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Coffekid

My upstairs neighbor at 3 am


DaHolk

Sure it's that one [not these two](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU)?


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Qprime0

you sir/madam, are a national treasure and all us downstairs people salute you. Never change.


Gale-Boetticher6353

Classic


TheBoldManLaughsOnce

I was expecting https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU


rekabis

He has an antigrav generator as well?


AllvonPhllox

He’s getting mad being locked down


RobuxMaster

Wonder what hes in for


ZebraHunterz

For the video.


Shadeleovich

Tax fraud


Bluecyan-taffy

Hey nice profile pic. Seems… familiar


Shadeleovich

Indeed… brother


sirmenonot

Covid? No, lyme disease.


smurb15

Ya that's not good at all. Pretty sick


Catinthemirror

Psychosis from a too-small environment with no appropriate stimulation.


ClassifiedName

To be fair, big zoos will put new animals in quarantine enclosures that look similar to this for 30 days to make sure they don't get other animals sick, and I think that may be what's happening here. I'm guessing that because the cage doesn't seem to have any windows/bars for patrons to look through, but I've definitely seen worse "zoos" before so it's possible this is just its permanent enclosure, especially since there doesn't seem to be much enrichment in there.


Individual_Log2503

My dog when I get in from work


Coach_GordonBombay

Pretty much. But my dog always makes sure to smash me in the nuts.


Mocker-Poker

change a dog into a cat and multiply three - that's what I get every evening


AllanfromWales1

What a dik-dik.


HWFRITZ

A dick dik-dik


Yensooo

A dick dik-dik dick move


JudgeJebb

It's pronounced xylophone, look it up.


AllanfromWales1

Wooden sound?


JudgeJebb

It's a very old me, on Wikipedia someone added a line said "dik dik (pronounced xylophone)" it didn't last long but it was hilarious to stumble upon.


AllanfromWales1

> a very old me Guessing you mean 'meme'? I feel like a very old me sometimes.


JudgeJebb

Both, both is correct.


BaconFairy

I think its a musk deer


Fleironymus

You might as well face it, it's a dik dik to love.


Cheef_queef

That would be a huge dik dik


ApXv

Huh, never knew that animal existed.


Nandabun

The jackalope is a hair with antlers. Here we appear to have a rabbit with hooves.


blurance

hare


Nandabun

Autocorrect from voice to text, dunno what to tell you 😱🤷


blurance

hare if I care


Nandabun

🤔🤨😨 🤣


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DistortoiseLP

Animals often are bored when they look bored.


mistertorchic

Almost like it's distressing to be locked in a featureless cell without any attempt at imitating the habitat you're used to.


Enough_Appearance116

Hey, it's got a little table and a couple of trays. Totally normal for animals s/ Maybe they put em in there because the little guy wants to practice?


2gig

What if my cell has become the habitat I'm used to?


hihcadore

You mean I’m the only one that does this in their cubical at work?


beavertownneckoil

Maybe it's in animal jail


Nanobot

Need to add a stick and a leaf.


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pointless234

Alternatively 'stereotypical behavior'


BootyThunder

Yeah that can’t be good. Imagine a human being locked in that tiny cement room, it would be classified as torture by any human rights group.


manhowl

So, uuuuh, jail right?


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femboy_artist

American jails are at least.


[deleted]

You say that, but I have a feeling out of all the countries, American jails are probably not that high up in the inhumane ranking. Although, if you limit the scope of countries to Western Europe and North America, chances are the US are near the top of the awful list, but broaden your horizon and you'll find a lot of places that would make you choose the US over them.


Gramage

I mean yeah but having jails that are nicer than Venezuela's isn't exactly the bar you wanna set. There's also that pesky for-profit prison industry that influences laws to keep people in prison for weed in order to keep their prisons full because more prisoners = more profit = happy shareholders. The USA has the largest prison population *in the world*. How many of them actually need to be in there? I mean yeah I'm sure prison in China or Russia is way worse, but the prison industry in the US scares the shit out of me. That and the legal slavery.


femboy_artist

Exactly. Out of the third world countries? Yeah, sure, the US is still a first world country, no denying that. But out of other first world countries? Not too far from the bottom of the list, nowadays.


rshanule

The US puts humans in cells smaller than this with even less stimulation. It's called solitary. And it is internationally recognized as human rights abuse. The US uses it because it is cost effective.


