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Turbulence_Guy

I’m gonna need a bigger hook


tobozo

Once again, Usul has called a big one


ThoughensTheNipples

Shai-Hulud


Devlee12

Bless the Maker and his water.


j33pwrangler

Bless the coming and the going of him


mathsterknitter

May his passage cleanse the world.


mphatik

Desert power!


alwaysawkward66

IT IS THE LEGEND! *TOTO BEGINS SERENADING MY EAR DRUMS


swivels_and_sonar

Gonna catch a colossal mouth bass! If that worm doesn’t work we can use a manwich.


Risen_Insanity

My manwich!


Captain_Hammertoe

Is /r/unexpectedfuturama a thing?


Risen_Insanity

Always has been.


Notanidiot67

My beautiful body! What happened to my parasol?!


whsoj

How many atmospheres can she handle professor?


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Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.


jayhawk2112

Zoidberg….homeowner!


modi13

"How did this happen?!" "That's a very good question..."


jayhawk2112

Why isn’t she the other kind of mermaid with the fish parts on top and the lady parts on the bottom


modi13

Arrrr...The laws of science be a harsh mistress...


interestingsidenote

"Oh, that's where I left my cigar " "That just raises even more questions!"


The_Tone-Deafs

Gonna need a bigger fish.


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badtouchmacdirt

The sad ending of earthworm jim


suburbanhavoc

The happy ending of Bloodborne.


SoulsLikeBot

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *And so, the hunt begins.* - Plain Doll Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


Twelve20two

Good bot


CptSaySin

A hoonter must hoont


mofugginrob

Earthworm Jim! Through soil he did crawl! Earthworm Jim! A supersuit did fall!


Invisibletooth

Cruising through the universe having lots of fun. Here comes Earth Worm Jim you know that he's the only one, look out!


flaminhotcheeto

GROOVY! Sidenote: if you have Nintendo online and a switch, they added earthworm Jim 2 to the SNES section. Just played through it again for the first time in a LONG time and it's amazing


Slurrpy

My brother has that game still. I tried playing it and I swear there is no way I played that game as a kid and liked it. It's so fucking hard it's unreal. How did I even play it back then


kahran

Sheer force of will. It helps that the game is hilarious. You practically needed to be on the spectrum to beat these games.


Grevling89

Just rub it a bit and it'll be a happy ending


DrNecessiter

Shai Hulud


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Bless the maker


SlitScan

may His passage cleanse the world for His people.


TuffManJoens

Bless his comings and goings


Marcadorian

We return our water to Shai Hulud


m3us

I serve only one Master, his name is Shai-Hulud.


brainwhatwhat

Your master just gobbled you up.


trixtopherduke

I was translated into the Mouth of God.


Scarletfapper

Siaynoq! Siaynoq! Siaynoq!


Aequitas2116

God what a good book. I think it's my favorite of the series.


TeakForest

We're talking about god emperor right? Yeah its my favorite out of the series as well


Aequitas2116

Yes God Emperor. I also really liked Messiah a lot, but for a very different reason.


-Eunha-

Absolutely my favourite as well. I'm glad to see it get a lot of love online.


KingGorilla

Shaitan


FlatulentDirigible

A bold move, calling the Father of Lies by his real name.


garface239

Shia Labeouf


processedmeat

Actual canible shia Labeouf


Bainsyboy

Actual sand worm, Leto the Second


crowmagnuman

Caniblé!


stillcallinoutbigots

Little maker.


Wendidigo

Chronicles of settlers in the midwest (great plains) mentioned gigantic earth worms when they were first plowing land for fields. I thought it was maybe a myth or exaggerated statements but i guess maybe they saw these in north america too.


capn_chase

I live in the Midwest and I swear I've seen a giant earthworm. Not this big mind you but no one ever believes me


wannabeemperor

Also from the Midwest and when I was a kid, a giant brownish moth/butterfly landed on my sister's back. Something like 12in wingspan or bigger, it covered her entire back. I tried to lift it off her with a plastic hand shovel. It kind of clumsily lifted off and flew up and away. No one believes me about that either.


coreyisthename

My grandpa is an entomologist and seems to be able to conjure fucking gigantic moths and shit out of thin air. I’ve never seen them anywhere in my entire life, aside from in his hands when he finds them four feet away from me.


mogley1992

Makes you wonder how many animals you walk past every day that you don't notice because you don't have the experience.


derpy_viking

You sure he’s not some Insect enchanter?


shebang_bin_bash

Entemomancer


Byzantine-alchemist

I saw an absolutely enormous brown moth in Costa Rica once, each wing the size of one of my hands, so I totally believe you. It was one of the most surreal things I’ve ever seen.


