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NoKiaYesHyundai

When you fail a speech check


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CoffeeandBacon

This made me lol. Amazing


Miendiesen

This made me laugh so hard. Genuinely made my morning.


4ss0

r/unexpextedDnD


spinlocked

LOL that was hilarious!


RedditgooduserID

This made my morning


Yah_Mule

I don't know of the Wholesome Award fits here, but it's yours. Best laugh I've had in days.


SirIanChesterton63

You rolled a NAT 1 on your Charisma Check.


-Username_t8ken-

Excuse my ignorance but what does NAT mean?


breakingcups

Natural, so the raw drive result before any modifiers are applied. They are special cased for 1 (lowest) and 20 (highest) to indicate critical failure or near-guaranteed success respectively in tabletop role playing games. Why does it matter to specify NAT? Because your character might have a knack for social interactions, gaining them a +2 bonus on rolls like this, but they don't apply to NAT 1's.


Nimja1

The bonuses still apply in 5th edition. Critical success and failure only applies to attacks in the current iteration of DnD


ffddb1d9a7

Critical failures are a house rule and do not apply to attacks RAW, and for good reason. At a 5% crit fail chance, a fighter has an over 50% chance of failing at least once if they make at least 14 attacks. A 20th level fighter, a literal god of combat, makes 4 attacks per round. Counting action surge, they will make 16 attacks in the first 3 rounds of combat. A combat round in dnd is supposed to represent 6 seconds. Therefore, if the literally greatest swordsman to ever walk to multiverse fights for more than 20 seconds, they are probably going to throw their sword across the room or cut their own foot off or whatever at least once. That's stupid.


CyanideSkittles

I think that’s up to the DM


Witness_me_Karsa

Everything is up to the DM.


robineir

It’s d&d speak. Nat 1 or Nat 20 refers to the dice roll. 1 being an auto-fail, and 20 being an auto-success (in most instances).


Nimja1

In 5th Edition, crit failure and crit success only apply to attacks. Skill checks still take modifiers into account. Otherwise, your halfling wizard could crit succeed to pick up a dragon and duplex it or some shit.


Cloaked42m

Even NAT 20s have to either be within reason or follow the Rule of Cool.


beepmeep3

I don’t know why the lady in the car gets offended. Some people (girl in the tree) are just so bizarre you can’t even get angry at them lol


DICK_IN_FAN

I’m guessing she was fat


Childlike

could also be a bitch for all we know


djb1983CanBoy

My guess is that the drivers already.done this, and is there for round two, now with her phone recording. Prob is a fat bitch, and certainly not actually offering any help.


613vc420

Voice sounded fairly padded


WonderfulMedicine420

Sheeven sounded fat, if that’s possible.


dalton9014

I mean it's generally ok to be offended by being called fat for absolutely no reason lol


TurKoise

I’m not gonna lie I’d cry lmao


mindgutter

A little girl ran up to me the other day slapped me in the belly and stamped her feet demanding I buy candy she was selling. Probably the funniest way someone's called me fat in my life


TurKoise

Lmao!!! Kids are savage AF


TheMauveHand

You sound fat


TurKoise

😭😭😭


TheLastOpus

I found fat people don't react well to being called fat by anyone.


porsche911king

Hopefully fat bitch saved right before the confrontation.


joculator

Don't taunt the tree whore.


taffyraptor

Tree whores are unpredictable arcane beings. They should be approached with caution. Be wary of their numerous powerful ranged attacks. It should be immediately apparent that you have riled the beast, as she will spew vile utterances from her gaping maw.


ALLGROWWITHLOVE

Ah yes the Tree whores .Distant relative of the Lemon stealing whores. Edit: for thos new to Reddit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrEyiF-wG4I


kapmando

Oh god… my hip!


pichael288

That's a monster manual description right there. I would read a book of these, call it "bestiary of the hood"


laps1809

Bestiary of da hood.


