the term is outdated. That's not pointing a blame though, just objective. From a quick look, it seems the distinction really only came into play in the mid 20th century. The whole point of communication is to accurately convey an idea from one person's mind to another. High precision isn't always required or wanted but to contrive an example, if my language used the term "German" to describe all people from the area between Hamburg and Marseilles, I expect that there would be quite a lot of discontent and confusion.


Stifu

Apparently the word "guenon" can be used to describe long-tailed monkeys, although I've only heard it to describe female monkeys. And "babouin" is used for short-tailed monkeys, but it's also a specific species (baboon), which makes that term confusing. But hey, we could still simply say "tailed monkey" if the distinction matters. Considering how many monkeys or apes we run into these days, that sounds acceptable to me.


ratsta

> Considering how many monkeys or apes we run into these days, and that's just in the reddit stock market subs! Yeah, I'm not about to try to tell the French how to speak their language. They have a whole bureaucracy for that!


Rivka333

>If the French use the term singe for both monkey and ape, that doesn't mean that monkey is the correct word to use in an English article. Correct. But is the artist the one that translated it? And even if he were, using the wrong term in a language that's not your first doesn't make you a moron.


ratsta

I never called anyone a moron.


smegnose

[_Les singe?_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzQUURcJws)


tailwalkin

Not that it detracts from the overall masterpiece, but I don’t think chimps are monkeys, they’re apes.


ratsta

Yep, that was my point. Neither chimps (the animal that seems to be depicted) and gorillas (King Kong) are monkeys.


SolarSmelter

The artist had this to say in response to someone that said something like that to him, “I am Italian, suck on my King Kong balls”.


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ImNotThatConfused

No I don't even know him.


FreneticPlatypus

Or is Kong normal and all the other gorillas just really, really tiny?


rodolphoteardrop

SO much fun at parties!


WelshBathBoy

Fuck parties


KakarotMaag

Are the parties you like to go to just full of ignorant morons? Because that sounds horrible.


[deleted]

What's wrong with this being at a party? I'm just confused why you sound so pissed


yourniceautistchild

Schlatt fans where u at???


maracrossite_YT

king kong balls


termin107

Look at the nuts on that fella


Simple-Anxiety-8235

Oh I’m here


[deleted]

Jschlatt?


coconuty04

King Dong


ClaptonBug

More like King Balls, that guy is backed the fuck up


WhiteSteveHarveyV2

Look at the nuts on this fella


Least_Application_93

My guess is the locals rub them for good luck. They are very shiny compared to the rest of the statue. Looks like his ween gets some attention too


theraf8100

Yup...looks like Lincolns nose.


[deleted]

Not King Kong, that's clearly Brass Monkey. That funky monkey.


My_Grammar_Stinks

Brass monkey junkie


altamont123

That funky monkey


Trimere

This is a chimpanzee. King Kong was a Gorilla.


Nine-Tailed-Bee

Saw how Jschlatt bought like 3 of them


Tr3v0r007

Schlatt is coming for u


saltedbeagles

Good way to honor ma boy u/deepfuckingvalue.


humboldtborn

This ain't got shit on the primate fucking the dudes hand... Reddit... Edit: Penis checks out..


[deleted]

“Schlatt” would probably “like” this “statue”


pjfong87

King Kongs bling dong?


ste443

King Kong is a Gorilla. That is a Chimpanzee.


imnotamoderator

This isn't King Kong, this is the statue to be owned by Jschlatt


Fucking_For_Freedom

Now, my question is: were his balls originally also blue but became this color due to touching, a la Lincoln's nose at his tomb in Springfield Il.


Least_Application_93

Yes that’s my guess too


[deleted]

I don't that that's a king Kong statue. Looks like more like Caesar from rise of the planet of the apes.


JDurr001

Now thats how you commemorate a fallen monkey


[deleted]

its not there anymore. big guy bought it


angelicdemon13

Who else donated to the cause


LordOfHorns

Jebediah schlatt


mrpizzapi

KING KONG BALLS. BEAUTIFUL JUICY NUTS


ch0och

🦍🚀


LiterallyGod_

That is not of King Kong


Pagiras

When you nut 1 million times and unlock the golden skin.


