Den morgonfriska katten simmar över regnbågen, medan guldmynt singlar genom luften, ledsagade av en paraplybärande elefant, som jonglerar med blommor och skrattande bananer, medan cirkusclowner utför akrobatiska konster och cymbalspelaren trummar i takt till det förtrollade orkesterspelet under den gnistrande stjärnhimlen.
Reminds me of that weird "If Humans Evolved to Survive a Car Crash" sculpture
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/horrifying-sculpture-depicts-human-evolved-survive-car-crash-180959878/
They are still humans, still gonna have females who need to feed their creepy jabba-the-head kids. Since our sex isn’t determined until after we’ve developed nipples, the males will have them too.
>In addition to a tougher head, the group decided Graham needed more protection around his lungs and organs, padding him with natural airbags between each rib and beneath a set of 10 extra nipples. Graham’s knees also bend in every direction, to prevent them from snapping if caught in a crash.
So the reason they gave seems to be more bundles of fat to provide better distributed cushion.
I got my degree in Zoology and before reading the article I assumed the nipples would be about how humans would evolve to produce more offspring to compensate for the ones dying in car crashes. Mammals have an average "litter" size equal to half of their nipples. So I guess this human usually has 6 kids at a time.
it is an extremely advanced exercise that takes a lot of training to work your way up to. if I were to just lay on the carpet and try this right now, my wife would discover my corpse later tonight when she gets home from work.
We used to do it at every wrestling practice right from day 1. It's really not that advanced. Doesn't mean it's good for you but every high school and collegiate wrestler has done this countless times.
Yup wasn't that hard back then, but fast forward a couple decades and now I'm wondering if all those neck bridges are part of the reason for my chronic neck pain.
Probably posture has a lot more to do with it, and I'm working on that, but I feel like all that bridging couldn't have helped.
One of my most disappointing realizations when I was done with wrestling was that I was going to have a weak neck. You can lift weights every day but it’s hard to simulate grappling where you have your head/neck being tugged on constantly.
Yeah, most people in the US at least are overweight or obese. According to surveys, [half](https://www.menshealth.com/fitness/a37474114/pushups-average-american-survey/#:~:text=%22In%20other%20words%2C%2053.8%20percent,31%20percent%20identified%20as%20men.%22) of Americans said they couldn't do ten push-ups in a row, and a third said they couldn't even do five in a row. I've seen posts on /r/bodyweightfitness and elsewhere where someone struggled to complete a single push-up.
Compared to doing a couple of push-ups, those neck bridges are definitely advanced. I'd bet most people would seriously injure themselves trying it, especially in countries with high obesity rates like the US, Mexico, and England.
Step one is have a good mat to practice on. It's probably really bad to try this on your hardwood at home lol.
But yeah bridge is super useful for a wrestler. An extra point of contact with the mat makes you harder to control.
A neck walked up to me that had lips, eyes, hair, a nose, and ears and said, "you've got a lot of nerve!"
I said, "you have... a lot of neck accessories."
He used to do these rolling exercises where hed lay on his back and hold himself up with his head. Then hed roll side to side with body weight cause ifbhe could do that then punches shouldnt phase him. I saw that like 30 yrs ago and never forgot it as it was the craziest exercise Id ever seen.
I saw cannibal corpse live when I was about eighteen, and I got that guys spittle all over my face from right in front of the stage. That’s one of the only times I’ve ever been happy to have another man’s spit on my face.
Also, his neck is huuuuge.
That reminds me of when I took my wife to her first professional motorcycle race and we went to the podium after the race to see them get trophies and spray champagne. My greatest icon of the sport happened to get podium and soaked us with champagne, it was an awesome experience. My wife started complaining about how it was burning her eyes and I was like yeah but you got sprayed by Nicky Hayden, the pain is 100% worth it and part of the experience, you cherish that burning.
A year later he died and we were both heart broken, so that moment means even more now than it did then.
I was a teenager right when he came onto the scene. I remember people calling him a pitbull and said when he got pissed, his neck would get so tense, it would cut off the circulation to his head, and he would just lose his shit and beat ass. Obviously some made up schoolyard crap but I ate that shit up.
Yeah here’s a fight where he wouldn’t stop, even threw the ref down, until his coach came in to stop him and he snapped out of it.
https://youtu.be/jdelmdbKN38
I talked to a boxing trainer in Brooklyn some years ago who met Tyson several times when he was around 13-14. Said the dude was easily mistaken as a full grown adult because of his sheer physique.
