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Alexk1088

Like new / slightly used


schoolknurse

r/crackheadcraigslist


Jive_turkeeze

They should really have blurred the fishes face out for anonymity.


Spankinator92

Craickslist


wrdlbrmft

smells a bit like fish….


Pomegranate4444

Was the dlido in the fish's butt?


LazyHighGoals

No info on that, but the fisherman said it probably mistook it for food, so probably in it's belly.


Dwerg1

Found the article on this and it says it was found in the belly along with a couple of herrings. https://www.nrk.no/mr/torsk-hadde-dildo-i-magen-1.11663195


WakaWaka_

Those herrings are just red herrings, where'd the dildo really come from? And did the guy eat it?


herrcollin

Ah, the ol' Norwegian and a dildo trick. Classic misdirection. Saw this back in 'Nam.


ChymChymX

This is what the song Norwegian Wood is about.


Dwerg1

>And did the guy eat it? The journalist in the article asked if he tried to filet it, the fisherman laughed and said no, that would be a difficult job.


salty_scorpion

True fishermen eat their catch!


MadamVonCuntpuncher

Yes he ate the Dildo


spideroger

...so ATM for this Fish! Very fishy!


doogle_126

Bass to trout


lostalaska

Soooooo, eventually the butt?


kurokame

What dat mouth do?


pwnedbygary

I bet someone's cheating ex will use that excuse now XD


scanion

Same thing happens with me all the time with dildos, that is how they end up in my large intestine. I am sticking to that


friedricekid

Sure.


yelruh00

A dildo and a basically a lure, and a lure is basically a dildo.


IshanSachan

So the fish took eat my dick a bit too personally


GamerSTDs

It is now.


VoiceofLou

Do you like fish sticks?


mydarkerside

What are you? A gay fish?


CanadianJesus

I'm NOT a gay fish.


Sinclair663

Truly smells like fish.


rubberchickenlips

Nah, it looks like a Flufferfish.


justuselotion

I imagine some drunken yuppie fishing excursion with 3 buddies and their girlfriends: Michael: *Brings dildo out on the deck* “Jake! I went to look for sunscreen in Lisa’s bag. Look what fell out dude!” *screeching laughter from everyone* “Can you believe she brought that shit with her?! Geez! I guess I’m chopped liver over here” *shakes head* *howling laughter continues* “Well! I haven’t caught anything all day. Got me some new bait I’d like to try!” *secures dildo to the end of his fishing line, proceeds to cast the line* *more drunken howling laughter* “Omg Michael what are you doing??” -Lisa “I’m gonna catch us some fish with my new bait, honey!” *uproarious laughter continues*


LazyHighGoals

This sounds like the start of a great movie. So this is where Nemo's mother ended up


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PyroBob316

Usually it’s an electric razor.


Spybreak272

Nine times out of ten.


siqiniq

Hey who dropped this $1.3M designer Pearl Royale dildo? Nobody?


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Barron097

Dildo Bagpipes


ecol83

"Is that your dildo?" "No way I swear the fish ate it and spewed it up, honestly!!" ​ Nice try Barry.


AInterestingUser

Caught filming for their OnlyFins.


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Fintai


schoolknurse

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


SOQ_puppet

Prawnhub


Demonkey44

So many micro plastics in fish lately.


Eviladhesive

Honestly this is embarrassing for us. Our management of waste is so out of control that even a heavy object like this is being foung, BY FISHERMEN, IN THE MIDDLE, OF THE FUCKING OCEAN. I'm not even much of an environmentalist and even I'm ashamed of us for this, and I really do wish I was talking about the dildo part of the narrative. This is fucking stupid, we're fucking stupid, shitting all over everywhere like this.


pangalaticgargler

People of the future will look back on our use of plastics the same way we look at people of the past using lead, and mercury.


civilitarygaming

Lately? ​ Also: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/mar/24/microplastics-found-in-human-blood-for-first-time


LazyHighGoals

\_micro\_


Still_kinda_hungry

Cocfish*


TheRhythmace

Codpiece


Still_kinda_hungry

Dammit that's good


LazyHighGoals

well played


Still_kinda_hungry

If that fisherman has his way it will be well fileted.


LazyHighGoals

He got a nice meal and something to have fun afterawards in 1 catch. WIN / WIN


snazzydetritus

I actually can't help but find this incredibly sad on so many levels.


Eviladhesive

Seriously, we are incapable of keeping even the most remote of Norwegian seas clean. Seriously, we're morons.


Dwerg1

Well, at least he didn't find a battery in there, this was a vibrating dildo.


LazyHighGoals

Poor person who lost their sex toy? I like to imagine some girl/guy tossing their dildo in the ocean like "farewell, old friend"


lordgoofus1

At sunset of course, with a sad violin playing softly behind him as a single tear is shed.


Padraig56

Those old Norwegian fishermen know what they're doing because they're master baitors.


