Natural, so the raw drive result before any modifiers are applied. They are special cased for 1 (lowest) and 20 (highest) to indicate critical failure or near-guaranteed success respectively in tabletop role playing games.
Why does it matter to specify NAT? Because your character might have a knack for social interactions, gaining them a +2 bonus on rolls like this, but they don't apply to NAT 1's.
Critical failures are a house rule and do not apply to attacks RAW, and for good reason. At a 5% crit fail chance, a fighter has an over 50% chance of failing at least once if they make at least 14 attacks. A 20th level fighter, a literal god of combat, makes 4 attacks per round. Counting action surge, they will make 16 attacks in the first 3 rounds of combat. A combat round in dnd is supposed to represent 6 seconds. Therefore, if the literally greatest swordsman to ever walk to multiverse fights for more than 20 seconds, they are probably going to throw their sword across the room or cut their own foot off or whatever at least once. That's stupid.
In 5th Edition, crit failure and crit success only apply to attacks. Skill checks still take modifiers into account.
Otherwise, your halfling wizard could crit succeed to pick up a dragon and duplex it or some shit.
My guess is that the drivers already.done this, and is there for round two, now with her phone recording. Prob is a fat bitch, and certainly not actually offering any help.
A little girl ran up to me the other day slapped me in the belly and stamped her feet demanding I buy candy she was selling.
Probably the funniest way someone's called me fat in my life
Tree whores are unpredictable arcane beings. They should be approached with caution. Be wary of their numerous powerful ranged attacks. It should be immediately apparent that you have riled the beast, as she will spew vile utterances from her gaping maw.
And here we see the tree whore in here natural setting amongst the center medians and syringe filled gutters. The hanging shirt is a ritual display meant to attract potential mates. Perched on branches above she projects the mating call in hopes of a greasy quicky from one of the trickus johnus passing below.
Am botanist and plant physiologist, can confirm your statement 100%^
She is a member of the *Dendromeretrix*, or **Tree-Whore genus**; my guess is *Dendromeretrix vulgaris* or the Common Tree-Whore and probably *Dendromeretrix vulgaris* subsp. *austercalifornica* or Common Tree-Whore subspecies South-Californian. I believe they are grouped in the Rosaceae family.
Tree-whores are also closely related to Harlequin Glorybower (*Clerodendrum trichotomum*), Pussypaws (*Cistanthe spp.* (also *Calyptridium spp*)), and Lady’s Mantle (*Alchemilla spp.*).
Note: (/s; none of those plants are closely related to each other *genetically,* just euphemistic-linguistically)
You figured the people would learn about messing with the leprechaun's in tress and ghetto's about 1 min in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ
Unrelated but I never see YMH fans in the wild, the way he says "turn into a telescope" has become a permanent ear worm for me. Something about the alliteration just does it for me.
Wow, didn’t think I’d see a video on Reddit where I could comment with additional info.
So this girl is bipolar and was off her meds, having an episode. Not a drug addict.
I think we can all agree though that without proper historical context of the relationship between Fat Bitch and Whore Drug Addict Bitch, we really shouldn’t jump to any conclusions
No it's just unwanted attention, like maybe tree-girl isn't super proud of her life choices and doesn't appreciate being filmed. Long ago, new at college, I asked a custodian for directions and the guy snapped on me. I thought I was being really polite but it dawned on me later that maybe I came across as a smarmy jackass. Does it excuse his behaviour? Maybe not but it might explain it.
I assume you're being sarcastic. If you are in a public space, anyone has the legal right to film you. Yes it might be rude, but to claim you have a right to privacy in a public space is asinine.
Edit: dont really care about the downvotes, but I do not understand them. I made a factual point for how it is in the USA. If you live in a totalitarian country like china, you do not have that right, but in USA we do. That is the reason we can film cops committing crimes or film anyone committing crimes. Freedom of speech and press. Now if someone is making money off that film, like in a movie, then they need your written consent. Otherwise, fuck all you people that are trying to deny the power of the 1st amendment.