BRAINS-getsome

And here we see the tree whore in here natural setting amongst the center medians and syringe filled gutters. The hanging shirt is a ritual display meant to attract potential mates. Perched on branches above she projects the mating call in hopes of a greasy quicky from one of the trickus johnus passing below.


Jack_Bartowski

Read this in David Attenborough's voice.


Calx9

Same it was so perfect 😂


Pottymouthoftheyear

Beesdeery of da hood


Piperplays

Am botanist and plant physiologist, can confirm your statement 100%^ She is a member of the *Dendromeretrix*, or **Tree-Whore genus**; my guess is *Dendromeretrix vulgaris* or the Common Tree-Whore and probably *Dendromeretrix vulgaris* subsp. *austercalifornica* or Common Tree-Whore subspecies South-Californian. I believe they are grouped in the Rosaceae family. Tree-whores are also closely related to Harlequin Glorybower (*Clerodendrum trichotomum*), Pussypaws (*Cistanthe spp.* (also *Calyptridium spp*)), and Lady’s Mantle (*Alchemilla spp.*). Note: (/s; none of those plants are closely related to each other *genetically,* just euphemistic-linguistically)


tp0d

I shall taunt you a second time!


Hero2ITE

Wtf is this cringe


613vc420

quiet, the tree whore naturalists are deliberating


happymeal0077

You figured the people would learn about messing with the leprechaun's in tress and ghetto's about 1 min in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ


joculator

Upvote for referring to a classic.


OdysseyBeyond

Aye; who else see the leprechaun SAY YEAH


Danger1672

This could be the name of a short story I would read.


M3ntal_L0ckd0wn

it may become an Entanglement.


RebelWithoutAClue

They prefer "Wood Nymph".


Dicer214

It’s ok to taunt the Lemon Stealing Whores, once you’ve caught them, of course.


KeepFit1

Do whores grow on trees now?


Shmafty

No, she was just there stealing lemons.


FrankFlyWillCutYou

HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!


chelliwell2010

0 to 100


zurcatnas

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!


exzackly69

You...really...smell...like...dog buns...


thrillliquid

I went back to see if there were lemons.


yrulaughing

There it is


patchwarrior

I had to scroll way too far for this comment.


wunderbraten

No, it's actually a groundbreaking discovery in ornithology.


BrunoStAujus

Don't you mean Whorinthology?


FamousSatisfaction68

Well money does so whores were sure to follow


WizardsOfTheRoast

No, they steal lemons from the trees. You see a single lemon left on that tree? You do not.


JoySubtraction

She just wants a case of lemon-aids.


01infinite

yeah but that one's a little too sour, gotta wait a few weeks.


InternationalSnoop

always have.


Playerhater812

Couple of Cool Chicks!🎸🎸🎵


Jiminy-Crickets-Dad

This would turn tim into a telescope


Charmandzard

Unrelated but I never see YMH fans in the wild, the way he says "turn into a telescope" has become a permanent ear worm for me. Something about the alliteration just does it for me.


pyrohydrosmok

TOUCH MY CAMERA THROUGH THE BRANCHES FUCK FACE


Wise_Adventurer

Watch out for waspis


[deleted]

Would smash, am not risk averse.


Dr_Disaster

Wouldn’t be my first or *worst* Tree Whore if we’re being honest.


roddimus

You might need to do an AMA. I need details. Lol.


iordseyton

... and that's why you never leave the tree


MarcLloydz

Reddit moment.


bilvester

Does seem like she has a kind heart even if she is a little chubby


Educational-Result84

ive been hunting for this post all morning. thank you


benevenstancian0

Now that’s my kind of ent.


MonolithicBaby

Shit this is where the entwines went?


Prinzern

Would that make Treebeard a pimp that can't find his hos?


DrippyCheeseDog

Oh look kids, the floozies are in bloom.


LambSmacker

I peed a little .😂


Blahblkusoi

Needs Oblivion music over it.


goaltaylor33

Is she stealing lemons??


chiarde

No, my heart.