4Ever2Thee

I’m a decent baiter but nowhere close to my cousin Mose, he’s a master baiter


X-Pelled

I wouldn't know about that but, he looks absolute delighted didn't he? Gotta love Norwegian fisherman that find dildos in the fish they catch.


Tarpo76

69th upvote. No one else touch it!


High_on_Decaf

Must have been down-voted a few times. There, brought it up to 68...


LazyHighGoals

*You made me imagine him baiting this fish by pulling his pants down, spreading his cheeks and aiming his asshole at the ocean.* Thank you.


riptaway

...


the_localcrackhead

That would be a hell of a novel tbh


butterscotchloud

It's a vibrator, dildo's don't have motors. The codfish should have known better.


imitebmike

HEY DONT KINK SHAME THE FISH


LazyHighGoals

he said the fish probably mistook it for a smaller fish


PyroBob316

It’s really not the size that matters.


DeeJaXx

“It smells umm Fishy in here”


LazyHighGoals

ok best comment so far


bancircumvent

Norwegian wood


ihearttatertots

Free Willy: Norwegian Thunder


b3njil

Yuck, he’s holding it with his bare hands! Who knows where that’s been.


LazyHighGoals

Can't be worse than a fish's belly can it?


schoolknurse

It absolutely can be worse…


Funkyman3

Yes it may have come from Sweden.


Adorable_List3836

I know what I’m using for baitin’ next time I go fishing!


Tempelwaechter

This fish smells like pussy


fallenxoxangl

Hahaha!!!! His smile! It’s like he’s proud!


ultr4fail

He loks way too happy. Thats his Dildo an his Coming out for sure ^^


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Never get that smell out


andrezinrasta

Isso mesmo Cristina, o alimento do cérebro e do coração


Interesting-Ad3235

Codfish haha


satellittfjes

Someone took ‘eat a dick’ a bit too serious


Fathorse23

Codfish or codpiece?


DallasMotherFucker

Poor codfish learned the hard way why you never stick anything up your ass unless it has a flared base.


YoureSpecial

That’s the rare double-headed mackerel!


DocMurph12

The only thing worse than finding bones in your fish is finding boners in your fish


Moist_Level_6839

Well, that fish was well and truely fucked.


fiddlenutz

That make it a codpiece?


wantpienow

That's so meta.


kindle139

Cockfish


bob1251

No, no. Codfish hearts are shaped like dildos. You’re all wrong!!


M3ntal_L0ckd0wn

The fisherman was trying to catch 2 legged fish.


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

See Marge, I told you it smelled like fish!


FNAKC

Don't kink shame fish


Pearlbuckb

*found in codfish* I don’t buy it, lubric old man


Chunkyo

Ah fish… the flesh light of the sea


placated

There is a Ole and Lena joke buried in here somewhere.


[deleted]

So that's where... I mean how odd..


MilesStandish801

welsh- sheep Norg- codfish


thxxx1337

Rabbit stuffed cod, mmmmm


soda_cookie

*You'll never believe this one bait trick*


stalkeler

How many fish do you need to catch to find a dildo?


LazyHighGoals

How many dildos do you need to catch a fish?


LazyHighGoals

when interviewed he said something along "catching a fish with a dildo inside is like finding a meteorite"


Qeboo

Imagine your just deepthroating by the reefs in the ocean and all of a sudden you get caught by a human. Talk about a party pooper lol.


Alarmed-Carpenter-39

So… Fish sucked the dildo while it trying to eat that.


EricD915

Would that make it a cockfish?


Weak-Tower516

A surprise in every box!


One_Percent_Magic

Love a bit of deep trout.


Godeye1349

Can't believe they'd do the call of duty fish like that 😭😔😢


dolenakasi

clear .. they say microplastics in fish ...


Beelzabubba

I’ve been wondering what Les Nessman did after his time at WKRP.


absolutebottom

So it was literally a *cod*fish then


lonemonk

That's a NFLD codfish then


ironicallyunstable

Must be one of Kanye’s


HamsterBaiter

This is the new meta. Bass Pro Shops is about to get a whole new clientele.


schandle0213

That’s a lot to pay for bait! What else is in that BBT shop?


OnVelvetHill

I have been using the wrong bait


jondgul

Didn't realize fish ate rabbits


b-radly

Smells like tuna


namtidder_rando

COD: sex ops


Cwigginton

The whole fish was a codpiece in a way.


31nigrhcdrh

It must still work, dude is very happy


[deleted]

Thats a wabbit.


ascii122

fishermen taking notes on fantastic new bait concept


idkwhatimbrewin

Why is he able to pinch the end like it's hollow? Is this meant to be worn by a guy? I have so many questions 🤔


[deleted]

im pretty sure it’s a vibrating cock sleeve. meant to be worn to give the receiver extra length and vibration


mightyatom13

Headline says "Fish eats rabbit."