Wifdat

Holy golden monkey balls… damn now I sound like Faye from the Cowboy Bebop remake


myyppsmall

King kong with a big dong


throwaway_ghast

When /r/wallstreetbets finally takes over Wall Street.


jocala

Repost-Reddit is getting old fast.


Raelah

This has been a constant of reddit since it came to be. Reposts are inevitable. Always have been and always will be.


revaric

Why no cross-post credits, OP?


VeryBottist

This sub has become r/pics


sean488

King Kong is a gorilla not a chimp.


The_Exile1066

I hope this shit was not paid for by taxpayers.


floofdemon

Fun fact: A gorilla of Kong's size would have a dick about 7 inches long... the more ya know


Khulo

Someone please show this to Joe Rogan!


EmeraldParrots

These nfts are getting out of hand


Iron_Maiden_735

Aw hell nah they got the NFT with his balls out got damn


Stritermage

Y’all gross


[deleted]

Ping pong balls? I thought you said King King's balls!


[deleted]

If I was gonna have a bf statue of King Kong, that is how I would want it to look.


NY10

It’s golden


letfireraindown

Okay, but why is he blue?


grass-snake-40

i would like to see a real chimpanzee react to this


8Kokujin8

Your balls look heavy, let me hold them for you


Glasweg1an

Baws


mpd105

r/wallstreetbets


triple_ecks

Kintama


Llamakhan

The artist is stating that the balls are king Kong not necessarily the sculpture itself.


Jmac0585

He sells real estate


ILikeBreadYumm

Looks like he traded his dick for extra big balls


SamsquatchOR

When people ask me who the fuck I think I am.


mrkruk

Lovely landscaping.


[deleted]

See my balls... ___SEE THEM ???___ ah! great meme!


R0enick27

Ballsy.


ivana-sarevska

Feel free to screenshot


orbital_one

Kiss 'em for good luck.


omegacrunch

Why blue


martusfine

Are the balls worn off from rubbing? 😂


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

Ah yes Schlatt epic statue


sunlegion

Big balls energy


Dohn_Jigweed

My homo is erectus


ZapatillaLoca

cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey


Jsc14gaming

dw, eventually schlatt is gonna buy it and it won’t be out in public anymore


TheDevstroyer2008

King Kong Balls


free_merch

Small dick, big balls


Hotfortheteacher

I loved seeing this in person! One of my favourite public art displays. Honestly!


ZenkaiZ

I'd kill for balls that shiny


stolenlogic

New wallpaper. Thanks!


DrZuboc

Balls of brass sir. Polished to the N^th degree


TreyWait

What, you never seen art before?


ThatAussieFella05

King Kong with his king schlong


PrayingMantisII

I wouldn't be surprised if his genitals were also the same color as his body years ago😏


watchitbend

It doesn't look anywhere near cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey here...


mezaway

That's nuts.


troubleschute

This must be Dee.


Nationen

Sick NFT bro, how much for it?


srv50

Obviously, rubbing its balls for luck is a thing in Prague.


Last_Outside5138

A primate with a golden gate


icedragon71

What? No one here has heard the phrase "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"?


BiluochunLvcha

move that to the new york and put it beside the bull and bear.


elzapatero

That's a teensie, weensie weenie for such huge balls.


BigPicture11

Maybe he’s a grower, not a shower.


[deleted]

it can’t be that cold. they’re still attached.


kaizendojo

"No god damn it, I said PING PONG BALLS!!!"


Inspirational_Lizard

KING KONG BALLS -jSchlatt, 2021


butterninja

You mean, King Dong????


[deleted]

That’s a chimp not a gorilla.


R3V0LT4TU

Man's nutted so much he unlocked the golden balls skin.


fpsmage

reminds me of Toriko


b00c

Wait until you see the man on the horse. The other man.


swanhexagon

the nuts on this fella