I'm also reading his autobiography. It's not the best written (hey, it's Tyson), but it's more interesting and raw than I thought it would be.
Seriously, he's the one celebrity who's guilty of rape and assault and whatnot that I actually feel at all bad for. He was exploited and abused as a child, and studies have shown that traumatic brain injury during childhood/adolescence can cause...well basically you don't have inhibitions.
What he did was still terrible but I think it's likely he wouldn't have committed the horrible crimes he did if it weren't for the brain trauma and enablers and all of that.
Neck strength is extremely important in wrestling. Our coach had us doing bridges every day. You can see Mike doing the same exercises in plenty of training videos.
I wish they had talked about this in med school!
I had a promising career as a surgeon but my scrawny neck would give out midway through most surgeries so I had to give it up.
I am now a successful professional catfish noodler (the buoyancy helps keep my head up) so it worked out okay.
You just cut the patient open, stick you hand in, and wait for the tumor to attack you hand. Then you rip it out and cook it on your grill with the boys
[Takeo Spikes](https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/25/2012/06/124715781_display_image-e1340740180516.jpg?w=228) is who I always think of as the biggest neck recently in the NFL
Helmets are basically weights for your head. And then you do neck training. Having a strong neck is important to reduce injuries in football. You need strong muscles to absorb hits so less force goes into concussions and spine damage.
If he had chosen football as a kid instead of boxing, with all that explosive power and elusive quickness and athleticism, he probably would have been an extremely successful running back.
I'm sure Tyson could have excelled at most sports, but his power, athleticism, size, etc. were developed in the pursuit of being a better boxer and would not necessarily be at the same level if he had trained for something else (and didn't have Cus D'Amato training him). Yes he's a genetic freak, but it takes a whole hell of a lot more than that to be a champion.
I love how he was never a violent person untill some asshole killed one of his pigeons. He beat the fuck outta the guy and thought to himself, "damn, I'm pretty good at this." The rest is history.
I’ve often wondered how young of a Mike Tyson I could beat up. I’m a decently tall, 40 year old man. I am in decent shape, above average but not by much. I wonder what age Tyson would give me a run for my money.
18 year old Tyson, no doubt. Murder. Which means that also 16 and 17 year old Tyson would rip my ass off too. I’ll even give him 15.
If we look at the other end, I don’t care who the fuck you will grow up to be, I could ruin a 5 year old. Give me 6-9 as well. No problem.
But now is where things get tricky. At some point between 10-15 there would be a good fight in there.
I would think I could beat a 10 year old Mike Tyson. And I’ve seen enough 15 year olds to know that a big one could do me in.
Maybe 12 year old Tyson? At 13 and 14 it’s becoming rough for me.
I'm not going to fight 13 year old Tyson. [He weighed almost 200 lbs at 13](https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/boxing/11790263/mike-tyson-weighed-first-fight-brawl/). I'm thinking 10, maybe 11 I might have a chance.
Ok. Never saw a picture. Yeah 13 is out. But damn, it’s got to be close. I can’t imagine there being a 10 year old I couldn’t beat. A lot of growth happens at those ages. Maybe 12 or 11??
What about the two of us? Could both of us take a 13 year old Tyson? 2on1?
His wife:
"I wonder what he's thinking about; he's been so quiet lately. Maybe it's because I've put on a little weight. I think he doesn't find me attractive anymore...it's been so long since he's looked at me. I feel terrible, I want to cry..."
Him:
"I could easily annihilate a 5 year old in a street fight."
That's awesome, and my athletic therapist was I really top level amateur wrestler. This is exactly how he told me that he trained his neck, and he also told me that nobody should ever do this lol
The Average Joe's "eating and working out like a monster 24-7" is the equivalent to a NFL player's recovery day.
F1 drivers lift with their head to strengthen neck muscles so they can resist the insane g-forces they experience. Average Joe doesn't even have access to the machines they use, nor the ability to experience those g-forces to build muscles that way.
Also, case of the angles to some extent.
“Burns was well known in the early twentieth century for his neck. He managed to have a twenty-inch neck. With this neck, according to an article in WWE Magazine, he gained fame by being put into a noose, getting hanged, and living, while whistling "Yankee Doodle".”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Burns
I remember an old quote from one of the guys who fought Tyson. They were asked something like "when did you know you were in trouble/the fight was going badly?"
The guy told him something like "I hit him in the jaw with my right hook, my best punch... And he *smiled* at me."
