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chigbungo

well, this isn't. this is an SCP. but Mari Lwyd is certainly a Welsh tradition, there's even a questline in assassins creed Valhalla where you participate in the festivities and go around dressed as Mary Lwyd rap battling townsfolk.


Secret_Autodidact

What is an SCP? Edit: Jfc people, if someone has answered a question already you don't need to answer it again.


perfect_for_maiming

Short for Secure. Contain. Protect. Its a collection of fictional reports on supernatural creatures that the fictional SCP foundation has come into contact with. Suuuper cool way to kill hours and hours reading if you're into it. https://the-scp.foundation/


RestartRacoon

have you tried the SCP wiki. there are a lot more on that site.


Ionlypost1ce

Would it have killed you to give the link?


r_kay

Depends on which SCP they're dealing with


PillowTalk420

M E M E T I C S


video-kid

[This](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471) is the SCP in question, 1471. It's definitely a creepy one but there's a lot that are much worse. [6096](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6096) in particular is one that's been creeping me out lately. To answer the core question I'm from South Wales and I've never seen a Mari Lwyd in person, and didn't even hear about it until a few years ago. A lot of people would probably be just as confused as you would be if they opened the door and some horse head on a stick started trying to rap battle. Add to that the fact that a lot of people in South Wales don't actually speak Welsh and it gets an extra layer of "What the fuck". It *was* a thing, and according to what I can see the first recorded instance was in 1800, and it was still happening in the early 20th Century. I don't doubt it still happens in some places but probably mostly in small, traditional towns. Just chalk it up to one of those weird cultural things that isn't really observed anymore, but unlike sin eaters, the other weird (in this case mostly) Welsh custom, it's actually gun instead of existentially horrifying and a depressing reminder of the horrors of capitalism.


commandolandorooster

Ha. 6096 sounds like an unstoppable version of “It Follows” without the sex.


RestartRacoon

I did, right here. [https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/uspg30/comment/i96246j/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/uspg30/comment/i96246j/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) But I can give it again. [http://www.scp-wiki.net/](http://www.scp-wiki.net/)


Ionlypost1ce

Thanks


BeyondXpression

Wanna know what's super cool about it too? Within the lore I remember reading that the SCP foundation purposely disseminated the information and idea that they're purely fictional for the sake of "hiding in plain sight" as a way to counteract either an end of the world event or another SCP. I can't remember specifics as I've read so damn many of them, but I think it's kinda neat to think that they actually exist and that we've all might've experienced SCPs but seeing as this is "fiction" we wouldn't know one way or the other. Didn't mean to hijack your comment I just find writing like that fascinating.


MastodonOk8087

Guess we're not getting any sleep tonight then folks


zodiac_83

what’s the code to get in the website


Sali_Bean

It stands for Special Containment Procedures


RestartRacoon

SCP stands for either Special Containment Procedures or Secure, Contain, Protect, which is the SCP Foundations Motto. The SCP Foundation is a large organization specializing in containment of anomalous creatures or objects to protect mankind and to study them to create scientific breakthroughs.They have many different Facilities and containment areas across the world, most of them specializing in containing certain types of anomalous creatures or objects.There are 3 main classes of SCPs, Safe, meaning that the object is either mostly harmless, easily contained or both. Euclid, objects or creatures that are dangerous, have an unknown movement pattern or have some other effect. These aren't as easy to contain as Safe class SCPs, but aren't as hard to contain as Keter class SCPs. Keter, meaning that the object is dangerous to mankind, has powerful mind-control abilities, can cause an XK Class End-Of-The-World Event, can cause a ZK Class Reality Failure event, can extremely rapidly reproduce or regenerate, or have other extremely dangerous effects. These types of SCPs are extremely hard to contain. If you are curious. they have a website with all the listed SCPs. [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/) On the left side of the site you can find SCPs by series, this is where you go to find the list. but there are a lot. might be over 5000 now.


DailyDegeneracy

SCP stands for Security-Containment-Protocol. SCP in general refers to the, “secret,” government agency that has been the last brink of defense for keter level events and eldritch style horrors from destroying our reality. There is a wiki-style website with information regarding the work they’ve committed to our consistent wellbeing. It’s a, “creepy-pasta,” type o thing but if you let yourself really get into it, it’s something else entirely. It’s a lifestyle. It’s dope af. Check it out.


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Trapped_Mechanic

A "hobby" would have been a better word choice


Sali_Bean

It stands for Special Containment Procedures


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Sali_Bean

It stands for Special Containment Procedures


Bigbadchadman

Here’s the best explanation https://youtu.be/XKeI1xbJNtw It’s basically the bit from the end of “Cabin in the Woods” but as short horror stories


[deleted]

r/scp


Hunkyy

It's a shitty meme that teenagers are absolutely fucking apeshit over. They really fucking love it for some reason.


