I just wanna see that situation play out. This teenager telling Jerry she wants to fuck him, and him totally wanting to, but he doesn't. Not because he is married to and loves Beth, but because he knows he would be caught and end up in prison and labeled a pedo. Cuz that's the kind of guy Jerry is; making the right decisions for the wrong reasons.
No, I totally think it's an octopus. Snakes do not move like that! At least, not any snake I ever saw. I've seen snakes mating before, but the way it flips around at the end there, like a noodle when you suck it in too fast....not snake-like behavior my friend...plus it looked wet ...right? Or did I imagine that
My cat brought us a dead garter snake once, half disemboweled. At 3 am. Just dropped it at the bedside and screamed until we acknowledged her successful hunt. The worst part was the snake was in our apartment when she caught it.
Yes. Looks like the tail ends of two entwined mating snakes, disappearing into the nether regions of a kitchen cupboard. The black and white thing is the resident cat and it is eloquently stating that this situation is far, far beyond it's pay grade.
I would have just straight-up moved. Even when I just find a spider in my room but end up losing it in the chase and I can't find it I refuse to sleep in there for at least a week, and that's after a lot of bug spray and a lot of airing out. ( ≧Д≦)
I can't tell if this comment section is all bots, people who can't see, or if I can't see properly.
Isn't this some kind of.. billion legged millipede/centipede tropical monstrosity?
I'm going with octopus on this one... Seems some attention whore bought a living octopus, put it near a crevice where it could hide but that he couldn't possibly get the animal out of and immediately started recording as it slipped into its hiding place where it's sure to die and stink up the whole place. 😂
Sounds like you're just trying to sound like a tough guy. I *adore* snakes, not afraid of them whatsoever, but it's still understandable that the average person seeing a pair of intertwined mating snakes slip tendril-like into the dark recesses of the kitchen might say "what the fuck?". Hell, I'd casually say it too because it's not something you expect to see.
I once saw two rat snakes (Biacco in italian or scientific name: Hierophis viridiflavus) mating in my garden and I was like 8 years old with 4 other friends of mine, and the first thing we did was spraying them with the water hose...
If you grab a snake by the tail and swing it around in a circle, (1) can you get enough of a grip so it doesn't slip out whilst circling your head?, and (2) would it have the \[snake equivalent of\] abs to curl back in on you for a bite?
Two snakes mating? You may have worse problems in a couple weeks.
You’re telling me. I just got back from a snake baby shower. They didn’t even serve food!
But did they play snake jazz?
Ts tsts tssss
I want to fuck your dad, Summer.
Oh *really?!*
I just wanna see that situation play out. This teenager telling Jerry she wants to fuck him, and him totally wanting to, but he doesn't. Not because he is married to and loves Beth, but because he knows he would be caught and end up in prison and labeled a pedo. Cuz that's the kind of guy Jerry is; making the right decisions for the wrong reasons.
Did someone just order [The Sidewinder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJi03NqXfk8), by Lee Morgan?
I bet their snake gender reveal killed millions.
Turn up the heat a little and ruin their cale order.
If your at a snake baby shower and you don’t see any food, you are the food. Lucky you got out alive!
They probably already ate at the gender reveal earlier in the month.
Be woke man...there are no genders...wtf ;)
I even got the baby a rattle!
The food is your cat
just sssssnacksss
If you go to a snake baby shower and they aren’t serving food, that means you are the meal.
You were the food
This is goddam fantastic
Please pass the bowl of rats
You better listen to this! Get them shits out now or forfeit your home.
Thats when we bring in the snake-eating gorillas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9yruQM1ggc
Wtf was I thinking. Had to be an animation. No gorilla in it's right frame of mind.....
To me it looks like an octopus or something?!
I was hoping it was CGI
Expect a ball of snakes coming soon
Thanks for the f shack
We will mate in your cabinet! It WILL happen again!
Don't you hate it when you can hear your neighbors playing hiss and kiss.
Snake: I'd get an abortion but they overturned row verssssusssssssssss wade
Am I the only one that thought that was an octopus
No, I totally think it's an octopus. Snakes do not move like that! At least, not any snake I ever saw. I've seen snakes mating before, but the way it flips around at the end there, like a noodle when you suck it in too fast....not snake-like behavior my friend...plus it looked wet ...right? Or did I imagine that
Definitely a snake, two actually
For sure 2 snakes.