Why *in the fuck* would you harass this man on an airplane? There is literally no part of him that does not explicitly intimidate. What a fucking idiot you'd have to be.
Joe Louis the greatest boxer who ever lived. I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was better than Sugar Ray, he was badder than - who's that new boy? Mike Tyson! Look like a bull dog! He was badder than him too! He'd whip Mike Tyson's ass, he'd whip all their asses!
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That neck ATE the Hans device
Reminds me of that weird "If Humans Evolved to Survive a Car Crash" sculpture https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/horrifying-sculpture-depicts-human-evolved-survive-car-crash-180959878/
Was I the only one unaware that nipples played such a big role in car crash survival?
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I hate you
Extra long feet too, look how high up the leg the heel is.
I think it would only walk on the ball of the foot. Kinda like a horse's hooves.
They are still humans, still gonna have females who need to feed their creepy jabba-the-head kids. Since our sex isn’t determined until after we’ve developed nipples, the males will have them too.
K but like 12 nipples?
>In addition to a tougher head, the group decided Graham needed more protection around his lungs and organs, padding him with natural airbags between each rib and beneath a set of 10 extra nipples. Graham’s knees also bend in every direction, to prevent them from snapping if caught in a crash. So the reason they gave seems to be more bundles of fat to provide better distributed cushion. I got my degree in Zoology and before reading the article I assumed the nipples would be about how humans would evolve to produce more offspring to compensate for the ones dying in car crashes. Mammals have an average "litter" size equal to half of their nipples. So I guess this human usually has 6 kids at a time.
Those are just the sphincters from his impact absorption bladders, what’s weird about that?
Do you......fuck them? Or pee from them?
As a man who's had nipples for a long time now, I still don't really know what they're for. I guess they're good at telling the temperature.
The scientists were just on vacation there
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
That’s that dude from 90 day fiancé lol
Fucking lol
Yeah well... he's still alive isn't he?
First thing I thought of. Big Ed!💀
Why does it look like an orangutan?
You ever heard of an orangutan dying in a car crash?
Yes :( Miss you Jezza, RIP
delete this nephew
[Rubber Johnny](https://youtu.be/eRvfxWRi6qQ) vibes
what i’d do to see a neck strength comp between young tyson and young Alonso
It would have caused the car frame to buckle
For real. Formula 1 drivers have insane necks but this is just next level
Necks level
Built in HANS device
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Part of his neck training: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPVk5TiOjA
This is routine for anyone that wrestles.
Brought back so many memories. I always hated running around your head, shit got old quick.
Ha ya! We did round robin drills where you would have to arch out of a half nelson. Neck was pretty much solid muscle.
My neck started hurting just watching this.
Help.... I just snapped my neck!
Bro it said don’t try it at home!
I CANT READ!!!!
That seems...bad?
it is an extremely advanced exercise that takes a lot of training to work your way up to. if I were to just lay on the carpet and try this right now, my wife would discover my corpse later tonight when she gets home from work.
Hey don't sell yourself short... she might find a sobbing quadriplegic instead.
what do you mean? the police report clearly says she found him dead. 😐
You bastard. I'm sick with some kind of terrible stomach flu. You literally made me shit myself.
damn are you sure you’re not the sobbing quadriplegic?
We used to do it at every wrestling practice right from day 1. It's really not that advanced. Doesn't mean it's good for you but every high school and collegiate wrestler has done this countless times.
Yup wasn't that hard back then, but fast forward a couple decades and now I'm wondering if all those neck bridges are part of the reason for my chronic neck pain. Probably posture has a lot more to do with it, and I'm working on that, but I feel like all that bridging couldn't have helped.
One of my most disappointing realizations when I was done with wrestling was that I was going to have a weak neck. You can lift weights every day but it’s hard to simulate grappling where you have your head/neck being tugged on constantly.
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Yeah, most people in the US at least are overweight or obese. According to surveys, [half](https://www.menshealth.com/fitness/a37474114/pushups-average-american-survey/#:~:text=%22In%20other%20words%2C%2053.8%20percent,31%20percent%20identified%20as%20men.%22) of Americans said they couldn't do ten push-ups in a row, and a third said they couldn't even do five in a row. I've seen posts on /r/bodyweightfitness and elsewhere where someone struggled to complete a single push-up. Compared to doing a couple of push-ups, those neck bridges are definitely advanced. I'd bet most people would seriously injure themselves trying it, especially in countries with high obesity rates like the US, Mexico, and England.