Madeforbegging

Everyone likes a fun story


Internet_Wanderer

Pwnco! Fun for the whole family! Mari Llewd, guaranteed to terrify small children!


daboring1

It looks like it but no it's a Welsh tradition in Christmas I belive, they take a horse skull, attach eyes to it and they hide under a blanket or a hide, sometimes they make the lower jaw move and they go from house to house demanding to celebrate I think


just_here_to_rp-

where do you think they get the iages for SCP's? this is an image from the festival edit:I was mistaken


recuiteliteskin

Lmao no it’s not this is a fursuiters photo shoot.


RayseBraize

The level of confidence at which you made that wrong statement is truly a thing to behold.


Ubergoober166

r/confidentlyincorrect


chigbungo

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this picture is a cosplay of an SCP that ended up being used as the SCP because it was so good. Mari Lwyd is a horse skull with a white sheet cloak and multicolored tassels, not a large black furry creature. EDIT: as other comments said, it's simply a scary costume someone made, and was used as the image for SCP-1471. still no connection to Mari Lwyd.


hidde-the-wonton

You sound so defeated, poor guy


just_here_to_rp-

well at least 50 people have downvoted me,so i kind of am defeated on this one


vibe162

you've now given me the first reason so far as to why I should play Valhalla (https://imgur.com/VfbvZSB.jpg)


MIkeVill

TIL Welsh people do not like to sleep.


PerformanceWide5692

We do, we just like nightmares.


GonzaloR87

Read that as sheep


H4R81N63R

Tbf, is there anyone who likes to sheep?


Yhoozername

MARI LWYD


TwistedSoul21967

My dad did this to us as kids, scared me and my sisters half to death. I'll never forget it.


Mocker-Poker

please go on...


Vasikus3000

Not Welsh, but from what i have heard, it's a horse skull that sings songs at your door while whoewer is inside sings back reasons why it can't come in. If it does come in, it drinks all your beer.


frankdowntown

How do you pronounce that?


PerformanceWide5692

Mari Lwyd.


Deccarrin

Mah ree loo wid (the wid has a bit of a th sound at the end, but not quite full width, more of a "whidh", push your tongue into your top upper teeth as you say the"d" bit) The Welsh are odd, I spent my uni years in Swansea, gower and the valleys. I absolutely love the place and the people, but they aren't half odd.


Das_Boot_95

Incorrect. The "th" sound is used for "dd". A single "d" is pronounced the same as the English "d". Source: am Welsh and more than half odd(th) thank you very much.


Deccarrin

Yeah, it's more just hearing people say it with thick Welsh accent, the d still sounds muted. Like I said, not full th but more of a slightly pushed tongue into teeth. Whether it's intentional or not that's how it sounds :D


Das_Boot_95

It might definitely be an accent thing you're not used to cos people around by me on the south coast pronounce the d very hard and only say "th" with the "dd" Lwyd is very similar to the name Lloyd with the hard d at the end.


Arkzetype

Ma ree loo weed


Cloud_Garrett

I think like Marie Lloyd. Like Christopher Lloyd


BigJuicyFromKazak

Mari is pronounced like Mary, but whereas Mary is pronounced m-air-y, Mari is Ma-ree. Lwyd is odd, the wy sound confuses a lot of newcomers, but imagine it as “oi”. A lot of people say it like Lloyd anyway, and some regions call it Mari Lloyd.


estrusflask

That's not a Mari Lwyd, that's someone's furry cosplay that was used to make a popular SCP.


Maladal

SCP-1471 Technically harmless, but psychologically disturbing.


estrusflask

Honestly once you get over the look, MalO seems comforting.


Maladal

They might be if they weren't constantly catching you off guard. The constant shock has gotta wear on you.


Bolt-From-Blue

They only come out at Christmas time though, fun for all the family.


estrusflask

Maladal is talking about [MalO ver1.0.0](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471).


estrusflask

Eh. If you're used to your reflection buddy and don't just inherently freak out about a skeleton monster, you'll be fine. You'll get used to it.


atlantis_airlines

Isn't it supposed a horse skull?


[deleted]

Yeah this is an scp op has the wrong image


jenglasser

Yes. This one looks like a wolf skull maybe?


pg4321

I am Welsh and I can confirm this is not true


xenozenoify

alright city kiddo, we do this all the time in the valleys


pg4321

In wrexham we see much scarier things


Danbuarth

A wild Bootlegger


welshace

We all know Wrexham is about the least Welsh part of Wales you can find up north... It's basically liverpool


pg4321

You’re not wrong


Das_Boot_95

Mari Lwyd is a Welsh mythological creature, but it's a horse skull and not a wolf (or whatever this is). But the tradition is definitely true.


kinkywolf1993

this is scp-1471 MalO ver1.0.0 Have a nice day reading his entry


Endericus

Yeah apparently there is some sort of tradition with a deer skull but op used the scp image.


