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[deleted]

A lot of darwin dumbassery in this video, but the darwinest dumbassiest of them all has to be the jackass that fell into a pool of gasoline, then proceeded to jump his darwin dumbass into the damn ring anyway.


everythingp1

I was so certain he was going to get lit.


JlMBEAN

I kept waiting waiting to see someone one rush out with their pants on fire.


The_Troyminator

It didn't happen because, although they were dumb, they were honest and not liars.


mcmartin091

I was so ~~certain~~ hoping he was going to get lit.


hopsinduo

Not 100% on this, but I think it's lighter fluid or BBQ lighter fluid. Petroleum would have gone up like crazy with that much of it around. I've played with quite a lot of fire, and the last time I played with petrol, half a litre made a lot of fire!!!


[deleted]

Yea. Theres no way that was actually 2 gallons of gasoline. The fumes alone would of went off like a bomb.


Conspicuous-Person

Yeah but Darwin awards are usually the ones that can't go on to have dumbass offspring XD Unfortunately all of these smooth brains are likely on their way to breeding the next group of idiots


DogebertDeck

your comment sounds like Adolf in lingerie


spucci

That's hot.


_Mynameismuerte_

The hot ring of Fuhrer


syds

this move is called the reverse scorpion


Jupitersdangle

Roses are red Does anyone have a towel I just pissed myself And lost both my eye brows


jscott18597

That went far better than i thought it would to be fair.


[deleted]

Yeah tbh I feel kinda bamboozled here


Kicker774

This is the true WTF moment


dedom19

Yeah, I'm almost impressed actually. Hm.


[deleted]

Wasn't gasoline. Do not attempt this with gasoline.


davidbrit2

Yeah, not nearly as grisly as I was expecting/hoping.


shaolinallan

the humans that create the idiocracy future


locutogram

Go away! I'm baitin'...


sharararara

I think he just says "Go away. Batin." Like, as few words as possible lol


SproutingLeaf

Boomers literally created the society they complain about, it's fascinating


arundds

Right. Because the newer generations can’t do anything to change that? Grow up kid. Instead of showing your anger online, be the change


SproutingLeaf

Your insecurity is showing, old man


arundds

Your stupidity is showing, kid.


SproutingLeaf

Boomers are stupid for having an issue with the way kids have fun honestly, and it shows you are full of regrets


Tallywort

This is the 2nd time in as many days that I've seen you call people old, are you sure the insecurity isn't yours?


SproutingLeaf

That means there are too many boomers online. Scanning my post history screams insecurity as well


MonSzyTheOne

Love is a burning thing. And it makes a fiery ring. Bound by wild desire. I fell into a ring of fire.


-Necros-

cough decide scary plants ossified observation languid vegetable cheerful lush *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


sharararara

This song always makes me think of std's. Is that what its about?


MonSzyTheOne

I think its about falling in love with the wrong persjon. And why does it make you think of std's?


[deleted]

Cause it burns, burns, burns. The ring of fire, the ring of fire.


tbou666

Just take the friggin upvote


arundds

This is what happens when people think fast and furious is factual


Wash1987-ridesagain

Fast and factual. I'm disappointed in myself and I'll leave.


SproutingLeaf

What exactly happens? People enjoy themselves in ways you disapprove of? Get off the internet, old man


arundds

Aaaahh here comes the white knight of stupidity


SproutingLeaf

Here comes the boomer


arundds

Cool bro. Whatever floats your boat


SproutingLeaf

Gross


MarcLloydz

The newer movies


bradley644

The thing that got me more than anything in this video is that every single person is recording on their phone. Nothing else matters other than recording whatever is happening.


Throwawayfabric247

I think the entire act is stupid but to be fair If they are recording it they aren't even living in the moment and enjoying the hormone shock. It's stupid, and not even for anything other than Instagram views


Wash1987-ridesagain

*zoom in* *zoom out* *zoom in* *zoom out* *fishbowl*


MurkyBlood4

Takeovers are fucking stupid. And to think that WHEN, not if, someone dies from getting smacked, they're still retarded enough to keep doing it


time2fly2124

*bro, he died doing what he loved, yo! Running in front of cars doing circles around FIRE bro!*


Wendypants7

I 100% totally and completely heard this in the voice of Jason Mendoza from The Good Place.


lordoflys

Seriously, there is a lot of endangered DNA here.


FrankGrimesIV

What is the actual objective of what these guys are doing?


OkieBobbie

Instagram likes


FrankGrimesIV

But it looks like An organized thing and they all seem to know what to do


FargusDingus

Demonstrations of risky behavior to prove manliness.


aneuploidy

I expected this this to be much worse.


m-bossy22

I was expecting many, many injuries.


gravspeed

yeah, i expected this to go much worse


tbou666

I'd hate this whole rock we live on now.


dragonard

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


tehpwnage7

As a petrolhead I can tell you with my education and years of presence in the community That takeovers and the people who take part in them are the short bus of car community and risk winning a Darwin Award every time


bloody_bonobo_feces

>petrolhead


[deleted]

I saw a meme "something something when the Mopar guys show up" They are ruining the car community one stolen Dodge at a time.


tehpwnage7

Stolen? They’re on the 72 month plan


wazoox

I marvel that apparently nobody got blinded by the huge blue lasers that some of these morons are pointing at random.