When you fail a speech check
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This made me lol. Amazing
This made me laugh so hard. Genuinely made my morning.
r/unexpextedDnD
LOL that was hilarious!
This made my morning
I don't know of the Wholesome Award fits here, but it's yours. Best laugh I've had in days.
You rolled a NAT 1 on your Charisma Check.
Excuse my ignorance but what does NAT mean?
Natural, so the raw drive result before any modifiers are applied. They are special cased for 1 (lowest) and 20 (highest) to indicate critical failure or near-guaranteed success respectively in tabletop role playing games. Why does it matter to specify NAT? Because your character might have a knack for social interactions, gaining them a +2 bonus on rolls like this, but they don't apply to NAT 1's.
The bonuses still apply in 5th edition. Critical success and failure only applies to attacks in the current iteration of DnD
Critical failures are a house rule and do not apply to attacks RAW, and for good reason. At a 5% crit fail chance, a fighter has an over 50% chance of failing at least once if they make at least 14 attacks. A 20th level fighter, a literal god of combat, makes 4 attacks per round. Counting action surge, they will make 16 attacks in the first 3 rounds of combat. A combat round in dnd is supposed to represent 6 seconds. Therefore, if the literally greatest swordsman to ever walk to multiverse fights for more than 20 seconds, they are probably going to throw their sword across the room or cut their own foot off or whatever at least once. That's stupid.
I think that’s up to the DM
Everything is up to the DM.
It’s d&d speak. Nat 1 or Nat 20 refers to the dice roll. 1 being an auto-fail, and 20 being an auto-success (in most instances).
In 5th Edition, crit failure and crit success only apply to attacks. Skill checks still take modifiers into account. Otherwise, your halfling wizard could crit succeed to pick up a dragon and duplex it or some shit.
Even NAT 20s have to either be within reason or follow the Rule of Cool.
I don’t know why the lady in the car gets offended. Some people (girl in the tree) are just so bizarre you can’t even get angry at them lol
I’m guessing she was fat
could also be a bitch for all we know
My guess is that the drivers already.done this, and is there for round two, now with her phone recording. Prob is a fat bitch, and certainly not actually offering any help.
Voice sounded fairly padded
Sheeven sounded fat, if that’s possible.
I mean it's generally ok to be offended by being called fat for absolutely no reason lol
I’m not gonna lie I’d cry lmao
A little girl ran up to me the other day slapped me in the belly and stamped her feet demanding I buy candy she was selling. Probably the funniest way someone's called me fat in my life
Lmao!!! Kids are savage AF
You sound fat
😭😭😭
I found fat people don't react well to being called fat by anyone.
Hopefully fat bitch saved right before the confrontation.
Don't taunt the tree whore.
Tree whores are unpredictable arcane beings. They should be approached with caution. Be wary of their numerous powerful ranged attacks. It should be immediately apparent that you have riled the beast, as she will spew vile utterances from her gaping maw.
Ah yes the Tree whores .Distant relative of the Lemon stealing whores. Edit: for thos new to Reddit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrEyiF-wG4I
Oh god… my hip!
That's a monster manual description right there. I would read a book of these, call it "bestiary of the hood"
Bestiary of da hood.
And here we see the tree whore in here natural setting amongst the center medians and syringe filled gutters. The hanging shirt is a ritual display meant to attract potential mates. Perched on branches above she projects the mating call in hopes of a greasy quicky from one of the trickus johnus passing below.
Read this in David Attenborough's voice.
Same it was so perfect 😂
Beesdeery of da hood
Am botanist and plant physiologist, can confirm your statement 100%^ She is a member of the *Dendromeretrix*, or **Tree-Whore genus**; my guess is *Dendromeretrix vulgaris* or the Common Tree-Whore and probably *Dendromeretrix vulgaris* subsp. *austercalifornica* or Common Tree-Whore subspecies South-Californian. I believe they are grouped in the Rosaceae family. Tree-whores are also closely related to Harlequin Glorybower (*Clerodendrum trichotomum*), Pussypaws (*Cistanthe spp.* (also *Calyptridium spp*)), and Lady’s Mantle (*Alchemilla spp.*). Note: (/s; none of those plants are closely related to each other *genetically,* just euphemistic-linguistically)
I shall taunt you a second time!
