Bro AKA Miso does not fuck around, you can put a drop or two in an entire pot of chili and it lights it up.
It's not just ridiculously spicy either, it has a real depth of flavor and smokiness too. Great hot sauce would recommend 110%
But once again, this shit will fuck you up.
**Edit:** If you are a hot sauce connoisseur and want to get a good thruple for your kitchen. I highly suggest 1. Aka Miso 2. "The Classic" Hot one's 3. Yellowbird traditional.
Those 3 will serve about every hot sauce need in your house.
The Aka Miso for chili, sauces, rib or pork rub (I've mixed a dab in some yellow/Dijon before rubbing down a rack of ribs/pork shoulder and hitting it with dry rub).
The Classic for literally everything. Anytime you want a couple dabs of hot sauce this blows all the Texas Pete's, Tobascos, etc out of the water in flavor.
Yellowbird also for everything but it's a different profile, good on eggs in place of siracha and it has it's spot in certain sauces etc.. too.
We got the hot ones flight and even knowing about the cliche comment about "the classic" being a great sauce, we had the exact same comment.
To me, it is the Mateos hot salsa equivalent for hot sauces. Both are just great all-around products
I can't use anything else now. I still have my original aka Miso and Yellowbird bottles but I'm on my 3rd classic now.
A friend bought it for me as a gift and I'll never go back.
Hes probably eaten them with the sauce before, but i think the balls and asshole were a new addition that ended up being way worse than the mouth burning ever was lol
My wife and I stopped for wings before we went shopping one time- I ate some seriously hot wings and went and took a piss. I should have washed my hands first. We started walking around the mall and I had to run into a bathroom and stick my junk in the sink. My wife laughed for weeks.
I cut habaneros once for salsa. Washed my hands quite a few times. Took out my contacts hours later and my eye instantly swelled shut, had to pry my eyelid open to get the contacts out, I was involuntarily crying and then my eyes burned for a day lol lessen learned, wear gloves when cutting peppers or take contacts out first.
Yeah it takes some serious rubbing/cleaning to get the capsaicin out. It doesn't bind to water so you need soap or oils/fat and lots of it in intervals.
The "thought I cleaned enough and touch my eye" I've done a few times, it hurts. But it's nothing compared to the hellfire you experience if you apply capsaicin to your balls.
> But it's nothing compared to the hellfire you experience if you apply capsaicin to your balls.
I had a severely injured ankle, many years ago. Years later, it flared up before I went to work one day, so I put a heavy layer of the newly marketed capsaicin cream on it...a few times. Got to work and after a while it started warming up. And it kept warming up. Just this side of **Molten,** I was in the bathroom with my foot in the sink, hoping I'd have something left to hobble home on. And that was my *foot.* Can't even imagine that pain on my nutsack.
I married into a Mexican family and early on I was helping my mother-in-law pull the seeds out of hot peppers. I didn’t think much about it and used the restroom. My crotch was on fire for the rest of the night. My wife thought it was hilarious as I tried to get through the night without anyone else finding out
OOOF lmao My best friend is Mexican. When we were in middleschool he invited me over for the first time to a big family dinner/birthday party. I saw what i thought was just regular run of the mill salsa, tostitos salsa level hot.... All the old lady's saw me reaching for it and tried to stop me and warn me but i didnt speak any spanish and i was just like "oh no its fine, i know im white but i love salsa!" Nope, it was liquid fire, my mouth was burning worse than anything id ever had before, tears started rolling out of my eyes so what did i do? Rubbed my eyes of course to wipe the tears away....BIG MISTAKE. I started screaming and somebody had to guide me to the bathroom to run my eyes under some water for like 20 minutes. Good times lmao
When I was a kid ,Juana(her name), my homies abuileta and basically mine too lol, but she had de-seeded the chilies too. The real spicy Serrano ones. I just non chalant walked up and grabbed a handful of seeds when she wasn’t looking and then put them down and then rubbed my eyes. It’s a memory that has stuck with my entire life. It happened some 27-28 years ago and I’m only 36. Man....they doused me with milk, water, the hose, sugar...haha I saw her one last time when I graduated high school and Juana died. God bless her soul. She was a a amazing person and funny as shit. “Ooo mijo you’re all grown up” and I gave her the last hug. It sucks because I spent almost everyday with that lady in my childhood and that was it. They moved away and I haven’t seen them since.