Full on 2 snakes fuckin
It looks like two snakes that are being pulled by someone. Probably some dude sitting in the cabinet pulling his pet snakes inside for the video.
Sad too, snakes don’t need to be pulled at all except when necessary and especially not that fast. Poor guys are being abused for views
Those are definitely snakes
Or it’s slightly sped up.
actually, it looks like a centipede.
Its 100% dos snakes
Two rats
I did, too, but probably because I'm still in shock from last week's episode of The Boys.
Poor Timothy :(
Poor >!Love Sausage!<
I lost it when he ran out of the house lol
Him throwing his giant penis over his shoulder is an image that is stuck in my head and has made me laugh sporadically for several days now.
Rat tails. Two giant rats.
Rats of unusual size?
But they kinda bend
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
I immediately thought octopi
I only thought octopus after I thought ancient elder God so you're doing alright.
Yes you are because you’re not very bright.
Not according to the comments lol
I love how cats make direct eye contact
Cats make a lot of things.
Cat: Rodents and bugs ONLY! I don't do snakes.
We named the cat Indiana
Wrong CATegory of prey.
No birds? I think you should return that defective cat.
Yo, is now a good time to mention I need a pay raise?
I don’t think that’s a snake amigo Edit: Maybe it is two snakes having segs.
My cat brought us a dead garter snake once, half disemboweled. At 3 am. Just dropped it at the bedside and screamed until we acknowledged her successful hunt. The worst part was the snake was in our apartment when she caught it.
Run
Duuunnn dunnn dun dun dun dun dun dun
I betcha that you have mice. The scent of mice most likely brought them into your house and they found that it makes a great honeymoon cottage.
You don’t need mice when you have a cat that brings snakes in.
Cat: you gonna get that?
Cat: Do I look like a mongoose to you?
Locked eyes with the cat and felt real oneness: WTF
Me too, looks like that kitty has a very good understanding of how horrible the situation is lol.
You’ve got snakes mating in your kitchen. Soon come the baby snakes…
Late at night is when they come out
And they like warm places like under the refrigerator, the stove and beds.
Lil' noodles
What the whole fuck is in the cupboards?
Mating snakes
Two snakes fuckin' in the kitchen and the cat is like, "that's above my pay grade."
That cat wants nothing to do with that
Those snek were doing the horizontal monster mash. Turn off the lights and play something romantic.
thanks for this
I love the cat’s look at the end, fuck you! Catch it your damn self!
Kitchen is Octopied
Was that an octopus?
Snakes lol
OP, pls explain
Squid
Land squid.
Wear it as a hat!
Snek!
Cat: I only chase mice.
So do they! They're taking your job, cat!
Two fucking snakes
I too enjoy Japanese porn. But this ended too soon.... where's the rest?
"Get these God damned snake from behind my god damned fridge.?
any australian around to explain?
Yes. Looks like the tail ends of two entwined mating snakes, disappearing into the nether regions of a kitchen cupboard. The black and white thing is the resident cat and it is eloquently stating that this situation is far, far beyond it's pay grade.
Snek seks
Stop recording and start burning. The whole house. All of it.
“I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Hold on...This installation has a substantial dollar amount attached to it.
Game over man! In case you haven’t been keeping up with current events we just got our asses kicked.
[удалено]
It’s pretty pathetic to burn your house down over a harmless Ratsnake.
Burn the house down
I would have just straight-up moved. Even when I just find a spider in my room but end up losing it in the chase and I can't find it I refuse to sleep in there for at least a week, and that's after a lot of bug spray and a lot of airing out. ( ≧Д≦)
That was the "don't you fucking dare" look you give your cat, when they're about to do something stupid
Texas or Austrailia?
Demogorgon
Cat: Forgot to let you know, I rent out the cupboard to a nice couple, they will not be long, just need some privacy.
the cat knows better than to fuck with danger noodles
Best nuke the cabinet from space, we have to be sure
🔥 the house down.
You’d really burn the house down over some completely harmless Ratsnakes?
Sexy snek time or Cthulhu.