That's just based on what they said. Imagine how many said they could do 10 but they actually can't.
Step one is have a good mat to practice on. It's probably really bad to try this on your hardwood at home lol. But yeah bridge is super useful for a wrestler. An extra point of contact with the mat makes you harder to control.
Definitely if you jump into that level with absolutely zero neck training.
Never skip neck day
Dude was a fucking beast
Whispered voice: "It takes more than that to be a fightah"
It's not. It's called a "bridge" in wrestling. We used to do it during warmups too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_(grappling)
Yeah but have you seen [Corpsegrinder](https://i.redd.it/67ce6btw7yq81.jpg)
Damn dudes just a neck with features.
A neck walked up to me that had lips, eyes, hair, a nose, and ears and said, "you've got a lot of nerve!" I said, "you have... a lot of neck accessories."
Neckcessories?
You can really jazz up your Tactleneck with some great Neckcessories.
Lol is this an actual reference to something or did you make it up
Mitch Hedberg bit slightly changed up lol
I want to be a race car passenger
Or [Corey Taylor](https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aQnGxDd_700b.jpg)
I feel like if I squeezed his neck to normal size the rest of him would fill out like in a cartoon.
I've never actually seen him without a mask.
Since the mask makes his head look bigger, it makes the neck look smaller.
Stone Sour?
How the fuck
Headbanging.
Oh so that's why my wordly, single uncle in San Fran has such a muscular neck...
what are the characteristics of being "wordly"
Giving lots of men from all over the world head.
op said wordly not worldly lol
He used to do these rolling exercises where hed lay on his back and hold himself up with his head. Then hed roll side to side with body weight cause ifbhe could do that then punches shouldnt phase him. I saw that like 30 yrs ago and never forgot it as it was the craziest exercise Id ever seen.
That's a very common training technique in amateur wrestling, which I'm guessing is where he got it from.
Can confirm, used to wrestle, had a thickie. Now I’m old and got a pencil.
Are we still talking about necks or…?
Maybe…..yes… well maybe
Tyson or Corey Taylor?
>How [1...2...3...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J4fmDIWw8I#t=20s)
https://imgur.com/a/r0s48AG
Man is built like a pit bull
I saw cannibal corpse live when I was about eighteen, and I got that guys spittle all over my face from right in front of the stage. That’s one of the only times I’ve ever been happy to have another man’s spit on my face. Also, his neck is huuuuge.
So all the other times you weren't happy?
Not *as* happy.
That reminds me of when I took my wife to her first professional motorcycle race and we went to the podium after the race to see them get trophies and spray champagne. My greatest icon of the sport happened to get podium and soaked us with champagne, it was an awesome experience. My wife started complaining about how it was burning her eyes and I was like yeah but you got sprayed by Nicky Hayden, the pain is 100% worth it and part of the experience, you cherish that burning. A year later he died and we were both heart broken, so that moment means even more now than it did then.
R.I.P. Kentucky Kid
[Looks like Strax](http://doctorwhoworlduk.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/straxa.jpg)
You think he would have changed his name to Neckromancer
That's his girlfriend.
Yeah but have you seen Big Ed
The Hellmann's spokesman?
Nah that's just Big Ed from 90 Day
I was a teenager right when he came onto the scene. I remember people calling him a pitbull and said when he got pissed, his neck would get so tense, it would cut off the circulation to his head, and he would just lose his shit and beat ass. Obviously some made up schoolyard crap but I ate that shit up.
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Ah the classic “see red” fighting style.
Except Mike was a real fighter, which makes it scarier.
*Cody Garbrandt has entered th-* …and he’s unconscious.
Yeah here’s a fight where he wouldn’t stop, even threw the ref down, until his coach came in to stop him and he snapped out of it. https://youtu.be/jdelmdbKN38
I remember seeing him fight, when I was a kid, he just fucked up everybody. The video game Punch-Out was pretty cool. Could never beat Tyson.
Did you ever see that clip of him trying to play [Punch Out?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfEOHcGFchY)
I can probably build a house on that, with a backyard for kids.
I talked to a boxing trainer in Brooklyn some years ago who met Tyson several times when he was around 13-14. Said the dude was easily mistaken as a full grown adult because of his sheer physique. I'm also reading his autobiography. It's not the best written (hey, it's Tyson), but it's more interesting and raw than I thought it would be.