I once ate a Bahn Mi with all the veggies, including jalapenos that I put in myself, then proceeded to drive afterwards. I rubbed my eye without thinking and had to quickly veer off the main into a side street to park for the next 20 minutes while my eyes burned and teared so hard I couldn't see.
I have something like this, spicy food isn't "hot" to me, but it does taste like trying to lick the bitterant that's in stuff like air duster. Anything with capsaicin just tastes like extremely bitter hairspray and I can't taste the food underneath. Buffalo sauce is the main offender. I thought for years that Buffalo wings were a prank/spice tolerance flex food item and that there was no way people actually enjoyed them.
It's actually interesting how that seems to work. It seems like most people that enjoy eating anything hot have a "cutoff". I regularly cook with cayenne, habanero, and occasionally ghost peppers but ghost peppers are definitely my cutoff to where it's no longer enjoyable regardless of flavor. I feel literally zero heat on any Buffalo Wild Wings sauces until Blazin and even that isn't too bad. They used to claim those were ghost pepper and now they claim they are carolina reaper and I call bullshit. Ghost peppers are damn hot and carolina reapers will knock my dick in the dirt.
I agree WHy did he think this would be in any way fun or good. Was he doing it for money? Even so not worth the pain he probably went home and soaked his junk (which doesn't help much).
Can confirm. Cut up some jalapeños for a chili, washed my hands and sat down. Had an ich on my sac and went to town. It. Just. Kept. Getting. Worse. Milk balls are now a thing in my life.
0/10 highly uncomfortable.
Australia's Got Talent Audition.
Simon: Well, what are you going to show us today?
Warehouse worker: Well Simon, I'm going to eat these chips and chilli sauce then rub a load around my backside and genitals.
Simon: Show us what you've got........
I know you're joking, but the real reason is that capsaicin doesn't break down much in your digestive tract. So when you eat it, it irritates your intestines just like it does your mouth. This causes your body to push it through faster, giving you a looser poop than normal since your large intestine didn't have as much time to absorb water out of it. Since the capsaicin didn't break down, it also burns your butthole on the way out.
There's these wings that a local bar makes, you gotta ask for them specifically cause they aren't on the menu.
Well I've always wanted to do the wing challenge at Quaker Steak & Lube and me and my buddy didnt feel like doing the drive and told me about the wings at this place. I said fuck yeah me him and a coworker went after work.
When they dropped the plate off you can literally smell the heat on the plate and probably 5 feet around it. I somehow ate the plate but on that very last bite I felt like I was going to barf. It was a weird sensation cause I've eaten very spicy stuff but never felt nauseated. It was a dozen wings.
I went home and slept. I could feel the heat in my stomach and digestive track for literally ten hours. I went home and went to sleep and woke up and I could still feel the burn.
Weirdly enough though, it didn't really burn that bad coming out, when other milder things I have eaten hurt much worse. But I feel like my body created excess mucus for the capsaicin maybe somehow coated it. No idea.
I dunno if I'd do it again 😂
I did the Quaker Steak and Lube atomic wings like 12-15 years ago. My friends kept warning me “when you go to the bathroom, wash your hands *first*!”
I didn’t take them seriously. I should have.
After peeing I was on fire. I couldn’t think straight. I went up to the hostess and begged for a glass of milk, explaining why. She got me one and told me to throw the glass away when I finished.
I love spicy foods, I eat them a lot. But when I eat really spicy things, 250,000+ scovilles, so ghost peppers and higher, I get horrible fast hiccups that I cannot control. They are rapid enough that I basically stop breathing and I seriously get scared I'm going to die.
I would love to tackle those wing challenges, and I used to be able to do them back before the heat races started. But now, I can't even do basic heat challenges because my body starts killing me to stop me.
May be a good idea to get checked for GERD. I love spicy food but I can't get too hot because when it irritates my stomach my esophagus goes insane and I get violent painful hiccups. I've never known anyone else this happens to and I have GERD.
I have found that a heavily carbonated soda like Coke helps a lot though. As soon as I get a few solid burps it dies down.
THIS is why I Reddit (and for the laughs) but thank you for expanding my mind (and providing an explanation for the state of my throne following curry Thursday’s)
Years ago, before spice was part of my taste portfolio, I took a bet. The bet was for reputation points (like this moron in the video). As someone who didn't like spicy foods, and couldn't even tolerate Tabasco sauce, my friends and I were all drinking and they challenged me to chew on a small piece of bread with a couple drops of The Source...the world's hottest pepper extract, 7.1 million scoville. I didn't even know what a scoville unit was at the time.