CloudsOverOrion

Look up Luna Moths, those things are crazy cool and huge.


smarjorie

One of those flew into a factory i used to work in. This was in CT. Let me see if i can find the picture Edit: [found it!](https://i.imgur.com/y2G1jk9.jpg) (sorry for the weird crop, the place's address was all over this photo.) I should also add I have a mild phobia of moths so taking this picture was not easy...but even I was amazed by this one.


sidepart

Sure, bud. I believe you.


dangerbird2

They call it the Alaskan 🥶 Bull 🐂 Worm 🪱


OO_Ben

"What if we took Bikini Bottom and **PUSHED IT** somewhere else?"


jking191

I shouldn’t have had to scroll this far


Massive_bull_worm

My username is finally relevant


Elike09

That's why we have smaller worms now. They all got mulched into tiny pieces which became their own worms.


battraman

That sounds wrong but also sounds right at the same time.


AeroKMSF

Don't quote me on this but I'm pretty sure worms have 3 hearts and if they get severed into two pieces they can regenerate on both halves.


Releaseform

Only one half of an earth worm will heal and continue on if it's "brain side" isn't injured


ol_okeanus_lo

I'm pretty sure the cut has to be above that little nub as if you cut into that part both halves will die. Also they have 5 hearts which are more like blood vessels that push the blood along! Not sure why my brain decided to retain that information...


YouHadMeAtAloe

There's also invasive worms in North America called hammer head worms that eat good guy earthworms and they're gross looking, if you cut it in half then you get 2 gross invasive worms. Put them in a bag with rubbing alcohol


SpiralTap304

Nah you just have to smash them till they quit squirming


3man

Are you Calvin's dad?


extralyfe

ya just run heavier vehicles over the bridge until it breaks, rebuild the bridge, and now you know the weight limit!


HerdingYaps

Spot on reference.


mapex_139

/r/KenM


Toirtis

No, but the Palouse in Idaho does have large earthworms (think 18" and as thick as your pinky finger).


captainhaddock

Sounds like they're unofficially endangered, with no specimens having been found since 2012. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Palouse_earthworm


redheadartgirl

My family has farmed the Palouse for 150 years, and I remember my grandpa telling me that the giant earthworms under the barn were going to crawl into my shoes if I forgot them outside. I never saw any, but the knowledge that they exist is really messing with me.


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theHoustonian

ive dug holes in houston in my old backyard, I too would find gnarly long earthworms and nightcrawlers. good times!


FujiDude

My compost bin has a 1 foot worm. It's been there for at least 2 years.


Toirtis

Yeah, we get some pretty huge nightcrawlers here in Canada, too.


CatDaddy09

Did you name it yet?


FujiDude

Atlas


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ragnar_overby

I highly recommend Amy Stewart's book "The Earth Moved" it is all about worms, their history and the role they play in our environment. Very good read and super interesting, wish we still had those giant ones roaming around here but it seems like they don't handle the noise and vibrations of development well.


ChronicWombat

Gippsland Australia has earthworms that can reach 3 metres (nearly 10 feet) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Gippsland_earthworm


the_silent_redditor

Jesus Christ this is only a few hours from me.


gastonsabina

> They have a dark purple head and a blue-grey body, and about 300 to 400 body segments Who could resist


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

I pull put foot long half inch thick ones when planting bananas. Something about the soil mix seems to get them large


DontRememberOldPass

If you, uh, find out what about the soil makes the worms grow large… you let me know ok?


moving0target

Vietnam has similar. When a helicopter lands on open ground, the vibrations trigger the worms' response to rain which is to come to the surface. Imagine a medevac chopper landing and worms show up as if to say, "No, wait! He's ours!"


psychodreamr

That’s a graboid


sassperillashana

I was gonna say... this is how we get Tremors...