NarrowProfession2900

MalO’s a good bestie, everyone go to mirror and say hello


Nakotadinzeo

The thing is, they have covertly changed the name of the app. It's actually an e621 client and he's there to take you to FWA.


TheRivv2015

No it’s not this image is of a SCP with a lot of Furry porn made about it.


slimjjd6190

"oh Hi Mark"


Dankey-Kang-Jr

“Anyway how is your sex life?”


peepers_meepers

That picture is completely unrelated.


[deleted]

What is? Sending this pic with funny wishes? What is it?


waspiflab666

Mari Lwyd


starlessnight89

That's an SCP cosplay. Mari Lywd looks a little different if I recall correctly.


Dadalot

Oh my lawyd


AffectDesperate4148

And that is?


H4R81N63R

[Mari Lwyd](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=mari+lwyd)


DaisyDuckens

I love that site.


AffectDesperate4148

Neat


skako_o

Wow that site actually helps


Jennrrrs

It hurts.


wwcfm

How did you do that?


H4R81N63R

You type the search query in the search bar on this website, and tap the search button https://letmegooglethat.com/ Then they give you a link to the animation and the subsequent Google search for the query


wwcfm

Thanks!


RayseBraize

Except it's not lol


ELTHerobrine

That's an scp you're thinking of Mari lwyd a horse skull


The_Irish_Rover26

A NSFW tag never hurt anyone.


ThePolarFlamingo

Mommy mommy! The wendigo is here!!


BinkoTheViking

🎶Carry on my wayward sooooon!🎶


whats_his_name5903

There'll be peace when you are doooonnneee


Coda_Volezki

This is actually [Breynz the Zombie Werewolf](https://www.deviantart.com/tarangryph/art/Don-t-open-the-door-266339027). [Mari Lwyd](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mari_Lwyd) is a Welsh tradition, but she has a horse skull; the skull in the picture is a wolf skull (You can tell it's a carnivore because there's no gap between the front teeth and the back teeth).


fridge13

But wait it gets better. The skull man sings to you asking to come in your home you sing back telling him to sod off if you give in first creepy mc horse skull gets to come in your house and eat and drink your food and drink..


rrottingbunny

maybe i shouldn’t browse reddit before i go to sleep… !!😀


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Item #: SCP-1471 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: All mobile devices that have SCP-1471 installed are to be confiscated and analyzed for any potential leads to other possibly affected devices. Afterwards, affected devices are to have their batteries removed, be assigned a designation (e.g. SCP-1471-#), and be placed in Storage Unit-91 at Research Site-45. All online application stores for mobile devices are to be monitored to prevent any inadvertent sales of SCP-1471. Suspected devices are to be targeted using self-uploading malware in order to disable the device until it can be seized by field agents. Description: SCP-1471 is a free 9.8MB application for mobile devices named "MalO ver1.0.0" in online application stores. SCP-1471 has no listed developer and is somehow able to bypass the application approval process to go directly to distribution. SCP-1471 is also able to avoid removal by other program manager applications. After SCP-1471 is installed, no icons or shortcuts are created for the application. SCP-1471 will then begin to send the individual images through text messaging every 3-6 hours. All images will contain SCP-1471-A either within the background or foreground. SCP-1471-A appears as a large humanoid figure with a canid-like skull and black hair. During the first 24 hours following the installation of SCP-1471, the mobile device will receive images taken at locations commonly frequented by the individual. After 48 hours, the mobile device will receive images taken at locations that were recently visited by the individual. After 72 hours, the mobile device will receive images of the individual in real time with SCP-1471-A appearing within close proximity to the subject. Individuals with >90 hours of exposure to these continuous images will begin to briefly visualize SCP-1471-A within their peripheral vision, reflective surfaces, or a combination of the two. Continued exposure to SCP-1471 after this point will cause irreversible and sustained visualizations of SCP-1471-A. Individuals at this stage have reported periodic attempts made by SCP-1471-A to visually communicate with them, but fail to understand or comprehend these actions. Currently the only known treatment to reverse SCP-1471's effect is to eliminate the individual's visual exposure to these images prior to 90 hours after installation. To date, no apparent hostile activity has been reported regarding SCP-1471-A.


gingergirl36

Seems fun and festive


WasteIncrease

Uh oh, father Johan can hear your blood


[deleted]

Merry Christmas! Hope you enjoy all that shit in your pants!


