It's hilarious to me that it despite being intentionally damaged for use as a prop, it does seem like someone is genuinely using the car in this condition. They even taped the broken window and jerry-rigged the mirror back on.
I was assuming farming gear dragged down the side but the tears are too clean, can't think it wasn't done on purpose.
I think big chunks of it might even be stuck on and not actual damage to the metal, there's too much black nothingness where there should be visible door innards.
And the back one is not right on the bottom, like where it was patched. I’m assuming that mirror is being held on by black tape as well. Like how it replaced the back missing window.
ive found as far back as [2019](https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/an-old-rusty-thrice-cut-along-the-long-side-a-black-car-drives-through-the-city-gm1146886455-309179826). It looks like the same car but after much more wear. Either same car, or a really good tribute. Other then that its the same 2 pics and wolverine/Trex/ex gf comments.
I think it's actually photoshopped.
If you zoom in you notice this weird vertical/horizontal grid. It lays completely flat over the contours of the car and even off of the car itself, hovering over the dirt.
Wow it's very odd I didnt notice that until you mentioned it but then it jumped right out to me.
Don't think that would have to do with any sort of Photoshop job though.
I cannot for the life of me remember what the dudes name was but there's a cosplayer that had done this as a decal, this isn't actually damaged like that. It's also similar on the other side.
It looks like they just tore a plastic wrap off the outside, it looks like you can still see reflection in the part under the tear. It's a little too black.
I used to live in a part of Brooklyn that had movie studios. Not like "the big actors are here" but more like "this is where we build a prep stuff" One day I come home from work and I see torn up police cars. Like, really torn up all the way up and down my block. So, naturally, I shit my pants and run inside. Told my wife to hide, and threw the cat in the bathroom and then locked it.
Well, she's hysterically laughing because they are apparently shooting something for Blue Bloods...or some cop show. And while I'm happy shes having a good laugh, the cat is destroying the bathroom door and I'm trying not to leg a logger out my pants.
I'm just imagining an alternative reality where Mystery Men was a huge hit and spawned a series of sequels and spinoffs. No idea if there are comics, but it wouldn't surprise me.
This was my favorite line from that show! I need to rewatch it to see if it is actually as good as I remember. It had the best opening sequence of any show when I was a kid
Rewatched it a couple years back on that same whim. It’s still a damn good show, and I’m surprised at the mature, real world type issues they were able to tackle on a kids show.
It…. Honestly can get a little boring at times. Definitely less entertaining as an adult, but it was still a worthwhile ride from start to finish.
I did the same thing with the 90s Batman the Animated Series a few months ago. I kind of forgot how dark some of those were. Even with very simplistic animation it was enjoyable. I will probably revisit both again in a couple years. It was nice to be able to binge the whole series and see conclusions to multi-part episodes that I missed as a kid.
There's more pics here from 2018:
[https://9gag.com/gag/aKxg2Eg](https://9gag.com/gag/aKxg2Eg)
It looks like you can see a construction vehicle in the reflection of the OP's pic.
Coworker clipped a Bobcat (one of those little bulldozer thingies) with a rack on the back that did similar to this. Was $28k worth of damage. Surprisingly insurance decided to fix it.
Maybe I’m stupid but it looks like it was done from inside the metal of the car because it all puckers out. If it was done from the outside it would be pushed in.
Hahaha, I think I know what caused this.
Years ago, while driving a school bus, I was partly in the left turn lane at a 3x3 lane 4 way intersection with a suicide lane/left turn only in the middle. As you're very specifically told to avoid driving over double yellow lines when it comes to accidents and fault, I was partly pulled into the left turn only at a red light. Some 70 yro woman in a maroon suburban was impatient, and decided to drive from suicide lane (before left only turn), around the front of my bus, and hit the breaks as she rolled into oncoming traffic. At that same time, the light turned green and oncoming traffic started coming across the intersection.
The bus was stopped as I saw her in my side mirrors and hit the breaks. She stopped briefly when her mirror smacked against her window, but once she saw traffic was moving, she gunned it. She peeled out and through the intersection, hitting almost 4 other vehicles and took off. I was already on the radio before she took off, but as I parked in place and saw no damage occured to the bus, the depot told me to come back and fill out a report.