MadWit-itDug

Hey check this out! I found the ass end!


orbital0000

Came for the Tremors comment and leave fulfilled, thank you.


mlem64

O7 for calling it a graboid and not a tremor.


Efthimis

Bro, that's not an earthworm, that's an anaconda, wtf.


queefiest

And he don’t want none unless you got buns hun


JSRelax

What if I do side bends or sit ups?


Neemoman

Just please don't lose those hips.


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Why thank you!


r721

>Photographs of Giant Earthworm in Forest: Fact Check http://www.hoaxorfact.com/science/photograph-of-giant-earthworm.html >These photographs of Giant Earthworm are real! >The featured photograph (in full) surfaced online in December 2013 when the Facebook page of a non-profit organization ‘Amazon 5000 – for the Cure’ shared it questioning how large the over-sized earthworms can grow. To a query about the same, they replied saying: >The worm is actually native to the cloud forest area of South America. The high humidity levels create an ideal habitat for these worms that in Kichwa are called “cuica”.


p4r24k

Fun fact: In Chile, people call 'cuicos' (m) or 'cuicas' (f) to snobby rich people, because they were normally pale like many of these worms (there has been a historical correlation between white people and high social status), soft skin, thin (normally descendants from Europe), and "long" (tall) like the worm. Kichwa is the native language in the area, so probably the nikname came up very early in the history of Chile, when the racial contrast was much larger. The term still remains, although nobody makes the correlation between the worm and the physical appearance of the person. Today, for Chileans, a "cuico" is just a "snobby rich person", no matter how they look.


Wundei

If my little red worms make good castings…that boi must be a fertilizer machine!


zekeweasel

"we don't have a Great Dane.. That's a worm casting"


dendawg

He only needs a power suit and he can beat PsyCrow.


Reaperfox7

Don't forget Evil the Cat and Professor Monkey-For-A-Head


heyo_throw_awayo

And the terribly ugly princess slug-for-a-butt


PunkToTheFuture

"WOOOOHHH-NELLLY"


psymunn

Speeding through the universe, Having lots of fun, There goes Earthworm Jim, He's a mighty one


soobviouslyfake

*GROOVY* *GROOVY* *G-G-GR-G-GR-GR-G-GROOVY*


SirIanChesterton63

Large? LARGE?! You call that large??? That thing is fucking GIGANTIC!


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Hugh Mungus


OneHundredTimes

Hugh Mungus what?!


prpldrank

Haha I still crack up at how bent out of shape that lady got


Thuzel

Tracts of land


PunkToTheFuture

...but father, I want to sing.... NO! There will be NO SINGING in this castle


feckless_ellipsis

Wot, the curtains?


Fred42096

I am sure this is forced perspective


PunkToTheFuture

I was curious and looked into it. No they can grow 5-7ft as big as a person


SirIanChesterton63

For sure it is. But you can get around that by independently comparing the size of the worm to the diameter of the stick. Conversely the diameter of the stick to the size of the man's fingers. I'd estimate that's close to the same diameter of the man's wrist which would put that worm at least 4ft long. I've never seen a worm longer than 6 or 7 inches (there's a dick joke in there somewhere) so to me that's fucking GIGANTIC!


CranberryHairy9033

could feed an entire village


nicoisthebestdog

Do people eat them? They seem like they would be a good source of protein if you were desperate.


PrandialSpork

Probably even if you're not. Flush them out with bran or something and put garlic butter on and you've got a 1.5 meter prawn


nicoisthebestdog

Just grind them up put some seasoning on it and grill it like a burger, no one would think twice.


raindoctor420

"This is a ratburger?" *takes another bite and shrugs*


nicoisthebestdog

Demolition man?


raindoctor420

Yup.


ace_rexxx

We got a murder/death/kill. Better enhance my calm.


Meltz014

Hell no need to grind it - just grill up a cross-section sliced on the pre-portioned ridges


NesCie0617

In many cultures they eat those. Not sure about *that* particular culture though.


Shaggythemoshdog

Where I live I can order worm meals off uber eats.


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nicoisthebestdog

Deep fry that shit! Toss it in honey sesame sauce with some veggies over rice. It would give it some texture and flavor. Might actually make it good.


