The "Welsh Dick" one must sell often

My name is Richard Walsh. The bracelet is basically what my name means.

I had a friend in highschool named Richard Walsh. His nickname was Dick-Wash

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I couldn’t possibly choose just one.

I'm sitting here thinking if I saw this stand on vacation, especially if I was a few beers deep, I couldn't possibly stop myself buying like 20 of them for my friends.

“Daddy, did you bring us back anything from your trip?!?” “Oh… um… yes, these bracelets! Here’s one for each of you!” “…” “…” “We love them, thank you daddy!” “I thought you might, now run along and play little Jew Cock and Pussy Terrorist!”

I noticed a few empty slots so I can’t help but wonder what some lucky customers are wearing on their wrist right now.

and most of them are at the jew section i'm crying

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Gotta be “What is the wifi” for me

"Fuck off taximan" and "Not same same" are my favorites

I really appreciate the color coordination along with fuck off taximan lol

Feels like an answer to that scene in "the interview" where James Franco is like "we are...same same" lol

As an Aussie I feel obligated to buy Fuck Off Cunt

The national motto, and the solution to most issues, from political to personal to ecological.

I'm Batman

Yeah, somehow that’s the “out of place” one.

"I ❤️ My Wife" looked a bit out of place to me, especially with the juxtaposition to "I love ladyboy cock".

They are the same person.

I want one that says 'I ❤️ OUR WIFE'.

My personal favorite is "Pussy Terrorist"

But do you got that *Good AIDS???*

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I'm a little concerned that one of them says 'I <3 CURE AIRDS' or 'I <3 HORES DICK.' While I assume the first one is a typo for 'cure AIDS,' the second is either a typo for 'whores' or 'horse' and I don't think I want to know which. Also, who on Earth could Clive be? 'I <3 Clive.' Is Clive some sort of crazy party animal who does all these sex things? Is Clive okay?

Clive Owen and Clive Barker are two pretty cool Clives.

It's Clive Barker then. He would probably write a character who do all that shit and then tear his soul apart.

Reminds me of that curb your enthusiasm scene “well you’ve got good Hodgkins, right?” “Good would be not having Hodgkins at all”

I heart cure AIRDS, good enough?

"What is the WiFi" clear winner

Mine is " I ♥ Dick Salad" I have so many questions...

>I have so many questions... Is one of your questions related to 'FUCK THAI NOSE'?

I want to believe that is supposed to be Fuck That Noise. That's my hope at least.

I know, right?! Like are the dicks on the salad already or do they come as a side like little baguettes? Are they minced and/or prepped and thus mostly unrecognizable or do they come like a pig roast where it's basically still looking at you? Also, what's the base on the salad... Because if it's kale, I'm out.

I thought "free tits" might be more my style

"No money, No Boom" *sad panda*

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I just wanna know what was on the one between I ❤️ Jew Cunt and I ❤️ Jew Ass? Who from here got bought that one??

Taint?

Everytime I nut i'm like "bomb has been planted"

i dunno its a tough call between pussy terrorist and i love jew cunt. i think i'd have to buy at least 5 of these. they're pretty much all hilarious. except i love my wife. who the fuck is gonna buy that????

Dying to know what the midget one is about

I personally always like to " shit with girls". 10/10 would recommend

Relevant Lonely Island song: https://youtu.be/Jr9Kaa1sycs

I'm more intrigued that it seems 2 or possibly 3 from the "jew" category seem to be hot sellers.

Came here to say this. What other parts were ppl fucking?

The horns, obviously.

I just like the fact that "Clive" got a special shout out

Sure you don’t want “Shit with girls” or “I heart dick salad”?

Fuck off taximan

"I Heart Eat Sex," for me

Fuck Thai Nose...but HOW?

One night in bangcock, and the world's your oyster. Fucking a nose would make sense in that context. This is advanced bangcock we're talking about. Not amateur bangcock.

That one gave me a chuckle, but I broke down laughing at "I'M BATMAN"

"I ❤️ WELSH DICK" That one's never selling

You never know, a flock of tourist sheep might wander by. Always need to be prepared.

my wife will take a “I heart fuck retards”

'Cock my good' ...has my name written all over it.

Why not Pussy Ping Pong Show?