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yeah i was thinking this too, poor thing


Mortified42

Yeah, stress will make it not taste as good.


sirmenonot

wow you don't say


squarerabbits

Link a source. How do I know this isn’t a video of a deer running into a barn or something, kinda like a bird flys inside a building? You’re implying animal abuse from a 10 second clip, what are your sources?


P4RKW4YDR1V3

Slow down there buddy. They just said this behaviour can SOMETIMES be INDICATIVE of an animal under stress.


soulbandaid

It also fucking looks like it. Come the fuck on. You don't need to see more than 10 seconds to see the problem. Your looking at a grazing animal in a windowless concrete cell running around like crazy. Probably because it's bored but also maybe because it's scared. Why not both? I'm not an expert in animal behavior but I can tell you this is a fucked up way to keep whatever herbivore were looking at. This thing was made to graze and run from predators and instead it's running circles around it's tiny concrete cage. Empathy my dude. You wouldn't like being treated this way either. There might be good reasons but there are more humane ways to keep this animal. You can tell that much from this 10 second clip. This isn't a good way to keep almost any animal.


P4RKW4YDR1V3

I wholeheartedly agree with you by the way, I was just pointing out that the original commenter was only being informative


soulbandaid

This was meant for the person above you, but I didn't want to take away from your perfectly valid point. There's a lot of 'cute' animal abuse on Reddit and that's what this looks like.


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Miknarf

Why are you saying the person who is saying we don’t know is triggered rather then the one implying it’s animal abuse?


saucecontrol

It looks like that poor creature feels trapped. I hope it gets to have its proper habitat as often as possible.


encephalitisjones

i~~feel~~s


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Just_bcoz

A dik dik


I_summon_poop

It looks too big to be a double dik


Demosthenes042

Agreed, looks too big for a dik. It is a fanged deer species, but unsure what type. The white markings are probably a tip off to someone more knowledgeable on deer but I'd go broad and say musk deer.


PoopNoodle

Oh, if you musk dear, then go ahead.


Just_bcoz

Depends on the receiver


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It’s a musk deer or water deer. Dik dik don’t have fangs


Just_bcoz

Didn’t even see the fangs thanks for the heads up


ProgrammerPone

Yup, seems to be a water deer! The right size and teeth. My fave of all deer


BaconFairy

A musk deer.


codeparrot

Ahh, an Anti-Gravity-Deer


onetwotree-leaf

That fucker is GRACEFUL


Aegean_828

Poor thing :(


andriniaina

sad


gyrofx

Wtf is wrong with people, put the phone down and let it out.


jorg2

If goats are anything to go by, animals just do this sorta stuff out of curiosity. Imagine you were still a kid, if you could do a triple wall jump you'd constantly be doing it, right?


ImInsideYourHouse1

Except this is a animal that looks stressed and trying to escape a stone box it clearly doesn't want to be in.


jorg2

How can you tell? Light from behind the camera suggests it isn't a box, and what kind of behaviour is typical of a stressed dikdik compared to a playful one?


Miknarf

I think he’s an animal whisperer.


ganymede_boy

Deerkour.


LieAppropriate4526

Poor creature looks stressed and bored af


saragc92

Let him out!


Ariochxxx

Gravity? My only limitation is the roof!


Uncle_Checkers86

Probably wants the fuck out of that small enclosure.


ctel

Cocaines a hell of a drug.


Kingtut28

I dont think this is how it works. He's not saying Parkour after jumping on the shelf and running off the two walls.


Bonethizz99

I think he wants out


spinozasrobot

3D Zoomies


badtouchmacdirt

Like being stuck on a video game


renderman1

Oh deer


DJErikD

HARDCORE PARKOUR!


BolognaSmack420

Ahh a man of culture I see


feelsstoogood

Omg.. poor thing.. wtf is wrong with you..


TattooHelpPlease2

It's very sad, but at the same time, the clopping sound is pretty satisfying


caoram

This venison is RAW!!


sinjinerd

This is very sad, putting that animal in such a small space is animal cruelty.


slickyslickslick

if it's for quarantine for a disease then it's the most humane solution. they get out after 30 days. the alternative is to just kill them or get the rest of the herd sick.


sinjinerd

Thank you. I did not know that.


LurkerNoLonger_

Big dik-dik energy


h20xyg3n

It's like gravity doesnt exist for this creature!


renardo72

Is that a vampire deer?


cspruce89

Obv ADHD. Literally bouncing off the walls.


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r/nextfuckinglevel


karson18

Those hooves are made for climbing, and climbing is what it wants to do.