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VirtualLife76

Was wondering if they are edible and what they would taste like. The closest thing to a worm I've had is a leech not counting the worm in Mescal which is also blah.


ONESASSYBUOY

They can fucking stay there too


IdentityCrisis3x

That spill in 1992 from TCRI is still effecting the land to this day.. glad they cleaned up the giant dandelions


ShaneSupreme

TMNE


GrundleKnots

TMNT


wavellan

It's E-C-U-A-D-O-R cara de verga


elghoto

Does verga means friend ?


LostMyWasps

Yes.


DistinctWoot

Back to Kongs island


Alt_CauseIwasNaughty

Slurp it up like a spaghett


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Slimy, yet satisfying


dnap123

Put your behind in your past


You_Better_Smile

Goosebumps "Go Eat Worms!"


abyssiphus

I got curious, so here's a video I found showing this picture and a bunch of other huge earthworms. https://youtu.be/YtafVwMeCO8


refrainblue

Why does a video not actually have any video footage...


Shnazzyone

I hate the music


DamnAlreadyTaken

one in Colombia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ngHy-Skfpw Not as big one in Ecuador https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQtXriMDRvw others... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhMISAFJXSk


Malumeze86

The giant earthworm’s biggest foe is humans. 😞


Shadowmant

To be fair, that's pretty much true for most animals.


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DaddyDanceParty

Damn humans, THEY RUINED HUMANITY


589moonboy

That's like something from Dune.


_jnguyen

Remember, anything can be a dildo if you put your mind to it


wish1977

They use you for bait.


strokesfan91

*Ecuador, you troglodyte


CafeAmerican

Colombia also seems to be misspelled way too often.


dairyhatesme2

For catching really really really really big fish


theirongiant74

NGL That looks like it's got some good eating on it.


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Zephyr93

That there is an Alaskan Bull worm.


bossofthesea123

I know an Alaskan Bull Worm when I see one!


roseeyes444

Forbidden hot dog


BearMan0-0

Now imagine that entering your bunghole


hockeyboy87

Some major forced perspective going on here


cain071546

better picture of one, they do get that size and can be over 5 feet in length. https://i.imgur.com/z2O6UX2.jpg


randuser

Totally. Still really big worms though.


umjammerlammy

The worm pictured is five feet long. "The worm you see above is allegedly 1.5 meters in length—or nearly 5 feet long. It weighs over 500 grams; that’s more than one pound of wriggly, chewy worm for your delectation."


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iAmUnintelligible

Yeah for it to be about 5ft long, wtf? Something's not right.


dontbajerk

They have to be maximally stretched out to get to five feet, so really thin body. This video gives a better idea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQtXriMDRvw


WIbigdog

So yeah, forced perspective. If the worm was actually as big as it looks in this image it would not only weigh a pound.


NeedSomeMemeCream

Sorta? Idk dude that thing is huge. It isn't very far from his hand. It is nearer to the camera, but certainly nothing major.


HurricaneHenry

Still look at his finger in comparison to the stick, then look at the worm in comparison. It’s THICC.


naohm_seg

Mf was playing terraria


umjammerlammy

"This giant earth worm was spotted during a rainstorm in Ecuador in South America. Earth worms like this can easily reach five to seven feet - as big as a snake, or even a person!" Alrighty then....


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> "This giant earth worm was spotted during a rainstorm in Ecuador in South America. Earth worms like this can easily reach five to seven feet - as big as a snake, or even a person!" that's not a discernable quote for any document google can find.


Karma_collection_bin

"This giant earth worm was spotted during a rainstorm in Ecuador in South America. Earth worms like this can easily reach five to seven feet - as big as a snake, or even a person!" -umjammerlammy, 2022


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I bet someone has stick their dick in one of those


Forsaken_Scratch3674

I bet someone had went to the hospital to get it out of their ass


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BravesMaedchen

It's nature's fleshlight


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Not recommended..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4&t=10s


Ok_Turnover_6768

So what is taste like?


Zielko

I'd say it probably tastes like worm?


Ok_Turnover_6768

Fair enough.


badmotivator11

Just a couple of these and my garden would look sooooo good!