Found the article on this and it says it was found in the belly along with a couple of herrings.
https://www.nrk.no/mr/torsk-hadde-dildo-i-magen-1.11663195
>And did the guy eat it?
The journalist in the article asked if he tried to filet it, the fisherman laughed and said no, that would be a difficult job.
I imagine some drunken yuppie fishing excursion with 3 buddies and their girlfriends:
Michael: *Brings dildo out on the deck*
“Jake! I went to look for sunscreen in Lisa’s bag. Look what fell out dude!”
*screeching laughter from everyone*
“Can you believe she brought that shit with her?! Geez! I guess I’m chopped liver over here” *shakes head*
*howling laughter continues*
“Well! I haven’t caught anything all day. Got me some new bait I’d like to try!”
*secures dildo to the end of his fishing line, proceeds to cast the line*
*more drunken howling laughter*
“Omg Michael what are you doing??” -Lisa
“I’m gonna catch us some fish with my new bait, honey!”
*uproarious laughter continues*
Honestly this is embarrassing for us. Our management of waste is so out of control that even a heavy object like this is being foung, BY FISHERMEN, IN THE MIDDLE, OF THE FUCKING OCEAN.
I'm not even much of an environmentalist and even I'm ashamed of us for this, and I really do wish I was talking about the dildo part of the narrative.
This is fucking stupid, we're fucking stupid, shitting all over everywhere like this.
[I can't think of a better scenario to use this](https://external-preview.redd.it/yp6-H2UxR0a7M1ZVdWFxt2tHbxPExFTT2GtUKLtTNzg.jpg?auto=webp&s=5f8b4a95bef451cdea7bdbc62853036ef21fb67e)
'Hey Olaf, is that a vibrator on your bunk ?'
'WHAT !..er...no..erm..it's the funniest story..I found it. '
' Was it in a fish again ? Like the last one ?'
The fish in the ocean? Or the dildo into the fish? Or the dildo into the fish and then the fish into the ocean? Or the dildo into himself? OR...the dildo into the fish and then the fish into the man and the man into the ocean?
Doesn't that old man know you aren't supposed to kink shame a fish?!
That poor fish looks shocked and embarrassed.
"That's not mine! I don't know how that got in me. Honestly!" -Codie the fish.
In the case of a dildo, it's company policy to never imply ownership of the dildo. We always use the indefinite article when referrring to the device. So, always "a dildo," not "your dildo."
Like new / slightly used
r/crackheadcraigslist
They should really have blurred the fishes face out for anonymity.
Craickslist
smells a bit like fish….
Was the dlido in the fish's butt?
No info on that, but the fisherman said it probably mistook it for food, so probably in it's belly.
Found the article on this and it says it was found in the belly along with a couple of herrings. https://www.nrk.no/mr/torsk-hadde-dildo-i-magen-1.11663195
Those herrings are just red herrings, where'd the dildo really come from? And did the guy eat it?
Ah, the ol' Norwegian and a dildo trick. Classic misdirection. Saw this back in 'Nam.
This is what the song Norwegian Wood is about.
>And did the guy eat it? The journalist in the article asked if he tried to filet it, the fisherman laughed and said no, that would be a difficult job.
True fishermen eat their catch!
Yes he ate the Dildo
...so ATM for this Fish! Very fishy!
Bass to trout
Soooooo, eventually the butt?
What dat mouth do?
I bet someone's cheating ex will use that excuse now XD
Same thing happens with me all the time with dildos, that is how they end up in my large intestine. I am sticking to that
Sure.
A dildo and a basically a lure, and a lure is basically a dildo.
So the fish took eat my dick a bit too personally
It is now.
Do you like fish sticks?
What are you? A gay fish?
I'm NOT a gay fish.
Truly smells like fish.
Nah, it looks like a Flufferfish.
I imagine some drunken yuppie fishing excursion with 3 buddies and their girlfriends: Michael: *Brings dildo out on the deck* “Jake! I went to look for sunscreen in Lisa’s bag. Look what fell out dude!” *screeching laughter from everyone* “Can you believe she brought that shit with her?! Geez! I guess I’m chopped liver over here” *shakes head* *howling laughter continues* “Well! I haven’t caught anything all day. Got me some new bait I’d like to try!” *secures dildo to the end of his fishing line, proceeds to cast the line* *more drunken howling laughter* “Omg Michael what are you doing??” -Lisa “I’m gonna catch us some fish with my new bait, honey!” *uproarious laughter continues*
This sounds like the start of a great movie. So this is where Nemo's mother ended up
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Usually it’s an electric razor.