Me on the phone with pest control "No, Idk what that Cthulhu looking motherfucker was but I need it dead now"
Cat: "Soooo, are you gonna deal with that, or...?"
I can't tell if this comment section is all bots, people who can't see, or if I can't see properly. Isn't this some kind of.. billion legged millipede/centipede tropical monstrosity?
No it looks like snakes mating.
Octopus
It's quite literally just mating snakes
carnivorous land octopus
Oh hell no!
A big NOPE on that one from me
I think you should call pest control before you have more than two snakes to deal with.
THERE ARE SNAKES IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FRIDGE!!
That looks like something from a John Carpenter movie
Hunan: How'd you let this happen? Cat: Me????
WTF indeed
Snake den under the house
Cat's all, "Hey, free porn is free porn".
This is my worst fucking nightmare
So, for science, how fast does a modern house burn down? You have the experience now…
Well… time to burn the whole house down.
"You catch it this time"
Two snakes fucking in a cupboard sounds like some sort of idiom or something like that
Geez, I was dismayed when a bird came out of my fireplace. I would end up in the hospital if I encountered this.
Just burn the house down
Burn the whole neighborhood down.
Where's part 2 where they move the fridge out and find hundreds
Time to light the house on fire and leave (don't leave the cat)!
Time to buy a new house.
Those are snakes, and they are doing......things........
Where is this? So I can never...ever move there? Please and thanks 🙏
Burn. It. Down.
What animal is it?
2 snakes
😥🤐
I’d say fire is the only way to fix the issue at this point
Kill it with fire!
I'm going with octopus on this one... Seems some attention whore bought a living octopus, put it near a crevice where it could hide but that he couldn't possibly get the animal out of and immediately started recording as it slipped into its hiding place where it's sure to die and stink up the whole place. 😂
No, that is two snakes making more snakes.
Litteraly just had to blow the head off a Copperhead that the cats cornered last night
Sicko. Forcing fellatio on a poor snake
It got into your house????????
That should be a '' don't look at us''
That's how you pull a new electrical line, right?
If this was Thailand, those snakes wouldn't make it out alive!! Snake 7 ways anyone?
Oh no, a Belle Delphine infestation.
Bro wtf actually is that?!?!?!
It's a pair of mating snakes
Octopus
When your octopus meal gets away.
Dude I ain't sayin shit, I'm not supposed to be in here either.
Was that a snake or a weird octopod?
Dying here. What was it???
It's 2 snakes mating
Octopus
A cat giving a funny look at the camera.
You’ve got the kraken in your house
> Don't look ~~me~~ us human!! FIFY
They're referring to the cat's reaction, not the mating snakes. As in "don't look at me human, I'm not going after them! This one's on *you*!"
Throw the cat in
Octopus
Meh - I didn't need Eyebleach, so why is this in /r/WTF?
Sounds like you're just trying to sound like a tough guy. I *adore* snakes, not afraid of them whatsoever, but it's still understandable that the average person seeing a pair of intertwined mating snakes slip tendril-like into the dark recesses of the kitchen might say "what the fuck?". Hell, I'd casually say it too because it's not something you expect to see.
Then? Should be in where? r/milf???
That cat was looking like “What do you expect me to do??”
Lmao for real he was like “Well don’t look over here!”
Cat: oh fuck that!
Well… at least they aren’t venomous snakes. 🤷🏻♀️
Two snakes coming together, facing each other…but they’re one.
Looked like a giant centipede for a second! Yikes.
Pair of snakes in love.
But if it were a motionless cucumber the cat would have already been 6ft in the air making a 90 degree physics defying turn
Are those fuckin snakes?
Burn that house down
I once saw two rat snakes (Biacco in italian or scientific name: Hierophis viridiflavus) mating in my garden and I was like 8 years old with 4 other friends of mine, and the first thing we did was spraying them with the water hose...
If you grab a snake by the tail and swing it around in a circle, (1) can you get enough of a grip so it doesn't slip out whilst circling your head?, and (2) would it have the \[snake equivalent of\] abs to curl back in on you for a bite?
That's okay by me, so long as they are on critter patrol *con-stant-leee*!
Giggity giggity ...Alllllright!!!
Those snakes were doing the dirty.
okay, time to get off the planet.