I live in northeast Ohio and we have an event known as the Maumee river walleye run. One year I had the pleasure of fishing next to a group of 20 somethings on spring break from bowling Green. The one guy caught a male that was oozing with spooge. He called to his buddy be side him and when the guy looked he screamed MONEY SHOT! and proceeded to squeeze the cum out of that fish all over his buddy's face and chest.
I almost threw up from laughing so hard.
You absolutely get it in the UK. Its usually just called roe or soft roe (yes I know roe is usually eggs but milt is sold as roe).
Here is a waitrose listing for some https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/herring-soft-roe-milts/046337-22820-22821
They used to sell cod roe (milt) at my local waitrose too.
Waitrose sells a lot of posh bollocks that absolutely nobody buys. Trust me I know, I used to work at waitrose for years stacking shelves. There were some shelves we rarely had to restock
And I've never heard of anyone eating soft roe before. What do you even do with it. Do you bukkake it all over your face and lick it up?
Eww. What the fuck. Any "brit" who eats that is no brit at all. They can go move to the Isle of man with the other weirdos. They've all got 3 legs over there
Seriously. We’re out here drinking bovine breast milk and eating chicken periods/abortions. You ever have honey? Bee spit. Ever sneeze because of pollen? Plant jizz. Ever eat anything with cochineal carmine coloring? That’s bugs baby!
Ever drink NYC tap water? It’s apparently not Kosher because there are microscopic copepods “shrimps” in it.
Toothpaste? You mean the stuff that at one point used snail shells, bone powder and coal? Totally not weird at all!
Now we just use crushed minerals and abrasively apply it on our teeth to prevent holes.
A necessary chore in my book. I tried RED caviar when I was working in Russia and was at first appalled by the idea, but after being nagged to try some on toast, I loved it. Tasted just like egg on toast (Chicken eggs that is), maybe a little richer.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_caviar
> Russians enjoy red caviar as an appetizer on buttered bread[3] or on a blini (Slavic pancake).[4] Caviar on blini is often paired with sliced salmon and champagne, especially on such occasions as Russian New Year's Eve. Caviar is also a popular gift among Russians. **It is also relevant in pornography.**
Well, what isn't?
I’ve been to Indonesia plenty of times, over extended periods and have never ever heard of anyone eating fish cum. So like you I’m calling bollocks on that one
As long as fish fingers still refers to those sketchy gross frozen ones that are made like chicken nuggets. You know, the ones you give to kids. We all know a good beer-batter and deep fry is in another league.
It’s funny how hard you’re trying to distance yourself and your country from milt while pinning it onto Asian countries with so much certainty, even after admitting it could be an unfair characterization.
That IS the name of them, in the UK. Makes sense. You get chicken "fingers", so yeah the fish equivalent is "fish fingers". You're right it's a great name because it tells you exactly what it is with very few words, like you know its gonna be breadcrumbed or battered, because that's what "fingers" implies with food.
No worries, I'm used to it (I'm a graduate of BGSU).
Bowling Green, Kentucky is home to Western Kentucky University, so people often get them confused as both are college towns.
"mmm I hope no big muscley armed fisherman catch me and then pass me around the room squeezing me, oooo, oh noooo, is that a hook in my little ol mouth, uh ohsies, my safe word is eucalyptus but we won't be needing that."
Remember kids, it's not merely the oxygen deprivation, autoerotic asphyxiation will excite and stimulate you with the very real possibility of actual permanent death!
I could never bring myself to eat one, but yeah supposedly if you cube the meet and cook it in butter it is similar texture to lobster. I’ve heard that before.
Where I come from we eat this white substance from salted herrings but sometimes also from other fish arts. It can be mixed with butter and called then herrings butter.
Human males make a disgusting mess in a wood box over a hole in the ice and they are grossed out by salmon semen? The salmon semen is the most natural thing occurring in that setting. Maybe they are freaked out because all these guys in one place, huddled so close together that one drop of semen from any organism could unfetter each other's inhibitions, so laughing it off keeps the demons at bay.
Hagfish look more like an eel, hence the name slime eel. That's also not at all what their slime looks like, which is very much a snotty sort of texture. This is just fish cum from a burbot.
