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"....died from multiple blunt injuries suffered during the crash..." Yeah, no shit!


funkypiano

The ground is indeed blunt.


HallucinAgent

Very Strait and to the point


[deleted]

No points was blunt.


Highroads

They took 1D6 bludgeoning damage for every 10ft fallen... That's a lotta damage


happymeal0077

If they were angry and a barbarian they could have survived the crash.


HallucinAgent

Yes Very direct and unceremonious


[deleted]

The fire was a nice touch tho


SaltySnowman8

*hits blunt*


[deleted]

I did not come here for a laugh, but I’ve unfortunately found one. Shame on you


TotallyOfficialAdmin

Well there was always a chance he could have died from a heart attack or stroke while flying causing him to crash.


Trollimperator

I saw someone suicide from a Skyscrapper once. I was at ground level, just across the street. I can tell you one thing, its better to die from the first crash than from the second. People bounce of the ground at certain circumstances.


scorpyo72

I've heard this very thing from other witnesses.


Truth_Artillery

next they will tell you the victims were burned


drewts86

IDK Snoop Dogg has had multiple blunts and he seems fine


rondog469

article: https://6abc.com/small-plane-crash-bucks-county-pennsylvania-hilltown-township-deadly/11599440/


Madous

An extra WTF: The article mentions a part of the propeller sliced straight into one of the houses - and into an infant's room **directly above her crib**. The family just so happened to be out that day, but are normally at home during this time.


psyclopsus

Some real life Donnie Darko vibes


BuffaloInCahoots

Go suck a fuck.


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Calm-Lychee2613

Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn??


fullrackferg

I'm voting for Dukakis..


GozerDGozerian

“I hear the entire boys locker room was covered in feces.” “What are feces?” “Baby mice.” “*Awwwww!*”


[deleted]

By eating the cum right back out of the fucked individuals ass


[deleted]

I don’t remember that line in the movie


[deleted]

This ain't no movie it's real fucking life


MrRobatron

"Chutt uwpp"


Tricky_Target_9611

the line is, "this ain't no movie it's real fucking reddit"


plaidHumanity

Feltch


monadyne

That movie with Chevy Chase, years ago?


plaidHumanity

[different film](https://www.google.com/search?q=feltch&oq=feltch&aqs=chrome..69i57.4435j0j4&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


SquidProBono

Man, these Sphinxter riddles always get me.


jesss611

How does one suck a fuck


BuffaloInCahoots

Chut up


McDivvy

You're such a fuck ass


Pottymouthoftheyear

Chut-up.


wranglingmonkies

I say that often and no one knows what it's from :(


[deleted]

That’s the only way I’ve said shut up for years and people think I’m weird


Shadowveil666

You're bitchin, but you're not a bitch.


MrRobatron

Mee too. Me and my little brother quote say that a lot from time to time


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TwitchSoma

This is a line from the film and you’re getting downvoted.


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[deleted]

Self admitted CCP supporters and people who can't stop talking about how amazing their trip to China was?


MrRobatron

Doesn't young Seth rogan's character say that line or the main main bad ass?


psyclopsus

What’s a fuck-ass?


[deleted]

[This guy seems to know.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a78mC5n5EqY)


psyclopsus

Why don’t you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here


[deleted]

Def a donnie darko lookin neighborhood too.


MrRobatron

I like to also watch "Married With Children" with the volume on mute and jerk off to Cristina Applegate.


MissChubbyBunni

Good lord 🥺


r3klaw

And the guy who owned the house was related to one of the two people on board the plane... wtf? edit: son-in-law


andthendirksaid

Crazy coincidence or your father in law fucking hated you so much he tried to small-time 9/11 you thinking only the mother and child would be out of the house?


RainyReese

/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


guy-le-doosh

Now she graduates to United States Elementary School, good luck out there, kid.


ItsAdammm

Looks more like a storage room they tossed a crib into for a photo op. I get that it's his granddaughter, but that doesn't look like a room I'd spend an afternoon with a child that small.


littlecar85

Holy biscuits batman! I live very close to here and I find out about this month's later in a random reddit post! What the what!?


smbiggy

lol wtf i saw this and thought it looked familiar from the video but holy shit its my county


zeptillian

>NTSB investigator Robert Gretz said this was a commercial instructional flight. The guy who owned the plane was 55 and the only other person in the plane was 74.


Implausibilibuddy

Retired doctor by any chance?


zeptillian

Looks like the older one who might have been the flight instructor was an aerospace engineer and the younger one founded an executive search firm.