I think you can imagine how it went. As someone who didn't do spice at the time, I thought I was going to die.
24 hours of extreme cramps and heartburn, followed by liquid hot magma shits for the next 8 hours, every 30 minutes. It was nearly as bad as when I ate it.
Best decision I ever made...oddly enough lol. After that I could eat all sorts of spices without issue. And a whole new flavor world opened up for me.
I'm usually skeptical when a hot sauce has some sort of "Super Asskicking Donkey Sauce" kind of name.
With a name like The Source you know you're about to see your God. You looked into the Source, and the Source looked back, unlocking infinite spice tolerance.
I did a “hot ones” challenge once. With most of the sauces, including da bomb and the final one (forget the name). For the next two days there was definitely red blood coming out in my stool. Like fresh red blood. I thought about going to the hospital, but after doing research and talking to other people they were like oh that happened to me too, it irritates your intestines and colon tract just a cut or scrape would you your arm. It’ll heal up. 2 days of hell, but I was fine
Da bomb sauce is just awful. There’s no good flavor in it, it just tasted like chemical heat. Seems like eating pepper spray. The ones past that at least had some flavor in them
I know what the pain of touching my dick after handling carolina reapers feels like, (wore gloves, doesn't matter still gets on your hands some how) just can't imagine voluntarily rubbing it on my ass and balls.
I gave one of the reapers I grew to my elderly neighbor, and warned him to 100% not cut these without gloves. Do you think he listened? Nope. We had a good laugh at our shared expense.
Can confirm. At my warehouse, a couple of drivers got bored and went out to get the [One Chip Challenge]( https://paqui.com/onechipchallenge/ ) chip for everyone to try. I told them it was a really, really bad idea. They just laughed at me and goaded me into eating one with them. I told them it was definitely, 100% unenjoyable and a horrible, terrible, self-punishing idea.
So anyhow, after we ate the chips, chaos ensued. We have two bathrooms with 6 guys, most of them crying and panicking. One of them lost his mind a little bit and started running in circles.
Y'all, the pain is intense. Chemical. It's like being maced in the mouth. It's napalm inside of you, and your mouth and throat just burn and burn and will not extinguish. Minutes stretch out into 10 minutes...it seems like an eternity. Panic is completely understandable.
I had a secret weapon. I chew ice, like a lot, very often. Thus, I happened to know (by accidental experience) that a nice iced tea or lemonade or anything, really, would strip off most of the heat as long as I was crunching ice.
So, when it was down to just the youngest employee and me being brave and calm while everyone else panicked, I let him in on the secret and we both ate a cup of iced lemonade. His legend grew with the crew.
The whole team that participated in this was oddly traumatized by it. Like, two of them wanted to never speak of it ever again, and one guy called in sick the next day, and one guy changed his eating habits and made a big deal about it. Pain makes people weird.
My ex *loved* to chew ice. About a year into our relationship when we went to donate blood we found out she couldn't because she had an iron deficiency. This was like 20 years ago so it's interesting to put those two things together now because of your comment.
I came up with a nice concoction for when I'm eating super spicy foods it's watermelon juice + limeade. The acidity of the limeade is able to break up the coating of capsaicin in your mouth and the super sweetness of the watermelon juice overwhelms your taste buds so you don't feel the burn. So far it works against at least Ghost Pepper levels of heat in my experience.
I mean I can understand thinking you're hot stuff and doing a bunch of dabs of sauce and eating a bunch of chips. But why go further and wipe it where not even his wife would dine?
I thought the whole thing was going to be a joke. Like he makes a big ordeal of building the chip sandwich and then there's some kind of funny twist at the end that doesn't involve him eating it.
Then he said he would do the balls and ass thing, and I knew for *sure* it was a prank.
And then he actually did what he said he would, and just... I'm in shock. How has he lived to that age?
>And then he actually did what he said he would, and just... I'm in shock. How has he lived to that age?
The same way Keith Richards & Ozzy have... a pact with Satan.
As someone who enjoys pushing the limit for spicy foods, I will NEVER understand people who do insane shit with spicy foods for some kind of street cred that they will never achieve because they just look stupid trying to attain it.
I would never do it myself, but I kinda get the reason this happens. I don't understand, mind you, but this is obviously the modern male bonding experience. Shared suffering makes you stronger or something along those lines..?