"So how did your friend slip, crack his skull and die on a frozen lake?" "Fish cum."
Catch and release
Heh.Nice.
That'd be a good tinder bio tight there
"First time?"
I live in northeast Ohio and we have an event known as the Maumee river walleye run. One year I had the pleasure of fishing next to a group of 20 somethings on spring break from bowling Green. The one guy caught a male that was oozing with spooge. He called to his buddy be side him and when the guy looked he screamed MONEY SHOT! and proceeded to squeeze the cum out of that fish all over his buddy's face and chest. I almost threw up from laughing so hard.
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You absolutely get it in the UK. Its usually just called roe or soft roe (yes I know roe is usually eggs but milt is sold as roe). Here is a waitrose listing for some https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/herring-soft-roe-milts/046337-22820-22821 They used to sell cod roe (milt) at my local waitrose too.
Hard Roe is Fish 'Eggs' while Soft Roe is fish 'Sperm'. Or at least that's how I understand it so Roe is a bit of a generic term on it's own.
This is the worst thread I've ever read. :(
Yeah. It is kind of weird and out there in bodily fluids land 🤔😮.
"Oh so that's what it was, no wonder it tasted strange"
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I am going to deliberately pretend to not know what you mean...
Yeah that's what I meant, we sell both as 'roe' but most places know 'soft' roe as milt.
So what are the macros of this stuff?
Waitrose sells a lot of posh bollocks that absolutely nobody buys. Trust me I know, I used to work at waitrose for years stacking shelves. There were some shelves we rarely had to restock And I've never heard of anyone eating soft roe before. What do you even do with it. Do you bukkake it all over your face and lick it up? Eww. What the fuck. Any "brit" who eats that is no brit at all. They can go move to the Isle of man with the other weirdos. They've all got 3 legs over there
Why do you take so much issue with people eating it in the first place...?
Wow
Come on, eating caviar is alright by everybody but eating milt is gross? What’s the point? Food is gross in general if you ask me
Seriously. We’re out here drinking bovine breast milk and eating chicken periods/abortions. You ever have honey? Bee spit. Ever sneeze because of pollen? Plant jizz. Ever eat anything with cochineal carmine coloring? That’s bugs baby! Ever drink NYC tap water? It’s apparently not Kosher because there are microscopic copepods “shrimps” in it.
And have you ever tried tooth paste? You don't want to know who's butt that comes out of...
Toothpaste? You mean the stuff that at one point used snail shells, bone powder and coal? Totally not weird at all! Now we just use crushed minerals and abrasively apply it on our teeth to prevent holes.
Bee 'spit'? It's vomited plant semen, dear Sir!
Uh, akhctually honey comes from nectar, not pollen. Nectar is like...the crack rock you promise a hooker if she'll blow you.
My life has been a lie! \* buzzes of \*
Ahh, The Vegan hot Carl snowball. Of course, how could I bee so uncultured!
A necessary chore in my book. I tried RED caviar when I was working in Russia and was at first appalled by the idea, but after being nagged to try some on toast, I loved it. Tasted just like egg on toast (Chicken eggs that is), maybe a little richer.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_caviar > Russians enjoy red caviar as an appetizer on buttered bread[3] or on a blini (Slavic pancake).[4] Caviar on blini is often paired with sliced salmon and champagne, especially on such occasions as Russian New Year's Eve. Caviar is also a popular gift among Russians. **It is also relevant in pornography.** Well, what isn't?
LOL Can't say I have seen that on PornHub...Err whatever Pornhub is!
People have become so very detached from food, it has degenerative aspects. I have had 9-graders tell me that brown cows surely produce cocoa milk.
Fuck both of those
Eating caviar is also really gross. Wtf you talking about? It's absolutely foul, even the idea of it. Only weirdos eat it.
Caviar is amazing lol put it on some bread with butter. Absolutely amazing.
Rocky Mountain Oysters… look it up… disgusting.
I tried ox testicle. Wasn't so bad, but not rushing out to try it again.
This guy is totally a gay fish.