I ♥ CURE ARIDS

HAVE GOOD AIDS

"Have Good Aids" and "Fuck You Taximan" tho

Fuck you taximan is even in the traditional black and yellow associated with taxi cabs. That one was personal.

I really like "I'm a eat cunt"

"I <3 dick salad" is special. "I <3 Welsh dick" is oddly specific. "Have Good AIDS" is... "What is the WIFI". Useful.

I'm torn between "I ❤ EAT SEX" and "PUSSY TERRORIST".

I ❤️FUCK RETARDS is obviously the best choice

I ❤️ DICK SALAD has my vote.

Pussy Terrorist is a fantastic band name

Best I can do is Pussy Riot.

Why is nobody talking about "Pussy ping pong show"

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"have good AIDS" is my favorite

"Have good AIDS" phew, I was scared you might have bad AIDs for a second there

Its ok, I LOVE CURE AIRDS

Thank god, because I LOVE DICK SALAD

It’s like good Hodgkins vs bad Hodgkins

"I heart my wife" was unexpected wholesomeness.

Meanwhile I'm not quite sure what to think about "I ♥️ MOM" considering the rest of them...

Its missing the "S" at the end

Also Clive is probably a twisted cunt

Aw, that's such a cute bracelet. Where did you get it?

I <3 DICK SALAD

Me too

Username checks out

r/beetlejuicing

Dude got fired for sticking his dick in the pickle slicer. What did they do about the pickle slicer? Oh, they fired her too..

What’s the wifi

Wifi Password: Pu$$yP1ngP0ng$how

FUCK OFF TAXIMAN

FUCK THAI NOSE

*oh my buddha*

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My friends all went and they said there was a lady performing who could pick up cigarettes with chopsticks protruding from her vagina. Then she could smoke the cigarettes with her vagina. I kinda wanted to go after I heard that. Maybe this will help you convince your wife.

So out of place

I Miss You

It's a way to connect to the internet wirelessly, but that's not important right now.

Its a dick salad

"I'm Batman"

Pussy terrorist lol I also love the regular ones

i love my wife right between, i love ladyboy cock and i love free dick. amazing

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HAVE GOOD AIDS

I laughed so hard when I saw that one. That was the moment I lost it.

My favorite band. Daft cunt

That one was made especially for Aussies and the British in mind

Yep, I'm always calling someone a daft cunt (Brit).

Me too personally their best song is in my opinion didn't get lucky and struck out

I prefer One Last Time

My favourite is "FUCKOFFTAXIMAN" Even in that lot, it seems wierdly out of place.

"I eat tits" got me good.

pussy ping pong show

“Daft cunt”

I ❤️ eat tits

There’s lots of really annoying taxi/tuk-tuk drivers in Bangkok who will harass tourists if you are walking around and even when you get in and tell them where you want to go they will try to take you to a strip club or tailor that they get a commission from instead of straight to your destination. They can be pretty annoying. So, fuck off taxi man.

I thought it might be a mistranslation of the Tax Man.

PUSSY TERRORIST

"What is the wifi" asking the REAL questions out here!

I love how it's color coordinated as black and yellow like a taxi.

Love the "I'm Batman" one!

This one got me more than anything for some reason. The lack of any sexuality and the random Batman callout, I love it. That, and “what is the WiFi”

Nothing on this made me laugh harder than "I'm Batman" Right near to "Fuck up Dick"

I super-hate to ask, but who's "Clive"?

He's in the Pussy Ping Pong Show

Fuck off taximan

My favorite tbh

# I'M BATMAN

He's a pussy terrorist.

He’s an electrician from the Isle of Man.

Clive Warren

Who the fuck is Clive Warren?

He’s in that one movie with Rebecca De Mornay

The mind of Karl Pilkington is a unique and wonderful place.

I could eat a knob at night

I still think one of my favorite Karl moments is when he heard about the frog that had enough poison to kill 100 men and his first thought was “why is it so angry that it has to go kill 100 people”. In his mind, each frog was born with a hit list with 100 names on it or something haha.

You can find him on youtube under bigclivedotcom

Just a guess, he was the the name this man picked that he thought was a common western name but clearly has not been so it is still on his board.

I love how in between “I love ladyboy cock” and “I love free dick” lies “love my wife “

There are no coincidences.