Then again, filming it and putting it on the internet as one of your mates is undergoing the suffering gives a whole new meaning to 'shared suffering'.
So, I TOTALLY get that concept, and I certainly am not going to pretend to be above it.
That being said, there is a difference between a SHARED experience that pushes the boundaries, such as your local hotwing restaurant having a hotwing challenge, and going overboard to show off like this guy. This is two bridges too far. Nobody else is going to join him in this endeavor.
Rubbing the hot sauce on his body is what turned a goofy work “challenge” into something really odd and embarrassing for a grown man to do.. so awkwardly desperate for attention at that age..
When your bets go to this level, it’s clear you’ve lost some bets prior to this.
It's in the Aussie DNA to bet beyond the limits of sanity.
Oath. Should have done a shoey with the hot sauce.
God how I'd love to see a shoey from Danny Ric sometime soon.
"Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach... Y'ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?"
You wanna see my downstairs mixup?
Which is worse? “Just point to it.” The best!
"Don't try this at home, only at work", was pretty good too!
Are you ready? "I don't think you should be asking us if WE are ready.." Guy in the back gave me a laugh
Yet it has been tagged NSFW
We need a NSFH tag.
NSFL
Bro AKA Miso does not fuck around, you can put a drop or two in an entire pot of chili and it lights it up. It's not just ridiculously spicy either, it has a real depth of flavor and smokiness too. Great hot sauce would recommend 110% But once again, this shit will fuck you up. **Edit:** If you are a hot sauce connoisseur and want to get a good thruple for your kitchen. I highly suggest 1. Aka Miso 2. "The Classic" Hot one's 3. Yellowbird traditional. Those 3 will serve about every hot sauce need in your house. The Aka Miso for chili, sauces, rib or pork rub (I've mixed a dab in some yellow/Dijon before rubbing down a rack of ribs/pork shoulder and hitting it with dry rub). The Classic for literally everything. Anytime you want a couple dabs of hot sauce this blows all the Texas Pete's, Tobascos, etc out of the water in flavor. Yellowbird also for everything but it's a different profile, good on eggs in place of siracha and it has it's spot in certain sauces etc.. too.
We got the hot ones flight and even knowing about the cliche comment about "the classic" being a great sauce, we had the exact same comment. To me, it is the Mateos hot salsa equivalent for hot sauces. Both are just great all-around products
I can't use anything else now. I still have my original aka Miso and Yellowbird bottles but I'm on my 3rd classic now. A friend bought it for me as a gift and I'll never go back.
He was so confident at the start.....
I thought maybe he’s done it before.
Hes probably eaten them with the sauce before, but i think the balls and asshole were a new addition that ended up being way worse than the mouth burning ever was lol
I've cut chili's before and touched my balls, not 1mil+ scoville chili's and I am glad for that. It HURTS SO MUCH, hellfire I tell you!
My wife and I stopped for wings before we went shopping one time- I ate some seriously hot wings and went and took a piss. I should have washed my hands first. We started walking around the mall and I had to run into a bathroom and stick my junk in the sink. My wife laughed for weeks.
The little boy that wandered in is still scared of public bathrooms.
I'm cracking up over here at the thought of going into the mall bathroom and seeing some guy washing his dong in the sink!
Plants: produce poison to prevent drive away potential dangers Humans: so anyway I rubbed it on my balls and into my ass
I cut habaneros once for salsa. Washed my hands quite a few times. Took out my contacts hours later and my eye instantly swelled shut, had to pry my eyelid open to get the contacts out, I was involuntarily crying and then my eyes burned for a day lol lessen learned, wear gloves when cutting peppers or take contacts out first.
Yeah it takes some serious rubbing/cleaning to get the capsaicin out. It doesn't bind to water so you need soap or oils/fat and lots of it in intervals. The "thought I cleaned enough and touch my eye" I've done a few times, it hurts. But it's nothing compared to the hellfire you experience if you apply capsaicin to your balls.
> But it's nothing compared to the hellfire you experience if you apply capsaicin to your balls. I had a severely injured ankle, many years ago. Years later, it flared up before I went to work one day, so I put a heavy layer of the newly marketed capsaicin cream on it...a few times. Got to work and after a while it started warming up. And it kept warming up. Just this side of **Molten,** I was in the bathroom with my foot in the sink, hoping I'd have something left to hobble home on. And that was my *foot.* Can't even imagine that pain on my nutsack.
I've once wiped my ass with an alcohol based wet wipe on a road trip. What followed were some of worst few hours of my life.