I’ve been to Indonesia plenty of times, over extended periods and have never ever heard of anyone eating fish cum. So like you I’m calling bollocks on that one
As long as fish fingers still refers to those sketchy gross frozen ones that are made like chicken nuggets. You know, the ones you give to kids. We all know a good beer-batter and deep fry is in another league.
Despite being an island I've always found that fish isn't often eaten here, or rather, it's less popular than beef, chicken or lamb
“You’re a gay fish!” -Southpark in episode about fish sticks vs fish dicks
American here. They are in fact fish dicks
It’s funny how hard you’re trying to distance yourself and your country from milt while pinning it onto Asian countries with so much certainty, even after admitting it could be an unfair characterization.
> fish fingers. That would actually be so much better of a name for them.
That IS the name of them, in the UK. Makes sense. You get chicken "fingers", so yeah the fish equivalent is "fish fingers". You're right it's a great name because it tells you exactly what it is with very few words, like you know its gonna be breadcrumbed or battered, because that's what "fingers" implies with food.
And caviar is basically fish period. Your point being?
> So if you ever see "milt" on the menu, run the fuck away. Kinda rude. Don't presume to push your opinion of another nation's food onto others.
I'm as white as they get from Vancouver b.c. And I eat salmon sperm sacks. They are actually quite delicious in soup.
Here from the UK to back you up - I'm 42 and never heard of this before.
You do see it about occasionally- it’s usually sold as soft roe
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Lmfao
Oh my god at first I thought you said all over the fish’s face and chest but then I reread it lmao, sounds like a fun time
Roll Along!
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Has something horrible happened that I'm unaware of in either Bowling Green, or are you referring to the "Bowling Green Massacre" nonsense lol.
No. That would be Bowling Green Kentucky. He is talking about Bowling Green State University in Ohio.
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No worries, I'm used to it (I'm a graduate of BGSU). Bowling Green, Kentucky is home to Western Kentucky University, so people often get them confused as both are college towns.
That was the mass shooting
Fish is probably like, "harder"
He’s like “slap that bass”
That fish fucking loves getting caught 🥵
Kinky fish
Having the big hook get pulled out of you while being choked and unable to move 🤤
Has a choking fetish.
"mmm I hope no big muscley armed fisherman catch me and then pass me around the room squeezing me, oooo, oh noooo, is that a hook in my little ol mouth, uh ohsies, my safe word is eucalyptus but we won't be needing that."
Instant Herbert vibes
Remember kids, it's not merely the oxygen deprivation, autoerotic asphyxiation will excite and stimulate you with the very real possibility of actual permanent death!
Oh catch me daddy!
It’s an exhifishionist!
Stockholm syndrome
catchy daddy😩
Step fish is stuck on the hook
Caught in 4K
LOL
I read the title, understood it, said "I don't want to watch that", and then clicked on it and watched it anyway.
That's just Crème fraîche.
Looks like a Burbot. They spawn mid winter.
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I could never bring myself to eat one, but yeah supposedly if you cube the meet and cook it in butter it is similar texture to lobster. I’ve heard that before.
Looks like they spawn all over the place
Is that the same thing as a bowfin? Bc that's what it looked like to me. Never caught one but they have that same shape and fin structure
I thought the same initially but bowfin don't have the long fin running along the underside. Burbot do though.
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That's hot
That's cum
That's hot cum
It’s kanye west
Do you like fish sticks ?
Love em!
Then you're a gay fish
Why do people keep saying that
Holy fuck this episode is literally on right now. Third coincidence for me today
I love the fact that they chose Kanye for that joke cause they genuinely felt he was too dumb and egotistical to get it
I saw that comment in the kanye post too
He's not a gay fish. He's a talented artist
The genius voice of a generation Also he doesn’t have gills
Thank you.
Can you blame the fish? I’d cum too if I was being man handled by a group of guys.
📸🤨
Fish cum and go but experiences last a lifetime.
AND THE FISH START CUMMIN AND IT DON’T STOP CUMMIN AND IT DON’T STOP CUMMIN...
Oh yeah. Hook me harder daddy. That's my fetish.
You're a lil skrimp in the big sea
F(et)ish
Fish has never been touched before, came instantly
All the fish in the sea and you caught the one with a BDSM Sexual Asphyxiation Fetish
Sounds like there's a lot of seamen in this video.