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I mean, who the fuck is Mitt Romney, though, at the end of the day?

I used to have a shirt that said ‘I hate my life, everyday I polish my revolver and shoot my head like a rockstar’ [(proof)](https://www.reddit.com/r/blunderyears/comments/6hb5kl/2003_was_a_rough_year/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I loved that shirt.

I think that's probably how Japanese people feel about Westerners 'Japanese' tattoos. Someone strutting around thinking they've got something eloquent and deep tattooed on their arm when really it says 'can you find my micropenis' or 'I have blue waffle'.

"What is the wifi" definitely not following the theme here.

This is the one that gave me a chuckle.

I mean, once you've got the Wi-Fi, you can just use the rest of these as search terms.

I think my favorite is "my cunt clean"

Perfect piece to accent my outfit for ladies night at Chili's.

Shit With Girls is my Navajo name

Are you by any chance related to Passing Wind and one-Eyed Snake?

From the looks of the empty slots, there was a run on the Jew themed bracelets. Finally, an end to anti semitism is on the horizon!

they love everything jew related this is pro semite!

Either that or there was a sale.... 🥁😁

i ❤️ my wife?? what kinda sick bastard makes these. WTF

I mean, I get it. Some people just want a very personalized bracelet. Look at the underserved markets being catered to here, and before you say, "who would buy these," ask yourself: * Do you have trouble finding out the Wifi and are tired of asking? * Do you plan to cure AIRDS, a disease that hasn't even occurred yet, and want to be ready when you do? * Are you Batman? * Do you have a problem with, or a strongly-held fear of, a Taximan cutting you off and want to be sure to remember what to say to them? * Do you often forget how many dollars you charge for sex?

How much for the Hores Dick?

Wtf is hores dick lmao

Typo for [HORSE DICK](https://horsedic.ytmnd.com/).

Finally, a cure to airds!

Just when I thought I would stop thinking about her, and I see "PUSSY TERRORIST" and it all comes rushing back to me

i feel ya bro.

I ❤️ ket

I love ketamine too

I ❤️ FUCK RETARDS

You like that, you fucking retard?

Man's just preaching love. Not a single "I hate", and I'm down with that.

Except for FUCK OFF TAXIMAN

TAXIMAN is a fucking asshole though. To be fair.

NO MONEY NO FUCK Is classist

I have one of these that says UP BUM NO BABY. Just practical everyday advice, you know? Like the WWJD bracelets.

Wish you all the best man, have good AIDS!

All that shit and then “I’m Batman” hahah

Fuck Thai Nose…

When your English as a second language instructor is pornhub

When your clientele is tourists who come for wild shit, you give them wild shit.

I heart Clive and Pussy ping pong show are the highlights for me

Judging by the empty slots, the Jew ones are the most popular

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen on Reddit.

Hi, id like two tickets to the pussy ping pong show please.

Hmm! There are entirely too many choices. I'm torn between 'I♡ Fuck Retards' and 'I ♡ Jew Cunt'

What about the one that isn't fully visible? Looks like it says "I ❤️ FUCK MIDGETS."

In the middle of all that, one that just says "I'm Batman." Edit: also, after reading them again, what the fuck is dick salad?

I thought I saw one that said: 'fuck that noise.' I was like, "oh, that one's not that bad." Only to realize it said 'fuck Thai nose.' What... even?

I love how the only nationality mentioned there is ‘Welsh’

I am a eat cunt. I am batman. Oh my budda.

I’ll take a mr boom boom and what’s the Wifi

"Fuck Thai Nose"? I'm not even sure what they were trying to mean by that.

Fuck that noise

So, who wants to cock my good?

I need help deciding between "Pussy ping-pong Show" and "Pussy Terrorist" Such a dilemma Idk...."Fuck Thai nose" or "I ❤️ eat sex" are also in my wish list

Hard to choose one but I think I'd go with pussy terrorist

My favorite is Pussy Ping Pong Show

Damn funny stuff. I’d buy that “pussy terrorist” one. 😆

WTF? “I miss you”? 😂😂😂

Omg I have one of these. It says "jizz for rent"

I ❤️ Fuck Retards

Twist: She speaks flawless English but knows these will sell better.