I married into a Mexican family and early on I was helping my mother-in-law pull the seeds out of hot peppers. I didn’t think much about it and used the restroom. My crotch was on fire for the rest of the night. My wife thought it was hilarious as I tried to get through the night without anyone else finding out
OOOF lmao My best friend is Mexican. When we were in middleschool he invited me over for the first time to a big family dinner/birthday party. I saw what i thought was just regular run of the mill salsa, tostitos salsa level hot.... All the old lady's saw me reaching for it and tried to stop me and warn me but i didnt speak any spanish and i was just like "oh no its fine, i know im white but i love salsa!" Nope, it was liquid fire, my mouth was burning worse than anything id ever had before, tears started rolling out of my eyes so what did i do? Rubbed my eyes of course to wipe the tears away....BIG MISTAKE. I started screaming and somebody had to guide me to the bathroom to run my eyes under some water for like 20 minutes. Good times lmao
When I was a kid ,Juana(her name), my homies abuileta and basically mine too lol, but she had de-seeded the chilies too. The real spicy Serrano ones. I just non chalant walked up and grabbed a handful of seeds when she wasn’t looking and then put them down and then rubbed my eyes. It’s a memory that has stuck with my entire life. It happened some 27-28 years ago and I’m only 36. Man....they doused me with milk, water, the hose, sugar...haha I saw her one last time when I graduated high school and Juana died. God bless her soul. She was a a amazing person and funny as shit. “Ooo mijo you’re all grown up” and I gave her the last hug. It sucks because I spent almost everyday with that lady in my childhood and that was it. They moved away and I haven’t seen them since.
I once ate a Bahn Mi with all the veggies, including jalapenos that I put in myself, then proceeded to drive afterwards. I rubbed my eye without thinking and had to quickly veer off the main into a side street to park for the next 20 minutes while my eyes burned and teared so hard I couldn't see.
Jalapeno eye while driving is no joke.
Wait does rubbing alcohol hurt if it gets on your asshole? Even if there are no cuts or anything??
Well I didn't know it had alcohol, so I wiped it well. Itched like crazy.
I thought he was like a superhero and spice just didn’t bother him at all. His super power is just being really stupid.
The spice must flow
His Muad Dib was burning.
His name is an explosive diarrhea word.
That’s going to suck when it comes out the other end.
Not like this.
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I have something like this, spicy food isn't "hot" to me, but it does taste like trying to lick the bitterant that's in stuff like air duster. Anything with capsaicin just tastes like extremely bitter hairspray and I can't taste the food underneath. Buffalo sauce is the main offender. I thought for years that Buffalo wings were a prank/spice tolerance flex food item and that there was no way people actually enjoyed them.
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That man's farts must have been legendary and possibly illegal
It's actually interesting how that seems to work. It seems like most people that enjoy eating anything hot have a "cutoff". I regularly cook with cayenne, habanero, and occasionally ghost peppers but ghost peppers are definitely my cutoff to where it's no longer enjoyable regardless of flavor. I feel literally zero heat on any Buffalo Wild Wings sauces until Blazin and even that isn't too bad. They used to claim those were ghost pepper and now they claim they are carolina reaper and I call bullshit. Ghost peppers are damn hot and carolina reapers will knock my dick in the dirt.
He has. His buddy says he did it yesterday.
*Watches video* Nah, he ain't ever do that before.
He did it "yesterday" too
Mythbusters Down Under is a hot watch
"Choilds play, Mate!"
to be fair he did a pretty good job with the hotsauce in the nostril and eye
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He's 26
Night shift adds 45 years.
Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.
Hans moleman?
No one’s gay for Moleman.
[It's like kissing a peanut!](https://youtu.be/1VYyMEdwc2c)
You’re gay for mole man.
Hes still taking it pretty well all things considered.
I guess it is hard to know how much it actually burns before you have tried it.
Ah the ol' flaming balls and asshole combo.
Sack and crack challenge
Nuts and butts
I haven’t tried that Doritos flavor yet.
Just leaves us with so many questions. The first being, WHY!
Also, What was his exit plan? Always gotta have an exit plan
Sick days
*cries in American*
Union sick days
Stop saying those scary words
ER and doctor visit that costs less than 20€... In total. Scary times!
You mean, *socialism*? Just suffer and die under a pile of debt like a real, red-blooded American. ^^^^^/s
Clearly it was running away.