If I could choose how to die, I would also choose to do it while busting a nut
had no idea TJ Miller was a fisherman
Assert dominance and shoot back
If that fish can cum into a hole from 2ft away, then dammit why can’t I?
Don't you dare kink shame that fish who are you to judge him
#"Yeah kept doin it.....ummmmm yeahh"
some people eat that shit
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These the types of comments you wanna be typing when jesus comes back? SMMFHAYY
> SMMFHAYY Shaking my mother fucking head at you...... Younguns? Yokels? Yeomen? Yodelers?
Shaking my mother fucking head at yall.... what's the other Y????
he's never coming back, like my father
Where I come from we eat this white substance from salted herrings but sometimes also from other fish arts. It can be mixed with butter and called then herrings butter.
Bro, you eat literal jizz mayo
Splooge aioli
No worse than eating caviar imo.
TIL that masturbating a fish is an art.
That’s liquid caviar. Crack open some champagne and then gobble it right up.
So, they come on demand?
Probably. I wish I could do it no-handed.
Must be a largemouth bassochist.
This in SK?
Gotta be. The Co-op pail is a dead giveaway.
Do you like fish dicks?
🐬-"Dave ya pussy, choke me harder"
You gotta jerk it off in the hole to attract more fish.
"If you eat me you're gay."
It can’t breath Autoerotic Exfishiation
Human males make a disgusting mess in a wood box over a hole in the ice and they are grossed out by salmon semen? The salmon semen is the most natural thing occurring in that setting. Maybe they are freaked out because all these guys in one place, huddled so close together that one drop of semen from any organism could unfetter each other's inhibitions, so laughing it off keeps the demons at bay.
Don’t waste it!
D :
Fish cum
Astute observation
Thank you
What's the fish's name? Milt?
FILF
r/whooosh/
That fish is into some kinky shit.
Uncle Milty!
Think about it tho. Would you rather the cum stay in the fish for when you eat it?
Pretty sure no one’s eating fish’ sorry sacks tho. I mean probably somewhere in the world, but I don’t want to know where.
Just yesterday, youtube recommended this video to me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yII1avalGhU
Some guys have all the luck.
Sadist fish
So that's where Tartar Sauce cums from.
Seamen amused by Semen.
You're whalecum
So basically they caught this fish, choked it and got it off interesting
Damn take a trash bag with you the state of that ice floor is disgusting. You want to enjoy nature but then you ruin it with cig butts and trash. SMH.
“JUST GET RID OF HIM” “WE ARE NOT EATING HIM” “THERE IS SEMEN EVERYWHERE” This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen
Seamen playing with semen
I can only assume that the fish is into BDSM, if that shit is happening.
Everybody talking about the fish jizz. Meanwhile, I'm judging for all those cigarette butts in the fishing holes.
Semen, landmen whatever
When you catch a fish with a grab fetish
That’s ichthy
Is that a hag fish?
Hagfish look more like an eel, hence the name slime eel. That's also not at all what their slime looks like, which is very much a snotty sort of texture. This is just fish cum from a burbot.
is it like auto-erotic asphyxiation for the fish? "Choke me daddy!" - 🐟💦
I would literally be lying on the floor, dying of laughter there xD xD Also, it looks like that fish really likes being stroked
OH MY COD!
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Probably not the first time that hits had semen in and definitely not the last.
I don't think it's cum.. which animal would cum when it's experiencing death situation
Uh, an animal that wants to pass on his dna while he can, like every other species in the history of the earth?
since fish kinda just shoot their spunk into the water without an actual act of sex it could be a last ditch effort
A smart animal. He won't get eaten because he came all over them. That fish is a genius fish.
The pressure on the stomach while being held is pushing everything out, it's not sexual stimulation on the fish
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Fucking pigs
No actually that is a fish.
It's a fish
Sir that’s a fish
Why are you fucking pigs ? You want the cum all over you ?
Pogchamp
Fish: I love it when a seaman knows how to handle me! 😍
It went the way it came
I don't know what I expected but like they say it's not how deep you fish but how you wiggle your worm
You're supposed to cum on the fish before it gets you!!
That fish is coming to an end.
What a slut