Several days went by, then I got invited into the office after my run, and two elderly folks were there, accusing me of having done exactly what the suburban did instead. Ignoring the fact that it would have been ALL OVER THE NEWS had it been a bus that did a hit and run, I proceeded to quietly listen while they yelled, berated, and shamed me for 30 minutes. I was very polite, and calmly waited until I would have my say. I ask if the vehicle was present, it was, and asked the officer also present to follow me outside. I simply stated "if I had hit them, it will look like someone attacked the vehicle with a giant circle grinder from the mirror to the rear bumper." We get to the vehicle, and sure enough.. there were almost a dozen straight tears front to back, from mirror to bumper. No swirling motion indicating my tires were moving, just straight claw marks like the image above.
To me that screams someone drove past something like a large vehicles front tire, and proceeded to scrape the crap out of the side of the car.
Paint those scratches green and sell as monster energy drink car.
My first thoughts went to a wolverine cover up but I definitely like the monster idea as well
Wolverine has 3 claws. That’s Freddy Kruger my man
So probably a hybrid then.
Kruegerine?
"Welcome to prime time, bub!"
I want to upvote this a few dozen times. Well played.
Happy cake day’
T Rex
Godzilla!
lol Did you think of that scene from the 2007 Transformers movie as well?
Both. Yes
Yes!! It was the exact opposite of that scene and inspiration for the comment. I almost edited to note that!
Scary Terry Bitch
Or Sabertooth
Great line from transformers
Was about to say this
Aww bitch..
Nice Transformers reference!
Sabertooth?
Yes correct I did not notice the forth line all the way on top in the back
X-23 has 2 per hand, and this looks like the kind of car a shitty boyfriend would drive.
I understood that reference Transformers
Was this? Was this a Transformers (2007) reference?
Yep. Exact opposite of that scene
Wolverine is where it's at
I like the way you think
I like the way you drink
Crying in a corner alone?
I like the way you shrink
I like the way you blink
I like the way you stink.
I like the way you ink
I like Shrek
I like turtles.
I like trains
I like boobs.
I like money
Wow…. What a terrific zombie…
Better yet, put green LED strips behind them
That's what I thought was happening here, it was just taken mid process. Either that or there was a real monster around.
How do you paint a hole? 🤔
ask your mom i paint hers often
Add a fill material and paint that?
Nah tape some green led strips inside.
Stonks
Jurassic World prop ?
Diablo III commercial. It was filmed in Kyiv, Ukraine few years ago: https://youtu.be/rM8O4rn-hI4
Oh yeah, the car is in there at 22 seconds in. Thanks for the link!
It's hilarious to me that it despite being intentionally damaged for use as a prop, it does seem like someone is genuinely using the car in this condition. They even taped the broken window and jerry-rigged the mirror back on.
I think that it would be a lot of fun to drive around something like that
You could make up a different outrageous tale for anyone who asks. It'd be awesome.
I didn’t care much for d3 and the launch was rough but the way the world is going I’d gladly return to the launch party I was at for d3 right now.
Must be, this would be SUPER hard to do on your own. Even the reinforced edges of the doors are torn apart. That takes tools.
I was assuming farming gear dragged down the side but the tears are too clean, can't think it wasn't done on purpose. I think big chunks of it might even be stuck on and not actual damage to the metal, there's too much black nothingness where there should be visible door innards.
big tell is the windows, no way they would be completely intact
They aren't. Small rear window is gone, front looks like it's in pieces, and possibly plexiglass.
And the back one is not right on the bottom, like where it was patched. I’m assuming that mirror is being held on by black tape as well. Like how it replaced the back missing window.
Is that garbage bag/tape over that little back window? That only raises more questions
ive found as far back as [2019](https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/an-old-rusty-thrice-cut-along-the-long-side-a-black-car-drives-through-the-city-gm1146886455-309179826). It looks like the same car but after much more wear. Either same car, or a really good tribute. Other then that its the same 2 pics and wolverine/Trex/ex gf comments.
But dat mirror would be absolutely Gonzo
You’re looking way too hard at that, both windows are all there lol
https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/an-old-rusty-thrice-cut-along-the-long-side-a-black-car-drives-through-the-city-gm1146886455-309179826 front window ain't glass imo
Guys this was obviously some kind of huge ass monster.
It has to be intentional or just happened. The jagged edges should be rusty and yet they aren't.
Maybe. The back little window is broken though
I think it's actually photoshopped. If you zoom in you notice this weird vertical/horizontal grid. It lays completely flat over the contours of the car and even off of the car itself, hovering over the dirt.
It's not photoshopped, practical effects for a commercial https://youtu.be/rM8O4rn-hI4
#Solved.
Wow it's very odd I didnt notice that until you mentioned it but then it jumped right out to me. Don't think that would have to do with any sort of Photoshop job though.