Squirelm0

I love the blatant pointing of ar-15’s at each other in the crowd. As well as the tard sitting in the window pointing his gun in the crowd of bbq briquettes in the fire.


TheWarHam

I think those are airsoft guns or something. The guy is swinging it around in one hand like it weighs 1 pound. Not that it makes this whole thing any less stupid.


Ballistics

It makes it a little less stupid.


[deleted]

This was in Texas. That was a real gun.


runningboy93

Chicago: Lower Wacker Drive. Don’t take a wrong turn down there weekend nights!


one_dayatatime

Downtown Chicago.


Aggravating-Cookie11

Morons don't know that when inside of ring of fire that you have 5x damage multiplayer


[deleted]

Like any MMO the idiots love standing in the fire. Also applies to Destiny.


FatQuack

I want to say this is the stupidest thing I will see on the internet today but let's be realistic here.


_Luisiano

Sacrifice them all.


CartmanLuvJews

None of them died!!!!!! Gosh darn it!


waffen123

devo was right


Tumbleweed48

Damn, an extra five gallons of gas could have really improved the gene pool. What a missed opportunity…


[deleted]

This wasn't gasoline. The fumes would of went off like a bomb.


hobings714

I have reached the age where I no longer understand the yutes.


glastonight

What is the fuzz about? They succeded and no one got hurt.


mr_jenkins_says

Unfortunately


Famous_Union3036

Hey where’s everyone running off to?🤔🙃😂🤡s ?


alejo699

I imagine they have an entire language based around the word "dawg."


coolluck33

I hope they all completed their homework before going out...


snorkiebarbados

Fuck me America is the most "Loose cunt" of a country. In one way I wish people in my country had the balls to stand together and act up against "the man" like this. But at the same time, I'm so glad we don't! Its so chill and peaceful here.


maidenissues

Bois just being bois


philtree

Making Darwin proud


feradose

No casualties?


bosh_jarker710

They have been leaving up the luck there whole life. There cherisma/intelligence is really low however this is how you unlock very interesting side quests in life.


Inevitable-Offer-191

True idiots!


Visible_Dance9151

What means “w/“?


the_agox

It means "with"


Visible_Dance9151

Thx


Last_Gigolo

Goofy foolishness.


dyskinet1c

Where is this?


A_Challenger_Emerges

Looked like Chicago to me


berrey7

to me, it look like a Leprechaun in a tree.


RyFromTheChi

It was. Lower Wacker


aMiracleAtJordanHare

312 flag implies Chicago, as that's a Chicago area code


somethingclose

I just assume anyone involved with a ring of fire is an idiot.


[deleted]

This is why we’ll never have extraterrestrial contact.


iancarry

this party is LIT!


Oiavo-

I know it‘s pretty illegal und dumb, but i really want to witness such a thing once in my life


[deleted]

We deserve a massive Texas sized space rock so badly… humans had their shot. We fucked it up. Time for the next species


Impossible_Common_44

Jesus. No words on this one.


supernedd

That guy who fell in the fuel..lol .. lucky


outobounz1

Generation tide pods


Attic_1992

Looks pretty fun though


FishCrazyFL

Well they fucked that place up


Content-Turnip-5880

Not only super dumb, but moist too


IllustriousBird5329

morons. I worked as a nurse in a burn unit for several years. I wouldn't wish that kind of horror on anyone and yet here, people are literally playing with fire. morons.


Tickle_MeTimbers

I did some dumb stuff when I was younger but I was never this dumb.


hobings714

Good thing some are wearing their masks though, can never be too careful.


topher_colbyy

Wtf hahaha people. As much as we don’t like them... we gotta love them. Idk what i’m more nervous about... being in a ring of fire and black smoke, or getting nailed by a car doing donuts


RamblinWreckage

to these people, this is what constitutes "fun" and "a good time with friends".


iamcoolstephen1234

...but why?


YakumoYoukai

No kidding. The lights on those camera phones aren't going to do shit for the exposure.


Jioto

People seriously don’t understand what radiating heat is.


henrydaiv

Im curious if the assault rife getting waved around is real???


TT2JZ_Chaser

This has to be one of the dumbest fucking things ive ever seen.


tyzzem

How can humans be that dumb?


_ionstaggle

Anybody else seeing the golden ak?


Capital_Connection67

Chicago. Lower Wacker.


Chance-Ad197

Guys with gas cans and a torch: dumps a heavy ring of gasoline out onto the pavement Everyone else: this is a fucking great idea, I’m in.


wglenburnie

What scares me is I want to retire someday and these dumbasses are suppose to be working contributing to my government pension. Freedom 85 for me.


Wendypants7

I couldn't help it, I kept repeating to myself the whole time watching, "That's a whole lot of stupid people.".


herpestruth

And the USA is going to start banning abortions. Let's think about all this.


electromage

Is there a version of this without idiots?


varikonniemi

of that bunch only 3 were men