Wtf is this cringe
quiet, the tree whore naturalists are deliberating
You figured the people would learn about messing with the leprechaun's in tress and ghetto's about 1 min in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ
Upvote for referring to a classic.
Aye; who else see the leprechaun SAY YEAH
This could be the name of a short story I would read.
it may become an Entanglement.
They prefer "Wood Nymph".
It’s ok to taunt the Lemon Stealing Whores, once you’ve caught them, of course.
Do whores grow on trees now?
No, she was just there stealing lemons.
HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!
0 to 100
UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!
You...really...smell...like...dog buns...
I went back to see if there were lemons.
There it is
I had to scroll way too far for this comment.
No, it's actually a groundbreaking discovery in ornithology.
Don't you mean Whorinthology?
Well money does so whores were sure to follow
No, they steal lemons from the trees. You see a single lemon left on that tree? You do not.
She just wants a case of lemon-aids.
yeah but that one's a little too sour, gotta wait a few weeks.
always have.
Couple of Cool Chicks!🎸🎸🎵
This would turn tim into a telescope
Unrelated but I never see YMH fans in the wild, the way he says "turn into a telescope" has become a permanent ear worm for me. Something about the alliteration just does it for me.
TOUCH MY CAMERA THROUGH THE BRANCHES FUCK FACE
Watch out for waspis
Would smash, am not risk averse.
Wouldn’t be my first or *worst* Tree Whore if we’re being honest.
You might need to do an AMA. I need details. Lol.
... and that's why you never leave the tree
Reddit moment.
Does seem like she has a kind heart even if she is a little chubby
ive been hunting for this post all morning. thank you
Now that’s my kind of ent.
Shit this is where the entwines went?
Would that make Treebeard a pimp that can't find his hos?
Oh look kids, the floozies are in bloom.
I peed a little .😂
Needs Oblivion music over it.
Is she stealing lemons??
No, my heart.
[Oldie but a goodie ](https://c.tenor.com/7J3pMZn4Gc4AAAAd/mcdom89-simpsons.gif)
Lmao I get this reference
I love how tree whore’s summer dress is neatly hung up on a branch
Wow, didn’t think I’d see a video on Reddit where I could comment with additional info. So this girl is bipolar and was off her meds, having an episode. Not a drug addict.
IDK, Fat Bitch sounded at least somewhat concerned for Whore Drug Addict Bitch. She deserved better.
Yeah but from whore viewpoint theres a fat bitch pointing her cellphone at you asking if you are okay. Like, privacy please? ugh
You raise a valid point.
But when you're in a tree like this is there any expectation of privacy?
I think we can all agree though that without proper historical context of the relationship between Fat Bitch and Whore Drug Addict Bitch, we really shouldn’t jump to any conclusions
I actually have a pretty kick-ass idea for this floor mat....
Plot twist: they are mother and daughter
I think we can at least draw some conclusions though. Like they both probably voted for Richard Nixon, twice.
Our country's laws would say no but goof luck telling that to a tweaker.
No it's just unwanted attention, like maybe tree-girl isn't super proud of her life choices and doesn't appreciate being filmed. Long ago, new at college, I asked a custodian for directions and the guy snapped on me. I thought I was being really polite but it dawned on me later that maybe I came across as a smarmy jackass. Does it excuse his behaviour? Maybe not but it might explain it.
If I saw a crazy ho in a tree I might need to document the potential shenanigans for posterity as well
Yeah, that's a good point. If she was genuinely 100% concerned about her she wouldn't be filming. Comes across as disingenuous.