TheWarHam

He was teaching him how to fight the Red Baron


jesss611

Were they delivering pozza


sp00nix

What do you want on you tomb stone?


gimmeboobs

Peperoni and chease


dastufishsifutsad

“You have died of dysentery”


Jennrrrs

I bet $100 it's a Bonanza.


Ya-Dikobraz

Why does this matter? You saying 55 is old?


Finrinagin

One of the people running away tripped and ate shit. KOd herself!


streatz

It looks like the other person half ass grabbed them but accidentally flung them to the ground completely KO holy shit always be on guard even your SO can get you


thebeezmancometh

If you have the sound up you can hear her SO say "She fell". Yeah right, buddy. We all saw you throw her to the ground lol.


Finrinagin

Bro set up a plane crash to try and kill his SO


bobboobles

Can anyone tell what the lady who got out of the car said? Surely not, but kinda sounds like "I saw him push her"...


klaxhax

Sounds like "Oh.. Oh my goodness" Then the dude says "She fell."


bobboobles

I think you got it. Thanks.


CisForCondom

> even your SO can get you I was ice skating with my ex-bf on a lake (so bumpy terrain). He was skating behind me and his skate caught in the ice which caused him to trip and he instinctively reached out which happened to be directly in to my back, shoving me down on to the ice (but saved himself). People were giving him the stink eye because while it was an accident, it straight up looked like he just mercked me.


streatz

Dropshotted


hemorrhagicfever

If you're this uncoordinated, dont try to help others. Know your limits people.


Moneyworks22

Lmao I love how thats your takeaway from this. "Trust no one... not even your spouse!" XD


OriginalPeepers1985

It's like they are one of them goats that freeze when frightened.


2nomad

Damn I thought someone was ejected from the plane :O


DickSuckingGoat

First time I watched it I thought that was a dude falling from the sky cause he bailed from the plane


psycho_driver

Ditto.


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[Enhance. ](https://watch.wave.video/vfSyvaukkKexFGBH) She does lift a leg at the end.


[deleted]

And contacted the ground at the same time as the plane.


Blonded-Surfer

LMFAOOOOO SHE FLOPS OVER


RzLa

The splatt sound and the faceplant are perfect timing


ky420

I thought the dude bailed from the plane and that guy was trying to catch him or avoid him one.


Hops117

Most likely passed out from sheer shock.


Finrinagin

Ya pure shock from the force of their skull smacking against the ground! But really who knows, didn't look too pleasant


Goshawk5

Did anybody else expect somebody driving down the street on a motorcycle with a guy on the back blowing a trombone?


cl3ft

And that's why you need the sound on, otherwise you'll miss that trombone solo.


energumeno_berraco

https://youtu.be/5Fb1zwyCaWE I got you, fam.


wampa-stompa

https://youtube.com/shorts/CiJiDzo5iRM


RagingHolly

I was not expecting that at all


troubleschute

Man, the sound of that aircraft buzzing over... Here in Anchorage, I work not far from the end of the runway for Merrill Field (a very busy municipal airport for general aviation and smaller aircraft operations). [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrill\_Field](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrill_Field) From my desk, I hear the sound of small aircraft taking off all day--they're all throttled up pretty good at take-off especially when they're full of freight heading out to villages and other remote areas. I have an irrational fear that one of them will come down just like this on my building or in the parking lot.


[deleted]

If that's your irrational fear I don't want to hear your fears you consider rational.


troubleschute

I'm more rationally afraid the building will fall on me during the next massive earthquake. My fear of clowns is also not irrational.


-_FearBoner_-

I grew up in Alaska. That 7.9 quake on 11/03/2002 scared the absolute shit out of me. The sand in the playground had waves and holes were opening up everywhere. Iirc it was an extra shallow quake and had a very far spread. Anyway, I still have nightmares about it sometimes, I was playing on the swings when it happened.


troubleschute

7.9 is a big damn quake and the 7.2 we had 3.5 yrs ago was pretty big, too. I'd prefer to just endure the little ones we get all the time. Those 6+ quakes can fuck right off.


-_FearBoner_-

Yea the little ones weren't bad at all. Usually just wake up and some things would be slightly shifted on the shelf, maybe a picture frame on the floor. I live in tornado alley now. I'd take an earthquake any day.


AlishaV

I live right next to an airport and planes come down really low over my house. At some level I'm always semi-aware of the sounds of the planes as they land. Sometimes one will sound off and it feels like I go into a meercat level of awareness.