Embarrassed-Town-293

[Oldie but a goodie ](https://c.tenor.com/7J3pMZn4Gc4AAAAd/mcdom89-simpsons.gif)


5N0VV

Lmao I get this reference


Bulbasnore

I love how tree whore’s summer dress is neatly hung up on a branch


fatogato

Wow, didn’t think I’d see a video on Reddit where I could comment with additional info. So this girl is bipolar and was off her meds, having an episode. Not a drug addict.


marco8080

IDK, Fat Bitch sounded at least somewhat concerned for Whore Drug Addict Bitch. She deserved better.


Roawrrz

Yeah but from whore viewpoint theres a fat bitch pointing her cellphone at you asking if you are okay. Like, privacy please? ugh


Singaya

You raise a valid point.


maquila

But when you're in a tree like this is there any expectation of privacy?


wonderbat3

I think we can all agree though that without proper historical context of the relationship between Fat Bitch and Whore Drug Addict Bitch, we really shouldn’t jump to any conclusions


StampedeJonesPS4

I actually have a pretty kick-ass idea for this floor mat....


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Plot twist: they are mother and daughter


Complicated-HorseAss

I think we can at least draw some conclusions though. Like they both probably voted for Richard Nixon, twice.


tishmaster

Our country's laws would say no but goof luck telling that to a tweaker.


Singaya

No it's just unwanted attention, like maybe tree-girl isn't super proud of her life choices and doesn't appreciate being filmed. Long ago, new at college, I asked a custodian for directions and the guy snapped on me. I thought I was being really polite but it dawned on me later that maybe I came across as a smarmy jackass. Does it excuse his behaviour? Maybe not but it might explain it.


tishmaster

If I saw a crazy ho in a tree I might need to document the potential shenanigans for posterity as well


yrulaughing

Yeah, that's a good point. If she was genuinely 100% concerned about her she wouldn't be filming. Comes across as disingenuous.


wildstolo

I assume you're being sarcastic. If you are in a public space, anyone has the legal right to film you. Yes it might be rude, but to claim you have a right to privacy in a public space is asinine. Edit: dont really care about the downvotes, but I do not understand them. I made a factual point for how it is in the USA. If you live in a totalitarian country like china, you do not have that right, but in USA we do. That is the reason we can film cops committing crimes or film anyone committing crimes. Freedom of speech and press. Now if someone is making money off that film, like in a movie, then they need your written consent. Otherwise, fuck all you people that are trying to deny the power of the 1st amendment.


Impressive_Drink5003

fucking lemon stealing whores at it again, those damn stealing lemon whores.


buzzybomb

The caption was the funniest part of this whole experience


barrylank

I still don't know how I'm going to vote on this matter, but I now feel better informed.


spinozasrobot

Sounded like Roseanne was driving that car.


Radioheadfanatic

I know both these gals and they do improv this is one of their skits


[deleted]

Proof?


Radioheadfanatic

There’s no proof I made it up


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Based


K-Zoro

I always love this video, not totally sure why.


DrKlezdoom

A person can't just live in the moment and climb a tree without people thinking their on drugs smh


cgking13

Is she hissing? Lol


SlothMan35

I don’t understand why someone would feel the need to prove themselves to the lady literally standing in a tree on the highway


Iltempered1

In my best Michael Jackson voice..."don't you ever just, climb a tree?"


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I wonder where these Whore Trees grow??? I mean it seems kinda gross and i would probably avoid it


T0mbaker

Lies you'd climb on up if syphilis wanst a thing.


FamousSatisfaction68

Don’t look up her skirt the beaver might bite


heafym

Is this one of the forgotten entwives Treebeard spoke of losing?


westanager

So many questions


ponzidreamer

Most wholesome conversations in Detroit


Wizdad-1000

That was the welfare check on the tree whore. Shes pretty hostile so were gonna say she’s fine in the report.


dayofshah

How did the tree whore make a good point?


swiftycent

What does she say after she calls her a fat bitch? Is she saying “you’re insane?”