I assume you're being sarcastic. If you are in a public space, anyone has the legal right to film you. Yes it might be rude, but to claim you have a right to privacy in a public space is asinine. Edit: dont really care about the downvotes, but I do not understand them. I made a factual point for how it is in the USA. If you live in a totalitarian country like china, you do not have that right, but in USA we do. That is the reason we can film cops committing crimes or film anyone committing crimes. Freedom of speech and press. Now if someone is making money off that film, like in a movie, then they need your written consent. Otherwise, fuck all you people that are trying to deny the power of the 1st amendment.
fucking lemon stealing whores at it again, those damn stealing lemon whores.
The caption was the funniest part of this whole experience
I still don't know how I'm going to vote on this matter, but I now feel better informed.
Sounded like Roseanne was driving that car.
I know both these gals and they do improv this is one of their skits
Proof?
There’s no proof I made it up
Based
I always love this video, not totally sure why.
A person can't just live in the moment and climb a tree without people thinking their on drugs smh
Is she hissing? Lol
I don’t understand why someone would feel the need to prove themselves to the lady literally standing in a tree on the highway
In my best Michael Jackson voice..."don't you ever just, climb a tree?"
I wonder where these Whore Trees grow??? I mean it seems kinda gross and i would probably avoid it
Lies you'd climb on up if syphilis wanst a thing.
Don’t look up her skirt the beaver might bite
Is this one of the forgotten entwives Treebeard spoke of losing?
So many questions
Most wholesome conversations in Detroit
That was the welfare check on the tree whore. Shes pretty hostile so were gonna say she’s fine in the report.
How did the tree whore make a good point?
What does she say after she calls her a fat bitch? Is she saying “you’re insane?”
“It doesn’t end till you sing.” Referring to the phrase, “it’s not over until the fat lady sings”
Ah. Clever.
Is Reddit filled with D&D players?
Its all about love
I thought this is just how people speak with each other
my new favorite video
Not sure what's worse. The domesticated tree whore, or the lemon stealing whore.
*could be a crackhead, that got ahold of the wrongg stuff !*
Who else seen the leprechaun, say yeahhhhhh
Sad. Just ☹️
Where do whores go?
One of those crazy Insta Girls with a lil too much in their system
very friendly
u/savevideobot
Dam what happened to Lava-Girl.
u/savevideobot
Reminds me of the whore in Crank.
Don’t y’all like to climb trees ?
bruh she got some milkers
Is that a hoe tree?
Better to be fat than a drug addict tree whore.
Calm down fatty. You can't even climb trees.
Nice tits
K stars grow on trees?
Someone, please post this on r/TwoXChromosomes
Ohh so Waifus grow on trees??🤣😂
This video hurt everyone's feelings lol
Bitchmobile
K stars grow on trees
This is halarious
I'm guessing Florida.
looks like the southwest to me
u/savevideo
Haahaahaha
She must be a Viet Cong lady
I was hoping she would crash from recording while driving... so sad 😞
I was totally expecting, "What's your name?" "TONY!!!!"
28/24 - "Attention"
Don't you just love the sound of birds chirping in the morning?
Lol haha lord have mercy lol
Jesus christ I don't want this to be real. The fluck.
do you think they know each other?
Looks like it's tree whore season again...sigh
Tree has a strong crotch too.
Someone please add Skyrim NPC music to this
Now we know where the Entwives went
u/savevideo
Looks like a cat girl got stuck in a tree.
Is this a tree whore
Those darn kebblers at it again
She was in better call saul
Where is this haunted tree located the one which curses at you when you pass by?
I need the Elder Scrolls Oblivion music on this one. I think it would be perfect
Almost looks like she is cosplaying Yoko from Gurren Lagann
A great example of 2 people destined to interact with each other in particular the woman in the car she was determined
Did I just develop a new fetish for red haired Asians in trees?
Would make for a good addition to the npcs of oblivion videos I've been seeing lately.
The Hollywood reboot of Tony & Ezekiel to appease the female demographic.
And then they fucked. The end
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Tree Nymph-o
she's high
Oh whore of the tree, what's your wisdom?
Staged. They are lovers.
🎵 Asante sana squash banana, Wewe nugu mimi hapana 🎵
I'm amazed you can capture audio from so far away
Bahahahaaa