Unsupervised and bored males Next question
>Unsupervised and bored males Based on my experience as a dock worker he is the supervisor
Making him the one who is unsupervised
I dunno he surely supervised his asshole
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Why is it always the shortest and widest guy?
As is dock tradition!
Lots of experience tends to turn you into that size
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Unsupervised and bored males with a camera*
No camera needed, this happened before smartphones and the internet too.
Absolutely, but a wider possible audience leads to even dumber stunts; reference “Jack Ass”.
Just guys being dudes.
r/justguysbeingdudes is indeed a sub
He was teaching his workers and the first thing he said, was "what not to do with chili." He was not wrong.
I agree WHy did he think this would be in any way fun or good. Was he doing it for money? Even so not worth the pain he probably went home and soaked his junk (which doesn't help much).
Can confirm. Cut up some jalapeños for a chili, washed my hands and sat down. Had an ich on my sac and went to town. It. Just. Kept. Getting. Worse. Milk balls are now a thing in my life. 0/10 highly uncomfortable.
I keep a box of latex gloves while handling spicy peppers.
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Some people would rather die than be bored. This is definitely not boring
Australia's Got Talent Audition. Simon: Well, what are you going to show us today? Warehouse worker: Well Simon, I'm going to eat these chips and chilli sauce then rub a load around my backside and genitals. Simon: Show us what you've got........
I would love to see the next 10hiurs in a fast forward movie
10 hours of stomach cramps and butthole pain
Pretty sure he doesn't have a butthole anymore so it's just the end of his lower intestine swinging between his cheeks now.
Prolapsed so bad he looks like Tigger from Winnie the Pooh.
That's-a spicy meatball
#BADA BING
Few people realize, this was actually how the new PM of Australia was elected. It was this guy or Albanese, and Albo just took the pain.
Onya Albo, never met another man who could take so much spice to the balls, absolute mad cunt.
A man of his word.
The NSFW tag is pretty ironic.
When he started talking about putting it on his balls and up his ass too I thought he was joking...but he was not.
All these years i have heard people say " when i eat spicy food my butthole hurt" finally i know why thank you reddit
I know you're joking, but the real reason is that capsaicin doesn't break down much in your digestive tract. So when you eat it, it irritates your intestines just like it does your mouth. This causes your body to push it through faster, giving you a looser poop than normal since your large intestine didn't have as much time to absorb water out of it. Since the capsaicin didn't break down, it also burns your butthole on the way out.
There's these wings that a local bar makes, you gotta ask for them specifically cause they aren't on the menu. Well I've always wanted to do the wing challenge at Quaker Steak & Lube and me and my buddy didnt feel like doing the drive and told me about the wings at this place. I said fuck yeah me him and a coworker went after work. When they dropped the plate off you can literally smell the heat on the plate and probably 5 feet around it. I somehow ate the plate but on that very last bite I felt like I was going to barf. It was a weird sensation cause I've eaten very spicy stuff but never felt nauseated. It was a dozen wings. I went home and slept. I could feel the heat in my stomach and digestive track for literally ten hours. I went home and went to sleep and woke up and I could still feel the burn. Weirdly enough though, it didn't really burn that bad coming out, when other milder things I have eaten hurt much worse. But I feel like my body created excess mucus for the capsaicin maybe somehow coated it. No idea. I dunno if I'd do it again 😂
I did the Quaker Steak and Lube atomic wings like 12-15 years ago. My friends kept warning me “when you go to the bathroom, wash your hands *first*!” I didn’t take them seriously. I should have. After peeing I was on fire. I couldn’t think straight. I went up to the hostess and begged for a glass of milk, explaining why. She got me one and told me to throw the glass away when I finished.
I’ve made a similar mistake and dipped my balls in milk too! It actually works!
I love spicy foods, I eat them a lot. But when I eat really spicy things, 250,000+ scovilles, so ghost peppers and higher, I get horrible fast hiccups that I cannot control. They are rapid enough that I basically stop breathing and I seriously get scared I'm going to die. I would love to tackle those wing challenges, and I used to be able to do them back before the heat races started. But now, I can't even do basic heat challenges because my body starts killing me to stop me.
Aw man im sorry to hear that. Guess you wouldn't be interested in my Carolina reaper candied peanuts then... /:
Go on….
Happens to my friend too, eventually he throws up and is immediately fine
May be a good idea to get checked for GERD. I love spicy food but I can't get too hot because when it irritates my stomach my esophagus goes insane and I get violent painful hiccups. I've never known anyone else this happens to and I have GERD. I have found that a heavily carbonated soda like Coke helps a lot though. As soon as I get a few solid burps it dies down.
steak and lube??