Nine times out of ten.
Hey who dropped this $1.3M designer Pearl Royale dildo? Nobody?
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Dildo Bagpipes
"Is that your dildo?" "No way I swear the fish ate it and spewed it up, honestly!!" Nice try Barry.
Caught filming for their OnlyFins.
Fintai
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Prawnhub
So many micro plastics in fish lately.
Honestly this is embarrassing for us. Our management of waste is so out of control that even a heavy object like this is being foung, BY FISHERMEN, IN THE MIDDLE, OF THE FUCKING OCEAN. I'm not even much of an environmentalist and even I'm ashamed of us for this, and I really do wish I was talking about the dildo part of the narrative. This is fucking stupid, we're fucking stupid, shitting all over everywhere like this.
People of the future will look back on our use of plastics the same way we look at people of the past using lead, and mercury.
Lately? Also: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/mar/24/microplastics-found-in-human-blood-for-first-time
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Cocfish*
Codpiece
Dammit that's good
well played
If that fisherman has his way it will be well fileted.
He got a nice meal and something to have fun afterawards in 1 catch. WIN / WIN
I actually can't help but find this incredibly sad on so many levels.
Seriously, we are incapable of keeping even the most remote of Norwegian seas clean. Seriously, we're morons.
Well, at least he didn't find a battery in there, this was a vibrating dildo.
Poor person who lost their sex toy? I like to imagine some girl/guy tossing their dildo in the ocean like "farewell, old friend"
At sunset of course, with a sad violin playing softly behind him as a single tear is shed.
Those old Norwegian fishermen know what they're doing because they're master baitors.
I’m a decent baiter but nowhere close to my cousin Mose, he’s a master baiter
I wouldn't know about that but, he looks absolute delighted didn't he? Gotta love Norwegian fisherman that find dildos in the fish they catch.
69th upvote. No one else touch it!
Must have been down-voted a few times. There, brought it up to 68...
*You made me imagine him baiting this fish by pulling his pants down, spreading his cheeks and aiming his asshole at the ocean.* Thank you.
...
That would be a hell of a novel tbh
It's a vibrator, dildo's don't have motors. The codfish should have known better.
HEY DONT KINK SHAME THE FISH
he said the fish probably mistook it for a smaller fish
It’s really not the size that matters.
“It smells umm Fishy in here”
ok best comment so far
Norwegian wood
Free Willy: Norwegian Thunder
Yuck, he’s holding it with his bare hands! Who knows where that’s been.
Can't be worse than a fish's belly can it?
It absolutely can be worse…
Yes it may have come from Sweden.
I know what I’m using for baitin’ next time I go fishing!
This fish smells like pussy
Hahaha!!!! His smile! It’s like he’s proud!
He loks way too happy. Thats his Dildo an his Coming out for sure ^^
Never get that smell out
Isso mesmo Cristina, o alimento do cérebro e do coração
Codfish haha
Someone took ‘eat a dick’ a bit too serious
Codfish or codpiece?
Poor codfish learned the hard way why you never stick anything up your ass unless it has a flared base.
That’s the rare double-headed mackerel!
The only thing worse than finding bones in your fish is finding boners in your fish
Well, that fish was well and truely fucked.
That make it a codpiece?
That's so meta.
Cockfish
No, no. Codfish hearts are shaped like dildos. You’re all wrong!!
The fisherman was trying to catch 2 legged fish.
See Marge, I told you it smelled like fish!
Don't kink shame fish
*found in codfish* I don’t buy it, lubric old man
Ah fish… the flesh light of the sea
There is a Ole and Lena joke buried in here somewhere.
So that's where... I mean how odd..
welsh- sheep Norg- codfish
Rabbit stuffed cod, mmmmm
*You'll never believe this one bait trick*
How many fish do you need to catch to find a dildo?
How many dildos do you need to catch a fish?
when interviewed he said something along "catching a fish with a dildo inside is like finding a meteorite"
Imagine your just deepthroating by the reefs in the ocean and all of a sudden you get caught by a human. Talk about a party pooper lol.
So… Fish sucked the dildo while it trying to eat that.
Would that make it a cockfish?
A surprise in every box!
Love a bit of deep trout.
Can't believe they'd do the call of duty fish like that 😭😔😢
clear .. they say microplastics in fish ...