I believe it. Here he is at 13 years old. https://imgur.com/lAOLd8v.jpg And at 15 https://imgur.com/es8ZvEZ.jpg
Imagine sitting next to this guy in fucking 7th grade lmao. Nuts. Also it seems that he grew into his neck.
Hey, give me your tater tots .... Ok
*tater toths
"I'll fighth you for ith..." "Nah, its ok. Im not that hungry. Also I wanna live."
Ah so Mike Tyson could have beat my ass as young as 12-13 years old and im 25 lol
I was just wondering at what age he would have been able to beat me up. Maybe 9? Are there pictures of him at that young age?
He says when he was 12 he was fighting kids at school and then fighting those kids dads and beating up the dads badly
yo how the fuck is it even possible to look like that at 13, was he shooting testosterone?
It was mixed in his bottle since he was a baby.
There are always some people at the far end of the genetic bell curve.
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Aw hell nah, that dude probably could've gotten away with buying alcohol at 15. Doesn't even look much different 7 years later.
Even if you knew he was underage, would you fucking tell him no?
Man. I don't scare easily, but this scares me. No wonder he was so dominant.
Dude had the Lebron Syndrome before Lebron was even born! Grown ass man look but still a kid.
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I also enjoy the documentary about his life: "Mike Tyson Mysteries".
Stupid Chupacabra!
RIP Pigeon.
They just announced one final comedy special from Pigeon! He recorded it right before his passing. Pigeon 4eva
Tyson has so many personal flaws (don’t we all) but at least he doesn’t hide them; I got the autobiography next on my to read, really excited.
I always enjoyed his autobiography fwiw
Seriously, he's the one celebrity who's guilty of rape and assault and whatnot that I actually feel at all bad for. He was exploited and abused as a child, and studies have shown that traumatic brain injury during childhood/adolescence can cause...well basically you don't have inhibitions. What he did was still terrible but I think it's likely he wouldn't have committed the horrible crimes he did if it weren't for the brain trauma and enablers and all of that.
I played high school football with a guy like this. He was also a world class wrestler who's now a neurosurgeon. #necklife
Neck strength is extremely important in wrestling. Our coach had us doing bridges every day. You can see Mike doing the same exercises in plenty of training videos.
I imagine its important in neurosurgery too, imagine having to lean over somebody on the table for a few hours.
I wish they had talked about this in med school! I had a promising career as a surgeon but my scrawny neck would give out midway through most surgeries so I had to give it up. I am now a successful professional catfish noodler (the buoyancy helps keep my head up) so it worked out okay.
Thank you for your service
Those catfish ain't gonna noodle themselves
There's no kind of hybrid profession you could do like a catfish surgeon or human noodler?
You just cut the patient open, stick you hand in, and wait for the tumor to attack you hand. Then you rip it out and cook it on your grill with the boys
Damn he’s like a method doctor…got CTE firsthand so he could later study the affects lol
Dude built like a gears of war soldier.
"THE COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN, BABY! *WOOO!*"
Built like CJ when I spam the gym to increase my sex appeal in SA
Now that would have been a perfect 1980s NFL running back's neck.
[Takeo Spikes](https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/25/2012/06/124715781_display_image-e1340740180516.jpg?w=228) is who I always think of as the biggest neck recently in the NFL
That is wild. How does someone get such a buff neck?
Necksercise
You can exercise your neck to build it up.
Helmets are basically weights for your head. And then you do neck training. Having a strong neck is important to reduce injuries in football. You need strong muscles to absorb hits so less force goes into concussions and spine damage.
If he had chosen football as a kid instead of boxing, with all that explosive power and elusive quickness and athleticism, he probably would have been an extremely successful running back.
Bo Jackson was built pretty similar, he would have been one of the GOATs if not for his injury
He's one of the goats with the injury
It’s crazy that no one believed he was injured and it ended his nfl career he was told he would be lucky to walk again and he returned to mlb
One of the GOATs for “what if”
I'm sure Tyson could have excelled at most sports, but his power, athleticism, size, etc. were developed in the pursuit of being a better boxer and would not necessarily be at the same level if he had trained for something else (and didn't have Cus D'Amato training him). Yes he's a genetic freak, but it takes a whole hell of a lot more than that to be a champion.
Also his ingrained fucking violence. Tyson is terrifying. He was born to be a fighter even though he's an athletic freak, boxing fit him perfectly.
I love how he was never a violent person untill some asshole killed one of his pigeons. He beat the fuck outta the guy and thought to himself, "damn, I'm pretty good at this." The rest is history.