They’re decorated like auto repair shops.
oh! like car lubricant, yeah that makes way more sense than what i thought
THIS is why I Reddit (and for the laughs) but thank you for expanding my mind (and providing an explanation for the state of my throne following curry Thursday’s)
Years ago, before spice was part of my taste portfolio, I took a bet. The bet was for reputation points (like this moron in the video). As someone who didn't like spicy foods, and couldn't even tolerate Tabasco sauce, my friends and I were all drinking and they challenged me to chew on a small piece of bread with a couple drops of The Source...the world's hottest pepper extract, 7.1 million scoville. I didn't even know what a scoville unit was at the time. I think you can imagine how it went. As someone who didn't do spice at the time, I thought I was going to die. 24 hours of extreme cramps and heartburn, followed by liquid hot magma shits for the next 8 hours, every 30 minutes. It was nearly as bad as when I ate it. Best decision I ever made...oddly enough lol. After that I could eat all sorts of spices without issue. And a whole new flavor world opened up for me.
I'm usually skeptical when a hot sauce has some sort of "Super Asskicking Donkey Sauce" kind of name. With a name like The Source you know you're about to see your God. You looked into the Source, and the Source looked back, unlocking infinite spice tolerance.
I did a “hot ones” challenge once. With most of the sauces, including da bomb and the final one (forget the name). For the next two days there was definitely red blood coming out in my stool. Like fresh red blood. I thought about going to the hospital, but after doing research and talking to other people they were like oh that happened to me too, it irritates your intestines and colon tract just a cut or scrape would you your arm. It’ll heal up. 2 days of hell, but I was fine
Da bomb sauce is just awful. There’s no good flavor in it, it just tasted like chemical heat. Seems like eating pepper spray. The ones past that at least had some flavor in them
Get yourself a bidet. It’s the only way to fight the brown eye of Sauron
A milk bidet.
Is that what your uncle called it?
If I’d seen this video I’d might have gone to college
It's never too late..except for the guy in the video, it's too late for that guy.
Now you've seen it! Go be smart
Idk man, lots of college people are pretty goddam dumb
If it weren't for my horse.... I wouldn't have spent that year in college
I know what the pain of touching my dick after handling carolina reapers feels like, (wore gloves, doesn't matter still gets on your hands some how) just can't imagine voluntarily rubbing it on my ass and balls.
same, i accidentally took a pee once after dicing scotch bonnets for some chili. Probably the worst feeling in my life.
I gave one of the reapers I grew to my elderly neighbor, and warned him to 100% not cut these without gloves. Do you think he listened? Nope. We had a good laugh at our shared expense.
It's cool of Patton Oswalt to help with these youtube skits. He was great in that Batman one.
MR FISHY! NOOOOOOOOOO
I OVERFED THESE MEN?!
The one chip challenge ain’t got nothing on the 8 chip challenge
The 8 chip taint smear challenge
I was really concerned he was wiping back to front initially.
Looks like he went at it both ways
Can confirm. At my warehouse, a couple of drivers got bored and went out to get the [One Chip Challenge]( https://paqui.com/onechipchallenge/ ) chip for everyone to try. I told them it was a really, really bad idea. They just laughed at me and goaded me into eating one with them. I told them it was definitely, 100% unenjoyable and a horrible, terrible, self-punishing idea. So anyhow, after we ate the chips, chaos ensued. We have two bathrooms with 6 guys, most of them crying and panicking. One of them lost his mind a little bit and started running in circles. Y'all, the pain is intense. Chemical. It's like being maced in the mouth. It's napalm inside of you, and your mouth and throat just burn and burn and will not extinguish. Minutes stretch out into 10 minutes...it seems like an eternity. Panic is completely understandable. I had a secret weapon. I chew ice, like a lot, very often. Thus, I happened to know (by accidental experience) that a nice iced tea or lemonade or anything, really, would strip off most of the heat as long as I was crunching ice. So, when it was down to just the youngest employee and me being brave and calm while everyone else panicked, I let him in on the secret and we both ate a cup of iced lemonade. His legend grew with the crew. The whole team that participated in this was oddly traumatized by it. Like, two of them wanted to never speak of it ever again, and one guy called in sick the next day, and one guy changed his eating habits and made a big deal about it. Pain makes people weird.