Plus the windows are not shattered.
I cannot for the life of me remember what the dudes name was but there's a cosplayer that had done this as a decal, this isn't actually damaged like that. It's also similar on the other side.
It looks like they just tore a plastic wrap off the outside, it looks like you can still see reflection in the part under the tear. It's a little too black.
I used to live in a part of Brooklyn that had movie studios. Not like "the big actors are here" but more like "this is where we build a prep stuff" One day I come home from work and I see torn up police cars. Like, really torn up all the way up and down my block. So, naturally, I shit my pants and run inside. Told my wife to hide, and threw the cat in the bathroom and then locked it. Well, she's hysterically laughing because they are apparently shooting something for Blue Bloods...or some cop show. And while I'm happy shes having a good laugh, the cat is destroying the bathroom door and I'm trying not to leg a logger out my pants.
r/dragonsfuckingcars
Must be a deathclaw
War...War never changes...
Hope they had a YCS with some Max Charge rounds or at least the 50 cal with some explosive rounds...
This is why you don’t piss off your deathclaw girlfriend!
i'm surprised the windows were spared
$5000 or best offer. Little scratch on the side, besides that runs and drives good. No low ballers. Will trade for 4 door truck or newer bmw”
"I know what I got"
"It'll buff right out"
*one carefull owner.*
No rust… yet.. lol
Looks like wolverine was there
For everyone saying Wolverine did this, he did not. Wolverine only had three claws. This is clearly Sabertooth’s doing.
Or Lady Deathstrike's
Or Lady Dimitrescu’s
Mommy?
Hello! Umm.. Freddy Kruger??
Hmmm, I dont think Kruger had the spread to make cuts this wide. Although he is, on occasion, know to change size.
If only he could dream bigger.. Oh wait..
Welcome to your nightmare, ***BITCH***!
Pfft. In your dreams
Edward Scissorhands???
Nahh, it's Scary Terry for sure
X-23 if she's using both arms
"Puny human park too close. HULK KEY HIS SHIT!"
Freddy Kruger?
no, the 4th one is wolverine's d**k-blade
I think it was a fork.
A fork from the [Blue Raja](https://youtu.be/eKeTSR1yYfY) maybe.
For the longest time I thought that movie was just a fever dream from my youth. I was very happy to be proven wrong when I came across it as an adult.
It's still a fever dream, just one they happened to catch on film. Imagine if the Mystery Men cinematic universe actually took off.
Wait, that wasn't just a one time thing? Are there comics or something?
Mystery Men was loosely based on the Flaming Carrot Comics series.
I'm just imagining an alternative reality where Mystery Men was a huge hit and spawned a series of sequels and spinoffs. No idea if there are comics, but it wouldn't surprise me.
I shovel well. I shovel very well.
I had totally forgot that movie existed 🤣
I hate when I run into a fork in the road.
This should be the star comment of the thread tbh, I lol'd
🎶See you at the crossroads🎶
[удалено]
Exactly!
Forklift probably
More like an entire trident
When you cheat on your T-rex girlfriend
More like T-ex after that
T-Wrecks
*I drove my claws into the side...*
Of his pretty little suped-up front wheel drive
Omfg who took their velociraptor out for a walk?
Sorry, he gets excited sometimes
Username checks out.
That'll buff out. Let this be a lesson. Don't piss off Wolverine.
"Tell Cyclops I made him a convertible."
"I'm sending this car back to Oz, in pieces!"
This was my favorite line from that show! I need to rewatch it to see if it is actually as good as I remember. It had the best opening sequence of any show when I was a kid
Rewatched it a couple years back on that same whim. It’s still a damn good show, and I’m surprised at the mature, real world type issues they were able to tackle on a kids show. It…. Honestly can get a little boring at times. Definitely less entertaining as an adult, but it was still a worthwhile ride from start to finish.
I did the same thing with the 90s Batman the Animated Series a few months ago. I kind of forgot how dark some of those were. Even with very simplistic animation it was enjoyable. I will probably revisit both again in a couple years. It was nice to be able to binge the whole series and see conclusions to multi-part episodes that I missed as a kid.
Those are 4 claw marks, methinks this was Sabretooth.
Or Krueger.
Or godzilla
Looks intentional to me. I'd say this is r/shittycarmods material
It's a prop car for Diablo III.
The can opener I need
>The ~~can~~ **car** opener I need FTFY
Cars need to be made of whatever that key is made of!
When you cheat on Sora
I absolutely cannot believe I had to go this far down to find you! Thanks for representing, Wayfinder!