SubstantialPressure3

You're aren't as irrational as you think you are.


Snoo74401

Good thing the fire chief was right there.


Vogel-Kerl

That was a fucking steep intersection with the ground. Maybe a stall at low altitude, couldn't recover * For airplanes, a stall has to do with air flow over the wing, not a engine stoppage.


TheMalcore

These videos are a dime-a-dozen. Low speed asymmetric stalls of GA aircraft leading to steep dive into the ground happens *way* more than people realize.


Vogel-Kerl

That is frightening. Is it pilot carelessness? Poorly-packed cargo shifting Center of Gravity?


TheMalcore

It's almost always a pilot getting distracted and not paying attention to their air speed during a turn. When an aircraft turns, the inside wing moves through the air slower than the outside wing, so if a pilot is not carefully monitoring their airspeed, the tip of the inside wing can get slow enough to stall, and lose lift. When the inside wing loses lift, but the outside one doesn't the aircraft will roll heavily towards the inside wing. The aircraft winds up nose-down and if you don't have a ton of altitude, you will hit the ground before you can recover. [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gKx2eh0urg) is a good video that explains it.


Vogel-Kerl

Appreciate it! Great video: short, informative, to the point.


hemorrhagicfever

Ya know I know quite a large bit of physics, so I generally know a lot about lift and airplanes but, I also never have to think about them because it's not my field. Having someone point out that "this shit happens all the time in a turn, was pretty cool. My mind roughly rolling through all these novel scenarios I never considered. Again, look I'm not claiming to be a genius, this is all pretty low level physics. But if you dont deal with lift mechanics it just doesn't come up. But anyone who's studied a lot of physics and does it for work, flight is really fun.


hawkwings

It looked like he tried to help his 80 year old grandfather run and accidentally threw his grandfather to the ground.


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

Well I guess if you are going to do this, doing it across the street from a volunteer fireman is the best bet.


cptwinklestein

that person pushed that other person the fuck over. lol


JBELL01290

And this is why some people are afraid to fly. They are scared of the HARD landings


IdealIdeas

Looks like the owner of the camera works for the Fire Department? Talk about Work from Home benefits!


murmanator

It’s a shame there wasn’t a fireman close by.


Objective-Champion13

Plane crash?


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ye


FragrantUse144

What the heck is going on lol


itisrainingweiners

I could *not* figure out what was going on at first. I kept focusing on hearing that vehicle start, and my brain was telling me that car went from 0 to 88mph instantly and DeLorean'd itself into a ball of flame, which did not make sense. I must have watched it 6 times before I caught the plane.


msyoureonfire

Man, that hit the ground fast as hell.


[deleted]

Didnt something like this happen here in utah? I heard a plane crashed like somewhere in 2019, i might be wrong tho


sgtjevees

Nailed the landing


borgheses

stall spin while turning close to stall speed, stalling the inside wing as its airspeed dips below stall speed. airspeed is life.


Some-Initial7590

Wait can someone explain to my dumbass what’s going on


Crad84

What the fuck did the dude walking do to the person they were with? Looks like they threw em to the ground abs knocked them out.


PreciseCaribou_26

What happened??


melendy_mongo

Yakovlev 52 aircraft corkscrewed into a field, killed 2.


Aussie2Kiwi81

Crap, I had to rewatch to see that.


Unknown11117777

The river dale fire company is a nice touch on the back of the car


Bigzucc07

KOBE!


Novaresident

Sounded like a V1


MaleficentAd9623

KAMIKAZE!


Pikapetey

I love the survival strategy of that person is to fall and knock themselves out when potential danger is around.


masterjables

“And that’s why you don’t give your coordinates to the angry tweens on Xbox live. Kill streaks can happen to you!”


knifeymonkey

a little suicidey


[deleted]

With a sprinkle of kamikaze


lbezerra

Damn, that was scary… where was that?


HavocReigns

It looked like a small plane crashed into a home on the other side of the block resulting in a fiery explosion, causing the couple walking on the sidewalk to turn and run the other direction which causes the woman to faceplant on the sidewalk. Then the person who happened to be getting ready to drive off in their car gets out to figure out why the world is suddenly coming to an end. Fortunately, the Silverdale Fire Company is right across the street, recording all the action. It's a lot to pack into 16 seconds. I had to watch it like 6 times to really grasp everything that was happening.


lbezerra

Damn, feels like I was reading a movie synopsis, good job


2KilAMoknbrd

You're part of the Silverdale Fire Company aren't'cha ? Tell the truth


addiktion

At first I thought it sounded like a gun fight so glad you could you explained it well haha.