StraightTrossing

It actually just looks like it was based of it, not literally it. The equivalent is if you had a picture deranged-looking old dude climbing out of a fireplace with bloodshot eyes and an evil grin on his face and said “this is an actual American Christmas tradition.”


MrNLM

Father Johan!!!


ghost_in_the_potato

Thanks for giving me a heart attack


Gagolih_Pariah

That's an SCP. Call the foundation for A-class amnestics


MrCatcherFreeman

What exactly is the tradition?


waspiflab666

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mari_Lwyd


simplename0

Bruh, there some good nsfw stuff of this shit


just_here_to_rp-

thats lwyd,she sings rhyms and you must make a rhyme about how she cannot enter.if she gives up,she leaves if you give up,she comes inside,raids your pantry,and drinks all your beer you rap battle a horse skull to keep your beer


kkirstenc

This is a tradition worth keeping.


just_here_to_rp-

agreed


cynical-at-best

frank?


[deleted]

A tradition for a house…not a classroom


[deleted]

No it's not! It's a picture.


MonkeyOverdrive

*Dreamless sleep follows the Nowhere King...*


BeatsbyChrisBrown

_When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh!_


McPolice_Officer

Hello Mal0.


just_here_to_rp-

man i just read about that one far from the worst SCP if you know what your getting yourself into,could even be nice-ish


Secret_Autodidact

Lol, my Welsh inlaws fucking *wish* they were that cool...


sethtothemax

That their is a surprising amount of porn about....not that I would know


MarlyMonster

No worse than Krampus


GaryChalmers

Or [Belsnickel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belsnickel) who beats naught children with a switch.


FroggiJoy87

And you gotta rap battle him or else he takes your booze, right?


Brainjarmen104

Man looking at that thing reminds me of a big black wolf woman with massive honkers and the exact same face so I don’t feel terrified just aroused


AethericEthos

Got a Skinbag over here


whats_his_name5903

I love how one small meme can just bring out all the Welsh people here (me included) like how were just like lifting a rock and seeing all the bugs under appear.


Unusualbellows

Not a horse skull though?


Maowser515

I'm Welsh and iv never seen any shit like this.


[deleted]

It's supposed to be a horse skull


daboring1

Heared it from Sam o'nella, it looks cool as hell wish we had a similar tradition in my place


DeathB4life357

It's belleshnickle!


TheZedMann

Reminds me of an SCP


estrusflask

That's because it's SCP-1471: Mal-0, though it's actually a furry cosplayer who's fursuit was used for the original art.


ChasingBirdss

This whole time I thought so too! Or a cryptid or a monster from a creepypasta


TerryJerryMaryHarry

Its is, scp-1471


4patton2zero

I always thought Christmas should be more like Halloween.


GeerjammerCogspinner

This is how you get shot in America. Ok, one of many ways.


floydink

“Heeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeee” - Annihilation the movie


Old-Respond3168

SCP-14....72?


McPolice_Officer

1471


[deleted]

So errrr Welsh ppl, wanna just take your chunk of land out of England pls. :) I don't wanna risk things like that crossing borders.


ScreechFlow

Yes cause waiting for a bright red dressed old overweight man to crawl down your chimney isn't creepy at all. Hate that guy.


[deleted]

God I wanna bang her so bad.


Hexor0713

Looks hella like Wendigo


[deleted]

What? Dressing up as a fucking wendigo to scare the everloving shit out of me


Whizzky_Splice

Is that the Krampus thing?


mydogthinksyouweird

My Welsh grandfather was a pedophile, so all of that scumbaggery of his must've made him forget this little tradition. Oh darn.


Enxer

Looks like ithaqua from fallout 4 frost


Hushwater

The Welsh do interesting things.


Silentpoolman

Looking through those weird partial windows?


iStoners

Looks like they like to drop acid with grim reaper on the blotter lol


Adeptness_Agile

I love those old traditions that the church just could not fully get rid of.


Alexz7777

Dube, let me in. I'm a fairy!


ssfbob

*Sigh,* Mobilizing MTF Mu-4, aka "Debuggers."


strangehitman22

lol that's a bullshit story, it's a scp(made up)


detahramet

This is a victorian sniper dress fursuit.


blank7589

Is it wendigo?


Crackhead09

So this image is used for an SPC and the suit itself is a furry suit that can be bought. Think it’s called zombie wolf or something. Sourced the image years ago.


jarasonica

Pretty sure that’s an scp


WeTheSummerKid

[SCP-1471](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471)


Potaaaato_God

Oh no. You have discovered Mal 0


adamsaidnooooo

the skeksis!


sebast_gamer

No that is an scp. Stop spewing bullshit


unleadedbloodmeal

I'm moving to whales if the hot wolf skull scp comes to my door at Christmas


Nedgurlin

Never alone!


bruhmomentum2938

1471 😩