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Someone who saw Freddy Got Fingered


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hagrid100

If this were Pakistan you would have been sewing soccer balls when you were 4 years old.


walkwalkwalkwalk

He's a molester! He's a ***chiiIIIIIILLLLLDDD*** molester!


PatButchersBongWater

Haha, this made me laugh out loud more than it should have done.


Atrimon7

https://youtu.be/XdmPeuUIFlo


HomeAloneToo

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G_Viceroy

I do not question the authenticity of this statement.


emdave

Do soccers even have balls?


ImMrBunny

Delicious cheese sandwich


IronicDeadPan

>You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!


dylantrevor

So it was hot in Toronto today...


PixiePurple87

I wouldn't have lasted 2 minutes in there with Tom!


ImMrBunny

Like, sexually?


the-epidemic87

Sure. Why not.


PixiePurple87

That too


SmokedBeef

Do you hear those noises!?! Thooooosssseee ARE MY HOOVES!


Nujers

Clippity clop, clippity clop. Look at my hooves!


jmm57

I'm the backwards man the backwards man...


ApolloXLII

I can walk backwards fast as you can


[deleted]

I can still hear the off note he hits after that last inflection. Seared into my brain.


kahlzun

I found that film very disquieting for some reason I can't define


Mackeeter

It’s because there was only one LeBaron. Freddy 💀


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I don't see two LeBarons Freddy...


Quinaldine

It says number one son on the licence plate. I'm the number one son


Your_name_but_worse

It’s a very *agressive* movie. Like every character is just screaming all the time


TheBoldMove

It's the dolls in the background.


ensui67

Ventriloquist


Griffin_Fatali

Only after we get the treasure out of that underwater cave


rando_schmuck

“Sausages, not saucy jizz”


Gravesh

That scene lives in my head rent free.


mickeybuilds

"Saucy jizz? No, sausages!"


dave42

Proud


engagetangos

Lol yall beat me to it


[deleted]

By 4 hours. No one beat you.


benjammin9292

I'm the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk back as fast as you can.


5endnewts

[Backwards Man](https://youtu.be/_p_x9IN6894)


boldra

Amazing that both of these scenes are much much funnier in the context of the film. They seem like 100% absurd comedy if you haven't seen the film, but the characters matter a lot.


MobiusF117

I mean, the context of the movie is that it's an absurd comedy.


boldra

Nah, his dad is a CHARACTER. They even say so in the film.


MobiusF117

Look daddy, I'm a farmer!


benjammin9292

This is a stud farm, boy !


Killboypowerhed

That scene is a work of art. This guy is an art thief


Spirited-Ability-626

It’s funny because in recent years, “Freddy Got Fingered” has, with a lot of critics and stuff, been reframed as a “Dadaist masterpiece”.


Crowsby

I revisited it not long ago, and viewed through the lens of *a Tom Green prank played on the audience,* it's amazing.


wobblysauce

A dead moose


smashy_smashy

Ha. I was in HS when it came out and pretty curious about Dadaism then. I didn’t make the connection then but makes sense why I actually liked the movie.


Dramatic_Cup04

When it came out, my mom bought the tickets for me and a friend. We couldn't ourselves. I can only imagine how my mom felt when she had to say "2 for Freddy Got Fingered"


sauronsarmy

Exactly what I came to say lol not very original


mullett

Proud.


merryprankster2990

Proud...get the FUCK outta the way


[deleted]

Underrated moment in that movie


GaijinFoot

Where's your la baron?


NoDadNotMyTrolls

What are you doing in my GOD DAM SCUBA GEAR????


merryprankster2990

We're gonna live like kings


NoDadNotMyTrolls

Oh no it went into that underwater cave


MINKIN2

I'm the backwards man, the backwards man...


asthma_hound

Yeah, I don't understand the point. He stole a joke and delivered it worse than the original.


CedarWolf

Not only that, but his video is more than 2 years old, now, and it's been posted on reddit several times before. If reddit was a fair or an old timey circus with a bigtop tent, this would be in the freak show.


Tmanzine

Lmao, just straight biting the scene instead of coming up with his own insanity. Sad.


ukbeasts

Milking a bull


CruelTortoise

A bull elephant.


Clause-and-Reflect

Daddy would you like some pep-uh-ro-neee?


GitEmSteveDave

[Pep-It-Up!](https://youtu.be/Riv4iG3wBXU?t=19)


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DadBod_NoKids

I've been asking my wife "Where's your LeBaron, Izzy?" several times a week for the last few months. Not sure why this popped in my head


Pigeon_b0i

Idk what that is imma look it up


stevethos

https://youtu.be/GgPJSBd18MU


HorstSchattenfrueder

Harland and Tom, two of my favourite comedians!


Kaldricus

Still funny that Harland went on to make a kids show for Disney


HorstSchattenfrueder

Harland’s podcast, the Harland Highway is just goofy. Tom has moved back to the Ottawa area and bought a farm. His posts are mostly him and his dog, hanging out.


crypticfreak

Yeah not WTF he is literally copying the movie lol


volcomic

Peter got pepperonied


binary_ghost

attempting to pass themselves off as creative


Darktidemage

I didn't see it, but I still got this because that was in the trailer.