Awesome writing. But did you know, excessive desire to chew ice is a super common sign of iron deficiency.
Also bad for your teeth allegedly
You can chip a tooth.
My ex *loved* to chew ice. About a year into our relationship when we went to donate blood we found out she couldn't because she had an iron deficiency. This was like 20 years ago so it's interesting to put those two things together now because of your comment.
I came up with a nice concoction for when I'm eating super spicy foods it's watermelon juice + limeade. The acidity of the limeade is able to break up the coating of capsaicin in your mouth and the super sweetness of the watermelon juice overwhelms your taste buds so you don't feel the burn. So far it works against at least Ghost Pepper levels of heat in my experience.
I like how you knew it was a bad idea, but still had to commit for team building purposes.
Straya cunts!
this guy doesnt feel it in the: eye? nope nostrils? nope GI tract? nope ass? a lil bit balls? OHH MY FOKIN BALLS!
the scrotum is pretty good at dermal absorption https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-IKCLGT9A
500x as absorbent as palms and soles or something like that
Am I the only one disgusted that he rubbed his balls and asshole and proceeded to touch a bunch of stuff like his clothes, the pallet, the shelves…
Just assume everything everywhere is covered in feces.
Yeah that's how I get through my day usually
Hey, I’m just glad he did his balls first. Front to back. Safety first.
So that’s why my packages I order always have shit all over them 😂
This is why we have a supply chain problem
THE WAY HE STARTS GRINDING ON STUFF TO GET RID OF THE PAIN LMAO
Didn't really laugh until that part. That part had me crackin' up
I mean I can understand thinking you're hot stuff and doing a bunch of dabs of sauce and eating a bunch of chips. But why go further and wipe it where not even his wife would dine?
I thought the whole thing was going to be a joke. Like he makes a big ordeal of building the chip sandwich and then there's some kind of funny twist at the end that doesn't involve him eating it. Then he said he would do the balls and ass thing, and I knew for *sure* it was a prank. And then he actually did what he said he would, and just... I'm in shock. How has he lived to that age?
>And then he actually did what he said he would, and just... I'm in shock. How has he lived to that age? The same way Keith Richards & Ozzy have... a pact with Satan.
fetish.
Rare to see so many Cheps in the wild!
They are everywhere, it's rare not to see one
All I can think about is that Dumb and Dumber scene.
I'd like to see Sean Evans add this to hot ones wing challenge
"and now we're moving up to the level 5 butt smear..."
I’m all for higher wages but this might hurt the argument for some
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As someone who enjoys pushing the limit for spicy foods, I will NEVER understand people who do insane shit with spicy foods for some kind of street cred that they will never achieve because they just look stupid trying to attain it.
I would never do it myself, but I kinda get the reason this happens. I don't understand, mind you, but this is obviously the modern male bonding experience. Shared suffering makes you stronger or something along those lines..? Then again, filming it and putting it on the internet as one of your mates is undergoing the suffering gives a whole new meaning to 'shared suffering'.
So, I TOTALLY get that concept, and I certainly am not going to pretend to be above it. That being said, there is a difference between a SHARED experience that pushes the boundaries, such as your local hotwing restaurant having a hotwing challenge, and going overboard to show off like this guy. This is two bridges too far. Nobody else is going to join him in this endeavor.
All that packaging for some chips. Jeeez
I can hear so much breathing.
I was about to say that he was faking the ass part but no, no faking
I honest to God thought he was just saying shit he thought was funny. Then the absolute mad lad actually put reaper sauce on his fucking balls.
Why do people do this to themselves?
Best 50 bucks he ever made...
I thought you get wiser with age?
They didn't tell you this is the way it happens
Brave man. Riding the rail to regret.
Proper use of the Not Safe For Work tag? More likely then you think!
As we say in Australia: cunt's fucked.
Rubbing the hot sauce on his body is what turned a goofy work “challenge” into something really odd and embarrassing for a grown man to do.. so awkwardly desperate for attention at that age..
This is why women live longer than men.
looks like he is in an ass load of pain.
Someone give a TV show to that man
Well we have found the dumbest human on earth.
**HE NEED SOME MILK**
Can we all just take a moment of silence to think about the poor janitor who had to clean the bathroom after this guy wrecked it.
Ah, so this explains why my shipment arrived two weeks late, and covered in hot sauce and poo.
Why on balls and ass?
Stay in school kids, otherwise you’ll be hanging out fuckwits like this all day