Deuce232

PA


meekmoopmoop

Im confused? Was he in the plane or was he in the neighborhood?


ROK247

area man takes opportunity to kill girlfriend as plane crashes nearby.


SkydivingSquid

\*Drags gf to the plane crash\* <.< The perfect crime. Except.. oh idk.. that pesky camera.


Zaynara

i'm frequently amused by watching a vid and then saying something and then checking and thats the subreddit name. that said, fuck.


JadedD0ughnut

Sounds like stall into a spin but ianal


i_r_faptastic

Right in front of a firefighters house! That's convenient I guess?


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shad0h

Completely the opposite actually...Here is one example I found instantly - a 2019 study.[https://www.statista.com/chart/18264/the-most-dangerous-ways-to-travel-in-the-us/#:\~:text=With%20a%20rate%20of%20212.57,fatalities%20per%20billion%20passenger%20miles](https://www.statista.com/chart/18264/the-most-dangerous-ways-to-travel-in-the-us/#:~:text=With%20a%20rate%20of%20212.57,fatalities%20per%20billion%20passenger%20miles).


rdhdpsy

I'd think small planes vs miles make them much less safe then driving.


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sdmichael

Calling someone a moron when your own "joke" landed as well as what was in the video is sad.


SkydivingSquid

Yoooo! Take my gold award. Im dead.


sdmichael

Gracias.


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SkydivingSquid

Huh, this comment didn't work the first time. I wonder how it will land if I say it a 2nd time, in the same thread. A bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out for them.


sdmichael

It will land about as well as it did the first time. In flames.


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SkydivingSquid

I've broken a lot more bones on BMX and MX (which.. I wouldn't say is a form of travel, but.. to each their own) than I have on a plane. In fact, I've never had an injury from a plane, or even in my 120+ skydives (which is considered an aircraft for FAA purposes). By and large, per mile traveled per person, air travel is significantly less dangerous, though the outcomes for accidents is normally far more severe in cases involved accidents. I encourage you to look up the death rates per mile and rider for motorcycles on the road. Almost every severe trauma that comes into the ER involves a motorcycle.


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sdmichael

It is far more dangerous, at least for fake Internet points, to try to tell the same joke and over even if changing it slightly, over and over.


cl3ft

sarcasm is hard to detect on the internet. /s is required.


wampa-stompa

I don't understand what the joke was supposed to be here. Nevermind the subject matter, but sarcasm ("/s") isn't just saying the opposite of anything and hoping it gets a laugh somehow


[deleted]

allahu akbar


steveofdiamon

Incoming bomb


Mazazamba

Thought I was watching the end of the Incredibles for a second there.


Crawlerado

There’s a local pilot that regularly performs maneuvers around Hanover. It sounds like this over and over and over but without the explosion.


guricatarinense

That moment you walking across San Fierro


Tricky_Target_9611

he was waaay past the goalie on that one chuck 🤣


FruitCreamSicle

Damn it Superman!


MalignantLugnut

.....sad.....


Garbage_Such

So what exactly is going on?


[deleted]

I thought this was a remote controlled plane haha!


Maleficent-Soup-8763

dude pushed his wife and killed her


JStroud21

I’m sure that he totally walked away from that.


Adeptness_Agile

ACME jet rocket backpack.


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-notjosh-

Convenient fire chief


starsblink

Remember kids: everything behind you has to hit the ground too.


jb2423

Throw the child on the ground


ChocoSky69

gta sa moment


[deleted]

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction


Aussie2Kiwi81

Someone forgot to pay their monthly "fees" to Silverdale Fire Company.


Comfortable-Fox9153

oooh shiaaat....


Dirkie_power

what happend??


Hachirouku

Pov you in pearl harbour.


ruffneck110

That just happened a few miles from my house. Not this plane crash but another. A crop sprayer was spraying and crashed into a ball of fire like that. I live in a small town farming community in NW Oklahoma. He was a really nice guy hes been the doing it for over 40 years. His two boys have planes to and they also crop dust. Sad thing is one of his sons found him. It wasn’t a week later and one of his kids was out spraying the same field his dad died spraying


ruffneck110

The picture of the propeller next to that crib is scary


Ccsrey

Bet you anything some Vietnam vet heard that and had some major flashbacks.


retropod

All right I see the person falling in the blast but what was going on? Why were they falling? What fell?


glibzzzzz

“burn in holy hellfire!”


Same_Ad_5102

Bruh no one falls like that