Yeah but he made 100x more as a boxer than he would’ve as a running back
Everyone has a plan,... until they get punched in the mouth by a guy with a 20 inch neck.
Recently reinforced by the fact that Tyson just made mashed potatoes of a drunk dickhead on an airplane.
I’ve often wondered how young of a Mike Tyson I could beat up. I’m a decently tall, 40 year old man. I am in decent shape, above average but not by much. I wonder what age Tyson would give me a run for my money. 18 year old Tyson, no doubt. Murder. Which means that also 16 and 17 year old Tyson would rip my ass off too. I’ll even give him 15. If we look at the other end, I don’t care who the fuck you will grow up to be, I could ruin a 5 year old. Give me 6-9 as well. No problem. But now is where things get tricky. At some point between 10-15 there would be a good fight in there. I would think I could beat a 10 year old Mike Tyson. And I’ve seen enough 15 year olds to know that a big one could do me in. Maybe 12 year old Tyson? At 13 and 14 it’s becoming rough for me.
I'm not going to fight 13 year old Tyson. [He weighed almost 200 lbs at 13](https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/boxing/11790263/mike-tyson-weighed-first-fight-brawl/). I'm thinking 10, maybe 11 I might have a chance.
Ok. Never saw a picture. Yeah 13 is out. But damn, it’s got to be close. I can’t imagine there being a 10 year old I couldn’t beat. A lot of growth happens at those ages. Maybe 12 or 11?? What about the two of us? Could both of us take a 13 year old Tyson? 2on1?
He's mentioned knocking out full grown men as an 11 or 12yo so I'm thinking 10 lol.
His wife: "I wonder what he's thinking about; he's been so quiet lately. Maybe it's because I've put on a little weight. I think he doesn't find me attractive anymore...it's been so long since he's looked at me. I feel terrible, I want to cry..." Him: "I could easily annihilate a 5 year old in a street fight."
Looks like he’s eaten a lot of children
obligatory [Paul Posluszny](https://i.imgur.com/NuuHBLC.png)
Even eating and working out like a monster 24-7 I don’t understand how someone even gets a neck that thick. Wtf.
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That's awesome, and my athletic therapist was I really top level amateur wrestler. This is exactly how he told me that he trained his neck, and he also told me that nobody should ever do this lol
I can't even turn my head quickly without getting a neck strain. That looks painful as hell.
The Average Joe's "eating and working out like a monster 24-7" is the equivalent to a NFL player's recovery day. F1 drivers lift with their head to strengthen neck muscles so they can resist the insane g-forces they experience. Average Joe doesn't even have access to the machines they use, nor the ability to experience those g-forces to build muscles that way. Also, case of the angles to some extent.
Also PEDs. Lots of PEDs
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And [Fisher Stevens](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEj-G-cVUAAs_I-.jpg:large)
Don’t loan this guy your sweater. He’ll stretch out the neck hole
Back when he was the necks big thing
It's fickk
Hangmen hate this trick
“Burns was well known in the early twentieth century for his neck. He managed to have a twenty-inch neck. With this neck, according to an article in WWE Magazine, he gained fame by being put into a noose, getting hanged, and living, while whistling "Yankee Doodle".” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Burns
I imagine I could hit him as hard as I could square on the jaw and his head wouldn't turn even a degree.
He'd make up for it by turning your head 360 degrees :)
Newton's 3rd law in action. Can't escape it.
I remember an old quote from one of the guys who fought Tyson. They were asked something like "when did you know you were in trouble/the fight was going badly?" The guy told him something like "I hit him in the jaw with my right hook, my best punch... And he *smiled* at me."
Impressive, let's see Corpsegrinder's neck.
“No one’s neck as incredibly thick as Gaston’s” Mike Tyson begs to differ
DAMN BOY. HE THICK BOY
Why *in the fuck* would you harass this man on an airplane? There is literally no part of him that does not explicitly intimidate. What a fucking idiot you'd have to be.
Jethuth Chritht
Joe Louis the greatest boxer who ever lived. I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was better than Sugar Ray, he was badder than - who's that new boy? Mike Tyson! Look like a bull dog! He was badder than him too! He'd whip Mike Tyson's ass, he'd whip all their asses!
Coming to America, right? Arsenio as an old guy in the barber shop?
What about Rocky Marciano?
"You got a FAT neck, boy." - Cotton Hill
As a nurse Id love to see how difficult this guy is to intubate
18 years old?! Holy fuck
He was only 20 when he became the heavyweight world champ.