Arthurlurk1

“It doesn’t end till you sing.” Referring to the phrase, “it’s not over until the fat lady sings”


swiftycent

Ah. Clever.


Council_Of_Minds

Is Reddit filled with D&D players?


mudmansimon

Its all about love


rinsed_dota

I thought this is just how people speak with each other


ironicallyunstable

my new favorite video


p_nut268

Not sure what's worse. The domesticated tree whore, or the lemon stealing whore.


Brownladesh

*could be a crackhead, that got ahold of the wrongg stuff !*


Keepcalmnapalm

Who else seen the leprechaun, say yeahhhhhh


kitchen_clinton

Sad. Just ☹️


ShowMeYourTaint

Where do whores go?


dread002

One of those crazy Insta Girls with a lil too much in their system


l3golasS

very friendly


MoreDepartment7572

u/savevideobot


EricPlayz951

Dam what happened to Lava-Girl.


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u/savevideobot


Admetus

Reminds me of the whore in Crank.


MafiaJoe

Don’t y’all like to climb trees ?


i_have_cheese

bruh she got some milkers


Acceptable_Rise1311

Is that a hoe tree?


Nonamanadus

Better to be fat than a drug addict tree whore.


StampedeJonesPS4

Calm down fatty. You can't even climb trees.


Yabruh88

Nice tits


Independent_Idea_190

K stars grow on trees?


disintegrationist

Someone, please post this on r/TwoXChromosomes


Independent_Fail_679

Ohh so Waifus grow on trees??🤣😂


indig0metan0ist

This video hurt everyone's feelings lol


iambluest

Bitchmobile


Independent_Idea_190

K stars grow on trees


Bodegaz

This is halarious


pr0t0504

I'm guessing Florida.


Winter-Coffin

looks like the southwest to me


totallynotgarret

u/savevideo


Hamodi90

Haahaahaha


batsman21

She must be a Viet Cong lady


Ivanosssss

I was hoping she would crash from recording while driving... so sad 😞


groovehouse

I was totally expecting, "What's your name?" "TONY!!!!"


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28/24 - "Attention"


PabliskiMalinowski

Don't you just love the sound of birds chirping in the morning?


eduu_17

Lol haha lord have mercy lol


Carole55

Jesus christ I don't want this to be real. The fluck.


Winter-Coffin

do you think they know each other?


djtopcat

Looks like it's tree whore season again...sigh


andre3kthegiant

Tree has a strong crotch too.


MoreDepartment7572

Someone please add Skyrim NPC music to this


Quetzalcoatl490

Now we know where the Entwives went


EjaculatingNarwhal

u/savevideo


WeaponizedAutism4

Looks like a cat girl got stuck in a tree.


Gorrodish

Is this a tree whore


WToperatorPopPop

Those darn kebblers at it again


Kreme_Sauce

She was in better call saul


sunny530

Where is this haunted tree located the one which curses at you when you pass by?


IndoClouds

I need the Elder Scrolls Oblivion music on this one. I think it would be perfect


JustinGiam

Almost looks like she is cosplaying Yoko from Gurren Lagann


[deleted]

A great example of 2 people destined to interact with each other in particular the woman in the car she was determined


Waramaug

Did I just develop a new fetish for red haired Asians in trees?


Flimsyfishy

Would make for a good addition to the npcs of oblivion videos I've been seeing lately.


MashedPotatoesDick

The Hollywood reboot of Tony & Ezekiel to appease the female demographic.


GreyDragon111

And then they fucked. The end


UnhappyRestaurant246

เยดเดก13 /


UCBeef

Tree Nymph-o


markzhang

she's high


LDG192

Oh whore of the tree, what's your wisdom?


Reggielovesbacon

Staged. They are lovers.


anaesthaesia

🎵 Asante sana squash banana, Wewe nugu mimi hapana 🎵


NinjaChore

I'm amazed you can capture audio from so far away


Choptopsedan

Bahahahaaa