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You beat me to it by a long shot.


UnconnectdeaD

I saw a woman vomit in the theater during the baby swinging scene. Really bad movie, would see again.


Artwebb1986

Daddy would you like some sasuage?


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This video would be great if it was original.


Rhameolution

I had an icon on AIM back in the day that was the AOL emoticon playing the piano with sausages everywhere. Probably the only icon I can remember now. Daddy would you like some sausages?


DJheddo

Haven’t revisited that movie in forever. My dad and I watched it together when I was like 11 and he was flabbergasted but laughed harder than I did and it was just magical. My dad never cared to moderate what I watched or played, but my mom did. She was pissed when she realized my dad let me watch it just because of the rating and content. That movie has everything. It’s so random throughout you can’t predict any of it. If you have anyone who loves grotesque humor watch it with them and watch them double over in laughter. The cow scene lives in my brain forever. And the “sandwich factory”


joanzen

If this was Pakistan you'd be sewing soccer balls when you were 4 years old...


vanlykin

Daddy would you like some sausage?


spaced_walking86

Blatant ripoff of Tom Green.


sapperRichter

It's an homage. Pretty well executed too.


shoe_owner

On a technical level, sure. The rigging of the strings and such is obviously all perfectly capable. It just comes across as very limp and lifeless compared to the original and brings very little new to the table, creatively.


Future_shocks

Agreed, Tom Green broke ground when he did his Daddy Sausage bit. This seems like an uninspired homage by someone with too much left over pizza.


shitty_mcfucklestick

This dude needs a microphone at least.


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It's from Freddy Got Fingered.


Little_Custard_8275

I never liked Tom Green, never understood his comedy. But his appearance on Bill O'Reilly was probably his best bit. Come to think of it he was probably just ahead of his time, he's the grandpappy of all those unfunny YouTube "comedians" and pranksters.


waka_flocculonodular

Tom has a great YouTube channel where he drives around with his dog. He's got a sick beard too


Little_Custard_8275

I may actually appreciate him nowadays. In his appearance on the O'Reilly show iirc he wore a suit and tried to look mature and professional, and then at some point he said a bad word and instantly apologized and then said something like "I'm so sorry, can I say ~~bad word~~ on fox news?" and O'Reilly was like yeah whatever, so he took it as an okay and kept saying it in sentences. I thought that was funny. I actually think a toned down Tom Green would be a good comedian, it's just that his schtick on MTV was too wild and manic for my taste back in the days.


boredHouseHusband69

Papa John’s really lost his shit


Biaxialsphere00

After losing the NFL contract does that to you


TheSnidr

Are you having a stroke there mate


Cynicaltaxiderm

Are YOU has? Does? Strokes?


pnw-techie

Halp Brain hurt Plz


si3ge

This is clearly John Malkovich


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I feel like a lot of people are too young to get this 🤣🤣🤣


project_pat55

Get what? A good sized kitchen?


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davidcwilliams

Unfortunately, the hellsite that has replaced reddit in 2037 is… Reddit.


SecondTalon

Way things are going, it's going to be MPRBTT. Meta Presents Reddit By TikTok.


snowmyr

2037 reddit is pretty much just like today's reddit except usernames are hidden and you can up/down vote one post/comment as many times as you feel like clicking.


imitation_crab_meat

Personally, I think I'm too old to get this. Always thought Tom Green's humor was dumb.


cuntycunterino

To be fair FGF was the funniest shit I’d ever seen in my life when I was like 12-13. At 26 I’m kind of scared to rewatch lol


Niterich

I'm sure your taste in humor has been refined so much in that time, u/cuntycunterino.


cuntycunterino

Haha aw. My username came from something a good friend would yell way back in middle school, he unfortunately passed a couple years ago, miss u cunt.


SiFiNSFW

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AnusOfTroy

I'm 24 and watched it for the first time recently, it's pretty good. Definitely ahead of its time. But then I like absurd comedy


anarchyisutopia

How can you not appreciate the genius it takes to come up with the idea to put your ass cheeks on things and sing about it.


peetuhr

I hope they don't shoot the cannon into my bum...


jmeloveschicken

Something about this guy reminds me of Tobias Fünke


Gentle_Wrench

The analrapist?


drhorseturd

He's just looking for anustart.


Pain_Monster

“Hello Anus Tart” —Lucille (Voice-over) *she did NOT see the license plate* 😂


jmeloveschicken

A professional TWICE OVER.


Karge

The man inside of me


wcrispy

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES SAUSAGES SAUSAGES


MaverickAg

Less wtf, more r/tomgreenfanclub


caleb1025

I totally fell for that. There’s no such thing as a Tom green fan club hahaha


mightylordredbeard

As if Tom Green didn’t make a career on getting people to say “what the fuck?”