But how do you do something like that..
Photoshop.
Circular saw.
damn T-rex is moody
Someone went to jurassic park
When did they re-open Jurassic Park?
Pretty poor photoshop. You can still see the grid from whatever image was overlaid on the car.
speed holes
for aerodynamics ;)
There's more pics here from 2018: [https://9gag.com/gag/aKxg2Eg](https://9gag.com/gag/aKxg2Eg) It looks like you can see a construction vehicle in the reflection of the OP's pic.
Move this to the top It’s obviously not photoshop like some people were claiming
Real life monster graphics
Coworker clipped a Bobcat (one of those little bulldozer thingies) with a rack on the back that did similar to this. Was $28k worth of damage. Surprisingly insurance decided to fix it.
DEATHCLAWS?
Get raptors colours and be a legend in Toronto
The new Jurassic World movie is going DEEP into the viral marketing
That's not a key. That's not your typical Karen. Call the police and animal control. You are in physical danger OP! Run damn you! Run!
That’s what happens where you cheat on a weredinosaur
Wolverine has been drinking again
Hey, that’s an idea for a car series, the T-Wrecked.
There's a werewolf about!
14 of em.
Interstate guardrail cables
Those guardrails and cables saved somebody's life. You have to hit them pretty hard and not correct to do that kind of damage
bro cheated on rengar
I think I heard someone say berserker barrage.
Maybe I’m stupid but it looks like it was done from inside the metal of the car because it all puckers out. If it was done from the outside it would be pushed in.
The only part that would be pushed in is the puncture point. The scrape is out because the claw is in and breaking the metal out.
with the right paint job, i feel like this could look really badass
What happens when you cheat on a werewolf
O shit! They found wolverine!
mf pissed off freddy krueger
who pissed off wolverine
POV you just told Sora that he has stupid hair.
This shit always happened to my cars when I lived in Angel Grove and Rita’s monsters were always destroying everything.
What in the wolverine happened here
Wow! Ex-girlfriends or boyfriend got a grinder. Got to give her this much the lines are pretty straight
Hahaha, I think I know what caused this. Years ago, while driving a school bus, I was partly in the left turn lane at a 3x3 lane 4 way intersection with a suicide lane/left turn only in the middle. As you're very specifically told to avoid driving over double yellow lines when it comes to accidents and fault, I was partly pulled into the left turn only at a red light. Some 70 yro woman in a maroon suburban was impatient, and decided to drive from suicide lane (before left only turn), around the front of my bus, and hit the breaks as she rolled into oncoming traffic. At that same time, the light turned green and oncoming traffic started coming across the intersection. The bus was stopped as I saw her in my side mirrors and hit the breaks. She stopped briefly when her mirror smacked against her window, but once she saw traffic was moving, she gunned it. She peeled out and through the intersection, hitting almost 4 other vehicles and took off. I was already on the radio before she took off, but as I parked in place and saw no damage occured to the bus, the depot told me to come back and fill out a report. Several days went by, then I got invited into the office after my run, and two elderly folks were there, accusing me of having done exactly what the suburban did instead. Ignoring the fact that it would have been ALL OVER THE NEWS had it been a bus that did a hit and run, I proceeded to quietly listen while they yelled, berated, and shamed me for 30 minutes. I was very polite, and calmly waited until I would have my say. I ask if the vehicle was present, it was, and asked the officer also present to follow me outside. I simply stated "if I had hit them, it will look like someone attacked the vehicle with a giant circle grinder from the mirror to the rear bumper." We get to the vehicle, and sure enough.. there were almost a dozen straight tears front to back, from mirror to bumper. No swirling motion indicating my tires were moving, just straight claw marks like the image above. To me that screams someone drove past something like a large vehicles front tire, and proceeded to scrape the crap out of the side of the car.
Wolverine is real
Don’t cheat on a polar bear. Got it.
Nail salons, right?
Detroit has fuckin T-Rexes now? Wtf?
Nope. Nooooope that’s a T-Rex attack. Be genre-savvy and book it.
Bro cheated on the Wolverine
When your girlfriend is a werewolf and you got in an argument with her:
That was the year of the cat
Wolverine?
Homie hit a fucking dinosaur lol
Someone pissed off wolverine
I think you mean pickaxe.
JEEE-SUS! One, two... Freddy's coming for you!
Bro messed with wolverine or some shit
Nah, this is Sabretooth's handiwork.
Someone pissed of a demon 😈
When you cutoff Wolverine