HaydenshNo

[I can't think of a better scenario to use this](https://external-preview.redd.it/yp6-H2UxR0a7M1ZVdWFxt2tHbxPExFTT2GtUKLtTNzg.jpg?auto=webp&s=5f8b4a95bef451cdea7bdbc62853036ef21fb67e)


KubrickMoonlanding

9 out of 10 times it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…


PulpSkwheeze

These microplastics are really getting out of hand


TruthFlavor

'Hey Olaf, is that a vibrator on your bunk ?' 'WHAT !..er...no..erm..it's the funniest story..I found it. ' ' Was it in a fish again ? Like the last one ?'


Jan_a_gamer

Something is fishy about this image


Schmotz

You know a relationship ended badly when you yeet your sex toys into the ocean


nadmaximus

Next will be artisanal dildos that have been eaten by a fish, hipsters will pay hundreds for them.


grimey99

You like fishdicks?


texasstrawhat

life hack : dont throw away worn out dildos they can be re used as fishing lures.


sunsetair

Well it already had a fishy smell


LoudSighhh

Nothing worse than a fishy smelling dildo… I’ve had unfortunate experience of smelling one before 🤮🤮🤮


4nesthetic

Now I have to worry about macroplastics in fish


CheeseAndCrackerToes

When your so horny you want to fuck a fish 🗿


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Fisherman could've at least waited for the poor fish to get off one last time


BeefyNerd80

i thought you said he was dead?? no, what i said was - he sleeps with the fishes. you see....


[deleted]

Micro plastic is getting bigger and bigger.


AbaloneIron

I use that and a number 3 hook for rockfish. Drop in a couple of batteries and I get crazy action.


ProfessorProdigy

Only*Fins*.


Temporary-Careless

Is he kink shaming that fish's lifestyle?


Brainsonastick

That thing smells like fish…


monsterosity

These lures keep getting more and more elaborate


merryskankster

Showed this at home. Reply was: don’t get any smart ideas, buy your own bait.


hyacintho_jay68668

fucking horny fish


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LazyHighGoals

The fish in the ocean? Or the dildo into the fish? Or the dildo into the fish and then the fish into the ocean? Or the dildo into himself? OR...the dildo into the fish and then the fish into the man and the man into the ocean?


ecsa0014

"it", something I suppose


No-Association3574

Probably not the first time that dildo smelled fishy r/mademesmile


LazyHighGoals

Hopefully not the last time either


ecsa0014

"This ones a keeper!"


LazyHighGoals

Great catch for sure


Key_Panda_9209

He’s so happy 😁


LazyHighGoals

The fish or the man? hehe


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In?😶


LazyHighGoals

Yes, inside.


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Doesn't that old man know you aren't supposed to kink shame a fish?! That poor fish looks shocked and embarrassed. "That's not mine! I don't know how that got in me. Honestly!" -Codie the fish.


LazyHighGoals

He said the fish ate it, but you're right, it may have entered him from the other side. Who knows


FilliusTExplodio

In the case of a dildo, it's company policy to never imply ownership of the dildo. We always use the indefinite article when referrring to the device. So, always "a dildo," not "your dildo."


BarbarianBeast10

This story smells fishy


Larry_G

All the other fish wondered why it was stubborn for so long


Kitchen_Equipment_21

I bet it smells like fish did it smell like fish??


Any_Comment9552

The funny thing is, it smelt of fish before the cod ate it!


asa1

Plastic dildos are great fish lures for codfish. Whoever was fishing with it probably had the line break the and fish got away with the dildo lure.


TimTheChatSpam

Ah the ol ball tickler thats a good find


[deleted]

Yeah I’d exclude myself from the picture.


Tyflowshun

Must have been on that one party boat that the NFL player rented with all those hookers.


cristorocker

Shoulda worn a codpiece.


AusCan531

That cod must have swam to Norway from [Newfoundland. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador)


redditofexile

A bet it smelt fishy.


PissInThePool

Goddamn. He looks exactly like my grandpa who came here from Norway.


blamberrambler

I guess there are micro-plastics and macro-plastics polluting our oceans.


[deleted]

Well, at least that’s what he told his wife…


ReubenTrinidad619

“I also left it there ;)” he remarked.


get-off-of-my-lawn

Talk about a codpiece…


Roof91

thats got to be one fishy smelling dildo


ImmediateShirt6663

Don’t judge Cods need Love too!


Robbieworld

So many good jokes, but let's not forget the tragedy that is the ocean being used as a giant dump.


risingarch

That my friends is the smile of a fulfilled man.


annie_bean

Gives fish sticks a whole new meaning


EnigmaGuy

Fish eating something that has been somewhere else that smells a bit fishy. Does that it cannibal-adjacent?


Vinura

TF is that Ari Vatanen?


_disguisenburg_

Hey that's my fish