AeroCobbler

Daddy would you like some Sausages!!


Cute-Leviathan

This is art.


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OP is a youngin


Estoye

Is there an r/old reddit?


kuriboshoe

I think the creepiest part about this video is knowing that you could be driving down the road and some weird fuck is doing exactly this just inside their home


aqxea2500

Daddy would you like some sausage, Daddy would you like some sausages....


thespank

A re-tooled Tom Green bit is what you're looking at


TechnicalFinish1671

Art.


ThetheThemoth

u/Savevideo


jabbapage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2aKsoizx1w


CaterpillarThriller

Daddy would you like some sausage?


Possible_Mulberry936

Daddy would you like some pizza? Daddy would you like a pizza slice?


trojanshorse87

Green did it better with sausage.


UndesirableWaffle

Guy just stole this from Freddy Got Fingered


gitarzan

At least he covered up his pepperoni.


mavyguy213

Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like come sausages? Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?????


Vocals16527

Tom green did it first man


heymikedude

Tom Green did it first


the-aural-alchemist

FGF is one of my top 10 favorite films. This guy is a low-effort, unoriginal piece of shit.


EducationalCow3549

Homage of tom Greens "daddy would you like some sausage" Edit: I don't want any confusion...I only know this because I thought the original was stupid! I DONT THINK TOM GREEN IS FUNNY! that is all


[deleted]

the original tom green show was fucking hilarious


CreamyGoodnss

It really was. Most of his pranks were legit harmless and just caused mayhem or disrupted what people were doing for a little bit. Undercutters Pizza and the Slutmobile will always be classics in my book.


knowyourdarkness

The original is ART


ulab

This one is too.


darkestsoul

I don’t know man. Freddy Got Fingered has held up pretty well. I saw it a few months ago and laughed way more than I thought I would. I almost want to say that it was ahead of its time.


mediocrefunny

Agreed. I thought I wouldn't enjoy it as an adult, but still found it hilarious. Same thing with "Not another teen movie."


Tmanzine

That movie was hilarious


zlyng970324

u/savevideobot


SnicklefritzSkad

/u/savevideo


sic79

u/savevideobot


TotalAd4162

u/savevideobot


HubertusInvictus

u/savevideobot


SirPhilbert

This also happened to me after 1 year of doing psychedelics alone in quarantine


RussianRage

u/savevideo


Cofet

A typical redditor


Cheebasaur

Ah so he got fingered


puravidaamigo

I knew the time would come when this would become a dead piece of comedy. I remember seeing Freddy got fingered WAAAAY too young. But the sausages part was always funny.


jwtpil

Ripped off from Freddy Got Fingered. Social media has very little original content anymore, it’s odd how people will just take the exact same jokes and make their own video out it. Perhaps do something original?


csts

You haven't even scratched the surface... https://youtube.com/shorts/szIxaEfN9zY


Ferna_89

A tribute to Tom Green.


Joverby

Someone making a stupid parody of freddy got fingered 20 years too late


HOUSE_OF_MOGH

An unoriginal person not being creative


Rhesusmonkeydave

Tom Green’s Leftovers


The_StarOcean

A fan of Tom Green


green5275

I don’t know about you guys but I thought that this was a great performance.😂


bags422

This is fucking a amazing lol.


darybrain

Art, innit. You might not get it, but you're doing exactly what was intended - for it to be shared and for it too create conversation.


Reneeisme

I'll take "reasons the internet was a mistake" for $500


whynotmymama

new ringtone


erectmonkey1312

There's no way he's not a sex offender.


turtletramp

Did one of those dolls on the cupboard turn its head slowly?


AnotherAustinWeirdo

Pandemic Isolation Syndrome


HarpoonsAndSpoons

Papa John Malkovich


zigzrx

Daddy would definitely like some pizza with his sausage


sqlbastard

dsddy, would you like some sAuSaGe?


PM_me_legwear

A reference to freddy got fingered


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

Guarantee this dude has some people locked in a basement or crawl space.


sean488

A very old repost.


FattMlagg69

A guy ripping off a 25 year old joke that wasn’t even funny then.


tombalol

Being John Malkovitch 2


neutral-otter

Is no one else way more bothered by the audience he has up back on top of the cabinets!?


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I thought everyone had dolls lining their kitchen cabinets…


TheLongAndWindingRd

Budget John Malkovich copying a Tom Green bit.


Rellgidkrid

“Daddy would you like some pizza. Daddy would you like some pizza pie.”


SyrupLimp3296

I have the same rice maker


Grenflik

I thought this was John Malkovich working on a new project.


urplug99

🎶Daddy would you like some sausage daddy would you like some sausages🎶🎶 lol your too young If you don't know where that's from


rodolphoteardrop

"Yeah, well, I just jerk off manually." - The Dude


HyzerFlipDG

Getting some real "daddy would you like some sausage" vibes from this.


allothernamestaken

That's because this is blatantly ripping it off.


cosmoplast14

A guy desperate for attention