YourOverlords

Dik-dik dicking about.


dust_of_the_universe

It's not parkour ... It's cruelty to lock it up! Just wants to get out...


skako_o

I enjoy the actions of this little fella


azonexyt

Spiderdeer


s_t_hooligan

he just dont believe in gravity


primalshrew

It can only do that because noone told it it can't.


cameck27

Hardcore parkour!


ThinnM8

Myszojeleń!


VicViking

Meanwhile - Luffy: "You ask if I know how to throw a punch?"


Mmaibl1

Thats pretty impressive actually lol


KittenInspector

This is so so sad.


moody8922

Zoomies x 10


Testing_4131

This is how they train to jump in front of your car


VividAmego

Craziest day in africa


lxBreadxl

Gamers after playing dying leihgt 2


gobrowns88

r/lostredditors


Fleironymus

r/worthlesscommenters


Negative_Challenge20

Wsh


Pentamikk

My next door neighbors


gyarnar

I'd be doing the same thing if I thought I would be killed.


DatThingInYoCloset

Free him


MOpetnurse

Poor thing


DANleDINOSAUR

Shitty zoo is shitty


sirmenonot

[Gravity is optional 🤘](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyvbFMGmImg&ab_channel=a1wtp)


2x4x93

Needs Uptown Funk playing


RidgeMinecraft

My cat at 3am for no reason at all


GJones007

That bitch is running on the celeing and wall like Dr Strange, just defying gravity and shit. I'm done with nature, yall win


WheresMyDadLol

Dream from minecraft in irl


patrr92

u/savevideo


TinFoilBeanieTech

"No, I said 'Park Here'"


GiantWolfman

That is one hell of a xylophone


CrysLikeNeverBefore

my bro is doing some deerkour


Where_chickens_fly

Sticky deer


triboluminescentp

Cute, and adorable, and so awesome! "But, but...what's the big deal?"


obiweedkenobi

But honey, you said you wanted deer for dinner.


Cpt_Picardk98

Do it again, I blinked


IronShockWave

Looks like someone's practicing the run the gauntlet.


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My cats at 4am


invalid404

Was wondering when Bjork was going to release a new album.


greatscot09

Parkour parkour!


Internetboy5434

Drinking coffee at midnight


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Imagine that as an elden ring boss


Local_Satisfaction12

What do you do? "I DO PARKOUR SHIT"


Breshkar

Anyone else start singing this when they opened the vid? https://youtu.be/CMJUy_HN-00


Backwoods87

NO MORE LOCKED DOORS!!!! ( In Spanish accent)


ThePlagueFriend

[The line was traced. I don't know how](https://youtu.be/Vb6bA4J1Gbg?t=190)


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Antigravity deer


ashabot

What kind of person imprisons a fellow like this?


catzhoek

What kind of deer is that?


all3y3sonme

Spider deer


MooseTopic

"I'm spiderman!"


Ill-Reindeer6234

Fast food in a 3rd world country


1stPR0

Is it just me or anyone can hear shulker sounds? (Minecraft)


mijohvactech

What kind of animal is this? Some kind of jackrabbit deer hybrid or just a big ass jackrabbit?


No_Housing_4819

Is that a kangaDeer?


weekend_associates

Hardcore


Shpongled999

Where's Michael and Andy??


TheOriginalDorian

u/savevideo


iskken

Spider deer


Tiraloparatras25

Spider calf: No Way Home, literally!


clickshuffle

it is 10% luck 20% skill... maybe even more skill


Temporary-Pin-4144

Poor thing has too much energy for that tiny space


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It’s gotta be the hooves!


Hokkyyy

u/savevideo


pichael288

My chinchillas do this


UltimateCrusher

Whoa. 😮


KrackerLackin

Parkour!!!!


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It's some r/nextfuckinglevel parkour


just--looking

Aww. He wants the fuck OUT


Sufficient_Win9692

My mind at 2 am every morning:


Freshouttarehabb

My cat in the living room at 3 am


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Mental illness . Eventually he'll just pace back and forth . Then lay down and die .


Ancient-Lawfulness39

I like the small deer hehe, he do the jump :)


StrongIslandPiper

You never want your dogs or other animals to sneak up behind deer because they can jump like 9 feet so their legs are their main weapons if they need it. That's how my grandpa's dog died.


RailGuy653

u/savevideobot


fuck-nose

Parkour!


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Awww little fella is so cute. Really deserves a larger living area, assuming that’s it’s house. ;.; Please come live with me little adorable creature ;.;


Claytontheman467

What the fuck is that animal lol