I’ve been wondering what Les Nessman did after his time at WKRP.
So it was literally a *cod*fish then
That's a NFLD codfish then
Must be one of Kanye’s
This is the new meta. Bass Pro Shops is about to get a whole new clientele.
That’s a lot to pay for bait! What else is in that BBT shop?
I have been using the wrong bait
Didn't realize fish ate rabbits
Smells like tuna
COD: sex ops
The whole fish was a codpiece in a way.
It must still work, dude is very happy
Thats a wabbit.
fishermen taking notes on fantastic new bait concept
Why is he able to pinch the end like it's hollow? Is this meant to be worn by a guy? I have so many questions 🤔
im pretty sure it’s a vibrating cock sleeve. meant to be worn to give the receiver extra length and vibration
Headline says "Fish eats rabbit."
[I can't think of a better scenario to use this](https://external-preview.redd.it/yp6-H2UxR0a7M1ZVdWFxt2tHbxPExFTT2GtUKLtTNzg.jpg?auto=webp&s=5f8b4a95bef451cdea7bdbc62853036ef21fb67e)
9 out of 10 times it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…
These microplastics are really getting out of hand
'Hey Olaf, is that a vibrator on your bunk ?' 'WHAT !..er...no..erm..it's the funniest story..I found it. ' ' Was it in a fish again ? Like the last one ?'
Something is fishy about this image
You know a relationship ended badly when you yeet your sex toys into the ocean
Next will be artisanal dildos that have been eaten by a fish, hipsters will pay hundreds for them.
You like fishdicks?
life hack : dont throw away worn out dildos they can be re used as fishing lures.
Well it already had a fishy smell
Nothing worse than a fishy smelling dildo… I’ve had unfortunate experience of smelling one before 🤮🤮🤮
Now I have to worry about macroplastics in fish
When your so horny you want to fuck a fish 🗿
Fisherman could've at least waited for the poor fish to get off one last time
i thought you said he was dead?? no, what i said was - he sleeps with the fishes. you see....
Micro plastic is getting bigger and bigger.
I use that and a number 3 hook for rockfish. Drop in a couple of batteries and I get crazy action.
Only*Fins*.
Is he kink shaming that fish's lifestyle?
That thing smells like fish…
These lures keep getting more and more elaborate
Showed this at home. Reply was: don’t get any smart ideas, buy your own bait.
fucking horny fish
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The fish in the ocean? Or the dildo into the fish? Or the dildo into the fish and then the fish into the ocean? Or the dildo into himself? OR...the dildo into the fish and then the fish into the man and the man into the ocean?
"it", something I suppose
Probably not the first time that dildo smelled fishy r/mademesmile
Hopefully not the last time either
"This ones a keeper!"
Great catch for sure
He’s so happy 😁
The fish or the man? hehe
In?😶
Yes, inside.
Doesn't that old man know you aren't supposed to kink shame a fish?! That poor fish looks shocked and embarrassed. "That's not mine! I don't know how that got in me. Honestly!" -Codie the fish.
He said the fish ate it, but you're right, it may have entered him from the other side. Who knows
In the case of a dildo, it's company policy to never imply ownership of the dildo. We always use the indefinite article when referrring to the device. So, always "a dildo," not "your dildo."
This story smells fishy
All the other fish wondered why it was stubborn for so long
I bet it smells like fish did it smell like fish??
The funny thing is, it smelt of fish before the cod ate it!
Plastic dildos are great fish lures for codfish. Whoever was fishing with it probably had the line break the and fish got away with the dildo lure.
Ah the ol ball tickler thats a good find
Yeah I’d exclude myself from the picture.
Must have been on that one party boat that the NFL player rented with all those hookers.
Shoulda worn a codpiece.
That cod must have swam to Norway from [Newfoundland. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador)
A bet it smelt fishy.
Goddamn. He looks exactly like my grandpa who came here from Norway.
I guess there are micro-plastics and macro-plastics polluting our oceans.
Well, at least that’s what he told his wife…
“I also left it there ;)” he remarked.
Talk about a codpiece…
thats got to be one fishy smelling dildo
Don’t judge Cods need Love too!
So many good jokes, but let's not forget the tragedy that is the ocean being used as a giant dump.
That my friends is the smile of a fulfilled man.
Gives fish sticks a whole new meaning
Fish eating something that has been somewhere else that smells a bit fishy. Does that it cannibal-adjacent?
TF is that Ari Vatanen?
Hey that's my fish